{"id":11548,"date":"2012-04-19T18:57:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T23:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=11548"},"modified":"2012-04-19T19:00:15","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T00:00:15","slug":"catwomans-muse-fanfiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=11548","title":{"rendered":"Catwoman&#8217;s Muse Fanfiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Newcomer Catwoman presents this playlet for your enjoyment.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>howdy!<br \/>\ni am writing a story about the muses that i think would be good for you musebloggers to read! enclosed is my story! i hope it allows you this many characters (abc\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s) to puit it down but i will try! here goes nothi\u00e2\u20ac\u2122n<\/p>\n<p>A VISITOR TO KOKONINO COUNTRY!<br \/>\na story of the muses by Catwoman<\/p>\n<p>SCENE: Mimi is looking at a shop window whistfully<br \/>\nstaring at a dress that looks like hers\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 only<br \/>\nsparkally and more colorfull while Feather<br \/>\nlooks at a garden supplies store<\/p>\n<p>Mimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hmm\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [turns to feather] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153do you have money, Feather?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What? uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 let me see\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [searches in pocket] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153nope\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nA Voice (girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here is some money dear\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Huh? what?!?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [she appears to have a $10:00 bill in her hand. enough to buy the dress(and a<br \/>\nnice purse to match)]<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey! Mimi, you got money. why did you want to borrow mine?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well i didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 second\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ago?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gee. i could use a new garden hoe\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nThe Voice(girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153here\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: [Has $5:00 in hand] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153A voice?!?!? uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Mimi\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: [is buying dress]<br \/>\nFeather: [with clenched beak] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mi-mi! come out he-ere\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just a second\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well i have the wierdest feeling we are being watched\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nothing new, now Feather! can you wait?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153*Sigh* okay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>[a few minutes later]<\/p>\n<p>Mimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay! I am done\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can we go back?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153BACK! NOW? but i havn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t done all my shopping yet!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Please? i feel that someone is very interested in us!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: [looks around] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: [starts running]<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wait! you run too fast!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: [stops] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sorry\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>[later they come to a canyon&#8217;s wall. it is nightime]<\/p>\n<p>Mimi: [pushes on a rock, a door opens] [enters door]<br \/>\n[door closes]<br \/>\nFeather: [same thing]<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I feel as though something strange is here. Something that shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>[Meanwhile shadowy figure crawls up a rock beind them]<\/p>\n<p>Shadowy Figure: [climbs rock] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153*Grunt*\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Feather, did you hear something?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nShadowy Figure: [hides behind a cactus]<br \/>\nFeather: [looks around] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ignore it and just go home. okay?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nFeather: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [Runs in a direction]<br \/>\nMimi: [Walks in another direction]<\/p>\n<p>Shadowy Figure: [goes to entrance of cave]<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hello?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nAnother Voice (boy): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S THAT?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>[A pie flies out of the entrance of the cave[Shadowy Figure dodges]]<\/p>\n<p>Voice(boy): [yelling] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t come back!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nShadowy Figure: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>[Kokopelli steps out of the cave]<\/p>\n<p>Kokopelli: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Who are you? or more like WHAT are you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nShadowy Figure: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 my name is Roxanne. and what are YOU?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nKokopelli: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153My name is Kokopelli and what are you doing in this valley?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I just want to uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Help if i can\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nKokopelli: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153HELP?!? us! we my friend are the mu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 oops\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The what?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nKokopelli: [has mysteriously dissapeared]<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hello?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [a pie flies at her. she ducks]<\/p>\n<p>[Roxanne goes in another direction]<\/p>\n<p>Roxanne: [comes to a big mountain with steps carved into the side]<br \/>\n[climbs] [gets to top] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hello?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nVoice(girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Huh?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey are you a MU?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nVoice(girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153A WHAT?!?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [A tall shadow emerges from a small door]<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your name?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nVoice(girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Urainia. but what is all this talk about MU\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s? are they Aliens or something?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No they are not aliens\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nUrainia: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Martians?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nUrainia: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where did you hear about them?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153From that Kokopelli guy over there\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [points to cave]<br \/>\nUrainia: [sounds troubled] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh no!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [runs into house]<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the matter?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nUrainia: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you a humain?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yea i think so\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nUrainia: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153GO AWAY!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nUrainia: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153just do it\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [leaves] [comes to big pasture full of grass]<br \/>\n[sees an animal with four legs]<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Who are you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nAnimal (girl): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hmmmmooooo?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey are you a cow?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nAnimal: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hmooo yes i am\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wow i have never seen a real cow before!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nCow: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What is yooour name?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Roxanne and yours?<br \/>\nCow: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153My name is Bo! what are you doing in Kokonino Country?<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh that is what this place is called?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes and what are yoooou dooooing in it?<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I came to help people in need\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mmm thats funny! i toooooo came to help people\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Really? are you a MU?<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 you could say i moooooooh a lot\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No that isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t what i am talking about at all\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh you mean a MUSE!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Maybe. is that what you are?<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Urainia told me not to tell\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tell what?<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well she told me not to tell that there were nine muses and that we wisper in people\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ears to help them with intelegent air and that we live here and humans are not to be allowed into Kokonino Country and\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 oopsie\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u009dOopsie\u00e2\u20ac\u009d what?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh nothing.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh something! tell me more\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ok then! i guess i will be going\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nBo: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Go!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nRoxanne: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bye\u00e2\u20ac\u009d [walks in another direction. it is morning]<br \/>\n[Roxanne goes back to cave]<\/p>\n<p>Kokopelli: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We gotta get that human out of here!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why? i like human company.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nKokopelli: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well i don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t! and if Urainia sees me with this human she will kill me!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nMimi: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But-\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<br \/>\nKokopelli \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No buts about this Mimi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Newcomer Catwoman presents this playlet for your enjoyment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-fiction-and-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11548"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11551,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11548\/revisions\/11551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}