{"id":1202,"date":"2008-02-05T12:35:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T18:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2008-02-07T13:53:51","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T19:53:51","slug":"attention-pie-warriors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=1202","title":{"rendered":"Attention, Pie Warriors!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Way back at the dawn of history (April 2006, to be precise), your beneficent GAPAs proclaimed that <a href=\"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=252#comment-89\"><b>&#8220;real&#8221; online wars would be banned from the blog<\/b><\/a> but permitted MBers to engage in fantasy pie wars.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, we&#8217;ve gradually relaxed that policy. MBers on &#8220;Pie War&#8221; threads have introduced swords, armor, explosives, and other accoutrements of warfare camouflaged with pielike names. Saying that a weapon is made of pietanium, however, doesn&#8217;t make it pastry &#8212; especially when the MBer bearing the weapon uses it to maim and slaughter. The results have been a steady string of duels, massacres, and assassinations on the threads and some nasty personal disputes behind the scenes &#8212; all highly un<i>Muse<\/i>like, and excruciatingly boring to anyone not directly involved.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, <b>we are reasserting our original anti-war policy and taking steps to enforce it<\/b>. The <a href=\"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=1194\"><b>pie war thread in question<\/b><\/a> will be closed to further comments. So will the <a href=\"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=789\"><b>hidden Jadestone and Glassboro Planning Thread<\/b><\/a> (though we will still visit it occasionally to hear the singing bunnies). Attempts to continue the war or arguments about it on other threads will be ruthlessly suppressed. If you&#8217;re scrapping for a fight, go to World of Warcraft or some other site. That&#8217;s not what we&#8217;re about here. We have spoken.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;The Administrators<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Administrators end the Pie War.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mmfpmuseblog-business"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}