{"id":12856,"date":"2013-01-15T12:40:59","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T18:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=12856"},"modified":"2013-01-15T15:02:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T21:02:07","slug":"pie-skirmish-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=12856","title":{"rendered":"Pie Skirmish, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes a little mayhem is just the thing to clear away the cobwebs and banish the winter doldrums. And to put you in the mood, Robert has written a new marching song to a tune we’re sure you all know:<\/p>\n

Can you hear the music swell with a quasi-martial sound?
\nHear the shouting and the laughter as the Musers rally \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcround?
\nWhen the sloshing in your guts echoes the splatting of our tins,
\nThere will be chaos on the blog when the fight begins!<\/p>\n

You must agree the world can see how sick to death you are
\nOf endless woes on Rants and Plaints and maudlin R&R,
\nSo join our ranks and bid your angst au revoir!<\/p>\n

In our stain-resistant suits, with our weapons raised on high,
\nWe are indomitable warriors who are not afraid to pie!
\nSee the ballistic pastry soar, hear how it whistles as it spins \u00e2\u20ac\u201c
\nThere will be filling everywhere when the fight begins!<\/p>\n

[reprise]
\nWe are fairly well-behaved and convinced that war is wrong,
\nBut we know that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll go crazy if we put it off too long.
\nThough it makes a royal mess, and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to say who wins,
\nIt will be such a big relief when the fight begins!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sometimes a little mayhem is just the thing to clear away the cobwebs and banish the winter doldrums. And to put you in the mood, Robert has written a new marching song to a tune we’re sure you all know: Can you hear the music swell with a quasi-martial sound? Hear the shouting and the … Continue reading “Pie Skirmish, 2013”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonrandom-craziness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12856"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16875,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12856\/revisions\/16875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}