{"id":252,"date":"2006-03-29T14:15:19","date_gmt":"2006-03-29T20:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2006-04-13T06:41:08","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T11:41:08","slug":"chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"<strike>Chuck Norris<\/strike> <strike><i>Watership Down<\/i><\/strike> Unending Pie War"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strike>He&#8217;s not one of the more <i>Muse<\/i>like denizens of Earth&#8230; but all right, let&#8217;s get this over with.<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><strike>OK, nobody wants to talk about Chuck. Let&#8217;s try the rabbits.<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>We give up. It&#8217;s total cathassus in here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s not one of the more Muselike denizens of Earth&#8230; but all right, let&#8217;s get this over with. OK, nobody wants to talk about Chuck. Let&#8217;s try the rabbits. We give up. It&#8217;s total cathassus in here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-craziness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}