Just because. To the tune of “Show Me” from the musical “My Fair Lady”:<\/p>\n
Don’t send a gift,
\nDon’t send a card,
\nBirthdays aren’t hard:
\nPie me!<\/p>\n
If I’m remiss,
\nIf I’m to blame,
\nTreat me the same:
\nPie me!<\/p>\n
Any celebration’s so much better with a pie.
\nDon’t throw a cake; cake doesn’t fly.
\nPie me till I am unsteady on my feet, and then
\nPie me all over again!<\/p>\n
How can you stand Just because. To the tune of “Show Me” from the musical “My Fair Lady”:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonrandom-craziness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3143"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3164,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143\/revisions\/3164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMaking me wait?
\nDon’t hesitate:
\nPie me! Pie me!<\/em>
\nRoll out the crust,
\nFill it with fruit,
\nTop it with cream from a cow.
\nPie me now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"