{"id":58,"date":"2005-09-17T08:03:44","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T12:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=58"},"modified":"2005-12-31T13:41:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T19:41:02","slug":"grant-os-how-tos-unnumbered-and-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Grant O.&#8217;s How-Tos (Nos. 53 and 56)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How-to #56:<br \/>\nHow to improve morale at your business<\/p>\n<p>1. Put espresso in the cappuccino machine. People are happier when they&#8217;re buzzed.<br \/>\n2. Every month, have a party for no reason.<br \/>\n3. Give people the assignment at least 2 weeks before the deadline, so they have more time to finish it.<br \/>\n4. Give random and silly awards to people for no reason. Or better yet, reasons they don&#8217;t want displayed. &#8220;Most Inconspicuous Nose-Picker for 2009!&#8221;<br \/>\n5. Skip around the office rather than walk.<br \/>\n6. Provide your staff with water pistols or Nerf guns.<br \/>\n7. If all of the above methods fail, try the direct solution. Fire all of the unhappy people.<\/p>\n<p>How-to #53:<br \/>\nHow to lose ten pounds of ugly fat<\/p>\n<p>1.Cut off your head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grant wants to publish these in a book. He&#8217;d like your reaction. More to come!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-craziness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}