{"id":748,"date":"2007-03-21T13:19:08","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T18:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=748"},"modified":"2007-06-01T22:47:42","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T03:47:42","slug":"kokopelli-for-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Kokopelli for President, v. 2007.1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i171.photobucket.com\/albums\/u291\/rglasley\/museblog\/Vote_Koko.gif \"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i171.photobucket.com\/albums\/u291\/rglasley\/museblog\/Why-Koko.gif \"\/><\/p>\n<p>(In case you have trouble reading the second one on your monitor, here&#8217;s what it says.)<\/p>\n<p>1. Because everyone would get free pies.<br \/>\n2. Because everyone would have to be stick figures.<br \/>\n3. Because everyone would have to shave their head except for 6 black hairs.<br \/>\n4. Because there would be free pie throwing contests every day.<br \/>\n5. Because his head would look so cool on a coin.<br \/>\n6. Because he would give up all nuclear weaponry in favor of pies.<br \/>\n7. Because it would be funny to see who he&#8217;d choose as a first lady (Aeiou? Mimi? URANIA?)<br \/>\n8. Because he would make sure that music programs weren&#8217;t cut from schools.<br \/>\n9. Because he&#8217;s black, a cartoon character, and skinny.  Minorities, people!<br \/>\n10. Because I said so.<\/p>\n<p>Made by Cat&#8217;s Meow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 2008 campaign kicks off with a couple of posters by Cat&#8217;s Meow. (Click below.) <b>Continued.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mmfpmuseblog-business","category-nonrandom-craziness","category-magazine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musefanpage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}