Friday, 19 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
MuseBlog prides itself on proffering pie-themed pandemonium for every predilection.
Here’s how Prarilius Canix describes this thread: “for those who think the old style of random pie-flinging was better than the new RPG-esque, ‘New Coke’ pie wars.”
Date: October 22, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
*randomly pies PC*
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All right. “new coke”, indeed… 
*Sends pies filled with fuzzy cheese-filled doughnuts*
Is that the correct method? Do we still have sides?
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*is happy*
*pies everyone who comes onto this thread*
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Ack! Pie in my face!
*pies everyone with BCPs*
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If we’re going to have sides, then anyone who joins me can share my arsenal of atomic pies.
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*pies all* he he he. i have many secret recipies for pies.
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*pies everybody*
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The problem with these pie wars is that you can’t really win. And it’s hard to know what to include in my NaNo.
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The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee welcomes back old members, and any new ones who wish to join…
6-I know! You have proven your worth on the ship! Please join Zemtee!
*Pies those who aren’t Zemtee peoples…*
Red-tailed HAWK 
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*pie people for good mesure, the goes away.*
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l guess this stays out of the NaNo.
For Zemtee!
Wait! Wait! We have no topic!
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*pies random people who happen to have the misfortune to be in my current range of sight*
9- RTH, my I join Zemtee?
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*pies all non-neutrals*
Whatever are we warring about anyway? I only remember the CN/WD one. And trying to partake of a newer one, only to vanish under all this newfangled stuff.
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WOOHOO! *pies everybody*
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13- I believe that’s unestablished, actually.
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13- We haven’t decided what we are warring about.
NOTICE: A new side is forming: L’Equipe Noir.
Once we have a topic, L’Equipe Noir will decide its official position. For now, I’d just like to say that L’Equipe Noir’s primary weapon is an atomic pie. Ask me if you’d like to join.
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12-Yes! Welcome! Zemtee was a major force in the last pw, so it is already well established. Agagabagabag was our army commander, so I assume he will want that position back.
I’m not sure what your preference would be, but one idea might be for you to be in charge of managing our materiel, such as providing for its protection from theft (you would have an army of 10,000 troops to do that), making sure the right things are in the right places, and supervising handling of the materiel before it reaches our ground troops. But that is just an option, I won’t force you into it
Some of the people we had in the last pw don’t seem to be on the blog much, but if they come back their positions will be open for them (I haven’t given them away yet)
Pies and prosperity to those of Zemtee! Long live Zemtee and its people!
Red-tailed HAWK
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17- Ohh yes. Defernately.
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so we can make our own team thingy? in that case…
HAH! I stand alone! covered in pastry but still standing! I form my own team! the Prancing Unicorn Slayers! and we (me) will be a force to contend with! *throws head back and laughs*
* Pies all Zemtees and L’equipe Noir* *and pies all those neutral for good mesure*
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17- Material Management sounds just froody.
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*immideatly joins Zemtee* *pies everyone else* 
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*pies beavo* and *pies TNO*
come join the Prancing Unicorn Slayers!!!!!!!
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19- Waaaaaaaaaambambawambabambawambawambabam! That was me and my pwnsome sword skills.
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*pies Kagcomix* Never!
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13- It’s just people wanting to do something stupid on the blog. I recommend ignoring it.
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Thing About which to War:
HP vs. LOtR
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More Pie! :mrgreen
I’ll join the Prancing Unicorn Slayers!
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25-Pardon me? *immediately pies*
20-Welcome! *gives pie and key to stores*
21-Why, welcome beavo! *gives new instant pie-maker*
23-Yeah! *gives new swords and sharpening tool*
24-*helps pie*
*pies Glassboro again*
*pies the prancing unicorn slayers again*
*pies neutrals*
Duck! *splat* The pies are coming in fast.
The old Zemtee logo, which I put at the top of my posts, is below, so if Zemtee people wish to they may copy and paste:
≈∫π∫≈ ©
Long live Zemtee and its people!
Red-tailed HAWK
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Swords are good, but l only have four arms, and l already have five. Maybe some shoulder attatchments…
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≈∫π∫≈ ©
OKay, here are some tanks from last time with everyone’s names on them. They may be a little squished since they have been copied, but…
“”””””””””””””””””””`\
|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;RtH;;;;;=========…()…..()………()…….()“““““““““““““““““:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““““`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
|””””””””””””””””””””`\
|;;;;;Zemtee;agagabagabag;=========…()…..()………()…….():;““““““““““““““`’“““/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
“”””””””””””””””””””`\
|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;TNO;;;;=========…()…..()………()…….()“““““““““““““““““:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““““““`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
|””””””””””””””””””””`\
|;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;beavo;;;;;=========…()……..().…….()……..() ““““““““““““““`’“““/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″””””””””””””””””””“““““““““`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
Red-tailed HAWK
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28-Ohh, lookie this shiny new pie maker! Shiiiiiny… *gets out polishing rag and starts polishing furiously* Back! Back eville dirt! Must be in fighting condition, this pie maker. Tis destined to pie many an opposer.
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Don’t forget C++DM!
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*makes vroom sounds*
______________â”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~â”
====================== [}….[}………..[}
+++BEAVO+++++
+++ZEMTEE++++ O
|___________________//\ // |\
“““““““““““““““`
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Well, it could be better, but that’s what I got so far. Like the shooting pies?
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heh…it was doomed to come…hee hee….well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em…
|_________________________l
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the moblie pie castle!…didi it work?
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one mo’ time…
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|…….|_|……|_|…..|_|……..|_|+++++[}
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the box things are cannons…
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eh. good enough.
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ARGH!!!!!!!!!!! LIVE NEUTRALS, LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*summons pies to rain down from the heavens using staff*
*consequently squashes all opposition*
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——(~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
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I don’t know if that worked, but that was my attempt to show an atomic pie w/ a mushroom cloud
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(~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
(~~~~~~~~~)
(~~~~~~)
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Maybe this will look better….
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*sings* Oh I sing a great sad song
of wars yet lost anew
Chuck norris, Watershipdown,
those were the old wars *stops*
I know, I was there. A Gen 3er I was. Back then I was Nobodydude. Then I was Frodo. Then Ptolemy. Then A Dijnn in a bottle. Then A Dijnn. Then Hafiz. And now, look who is left of the old sides. None but I.
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≈∫π∫≈ ©
Oh, It’s a puuuuurdy cannon, to be sure. *Uses shiny new cannon to bury all opposition*
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≈∫π∫≈ ©
*Gives agagabagabag six new arm attachments*
*GIves Beavo new polishing rags*
And yes, Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd, violindino and C++darkmage are welcome back at any time.
Below I will post a tank for everyone, along with some new stuff:
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|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;RtH;;;;;=========…()…..()………()…….()”””””””””””””””“““““““““““””:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
|”””””””””””””””””””““““““`”`\
|;;;;;Zemtee;agagabagabag;=========…()…..()………()…….():;””””””””””””””`'”““““““““””/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
“”””””””””””””””””””“““““““\
|;;;;;;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;TNO;;;;=========…()…..()………()…….()””””””””””””””””““““““““”:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
|””””””””””””””””””””“““““`\
|;;;;;Zemtee;;;;;beavo;;;;;=========…()……..().…….()……..() “”””””””””””””`'”””“““““““““`/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
“”””””””””””””””””““““““`””`\
|;;;;;Zemtee;violindino;=========…()…..()………()……….() “””””””””””””””“““““““““““””:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
|”””””””””””””””””””““““““`”`\
|;;;Zemtee;donaldo the SAN;========= …..()…….()…..()…..()
:;””””””””””””””`'”““““““““””/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
“”””””””””””””””””””“““““““\
|;;;;Zemtee;C++Darkmage;=========…()…..()……()….() “”””””””””””””””““““““““”:;’/`’
|_____________________/
/”0″”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””`0`\
…………………………….00…./`
Some swords:
=|==========+
=|=============+
Some pies: O O O O O O O O O O O
A polishing cloth: l=l
A key: 0=+\|=+-|+
Long live Zemtee and its people!
Red-tailed HAWK
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PIE HACK!
int main;
{
int “pie”;
int “hot pink bunny”
//put hot-pink bunny stickers on the pies, throw them!
end main;
)
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* does the summoning pie dance* (now in a loud, deep voice i proclaime) LET NO MAN/WOMAN WHO IS NOT ONE OF US (ME) THE PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS BE FELLED LIKE TREES MAY THE RAIN OF PIES BE SO THIK THEY CANNOT TELL WHAT IS THEM AND WHAT IS PIE! ALL THOSE WISHING TO JOIN THE PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS WILL BE FORGIVEN AND MERCIED! (in normal voice) what no one wants to join us (me)? well, (in deep voice) LET THE PIEING COMENCE! *bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop bang splat smoosh kerplop smushi kerploosi bang pop*
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Bahahahaha! Summore swords, me thinks. Personalized, of course.
=|>>>>>>>RtH>>>>>>>
=|>>agagabagabag>>>
=|>>>>>>TNO>>>>>>>
=|>>>>>Beavo>>>>>>>
=|>>>>>>violindino>>>>
=|>>>>>Donaldo>>>>>
=|>>>>>CDMage>>>>>
How about everybody get’s they’re own little design thingy? Everybody knows mine:
{[||=||beavobar||=||]}
Oh, what the heck, we might as well set up a Zemtee store.
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|———————-ZEMTEE———————–|
|————|====|—————-|====|————-|
|————â•“—-â•–—————â•“—–â•–————|
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That didn’t work too well…
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|——————-—-ZEMTEE———–————–|
|————|====|——–———-|====|————-|
|————╓—-╖——————╓—–╖————|
————|–T–|——————|–T—|———–|
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A bit better, one more time.
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|——————-—-ZEMTEE———–————–|
|————|====|——–———-|====|————-|
|————╓—-╖——————╓—–╖————|
————|–T–|———–———|–T—|———––|
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|||——————-|TTT TTT |——————–|||
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That’s about as good as it’s going to get.
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≈∫π∫≈ ©
Thanks for the equipment, Beavo & RTH. *proceeds to splatter all opposition with newly aquired pieing things*
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Your sides actually need to stand for something. The original war was about Chuck Norris Haters and Watership Down lovers pieing CN Lovers and WD Haters. You can fling pies at chuck, but he will roundhouse-kick them away.
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anyways…CHUCK NORRIS FOR THE WIN!
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Pies all who aren’t on Kagomix’s side
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*atomic pies Zemtee*
Since I don’t really have a side, and seem to be fighting alone (what’s the matter, you guys don’t like me??) I would like to ask Kagcomix if I can make an alliance with her side.
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Somebody come here!!
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50-You splattered the enemy with my Zemtee equipment store? 
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53- oh excellent, are you joining The Prancing Unicorn Slayers? and yes, i do not use an acronym for it and i will pie you if you do. but welcome aboard! currently we are attacking Zemtee
54- Welcome aboard fair maiden (assuming ofcourse you’re a girl )
Kagy’s Line up for The Prancing Unicorn Slayers
karishnekrava
Raven of the Hawk
and ofcourse me. wow. i will try to be a good leader. rmember to procalim loudly in a proclamous voice when you’re gonna attack someone(someone=Zemtee)
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57- Yes, I’m a girl, thank for assuming that and not assuming that I’m a boy which, if you read the last real pie war thread, was and is the reason why I will never be on the Zemtee side. RtH assumed I was a boy, and then I pulled out one of my atomic pies. Anyways, once I stop rambling, I’ll get to the real point. When I said alliance, I meant something like you won’t attack me and I won’t attack you. Or I wouldn’t mind being a sub-division of your army, but I want to keep the name L’Equipe Noir. Wow, I’m hyper. w00t!!!
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56- No-o, I splattered the enemy with equipment from your Zemtee equipment store… 
57- The PUS! The PUS! bwah hahahahaha! *pies Kagcomix*
=[} =[} =[} =[} =[} =[} =[} =[} =[}
*SPLAT*
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whatever. I just might as well join gwen for this since we fight for the same reason. I expect to be semi-highly ranked…
I bring staves!
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the last one is a torch! yay torch!
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41- I remain. *pies*
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61-funny. same here. though I nearly strayed with the I, man-gator thing.
here’s all I got…
===\}[]=-][]-[][;’.’;]\\]][][}}{}{/.,,.,.,’;’;[===++++_=-=-==+{}{}\\](()))())0[][\]######
but…i shall build…
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the hand shall now be put together…
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finished with that…
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there’s the arm…
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a robotic arm! these are so much fun…now I’ve got to create weaopons…
+++]]]]]]]+++++++++++++++\\
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my golf club!
hmmmm….
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my stave!
==||>>>>>yay>>>>>—-
my blade of yayness!
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jetpack….
almost done….just wanna learn how to make pies fall from the sky like gwen!
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reattempt…
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i hope they work…
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58- kedokee, you’re in the l’equipe noir devision of the prancing unicorn slayers!
59- GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *pies* FEEL THE STING OF MY LIMEJUICE EXPLOSIVE PIES!!!!!
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PUS! PUS! *retaliates with various pies*
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GIMMIE A T *pie* GIMME A N *pie* GIMMIE AN O *pie* WHO WE GONNA PIE? T-N-O!!!!!! *many pies are sent flinging towards the demon of acronyms*
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*sings* Gimme a pie, Gimme a pie, Break me of a piece of that Pumpkin Pie
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Feel my wrath!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!¡¡¡¡ *Throws pies in all directions* 
Actually, I don’t really understand what’s going on here (besides random pie throwing, which is obvious). Can somone tell me what the rules are?
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68-Read the Watership Down/Chuck Norris threads.
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69-https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=252 here’s the url
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≈∫π∫≈ ©
Hmmm…PUS…not the best acronym. GWSEZ would technically be ours, for The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee.
I’ll be back soon, but *pies all not with Zemtee* for now!
Red-tailed HAWK
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66- *dodges pies*
BWAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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≈∫π∫≈©
PUS is, incidentally, the stem of PONER in spanish in, I believe, the preterite tense. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
=[} =[} =[}
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Hmm. I need to pick a side. Which one, which one…
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Zemtee! Join Zemtee!
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Zemtee it is. *Pies everyone not on Zemtee* MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
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Cool! Have a sword!
=|>>>>IBwCF>>>>>>>
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Sweet!
*uses =|>>>>IBwCF>>>>>>> to deflect incoming pies*
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73-Maybe…*Checks* my book says Puse, but it gets tricky to understand when they put the explanations in spanish! I have some work left ahead of me with learning this language *pies self for lack of knowlege*
74-ZEMTEE IS THE SIDE W00t!!!!!!!
Zemtee r0cks.
Pie tank for next new member!
Well, everyone gets one who is with Zemtee…
Below is my latest invention:
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;;;;;;;RtH;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
|______________________\
O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
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Tank with cannon on top too! I’ll send this in and make necessary correction before making one for all Zemtee folks…
Red-tailed HAWK
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A Pie Tank! Sweet! :twisted::twisted::twisted:
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w00t! Welcome, IBwCF! You get a tank!
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;;;;;;;RtH;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
|______________________\
O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
|________|__|_________|
|;agagabagabag;Zemtee;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
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|______________________\
O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
|________|__|_________|
|;DtheSAN;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
|______________________\
O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;;;;;;;TNO;;;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
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O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;;;Beavo;;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
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O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;IBwCF;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
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O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
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|;Violindino;Zemtee;;;;;;;;;;;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
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O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
____________________O/
_________+===…….[}……..[}…………[}……….[}
|________|__|_________|
|;;C++Darkmage;;Zemtee;;|==========…….[}……..[}……..[}
|_____________________\
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O+++++++++++++++++++O0\
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I hope I got everyone!
What a great group! *pies all opposition* Zemtee and her people shall rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, tonight is Sundae night for Zemtee people! IBwCF, you came at just the right time!
*gets out large barrel of chocolate syrup and a barrel of each other ice cream topping*
Pies for everyone too! *passes out from sweets*
Red-tailed HAWK
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*Uses tank to fire giant smart pies at opposition*
Eat Pie!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!¡¡¡¡
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PUS-ers, bow before the superiority of Zemtee’s weaponry!
Ha! Ha! Ha! (diabolical laughter)
79- I think “puse” is the preterite “I” form of poner, meaning “I put”(past tense). ‘Cause “e” is the “I” appropriate ending for that category of irregular verbs… Which would make “pus” the correct stem. If that makes any sense whatsoever.
Pie hack:
if (Key.isDown(Key.PIE)) {
trace.(“=[} =[} =[}”)
}
if (Key.isDown(Key.INS)) {
trace.(“PUS!”)
}
:idea:TNÖ:idea:
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Hey, where’s our opposition? They haven’t shown up yet… Cowards. You can run, but you can’t hide! *Fires heat seeking smart pies*
Go ≈∫π∫≈ ©!
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Can I join a side???
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Join Zemtee! Join Zemtee!
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86- Hmm… Everyone is joining Zemtee, but nobody on any other team is showing up. What’s the point of a pie war when there is nobody to pie?
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eh, good question. When everyone does show up, though, we’ll be ready! *maniacle laughter*
Anyhoo, AH, either join Zemtee or join PUS… (I’d prefer Zemtee, though)
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Or join the LEN division of PUS, come on, don’t make me beg….
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But if they don’t show up, may we have a pie-tank free for all? (As soon as sombody on PUS shows up, we’ll immediatly turn on them).
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Wait a minute–Raven of the Hawk’s not on our team!!! *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at Raven of the Hawk and at him/herself for being so stupid*
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I think its too late for me to join battle, but I have set up a buffer zone to the North, and will be accepting injured men and women from both sides to be treated. Just ask me for medical help, and i’ll do my best.
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68- we randomly fling pies and generaly tend to join teams. please spare me the sorrow of joining Zemtee and join me! THE PRANCING UNICORN SALYERS! we are the pwn.
71- that’s why we don’t use the acronym *pies*
76- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! curse you R-tH!!!!!! *pies with secret recipy pie*
85- lost in the piefilled piewar? join The prancing unicorn salyers, led by yours truly! it’s a great experience SO JOIN!
92- awww! join us! The Prancing unicorn Slayers! we are awesome and we love you1 actualy i just need more members but join! if not feel the sting of my acidic pastry!
JOIN THE PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS, THE ONLY TEAM TO BE ON! DO YOU LIKE SMALL COMUNITIES? WELL JOIN WE ONLY HAVE 3 OFFICIAL MEMBERS AND ONE IS THE LEADER OF L’EQIPE NOIR! PLEASE JOIN! WE HAVE COOKIES AND CHOKLIT!
*pies the numerouse and agravating members of Zemtee with a gigantor pie that freezes them in their tracks*
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*pies IBwCF with an atomic pie*
*dramatic music*
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94- hallo comander in cheif Raven of the Hawk! salutations to you and your divition of one L’equipe Noir! yup! you’re my comander in cheif while i am the head honcho. heh. me has always wanted to be the head honcho! must think up long titles to add to my name later….
*pies certain members of zemtee whos names i do not wish to soil my fingers typing*
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*salutes Wicked Awesome Head Honcho Kagcomix the Special*
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95- Would that be me ‘n’ RtH? *ducks quickly and throws pies and halloween spoils*
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93- I think it’s a little late to join, but if I can, I’d like to join Prancing Unicorn Slayers! *Salutes Kagy and ROTH*
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Although rather simple, here is my design for the Prancing Unicorn Slayers pie pistol.
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Sorry for the triple post, but DANG! My pie pistol didn’t work out the way I saw it on the comment form.
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96- actually now ’tis The Wickedly Awesome Captain Kagcomix of the Slayers of Awesomenest hmm… should we change our team name to the prancing unicorn slayers of awesomenest? lets have a vote! feel free to vote no!
98- welcome aboard!
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The first is a bird’s eye view of a plan for a fortress, and the second is a handheld pie blaster ):
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i see…….. lots of lines and…. here comes a headache
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103- Step aside, newb… THIS IS WAR!! *takes heavy damage from an enemy’s pies* AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I hope my hospital is still open……. 
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Feel the power of my pie tank! Wheee! *Pies Kagcomix the Special*
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102- Glad to have you! We’re outrageously outnumbered (not to mention our lack of heavy weaponry), but hopefully your med center will help us!
Everybody on Prancing Unicorn Slayers, take one! Aeiou’s Homeboy, I might have made a few adjustments; hope that’s okay!)
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Sorry, maybe not outrageously, but we’re still outnumbered.
Did I miss someone on Prancing Unicorn Slayers? If I did, feel free to tell me.
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Bahahaha! I have invented the… dun dun dun…
*PUS PIE!* EWWWW major slime. Y’all got plimed!
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102- w00t! yay for us!
okay just an update! here are the members of th Prancing Unicorn Slayers just so we don’t accidentaly pie ourselves.
The Wickedly Awesome Captain Kagcomix
Raven of the Hawk, who is the comander of the L’equipe Noir division of the prancing Unicorn Slayers (i did get your name right… from now on can i call you Raven?)
Andrew
Aeiou’s homeboy
to all members of the prancing unicorn slayers: feel free to add cool titles to your name, but make sure they aren’t cooler or suggest a higher rank than my name !
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What good are “pie pistols” against the awesome might of ≈∫π∫≈ ©? Mwahahahahaha! *Pies everyone on the Prancing Unicorn Slayers team*
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108- HAHA FUNEEE! i do think that is very funny by the way *pies beavo with the force of a charging rhino*
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111-*is bowled over by the rhino-pies* Ow…
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Sure, call me Raven! All Prancing Unicorn Slayers are free to use my endless store of atomic pies.
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Beavo! No! That’s it… *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at Kagomix the Special, Raven of the Hawk, and Andrew*
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Pie Shields!!!
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Behold, the evil spike pie O doom!
Mwahahahahahaa!
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*gets up and rubs back*
I’m speechless…
All right, I’m over it! GUNG HO!
*hurls Pus Pie at enemy*
BAHAHAHAHA!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
OKAY, ZAP ALL OF THE POSTS 116-119. I GIVE UP!!! Let me try just one more time. Sorry!
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Behold, the evil spike pie O doom!
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120 – I zapped a few of those for you, but 120 looks perfectly evil and full of spikey doom to me, Irregular Bump with Copius Fur.
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GIGANTIC PIE!!!!
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Pick a side, Eragon. You can join Zemtee (my team), or the Prancing Unicorn Slayers, who don’t have too many members. I don’t want to sound traitorous, but the pie war will be more fun if the teams are even, so I think you should join the Unicorn Slayers.
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115- Pie shields, eh? Well, take this! *Throws evil spike pie O doom at Raven of the Hawk*
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*pies Irregular Bump* ‘k. My superkool name that isn’t cooler than Kagy’s is The Ultra Insano Pie Flinger!
Eragon, PLEEEAASE join the Prancing Unicorn Slayers….
*pies Irregular Bump some more for persuading Eragon in the WRONG direction!!!*
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121- How dare you! We might not have strength in numbers, but we can take you! How fast can you move your tanks, huh?? HA!!! My pie bazooka will take care of you!
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123- My pie weapons never seem to work out. But, at least they end up looking okay.
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Oooh! Fun!
*pies andrew randomly*
*pies everybody randomly*
*acts like a hobo*
*(randomly)*
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()..()
(0.o)
(.>
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Hey! What happened to my post?
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126-*acts like a gorilla*
So. What team ya joining? *coughzemteecough*
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123- Ack! I’m covered in pie goo!
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
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*Wipes out Aeiou’s Homeboy with evil spike pie O doom*
126- Anywho, which team are you joining?
A. Zemtee
B. Prancing Unicorn Slayers
(Pick A)
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E2MB! Join Zemtee! *prepares tank*
ZEMTEE SHALL RULE! SHIELDS AND PISTOLS CANNOT RESIST THE UDDER CREAMYNESS OF OUR PIES!
O O O O O O O O O O SPLAT! Those were donut holes, and they were filled with cream and fired after the PUS people! They sped with such force, they drilled holes in their shields!
OK, so here’s a list of who we have so far in technical positions, if I’m thinking clearly.
Me: Leaderish person/tank builder
Agagabagabag: Army commander.
TNO: Head of supplies management.
I know there were other positions, but I’m not sure if they have been re-filled.
Anyway, if anyone else already on our side or just joining our side wants a position (other than one that’s filled! ) just say so!
Join Zemtee!
Friday!!!!!!!! Day of donuts! And ice cream! Join Zemtee just in time for the celebration!
*pies*
Long live Zemtee and her people!
Red-tailed HAWK
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131- I want a position, but I just can’t think of one yet. Oh yeah, the war–have another pie!
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*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws evil spike pie O doom at Raven of the Hawk*
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I thought this was Classic Pie War. I’m not going to join any team. I’m just going to randomly pie people. *pies beavo* *pies IBCF* *pies evildude131* *pies Montgomerygurl*
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*Pies E2MB for displeasing Zemtee*
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*pies IBCF 20 times*
I’m already feeling the adrenaline!
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135-Darn. *runs like a place that’s hot*
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I’ll join Prancing Unicorn Slayers
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135- Uses =|>>>>IBwCF>>>>>>> to deflect all 20 pies
*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls, evil spike pies O doom and other assorted pastries at E2MB and Eragon*
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ahhh…gwen hasn’t posted…then again…neither have I…what’s happening to me??? why am I neglecting museblog so???I think muse will fix this…it is soon to be remidied…and c++dm can tell you the source of my troubles….
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ah, haven’t been on here in a while.
*pies eragon* Why PUS? We’ve got a cooler acronym.
*starts randomly flinging pastry and yogurt with propellors that target only PUS-ers*
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Thankyou, Eragon! *pies TNO*
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138 – Yum! Delicious!
*pies grant o.*
*pies radioactive cheese* (does anyone remember him?)
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*pies AH harder*
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114- *a hail of rhimo pies soar towards you* please spell my name right! it’s K-A-G-C-O-M-I-X
*pies TNO*
this is the funyiest thread! i laugh so much, this is why i love you all. (except the zemteeians)
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144- Oh, no! “Rhimo” pies! They’re almost as bad as “rhino pies!”
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*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws evil spike pie O doom at Kagcomix the Special*
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*deflects the spike pie with a Rhino pie(42 times worse than a Rhimo pie) and they explode in the air*
Come to me my people! we must bring these Zemteeians DOWN!
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*pies everybody and refuses to join a pieing team*
BWAHAHAHAHA
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*pies Ebeth and kindly asks if she would like to join the prancing unicorn slayers*
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Yes, I know Kagy (KagComix ) and I can see your comment, Ebeth, but *asks nicely* Would you like to join Zemtee?
E2MB-yes, this is classic pie war, but we aren’t battling over anything in particular. The teams are just so you can take advantage of certain weapons… *hands pie nicely*
*PIES ALL WHO OPPOSE ZEMTEE!!!!!!!*
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Those were the tanks again, as they are rapidly disappearing up the page!
JOIN ZEMTEE WE ARE COOL AND HAVE THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY AND ICE CREAM AND DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PIES ALL OTHER THAN ZEMTEE FOLKS*
Long live Zemtee and her people!
Red-tailed HAWK
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144-Rhimo pies? Like NaNoWriMo pies? *dreads* But I have something better! A WORD BLOCK PIE! *flings at non-zemtee NaNo participants*
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*Repeatedly pies everybody not on ≈∫π∫≈ ©*
Join Zemtee, Ebeth! You know you want to.
*Dodges rhimo rhino pies*
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No, Ebath, DON’T!!!
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152- Quiet, you!!! Join Zemtee, Ebeth! PUS can’t even spell your name right!
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*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws evil spike pie O doom at Aeiou’s Homeboy*
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*flings casts chucks huls tosses and otherwise throws pie with the force of 42 charging rhino at IBCF* for the missuse of acronyms that will be a 40lbs. o’ choklit fine!
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IBCF, you shall pay for your arrogance! *hijacks IBCF’s tank*
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If this ends up being a double post, then forgive me.
Can I be the “Head Overseer of Battlefield Tactics” for the Prancing Unicorn Slayers? Although there isn’t much strategy besides throwing pies randomly…
Speaking of which, TAKE THIS, BEAVO!! *throws H-bomb pie*
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155- Mwahahahahahaa! I set the tank to self destruct just before you hijacked it!
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156- of course!
157- well, it’s a good thing i rebuilt it!
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158- All right, then–
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*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws evil spike pie O doom at Andrew’s stolen tank, disabling it*
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159- *pies and disables IBCF*
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160- AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGH!
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*Throws hundreds of evil spike pies O doom in all directions, several pies hit innocent virtual gnomes*
Er, oops. 
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156-*disables H-bomb pie* *fills it with pus and writers block and eau de sink drainer* *attaches a speaker playing Hilary Duff* *is happy with weapon of mass distruction* *hurls it at PUS* *thinks that’s a funny acrostic* GREEN PIE!
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Prancing Unicorn Slayers, let’s steal Zemtee’s tank design, modify it, then put our own onto the battlefield. Give me some feedback on the plan (meaning, if you like it, copy/paste their tank onto a comment and modify it; then we’ll post it en masse and win the war).
161- You sure like your evil spike pies of doom, don’t you? I’m feeling like a kleptomaniac, so here goes! *tries to steal pie recipe but hits self in face with spike pie* AARGH! I’VE GOT A SPIKE PIE IN MY FACE!!!! A.H., do you still have that medical center open? ‘Cuz I have a feeling that I’m going to need it pretty bad!
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I like my new name better. I HAVE TO POST HERE BECAUSE WE NEED SPIES.
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163- Yes, evil spike pies O doom do hurt. That’s why I’m a bit worried… Those cybergnomes don’t look too happy… I hope they’re not of the manevolent type…
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153-My hand slipped;I know his name is Ebeth! Join PUS or DIE!!! *flings tons of pies at IBCF and the other Zemtee members*
))))*****\~ ~/ *****((((
PUS’s enslaved demon emmiting radioactive pies that are headed for Zemtee
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166-I was under the impression that Ebeth was a girl…
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166- I’m pretty sure that Ebeth is a girl…
Can somebody post a list of who’s on what teams?
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168-:shock:
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169- Dude, why the surprise? I’m having trouble keeping track of who’s on my/Kagy’s side, since the sizes of the teams is horribly unfair.
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(168) She seemed like a girl at the Kokonvention, and I’m pretty sure her parents referred to her as “she.”
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171-Well, looks can be decieving, because I’ve been asked my gender and my mother has been asked if she was an illigal immigrant when her family immigrated from Germany about one hunderd and fifty years ago.
*pies with dusty pie*
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AND I COUGHT THAT EDITING! *cackle*
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166- Ebeth is a girl. Ebeth is short for Elizabeth if i am not mistaken.
170- me, you, AEIOU’s homeboy i think, andrew.
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Mwahahahahahaa! Prancing Unicorn Slayers, beware! I have with me a remake of the ultimate weapon from the old pie wars…
THE GIANT PIE OF DOOM!
â–º
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â•«â–‘â–‘â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
╫░░♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦♦â•â–º
╫░░♦♦♦â•â–º
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â•«â–‘â–‘â•â–º
â•«â–‘â–‘â–º
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*Throws Gigantic Pie at everyone on the Prancing Unicorn Slayers*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Pies everyone on Zemtee with…pies! No surprise there. Exept all OUR pies have dynamite in them. [————————-]
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What happend to my pies!? WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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177- Mwahahahahahaa!
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
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I messed up your pie with an evil spike pie O doom!
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175- That is the most deadly- looking pie l have ever seen.
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No, really, none of my pies come out right. Why? When I make them in the box where you submit posts, they are right. but when they make it through, they are wrong. Why is that?? Look!
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[Is that better? A bit shape-shifting happens the transitions between what goes into the box, what we see in the queue, and what appears on the blog. –Rebecca]
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181- It may take a bit of trial and error. My first “evil spike pies O doom” didn’t turn out so well. By the way, *pies eragon with evil spike pie O doom*
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181 (eragon)- Believe me, it takes some trial and error. If you look back to my other posts, my weapons never turned out right.
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Now back to the war. I have just invented a new pie… *drumroll* BEHOLD, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE HPB PIE OF DESOLATION!
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BEHOLD, AN EVEN BETTER HPB PIE OF DESOLATION!
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*pies everybody on PUS with HPB pies of desolation* And if that wasn’t enough… *:idea:’s jump out of pies and continue pieing PUS* Mwahahahahaha!!!
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I was kicked off the No this is pie war therd for being too crazy.
As the general of the Coconut Cream Guerilla I have to declare nuclear war on:
IBCF
Beavo the Online stalker spy
HOBT
eragon
Raven of the Hawk
Watch out.
ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
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You can’t declare nuclear war on me!! I own all the nuclear pies on this thread!!! I only let ppl on my team use them.
*atomic pies Cliff Eagle*
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191- Oh, er, hello there. *pies*
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Whoa, I’ve been away.
*Pies everyone not on The Prancing Unicorn Slayers*
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gee. where is gwen?
perhaps the end of the world pies are 2012 pies???
*thwaps agagabagabag through pietanium wall with baggette scmitar, and pecan pie golf club(duel weilding!!!)*
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*Blocks* Why don’t we be on the same team? Please?
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*Pies all not on Zemtee with evil spike pie O doom*
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Goodnight, all!
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All right! This pie war is getting interesting! Everyone, Prancing Unicorn Slayers is the best! Plus, you get access to Raven of the Hawk’s stash of nuke pies!
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191- Kicked off, or asked to leave nicely? Cuz kicked off makes the people who “kicked you off” seem like jerks.
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IBwCF-THAT is a pie! Like, an ultimate one. Great job!
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That is a flying flat pie. Not as good as IBwCF’s, but still, not something you necessarily want to be hit with.
*PIES ALL WHO OPPOSE ZEMTEE-PIEPIEPIEPIPIPIPIEPIEPIE!!!!!!!!!!*
*TANKS MOVE IN* BLAST! BOOM! BANG!
LONG LIVE ZEMTEE AND HER PEOPLE!
Red-tailed HAWK
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*pies all, then joins zeemte*
what are fighting about? or are we just fighting?
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Ha, ha you will never catch me *pies R of the H, IBCF, Andrew, and Red Tailed HAWK* . I have the extreme power of the coconut cream! All your bases are still belong to us!
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Once more, I have fallen into the habit of neglecting this thread in favor of my little TextEdit NaNo document. Sigh.
…I like camel back format.
*proceeds To Pie All Non Zemtee-ers*
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bwah Ha Ha! bunny Pies With Cherries!
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Cliff Eagle shall not take me alive! Or dead, for that matter.
*pies with Mr. Green pie* *and Mr. Joe pie* *wink* I wasn’t there when Mr. Joe was around, but I saw the thread. *wink*
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Yes I Will, Beavo TOSS! I am teh pwnage! I am allied to Pwnation and I will pwn you! And if you go hide in ur pie base, you don’t have a pie base becoz it belongs to us, remember?
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I think I should stop throwing these pies. They’re slowing down some computers.
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You missed me, IBCF! now you will be hunted down by my Irplunian Sidekick, Clffglthpwng ieaeeae!
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This thread is getting seriously weird. GCETP, could you keep down the “pwning”? The screaming is getting loud from all the people you’ve pwned. Also, you can’t miss with the giant pie of destruction. It covers an area the size of Madagascar.
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Cliff Eagle, I hate to be blunt, but you’re getting annoying.
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206- how do you make one of those? My keyboard isn’t anything special. Do you need to buy some kind of drawing program?
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209- I was kinda trying to be nice about it, but yes. Now I can sort of see why you got “kicked off” the other Pie War thread.
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fine I’ll town it down, sorry 211 and 209, just got carried away. And FYI, the people on the other thread told me to come here. Blame them. (jk). Sorry everybody.
However, I will not remove “Teh Pwnage” because it is well, my history. And I will not remove General because this is pie war.
Also, I don’t know the rules of this thread if there are any becoz I’m a n00b (1-week aniversary 2day). Could anyone tell me them?
I remove nuclear war on every one, but i’d like to put a giant one in the face of Andrew for helping me. Andale el Guerilla de Crema de Cocos!
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212- Cliff Eagle, you should go to the “Welcome Newcomers” thread. The rules to this thread is to join a side (Zemtee or The Prancing Unicorn Slayers) and pie everyone on the other team. JOIN ZEMTEE!☺*Pies all not on Zemtee*
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210- You don’t need to worry about it. As long as you’ve got copy/paste, you’re fine. Just highlight the pie, hit control+C, then go to the comment form, and hit control+V. There you go. But, I’d suggest you not do it more than twice. After that, it gets kinda annoying.
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Thanks 213 I have gone to the newcomers thread.
MAKE IT KNOWN THAT THIS DAY, 9 NOVEMBER 2007, THE COCONUT CREAM GUERILLA HAS JOINED FORCES WITH ZEMTEE! *pie’s anyone that’s not on zemtee!*
ANDALE EL ZEMTEE Y EL GUERILLA DE CREMA DE COCOS!
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Raven of the Hawk, I’d like to join L’equipe noir. *salutes*
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Thank Andrew, I need all the help I can get. You can keep your title as Head Overseer of Battlefield Tactics, and I will soon be developing weapons to help you with creating those tactics. Glad to have you onboard!
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*Pies everyone not on Zemtee with spike pie O doom*
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215- Welcome to the team, Cliff Eagle!
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Imagine that my image is a 3-d cube, which can fire 9 pies out of 5 sides at once when on the ground, and out of 6 sides when in the air. Can fire atomic pies.
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219- Aw, great. Now they have a cannon. *Runs out of range*
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aww… why is everyone leaving me????? *is too sad to cry*
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Not leaving. L’equipe Noir is still under the larger banner of Prancing Unicorn Slayers. It’s just a smaller division, with me and Andrew as members. We will still stand by you!
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221- Somebody recently joined you in the “Welcome Newcomers” thread. Cocopelle has his/her name, I think.
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225- No, remember? Didn’t Cocopella say something about joining the Prancing Unicorn Slayers? Ah, whatever. Back to the war. *Pies Raven of the Hawk*
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Oh, whoops. Yes, it was Greekgurl. My bad. (Sorry if this is another double post)
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*pops up*
*pies*
*refuses to take sides*
*ducks*
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228- Are you a newbie? *Pies Penguini*
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I declare my alliance to Zemtee and the Coconut Cream guerrila!
*pies all prancing unicorns*
PS: I’m GCETP’s little brother
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*dodges all newbie seeking pies*
225- yes i wanted to join L’equipe Noir!! plz?
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228, 230 – ARRGH! NEWBIES! *Pies them all* I think you two should join the Prancing Unicorn Slayers instead. They need more people on their team.
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b-b-bu-but *stutters a little more* i want to be on that team…. tell you what, if someone comes out of the mist with a latin name then i will be thier master spy and attorney (Beavo i could give you a run for your money)
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189-Not really; I’m still here!
Newbs!! I invite you to join the team of the Prancing Unicorn Slayers! We are the dominant team!! We shall win! Join us or be PIED!!!
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233- Who says you can’t join the Unicorns? More competition makes the war more exciting. *Pies Greekgurl*
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*Throws pie of doom at everyone on Zemtee*
andrew… thanks. heheheheheheh.
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233-I seriously doubt that. I have a PhD in stalking.
And plus in fifth grade I played a lawyer! Bwahahaha!
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*pies ICBF* take that!!!!!
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Triple nossled!!! triple the pie action… just don’t press the button….
Free the Unicorns! down with the Unicorn slayers!
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236- *Throws spike pie O doom at Eragon*
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Help! I’m fighting all by myself!
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Ha ha, prancing unicorns, you will never get us!
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VAMOS TODAVIA
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Another try at a Zemtee store.
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Greekgurl, you can join L’equipe noir.
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*pies greekgurl* HAHAHA!!! Take that, newbie! I will cease my rapid fire if you *splat* join *splat* The *splat* Prancing Unicorn *splat* SLAYERS!!!!
… or THIS one is yours…
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“U R INFERIOR”!!!!
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JOIN ZEMTEE!!! WELCOME NEW MEMBERS! below are your tanks:
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Welcome, THE COCONUT CREAM GUERILLA, to Zemtee! Long live Zemtee!
Below is THE PIE OF TERRIBLENESS!!!
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FEAR THIS PIE ALL WHO OPPOSE ZEMTEE, FOR IT IS GREATER THAN ANY NUCLEAR PIE CAN EVER BE! BEING COVERED IN IT’S CREAMYNESS IS WORSE THAN DYING IMMEDIATELY FROM STRONG RADIATION-YOU AREN’T KILLED, YOU JUST DON’T FEEL GREAT!
Red-tailed HAWK ZEMTEE IS GREAT!
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Behold THE EVEN BETTER PIE OF TERRIBLENESS:
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Nice store, Beavo!
Red-tailed HAWK
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245- Hahahaha! Only ¡ICBF! can make spike pies O doom perfectly! *Throws spike pie at Aeiou’s Homeboy*
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245- We don’t threaten people to get them to join us!!!
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Latest development: IMPROVED PIE SHIELDS! Made of the hardest metals and other materials, which will deflect all spike pies O doom!
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*is getting bored of long pointless posts of random spike pies* like, seriously guys, it’s anoying to scroll down! anyways…… *PIE* (that was an attack pie) -excuse me secret atack pie!
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Just 48 more posts after this, and we will hit 300! Hooray! *Pies Kagcomix the Special*
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*Buys new tank from Zemtee store*
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*pies everyone on PUS*
Where is everyone??? Nobody’s posted for hours!
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*deflects ICBF’s pies with a pie shield*
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*sneaks up behind RotH and says “BOO!” really loud causing her to drop the sheild* *runs away with sheild*
Will anything disturbing happen…?
BOO!
*runs away*
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255- *Pies :idea:*
*:idea: pies everyone on this thread and runs away, laughing*
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Has ¡IBCF! changed his name to Irregular Copious Bump Fur? The initials don’t look right…
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PIE SHIELDS PROVE USELESS AGAINST OUR PIES!!!!!!
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245- Inferior am i? *splat* grrrr. ARMY OF GREMLINS WEILDING PIES ATTAK!!!!!!!! take that! L’EQUIPE NOIR!!!!!
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grrrr… 259- Yes, you are inferior: ARMY OF WINGED UNICORNS COVERED HEAD TO TOE W/ INVINCIBLE ARMOR AND CARRYING JUMBO SMART PIES IN THEIR MANDIBLES OF DEATH ATACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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260-*Releases :idea:s from cages, which run out and pie winged unicorns and everyone else on this thread* What have I done???
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260- aren’t you on the unicorn SLAYERS team? * armored unicorns hear this and fly off*
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*pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie* That, dear fellow bloggers, was my SAPTIMG (Super Atomic Pie Throwing Incredulous Machine Gun). Abandon all hope, ye who dare step foot in my Fort Kokopellium! *launches another volley of pies* *evil laugh* My army: . . . There are MILLIONS!!! *evil laugh*
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266- If you have atomic pies, then you must be on my side…
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wait, which team are you on? GAPA’s we need a list of teams and MBer commited to them
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The GAPAs could use a list of who’s on which team ourselves. Hint hint.
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Prancing Unicorn Slayers
Kagcomix
Aeiou’s Homeboy
eragon
L’Equipe Noir, the special forces division of Prancing Unicorn Slayers
Raven of the Hawk
Andrew
greekgurl
Zemtee
Everybody else?
This is the best list I can compile without actually checking the entire thread.
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wait, L’equipe Noir is a part of the Prancin Unicorn Slayers? that makes no sense……… i say we break off!
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(voting for Andrew) Yes! actually his vote doesn’t matter because ther are three of us and if i vote yes, and you vote yes then he doesn’t matter….. note to Raven, recruit cocopella.
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272-274-For what my vote is worth, I vote yes, we should break off. However, this would leave us at a disadvantage. If we break off with only three members, then either us or Prancing Unicorn Slayers would be weak to Zemtee! Then the most logical thing to do would be to stay until we’re stronger. But, since this is a pie war and numbers don’t matter, I say we should absolutely break off. Sorry Kagy.
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Start recruiting Zemtee’s then!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay we’re breaking off! *Does dorky breaking off dance*
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272-276- Such a loyal lot you are. Go ahead, break up. It makes life easier for Zemtee. *pies Raven of the Hawk, Greekgurl, and Andrew with spike pies O doom*
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ooooooooooooohhhhh WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER!!! MEET MY GREMLIN MASTER “THE EVIL ONE”
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277- gaaa! it’s you again! you who foolishly dared to pie the gremlin master!! pie this, fiend!
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Gremlin-
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Evil one, are you new *pies*? You crazy n00b, don’t you understand that Zemtee is the shiznit? Join or be pied with insinuating fury by a barricade of Coconut Cream pies! Zemtee and CCG rules! Vamos Todavia!
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281- Let him go, Cliff Eagle. Zemtee still horribly outnumbers PUS and L’equipe Noir. Besides, I like a bit of competition. Oh, and I feel that you don’t have the right to call somone a “n00b” if you are a newbie yourself. Back to the war… *pies everyone on PUS and L’equipe noir*
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heh heh, sorry IBCF…
anyhoo, I pie everyone on PUS and LEN with my Pink Bunny Pie.
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*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws Bunny Pies with Cherries at Andrew, Greekgurl, The Gremlin Master, and Raven of the Hawk*
Good night, everyone!
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Can’t you get it right? she’s the evil one and we will have a new weapon just as soon as we call a council, Raven?…….. Raven…..okay a council of the two of us…..
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Raven is here now, hiding safely in her mobile defense unit…
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Safe from all the spike and bunny pies that have been coming at me. New weapons are in development, but so is Model UN research, which makes me a little busy right now. greekgurl, maybe you could develop some new recipes for pies?
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With pleasure…… im thinking flaming pie and ice pie and Dog Breath pie (don’t ask plz) and hmmmmmmmmm i think a glass pie would hurt and it would e shiny too! is there an invisible pie? You can’t draw chipotle whipped cream very well but:
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\______________/ yes indeed meet the giant chipotle whipped cream pie!!!!! Guess whats inside? Fingernails!!!!!! Absolutly no chipotle but thats wat makes it special and exclusive to L’equipe Noir! lets see, special power, special power. I know!!! will give you a stomach ache, even if you don’t injest it!!! i rock.
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Say “hello” to my not so little friend…
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*Throws gargantuan pie of doom (which is the size of Australia) at everyone on PUS and L’equipe Noir* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡
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Sorry I’ve been slacking off in the production of new pie weapons. Here’s one now.
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Money pie! It overwhelms the person hit with incredible greed, thereby clouding their judgement.
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262- EXACTLY! I SLAY them, and then they come back as zombies to work for me.
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GAPAs, when we reach 300 posts, can we start a new Classic Pie War Thread? It’s starting to take a long time to load, with all the giant pies and machinery. *pies Andrew with spike pie O doom*
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a vampire pwns a zombie anyday *pies Aeiou’s Homeboy*
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In case anyone on PUS didn’t know, L’equipe Noir has just broken up from you. These are the teams:
Prancing Unicorn Slayers:
Kagcomix the Special
Karishnekrava
Eragon
Aeiou’s Homeboy
L’equipe Noir:
Greekgurl
Andrew
The Evil One
Raven of the Hawk
Zemtee:
IBCF
Beavo
TNÖ
Red-Tailed Hawk
Agagabagabag
Cliff Eagle
CheezFries
(Apparently, there were several other Zemtee members, but they have rarely (or never) showed up on this thread.
Also, there was a “neutral” team, but it died out early in the thread.
LONG LIVE ZEMTEE!!! ≈∫π∫≈ ©
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agagabagabag
Beavo
CheezeFries
Cliff Eagle
C++Darkmage
Donaldo the Supercoolie Awesome Nerd
Irregular Bump with Copious Fur
Red-tailed HAWK
TNO
Violindino
That’s a list of Zemtee folks, but many don’t even come on the blog any more.
I made it alphabetical, as I didn’t want to make myself look important or something by putting my name at the top!
*pies*
Red-tailed HAWK
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Well…anyways, I’ll be neutral-sh…I’ll join the side who pies me enough pies.
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*throws pies in all directions* Just four more posts until we reach 300!
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nerdz_r00l, I’m about to pie you with a Rubik’s Cannon mounted onto a mobile defense tower! Feel the creamy banana-ness of my pies (provided by L’Equipe Noir).
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Check out my spike pie O doom, nerdz_r00l!
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*Pies Andrew with spike pie*
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298- I have officially learned my lesson from my spike pie O doom-stealing fiasco. I have taken to wearing a protective face mask.
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300th post! yay!
Any way, I will pwn you with my coconut cream spike pie!
*Cranks that Soulja Boy*
INDIAN PRIDE FOR LIFE- REPREZENT THA REZ
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Gah! You beat me to the 300th post! *pies*
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GAPAs, can we have a new pie war thread? Please? *Throws spike pie O doom at Aeiou’s Homeboy*
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