Temporary Unending Pie War Peace, Part 2
The cathassus continues. For the story so far, click here.
Date: April 13, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
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Purple Panda (formerly Malignant Mandolin
in April 13th, 2006 @ 06:51*pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie**pie*
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mutated...
in April 13th, 2006 @ 07:06yay? I think i have the first post!
Gradster(1)
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mutated...
in April 13th, 2006 @ 07:08I don’t get it and I can’t find the story you said would be there.
Gradster(1)
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Ptolomy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 07:34first post?
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Ptolemy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 08:11-223-
Bless you Copper Bigfoot! Bless you! But I am now Ptolemy
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 08:48*pies *
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 08:57* pies any & all comers!*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 08:57Gradster (3),
The whole previous thread is the story so far. And good luck trying to follow it, too.
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Ptolemy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 09:05I am an official norriser now. Otzi come on. I must pie you all!!!!!
Goes to get Egiptian army.
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Frodo
in April 13th, 2006 @ 09:40Middle Earth attak * elves pie with lembas pie* *hobbits fall asleep* what, you stupid hobbitswake up *all of middle earth pies all*
look the egiption army!
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Ptolemy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 09:42Army attack! *all neutrals get pied*reload *all wders get pied*reload*JS gets pied*
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 09:55*dodges pies and then unleashes pack of frisbee pies on the world! Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa1*
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 09:59so we can just pie whoever we want then??? okay!!! funfunfun…
*pies Ptolemy for no apparent reason*
At least Koko isn’t here yet!!
*gets pied*
*pies Frodo*
*pies anyone that has not posted on this thread yet*
*gets pied back*
hmpf, oh great, banana… *forsees an awful lot of shampooing hair*
ATTACK!!!!
wow this is fun
*throws pie*
i wonder if we could build a gigantic pie to splat down all over the face of the Muse Blog!!
*ducks oncoming pie*
wow… *pies JS*
sorry i’m just rather bored today…
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 10:01*stops in tracks* oh… so Ptolemy’s a norrisser? frankly i couldn’t care less! ATTACK!!
*pies everyone*
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 10:46*pies all non-neutrals*
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 10:51*pies kricket w/ tunafish and cream of mushroom pie* it actually tatses really good
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 11:02* pies all neutrals* *pies all wders* *pies all norrisers* *pies js* *pies everyone else* I ♥ pie wars
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Em
in April 13th, 2006 @ 11:29can we have another watership down thread? not “
chuck norrisWatership down” or “Watership Down Part 2” just “Watership Down” please? and could someone please tell me if kehaar or holly appeared first in part two of wd, because i can’t remember.
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Em
in April 13th, 2006 @ 11:30(8) seriously, yeah.
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 11:33*pies FF*
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Ptolemy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 11:33this is the state of the battle:
army of Egypt (led by me)…Middle Earth army (led by me, uh Frodo)
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Purple Panda (formerly Malignant Mandolin)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 12:38pie PIE pie pie pie
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Purple Panda (formerly Malignant Mandolin)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 12:39that looks cool! pie PIE pie pie pie
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 13:47copied out of the olde thread(some changes then made):
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VioletFire
Sphinx
Gwendolyn of the Eastern SeasNorrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Vegetable Foot
Otzi
Cello GirlWatership Downers:
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
shana who used to have a after her nameNorris-Haters:
pixiecorpseWatership Down-Haters:
Frodo
Ptolemy
PentatonikkPeople Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie
dark lord of darknessPie-War Lovers:
GAPAs
grounhog22
emogrl
Darth Yoda
truak
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Anonamous Pier
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Ptolemy
in April 13th, 2006 @ 13:48Hmm I wonder why the anonomous pier didnt pie me?
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Frodo
in April 13th, 2006 @ 13:50Ptolemy, thats because we dont pie ourselves
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 13:58i hope that’s right.
*surprises the non-neutrals in an onslaught of lingdonberry*
*hits pie-war lovers with cottage-cheese pie with a sprinkling of strawberries*
*hits WDers with pies made solely of whipped cream and frozen cabbage*
*hits norrisers with cherry pie with a side of eggplant appetizer*
*hits WD-haters with blueberry pie topped with apple sauce*
*hits norris-haters with shoo-fly pie, whatever that is*
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 13th, 2006 @ 14:02*pies SM*
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Em
in April 13th, 2006 @ 14:31ALAS! WE ARE FORSAKEN! ZORN! ALL ZORN! DEATH TO YOU, YOU FILTHY PIECES OF HRAKA! THE BLACK RABBIT OF INLE IS UPON US! THE MAN-EATING WHITE BUNNY FROM MONTY PYTHON IS ALSO UPON US! NOBODY HAS READ WATERSHIP DOWN! NOT EVEN ROSANNE, EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID SHE WOULD! I GIVE UP! DID YOU HEAR ME? YOU NASTY LITTLE BUGGERS! DIE FIENDS!!!!!! YES, I AM VERY ANGRY! OH SCREW, MY EMAIL HAS NOT BEEN CHANGED ON THIS DESKTOP! &%#@%!!! D’ARVIT! WORDPRESS! HRAKA! ZORN! BLOODY KOKOLOVERS! MY LITTLE BROTHER! MIDWEST EDUCATOR! PEOPLE WHO THINK PWT IS A GIRL! WD HATERS! ORLANDO BLOOM! WHAT PAGE IS THAT NEVERENDING PARTY ON? FOR GOD’S SAKE, WHAT BOOK IS IT IN? AH! FOUND IT! WHERE WAS I? OH YES! THE VERY FLAT COUNTRY, WITH ALL THE EEC AND THE FOG! NOW WHERE’S THE OTHER ONE? OH YES! I SEEM TO BE HAVING TREMENDOUS DIFFICULTY WITH MY LIFE-STYLE! MWA HA! MWA HA HA! MWA HA HA HA HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! DIE FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR THE FLAMING!
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Copper Bigfoot
in April 13th, 2006 @ 14:51The standings….
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader)
Copper Bigfoot (party founder, currently in a Chciken Pot Pie Fetish)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (person who really must see her new destroying machine)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (resident lunatic/technological genius)
Kricket (seems to be that way, since he couldn’t care less)Norrisers:
hotstuff trinity (gosh, we haven’t heard from her in awhile either)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
Cello Girl (co-leader)
plotmy (New recruit)Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Lyra: (MIA)Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (wanna-be goth. large and in charge of this side)
Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. probably one of our next GAPAs.)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)Pie-War Lovers:
GAPAs (definitely. they’ve been flinging pies left and right. probably best fighters for this side)
grounhog22 (MIA)
emogrl (Now called anarcy Pie)
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis)
truaki (status unknown)
frankenfaerie (Switched to new identity)Descriptions:
NEUTRALS: First offical thrid-party. Just defend themselves against everybody else. No real differnce from Pie-War lovers excpet that thry’re the veterans and mostly defend
Norrisers: First official party. Crazed Chuck Norris fans. Makes silly internet cult sayings about him, such as “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried!”
Watership Downers: Likes watership down, and varying degrees. Some (like Lyra) aren’t crazed but like it, and some are crazed.
Watership Haters: mainly Chuck Norris fans that have gone too far.
Norris Haters: people that are sick of he constant Norris fanship
Pie war lovers: Came in late and sarted throwing pies randomly. Only differnce from the neutrals is that they mostly offend.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 14:54Hey, I haven’t been flinging pies. I can’t even keep from slipping on all this filling underfoot.
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Copper Bigfoot
in April 13th, 2006 @ 14:56*Throws random pie and sees who it hits*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:08*Calls Neutrals to war council*
Ok, FantasyFan has stolen one of the inventions. We need a massive invasion force to get it back. I’d go after her with the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries myself, but because I don’t know what she’s carrying as ammo, I need back up. Skipper, where are you?????????
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:20*pies FF*
*pies FF againe*
32- gapa, you count as a pie-war lover because you made yet another pie war thread.
*calls upon necromatic powers to piece together dead…erm, splattered pies and uses them to create an army toprepare to take back the invention FF stole*
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:25*pies Copper Bigfoot*
just for the record, i am a GIRL!!!!!!! and i just love pie wars actually…
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader)
Copper Bigfoot (party founder, currently in a Chciken Pot Pie Fetish)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (person who really must see her new destroying machine)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (resident lunatic/technological genius)Norrisers:
hotstuff trinity (gosh, we haven’t heard from her in awhile either)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
Cello Girl (co-leader)
plotmy (New recruit)Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Lyra: (MIA)Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (wanna-be goth. large and in charge of this side)
Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. probably one of our next GAPAs.)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)Pie-War Lovers:
GAPAs (definitely. they’ve been flinging pies left and right. probably best fighters for this side)
grounhog22 (MIA)
emogrl (Now called anarcy Pie)
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis)
truaki (status unknown)
frankenfaerie (Switched to new identity)
Kricket (who just loves to throw pies at Copper Bigfoot who called her a boy)there. is that good?
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:28Rubbish. I’m a pacifist. My motto is PIES ARE FOOD.
*Hides behind a bank of drifted crust*
This is all going to turn into very strange geology someday.
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:28*gets giant pie ammunition and giant golf club and hits the pies in the air and see where they land*
oops… I think one just hit Copper Bigfoot… oh well
*pies Copper Bigfoot for calling her a boy*
wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
*throws cream of mushroom pie at anyone that is in the way including Copper Bigfoot*
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:29*pies Robert*
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sweet melpomene
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 13th, 2006 @ 15:31See? Food. Edible. Yum!
*convinces nobody*
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Purple Panda (formerly Malignant Mandolin)
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Violetfire
in April 13th, 2006 @ 16:26Okay, I have just equipped all the Neutrals’ remaining weapons with anti-theft shields, which will bombard any thief with banana-cream and chocolate until they go away.
Where are you, neutrals?!?!?*Uses tank again. Drives into the throng, throws a ten-foot pie at each non-neutral.*
*Everybody but the neutrals are temporarily knocked out, so we take advantage of it and hold another war conference* *huddles again*
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 17:02i’m neutral. i’m here. obviously.
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Queen Julietaini tEFoK; Queenie; WDNT
in April 13th, 2006 @ 17:11*gets bored in fortress*
*flings slippery shi shu soba noodles into battleground*
*everyone trips*
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Darth Yoda
in April 13th, 2006 @ 17:33*Sets up pie throwing University*
We are open!
HELP WANTED
please put the University Staff on the team listings. I’ll go back to the war on spring break.
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sweet melpomene
in April 13th, 2006 @ 19:43*pies university*
*and DY*
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kricket
in April 13th, 2006 @ 20:09*pies everyone*
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emogrl will officially be known as anarchy pie here
in April 13th, 2006 @ 20:20*counters SM’s pies of doom w/ medieval style eel pies launched from trebuchet*
eeeeeeew, eels…
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otzi representative
in April 13th, 2006 @ 20:37i am not otzi (she’s in Japan…LUCKY), but i know for a fact that she wants to pie all norris haters and WDers.
don’t shoot the messenger (me)
p.s.
pixie corpse gets an extra large pie cause she needs a jolt in the rigth direction *pies pixie corpse with 100 yr. old twinkie pie*
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hotstuff trinity
in April 13th, 2006 @ 20:41ok ya’ll i’m back
Pixie corpse is a wannabe goth… but she is a norris lover at heart
go Norris *pies all norris haters and WDers*
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hotstuff trinity
in April 13th, 2006 @ 20:43ok ya’ll i’m back
Pixie corpse is a wannabe goth… but she is a norris lover at heart
go Norris *pies all norris haters and WDers*
btw, cello girl and i are the same ppl (actually we are the better half and worse half… cello girl is wwwaaaayyy more sensible and easy to be around, i’m just hyper
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Queen Julietaini tEFoK; Queenie; WDNT
in April 14th, 2006 @ 09:09I give up. I go in exile from this place where you make a pie-covered ground. Never to return to this thread or its connectives, the Queen leaves shouting “RUN AWAAAAY! RUN AWAAAAAY!” *splat*
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sweet melpomene
in April 14th, 2006 @ 09:24*pies hotstuff trinity, emogrl/anarchy pie, cello girl, kricket, and otzi rep. with rotten apple pies filled with those nasty beatles from The Mummy*
speaking of pies, i saw some in k-mart yesterday and was gripped by the uncontrollable urge to throw them at random people. however, i was restrained by my sister. grr.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 14th, 2006 @ 09:52As a pie war lover, i am offended that my name isnt on the list. esp. since i have been here for a long time. (to the neutrals) you shall never reclaim MY invention! *pies all neutrals* *pies everyone else* *pies SM* *pies SM again* to darn right you dont know what im equipped with!
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Jadestone
in April 14th, 2006 @ 10:42HEY!!! I have not been on either list!!! (actually, I am a nutral for 1 week in exchange for 1000 pineapple pies. Haha.) Pies WDers.
I HAVE CREATED A NEW WEAPON(sort of) FOR THE NUTRALS!!!!!! IT IS AN AUTOMATIC PIE-OVEN!!!! 12 PIES WILL COME OUT EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT IS ALSO INCORPERATED WITH AN ANTI-THEFT SYSTEM AND PIE SHEILD!!! IT WILL ALSO ONLY RESPOND TO THE VOICE COMMAND OF A NUTRAL!!!( who are currently The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry, Copper Bigfoot, sweet melpomene, VioletFire, Sphinx, and Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas)
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Jadestone
in April 14th, 2006 @ 10:49BEHOLD!!! THE AUTOMATIC PIE-OVEN!!!!!
…………_____________
______|__PIE_OVEN_|______
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|…..|……………………………….|…..|
|…..|…\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/..|…..|
|…..|…..\………..PIE………./….|…..|
|…..|___________________|…..|
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Jadestone
in April 14th, 2006 @ 10:50Hmm….Let me make some repairs…
…………_____________
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|…..|………………………….|…..|
|…..|…\^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^/..|…..|
|…..|…..\………..PIE……./…|…..|
|…..|___________________|…..|
|__________________________|THERE!!!
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sweet melpomene
in April 14th, 2006 @ 12:52*pies FF* *pies FF againe* *pies FF yet another time* *uses pie oven to pie non-neutrals*
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â–€*massacres non-neurtals with even BIGGER pie of d00m*
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King george the stroodle
in April 14th, 2006 @ 13:25I’m a pie war lover
I haven’t had a good war since the revolutionary war, and that wasn’t really a good war either.
Now, to test my pie-a-pult!
*pushes out a catapult and puts a rotten broccoli pie on it. Flings it waayyy over to where the Norris lovers are hiding. And quivering. Shrieks of eewwwww are heard all around Musedom. Thumps are heard as bodies pass out from the stench.*“Yes! CHARGEEEE!!!” *crazy little pies on legs( they’re my army. What? you didn’t think I, the ruler of England, didn’t have an army?) run out from behind a rock, and run up to a castle (not sure who’s it is.) and begin to bang on the door. *
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King george the stroodle
in April 14th, 2006 @ 13:29People think the revolutionary war was fought with guns. But I know better. It was with PIES! Ha. people just spread rumors of guns so they didn’t have to say “I got shot in the leg with a pot roast pie. Was knocked out of action for a day!” They could just say, “I got shot in the leg with a 22 calibor, jetsons west rifle, serial # of 439120fk309, and I was knocked out of action for a week!” Much more gallant. Here in england, though, we know the real deal.
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sweet melpomene
in April 14th, 2006 @ 13:36*pies king george*
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Darth Yoda
in April 14th, 2006 @ 14:3054-scarabs, i think
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King george the stroodle
in April 14th, 2006 @ 14:39dang, I got pied. Oh well, it was soon to come anyways That’s what you get in return for being a great leader! *sniff*
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Copper Yeti (Bigfoots on vacation)
in April 14th, 2006 @ 14:46*Pies King Geroge* I AM THE JOIN OR DIE SNAKE!!!
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emogrl
in April 14th, 2006 @ 15:45*starts to whip paint filled pie shells @ ppl*
hey, this is kinda like paintball, only better!
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Eccentric the Afterthought
in April 14th, 2006 @ 16:40Behold the ninja pie stars of doom!
*whips out small pies in the shape of throwing stars and throws them at random passerbys*
You know…I think the Romans would have lived longer and had a lot more fun if they’d fought their wars with pies.
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Kororra
in April 14th, 2006 @ 16:47oooooh! paint pies! this could be extremly fun!
*pies KGtS* haha, there you go!Throws 15lb chocolate (bunny that I won at Adams) pie at EVERYBODY in general.
-wheels- out rinocerouse who starts flinging pies at everybody in general and GAPA.
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penguini
in April 14th, 2006 @ 16:55*pies Kororra (who still can’t spell her name)
*makes giant pie in pie oven*
*doesn’t throw it at all neutrals cowering behind a miserable pile of rocks**pies rock shelter with a different pie*
-shelter explodes-
*oops, wrong pie! shouldn’t have used the bomb pie*I lead the Penguin Pie Squad.
I have a giant army of pie throwing penguins!
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Kororra
in April 14th, 2006 @ 16:56You and whose army?
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sweet melpomene
in April 14th, 2006 @ 17:41*pies king george againe*
*pies eccentric the afterthought, who hasn’t actually declared a side*
*pies penguini*
*pies kororra*
*pies anarchy pie*
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 14th, 2006 @ 19:43GNYAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SKIPPER HAS RETURNED!!!!!!
PIE NEUTRALS, PIE!!! PIE FOR WRATH!!! PIE FOR RUIN!!! AND THE STRAWBERRY- RHUBARB DAWN!!!!
HARAAAG!
Thankee, Jadestone for the gift. You make an excellent addition to our party!
*starts up pie oven**lets fly a volley of custard pies*
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Sir Penguin
in April 14th, 2006 @ 20:08Penguins rock!
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Copper Yeti (Bigfoots on vacation)
in April 14th, 2006 @ 20:12*starts up oven*
*Throws all the pies at once, in random directions*
*They land on all the Norrisers, Watership Downers, and Queenie*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 14th, 2006 @ 20:32Thank you melpomene! Oh, Jadestone, I forgot to give you one of my famous Gwendolynic Creations (yes, now it’s a brand name)!
-I present ,with greatest gratitude for her assisstance to the Neutrals, The Battle Ax of Many Berry Flavorings! This is a fabled infniflavor weapon. It contains virtually every berry flavoring known to MuseBloggers, and some only known to tenrecs. Able to release twenty flavorings at once. Use wisely. It took me forever to find all of those berry flavorings. Now I don’t have eyebrows. I had to swap them for the mystical Aurora Borealis Berry.
*gives Battle Ax of Many Berry Flavorings a test run on anarchy pie*
*works VERY well*Welcome back Skipper!
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 14th, 2006 @ 21:23I am now ready to reveal to the blog the incredible thing I discovered on the last thread…
drumrolldrumrolldrumrolldrumroll
Such a resource is so perfect, it decided not to blemish it’s awesome gate with a fancy name.
Endless pie crust, fillings beyond imagination, all at the fingertips of the neutrals. Just mine it out, put it in JS’s oven or launch it raw, comrades.
I discovered it when trying to discover the function of Crumbly 2.0. It caused the cave-in of a nearby hill banana cream filling.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 14th, 2006 @ 22:27*Splats Otzi with tenrec gut pie*
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 15th, 2006 @ 02:50tenrec gut? these fillings seem to be getting more and more graphic.
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pie_addict (who doesn't like the book she's reading so for the time being is not book_addict)
in April 15th, 2006 @ 07:35PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!! YAY A WHOLE THREAD 4 PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!
*pies everyone with rotten cherry pie*
aqnd you better put me down on the list as a pie war lover!!!! OR I SHALL PIE YOU ALL AGAIN!! *pies everyone anyway with salmon pie*
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sweet melpomene
in April 15th, 2006 @ 10:01*splatters non-neutrals with a giant pie consisting of rank blackberries, fermenting potatoes, and every dissagreeable comment posted on this blog*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 15th, 2006 @ 10:23*ventures into the PIE MINE OF THE MUSEBLOG*
*is delighted by the limtless supplies for inventions there*
*sets up first permanent lab in the third cavern to the left*
*calls the HGTV people, who renovate the lab to give it a peaceful, sea-side tranquility look*
*pies all non-neutrals with the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries. it’s chocostrawberry and apple day. yum!*
*thanks Skipper for finding this wonderful cave*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 15th, 2006 @ 10:38Ok, because of the wonderful new accomodations I just received, everyone on the neutrak side who is active in the battle (excepting Jadestone, because she hasn’t brutally pied someone with the battle ax yet) gets new pie weapons! YAY!!!
-For Copper Yeti, The Scimitar of Super Sweet ness! This marvelously malevolent weapon is really quite useful. Additional blades with other flavorings will pop out on your command. Maximum 45 blades. Excellent for the confrontation of multiple enemies. The Swiss Army Knife of Pie Wars.
*more later, going to beach*
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Jadestone
in April 15th, 2006 @ 10:44Thank you Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas! your eyebrows? *Uses Pie Ax of Many Flavors to cover al non-nutrals in razzelberry-filling, causeing everyone (except the nutrals) to become immensely sticky*
*everyone is too stickey to move, having just been stuck to the ground*
*Nutrals pie everyone, as they cannot run away.*Mwahahahahah!!!!
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King george the stroodle
in April 15th, 2006 @ 10:47pies gwenolyn of the eastern seas, becasue She/He pied me. I made sure it was a tast pie, though.
Why’s everybody pieing me?
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sweet melpomene
in April 15th, 2006 @ 11:20where is everyone?
*neutrals take advantage of the absence of others to work in lab*
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emogrl is anarchy pie here
in April 15th, 2006 @ 11:31*pies everyone except the pie war lvrs w/ jello pie*
eww! jello!
arent there any other pie war lovers here?
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General Yoda
in April 15th, 2006 @ 11:34No one cares about the University.
Back to the pie war!
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Violetfire
in April 15th, 2006 @ 11:58Neutrals, to me!!! War conference time! *huddles* Okay, we have lots of weapons. But we need to work on our maneuvers. Just randomly flinging pies isn’t gonna cut it. Let’s take inventory, shall we?
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 15th, 2006 @ 12:37Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader, Pie- War Beserker)
Copper Bigfoot/ Copper Yeti (party founder, currently in a Chciken Pot Pie Fetish)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (co-leader and brilliant strategist)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (technological genius and resident lunatic)
Jadestone (hired assassin. Term on this team temporary)Norrisers:
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
hotstuff trinity/ Cello Girl (co-leader)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
plotmy (New recruit)Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Lyra: (MIA)Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (large and in charge of this side, seems to have been hiding her face recently)Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. Has officially abonded this thread, so don’t expect to se her around. Unless we can get her to come back…)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)
GAPAs (trying in vain to convince the Musebloggers that pies are for food, not war)Pie-War Lovers:
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis, founder and president of the University)
sweet melpomene (pieing fiend)
King george the stroodle (in need of a good war)
emogrl (also called anarcy Pie)
book_addict (new recruit to this side)
FantasyFan (who has stolen the Neutral’s invention will pay for it!!!)
Kricket (who just loves to throw pies at Copper Bigfoot who called her a boy)
grounhog22 (MIA)
truaki (status unknown)Status Undeclared
Gradster(1) (hasn’t showed since the beginning of this thread. Most likey scared off)
Frodo (LOTR pies)
Eccentric the Afterthought (pie ninja)
Kororra (wielder of the 15 lb chocolate bunny)
Penguini (leader of the Pie penguin squad)University Staff
Darth Yoda (founder and president)
I think Gwendolyn is teaching a class, and maybe one of the GAPA to. Please clarify status on this bit.Descriptions:
Neutrals: First offical thrid-party. Just defend themselves against everybody else. Not much differnce from Pie-War lovers except that they’re the veterans
Norrisers: First official party. Crazed Chuck Norris fans. Makes silly internet cult sayings about him, such as “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried!”
Watership Downers: Like Watership Down, in varying degrees. Some (like Lyra) aren’t crazed but like it, and some are crazed (like Em).
Watership Haters: mainly Chuck Norris fans that have gone too far.
Norris Haters: people that are sick of he constant Norris fanship
Pie-War lovers: Most members of this party came in late and started throwing pies randomly. Like the neutrals, they have no preference when it somes to CN and WD.
OK. That took forever. Sorry if I made any mistakes or left anything out.
*pies all*
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sweet melpomene
in April 15th, 2006 @ 12:53inventory? i have Crumbly, Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry and multiple Pies Of d00m.
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sweet melpomene
in April 15th, 2006 @ 13:05didn’t DY declare neutrality in the olde thread, comment 381? and then i pied him[284]. muhahahahhaaaa. and was initiated by Gwendolyn [283]…
the neutrals each have a Shield of Perfect Pie Protection
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 15th, 2006 @ 14:01*Bakes pies in pie oven*
*Pies all the Norrisers, saves rest for later*
The thing: i don’t know who Chuck Norris is and never read watership down.
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Queen Julietaini; 6r4p3fr00t; Queenie; WDNT
in April 15th, 2006 @ 14:4460-“Well the Boer War was a poor war, but I’m still delighted to see-yes the war of 1418 is the only war for me-well, it probably isn’t your war, sir…”
Everyone! Let’s come to a reasonable conclusion!
How about we sentence you ALL to two months of cooperative pie baking at the Muse university, under the direction of Mr. Yoda and Speckie? Yes, I think we will. Begone!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 15th, 2006 @ 14:46Muhahahahah! *Sends some tenrecs off to slaughter to make tenrec guy pie*
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bluemorpho'sghost, leader of the fishes holding whips
in April 15th, 2006 @ 14:57SPLAT! SPLATTER! AAAAH! NOT THE FACE — SPLATSPLATSPLAT!!!
WOOHOO! VICTORY! YAY FOR THE FISHES HOLDING WHIPS!!
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Em
in April 15th, 2006 @ 17:39Ah, but notice that I HAVE THROWN NO PIES!
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 15th, 2006 @ 19:36*pies sm* *pies sm* *pies sm* *pies SM* *uses invention on neutrals* * pies everyone else*
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Jadestone
in April 15th, 2006 @ 19:4582- HEY! I was in the car all morn ing, and couldnt come on untill 10:30ish. Iused the Batel Ax as soon as I knew I posessed it.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 15th, 2006 @ 20:42WHAT!!?? I don’t believe it. Thrown no pies?? This is a pie war! You have to throw pies!
*pies Em with signatur Vegemite pie*DY, I would like to take up the post of a creative pie baking proffesor at your University. Here are some of my ideas:
saguaro chunk pies
kakapo droppings pie
marshmallow and chilli pies
potatoe fudge pies
brick pies
volcanic mud pies
water pies
burrito pies
lemon curry pies
wasabi and vinegar pies
sushi pies
soy sauce, rice and guacamole pies
mole pies, with chocolate chips
quesadilla crust pies, with black beans and salsa filling
tar pies
engine oil pies
wasp toes pies
fried pies
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 15th, 2006 @ 21:18*Gives EM a tenrec gut pie* here ya go! Throw it!
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 00:45*tosses a fried pie into the air, swings bat and hits it out of the park*
*sound of pie as it splats into FantasyFan*
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 02:01*randomly throws a tenrec gut pie*
*pies splat one of Peiguinis peiguins*
I NOW COMMAND MYSELF CONTROLLER OF THE ARMY OF YETIS!!!
*Yetis come out and start throwing tenrec gut pies randomly, trip[e-hiotting everyone excpet the neutral
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 07:48*pies FF* *pies FF* *pies FF* *pies FF once more, just for good measure, whatever that is*
*pies em*
*pies all non-neutrals*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 08:41*slaps the stroodle king several times for thinking she was a boy*
Ok Neutrals, I now have complete inventory over all of the inventions. Here they are:
The Sword of Endless Cream Filling (Skipper)
The Belt of Ginger-and-Nutmeg-Flavored Crusts (Copper Yeti)
Crumbly (sweet melpomene)
Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid (all)
The Holy Pie Grenade (Violetfire)
The Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart Flavoredness (Violetfire)
Crumbly 2.0 (Skipper)
Neutral Knockout (all, Combo Defensive Shield)
The Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry (sweet melpomene)
Shields of Perfect Pie Protection (all)
Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries (me)
Automatic Pie Oven (all)
The Battle Ax of Many Berry Flavorings (Jadestone)
Scimitar of Super Sweetness (Copper Yeti)
Multiple Pies of Doom (sweet melpomene)All invention information may be found on the following posts:
Thread One
201, 210, 212, 221, 232, 248, 253, 264
Thread Two
57, 75, 82
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someone
in April 16th, 2006 @ 08:48Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader, Pie- War Beserker)
Copper Bigfoot/ Copper Yeti (party founder, currently in a Chciken Pot Pie Fetish)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (co-leader and brilliant strategist)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (technological genius and resident lunatic)
Jadestone (hired assassin. Term on this team temporary)Norrisers:
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
hotstuff trinity/ Cello Girl (co-leader)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
plotmy (New recruit)Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Lyra: (MIA)Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (large and in charge of this side, seems to have been hiding her face recently)Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)
Queenie (undisputed leader. Has officially abonded this thread, so don’t expect to se her around. Unless we can get her to come back…)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)
GAPAs (trying in vain to convince the Musebloggers that pies are for food, not war)Pie-War Lovers:
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis, founder and president of the University)
sweet melpomene (pieing fiend)
King george the stroodle (in need of a good war)
emogrl (also called anarcy Pie)
book_addict (new recruit to this side)
FantasyFan (who has stolen the Neutral’s invention will pay for it!!!)
Kricket (who will join other groups if hired)
grounhog22 (MIA)
truaki (status unknown)Status Undeclared
Gradster(1) (hasn’t showed since the beginning of this thread. Most likey scared off)
Frodo (LOTR pies)
Eccentric the Afterthought (pie ninja)
Kororra (wielder of the 15 lb chocolate bunny)
Penguini (leader of the Pie penguin squad)University Staff
Darth Yoda (founder and president)
I think Gwendolyn is teaching a class, and maybe one of the GAPA to. Please clarify status on this bit.Descriptions:
Neutrals: First offical thrid-party. Just defend themselves against everybody else. Not much differnce from Pie-War lovers except that they’re the veterans
Norrisers:Watership Downers: Like Watership Down, in varying degrees. Some (like Lyra) aren’t crazed but like it, and some are crazed (like Em).
Watership Haters: mainly Chuck Norris fans that have gone too far.
Norris Haters: people that are sick of he constant Norris fanship
Pie-War lovers: Most members of this party came in late and started throwing pies randomly. Like the neutrals, they have no preference when it somes to CN and WD.
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someone
in April 16th, 2006 @ 08:49oops, i made a mistake…
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Lady Gwendolyn
in April 16th, 2006 @ 08:53*uses Spear to blast King George the Stroodle all the way to the first April Foolery post*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas, a.ka., Lady Gwendolyn
in April 16th, 2006 @ 10:15Mr. Yoda, SIR! I would really like to start teaching that class.
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Queen Julietaini; 6r4p3fr00t; Queenie; WDNT
in April 16th, 2006 @ 10:24I am creating a Completely Impenetrable Citadel (CIC) for my personal protection against the war that rages below. Piphle. I am well stocked with cans of Ting and Reed’s Ginger Beer, rice, frozen unagi, and more soba noodles and soup base than you can possibly imagine. All your pie-flinging will not asassinate me, because I have called in the KISS (Kiadorian International Secret Service) and they have surrounded the walls. With gats, lightsabers, pikes, spears, machine guns, ballistas, SHA (Special Hit-proof Artillery), special pie-repellent Crusty Coshes, and some of them even are wielding tonfa sticks. Note that the guard, my secret service, are under my command alone, dislike Chuck Norris AND Watership Down, and are approximately 350 well-trained warriors. Plus, they sing reeeeeeeeally badly. They are also licensed to kill attackers. On sight. Thank you.
Give peace a chance! Copper Yeti, if you keep slaughtering innocent tenrecs you might be banished and exiled from the Pie War. And where would you be then? You ar in the duck pond and it is joly freezing.
King George, I have two things to say to you. One: It is spelled “strudel” and two: Gwendolyn is a girl’s name. Since the Oscar Wilde era, for zark’s sake. Sheesh.
As the undisputed leader, I have not abandoned this thread and will do my best to restore some sort of order. Like, “two key limes and a sushi pie” and possibly with some orders of Ting and Reed’s.
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in April 16th, 2006 @ 10:35*eats tenrec gut pie* yum.
in case you were wondering about those devious plans in my head, they involve knowing who appears first in part 2 of wd: holly of kehaar. someone piz tell me.
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 10:41*pies non-neutrals againe*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 11:43Thanks Queenie. Stroodle dude is a misogynistic sycophant. Ok, not really, but I don’t like him a lot.
Ok, time for the new inventions for the Neutrals!
-For good olde melopomene, I present The Whip of … erm…. Creme! This weapon is a monoflavor weapon (banana cream). It can stretch up to 111 posts, which makes it the perfect weapon for mass long range destruction. And here’s the best feature: If the whip is wrapped around the legs of the brandisher, it transforms the user into a mass of pie filling, which makes for a handy cloaking device.
-Skipper, you get to have the Pike of Kingdom Pienamalia! This is another infiniflavor weapon, but it is really only useful for short range attacks. Explosive results if used correctly. Comes in five main flavors, but for now you get Lemon Merengue.
-Violetfire, you get CRUMBLY 3.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ask the Skipper and melopomene for assistance)
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 12:26OK, I’ll stoped with the Tenrecs
*Gives Yetis Blueberry pies, and they throw them all at the norrisers*
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in April 16th, 2006 @ 12:53Many thanks, oh wise Gwendolyn.
*attacks bluemorpho’sghost with Pike of Kingdom Pienamalia.
*bmg is spattered with lemon merangue**digs around the the Mine*
*finds more pie*
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Purple Panda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:02Put me on neutral!
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PIEGIRL!!!
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:06yay, pie
*pies everyone other than pie war lovers and nuetrals with million year old pie made from herring and dinosaur droppings*
that felt good
*pies all the same people with the same pie too many times to count*
hhhmmmm maybe we should combine the pie war lovers and nuetrals… we can call it “a large group of people who find it amusing to pie people for no reason whatsoever”
or
“the pie party”
*pies all that aren’t in this party with a hamwinkie pie the size of the sun*
a hamwinkie is a twinkie with a hotdog stuck in the hole that usually houses cream filling… i saw it on TV… the look very gross.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:08Hey, wheres MY weapon? I’m the party founder!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:21We should combine the pie war lovers and neutrals… we pretty much have the same opinion. “The Pie Party” sounds good…
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PIEGIRL!!!
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:26i have invented a device for this new party that may or may not exist (it is usable for pie war lovers and nuetrals but will not respond to anyone else.
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hope you like it!
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:28what side is PIEGIRL!!! and can i use the Whip of…erm… Creme on her….?
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 16th, 2006 @ 13:36*pies skipper* *pies sm* *pies both several times in rapid sucession* *pies everyone whos ever pied me* *pies neutrals* *pies everyone else*
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 14:13but if we combine the two sides, we wont be able to pie eachother any more! that might result (oh the horror) peace!
Yay! New recruit for the neutrals
Neutrals
Copper Yeti
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
sweet melpomene
Violetfire
Skipper Nancy and LC
Jadestone
Purple Panda(I left Sphinx off)
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 14:25*uses Whip of…erm….Creme on FF! and pies FF againe* muhahahahaha *pies all non-neutrals*
*pies FF with pie of d00m*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 14:36Yes, go and use the whip on PIEGIRL.
Purple Panda, you’ll have an invention as soon as I have a minute.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 14:39*uses super weapon to pie all the WDer and CNers*
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Purple Panda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 16:02YAY!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 16:18WARNING: If this war countinues for the entire life of Museblog, and I read WD and like it, I masy shift sides. But for now, I’m with the party I founded.
*Choklit pies FF*
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 16:57*uses Whip on PIEGIRL!!!*
*pies FF*
*pies all non-neutrals*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 17:22-For our new comrade, Purple Panda, i present the Dagger of Death by Dessert! This is a very unique weapon, the first I have created that can be programmed with your own original pies. No more throwing just the generic apple, you can easily install your own pie into the software! What the Dagger does, exactly, is this: when your adrenaline is heightened, it senses it, and will fly into the hands of the user. When in your hands, it stops moving by itself and does not move itself again until your adrenaline levels have gone down, or your adrenaline levels go off the charts, which signals to the dagger that you are losing, and it launches itself in an array of complex pie- launching motions. So with the dagger, you basically can’t lose! How cool is that?
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:09*Uses pie grenade on all the WDers*
MUHAHAHA!!!
I’ve got an idea: Overwhelm the CNers with pies untill they give up. Then, no silly internet cult sayings! And then we can overwhelm the WDers, so they can stop giving spoilers. Whoot!!!
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General Yoda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:12Gwendolyn: Name thou class!
Rules:
No pie-wars in the University.
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Em
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:24why is it ll newbies here? where are generations 0-5?
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Purple Panda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:31YAY!!
*tries to handle new equipment*
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General Yoda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:32Ah-hem Generation 5 and proud of it!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:37Well, Skipper, looka t differnces between us:
Pie War Lovers: All about offense
Not really a team, every pie war lover for themself
New
Neutrals:
All about defense
Close-Knit team
Old
Imagine what we can teach each other if we combine! Of course, we have pretty much the same number of people, so I’ll settle either way.
*1000+ member Yeti army starts throwing turkey pies and Fantasy Fan*
Onward my Yetis!
Also: For each Neutral, I presernt a Yeti Horse. Part Yeti, part horse. White and fluffy with sharp teeth, and yet, a horse. Saddle Up! You can travel faster, and avoid pies quicker!
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emogrl/anarchyPIE
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:38…hey PIEGIRL, are you new or r u an alter ego? if ur new, u should definitely join the pie war lovers. we give you a free pizza @ initiation. so its worth it.
*pies everyone whos not a PWL w/ tomato gelatin pies*
eeeeewwwwww…
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emogrl/anarchyPIE
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:39weve gotta be up to our knees in pie right now, at least. wow. thats kinda gross
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:42Oh, forgot to mention, Yeti Horses have findgers on their hooves, so when they get up on their hind legs, they can throw pies, too!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:45And Piegirl, the neutrals have free weapons (from a resident technichal geiunus, Gwyendolyn) and free animals (From the resident animal geuius, me). not to late to get your Yeti Horse!
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Em
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:46ok, what i really meant was everyone thru VFish. i tthink that includes emogrl. after that, everybody is a newbie to me. but that’s just because there are so meny of them.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 18:58Anracy Pie, we are up to our WAISTS is pie, thats why you need these Yeti Horses!
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Purple Panda
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:03Join neutrals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:20I now present animals to each of the neutrals!
For Purple Panda: A pie panda. Put a pie on her nose, and she is trained to bop it over 1000 feet!
For Gywndolyn: A pie-breathing dragon. Breathes Cherry Pie. Also can fuel upby sucking pie off of the battleground floor.
For SM: A pie lion. Hacks up hairball pies, and shoots them far. sure to make your opponent vomit.
For Violetfire: A pie HPB. Fur generated straberry cheesecake pie and shoots 8 in diffent directions at the same time. Warn us before you detonate it.
For Jadestone: A pie bear. Saliva is apple pie filling. Spits up to 1000 feet.
They’re all house trained, so you’ll be seeing random puddles along the battlefeild. But we know where the puddles are and others don’t.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:23…. What about me? I was of the first to join the neutrals…
*slinks off into a trashcan to cry*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:27Hi there Piegirl! I have some new invention papers down in the lab, and my best one will be yours if you join the Neutrals!
Yes, I know it’s bribery, but at least it’s honest bribery.
General Yoda, SIR! I would like to teach the Pie Engineering Class. Roseanne would like to major in crusts. I highly reccomend Copper Yeti for a Pie Biology Class.
*rides across the thread on my brand-new Yeti Horse, brandishing the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries*
*christens Yeti Horse Minoana of the Blazing Pies, and ties festive bells that are actually miniature pie grenades on tail. bells fall off while riding, blowing Stroodle Dude who just got back from the first April Foolery post all the way back.*
*smiles very wide*
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:31Whoops, sorry
For SN: A pie Wolf. When she howls, she spews pie. To get her to howl, say, “Speak”
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:35YAY! I’m not a lone, crazed pie war genius anymore!!!!
You know what I just realized? I’m kind of the Chad/Aeiou combination of Pie Wars, and Copper Yeti is the Pwt. Wow. Took me that long?
*christens my wonderful Pie-Breathing Dragon as Borealia of the Highest Flames*
*leads Minoana and Borealia around the thread, happily skipping along, using the spear on
people who have posted here*
*ties Minoana to post and leads Borealia in an Airbourne attack, borrowing arrows to pummel hepless bloggers (especially FantasyFan) into a gooey mess*
*goes back to lab to think*
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:37*wallows in self pity*
Just kidding.
I’m still hoping to get that Creative Pie Baking proffesor post at your uni, General Yoda, sir.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett and LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:41Thanks Copper! Sorry, I posted that last one before I saw your post.
*gets aquainted with Wolf*
*says “Speak”*
*Wolf sends pies rocketing towards FF*MwAAHHahahahahah!
*Feeds Wolf a pie treat*
Nice wolf, good girl.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett, LC and Wolf
in April 16th, 2006 @ 19:52Wolf needs a name. Haroom, haroom.
Wolf, I dub thee Sarastyana.
Tyana, for short.
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sweet melpomene
in April 16th, 2006 @ 20:32*sics pie lion on non-neutrals*
*names pie-lion MUFASA, because he can appear in the sky and is therefore cooler than simba*
not very original, i know. but mufasa is a really cool word.
*sics mufasa on FF*
*FF drowns in hairball pies*
*uses Whip on non-neutrals*
General Yoda! i can probably teach a class on Stealthy Pie Warfare Tactics and on Recruiting/Propaganda-Spreading *salutes*
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Axa
in April 16th, 2006 @ 23:40Hmm.
Suppose I’m neutral, then.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett, LC
in April 16th, 2006 @ 23:56You can’t just say “I suppose I’m a neutral”. You have to declare it with conviction!
I AM A NEUTRAL AND NEUTRALS ROCK!
Like that, see?
I’ll put you on the list anyway though.Neutrals
Copper Yeti
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
sweet melpomene
Violetfire
Skipper Nancy and LC
Jadestone
Purple Panda
Axa
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 17th, 2006 @ 04:32Id be happy to twach Pie Biology! of course, Pie Animals have very recently evolved….
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Queen Julietaini; 6r4p3fr007; Queenie; WDNT
in April 17th, 2006 @ 08:00I’m really bored out here. Luckily I have the complete “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” DVD set, and am watching all the Pepperpot Ladies bits to try and recognize Bop Ad.
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 08:12*pies non-neutrals againe*
*run, mufasa, run!*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 17th, 2006 @ 08:42*Minoana starts machine gunning pies with her hoof-fingers at Watership Downers*
*Watership Downers start crying, because Minoana used a pizza pie with extra onions, which they are now trapped in*
*Borealia runs around, attacking Norrisers (who she dislikes the most)*
*Norrisers struggle to free themselves from gooey cherry-pie mess*
*I skip around merrily, using my newly updated PENTAFLAVOR spear on all of the status undeclared people*
*Status Undeclared people become imprisoned hopelessly in a sea of apple, blueberry, pumpkin, chocostrawberry, and PECAN!!!!!*
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Copper Yeti
in April 17th, 2006 @ 08:51*rides on Yeti horse over to fantasyfan*
*Yeti horse leaves a puddle*
*Horse Pies fanstasyfan*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 17th, 2006 @ 08:53Okey-dokey! I made a list of people who want to teach at the University and what classes they want to teach, specifically for the use of Headmaster Yoda!
Pie Technological Class- Professor Gwendolyn
Creative Pie Baking Class- Professor Skipper and Lemon Curry
Pie Biology- Professor Copper Yeti
Pie Strategy on Recruiting and Propaganda-Spreading Class- Professor MelpomeneI sincerely reccomend Queenie to teach a Pie Philosophy Class. She may not follow, however…
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 09:12What about Defense Against Dark Pies? Those pecans and blackberries can be deadly if you’re unprepared for them.
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 10:20gapa, why don’t you teach that class?
did you notice, the only people left seem to be the PWLs and the neutrals?
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 10:27I’m not very good at defending myself against pies, as you may have noticed. But I guess I couldn’t do a worse job than most of those Defence Against Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts. Very well, sign me up.
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 10:36Pie Technological Class- Professor Gwendolyn
Creative Pie Baking Class- Professor Skipper and Lemon Curry
Pie Biology- Professor Copper Yeti
Pie Strategy on Recruiting and Propaganda-Spreading Class- Professor Melpomene
Defense Against Dark Pies- Professor Coontz*throws pie at gapa*
*gapa dodges*
*applause*
you’ll get the “hang” of it!
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 17th, 2006 @ 10:57*pies skipper so many times that whatever happened to me is only a tenth of what happens to here* pies sm* pies sm* pies sm* pies sm* pies sm* *looses rabid dog frisbee pies on all neutrals, with double helpings on sm* *erects pie sheild to keep from being hit* *attaches robotic arm that will pie for me* *pies younger siblings who ventured to close to pie zone* please note tHAT RABID DOG PIES SUBVERT ALL PIES TO ME. THERE IS NO VACCINE.*pies annoying sibs who are interfering with my typing.*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:01This war needs an epic poet to record it for posterity.
“Listen, my children, and I shall bore
You with endless tales of the Great Pie War.
It was in the winter of Twenty-Oh-Five–
Hardly a Muser now alive
Can remember those glorious days of yore…”Where’s Crraw when you need him?
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:18i hate longfellow. *pies longfellow and gapa*
*gapa dodges againe*
*grrs*
*pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *pies FF* pies FF* *pies non-neutrals* *pies FF* *and Whips all non-neutrals* *and shoots non-neutrals with lingdonberry* *Crumblys them*
*laughs evilly*
*and sics mufasa on them againe*
*pies FF*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:24Besides, the Pie War started in 2006, as every schoolchild a hundred years from now is bound to know. Poetic license takes you only so far.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:39You know, the Watershippers and Norrisers have left, its pretty boring now that theres nobody fighting back….
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:41I’ll just opuright say it: Everybodsy call truce, Neutrals have pretty much won with their weapons.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:43So, anybody feel like rebuilding civilization?
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:48civilization….hmm…..i suppose we could start by allowing those starving kids in africa to eat all the pies…..at least the ones that haven’t fossilized by now…..
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:51And you could build a Muse Academy to replace all the schools that were obliterated in the war. A chance to do it right this time…
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 11:54but the war will re-emerge sooner or later. probably sooner.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 17th, 2006 @ 12:12Lets
*Releases a bunch of Pie Breathing Dragons to eat pie off of the floor*
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 13:17*begins to construct a Muse Academy in a clearing*
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sweet melpomene
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 13:22that didn’t work…
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 17th, 2006 @ 13:23Make sure it has nice, big lockers. Kids tell me they hate cramped lockers. Something like a walk-in closet or pantry, maybe.
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sweet melpomene
in April 17th, 2006 @ 13:23_____________â–º___
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 13:50OK, I think the pie is gone.
Now we ave to do something with all the pie animal waste… hmmmmm….
*Turns it into gasloine*
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 14:17ok i can’t get the floor plan to work properly…..but the lockers are HUGE.
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 15:30goody. im working on my abridgment of part 2 of wd. i think i might have to reread it.
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 17:43155- I have that too! I love it!! I’ve watched every one at least twice.
I’ll start up a MUSEum.
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 17:48*gasp* i did not name my yeti horse either! she is now Yvella!
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 18:07We need a grogecry store…. our old one got dystoryed by the H pie and its remains were wet on by the pie animals…
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 18:32Wait, it’s peacetime already? Oh well. We can always start another one in about a week. *snickers*
Can I be the MUSEum’s curator? I also have a lot to offer for exhibits… *inventionscoughinventions*
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 18:49Not to metnion, a pie zoo, to show off all the animals I trained to be pie warriors
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 18:59aw, the wars over already?! i just perfected my best invention yet- its called the Froody Undercooked Cherry Kobbler, or for short the F- ok, lets just call it ^^.
can i teach pie psychology?
relly, u nvr know the truth about a pie just by looking @ the crust
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 19:34I’ll be teaching Stealth-Pieing
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 20:56even though i’m a pie war lover, i could also be a norris hater or a WDer, just not a nuetral. NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow im really hyper right now… too much easter candy i believe!! SUGAR HIGH!! *bounces off walls pieing the cailing*
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 20:57*ceiling
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 21:00Can I teach pie throwing tecniques?
*Jumps up on Pie Bear* Hmm, I think I’ll call him Ishtar. Stop the war?( On a side note, on friday I dared my friend at another friends birthday party to run around the housh in her grad dress yelling “stop the war”. But I didn’t mean this war.) But whhhhhy? Ive almost convinced my friend (The “stop the war” one) to come on because of the pie war…hmph.
*Puts a sadle on Ishtar and hangs Batle-ax from it*
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 22:47AND I WAS ABOUT TO JOIN THE NUETRALS, CAN I RESTART THE WAR? PLEASE? THE NUETRALS NEEEEED ME.
*tries to hide invention in shirt but it’s far too large*
*drags invention off into small clearing and gets into fetals position… starts rocking and sobbing*
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 22:50can i teach a history class on the war… ? i know the complete story…
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in April 17th, 2006 @ 23:30I STARTED THE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pies EVERYONE WITH souvinier sushi pies*
*With MUCHO WASABI*
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 00:03Let’s just say, i have been watching the war since it started… i just didn’t post… i was too busy inventing.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 08:43*pies piegirl*
*pies GAPAs for saying there is peace when there IS NOT. AT ALL. MWA HA HA
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 08:46The WDers rteally never particpated… It was neutrals vs. norrisers.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 08:55188- Hey! I was totally about to build a grocery store but then I was like “na thats not a good a idea I’ll build a MUSEum instead!” But I agree!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 09:06Otzi, don’t you see you’re the only one here fighting?
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 09:07I think you need to build a sort of car wash for people, to make it easy to hose off the pies certain provocateurs keep flinging at us.
And next time you go to war, how about declaring it on someone else? Such as…hm…well, Cricket, maybe. Or Highlights for Children.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 09:16Yes! War on Highlights For Children
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 10:35all right, temporary peace, but first i need to get my revenge on the neutrals and sm. *pies sm* *pies sm* pies sm*pies sm* pies sm* pies sm *pies sm* x googleplex because my hand gets tired of typing* *pies all neutrals x googleplex* uses big pie catapult pies w/ frisbee pies pies rabid dog pies pies pies w/ all types of pies ever invented* hides in pie shield.* i ll miss pie wars.* uses stolen invention on neutrals*
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 11:20…..or a correctional facility for the provocateurs…..
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 11:31*locks FF up in correctional facility*
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 11:37
*fire department hoses down pied MuseBloggers with warm water*
*bunnies hop around with hair dryers, drying everyone off*
*hordes of tenrecs nudge pie crusts offstage with their whiskery little pointy noses*I know you all miss the war, but cheer up: there’s still plenty for the “pie force” to do. You’ll need to design and bake thousands of assorted pies and stockpile them in the armory. Then there’s weapons testing, target practice, military maneuvers–all thoroughly warlike.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 11:46warlike…..hmm….we’ll soon be hired mercenaries.
*laughs and enjoys choklit pie*
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:39“pie force” ….we should get official-looking helmets and badges!!!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:45(198) no, i started it. you just through the first pie.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:48Beautiful headquarters! Don’t forget the motto: SEMPER PIE-DELIS, or, for short, SEMPER PIE.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:49ah, this reminds me of jingo. anyone who starts a war will be arrested for disturbing the peace.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:56can we lock up Otzi? and dlod?
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 13:57Why not just promote them to generals and let them plan the attack on Highlights?
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 14:00BUT THEY’RE WD HATERS!
well, actually i just want to lock up dlod because he said watership down was boring, like, in january.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 14:04although i notice he’s not on the list. neither is phoenix, who is a wder. i think wders are generally peaceful people, because they haven’t thrown any pies. although DQ might’ve.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 14:13temporary peace… call me when the war is fully back in action…
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 15:47I used to get Highlights! But I stopped getting it, because it was all fiction stories and I was getting a little old for it. Now my sister (Taiwan Hippo Fan) gets it.
WAR on HIGHLIGHTS!!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 15:51Goofus and Gallant will never know what hit them. Just watch out for the hidden pictures.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 15:55I call a ceasefire. Immediately.
Rim hennaid. *turns to megaphone* Is this thing on? Oh yeah. Whoops. *clears throat* Remember, Musers, that we are all united in our love of Muse magazine, science, literature, music, and art. Our passion turns to higher things
[…] Watership Down and […] Chuck Norris, are only two facets of what Muse represents. Peace should reign supreme here, under our motto of “Semper Pie-Delis,” our universal adoration of hot pink bunnies, and our goal towards world domination. Are we not striving for higher things than mere quabbling and bickering over such petty differences? Are Musers not nobler in spirit and cleverer in war? Let us turn our energies toward conquering the world and not each other, and let the benevolent, fair, wise, and honest GAPA reside over us and guide us in our issues.
As for the pie weaponry and objects of terrible war thou hast acquired in the war, I recommend we promote Darth Yoda of the great Pie University to a general, with Rosanne Spector as his partner, and let Yoda and Spector instruct us in the art of pie-related war. You must also surrender him your weapons, for our all must be given to win the war against Highlights and such other false idols as our step-siblings in Cricket worship. Let us bring light, hot pink bunnies, and Muse to a world, and water and light the lives of people whose lives might otherwise have been darker and dryer. While you study to make the world a more Muse-related place, my Guard will protect you and soothe all your disputes.
Thank you, my friends, and let us take over the Cricket Publishing Group and the galaxy in the name of truth, justice, freedom, and Kokopelli. *steps down from podium*
Musers: Woah…
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 16:18queenie, that was even more moving than antony’s “friends, romans, countrymen” speech! bravo!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 17:22OK… now how to we get to the HFC readers? Just start flinging pie at Taiwan Hippo Fan?
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 18:14yeah, we get to throw pies @ the little rugrats! *grabs armload of pies*
JUST KIDDING, HONESTLY. i would nvr do that!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 19:01*gets free of facility* so now were fighting highlights? Good. that is definitely one of the
stupidernot as nice as muse magazines out there…
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 18th, 2006 @ 19:10It’s popular, though. Its circulation is between a million and two million. (Muse‘s is 50,000.)
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 19:12Yay! I’m the curator!!!!! Queenie, can I keep some of the weapons for MUSEum display? I mean, really. Some of them are extremely interesting! The general public of Musers must not be deprived of the knowledge of such strides in pie warfare. If I hadn’t come with my inventiveness, you guys would have stopped fighting LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG ago. And you would be very bored. Seriously. Okay, end of plea.
You know, we should really do some major work in the pie mine. We could put the MUSEum there! It’d be a hands-on, interactive sort of thing. We could invite all of those poor, misguided Highlights kids and let them play in my lab, where we would have put all the dangerous stuff somewhere else. They could mine for their own mini blueberry pies! I just think that would be kind of cool, because we’d have to pay much less for pie-themed decour. And we could run our own giftshop WITH REASONABLE PRICES!!!!!! WHOO!
Skipper, I’ll help you stock that grocery store if you want me too. I just had some really good exotic pies the other day, so I could probably order some of those. They’re rich in Vitamin D, which we all know that most of the industrialized world is lacking. Copper Yeti, I can definitely help you with your pie animal zoo.
Okay, all of you MuseBloggers! With the consent of Headmaster Yoda, University classes will start as soon as we get a list of who’s signing up for what classes. I want everyone to have their class lists in by next Tuesday, okey-dokey?
List of University Classes, In Order of Importance (Just Kidding)
Pie Technological Science (Professor Gwendolyn)
Creative Pie Baking Class (Professor Skipper and Lemon Curry)
Pie Biology (Professor Copper Yeti)
Defense against the Dark Pies (Professor Coontz)
Strategy on Pie Recruiting and Propaganda-Spreading (Professor Melpomene)
Pie History ( Dr.PIEGRIL!!!!!)
Pie Psychology (Dr. Emogrl-Anarchy Pie)
Headmaster Yoda (Stealth Pieing)Pick wisely!
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 19:18May I be a general??? It’s quite fashionable, now that the old and barmy ones are calling for rummy’s resignation
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 19:23I, the instigator, call for PEACE.
Now, we may not like watership down and/or chuck Norris, but now is the time to unite against
Highlights
CosmoGirl
SassyAdd to the list as you see fit, and it may or may not be added according to the amount of the support it garners. When we all agree that the list is complete, we will vote and decide on a democratc plan of action, for the Ko-konspiracy must take over the world, one magazine at a time.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 20:35The GAPAs are being suspiciously QUIET…..AHEM…
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 20:44We must be up to something.
(Actually, I was up to having dinner.)
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Purple Panda
in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:00*prepares to be pied*..I did like Highlights when I got it, though….but that was before I doscovered MUSE! THE KING OF ALL MAGAZINES!!! YAY MUSE!!!!
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:10That’s one convert safely in the Muse camp. Only 1,999,999 Highlights subscribers to go.
Outnumbered 40 to 1. You’d think a magazine that promised its readers world domination would be more popular.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:10Don’t forget
STARS
People
Martha Stewart Living
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:18Wait, we’re going for converts? OK knock of People and Martha, then.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:20Those we pie.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:25YAY!!!!!
*pies the people over at highlights*
what a stupid magazine… it has no point whatsoever (i just used tmesis…that is one of my favorite words)
funnily enough, COSMOgirl has some really engaging stories about real teenage girls and modern day problems about body image and personal safety. There are stories about the dangers of underage drinking, teen prostitution, and a girl who got kidnapped by her boyfriend that was 7 years older that her. I think people underestimate COSMOgirl. it has some great stuff in it, you should give it a chance. i mean, i was serioiusly amazed by a story on a hospice especially for kids in California. they had patient stories, it really broke a streotype. i won’t pie them.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:30OK…. lets try for STARS then. Oh, and Time For Kids. Gotta pie them. And Teen People.
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in April 18th, 2006 @ 21:34Speaking of hospices for kids– Next time an organization you belong to is looking for a good deed to do, you might suggest donating magazine subscriptions to something like that. For a couple of years now I’ve given four magazines (Muse, Cricket, Spider, and Ladybug) to the Children’s House at the Johns Hopkins University cancer center. The people there tell me the magazines have been hugely popular with both the kids and the staff. Beforehand, they offered no regular reading material at all–just whatever people brought with them.
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in April 19th, 2006 @ 00:21Wait. what’s university staff? Does Darth Yoda Teach a collage class? Wah, I confuzzled. Pleas answer.
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in April 19th, 2006 @ 00:29â—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Šâ—Š
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Here’s my inventory do far:Carrot Pies
Peas Pies
Potatoe Pies
Aparagus Pies
Corn Pies
Artichoke Pies
Garbanzo Bean Pies
Parsnip PiesChicken Pot Pies
Pepper Steak Pies
Rosemary Lamb Pies
Beef Burgundy Pies
Egg PiesApple Pies
Pear Pies
Banana Cream Pies
Orange, tangerine and mandarin pies
Kiwi Pies
Mango Pies
Strawberry Rhubarb Pies
Blackberry PiesPecan Pies
Hazelnut PiesCheese pies
Yogurt PiesChocolate Pies
Cake PiesVegan Pies
Iced Tea
Orange Juice
Apricot NectarPlus,
water, first aid kits, tenrec grooming supplies, hot pink bunnies care products, pencils, paper, Mostly Harmless bumber stickers, Koko and Urania t- shirts.I think maybe some foods that aren’t pies would be nice, but this was all I could find after the war.
I love the idea of putting the Pie Mine and the MUSEum together! I have more to post but I have to actually get some sleep…
well I’m off to frappe la sac (ok ok, I’ve made that joke at least 3 times on here. I don’t care. It never gets old.)
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King george the stroodle
in April 19th, 2006 @ 00:30109/ No, It’s Stroodle. Who said it was studel. or whatever it was.
And sorry about your name. It’s not my talent. I guess it’s not a talent though. Well, sorry anyways.
*Ducks as a pie is thrown at his head.* Hey, it was Mid west Educator! We must unite against educators like her?him?
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 19th, 2006 @ 07:00Yes, we must destroy Time For Kids.I have a whole rant about them that I wrote on the back of my Social Studies folder. It goes as follows:
TFK is a shameless attempt by mindwashed corporate stiffs to sugarcoat, censor, and dumb-down REAL events just because children (who they think are the intellectually inferior) read about them. Dang those communists who came up with this format that undermines its fine parent publication!Seriously. And right now, I am not allowing anyone to declare war on just plain regular TIME. That magazine is actually wicked cool, although it’s not as cool as Muse.
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sweet melpomene
in April 19th, 2006 @ 08:57i hate watered-down news. and adults who patronize. let us pie them! *pies them*
i never really liked highlights. it bored me. *pies it*
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kokopelli #13, a.k.a. TerroR
in April 19th, 2006 @ 09:47Allow me to join your school as a professor specializing in advanced weapons technology. I will teach Advanced Weapons Technology 101. The class will be located in an open field that I have chosen next to your school. I have already set up concrete walls to test on. One student at a time, please. As my brother shotgun #11 does, I put on my war face.
Shotgun #11’s army is posted in Keep These Threads Alive. I’m serious about all this.
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kokopelli #13, a.k.a. TerroR
in April 19th, 2006 @ 09:52I will begin my classes in an unofficial building next to your stupid schoolif you don’t recruit me as a demolitions expert and guy for teaching Advanced Weapons Technology 101.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 19th, 2006 @ 11:37all right, what about rock stars who play their music so loudly that theyre half deaf? thats stupid, and we should pie them. the reason highlights has so many subscriptions is due to its advertising policy. i remember when my skool gave out subscriptions to it … and also all those sign- up things that come in the mail. we need to go to the boosting muse thread and work on it.
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sweet melpomene
in April 19th, 2006 @ 11:46249- or we could annoy them to insanity by speaking softly around them and playing quiet musick…
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 19th, 2006 @ 12:09I could always give Muse to the private mental hospital I sometimes go to. (No, I am not insane, just depressed)
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kokopelli #13, a.k.a. TerroR
in April 19th, 2006 @ 14:33Awww………You’re depressed. Let me pie you! **smack** Does this mean that war has begun?
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kokopelli #13, a.k.a. TerroR
in April 19th, 2006 @ 14:35Hooray for Otzi, who got the 200th post!
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emogrl
in April 19th, 2006 @ 15:07yes!!! lets attack all the gossip mags!!!!
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 19th, 2006 @ 15:44all of those mags that are on the supermarket checkout aisles . the ones about all those celebrities. I mean, who honestly cares? and those who do care must lead very boring and shallow lives.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 19th, 2006 @ 15:45not like us musers
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Purple Panda
in April 19th, 2006 @ 16:14There are that many highlights-ers because they haven’t discovered the WONDERFULNESS OF THE ALL-MIGHTY MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MontgomeryGurl The Completely Evil and Psychotic Stalker
in April 19th, 2006 @ 16:55What exactly is “highlights”? I’ve gathered that it’s a magazine that apparently no one likes, but I would like some more information, please.
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Skipper Nancy Blackett, Tyana and Yeti Horse
in April 19th, 2006 @ 17:26My friend used to get Highlights. It’s a mag for kids, I think a little younger than us, and it’s got stories and activities and articles and such. I think a bit like Cricket. I never got it. I used to get Spider, which I was totally obsessed with, until I started reading my sister’s Muses.
I would do something radical to liven this thread up a bit but I’m feeling uncharacterstically docile. It’s the skool, I tell you. Only *counts on fingers* 26 more days. I hope I don’t die of boredom.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 19th, 2006 @ 17:42Please note that all OFFICIAL classes having to do with Pie Technology will be taught by me, Professor Gwendolyn. Sorry kokopelli #13, but this was my thing way before it was yours, and I actually participated in the war. I’d be happy to have you as a guest speaker from time to time!
Oh, Skipper!!!! I have something for your store!! *dumps large box I was carrying to reveal all of the Jules Verne books, the better Mark Twain books, Where the Red Fern Grows, Summer of the Monkeys, the LOTR books, every issue of Muse ever published, Stravaganza: City of Masks, the Tamora Pierce novels, Madeline L’ Engle publications, and EVERY Mia Ikumi manga book ever written* I can order more books if you need me to, okey-doke? I’d like people to tell me what they want other books to be.
*Slips Skipper those foreign pies*
They’re REALLY good. Trust me.
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in April 19th, 2006 @ 18:17It is a travesty and a shame that Highlights is more popular than Muse. Musers are the best, the brightest, and the most interesting. Oh, so you like Highlights? Does Highlights have hot pink bunnies? Nooooo! Kokopelli? No. The GAPA? No. Is there a Highlights-Blog? Definitely not! So Muse is superior to Highlights.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 19th, 2006 @ 18:29Pwt? No
Ben Franklin? No.
Memory? No.
Dog counter? No
Cat counter? No.
Tenrec obsession? I doubt most HFC readers have even heard of Tenrecs! *Huggles a tenrec while wearing a protective suit*
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King george the stroodle
in April 19th, 2006 @ 18:30Are we going to stay in peace forever? I LIKE war…
I have approxamitly 20049090 pies being made in Englands factories. If anyone should challange me, they will get pied to almost suffication.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 19th, 2006 @ 18:40Peace? What peace? In waging war on:
Highlights for Children
Time For Kids
STARS
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PIEGIRL!!!
in April 19th, 2006 @ 23:57*PIES HIGHLIGHTS AND THEIR STUPID HIDDEN PICTURE POO*
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 20th, 2006 @ 09:57and all celebrity magazines . *pies celebrities* *they dont notice*
*groans*
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shotgun #11 & demolitions_expert_kokopelli #13 (The two brothers)
in April 20th, 2006 @ 09:57260: Awwww……..What can I do then? I’m good at teaching people the obstacle course! We go through it once in the day, then go through it again at night while stimulating a battle experience. (Pies flying over our heads, explosions, but nothing to actually hurt someone. Just to make them think that they are in a battle.) How about I teach the Special Forces team? I’m good at that! We would drop someone in an area and have him reach the finish on foot. If he gets spotted, he has to go to his most recent checkpoint. **drops box** Don’t open this until tomorrow. You’ll get a big surprise. (snickers) Okay…..(Don’t open that box period! It’s a trap! It’s a peanut butter and bubble gum pie that’s very sticky! Now that I just saved your life, can I teach Special Forces? Or…you can have me teach basic training, you know, basic marksmanship, obstacle course, Kokonino County weapons, and the like.)
GAPA: Could you please make individual threads actually devoted to each separate class? If you could, that would be great, because this whole Pie School, that’s it! Call the thread: Pie School Training and classes, and in it, put threads for individual classes, so that you don’t have to take all of those other stupendous threads off of the front page. Come on! This is the Internet! You can do virtually anything! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Purple Panda
in April 20th, 2006 @ 14:59Highlights has all fiction stories
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 20th, 2006 @ 15:19I only read highlights for the poetry and “Find whats wrong with this picture”. It is oterwise boring.
Any Highlights Readers, when they turn 10, should get Muse. I converted from Ranger Rick to muse, but Ranger Rick is Not-For-profit and has a good cause, so lets not pie them.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 20th, 2006 @ 17:34267: Sure, go ahead.
Oh, we should also attack American Girl magazine. It’s training young, innocent girls to become miniature Martha Stewarts.
We shall not attack Ranger Rick. I converted from Ask to Muse at the age of nine. I liked Ask, but it wasn’t as funny- or cool -as Muse. My little brother gets it now.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 20th, 2006 @ 17:38You all know that if Muse were as popular as Highlights, we wouldn’t love it as much. I just wanted to point that out. But Highlights could do with losing a few readers who could convert to the sanctity of Muse.
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Em
in April 20th, 2006 @ 17:54on one of the skool threads, we had a whole lot of plans for a muse acadamy. look them up.
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Skipper Nancy
in April 20th, 2006 @ 17:58I still have a Ranger Rick membership sticker stuck to my desk. From at least seven years ago. Ok, at most seven years ago.
Lets attack dumb newspapers who print stupid trivial fluff when there actually important stuff going on in the world that people dont know about *coughmylocanewspapercough*.Thanks for the pies and books, Gwen. ooo I gotta go will post more later
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General Yoda
in April 20th, 2006 @ 18:05I’m disorganized.
Someone please list all the teachers.
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Em
in April 20th, 2006 @ 18:20go to the first skool thread. there is a link 2 it on the 2nd skool thread.
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 20th, 2006 @ 18:50Mention of Martha Stewart in this thread count-2
Now, you see, I think its GOOD that people want to cook and garden. Less and less woemn are cooking, which leaves them to go out to eat and support republican charity (Sorry to any conservatives on here). Another thing: gardening helps stop global warming
But we should still attack American Girl, because there the ones that published the filthy book on pueberty that my mom got me when I turned 10. pies Americangirl*
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Lockwood Guinevere, commander of the fishes holding whips
in April 20th, 2006 @ 18:51i once wrote this really bad story about the ranger rick characters. i didnt actually say their names except for scarlet fox because of copyright law, but it was pretty obvious. that magazine has issues. RACCOONS DO NOT WEAR HATS
scarlet fox is cool though.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 20th, 2006 @ 19:18National geographic for kids. its full of stupid trivialities like pets that water ski and no real information. thats so much of a waste of time. my mom canceled our subscription ages ago.
#270 is right. we should get american girl also.
WE ATTACK:
highlights
times for kids
STARS
all celeb mags
national geographic for kids
American girl
anything else?
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 20th, 2006 @ 19:19*I mean “get” as in attack
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PIEGIRL!!!
in April 20th, 2006 @ 21:25276-so what if less and less women cook, the men can cook can’t they? it isn’t the 50’s anymore.
Martha Stewart needs to be pied
*pies martha stewart*
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 20th, 2006 @ 21:35She needs to be pied, not because of what she does, but becuase shes an airhhead
*Pies Martha Stewart*
I think we ened a seperate thread to bash Martha Stewart…. anywhoo….
We should DEFINATLY attack nickelodeon magazine. Such childish poop in there……
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Planet of the APEricot's villager
in April 20th, 2006 @ 22:45I say we pie all stupid magazines and leave it at that.
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Skipper Nancy
in April 20th, 2006 @ 23:44How ’bout we pie the duffers of the world in general?
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Otzi
in April 20th, 2006 @ 23:50Hey hey hey hey HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slow down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we only pie REALLY stupid magazines. American Girl, while maybe not the most relevant or informative, launched the “Save Girlhood” campaign, earning alot of obscenities from the far right leaning. I admire thier mission, even if I don’t like thier publication.
And Martha Stewart , while decorating and committing felonies, is a women’s rights activist and is orking to preserve the art of homemaking.
(I do not think girls should stay home and cook. I am all for getting a carrer. I don’t think they should have gotten rid of home ec, either. They should have made boys take it, too. )
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President Ptolemy
in April 21st, 2006 @ 06:43*Pies Stupid Magizenes*
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 09:01273- My newspaper does that, too. It even prints inaccurate information. It seriously has a section for the mistakes in the previous issue…pathetic!
276- My mother got me that book. I think it’s rotting somewhere…
281- An idiot-bashing thread…sounds like fun!
*pies all stupid magazines*
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 09:01We should pie those annoying Lilian Vernon catalogues, too.
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MontgomeryGurl The Completely Evil and Psychotic Stalker
in April 21st, 2006 @ 09:09American Girl was such an annoying magazine. It was incredibly patronizing. I don’t remember a single article that made an impact on me. It’s just a superfluous waste of time, and very pie worthy, if only because they’re wasting trees.
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 21st, 2006 @ 09:24OUR PIE LIST:
nickolodeon
american girl
STARS
Times for kids
National Geographic for kids
all celeb mags
highlights
all stupid mags
stupid things(and people) in general
any thing else?
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 21st, 2006 @ 09:50And Martha Stewart , while decorating and committing felonies, is a women’s rights activist and is orking to preserve the art of homemaking.
Sorry, I just had to see that again :laugh:
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Planet of the APEricot's villager
in April 21st, 2006 @ 10:25Yes, she is. But while in her house wiht the bracelet thing for the police, she left, and only got a one day added onto her term in her house. Most people would have had like 20.
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 10:38…and Spilsbury [sp?] catalogues…..I hate them…
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 21st, 2006 @ 11:28and junk mail…
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A scrumpdillyicious Copper Yeti
in April 21st, 2006 @ 11:41This is turning into the Martha Stewart thread. Anyways….
Oriental Trading catalouges. They don’t show their ‘Rainforest Friends” products, nor does Oriental Trading list themon their website (You have to search). Lets pie them untill they list them at least on the webstie.
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 12:26Wow. Almost 300 comments. I think a new thread may be in order soon…..and, in addition, may I request a GIRL POWER thread?
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Otzi
in April 21st, 2006 @ 13:03Grrrrrr…. “orking”? It was late and I was tired.
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 14:51270: Thank you! I’m happy now. I’m getting a BB gun today, so maybe I could modify it to shoot pie BBs and then have a special conference at one of your classes!
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 14:56
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 14:56:MRGREEN:
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 14:56
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 14:59Ya’ll wanna know something weird? I typed in “failure” on the Google Search and do you know what it did? It brought me directly to a web page about George Bush!
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 15:02
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 15:32And pie competitive eaters. It’s really sad how there are eating competitions while people are still starving. Pie Nascar, too, for wasting fuel.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:01Ok, we won’t pie American Girl as heavily, because they have benign purposes.
kokopelli #13, you just said “y’all”. I don’t say “y’all”, and I’ve lived in South Carolina for almost six years now.
Ok, we will pie all politicians except for ones that are protected by our request. I for one think that we should actually give this Indiana senator whose last name is Obama a pie themed present. I kid you not, that is his name. Google him in association with TIME magazine.
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:27YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 300th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:29So what if I said ya’ll? What are you implying?
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:30Pie the Army and the National Guard for wasting our tax money on race cars!
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:31DIE ARMY AND NATIONAL GUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
THIS IS A WAR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:32EVERYONE WHO WANTS ANOTHER PIE WAR PUT ON THIS
FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:33
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:38*newcellphonedance*
Let’s start the classes now! Just post it!
*goes to deal with headmaster affairs*oooooooo it has a camera….
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kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:44**newDaisyRedRyderBBgundance**
ooooooooooooo…….I wonder what happens when you pull the trigger? **aims at brother**
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FantasyFan?!?!
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:46
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:48
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:51Oh no! FantasyFan put on its warface! (but what does that matter?)
**shuffles important special forces papers around importantly** (that too, sounded redundant)
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special_forces_101_teacher_kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:52Lotta redundancy around here…..
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special_forces_101_teacher_kokopelli #13
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:52Yay! The GAPA is here to moderate comments quickly! Let’s have some action while he’s still here!
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Jadestone
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:53I used to like Highlights too, but that was waaaaay before muse.
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:53
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in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:55Hi Everybody I’m a Private Teacher. (It’s Not that private anymore now is it?)
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Sweet Melpomene
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:56 but not as divided Musebloggers. United, against the evilles we shall pie.Then againe, eville is only relative.
In that case, we shall pie all things we do not find to our liking! ONWARD!
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shotgun #11 a.k.a Private Teacher
in April 21st, 2006 @ 16:57PIE JADESTONE PIE JADESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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