Year after year, the SSSSs keep coming — stupider and more senseless than ever, but kaleidoscopically clever and irresistibly appealing. There’s just something about them…
Continued from version 2008.3.
Patience, Please
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what bunnify
dont try to bunnify me
mwhahahahahahahaha.
i love (sh) & (ab)
Yay, new thread!
I don’t know,
I don’t know where I’m gonna go,
When the volcano blows.♫
Before you break my heart …♫
They talk about us.♫
I’m always going to want to make it move,
It’s always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I’m going to have to lose.♫
Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other si – iii – de.
It’s the cliii – iii – iii – iii – *dies of asphyxiation*
If I may use Japanese-style emoticons:
(._.) – Ugh, I feel so pathetic. It’s like I don’t have any friends.
(^o^) – I’ll be your friend!
(o_o) – Really?
(^o^)b – Nope!
(p_q) –> (._.) –> m( _ _ )m
FIN
Aww!
I love Japanese emoticons… wonder why… (Japanese mother, hello Fireh…..)
Um. I’ve been suffering hyperness and randomness all weeeeek.
:yay: Yay! New thread! Now people visit this place again!
=> 
Ick. Happiness.
Aah! Umm… The power of song shall save me! *Sings* If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
Doth ye young parson doth say doth?
Oh, not this again. *zombifies 
*
brains…
*explodes 
* Ew. I got happiness on my shirt. I hope this dry-cleans.
(who in an amazing plot twis turns out to be vegetarian) grains…
8) Dude. At least be a real emoticon.
:yay: I’m so happy, I don’t need a real emoticon to show it! *Exudes happiness*
:yay: =>
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!
Come to this thread! :yay:
_m_
_m_(guy looking over a wall): What a view… Hey, what’s that over there?
-> _m_
_m_ : AHHH!!!! An HPB!! RUN!!!!!!!
M
M (from inside HPB): Let me out of here!!
THE END
_m_
_m_ : Hey what about me?
THE END (for real this time)
SSSSs ♥ ♥ ♥
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We will turn purple! We will turn purple! We will! ~ 
I’ve said, it won’t work!
*turn purple* YAY!
I still see them as Hot Pink.
Well, mabye you have an inactive imagination!
Well the, I’ll try turning striken. I will turn striken! I will turn striken! I will!
What’s striken?
dude.
OMG! Bunnies!
Duh….
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*turns striken*YAY ::All smileys:: *become magical* *no one can tell anyone apart*
Stricken….. *is stickler for spelling*
Well, the present tense is “strike” therefore, the present tense of strike would be striken.
This… is… STRIKEN! –
No. Especially in English, verbs do not always follow a simple pattern. With strike, the participle is “stricken”.
No, it is “struck out*.
“I’ll try turning struck out” doesn’t exactly sound right, does it? It’s stricken.
8) Dude, they’re not.
8) I dunno.
Oh dear, I think I accidentally bunnified the smiley gnome after “violence?!?”
(With apologies to xkcd, and everyone in my summer camp)
Adventures of Riley, the joke proof smiley
(Later…)
*So, our camp is trying to make “There can only be one!” into the next “That’s what she said!” joke. It’s from an old movie. P*EASE use it on your friends!
Some time later….
Still later…
The next day…..
☺Ooh, a
mask!
Would you just look at all these pathetic smileys sitting around doing nothing when they could be saivng the Mr Joe thread. Or imploding each other. Or killing hpbs. Or something.
*goes on Dissing Mr Joe at
**implodes Mr Joe**kills ☺*
Well, that was fun,..
*shoves mask onto SudoRandom*
Mwhahaha.
8) (Chuck Norris) Hey dude. That was pretty cool. Want to go out for some kind of carbonated be-ver-age?
8) Oh, it’s great. Thanks for teaching me!
AT SCHOOL
I’m going to the toilet. *goes to canteen**buys food**eats*
And there goes everyone else, running to the canteen.
*bell goes*
MEANWHILE
*gets out of his school**has smoke*
(from car) You’re not supposed to smoke!
I just have to have a smoke.
That’s right, evil, you’ve been busted. By a parent. And you can bet she’s either phoning Portia- or the principal.
NEXT DAY
Twisted, could I talk to you… *lectures**gives detention* Copy the school rules.
*writes letter to friend*
What have you written… *gives double detention*
She wrote how much she hated it here.
☺ Woah. Did you know that I had the first post on this thread AND the 2008.3 version! My! 2 first posts in consecutive threads!
Eek!
I’m evil.
I’m twisted.
My name is Mr. Green.
I’m grinning!
Cool.
I’m smiling.
I’m neutral.
I’m sad.
I’m mad.
I’m razzing you!
I’m LOLing!
Oops.
*winks*
I’m a pie!
I’m an arrow. Which is a bit strange, because I’m a pie.
?
*rolls eyes*
I’m crying.
This is all very shocking.
???
I have an idea!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☺ Oooookaaaay…
☺
How do people make the little tiny smileys?
alt+1
☺
I was wondering that too . . .
¡ !!!!!!!!
It didn’t work!
is it different on a mac?
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Can’t find it. Must be different on Mac.
You forgot: “â„€‹›ï¬ï¬‚‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÃ¨ˆØâˆâ€â€™Â»Ã…ÃÃŽÃÃËÓÔÒÚƸ˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿
Yes, but still no little smiley. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to copy paste.
Me to. *sigh*
I’ve never done this before, but I guess I will try now: (I know, I know. This is going to be extremely pathetic. But I guess that’s the point of this thread…pathetic stories!!!)
8) – Well then…if you’re not an immature emoticon…PROVE it!!!
Why HPBs haven’t taken over the world yet:
*meeting commences*
*building collapses*
omgizzle.
iLike. A lot. As in, I’m laughing quite hysterically right now.
Why
s haven’t taken over the world:
*meeting commences*
SFTDP
Hello.
*is bunnified*
What did you do that for? I didn’t bunnify you.
#2 Yes, but all SSSSs with HPBs in them invariably end with me getting killed/bunnified/zombified. I chose the bunnified because I don’t want to be dead or stupid.
Well, you ask me not to.
#2 Yes, but our writer would not let you. He won’t, because most of our audience enjoys death and destruction. And our world is supposed to be funny.
Well, this will be a non-funny SSSS. We make that decree.
#2 …
…
#2 This isn’t working out so well.
Maybe that’s because non-funny SSSSs don’t exist.
#2 Well then, where are we living?
A funny SSSS. But, any SSSS that states itself to be funny becomes egotistical and boring. So we can’t live in a funny one anymore.
#2 But non-funny SSSSs don’t exist.
Therefore, as we are living in a non-existent world. And anything that lives in a non-existent world can’t exist. We don’t exist.
#2 Well then, where are we?
We can’t be anywhere as we don’t exist. We are simply illusions.
#2 Does that mean all smilies are illusions?
No, just the ones included in this SSSS. Therefore, 
and 
don’t exist.
#2 And if I included all the other smilies, then they wouldn’t exist either?
Correct.
Now, Enceladus has destroyed all smileys in existence.
#2 As I said before, this is a very funny SSSS.
*stares* *cracks up laughing* omg Mr Moon I love it!
Hahaha! You wish! It’s funny and you can’t deny it!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
WHY EVIL SMILEYS HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE WORLD YET
Look at those green men, trying to take over the world. Imbeciles.
#2 Not to mention those hopeless bunnies. Idiots.
#3 Instead of insulting those other smileys’ pathetic attempts, lets take over the world ourselves!
YEAH! But how?
#3 Massacre the other smileys.
#4 That is so last-milennia. I will lead you in stabbing them all to death!
#3 YOU ARE NOT LEADING ANYONE! *massacres*
#4 Imbecile. *stabs*
#3 
#4 *die *
#5 Idiots.
#6 Have you got a better idea?
#5 Yes, actually. KILL THEM ALL!
#6 Which was exactly MY idea, you moron!
#5 Imbecile!
#6 (self-censored)!
#5 (bleep)!
#6 #*$@!
#7 *pushes apart* Listen, you imbecilish moronic #&$@!-faced self-censored bleeps, you should stab/kill/massacre smileys, not each other!
#5 and 6 How DARE you call us imbecilish moronic #&$@!-faced self-censored bleeps! *maul 
#7* *maul each other*
#9 Hey, I found a nuclear warhead!
#10, 11, and 12 Can we have it?
#9 No. *nuclear warhead blow up**everyone dies*
:evil:#8 Imbecilish moronic #&$@!-faced self-censored bleeps.
*this continues for some time*
If My Class Had Gone To My School 40 Years Ago:
*Everybody writes*
*Reads five*
*
*
If I had gone to school a little less than forty years ago, I would’ve written, “I wish I could go to a Beatles concert.”
I would have written “I wish I could go to Woodstock.”
29- If I had gone to your school fourty years ago, I would have written “I wish I could go to the U.S.S. Enterprise, Constitution Class, NCC1701
(Kirk) *commands* *gets girl*
(Spock) *is logical*
(Uhura) *intercepts subspace radio message*
(Sulsu) Phasers locked,sir.
(Checkov) *is Russian* *In Russian accent* Warp factor two, sir.
(Dr.McCoy) *is emotional* He’s dead, Jim.
(Klingons) War! Destruction! Pillage!!!
(Romulans) *hides everything they can from the federation*
Star Trek:
Somehow I read this as “You’re sitting on my head.”
I guess there’s nobody here.
*sigh* You’re sitting on my head.
Oops. Sorry. *gets off* Can I have a piggy back?
Sure. Hop on.
get’s on 
‘s back.*
I’ve never done this before. It’s kinda fun.
Yep. Hey, shouldn’t you be terrorizing me or something?
Yeah, well, I think that that’s kind of stupid. What’s your name?
Frederick.
Frederick? Can I call you Fred?
I guess so. I prefer Frederick.
Okay. I’m Timothy, by the way.
Can I call you Tim the-
No. Just because I’m a mammal with buck-teeth with a name that can be shortened to Tim, it does not give you the right to call me Tim the Beaver.
Sorry.
So… *swings legs*
Ouch! You’re kicking me!
Sorry.
It’s okay.
you know what makes me sad, Frederick?
What, Timothy?
The fact that whoever is reading this is wondering when I’m going to eat you, or explode you, or kill you in some other way. Or at least cause you considerable harm.
Why would they think that? You seem pretty nice to me.
But when people see HPBs, they automatically assume that they’re Bunnius Eviluses.
Oh. Well then I guess people will find this boring. Let’s add a musical score and give this a plot and humor, and ship it off to broadway for Mostly Harmless!
*
((Off to the Partial Scripts thread!))
Well, are you going to do it? C’mon SR! You know you can! (I want to have the part as the bunny)
It sort of died. I need help getting it off the ground, then I think I’ll be fine.
(Timothy? Maybe… I like Timothy. You can have him, MAYBE.)
Just use this bit at the beginning.
Abby and I Converse with an HPB:
You forgot for the end
*Beatles music plays* We all live in a Yellow submarine…
SFTDP
The further adventures of Abby And Silver Lining
*happy end*
Wow, that was a really good SSSS, Enc! I just read it to my parents, but I don’t think they really got it…Oh well!! I love it.
Hey, Enceladus, I showed this to Abby and she says,”Sure, I liked it!”
I’ve noticed our SSSSs have been becoming a lot more philosophical and calm, with less mindless violence. Perhaps PSSSSs? I can’t wait fo someone to make the smileys sarcastic. PSSSSSs.
~Cheesy Music~
~Cheesy music~
:yay: Yayness!
LATER
This was a comic I drew in 6th grade (last year). It was absolutely hilarious as a comic, but sadly, it is no more.
Oh well.
Every dark cloud has one of me? Sorry…
*Pink panther theme*
Bah dum! Bah dum! Bah dum bah dum baaah dum!…
To be silently continued*…
*silently
(France, Britain, and U.S.):
Iran, is that secret nuclear facility you’ve been hiding for any military purpose?
Eh…no. Nope. Certainly not. And rest assured, you definitely don’t have to send any inspectors.
*don’t rest very assured*
(Iran):
(F, B, U.S.):
S cubed politics… interesting.
Piggy comes to school wearing an HPB shirt.
That’s an awesome shirt, man.
I know.
*bunnifies everyone at school*
We live to serve the Kokonspiracy.
Agent Piggy out.
First one, yay! I do hope you don’t mind, Piggy.
Any representation of me in cool shades is encouraged.
♥
Continued….
SR also wears and HPB shirt to school
Wow! Amazing shirt, SR!
Yes, I know it is.
*bunnifies entire school*
I will pie you!
Go ahead…
Back at headquarters…
Agent Piggy, with the help of MissSwan, Armada, Zinc, Enc, and all the other MA Musebloggers, we have successfully converted all of MA to Mostly Harmless.
Good. Now, have them dissipate through the country. Let them move to every state in the US and bunnify them.
3 hours later…
Agent Piggy, we’ve successfully converted the entire US to Mostly Harmless.
Good. Now, have everyone move to every country in the world and bunnify them.
3 days later…
Agent Piggy, we’ve successfully converted the world to Mostly Harmless.
Dude.
Piggy? That’s not like you…
Dude.
What’s 6×9?
Dude.
Are you really Piggy?
Dude.
Everyone! I need your help!
(Armada) What’s wrong?
Piggy’s gone insane!
What? No I haven’t. I’m fine!
You were responding “dude” a few seconds ago!
Oh, that’s just his smiley self coming out.
WHAT??
Don’t you know? This is just an SSSS.
Aaahhhhhh!!!
You can take the red pill, and go back to your happy life in Smiley world, and forget this even happened, or take the blue pill and discover the truth.
Hmmm….. Blue.
To be continued…..
Why do I have a bad feeling about both
and myself missing so far? 
*kidding*
Oh, yeah. I’m the new Neo now. Only could I maybe be represented by
? (Yes, an odd request, but he’s been me before, and I suspect he might be up for it.)
Later…
*with 
in Big Green Plane* You know, this just seems too easy.
Don’t worry about it! Every Wednesday, the bunnies hold a bunnification ceremony in HotPincBunniLand. All we have to do is drop this nuclear warhead.
To Be Kontinued…
Continued…. (from both my posts ending in “To be continued…”
(platform opens. Computer programming text begins to materialize, hovering in midair)
Surely you mean Enceladus!PART 2
…Okay. *drops nuclear warhead*
And now, using my convenient HotPincBunniDetector, I can safely say that we have destroyed every HPB in existence.
Oh my…
I can’t believe it…
*lands BGP*
Hey! We’ve finished the maths now!
Yay! What were you doing!
Calculating how long it would take for the black bunnies to reach us from Uranus.
Will they be here soon?
It took you that lo– Wait. Did you say “black bunnies”?
Yeah.
BOOM
*crowd gathers**hushed whispers*
☻It’s been so long…
……iii iii
…..iiiii iiiii
…..iiiii iiiii
…..iiiii iiiii
…iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
..iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
..iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
…iiiiiiiiiiiiii BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY.
To Be Kontinued…
Nice Black bunny!
……iii iii
…..iiiii iiiii
…..iiiii iiiii
…..iiiii iiiii
…iiiiiiiiiiiiiii
..iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
..iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
…iiiiiiiiiiiiii
Did I kill the thread?
Has anyone seen SudoRandom lately, or is it just me?
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance…
Na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight…
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo doo…
Wish you’d never looked at me that way…
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(At the same time, in an unknown location)
Where has this ridiculous label come from?
Like, really?
What, sane?
Wait, am I being labeled as sane or insane?
I’m very confused.
My post says you are insane. I made a joke that your “ridiculous label” was sane.
I’m just trying to figure out why it is that I’ve become the standard “insane” or “immature” example. I’m not offended, just curious.
Yeah, why didn’t they use me, the bunny lover?
I don’t think you’re immature. However, Your insanity is the good type of insanity.
Amherst Kokon thread, I was compared to an immature ten year old Zinc in a brightly colored hat.
Like I said, I don’t mind, I’m just wondering where the “saying” came from.
(Actually, I’m slightly honored and would like to know what I did to deserve this. I feel like I’m a Person here now. Like, when the neophytes come on, there’s ____ the ___ Person, and ___ the ____ person, and now there’s SudoRandom the Insane Person. I’m not sure if it’s true, but it’s fun to pretend.)
Whaaaaaaat? *goes to see*
No, wait, I said that. *headdesk*
“You’re as sane as SudoRandom is right now.” “That’s saying even less.” *laugh*
Man, I’m out of practice.
-School Dance Tiem! :3-
Where from the dark recesses of my mind did that come from?
I don’t know, but I am laughing so hard right now!!!!!
Seriously? How do you find that funny?!
I’m not sure, it’s just funny.
Speaking of seisures, there was this movie I was making wityh my two best freinds, L and W, and w’s brother, and it was us talking, then the lights went out, and this ghost appeared. While we were filming it, there was a point when W totally freaks out, so L was filming at the time, and he says to W, “Okay, now have a seisure.”, whereafter W proceeded to flail his body so hard he fell off the bed. Helpless laughter ensued.
I don’t know, it’s kind of making fun of seizured people. But thou be funny.
Hi.
GRRR, I was just going to go on a thread but I FORGOT what it was. Now THAT’S annoying.
Ending of most stupid and senseless smiley story ever to be posted.
There are stupider and more senseless ones. Go look at the first thread. It’s still amazing, though.
WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!!
Cheerful (Administator)
Devil101
Mr. Joe
Pieluvr
Mr. Joe
Twistedsmilie33
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1.
Welcome to SmileyBlog, the all-new… blog for smilies. Have fun!
2.
Well, DUH it’s for smilies if it’s called SmileyBlog!
3.
kool whe wat funn
4.
Learn to spell, “Mr. Joe”!!
5.
wahh ur meen ):
6.
What are we supposed to talk about here?
6.1
Cheerful (Administrator)
Devil101
Cheerful</b (Administrator)
Devil101
Cheerful (Administrator)
This thread is just about the fact that SmileyBlog now exists. Other threads, on various smileyerly topics, will soon come.
6.1.1
Cool! Like pieing people? Muahahaha!….
6.1.1.1
Now, Devil101, on SmileyBlog we try to encourage good behavior. We might get parental complaints if we condoned such activties.
7.
Well, then make a “Stuff We Like to Do” Thread and I’ll talk about it there.
7.1
All right, here. SmileyBLog encourages all suggestions.
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TO BE CONTINUED….
See post 47.4
[Just thought I might as well make an SSSS out of it.
]
…wait, you don’t mean theL and Watari, right…?
No, they are my friends, Luke and Wesley.
THE ADVENTURES OF
THE STEREOTYPICAL POPULAR
Ha. That inspires.
KNOCKOFF ADVENTURES OF :shock:, THE STEREOTYPICAL POPULAR
:idea:s Now what?
55- Bubblebabe, where you posting that because of that certain thing that happened to someone and I?
Yes. It amuses me greatly.
*coughmecough*
And from then on, James and Chuck were steadfast friends. But they had no idea of the danger they had in store for them…
TO BE CONTINUED…
57 – I knew HPBs just wanted to be friends :]
Err, I don’t mean to be rude, but the word is actually ‘evaporated’.
I’m pretty sure she meant “vaporized”.
Oh. It just looked like ‘evaporated’ to me. You’re right.
Oh – that’s what I meant. I must have still been in :shock:’s level of vocabulary…
I say “evaporized…” But then, I also say “condensized” and “precipitized.” &hearts science class
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JAMES AND CHUCK
LATER THAT DAY
THE NEXT DAY
James and Chuck must fight for their lives against overwhelming odds. The future looks grim for our heroes. Come back tomorrow and catch the next episode!
TO BE CONTINUED…
True, true. Perhaps you cut out the bones where the guts would be, like, ribs, pelvis, lower spine, etc.
The next day…
8) It’s not midnight where we are yet, dude.
( Two minutes later )
8) It’s only 9:35, dude!
( Ten minutes later )
8) DUDE! IT’S NOT MIDNIGHT! IT’S 9:45! NINE CAKING FORTY-FIVE!
( Ten seconds later )
8) Would you shut up!
8) AARRRGH! *ties
to chair and takes away horn*
( Five minutes later )
8) SHUT UP! *duct-tapes
‘s mouth*
8) Happy new year this, happy new year that…you are the most ANNOYING, VEXATIOUS…*steam shoots out of ears*
8) Yeah, yeah.
( Two hours, eight minutes later )
8) HAPPY NEW YEAR! *toots horn*
8) *sigh of death*
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You must eat one. The blue pill, or the red pill?
The red one.
Are you sure? *chuckles to self*
No. I want the blue one, actually.
*glares* Eat it.
Well… maybe I do want the red one.
if you change your mind again, I’m going to–
I’ll just eat both. *chomps*
Mwahahahaha!
Why are you laughing so maniacally, friend?
Friend?! Why I ought ta’ sock you in the–
*explodes*
It worked!
Me’s back, frend!
Oh no. *eats pathetic green smiley* *explodes*
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THE END.
*dies of laughter*
I wonder if I could use SSSSs to explain philosophical/mathematical concepts… hmm….
☺☻♥ Smileys that aren’t really smileys because they are made using an alt+ combination on the keyboard!
Maybe I should stop procrastinating by writing bad SSSSs….
I wasn’t going to post this…
So why is the mouse moving toward the little yellow button?
8) Dude. There, like, has to be a bunny, or it won’t be an SSSS, dude.
8) Dude, there are, like, no human bad guys anymore. They’re all, like, aliens.
(Five minutes later….)
*zombifies*
Dam….mit…. *becomes zombie*
I… told… you…. so….
*hisses* Shaddup.
Hey…. you… sound… normal. Why… weren’t… you… zombified….?
*takes off 
suit*
Oh.
*world explodes and everyone moves to Jupiter*
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Hey you over there! What do you think the point of reality is?
Being able to go on MuseBlog!
What’s moose hog?
Muse. Blog. You… you… natiform freak!
Thanks! So what do you do on MuseBlog?
We vanquish HPBs and conduct our Mostly Harmless plan.
HPBs?
Hot. Pink. Bunnies.
You’re crazy, dude. There’s no such thing as hot pink bunnies.
Yes there is.
No there isn’t.
Well, then what’s that behind you?
Hi!
It’s a hallucination.
Sure, if you want to believe that. A hallucination.
Grrr. A hallucination am I? Hallucinate this! *eats*
Looks! We’s alive! Hello, bunny.
Arrrgh! *spontaneously combusts*
Looks! The sunset! *walks into HPB fire* *dies*
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67 – Agreed !
:idea:#2 Just like SudoRandom?
:idea:#2 That’s because we have no feet.
:idea:#2 So what are you going to do?
:idea:#2 Cool. Now that I’m a bunny that sounds like a good idea.
:idea:#2 That doesn’t prove anything.
:idea:#2 OK.
Finally, THE END.
8) Dude, you’re not funny.
8) Well, you’re not.
8) What’s everybody’s deal with “this is an SSSS so it has to have :idea:, :twisted:, or funniness in it” ? Seriously.
8) If you’d just look at the previous posts you’d discover that actually not all SSSSs have :idea:s and :twisted:s in them. And they’re not all funny. This one, for instance.
8) You’re really just deluding yourself.
8) That’s a stereotype. I’m actually very intelligent and well-taught.
8) Cake. I’ve been discovered. *peels off clay which makes
look like 8)*
:all smileys: DON’T CONFORM, RETRANSFORM! DON’T CONFORM, RETRANSFORM! *waving signs*
8) Dude, that doesn’t even make sense! I mean, what’s “Retransform”?
*repeat*
:all smileys: NO CONFORMITY!
:all smileys: *bunnify*
:all smileys: Yeah…we don’t care. That was the old SSSS. This is the new generation.
72 –
What happened to my other one? Did it trigger the spam filter??! Nooo! *cries* I wrote it down and I don’t have it with me right now! *slouches off to tomorrow to bring home paper and type SSSS*
Just imagine the world in 2 years…
*army of potted plants and army of Perky TV announcers break in*
*carnage*
Ok, that’s long enough *is promptly sacked* Cøme visit Switzerland! *is sacked* We will now return to normal programming) Everything’s fine…
My Pocky! *runs to Pocky* *hugs Pocky*
:Pocky: *hugs
:EARTH: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:potted plants: Attack!
*carnage* *Lots of carnage* *lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of carnage* *lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of… Møøse!* *Cøme visit Switzerland!* *caption writer is sacked* *Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama* *sacker of caption writer is sacked*
:The Old Man from scene 24: What’s the air velocity of an unladen swallow? *those words echo through the universe*
:The Old Man from scene 24: I don’t know!
*suddenly, the universe dies a heat death*
Lovingly brought to you by Enceladus.
*takes smiley points*
Yay! Smiley points!!!!!!
Yay!
Loosely based on a story I made up with my friends in Australia. LOOSELY:
*Make time machine*
*Time warp*
*
*Shoot blowdarts*
*
*
*Enters*
Aww, I was hoping that Apple would take the iPhone and copy it to market as if he had discovered it.
It was released in 2007, which means that if they caught you with one in 2006, they’d assume you’d stolen a prototype.
Or they could take it from you and use it as a prototype.
75 – *waits for 2012*
A stupid senseless smiley story, or What I Do In Science Class.
8) ( Jupiteran ) The force of gravity on an object. Which we don’t have much of on Jupiter. Later, dude.
Actually, Jupiter had immense mass.
would be crushed in a few seconds.
And that could only be a good thing, right?
Aggh! How dare you make Pluto the home of an evil hot-pink race?!?! *dies* *changes mind*
Actually, that’s fine, as long as they stay there, or come here so I can take my revenge, or make them rue the day they decided to inhabit Pluto!!!
77.1 – Yeah, that’s pretty much a result of my Not Paying Attention in science class. And by the way, Keiffer…did you really write your hero essay about Mr. NotSoSharp? The eighth-grade science teacher??
MUSEBLOGGERS IN SPACE
8) ( SudoRandom ) Neptune rocks. Mwaha, frozen nitrogen! *freezes self in nitrogen*
8) Why isn’t Pseudo here? Pseudo should be here.
*Neptune explodes*
8) I’m going to Io!
One Hour Later:
THE END.
Don’t worry, Keiffer! I wrote about my math teacher for part of a religion essay thing! And Mrs AnotherMathTeacher actually gave me a good mark on it.
Now that’s accurate.
78- Yes I did, and it was all a complete lie. I said I wanted to be a teacher when I grow up! (No offense intended for anybody who does want to be a teacher when they grow up.)
Wow…are you going to refuse to let him read your essay? OK, I have to stop PoPoing to you.
(No offense intended Princess M. It goes along with 80.1)
Yes, why does this PoPoer insist on dragging me into these senseless, pointless things? I must do something about that… later.
(Princess_Mongolia) *appears* I am not just a PoPoer. I am a Glee fanatic.
(Pseudonym) Yeah, whatever that is. So, what do you plan to do about this abomination.
and 
whisper* *glance deviously*
Ahem, Princess_Mongolia, have a present. *hands 
present*
Oooh, I like the hot-pink wrapping paper. *rips off wrappings*
Boo! *eats*
and 
Yay! *cheer*
Will you two shut up?! If you don’t, I’ll blast the Glee soundtrack at you. *wonders why it said that*
and 
You never hive me your money, you only give me your funny paper, and in the middle of negotiations… you break down.
*advances on the annoyances*
and 
She came in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon. But now she sucks her thumb and wonders–
*eats* Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say. Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day. I wanna’ tell her that I love ‘er a lot, but I gotta’ getta’ belly full of wine. her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl someday I’m gonna’ make her mine, oh yeah, someday I’m gonna’ make ‘er mine.
Oh no! It’s catching! *runs away screaming*
*
*gasps*
I’m Princess_Magnolia, not Princess_Mongolia. It’s OK, I’ve done the same thing.
And yes, I do sing the Beatles a LOT. I mean, many times.
Oops. Sorry for the mistake.
No, no, it’s “She came in through the living room air vent, ejected by a golden fork“.
TEN MINUTES LATER
LATER, ON HOME PLANET
:idea:Chief: Great job, cadet.
:idea:Chief: Now, we’ve found out about a secret colony who know about our dastardly plans. They call themselves MuseBloggers. I say we go down to Earth, infiltrate their secret headquarters, bunnify them, and transplant them to Zork.
So you see, bunnies are soon coming to take us back to Zork. They will pit us against one another. Stay strong, fellow MuseBloggers, stay strong.
*evil laughter*
*everything gets closer to center*
*eveything melts together into an unrecognizable soup*
(gooey remains of)
(gooey remains of)
*world falls apart*
Sounds like the Amherst Kokon on an acid trip. *is disturbed*
( This goes on until class ends )
*this goes on until people start crying from laughter*
( This goes on )
At 2:30:
This is a SLIGHTLY more extreme situation than what actually happened.
Okay, so here’s what happened in my class:
That’s how it actually went.
82.1.1 – *falls out of chair laughing*
Seriously, though – I think that’s a hyperbole. I MEAN, EXAGGERATION! AHAAHAHHAHHHA *runs screaming off into the distance*
MORE ADVENTURES OF
, KEIFFER AND PRINCESS’S ENGLISH TEACHER
TEN SECONDS LATER
Sorry for the what, quadruple post?
MORE BLITHER FROM THE RESULT OF NOT PAYING ATTENTION IN SCIENCE CLASS
More fun with ’60s Kai, as seen in post 29:
*runs*
*Eat grass*
*
*chase*
Ugh. I woke up from my nap even more tired than when I laid down to start the nap…. *sighs*
I’m confused…..I swear I posted this on the random thread. I mean, I very clearly remember clicking the link to the random thread, scrolling to the bottom, and posting.
I must have been more tired than I realized.
*
:smile:, :shock:,
and 
= Jack Bauer
BOOM!
BEEP…BOOP …BEEP …BOOP
*pow* *pow*
Haha! Eat lead, my furry pink friends!
*things go boom*
*more things go boom*
*people die*
*more people die*
*epic fight scene*
THE END.
Cont. from post #89:
*scram*
TYPICAL DAY IN THE SEVENTH GRADE AT MY SCHOOL, WHERE PSEUDO AND KEIFFER RESIDE ( AS SEEN BY ME )
This goes on.
Eventually:
Whatever! *stomps off*
Meanwhile:
Also Meanwhile:
Ten minutes later
8) ( said boy ) Hey Elizabeth, wanna go out with me?
Two hours later
Meanwhile:
*building explodes*
Needless to say, the Populars at my school aren’t too bright.
Hmm… it’s more like this for me.
Cast:
God-like figurestar of this SSSS) Hello, friends.*all go into school*
*day passes*
(Tech class)
*lunchtime*
*day ends*
Oh yes, more info (genders)
I have however, omitted some details, such as four girls, and
‘s little sister.
Erp. I messed up. At the beginning,
should be 
and 
should be 
.
*worships Enc*
*gives Keiffer Smiley Points*
*collects smiley points* *can’t help worshiping Enc*
*almost turns Keiffer into zombie slave* *decides to bask in glory of being worshiped by a sentient intelligent being* *gives Keiffer choklit*
*takes choklit* *heads to books in progress*
That sounds like me. “How is your existence?” “My existence is rather pleasant.”
*joins crazed worshiping cult*
A TYPICAL SCHOOL DAY IN THE LIFE OF
(ME):
HOMEROOM:
*enters* Yay! Math!
(random popular) You’re weird.
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
(ilh) *wears nail polish*
Okay girls, let’s see your hands. *catches about 5 people* 
, if you do this again I’m giving you detention.
*escapes detection*
MATHS:
(teacher) Today we’re doing quadratic equations…
*does math*
RELIGION:
(teacher) Let’s not do any work today.
I HATE math. My teacher is weird.
*is a math teacher**starts talking about math*
Math? Math? Did someone mention math?
Yes.
Yay!
(Kyla BulPopular) 
(popular who actually has brain) ( 
s and my religion buddies) Let’s pretend we didn’t hear that…
:everyone: Yay!
RECESS:
(one of my nerd friends) My English teacher is nuts.
I bet he’s more sane than mine. I fell asleep in class yesterday, and she came over and yelled at me even though everyone else was doing the exact same thing.
*nerd talk*
FRENCH:
(teacher) Today we’re doing…
*break every rule they can think of*
(teacher) *gives detention*
x4: *whinewhinewhine*
*looks up from doing actual work with nerd friends* Oh, please. *barf*
LUNCH:
(nerd friend) Snape is hot!
Spock is hotter!
Vampires are ugly!
Except Carlisle.
Carlisle’s mine!
You two have no taste in guys…
GEOGRAPHY:
*steals my French book* French is weird. It sounds really fun.
*steals French book from 
* Hm. I like Japanese. But I want to do French too.
*steals Japanese book from 
* I’d rather do Italian. Although I totally like French best.
*whacks 
with French book*
*whacks 
with diary*
*draw hpb in diary*
*more book-stealing*
CLASS WITH POPULARS:
#2 You should dye your hair blonde.
Ew.
#3 And wear contacts.
What th…
#4 No swearing! This is a CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
I’m not in your religion class, but I’m pretty sure you’re not going to grow up to be a nun or something…
BUS STOP:
*has waterfight with 
*
(boys’ school principal) *confiscates water bottles**lectures*
ON BUS:
Do you really want to know?
((Most of this actually happened, just not all in the same day. Oh yeah, and the
s think :neutral is actually going to miss them this year.))
A Boring Day as Colormaster:
History:
Science:
Choir:
Home Ec.:
Math:
Language Arts:
AA:
Bus:
93 – I think it is so great that people are using Kyla BulPopular as a sort of motif for stupid popular people everywhere, but if you don’t mind me saying so she’s more of a “mean girl”. Sophia LaLalaland is more of the bubblehead popular type.
LIBRARY CLASS WITH MAYA THE MEDIA TECHNICIAN. A FANTASY
In which: I Talk Like a Chimp.
MEANWHILE
The adventures of Rob, the seemingly socially clueless
who really is somebody else entirely.
*blue box= TARDIS. If you don’t know, look it up on Wikipedia. It’s a Doctor Who thing.
**Again, it’s a Doctor Who thing
This SSSS is even better if you read it in the voice of Jim Dale.
Typical school day for me: a nineshot.
PERIOD 1: BAND.
We follow along with the intercom in the PoA, then sit down for morning announcements. By the way, at least once a week, we don’t hear the PoA and miss it.
The
Ryan is an 8th grade percussionist. He and Mr. Fischer are supporting opposing basketball teams.
Rhythm sheets are to teach us rhythms and pacing. We clap along first, then we play.
We do that.
Tuning ensues.
We play the pieces on the board, and we have enough time for another piece.
All above smilies are again nearly everyone in the band.
He flips to see the inside cover of the music folder. It tells about the scientific definition of a mirage. He reads it out loud.
Everyone is squirming.
We play.
The band packs up.
Hannah is a nice girl who has her nose in a book all the time. We sit next to each other and share a locker and a folder. Most days, one of us puts away the clarinets while one puts away the instruments. It works out well.
Michael and I get into a bicker about if manga’s stupid or not while the class is milling by the door waiting to get out.
:/ :/ :/ *runs to period 2*
Isn’t my band class cool?
BAND
This goes on. MEANWHILE
:shock:#2 ( Christian, trumpet ) Yeah.
Cacophony. Until band ends.
ORCHESTRA: (TUESDAY)
:all: WHERE AR THE BROWNIES???
(4th Viola) It’s okay, I brought them today.
didn’t sign up this week, she’d forget them.
(Mr. C) All right class I’ve just been informed about some important news regarding our commissioned piece!
(2nd Viola) What’s it going to be about?
It’s not going to be about brownie tuesday, in case you were wondering.
Aw, man!
(Me, 2nd Cello) But if it was about brownie tuesday, then the first movement could be about the agonizing process about waiting for brownies!
And the second movement would be happily eating brownies!
And the third would be about when 
forgets the brownies!
(7th 1st Violin) Why do you always complain about me forgetting brownies?
Whatever.
Then the fourth movement would be the next week when 
brings the brownies because his are the best! And that would be the end.
Well, that was insightful, but the commissioned piece will actually be about the Divine Comedy.
Wait, so like Inferno, Purgatario, and Paridisio?
Yup!
Cool! So Inferno’s Monday,
Purgatorio’s after school symphony practice,
And Paridisio’s brownie Tuesday!
—-> 
You could think of it that way, I guess.
Hurray!
Losers.
:all: YAYAY! Good thing
:all: GASP
:all: *munch on brownies*
:all: You’ve forgotten them twice! That’s unforgivable!
FIN
This is in response to all of your silly band SSSS’s.
I previewed it, but it slipped by anyway!
It needs to be:
:all: WHERE ARE THE BROWNIES???
Here’s my band:
Which one is you? My guess is
. 
No. I’m
. As always.
Just like Keiffer is always :twisted:.
And I’m always
!
And I’m usually
.
How do you confuse a percussionist?
Put music in front of them!
A MINUTE LATER
A DAY LATER
*Clouds of dust fall float down from the ceiling* *dust forms into MuseBloggers*
Wait, who am I?
Sorry, you’re not in this first bit yet. And as we know,
is Keiffer.
SFTDP
*A of
*everyone stares incredulously at Coontz*
To Be Continued...
Omgeorge, I feel special. *is employed**wonders what the heck that means*
I feel special too!
*wonders the same thing*
*feels special too* Imagine, me employed on “the computer” for ages already and I haven’t crashed it yet! *happydance*
Oh, that’s about to change.
Intermission for my story:
:everybody:
:real dragon: Rawr. I am a dragon. Hear me roar. *roars* *turns into
:real dragon: *skewers
:real dragon: You’re dead. Dead people don’t talk.
:real dragon: *eats
:real dragon: *flash freezes
:real dragon: True. This one breathes ice too. *takes to McDonalds* *has Keiffer burger with lots of ketchup*
Moral: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup*
:real dragon: Shut up. *eats Moral raw with lots of ketchup*
:real dragon: I should be there. *eats self* *implodes*
Moral: You can trick dragons!
Digested remains of Moral: I wanted to say something, but I can’t remember. *proceeds to decompose*
“You are crunchy and good with ketchup” – that’s a bumper sticker!
*snicker* *laughs* *worships* *watches Pwt Pwn*
Okay, the computer I’m on right now won’t let me reply to comments, but I’m replying to your last post, Enc. (102)
*everybody falls over*
To be continued...
*likes being employed*
Just saying, but have you thought about how much damage you, Sudo, and I can do if we’re on a team together? Yes, yes you probably have.
Why do you think I put you on a team with me? I mean, it can’t be very interesting if someone doesn’t destroy the world at least once.
True, true. I just meant how much more damage than we would normally end up making… which isn’t really saying much, considering that if we were all together, in the same place, which we are right now, we would end up destroying the universe, not only the world, multiple times. Which means, if we weren’t together, we would cause just as much damage, or maybe more, trying to team back up. Saying that, which just brings up the case that if two of us were together, and one of use got separated, the entire… everything would slowly begin to implode on itself, and then put its imploded particles back together, so we could do it all again. Confused? Good.
THE WAY THE WORLD WOULD BE IF KEIFFER WERE POPULAR
I’m not sure where I’m going with this, so I’ll just end. It sounded
goodfunny in my head.The only parts there I can imagine myself ever doing are painting nails with HPB blood, and going out and massacring something.
I have to say, It was kind of funny today, when I walked out of the cafeteria, stepped on the principal’s foot, and said thank you for holding the door, and she just completely didn’t notice.
I love being invisible. *cackle* Oh the things I can do.
Pseudo and I are in the kitchen.
That was really funny. Not so much the peeled baby part..
And that is my life, ultracondensed.
That was all Pseudo. Not me.
I laughed when Stephen told the dead baby joke. It’s not like I want to go peel a baby though. I just thought it was funny at the time.
And that’s how
and 
became friends.
8) Dude?
8) Wanna go out?
8) Oh-oh-ohoh..caught in a bad romance…
8) Dude?
8) Wanna go out?
8) Dude?
8) Whizzz.
8) ==>
Darn it. Foiled!
Doing the Dozens in Huntsville:
:audience: *dies of overexposure to cuteness* *dies of underexposure to violence*
TWO DAYS LATER
NEXT MORNING
AT LUNCH
*pause*
AFTER TEN MINUTES
I have to say, watching Jen, Kyla, and Deirdre standing by the trash can for ten minutes, glaring at our contagious geekyness, was incredibly fun to do. Except you forgot the part where Julian and all those other people DESERTED US!
Why, where did they go instead?
Back to our usual table.
Oh, to be able to do something to them for a change…
What’s the tortilla chips joke?
NO ONE TELL HIM THE TORTILLA JOKE! PLLLEEEAASSE! IT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR! GAPAs, can you please zap anyone who tries to tell him the tortilla chips joke! PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU, FOR THE ( RELATIVE ) MENTAL SAFETY OF YOUR FAVORITE PRINCESS!
Warning, Princess_M. Do not read the following comment…
Oops. That wasn’t posted when I made my post…
I think it’s
How do you fit ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!
Imagine a barfing smiley. Now, insert it here:
Imagine another barfing smiley, and put it next to Silver Lining’s.
Is there something wrong with me because I find that funny?
If there’s something wrong with you, then something’s wrong with me too.
That is hilarious.
I also think the joke about the peeled baby and a bag of salt is hilarious.
My friends tell me I’m extremely sadistic/disturbing/gross…..
Me too! At least, the ones that aren’t sadistic/disturbing, such as AM, or L, or J, or H, or S.
I’m also told I have a warped sense of humour. Which, in my opinion, is funny. Wait…. I think I just accidentially made a pun. XD
If there’s something wrong with you, then something must be wrong with me as well.
Me too, I find both Enceladus’ dead baby joke, and the peeled baby one, quite hilarious.
((When I typed in Enceladus’ it said it was spelled wrong. I right-clicked it, and the first entry was Enchiladas. I also find that incredibly funny.))
WHO POSTED THE TORTILLA CHIPS JOKE?! WHO??? WHOOO??!
Well, now that I know what it is I might as well look. Argh.
SUDO I HATE YOU!!!!!
I was reading from the bottom up! *oboes Sudo*
Thanks anyway for the warning, Rosanne.
*far away, at the same time*
*space time warps so we’re in the same place exactly*
:terrified townspeople: Aahh!! It’s the apocalypse!
*far away at the same time*
*space time warps so we’re in the same place exactly*
:terrified townspeople: Aahh!! It’s the apocalypse!
*far away at the same time*
*space time warps so we’re in the same place exactly*
:terrified townspeople: Aahh!! It’s the apocalypse!
*far away at the same time*
*space time warps so we’re in the same place exactly*
:terrified townspeople: Aahh!! It’s the apocalypse!
*far away at the same time*
Repeat ad infinitum.
SFTDP
This is my continuation of 104.
*everyone stares at
*everyone stares at
*everyone goes out to the GAPAs*
*everyone follows her*
*everyone, including
, falls asleep*
A MONTH OR SO LATER…
(You know what’s going to happen next, don’t you.)
*
appears*
It’s getting eery. What’s this cheery singing all about?
Ew, Enceladus!
That’s a nice one.
Why thank you, Worshipful GAPA! *bows*
The End.
OMGeorge! It’s Pseudo in
form! 
I only do that when I’m trying to implode brains…
Ah, but in the above SSSS the little green emoticon explodes, not implodes.
:mine: Aw! And I was having such a nice day- *blows up*
:mine: What, me too?- *blows up*
:mine: (Sitting randomly) Is it just me, or have only mines talked during this SSSS?And mines can’t normally talk- *is blown up by passing
XD
Talking mines. Huh.
They remind me of the talking bombs in the movie “Dark Star.” Has anyone seen that?
No, but coincidentally, I just forced my dad to get that from Netflix yesterday.
*music plays*
*music suddenly stops*
*Enc’s voice comes loud and clear from music*
Prisoners at the bar, have you anything to say in your defense?
To be continued.
*Happiness ensues*
:
Side note – this actually happened. It wasn’t an
, though. It was the school laptops acting like 
s. Also, she didn’t recover the whole thing. Just the narration. And it happened after I wrote that SSSS. Sorry, Pseudo!
Actually, I did have to recover the whole thing.
(Continued from 124)
What about me? Or would I be considered a
demon?
Continued from 126:
ENC: What?
ENC: Well, that’s approximately what happened to SPOILER AND THEN THERE WERE NONE SPOILER AND THEN THERE WERE NONE SPOILER General MacArthur. One said he’d stay there, and then there were seven. END SPOILER!!!!!
ENC: Well, you can let your survivor’s guilt build up for a few weeks.
ENC: And then there were none. *
curtainbear statue falls and crushes ENC*REAL ENC: And then, there really were none. *dies of overdose on sleeping medication*
OTHER ENC: *dies of having head chopped in half*
OTHER ENC: *dies of lethal injection because of a syringe disguised as a bumblebee*
OTHER ENC: *dies of being shot by another ENC, who then drowns on the sea*
GAPAs, feel free to snip that if it’s too violent.
You have a really, really, disturbing mind, Enceladus. Do you hear that often? Hm?
No, because some of my friends have even more disturbing
hairminds.Don’t worry, I’m not dead yet. And my hair’s still swoopy. *swoops hair for Kate*
Enc really does have swoopy hair, I know so because I saw him at the grocery store.
Maybe it is me and you just think they’re a girl…
Oh, and I’ve actually seen Enceladus twice. The other time was a long time ago at a pizza place. He looked exactly like the guy I saw at the grocery store, except he had a broken arm. And I know it was Enceladus because I had this strange urge to talk to him… I’ve regretted not doing it ever since.
No, she is most definitely a girl. She was on my gymnastics team in preschool. We were friends. Then the world imploded and she became… popular. *shudders*
I haven’t been to the grocery store recently, nor have I seen anybody wearing an MB T-Shirt.
No, the grocery store in my kokonventions post.
Well, have you ever broken your arm?
Oh, do you wear glasses?
Yeah! If you wore glasses, you’d look like Misoka from Crescent Moon! Except that you’re 5-5.
I wear glasses, but I’ve never broken my arm.
Haha! I knew it! (Or, that you wore glasses. Not that you had not broken your arm. Although I suspected. I’ve read your Muser Profiles.)
Things You Should Never Do #2493:
*Signs*
*
I will as soon as I think of another.
Last night I had an idea for a brilliant SSSS about the Ides of March and now I can’t remember it all. *siigh*
I shall try KaiYves’s idea.
Things You Should Never Do #7932
Oops, I should have said Ms. A is a math teacher…
SFTETP. I just counted. This is my fifty-ninth post on this thread.
Guess who?
The BEATLES!
A Hard Day’s Night.
(SFTDP?)
Hey, you cheated!!
Attempt at KaiYves’s idea….(I hope you don’t mind that we’re stealing your idea, KaiYves. )
Thing you should never do # 3486:
This is a pathetic SSSS. Oh well.
I don’t mind.
Somewhere in the Atlantic…
Boy, I do love kayaking!
Arrr! I’ve got to harpoon Moby Dick!
I think you are insane. And there’s no such thing as a white whale.
OK whatever
Arrr, why are we suddenly covered by a large shadow?
We’ve struck an iceberg! Man the lifeboats!
There’s always a bigger fish.
SMILE YOU SON OF A *blows up Jaws*
We’re gonna need a bigger boat *dies*
Hi! *explodes* *kills everyone*
*is watching all this on NBC news* Haha. *is run over by truck*
Wow! Best kayaking trip ever!
*kayak is rammed by Pequod*
Captain Ahab:
Sailor:
Beluga: I beg to differ.
Sailor:
Captain Ahab:
*random sperm whale falls on ship* *everyone dies*
Sperm Whale: Woah, a large body of water! I’ll call this…the ocean!
Belgua: O.o *is killed by falling flower pot*
Flower Pot: Not again.
Sperm Whale: Hey, what is that big vessel that is heading straight towards me? I’ll call it…a passenger liner! *is smashed in head by RMS Titanic*
Captain:
Rose: I’m falling, Jack! I’m falling!
Flipper the Dolphin: I’ve come to the rescue!
Willy the (Free) Killer Whale: Mmm dolphin *eats Flipper*
Jaws: Nom nom nom *eats Willy*
Qui Gon Jinn:
Martin Brody:
Opee Sea Killer: *eats Bongo, The Orca, and Titanic lifeboats*
Martin Brody:
Marlin: Have you seen Nemo?
Opee Sea Killer: No. *eats*
IBCF is very good as these.
*world spontaneously combusts*
*claims terrorist* I’ve always wanted to blow up an airport. It’s my lifelong dream.
*blows up airport* Blahahahaha!
That is such an Enceladus-like story.
To be continued…..
…
…Gosh, it’s quiet. I wonder where everyone is?
*around corner*
☺: Haha. *blows everyone up again* *eats all cake* *heart failure* *dies*
(( And so ends the ONLY TIME I’ve actually persuaded myself to do homework in ONE SSSS. ))