Look carefully at the feet of this runner preparing to compete in Friday’s Tokyo Marathon.
Resistance Is Futile
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That is scary. 0.o
On one hand, Yes! Resistance is museless!
On the other hand,
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
He looks even more Borg-like from the side:
Okay, I’m not going to see my Japanese relatives that live in Tokyo any time soon, then. O.o
How is any of that remotely useful for running? Seems like a whole lot of extra baggage.
I’m disappointed in the bunnies, they seriously couldn’t think of more creative ways of killing humans than making them run with outlandish outfits like that? I mean sure, it’s amusing, but not as bad as I’d expect from them.
Unless there’s something more sinister going on here….
We don’t have to worry. Anybody who looks like that won’t be able to try anything because they’ll get laughed out of wherever they’re in.
Maybe they aren’t trying to kill him. Maybe they’re using him for transportation.
Now I know why the Vienna City Marathon is on my birthday and why I can’t muster the will to go running. They’re taking over my favorite sport! NOOOOOOOOO!
Just for purposes of comparison…
Gah!
5 – if you think that that’s unhelpful to running, I suggest you go look at pictures of the Bay to Breakers.
My cousin came to visit last week, and her signature was this:
I LIKE BUNNIES WHO TAKE OVER THE WORLD LIKE THE ONE UNDER THIS SIG
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They’ve brainwashed her!!!!
Oops, I meant to say signature under her email.
This reminds me! When I went to see Gnomeo and Juliet with my friend, there was one of those big displays at the theater. There was a giant robot thingie. On the robot thing’s “face”…was painted a giant pink, creepily grinning bunny.
I saw that too! Do you remember what movie it was for?
I think that’s Sucker Punch.
I also notice that there are hot pink tubes running up his legs from the bunnies to those two hot pink flowers on his shoulders. And I am worried that these tubes are carrying HPB essence excreted by the bunnies to the flowers, which are actually sprayers, which will spray the essence everywhere, bunnifying anyone that it touches.
Come to think of it, I haven’t heard anything about Tokyo since Friday. Have you? It’s as if it has vanished from the map. Is it possible…?
Well, it hasn’t vanished out of history. There are still these comments and the wikipedia article.
Unless… Nah, I must have been imagining it when I thought that there was a bigger city in Japan… I hope
I’m scared. My Japanese relatives (Baba, Aunt, Uncle, Cousin, etc.) live in Tokyo…
No, I haven’t heard anything either. And I am afraid that it is indeed possible…
I AM GOING TO TOKYO IN THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS. The horror…the horror.
BE PREPARED! Stock up on depigmentizer darts, and try to survive and bring back a report on how bad the situation is.
Gotcha. THE BUNNIES MUST DIE.
Bunnies?
BUNNIES?
BUNNIES! BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Did the HPB acopolwhatever *gulp* start!?
Eek!
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.
That. Is. Awesome.
I wonder where one gets boots like that?
*is kidding, don’t worry, but it would be nice for the novelty*
Search for ‘pink bunny shoes’ on Google Shopping for a variety of websites if you’re feeling brave. They’re selling HPB-related things for BABIES and even DOGS now, which is quite disturbing. Then again, many of those products might be too pale pink to count… The dog slippers probably are, but I don’t know about anything else. Search for ‘hot pink bunny shoes’ for something more specific, but there won’t be as many relevant results.
Search for pink bunny slippers.
Good thing I’ve made some allies recently…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA– *crashes into a wall*
Owowowowow. Anyway. On Valentine’s Day, I had to make coverings for my glasses BECAUSE OF THE HPBS EVERYWHERE…*shudder*
AAAACK!! BUNNIES!
O.O I need my glasses-covers… (they were green, btw)
The bunny-pocalypse is getting closer.
Prepare everyone, we must defeat the pink bunnies.
THIS IS WAR.
AAAAGH! Bunnies. Bunnies. Do they help him run faster or something? You wouldn’t think so, but…
You know, I think I’m going to try it and see.
No skunk no!!!! You will fall prey to the HPB’s if you try it!
AAH! Bunnies!
No!!! Koko A! Quick, the depigmetizer darts!
I wouldn’t recommend that. It’s probably dangerous. It would also weigh you down rather than speeding you up, and even without all the negative consequences, I imagine it would be hard to find any of that, unless you made it yourself.
When will the enemies of the HPBs, appear?
What do you mean? Aren’t they right here?
They’re us. We’re here. The time is now.
Quick! Laser Guided Trip-Pies!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bunnys! run! Bunythulu is coming!
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Why would someone choose to run with HPBs? Maybe they held him captive and forced him to do it so they could brainwash him!
We think he’s a *shudder* vector.