Known Muser birthdays and “K Days” this month*:
01-01 Jadestone’s birthday (1992 – cerulean or green)
01-03 SilverLeopard’s birthday (1998)
01-03 Rebecca Lasley’s birthday
01-15 Kiwimuncher turns 7,000 days old
01-23 Kittymine’s birthday (1993)
01-26 Glassboro’s birthday (1995 – rainbow)
You turn 5,000 days old this month if you were born between April 25 and May 25, 1998.
You turn 6,000 days old this month if you were born between July 30 and August 29, 1995.
You turn 7,000 days old this month if you were born between November 2 and December 2, 1992.
*Note: Listed MBers who have been inactive for several months won’t appear on next year’s birthday calendar unless they show up again.
Happy birthday, Jade! I already gave you a squid, so now I’m giving you pies.


SFTDP, but I think MB needs a squid smiley.
Happy birthday, Jade! Neat birthday, by the way. January first.
R101- Yep, MB needs a squid smiley.
Happy birthday, Jadestone!

Happy birthday, Jadestone and everybody who I won’t remember to congratulate!
I’m confused. I thought the cutoff point for having your birthday mentioned was 6 months, but I’ve been here for over a year, and I don’t remember ever seeing The Skipper Nancy (although I suppose I could be wrong), and I’m positive I’ve never heard of anyone named Kirika. Has policy changed? Have they changed their blognames (if so, what are theirs now?)? Have I just not been on often enough to meet them?
Incredibly, marvelously, wonderfully happy birthday, Silverleopard and Rebecca! May all your pies fly straight and true, and may you never upset a wung!

Happy Birthday, Rebecca and Silver Lining!
Happy Birthday, Kittymine!

Thank you! *licks pie off of face* yum, chocolate mousse!
It’s odd to think that Kittymine, who just turned 19, has been fighting hot-pink bunnies on the blog since she was 13 years old. I hope she doesn’t show up on my doorstep someday shrieking that I made her squander her adolescence. If she does, I’m sure she won’t be the only one…
Squandering? What,
endless RPingsaving the world instead of doing silly useless things like studying and sleeping? Pshaw!That sort of thing was what saved me from squandering my adolescence. I mean, sitting down and studying when all these feelings and impulses are running free through my brain? It’s ridiculous.
I started posting in 9th grade…how could that be five years ago? *gleeps*
No, I don’t think you need to fear me shrieking at your doorstep in the future. I’m majoring in English and BA is essential an exercise in creative writing. So it’s actually rather educational (perish the thought!). My style has changed quite a bit since I was 14.
Though you may have me shrieking with frustration. Have you ever tried explaining HPBs to someone who’s never read Muse?
If you want, I can find some quotations from the ChatterBox doing just that. Most people there don’t read Muse, but virtually everyone at least knows what an HPB is, and there have actally been some really interesting, funny conversations about them, so it seems to have worked there.
((SFTDP))
Robert, when you first said “13” I thought, “hey I was in 9th grade when I was posting on BA, so I was 14”. Then I looked at the hyperlink of “almost exactly 5 years ago” and realized that my very first post was on Dissing Mr. Joe. I plum forgot!
Double-checking, though, I see that you didn’t start fighting bunnies until you were 15 (https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1305#comment-202126), so MuseBlog hasn’t ruined as much of your life as I thought. My apologies.
Hee hee. Apology accepted. Thank you for fixing my typo.
And is the squid in your post supposed to be enlarged, fuzzy, and pixilated, or is it just my computer?
It’s just your computer, I think. Not mine, anyway.
I, for one, think that preparing for the forthcoming invasion is fully worth our time.
Happy birthday, Kittymine!
Happy Birthday, Kittymine!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! Despite the fact that I am in school thousands of miles away from my family right now, I still managed to have an amazing birthday. Thank G-d for cellphones and Skype. Especially for skype.
*eats Castle’s pies*
Happy slightly-belated birthday, Kittymine!

Happy birthday Glassboro!!!

(those pies are museberry, by the way.)
Really? There’s such a thing as a museberry? What color is it? What does it taste like? Why haven’t I seen it at any Muse Academy balls? What sort of plant does it grow on? Where can I find that plant?
I believe a museberry is a fruit similar to mullberries in shape, but utterely different in taste. The burst in your mouth is like that of a citrus fruit and the flavor differs depending on the color of the berry and the pH of a muser’s saliva. They come in turquoise, sunshine yellow, teal, and heliotrope. I suspect that they have not been introduced to Muse Academy balls because they were only recently discovered and have a very short season – about a week. They may also have odd effects on one’s imagination; experiments are being done.
Glassboro! A most marvelous mad Morris man, to my mind. Happy birthday! May you have many more.
Glassboro, a happy belated birthday!
