Known Muser birthdays and “K Days” this month*:
02-01 Keiffer’s birthday (1997)
02-02 groundhog22’s birthday (1989)
02-03 Agent Lightning’s 5K Day
02-08 Birthday of Cerulean Pyros (1996)
02-16 cromwell’s birthday (1996)
02-17 TMFA’s 6K Day
02-21 marfwarrior’s 6K Day
02-21 Luna the Lovely’s 8K Day
02-26 KaiYves’s birthday (1993-purple)
You turn 5,000 days old this month if you were born between May 26 and June 23, 1998.
You turn 6,000 days old this month if you were born between August 30 and September 27, 1995.
You turn 7,000 days old this month if you were born between December 3 and December 31, 1992.
You turn 8,000 days old this month if you were born between March 9 and April 6, 1990.
Happy Birthday Keiffer!!! Enjoy your museberry pies!
Happy Birthday Keiffer! Luckily, there are no obsequies for you, just pies.

Happy Keiffer, birthday!
Er, no. Wait. Happy birthday, Keiffer!
Have some pi.
Happy birthday to Keiffer!

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY GROUNDHOG!!!!!! ‘Course, you’re still asleep at the moment, but then you’ll get up and see my birthday message! I love time differences.


Happy birthday, groundhog!

Happy belated birthday, Keiffer!

*birthday squid* (We need a squid smiley!)
Happy birthday, Groundhog!

*birthday lemon* (Because who doesn’t like going a little pyromaniacal on ens birthday?)
Oh my gosh Groundhog, you’re, like, a grownup and stuff. Happy birthday!
Like a grownup, maybe. But not indistinguishable from a typical grownup, I’ll bet.
I am very distinguishable from a typical grownup…at the very least, most grownups don’t carry hand-colored rainbow backpacks.
Happy birthday, Groundhog!
Happy birthday, groundhog! Or am I slightly late? But no matter.

Happy birthday Groundhog! Did you see your shadow on your birthday?

Happy 5k day Agent Lightning!!!

I did…it was rather frightening…
Happy birthday, Cerulean!

And happy birhtday to Lawson!

Happy birthday, cromwell!

Happy birthday (perhaps slightly belated) birthday, cromwell!

Happy birthday, KaiYves!

Happy birthday, Kai! Some projectile pastries are heading your way.

Happy happy birthday, my dear Kai!! May your day be filled with all sorts of interesting happenings.

Hello! Happy birthday Kai!
Prepare yourself for pie barrage! (spam)
Happy Birthday, Kai!

Happy birthday, Kai! Hope it’s a good one!
Happy birthday! I can’t remember how to do pie things, but they are here.
Happy birthday, Kai!

(Adeliae, it’s : arrow : without the spaces.)
Many happy returns, Kai!
Happy birthday, Kai!!!!

Happy birthday, Kai!! Have a wonderful continued orbit around our sun!
Happy Belated Birthday Kai!
