Catwoman’s Muse Fanfiction

Newcomer Catwoman presents this playlet for your enjoyment.

howdy!
i am writing a story about the muses that i think would be good for you musebloggers to read! enclosed is my story! i hope it allows you this many characters (abc’s) to puit it down but i will try! here goes nothi’n

A VISITOR TO KOKONINO COUNTRY!
a story of the muses by Catwoman

SCENE: Mimi is looking at a shop window whistfully
staring at a dress that looks like hers… only
sparkally and more colorfull while Feather
looks at a garden supplies store

Mimi: “Hmm” [turns to feather] “do you have money, Feather?”
Feather: “What? uh… let me see” [searches in pocket] “nope”
A Voice (girl): “Here is some money dear”
Mimi: “Huh? what?!?” [she appears to have a $10:00 bill in her hand. enough to buy the dress(and a
nice purse to match)]
Feather: “Hey! Mimi, you got money. why did you want to borrow mine?”
Mimi: “Well i didn’t a… second… ago?”
Feather: “Gee. i could use a new garden hoe”
The Voice(girl): “here”
Feather: [Has $5:00 in hand] “A voice?!?!? uh… Mimi”
Mimi: [is buying dress]
Feather: [with clenched beak] “Mi-mi! come out he-ere”
Mimi: “Just a second”
Feather: “Well i have the wierdest feeling we are being watched”
Mimi: “Nothing new, now Feather! can you wait?”
Feather: “*Sigh* okay”

[a few minutes later]

Mimi: “Okay! I am done”
Feather: “Can we go back?”
Mimi: “BACK! NOW? but i havn’t done all my shopping yet!”
Feather: “Please? i feel that someone is very interested in us!”
Mimi: [looks around] “Okay”
Feather: [starts running]
Mimi: “Wait! you run too fast!”
Feather: [stops] “Sorry”

[later they come to a canyon’s wall. it is nightime]

Mimi: [pushes on a rock, a door opens] [enters door]
[door closes]
Feather: [same thing]
Mimi: “I feel as though something strange is here. Something that shouldn’t be”

[Meanwhile shadowy figure crawls up a rock beind them]

Shadowy Figure: [climbs rock] “*Grunt*”
Mimi: “Feather, did you hear something?”
Shadowy Figure: [hides behind a cactus]
Feather: [looks around] “No….”
Mimi: “Well… let’s ignore it and just go home. okay?”
Feather: “Okay” [Runs in a direction]
Mimi: [Walks in another direction]

Shadowy Figure: [goes to entrance of cave]
“Hello?”
Another Voice (boy): “WHAT’S THAT?”

[A pie flies out of the entrance of the cave[Shadowy Figure dodges]]

Voice(boy): [yelling] “Now don’t come back!”
Shadowy Figure: “But…”

[Kokopelli steps out of the cave]

Kokopelli: “Who are you? or more like WHAT are you?”
Shadowy Figure: “Uh… my name is Roxanne. and what are YOU?”
Kokopelli: “My name is Kokopelli and what are you doing in this valley?”
Roxanne: “I just want to uh… Help if i can”
Kokopelli: “HELP?!? us! we my friend are the mu… oops”
Roxanne: “The what?”
Kokopelli: [has mysteriously dissapeared]
Roxanne: “Hello?” [a pie flies at her. she ducks]

[Roxanne goes in another direction]

Roxanne: [comes to a big mountain with steps carved into the side]
[climbs] [gets to top] “Hello?”
Voice(girl): “Huh?”
Roxanne: “Hey are you a MU?”
Voice(girl): “A WHAT?!?” [A tall shadow emerges from a small door]
Roxanne: “What’s your name?”
Voice(girl): “Urainia. but what is all this talk about MU’s? are they Aliens or something?”
Roxanne: “No they are not aliens”
Urainia: “Martians?”
Roxanne: “No”
Urainia: “Where did you hear about them?”
Roxanne: “From that Kokopelli guy over there” [points to cave]
Urainia: [sounds troubled] “Oh no!” [runs into house]
Roxanne: “What’s the matter?”
Urainia: “Are you a humain?”
Roxanne: “Yea i think so…”
Urainia: “GO AWAY!”
Roxanne: “Why?”
Urainia: “just do it”
Roxanne: “Okay” [leaves] [comes to big pasture full of grass]
[sees an animal with four legs]
Roxanne: “Who are you?”
Animal (girl): “Hmmmmooooo?”
Roxanne: “Hey are you a cow?”
Animal: “Hmooo yes i am”
Roxanne: “Wow i have never seen a real cow before!”
Cow: “What is yooour name?”
Roxanne: “Roxanne and yours?
Cow: “My name is Bo! what are you doing in Kokonino Country?
Roxanne: “Oh that is what this place is called?”
Bo: “Yes and what are yoooou dooooing in it?
Roxanne: “I came to help people in need”
Bo: “Mmm thats funny! i toooooo came to help people”
Roxanne: “Really? are you a MU?
Bo: “Well… you could say i moooooooh a lot”
Roxanne: “No that isn’t what i am talking about at all”
Bo: “Oh you mean a MUSE!”
Roxanne: “Maybe. is that what you are?
Bo: “Urainia told me not to tell”
Roxanne: “Tell what?
Bo: “Well she told me not to tell that there were nine muses and that we wisper in people’s ears to help them with intelegent air and that we live here and humans are not to be allowed into Kokonino Country and… oopsie”
Roxanne: “”Oopsie” what?”
Bo: “Uh nothing.”
Roxanne: “Uh something! tell me more”
Bo: “No!”
Roxanne: “Ok then! i guess i will be going”
Bo: “Go!”
Roxanne: “Bye” [walks in another direction. it is morning]
[Roxanne goes back to cave]

Kokopelli: “We gotta get that human out of here!”
Mimi: “Why? i like human company.”
Kokopelli: “Well i don’t! and if Urainia sees me with this human she will kill me!”
Mimi: “But-”
Kokopelli “No buts about this Mimi!