Food
At last, a thread EVERYONE can relate to.
Date: December 3, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
Saturday, 27 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
food. what do i like about food? hmmmmm….. well let’s start by naming the types of food we like. ……. wait, i cant decide!!!!! so let’s start by naming foods we HATE!!!!!!!!! i absolutley hate- brussel sprouts, zucini, spinach, and…….. um…. that’s it!!!!!! i think…
yay! thank you GAPA!
woohoo! first post! I think…*fingers crossed*
I like CHOKLIT!! yuuuum.
i like pretzels a lot. and mac+cheese. turkey sandwiches. chicken. mashed taters. ham. i’m not a vetetabley person. the only veggies i like are broccoli and corn. poor deprived me. oh vell. oh yeah best food EVER-fettuccini alfredo w/chicken and broccoli. yum.
aaaaw, 2nd post. oh vell. maybe next time.
what about green beans kricket? ickynasty… and anything from skool. skool food *gag* i can’t wait until courtney can drive us out for lunch (she gets her license first)
My mother is a chef, so I have interesting taste. As of now she is writing and testing popcorn recipes for the Popcorn Advisory Board. Yes, Virginia, there really is a Popcorn Advisory Board. I have had bright blue candy popcorn in the shape of a bowl, popcorn with tilapia (fish), white chocolate popcorn, caramel popcorn, and more things that lurk menacingly in the bottom of my conscience.
I’m not a comfort food person. Mine ultimate favorite dish as of now is sashimi, or really tempura. Tempura involves ice, hot oil, vegetables, shrimp, and enough calories to render a self-respecting cardiologist speechless. It is, however, delicious. I also adore mangoes, dark chocolate (flavonoids! antioxidiants! hand it over and no one gets hurt!) mushrooms, and a reasonable amount of Italian food. Japanese is pure heaven, Chinese is close, Thai is awesome, Indian makes me scream in delight, and American, surprisingly, I hate. I’m not a big burger person. What do Musers eat for breakfast? I dislike breakfast food and usually have leftovers (cold pizza is the best) or a soft-boiled egg. We have a German eggtimer you put in the pot along with the eggs that sings when its done.
I absolutely DETEST traditional Thanksgiving and Christmas food. I’ve always been of the ethnic-take-out group, but oh well. I guess its better if you have traditions. Winter makes me depressed. No light, snow (I live in America’s Gallbladder, OK, the US Midwest), cold, and no leaves. Snow reminds me of dandruff. I’ve rambled too long, haven’t I?
Food. Food. Food. Food. Don’t eat meat Food. Food. Food.
So ends the subliminal message.
I like…rice. And noodles. Starches=Love
Grr. I messed up the HTML again.
I’ve tried to fix it. Is it right now?
Uncle Paul’s going to give you his secret recipe. If you’re vegetarian, look away now.
It’s a yummy Black Country stew, and it’s easy. Basic method – chop lots of stuff, throw it in a pot and boil it.
Get a BIG saucepan. Preferably a catering thing that won’t fit properly on the cooker. No point in making small quantities. It will freeze nicely if you don’t scoff the lot straight away.
Chop a few onions. Fry them in oil in the bottom of the pan until they go soft and mushy.
Chuck in lots of chopped carrots (big chunks, please), and a couple of chopped parsnips (I think you call them Rutabagas, for some nonsensical reason). You can bung in some cabbage too if you like. Fill with water to the top of the veg and crumble in a couple of stock cubes. Bring to the boil.
Chop up some meat and add that too. And here’s the secret. More or less anything will work in this recipe – dead pig, dead cow, dead bird, whatever.Dead sheep is particularly good. But if you want it to be really special, use pig’s tails. You’ll have to ask your local butcher for them, because they normally go for dog food or cheap sausages, but they’re uttelry delicious in this. If you can get hold of them, they’ll probably be dirt cheap, so use lots. Chop them roughly, and bung them in the pot with all the rest. Give it a stir and simmer for about an hour.
Now add a few chopped potatoes and simmer for another hour or so. Stir it until the spuds break up and thicken it. You need to add quite a lot of spud to get this to work. Too little, and you end up with soup, but it’s OK. Ideally, you should end up with half the spuds still chunky, and the other half disappeared into the swamp.
Now, ideally, switch off, allow to cool overnight, and boil it up for eating the next day. It blends everyhing and improves the flavour. But who has that sort of discipline?
Enjoy!
Yep! Yaaaaay!
“A thread we can all relate to”?!?!! I hate food, and am offended that you sould start a thread for it!!!!! I’m joking. I’m promise. Don’t have a heart attack, MAP, we Musers can agree on something.
I like sweet potato casserole.
I love apple pie, cauliflower, VANILLA ICE CREAM *stares off into the distance and drools*, and a good cup of tea. Nothing like it. WIth 1 level teaspoon of sugar, not honey, and no milk. Milk spoils the experience. Green tea is good with a bit of lemon. Green tea tastes horrible at first but it grows on you, and gets rid of those nasty free radicals, which I get from rice pudding.
what local butcher?
rutabaga does not equal parsnip here.
parsnip = white carrot shaped thing that tastes awful unless you leave them in the ground until it’s frosty. then they’re sweet
rutabaga = yellow turnip shaped thing that should just be avoided
and are the pig tails curly? not that i’d eat them
Ginger! ginger is my favorite flavor – in just about any form
favorite winter food: 3x ginger scones. when I get home in the afternnoon. with fresh, candied & powdered ginger.
I like a lot of stuff, but I’m afraid to mention most of it lest Axa get mad at me. I do love hamburgers, and roast. I had a really awesome roast for supper. I love deer meat passionately, and I don’t think I could live without it. I know the deer aren’t tortured, since my dad and brothers kill it themselves. The last moments of the deer’s life were not ones of agony, but ones of, “hey, what was that sound?”
I also like non-meat items. I’m a big fan of fried okra. Most of y’all have probably never had it, but it’s deep fat fried, and anything that’s deep fat fried is delicious. Okra is no exception.
Hi!!!!!!!!! I like food food rocks and why would someone not like food they better like it or they’ll die unless they eat it even thought they don’t like it why would anyone not eat meat if I didn’t have meat I would die I think you’re all poor deprived little children and I’m tired of writing so I’m going to go somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, what happened to SOTWIAE’s comment? Did it get deleted, or something? She’s really harmless, you just have to ignore her.
Ah, but you see, the deer were not mutilated in slaughterhouses, and ther for most certainly had easier fates. I should hope. But since I’m certain your dad and brother know what they’re doing, I’m sure it’s better.
I like some meat, I admit, but I’m can’t eat it so much these days. As in, I’m physically unable. Sigh. I adore potatos, though.
My mom is always talking about some odd thing or another, and she’s told me what okra is a million times, though Ialways forget. XD
I like meat. Meat is good. I feel sorry for the animals and all, but I just don’t think eating them for nutrition and survival is bad. I, however, never wear fur. Oh yeah, and I also like banannas.
I wan’t saying that because my brothers and dad don’t tprture the deer, nobody does. I was just saying that, even if I felt guilty about eating other kinds of meat, I wouldn’t feel guitly about the deer, since I know for a fact that it was killed quickly and painlessly. And it’s so delicious, I think I would die without it. My mom makes everyhting out of deer meat, when we have full freezer. My cousin is always upset about it, until she tries the food. She always going “oh, but the poor deer, why did he have to die, that’s so sad” and then she tries a bite and she ends up eating more anyone else.
Has anyone else seen those Harry and David catalogs? all of their stuff always looks so good.. some of it probably is.. marketing is amazing, though..
I like chicken soup. And I also like pretty much anything with chocolate in it. And I love latkes. And I had deer meat once in about second grade or so and it was gross. I didn’t like it. And really, Pringles potato chips aren’t really that good, despite the fancy containers and stuff- it’s just basically like eating regurgitated potato. The regurgitated wood pencils aren’t that good either..
meat yes meat. yuuuum. poor aminals. but yuuuum.
oh yeah i also like chewing on rosemary leaves. yummers.
hot choklit’s good.
POPCORN!! not microwave…stove popcorn.
bananas are good. they’re also fun to say. bananabananabananabanana…
I TOTALLY agree about the Pringles. And about the latkas. I have never eaten deer, but I have had duck once. It was good, but it was MESSY. I don’t really like chicken, unless it is baked wth a layer of potatos, peppers, and onions like my mom makes it. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. And my dad makes the best omlettes and hash browns in the world.
Oh, I love hash browns. My bubbe used to make them, and they were really good. Of course, they were probably horrible for us and artery-clogging and all that good stuff but they were really good…
phoenix, ur bragging about the omlets, AGAIN.
i’ve never had deer. in part because it has never been served to me and in part beacuse my backyard is the equivilent of a der nursery. the deer are so CUTE when they’re babies.
i have had buffalo though. my grandmother makes the best buffalo.
oh, I LOVE buffalo. And Zyv, you know I have a perfect right to dwell on the omelettes, you have had them, remember? my brother stole your fork and took a big bite out of your omelete?
I want to relate a classic random story about Zyviva: last year I went over to her house to study, and after lunch we took a break and went for a walk in the woods behind her house. There is a creek about a half acre from her house, and it is cursed. More about that later. Anyway, this was midwinter and the ground was frozen mud and the creek was frozen over. I was standing on the bank looking down, and then… the edge gave way. I fell right in, and started to sink. I tried to climb out but unfortunately the slope was steep and covored with ice. Well, Zyviva was standing on a small island you can reach by a tree trunk bridge, and I would like to say that she ran right back and pulled me out, and everything was fine. Unfortunately, that would be a downright lie. What she did do was stand around chortling for about forever while I kept on sinking, and then, still cracking up, she pulled me out. Ever since then I have never been able to go within fifteen feet of that creek without falling in, probably because I was always wearing sneakers when I was there. I usually go outside barefoot, giving me awful calluses and a better grip on slippery rock. Next time I’ll take off my shoes.
Vegemite, vegemite…Has anyone actually had vegemite? The Austalian counselors at my summer camp loved the stuff. It sounds….strange.
Vegemite is, if I may say so, TERRIBLE! To try the flavour:
Open mouth. Toss in some rotting cow, a few cases of carbolic soap, a barrel or two of salt, some fish while you’re at it, and any smelly gym socks you can find. Swallow. After you’ve finished gagging, imagine, if your stomach can still stand it, multiplying the taste by three. That would be Vegemite’s approximate flavour.
my favorite food is fiesta cake
mine is Tom Kai Gai and Palast Indian Spinach and Curry Chicken (palast indian kind.)
:_)
oops.
Food. Yum.
When It comes to food, I LUV FOOD!
Choklit is good, but my favorite actuall meal is Phad Tai, an asian noodle dish with peanuts, cilantro, sauce, and shrimp.Yummmm. I also like sushi, and put salad dressing on my potatoes, salad(obviously), corn, rice, etc. etc. However, collard greens and mustard greens are pure evil.Evil, evil, evil.
Evil. Also, I think that french fatty goose liver is really inhumane and cruel. I do not remember the name, and do not want to embarres myself by trying to spell it.
The only food I’ve tried that I really didn’t like is steak and kidney pie. (Apologies to Paul Baker and all britishkind.)
I really WANTED to like it. I got it at a funny old restaurant in London. I was hungry. I ordered it. Other people around me appeared to be eating it with gusto. So how bad could it be?
Let’s just say I couldn’t get past the third bite.
I do like Vegemite, though!
i never want to try that ever!!!!!!
Baklava is KOOL! And souvlaki. And spinach pie. And all greek food. And cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches. And venison. And freedom fries (that is so pointless) and CHOKLIT!!!!
O yeah I have a question b/c/ I am ignorant about everything outside of my little AMerican box.
Is british food really that nasty?
I know Weetabix is, and Vegemite is SICK SICK SICK NASTY DISGUSTING!!!!!
And I had this little treacle cake in a can and to describe the taste, take 3 cups of corn syrup and dissolve 3 cups of sugar in it. Cook to consistency of slime and saturate a perfectly good cake with it. Enjoy!
But I think British chips are WAY better than our excuse for chips.
To be even more random, I have a really good “recipes for dummies” thingy for popcorn. Cook some unbuttered, unsalted popcorn, and then put melted butter and sugar on it. SOOOO Gooood!
i like yorkshire pudding. i don’t really know why because by the usual laws of What Is Yummy it should be disgusting. but whatever. I’m strange sometimes.
meh. british chips are fries. you mean like chip chips? what do brits call chips anyway? like potato chips?
so STRANGE!!! chips are chips and fries are fries and that is the story the end.
EXCEPT for the brits who HAVE to have weird names for stuff.
oh vell. they’re cool anyway.
I like dark choklit, and milk choklit, and organic choklit, and mint choklit, and…and…CHOKLIT!!
baklava is goooooooooooooooooooood.
OH! elephant ears! cinnamon ones! those are good.
American fries = British chips. American chips = British crisps.
Just had a scary thought. What if Koko gets his hands on a STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE???? The ultimate weapon — against me at least.
Hi, choklithotpinkbuneez,
I don’t think all British food is bad at all. Just steak and kidney pie. I’ve only spent a week or so in England, though, so I’m no expert.
I did have some really good food there. Tasty little cakes and sandwiches at tea time…scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam… Yum!
Clotted cream tastes like a mishmash of butter and whipped cream and a touch of sour cream.
Speaking about bad fod, school food is (usually) terrible. In my old school, this person once took a bite of this hamburger, then opened it up to put katchup on it. There was a large, grub-worm-like object, moving around on the meat. When he asked the cafeteria attendant if he could recieve a refund, she told him it was fat, and he should just eat it. Ewwwwww! The Cohealtecon (i believe thats how you spell it)native Americans left fish out in the open for days, then ate it when it was full of maggots. Not because of strande medicinal/ religous purpouses, but because it tasted good. It must have been one of those “aquired tastes”.
oh yeah. skool food.
the checkout guy is EVIL!!! I had enough for lunch but not cookies so he made me pay for the lunch and not get the cookies when i could have BORROWED the lunch and bought the cookies in the other line. which i would have done, but he saw that i had a dollar. grr.
and the lunches are tiny too.
never, NEVER eat skool meat. See artemis fowl’s post for a reason.
well chicken nuggets aren’t always bad…
yaay for brit food!
crisps? crisps. hmm. interesting….
blehfood.
broccolli
meat besides beef
spaggeti sauce
gravy
british ‘chips’
veggies
most fruit
guacamole
beans of any kind
pizza
marshmallows
carmel
and many, many more
I got food poisoning from skool chicken patties last week. Nothing serious. Except [just in case any of you are eating right now, this section has been deleted]. EEEEEEEEEEEW. Ickyickynasty.
I like bacon in stuff, chicken (when not at skool), cherries, strawberries, starfruit, kiwis, Chinese broccoli, salt, sugar, and soda. (the three s’s)
And, of course, BANANANANANANANANANANANAS!!! Note extra na’s, as in that annoying Beatles song whose name secapes me at the moment.
Hold on. Does “blehfood” mean that these are things you don’t like? What’s left? Beef, eggs, rice, and chocolate?
mac ‘n’ cheese, no eggs, oranges, apples, ice cream……. ‘blehfood’ means ‘bad food’
Chicken nuggats aren’t always bad!?! Nevernevernever eat school chicken nuggets unless they are tested fur rubberyness. At my old school, chicken nuggets bounced. Generally, peas and hot dogs had an extreme probability of also being bouncy . And green. And undercooked. And frozen. And ewwwwww.
Anyways, here are some choklit semicolons to sweep the nasty food from your mind. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
I’m glad I don’t go to school. I get to eat a lot of pizza, McDonalds, hot pockets, corn dogs, and chicken nuggets. It’s all good.
What’s a hot pocket?
*gasp* blasphemy!
a hot pocket is a little bread thingy filled with stuff. the best kinds are ham+cheese and chicken+broccoli. don’t eat the pizza-flavored ones. anyway, they’re frozen, so you just put them in the microwave and warm them up. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. good stuff.
What?!!?? Don’t eat the pizza flavored ones!?!!?? Those are the best kind!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banana of Truth (43) It’s Hey Jude. Don’t mess with me on Beatles songs, I’ll beat you on even the most obscure ones.
I’ve never had the dubious pleasure of consuming a hot pocket. I will jump at the chance, anyway. I usually hate nuked food, though. Just to warn you. And McDonalds? HOW CAN YOU EAT MCDONALDS AND NOT HAVE AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF GUILT AND LOSS OF CULTURED AND POLITE EXTERIOR, MG? HOW CONSCIENTIOUS ARE YOU, ANYWAY? Go sit in a corner and read Fast Food Nation with the APATHETIC cap on your head. McDonalds is a shame and a travesty to America. It’s one of the roots of Evil. And I’m not talking about the Jungian tree. Besides the health issues, which I won’t go into, the point is that the wages are terrible, the conditions are worse, and the whole thing makes my blood pressure go alarmingly up. OK? So do me a favor and think of the poor ethnic minorities next time you want fries with that.
Desolez. That was unfair of me, but someone HAD to say that and nobody else would have. And you SHOULD feel bad.
oh, I never get fries with that. nope. just the burger.
ok sry for laughing at you there. Couldn’t resist. Now I’ll give serious thought to what you’re saying.
Ebeth: *starts seriously thinking, something that is usually only done under the most extreme circumstances. I guess this must be an extreme circumstance*
yes the beatles ROCK!!! which is why they’re a ROCK band! YAAAAAAAY!!!!! *starts singing*
*falls over under the weight of a hundred flying pies*
McDonalds IS evil! Down with McDonalds! Ew!
It seems that the world goes into lapses of insane craziness and funny randomness when you post threads like these. “Food”, what an interesting subject…
Ha, just kidding. I’m feeling slightly hyperactive myselft today. I wish I could get out of this habit of… Writing “non-randomly”, but unfortunately, I know nought how to do so.
Anyhow, just in case you are wondering, I like seafood (and one occasionally gets the “EWWW” when mentioning this)… Hmmm, maybe except for shrimp, I dislike eating those at times. I like… potatoes and fruit and coconuts and applesauce and cheese and pizza and tomatoes and… and… Well, the list goes on.
Oh yes, I am new to this, so here is a warm and friendly shout out to my fellow Musers.
i like potatoes too.
My band played Hey Jude, Seargent Pepper’s Lonely Heart;s Club Band and Magical Mystery Tour for the homecoming fieldshow. That was funn.
I like onions.
I like broccolli. C’est delicieux.
*gasp* now i’m jealous. i love sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band. hey jude is cool even if it gets annoying sometimes. and the magical mystery tour just totally rocks.
yes broccoli lovers unite!
I had stromboli for dinner. first time. pretty good!
Welcome to museblog, “The Ahhh!”. I also like vegetable Sushi, and shrimp ,but no other types of seafood. Onions and broccoli rule.Has anyone here tried chocolate covored ants? I have never, (but I want to). Wait.. are the ants dead before they chocolatize them ? ew…….
mean.
I love pumpkin pie! 3.14159 etc. etc!
Israel has kosher McDonalds. I assume American McDonalds tastes just as putrid as Israeli McDonalds.
haha, my cousin is obssessed w/the number pi. I have no idea why.
anyway, random connections to my secret and mysterious life (wow, i have one of those? when did i get that?)
i hope the ants were dead first because i would hope they would sanatize them before they choklitized them.
I like the taste of McDonald’s burgers (yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I admit it!!!! I will just disard all pretense and admit that shocking fact), the health concerns are minimal if you only eat it on occasion, and the wages and conditions are legal. If it wasn’t okay, safe, and humane, they wouldn’t be allowed to do it. Just because some people give their employies more money doesn’t mean McDonald’s is giving them too little.
I admit, McDonalds has cleaned up their act. The whole beef fries thing was strange, but they seem to be trying to promote their
healthy look now.
Japanese restaurants have bizarre ice cream flavors. Green tea, Plum….the plum one is so good.
it hath begun
Has anyone tasted white chocolate ice cream? THAT IS MY FAVORITE TYPE! There is this place called “Amy’s Ice cream” I love that place! They serve every tye of ice cream that I have heard of (except for garlic, plum, and green tea). They can crush any type of candy/nut/many types of cookies into the ice cream! After a while, the white chocolate ends up tasting like vanilla, because I get a head freeze. There are only about of five of those resturaunts in the intire world, and are all located in Texas. Ice cream!!! May pi live forever 3.14159! It makes math more interesting.
vanilla Haagen Daaz. I rest my case.
never heard of white chocolate ice cream….. but it sounds — okay….. i still like vanilla better…… because chocolate is nasty!
never had white choklit ice cream…white choklit’s good though.
hey! i like choklit ice cream!
but sherbet’s better. yuuuumm.
what is vanilla Haagen Daaz?
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I like apple best.
A thanks to you for greeting me *bows*… I don’t like broccoli much, only raw and dipped in ranch or on pizza… Oh yes, Haagen Daaz is very mucheh good…
Here I must take my leave…
Good nigh.
Juliette from a while back- I am the master of Beatle Trivia. Bow to me.
Or at least I used to be- I haven’t had a lot of time in the past year or so to brush up on my m4d sk1llz.
pish tush. beatles fans are all obssessed. either you’re obssessed or you’re not really a fan, just sort of a…i dunno…listener…
omg yesterday sarah showed us this awesome cd that had every single beatles song ever and could go into the comp and it showed all the alblums and you could click on them and choose songs and it gave you lyrics and stuff…i was SO close to grabbing it and running away. we wants it precious…
but anyway that really has nothing to do w/food so i will say that there is a giant overcooked carrot banging my door down coming to torture me. (I despise overcooked carrots. *coughSKOOLcough*)
my loooooovee…..
my prrrrreeeeeeeeeecccccccccccciiiiiiiiiioouuuuuuuusssss…..
LOTR RULES!!!!!!!!!
no i did not just realize that….
pish tosh. Not pish tush. That means, “your rear end is worthless”.
LOTR rules almost as much as pi!
Once, I was making pumpkin pie, and wanted to know what the mashed pumpkin guts stuff tasted like plain. I tried a spoonfull, and almost threw up.Supertotallyewwwwwwwwwwww!
maybe my rear end is worthless. you never know…
anyway, i pronounce it as pish tush so if i said pish tosh it would be wrongity wrong wrong WRONG! for me anyway.
YES LOTR YES!!!!!!!
my aunt+co just sent us choklit and homemade hard candy for christmas. yuuumm (we didn’t open the other stuff! promise! she told us which ones were food so they didn’t melt)
i had a mint one. (the hard candy) yummmmmmmers.
pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi SPLAT!!! ip ip ip ip ip ip ip ip
I like mashed pumkin guts.
I only like mashed pumpkin guts to feel when carving out a pumpkin, not to eat. (Unless they have cinnimon and sugar on them, or if they are baked in a 3.14159). Everything tastes better with cinnimon and sugar on them. And nutmeg or cloves. Yum. Spices. Have you noticed that, after a while, banana bread, zucchini bread, and sweet potato bread tasted the same. Same spices, really.
I LOVE PUMKIN BREAD! *drools*
Pumpkin Bread?!?
I have never heard if it. It probably tastes like zucchini bread. Yummm!
I once grew a zucchini plant in my garden, but it became very annoying. That plant produced about two zucchinis per day. My family had many loaves of zucchini bread, and was giving extras away to relatives.
*gasp* you have never heard of pumpkin bread??!!??
*faints*
*recovers*
go eat some! NOW!!!!
you have a garden? that rocks. if i had a garden all i would plant would be strawberries and rosemary leaves. of course they would all die cuz i’d never take care of them…so sad *sniffsob* but i ♥ strawberries. And chewing on rosemary leaves. i’m strange like that…
i luv pumpkin bread!!!!!!!! (i’d put in a heart but i don’t want to)
BLEH!!! BEWARE THE HORRORS OF FRIED LIVER WITH ASPARAGUS DIPPED IN COD LIVER OIL SWIMMING IN A POOL OF MUSHROOMS AND BUTTER! aGGH, GOOBLY GOOP!
Ew. Kitkat, that does sound nasty. Ewewewewe. Happy post-sed. I don’t think the climate where I live is appropriate for strawberries. I do have a Rosemerry bush. Well, I used to in the summer, but it is now buried under a few inches of snow. When I used to live in Texas I had a mega-huge gi-normous rosemerry plant blahblahblahblah I used to love eating those leavesblahblhahblahnowitmakesmekinda”homesick”whenIeatRosemerryleavesbecauseIwannamovebackblahblahbllahbhalblahblahblahHAPPYSED!blahblah. Okay. Done talking about how I am dying to move back to Texas. blahblahblahblahtoocoldhereblahblahschooltooun-challengi
ngblahblahblahhhhIDon’tThinkYouCouldUNderstandThatBecausTheOfLackOfSppaces.
i luv pumpkin & zucini bread
i will stop posting now because my computer still hates me
computer: you are having too much fun on the internet! it will now take you longer too load things!
me: nooooooooooooo
cpu: no, you may not look at narnia trailers!
me: nooooo!
cpu: mwa ha ha! every time you click on something the evil spinning beachball will appear!
Me: ahhhhhhh!
cpu: now every time you change your window size! scroll something! type a few words!
me: (spontaniously combusts)
We used to have a rosemary plant, but it died, mostly. It was really big, too, but it was taking over the garden so I guess it’s okay. And believe me, you don’t want to move back to Texas. Or have you forgotten the summer months where it’s over 100 and 90% humidity for days….
I LOVE SUPER WARM WEATHER! And humidity. Warm Weather+ humidity= swimming= happy Aremis Fowl II. And thats where many of my friends areblahblahblahblahTexansaresoweirdsoifitrightinblahblahblah. Who here likes sushi. Sweet potato tempura sushi= good eats.
Sushi is such an awesome word SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI! I never get tired of that word. Sushi, sushi, sushi…
Happy Artemis Fowl=Happy Tiki Tiki Dude=Happy Parents=(:
Food is Doof backwards. Food is good. Doof is better!
I am happy Tiki TIki Dude is feeling pleased with his doof. That should be a Museblog official word! yaaay!
Tiki Tiki Dude is female! Can Sed also be an official word? Pweasey Pwease pwease? Happy Sed!
We have official museblog words?
yes.
like choklit.
Dude ! I am NOT FEMALE! I am a mystery gender……..
Muahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah
No one Shall ever Know!!!
DOOF!
OOF! I just got hit on the head with some Doof!
Heeheeheehee
Hi The AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AH! THE AAAAAAH IS TERRIFYING ME!
Once I was feeling bored during math class, so I invented some interesting recipes. Here’s a sample:
Old Lady Fatkins’s Sugary Fudgy-Maple Slopcakes
Ingredients: sugar, maple syrup, melted fudge, honey, melted choklit, jimmies, flour, fat
Instructions: Mix everything together except the jimmies. Deep-fat fry on a griddle until made into crunchy cakes. Pour extra maple syrup on top and finish off with the jimmies.
So it’s basically a piece of sugar, with flour.
Right now I want sushi. Very much.
::: ::: ::: ::: ::: (virtual sushi seen from side)
Byebye
The best food in the entire world is this fudge you make from a mix. I LOVE it. Empanadas are also delicious. And nothing, NOTHING, NNNNNOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHIIIIINNNNNGGGGG, beats chocolate.