While attending a holiday gathering, Lady Bunniful admired some animal-themed headwear designed and created by Olivia, her honorary niece (and Muser-age friend). One might hope a woman of Lady B.’s years and experience, particularly in matters lagomorphic, would exercise caution in approaching any object bearing even the slightest resemblance to winsome, long-eared mammals of rosy hue. Dear Blogger, it grieves me to relate this was not the case at all. No sooner had she noticed the chapeau lapinesque but she clapped it upon her head, Urania save us, not stopping to consider the possible consequences of such an impulsive act. The fact that the hat was indeed exceedingly becoming should have served as further warning rather than the encouragement she took it to be. Folly, thy name is Bunniful.
Within moments her nose began to twitch; her facial muscles tightened; the whites of her eyes became more pronounced.
O dearest MuseBlogger, it distresses me greatly to think what sensations of agony must have twisted within her limbs and consciousness, as once begun, the horrific process known as *shudders violently* bunnification proceeded apace.
Thus might the brief, glorious career of our graphics GAPA have ended in a zombified glaze of hot pink, had not Olivia’s quick wits and leporidal-arts training come to the rescue. The valiant girl, overcoming the horror that would have rooted a lesser soul to the spot, leapt forward and snatched the hat from Lady Bunniful’s head.
Rebecca wishes it known she appears to be well on her way to full recovery and she in no way holds Olivia responsible for the events of Sunday afternoon; indeed, she maintains nothing but gratitude for the quick thinking that prevented certain tragedy.
*shudders violently* *hides*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*perishes*
OH MY GOODNESS DEAR SENSIBILITY SAVE US BEFORE WE EXPIRE THE HORROR THE HORROR PLEASE NO NO NO NO STOP!!!!!
*falls insensible to floor*
I showed Pan and we both burst out laughing. We soon went back to realize how serious this is, and hopes that Lady Bunniful will be more careful in the future.
Oh dear! That was a narrow escape!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN THE HAT! BURN THE HAT!
*hides under table*
Never Ever Wear Hot Pink.
Now I know the real secret of Tom Riddle’s diary, it was controlled by hpb’s. Woops, I forgot to scream.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*pinches self repeatedly*
Na, it’s not a dream.
Oh, now it is.
Oh dear.
8- I’d listen. I’d certainly like to find out about it.
11- Seconded.
A story! A story!
11- Thirded! I love stories!
The third picture is chillingly similar to another image:
Maybe someday we’ll feel up to telling the whole story of what happened last April 1.
AHH!
Whoa!!! Be careful people, the bunnies are lurking everywhere!
And, yes, I’d like to hear the story too.
LOL I AM DYING.
Haha I love it. If I wasn’t in Florida on my mom’s computer with no Photoshop I would totally do it to myself. LOL and I also want that hat so bad. Why don’t we put it on Musery?
sorry for the 2post.
8- I would like to know, myself. It was a day that’s events should be told so it may be prevented.
Sorry, we’re all still suffering from post-lagomorphic stress disorder. Someday, perhaps.
OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH. *hyperventilates hysterically* Lady Bunniful, you are so incredibly lucky to be alive, I don’t know what we would have done if bunnification had taken place. -barely restrains self from screaming- That was close, too close.
-16 you’re dying? great….at least we won’t have an overflowing amount of lol’s.
*explodes violently*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Bunniful, I’m so glad you’re okay still! I hope you’re doing better now, even thought the shock of these grusome events will always be vivid in our minds. As vivid perhaps as the hot pink that you turned when wearing that cap. Oh the horror!
*puts up caution tape* *picks up bunny hat with bunnyproof gloves* *takes it to HPB lab for more research*
*screams* *runs away*
I seem to be seeing HPBs everywhere: in the comics (seriously, it was supposed to be a plot to capture the Easter Bunny, but its characteristics highly reminded me of how we classify HPBs and to top it all of it was hot pink) in a tree branch (me seeing things)…
Ahhh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhh!
I’m so glad you’re okay, Lady Bunniful…
*shudders* I think I’ll avoid all hats for a very long time…
I’l send in a picture I have of a HPB that took me by surprise some months ago.
It jumped out of a box of old candles and scared me to death, followed me to my room, where I successfully took a few pictures of it atop my colonial chest and has spent the rest of it’s time on the windowsill watching every move I make and making snide comments on my violin prectice sessions.
GAPAs, checkest ye thy email! Post them where you like, or not at all, I don’t really mind.
27- I sent some pictures, too.
(27) Got the pictures, MF.
(28) Do you mean the ones you sent yesterday?
As I’m trying to wind down for the day, I need to avoid getting sucked into the graphics quicksand; so I hope you won’t mind waiting another day for picture posting.
29- Yes, those ones.
I can wait another day. You’re probably still worn out from your *shudders* traumatizing experience.
29~ Not at all, do whatever you like. I hope you have a nice and restful night, after what hapened over Easter.
Ooh, that’s creepy. Best wishes for your recovery.
This may be totally random, but I brought 500,000 of those hats here. See ya! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those of you who asked for details of the true story of the events of last April 1st, this photograph may help to explain why the memories are simply too disturbing to contemplate.
Oh my…*flees*
Ugh. I haven’t been able to eat lettuce since.
Oh no! I’m so sorry GAPAs! *banishes evil HPBs*
34- Holy Halekalea! Evil Borg Bunnies!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Soooo scary…
(37) Yes, it’s true, KaiYves; since you weren’t here at the time we first revealed this, here’s another look at the awful truth:
*shudders* *faints*
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Well, it could be worse. It could be ZOMBIE Borg Hot Pink Bunnies, may that never, ever, EVER come to pass.
*screams of terror*
39- Ooo, I remember that pic! It was what greeted me when I first came to MuseBlog… *shudders*
don’t even think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i may be scarred for life!
ZOMBIE borg hot pink bunnies?????????????
34~ AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies in horror*
There’s something happening out there. Something beyond even our understanding.
AHH!
34- Obviously Robert was the first to fall, and he was deepest into the bunnification process when the invasion pulled out. Poor guy must be tough. I don’t know if I could come through something like that with all my faculties intact.
Not to mention one’s sense of humor.
49- It is amazing you can still write wonderful SSSSs about HPBs. I don’t think I could. *shudders*
Hmmm…I just noticed that that spaceship resembles the vogon ships in the HG2TG movie.
AAAAAA! Run while you still can!!!
52- There’s no use in running. The helibunnies will track you down.
53 – HELIBUNNIES?????? *faints deadaway*
35- OHMY. *shudders* No wonder…
46- Most definitely…
I think they’re in Florida. I saw one yesterday, but I also saw a cat. And cats eat bunnies, right? RIGHT?
55- Oh Phobos… the shuttle’s landing in Florida in four hours.
56- WHAT?
*rushes off to headquarters* This calls for drastic action.
Agent 293c: REPORT: TOP PRIORITY
MuseBlogger Kiki the Great reports sighting of enemy in Florida. MuseBlogger KaiYves reports that space shuttle is landing in Florida at 7:00 PM Central time. Conclusion: Bunnies plan to launch offensive on space shuttle and gain control of Cape Canaveral, and thus of American space program. Projected objective of enemy: Seizure of extraterrestrial bodies/destruction of crucial satellites and/or ISS. Recommended action: Send strike force to Florida with bunnyproof armor (design: Penguini v.1) and depigmentizer dart guns.
*goes to Florida w/ bunny-proof suit* *takes out fifty before fainting*
It’s a shame that mission that carried Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber was back in October. They need it now! (Oh, and touchdown is now sceduled for 8:39)
39-That was my wallpaper for the longest time…
My mom started laughing quite madly today, and I wondered why, and she pointed at the window. I peered out with caution, expecting to see some random squirrel in the sunset, but instead….
I SAW A HUGE PINK BUNNY HEAD SHAPED CLOUD WITH EYES AND A NOSE AND EARS AND THE WAVEY MOUTH. *dies*
Obviously, I covered my motheres eyes and ushered her to a safe place (her closet) to calm down and get over this horrific expeirence.
I just caught the words, “…seemingly innocent hat proves possessed of strange and malevolent powers…” as I scrolled down the page, and the first image to appear in my head was the cover of Starcross.
61- Hmm. Perhaps the bunnies are related to Moobs? There’s a certain family resemblance… white eyes, mind control…
62- Ahh.
Maybe you’re right! *won’t say any more for fear of spoilers* But that is interesting. Further research must be conducted.
I say, that is the scariest picture I have seen the GAPAs post.
AHH! Disney… Playhouse… iTunes… T.V…. Buunies!
63- No need to fear. I’ve read Starcross. Five times.
And I still wish Wild Will Melville had won. (Sorry for double post. Just occured to me.)
66- No, I meant for other people who might read these posts.
I only read Larklight twice. I could never read something more than twice on a short span of time. It would drive me insane.
O*K*, No one noticed my warning in 65* O*K*, In iTunes Search for Bunnyvtown* click the first link (Bunnytown,season 1) Read the description* look at the bunny* scream* The HPBs are coming after Kids!
*Note: I too, am useing POSOC’s System, But only in dire times.
*scream* Teh bunnies are taking OVER!
*scream* EEK BUNNIES BUNNIES BUNNIES! *runs around screaming* *passes out*
71- *takes bucket of cold water* *throws it on Kokonilly’s head*
72 – *reawakes* Brr… I can never look at Easter the same way again.
Aah me scared (closes eyes)
-Furby
Gasp! *Runs and hides under the bed*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!
and similar remarks.
*dies*
oh, wait, I’m dead already.
Speaking of evil bunnies…. The killer demon bunny stalks Youtube again…. muahahahaha….Man that picture is creepy though.
Hey, isn’t the Energizer Bunny pink? Not really hot pink though, it’s a paler shade…
78 – Yeah. I think it’s okay though. Not evil.
79- He can’t be evil, he fought against Darth Vader.
80 – Yeah, I suppose you’re right. Wait. Huh?
81- In a commercial. You can read about it on Wookieepedia.
Holy crap.
This is strange. It is especially scary since there has been an epidemic of pinkfur, and it has been afflicting not only musers, so the non-musers have no idea who it is they are becoming similar to. Oh well, perhaps it is for the best that they do not know what they are about to become……..I will email a few photos of victims to the gapas shortly.
I think I saw the left I on the last picture move.
Now that it’s been over a year since the bunny invasion, can we hear the full story?
86- Yes! Full story! Tell us!
I have told a guy at my school that hpbs will prevail over transformers. He is obsessed with transformers as much as i am with hot pink bunnies.
88- Yeah, a single HPB could pwn every Transformer in existence, including the weird vending-machine one.
We were reading this book called “Call it Courage” and there were these “man eaters’ they reminded me of HPBs!
51- Watch some Trek
90- i disagree, i would go more for the shark…
sorry to 2post but i think this might be a second hpb war… wat if all the gapas become gapahpbs (great and powerful administraitive hot pink bunnies) *eek*
92- It happened once. April 1st, 2007. I was Prarilius Canix back then. *shudders*
yes but this might be armegeddon. like the first fateful war all those years ago
*shudders even more violently*
Wouldn’t it be funny if POSOC had actually called the Cape to warn them?
“You’ve got to do something! The Hot Pink Bunnies are going to steal the shuttle!
“Is this a joke?”
“No, I’m serious!”
“Kids. Hmph.”
This thread is dying.
*checks date of last post*
I rest my case.
I still rest my case.
continuing…
*scream! at the top of your lungs!*
I had not seen this before now! Ohhh, that is scary..
I.WANT.THAT.HAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am exploring the purple distance.
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Apparently it goes on for quite some time.
FREAKY!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Oh my.
Being a MuseBlog Administrator is sometimes more exciting than you might think.
*upon seeing the pictures of poor Lady Bunniful, hides under her bed and screams in error*
They are going to get us! They…will DESTROY US ALL! *is involuntarily paranoid*
Exploration time again!
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It does go on a while.
Oh my gawd! *hyperventilates*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DESTROY THE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead thread! But dear me, that is a scary photo. Praise Olivia for saving LadyB.
Oh, gosh. That last one is really freaky. I agree with Ducky. DESTROY THE HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUSH IT DOWN THE LOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
That last sentence made me crack up.
*runs away*
*runs back*
*can’t decide what side I’m on*
Now can you tell us the full story of April 1st, GAPAs? It’s been nearly two years.
Seconded.
We know that a book of evil magic was involved and Robert was briefly turned into a cyborg…
Oddly, I don’t remember the details at all clearly. All that’s left is an aftertaste of unspeakable revulsion. Could it have been…the Lagonomicon?
Pah, excuses.
That’s easy for some people to say.
I’m just being annoyingly snarky; I’m not even really sure what this is about.