A perennially popular series of threads in which MBers vent their frustrations and display their creativity by abusing the blog’s favorite scapegoat, 
. It really does seem to make people feel better.
Continued from Dissing Mr. Joe, Again.
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Mr. Joe killed the dinosaurs.
1 – You mean like the ones in your fanfic?
Joe was the one who planted the pipe bomb in “mysterious ticking noise” Voldemort hired him.
Joe shot JFK.
Joe, I hope you get shot and killed, be reincarnated, fall into a vat of acid, be reincarnated, blow up, be reincarnated, eaten by a fish, be reincarnated, get hit by a bus, be reincarnated, sucked up by a tornado, be reincarnated, get in a motorcycle accident, be reincarnated, get hit by a meteor, be reincarnated, fall off a 10,000 foot high cliff, be reincarnated, get smashed with a giant hammer, be reincarnated, and then stabbed to death by dull pencils. And not get reincarnated.
3- And he worked alone!
I hope Mr. Joe falls off a million-foot cliff into a pit of alligators, with his bloody remains dumped in a pit of hydrochloric acid, and get reincarnated into a torturous life in which you are reincarnated every time after you:
are stabbed to death with thumbtacks
are eaten slowly by thousands of ants
implode
explode
get compressed
get strangled to death with ivy vines
fall into the hands of:
vicious HPBs
Nazis
Sizans
angry MuseBloggers (hee hee)
mad little old ladies with lead purses
6 – Don’t forget the T-Rex, Giant HPB, Dark Phoneix, and Darth Vader.
sorry for the double post but 6 – don’t forget angry male platypi!
Joe is the reason the Cubs haven’t won the World Series in 100+ years. Joe is also responsible for the rising gas prices. It was Joe who caused the Stock Market Crash and the Great Depression. Joe’s middle name is Hactar, and he started the Krikkit Wars. Joe lives in the Bermuda Triangle, and destroys anyone who shows up to bother him. And he smiles that annoying smile through it all.
Joe is the reason for Apollo 1, Challenger, Columbia, and Mars Polar Lander.
Joe Sucks.
And yeah, that smile is pretty annoying.
Joe is the reason I have a B in art.
Mr. Joe is the reason Mom won’t give back my eyeliner.
I HATE YOU MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is a spudsquiddlingspinefig.
Mr. Joe has had too many happy pills today.
The annual meeting of the
Anti-Defamation League will now come to- *squish**
*the above being the closest typographical approximation of the sound an emoticon makes when five hundred angry Musers descend on it
Makes more Joe’s for the MBer’s to kill:
Some things are space heaters. Mr. Joe is a space hater.
9, yeah Mr. Joe, why the White Sox and not the Cubs? Huh?
Mr.Joe is the reason so many people died during the China Earthquake. Mr.Joe is the reason for World War I, World War II, and he will soon start World War III, Mr.Joe is the reason John Lennon is dead *sobs* THAT’S A REALLY BIG INSULT Mr.JOE, THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL, He is also the reason George Harrison *sobs even more* That’s not as big as John Lennon, but it’s HUGE, GINORMOUS I TELL YOU!
19- *consoles Beatlesrockr* There, there, we all hate Mr. Joe, and Mr. Joe is also the reason the Lightning changed their logo and suck now, he is the reason Blink-182 broke up, he is the reason that Hillary is still going at it and won’t admit that Barack has won.
#%&* YOU, MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe is an abhorred monstrosity.
And I doubt anyone’s ever payed him such a high compliment!
19- I HATE JOE! WHY BLINK-182? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
WHY DID THEY BREAK UP?
Sorry. I’m ranting now.
Mr. Joe is the reason I get 4-5 hours of homework a night, and I’m not even in high school yet.
23-Woot! I second that. *is unable to resist urge too pie Joe with golf ball and cement pie* (sorry if this goes against protocol) *pies*
Wow, this thread is getting more angry by the second.
MR. JOE, YOU HAD THE IDEA OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1 AND 2, AND YOU ARE THE REASON THE PEOPLE ALL STINK AT SINGING (except Ashley Tisdale, who was somewhat OK), AND YOU ARE THE REASON LINDSEY LOHAN WENT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BERSERK AND WASTED ALL OF HER TALENT, AND YOU’RE THE REASON MY SISTER IS ANNOYING, AND YOU’RE THE REASON THE BEATLES BROKE UP…
25- *absolute agreement* AND YOU MADE OIL SPILLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND YOU CANCELLED FUTURAMA *sniff* AND YOU ARE LAURA MALLORY’S RIGHT HAND MAN IN BANNING HARRY POTTER, AND YOU ARE THE DEVIL’S SIDEKICK, AND YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HATES ME NOW, AND YOU CREATED MY SCHOOL THEREFORE MAKING IT EVIL, AND YOU ARE PART OF THE SCHOOL IN MAXIMUM RIDE, AND YOU ARE THE REASON JIM DIDN’T PROPSE TO PAM ON THE SEASON FINALE OF THE OFFICE, AND YOU KILLED THE DODOS, AND YOU KICKED ALL THE NATIVE AMERICANS OUT OF AMERICA SO THE WHITE SETTLERS COULD TAKE OVER, AND YOU ARE THE REASON THAT OKAPI ARE ENDANGERED, AND YOU JUST SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you made The Runaway Bride (worst movie evah)
Joe doesn’t even make a good punching bag–too floppy.
27- *snarl* I’ll punch him anyway, the b@$%@&^. *growl growl, bark bark* Swans can bite, you know, Mr. Joe. And they hurt, too.
Mr. Joe is the reason I have to right a giant English research paper. He’s also the reason I’m procrastinating and writing on MuseBlog instead.
I feel sorry for Mr. Joe.
Mr. Joe denies the Moon Landings, the Holocaust, AND Global Warming.
30 – You feel sorry for him?
31 – So he’s stupid, stupid and insensitive, AND stupid and stupider? That fits.
30 – Grr… that makes you as bad as him! *growl*
29- OMG, same situation! I have a 15 page essay on Jane Austen due on Monday, and look what I’m doing! This is Mr. Joe’s fault.
That is my arsenal, Mr. Joe. Dare and try to defeat it.
34 – I guess that means that words cannot describe him, because he’s just too horrible or something?
35- No, I complained about him for a bit, then I put in like a billion
s.
Joe, you are awful! I hate you, and I wish you were eaten by a giant mutant spider!
Dear Mr. Joe,
I have written to you with all speed to demand that you desist from existing, as it is a bad habit among people of your caliber. Nay! For there are no people of your caliber save your grovelling snivelling self! So ha!
a list of adjectives that describe Joe:
Idiotic
loopy
hoodlum
pibbly
brainless
a wung button hater
bozo
…and so on.
Joe is the reason Bo can’t make origami. You son of a █████.
Joe is a computer virus!
There is no Mars Curse. There is only Mr. Joe, smashing billion-dollar space probes because he is just that mean.
Mr. Joe deserves to be banished to Mars! Without an air helmet!
40- Whoah, never seen that kind of snipping. But, we get the idea.
i do not feel sorry for you now.
No, Mr. Joe should go to Venus!
Mr. Joe, for the benefit of humanity, we’re asking you to please transplant yourself to the middle of a %^&*^% supernova!
Go inhale radioactive residue, you dung-brained dingo (yes, I know its an animal)!
I’m sorry I insulted you so much, dingo! I can’t imagine anything meaner I could possible have said.
Mr. Joe, by ruling of the Council of Guys You Parents Warned You About (consisting of me, myself, and I), you are sentenced to be blown up, have your fragmented remains gathered and burned, have your ashes bathed in radioactive acid, and have the radioactive remains of your ashes rocketed to Pluto, the former planet whose new classification is your fault.
45-Uh! ExCUSE me! Why do the Venusians deserve such punishment of an
being like him living among them?
46- Wow. That was the best insult I’ve ever heard. I’m going to say that to people that bug me now!!!!!
Mr. Joe, you’re such an @$$.
49-Sorry, Swann, but I believe that if you swear in symbols on the blog, the symbols should not resemble the letters of the word. It is no better than just swearing.
50 – Nonsense. She could have just been calling him a donkey, you know. Although that would be an insult to donkeykind.
Joe kept me up until 2 am last night with my laundry! And made sure that when I woke up it would still be damp, therefore causing me to have no clothes to wear! (he made sure that all of my clothing was in the wash except for what I wore yesterday, so it was all either dirty or damp.)
Joe is about to make me fail science. Or at least get a B. Which is just as bad.
I wonder if Mr. Joe is Joe Quesada, the widely disliked current Editor-in-Chief of Marvel Comics.
30- *pies*
Joe is the reason I have a big Biology test today. Which I’ll probably fail.
*Researches*
Actually, I just found out that Mr. Quesada is a fine fellow, but Mr. Joe’s mind control is what makes him create these horrible storylines. In that case…
Mr. Joe broke up Peter Parker and Mary Jane!
Mr. Joe killed Captain America!
Mr. Joe made Iron Man look like a jerk!
Mr. Joe depowered almost all the X-Men!
Mr. Joe is why Jean Grey has yet to return!
Mr. Joe is behind Secret Invasion, too!
In short, Mr. Joe is ruining Marvel Comics, and he’d better stop or I’ll switch to Dark Horse!
Joe seems to resemble Syndrome from The Incredibles. He has the same tedency to kill off superheroes.
If Mr. Joe lays one finger on the Phoenix lander, I will spike-pie him into quarks.
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
____/
\____
*spike-pies Mr. Joe 37 times*
MISTER JOE IS THE REASON MY PARENTS BLOCKED OFF MY INTERNET AND I HAVE TO USE THIS STUPID SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!!!!!!! *murders Joe*
59 – NO!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T MURDER HIM!!!!
Then we can’t insult him and actually feel good about it if he’s dead.
Mr. Joe is the reason costume changes are never fast enough, Mr. Joe is the reason why some people fail classes, Mr. Joe is why people spill things, and Mr. Joe is why some people don’t like each other.
Mr. Joe is a haggis-brained idiot responsible for my not getting into the school play and for my grandmother reorganizing my closet so that I can’t find anything. And he thinks that platypuses are a hoax.
Mr. Joe is a creationist and a polluter and a liar and he picks his nose.
And offers the snot to random people on the street.
Mr. Joe is a *censored* creep and is the one who doesn’t let me get online so I have to get on secretly on my mom’s computer! I hate you,
! 
64- Yeah, he probably does.
Mr. Joe is the one who wrote all the “THIS SITE IS BLOCKED” messages I get on the computers at school when I’m trying to do perfectly innocent research projects on serious material.
Mr. Joe is the reason my school blocked nasa.gov for two days.
68 – Gasp!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is the reason people aren’t taking me seriously at school.
Or maybe that’s Target.
Mr. Joe is why Jean Gray went Dark Phoneix!
Joe gave me a stupid touchy-feely art assignment!
Mr. Joe is a racist, a sextist, and every other bad kind of “-ist” that somebody can be.
Joe =
50- Really? I was congratulating myslef for being so clever as to make the symbols look like the swear. And I could have been calling him a donkey. An arse would be the word you’re looking for.
55- *gasp* Not the X-Men!!! I love Wolverine!!!!!!! He’s sooooo kickbutt.
67- I actually got the password to get past those stupid little block thingies. I am now considering myself an expert eavesdropper.
Mr. Joe, you’re the reason that all the good foods in the universe make you fat and make a negative body image about yourself! Go die in a hole! *flips him off*
Joe reminds me of primordial goo.
Joe looks like an elephant’s fart.
Mr. Joe’s ego is bigger than his brain.
Joe should meet Eoj and they should cancel each other out. Joe is
*World is happy*
74 – No, Joe =
is a compliment to Mr. Joe
77 – And what exactly does an elephant’s fart look like?
Mr. Joe is a killer with no concern for others. Mr. Joe has a large brain filled with little but contempt. Though agreed, Kokonilly, that his ego is quite large as well.
80 – True.
Joe should meet Nick. They would get along well.
Mr. Joe should be processed by the CIS, run over by an MTT, eaten by a goober fish, crash in a podrace, electrocuted by a boomer, stabbed by a Sith, totally regenerated, blown up in a starship bombing, disintegrated by a sonic charge, crushed by a droid presser, mauled by an Ackley, blown to bits by a Hallfire missle, have his hand lobbed off by a Sith, flattened by a falling support column, totally regenerated, killed by a falling elevator, die in a tower knocked to the ground by half a starship, thrown out a window by Force Lightening, scarred by lava, hit by a flying pod, and regenerated even greener and uglier than before.
!)
To be continued…(I’m not done with you yet,
80- I’m assuming it looks about as horrible as Mr. Joe’s reputation.
Mr. Joe, you’re a snobby rich dude who blows all your money on Hummvees and electricity, not giving a $^%# about the starving little children in other countries!!!!!! OR global warming!!!!!!!! You idiot. *shoots bird again* I cannot begin to describe my hatred.
43-It was self-snipping. I never actually posted foul language. Mr. Joe, on the other hand, invented cursing. (By the way, to make a “â–ˆ,” first, make sure your Num Lock is on. Then, hold down alt. While holding it down, press 9, then 8, then 7 on the number pad. Release alt.)
Mr. Joe is the one who beat up Mayella Ewell in TKAM!
82- Someone likes Star Wars.
If I were to say exactly how I felt about Joe, the GAPAs would have to cut out so many bad words out that their bad-word-cutter-outer would break.
And Joe would break it, of course.
75–I love him, too. Particularly when he’s played by Hugh Jackman…*drools*
I actually was able to use proxy sites for a while to get around the blocks at school, but then they wised up and blocked those too.
It was Mr. Joe’s fault, of course.
WOAH!!!! I just tried that “â–ˆ” symbol and found out that you can make all kinds of random symbols and letters with Alt and numbers! Like “Alt + 87” makes a W! Wierd…..
More random symbols…
♠♣♦♥☻☺♀↨- §Ä█├Tσô☻ƒ±
All from the Alt and number keypad!
End of crazy computer geek attack (they come on rather suddenly, you know)
Here’s my question: What is the opposite of Mr. Joe? Is it the yellow smiley?
It’s definitely one of the yellow smilies. Maybe the one with its tongue out.
Mr. Joe knows nothing and believes everything.
Mr. Joe is the cause of global warming.
87-Hmm, that doesn’t seem to work with me.
Stupid comp.
Mr. Joe is everything we have said about him, squared.
87 – That’s too big of a compliment of the yellow smileys.
92- Cubed.
93- Go yellow smileys!
Actually, more like to the tenth power, THEN squared.
89–very deep.
So here is the anti-Mr. Joe:
(Let’s see if it works…)
Yaaaay!
Let’s pit them against each other.
Who will win?
Let’s hope one isn’t made of anti-mater, or this could get ugly…
98 – *shudder* Yes.
97 –
because 
is too stupid.
98- Uh, I meant “anti-matter”, not “anti-mater”. “Mater” is Latin for “mother.”
And now I’ll diss Mr. Joe like an Ancient Roman.
Mr. Joe, suus mater est canem obseum!
(Mr. Joe, yo momma is a fat dog)
101 –
Nice…
101- Nice insult! *adds to insult list* So far the best insults have come from Hypatia.
The yellow smiley dude ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that, Joe!!!!!!!!!
104-Odd bizarrity! Where is thy post? *considers*
(And I so wanted to read it! Thank you, by the way…)
What is it with all the $ʷ∑@Â®Â¡â„•É on this thread? Geez.
101 and 49, mostly. But still.
If running your mouth was an Olympic Event, Mr. Joe would win the gold medal.
105- AHHH!!! My comment dissapeared again! It did that earlier, too! GAPAs????? *mutter* Perhaps Mr. Joe is behind this…
108 – No. He wouldn’t. He would get disqualified for using steroids.
Because
is a loser.
110- Just like baseball players! And JOHNNY DAMON is a baseball player!!!!!!! Which automatically associates Johnny damon with Mr. Joe!!!!!!!!!!!! Making Mr. Joe 8000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times MORE evil than he is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *johnny damon hatred*
Mr. Joe turned Michael Jackson white.
Mr. Joe gets the US and the UK mixed up.
I bet Mr.Joe will start World War III……
He already did. Bush is Joe in disguise.
101- I think you mean, “Mr. Joe, tua mater est canis obesa!”
(Mr. Joe, your mother is a fat (female) dog!)
116- That’s right. I’m bad at translations.
But Mr. Joe must be a thousand times worse!
115- Yeah, at night, after Laura has gone to bed, Bush goes into his room and takes off his mask, revealing his actually green face!!!!! Then he commits EVIL!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe, you’re the reason I’m getting sick 2 days before my birthday party!!!!!! And the reason I blew all the money my grandparents sent me on candy and CDs yesterday!!!!!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe is a Skrull!
When any evil person reflects on the evil things they’ve done, the way they keep themselves from getting depressed is, “Well––at least I’m not as bad as Mr. Joe.”
Bush =
= “Mr. Joe” = 
-118 but he makes sure that Laura’s out with a tranquilizer dart before taking it of.
I don’t think Mr. Joe =
or that Bush = 
They’re not smart enough.
Latin insult of Mr. Joe:
Joe obesus est. Iuppiter et Hercules et Achilles et …. non illem portare possunt.
124- Trandlation: Joe is fat. Jupiter, Hercules and Achilles together are not able to cary him.
124- Joe is fat. Jupiter and Hercules and Achillles, et cetera, cannot lift him.
Mr. Joe wears “Element” and he can’t even SKATEBOARD!
Mr. Joe loves Bullet For My Valentine but can’t name a single song of theirs.
Mr. Joe complains about how horrible his life is and how he just wants to DIE because he’s just so EMO like that.
*ahemposerahem*
Joe is so fat, when he jumped, the sky fell on him!
123- Exactly. They’re just evil, so they use the
to use as an indication of evil.
Mr. Joe should never enter a battle of wits–he’s unarmed.
Mr. Joe isn’t an idiot–he’s just possessed by a stupid ghost.
But both of these are void, because calling Mr. Joe stupid is an insult to stupid people.
Anyone ever heard of the song “History is Made by Stupid People” by The Arrogant Worms? If that song is true, then it means that Joe has made an awful lot of our history. We should lock him up someplace safe before he can make any more.
Mr. Joe kant spel.
131- American Idiot was written for Mr. Joe (by Billie Joe Armstrong!!!! *drool*)
132- No hee kant.
Hey since when is Joe American? I personally think he’s from Antarctica, that’s where his brains froze.
miser jo is just sadd hee kant us nethin or grama
134 – No, that’s an insult to all penguins.
Mr. Joe scored -100 on the IQ test. He also got a score of 0 on the SAT… you know how they award 200 points for writing your name correctly?
Science teacher: Our sun is a star.
Mr. Joe: I’m my mom’s son. Does that make me a star?
136- HAHAHAHAHAHA That’s so right.
134-Mr. Joe come from Hell, I thought we already established this.
138 – No, that’s an insult to all of its inhabitants.
Mr. Joe lives in exile, separated from the rest of the world.
133- But that’s an insult to the song! And that song rocks!
Don’t wanna be a grinning green idiot…
140 – Joe thinks that line was a compliment.
141- Well, the rest of the song was censored.
Mr. Joe throws candy at people on diets, just to mock them.
Mr. Joe shoots at innocent little five year-olds. (though I’ve met a few that were NOT innocent.)
Joe shakes up people’s sodas.
Mr. Joe is every bad thing you can think of and a few you can’t.
146 – Good one.
Mr. Joe wrote to J.K. Rowling and asked her if she could kill Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Tonks, and every Order member and let Voldemort win.
Mr. Joe wrote to George Lucas and asked for Han Solo’s death, Luke’s death, Leia’s death, Yoda’s death, Anakin’s death, Obi-Wan’s death, Indy’s death, Marion’s death, etc, etc, etc.
147- …And then he possessed them so most of those characters actually did die.
147 – He managed to partially possess George Lucas for those ends, which is why Obi-Wan and Anakin and Yoda and all the rest of the awesome characters died.
Oops, I just basically repeated TGYPWYA. Sorry.
Mr. Joe thinks that Mindless Self Indulgence shouldn’t cuss at all.
And he possessed the Green Goblin and killed Gwen Stacy.
148, 149 – Yes. True.
Joe would have the gaze of a basilisk, if he knew how to use it.
Mr. Joe is worthless. He thinks that’s the same thing as priceless.
The Scarlet Witch can alter probablities, but even she can’t make Mr. Joe any less ugly.
156- KaiYves: the acknowledged master of the Marvel Comics diss.
139- *rolls eyes* And why would we worry about upsetting the inhabitants of Hell?
147- And he approves of that theory of the guy who won the Muse contest ‘Did Dumbledore Die?’ where everyone dies.
158 – I don’t know!!!
All of the Jedis/Siths teamed up against Joe.
Emperor Palpatine and Count Dooku electrocuted him at the same time Vader choked him, Yoda hurled rocks at him, Luke threw him against a wall, Obi-Wan messed with his mind, and Darth Maul sliced him in half.
Then he was reincarnated.
159- And fed to the Sarlacc.
Joe is so evil that even the Sizan shun him!
160- And reincarnated again so we could abuse him for being such a loser.
Joe is so evil that I assume that every religious figure (depending on your religion; this may be Bhudda, or Jesus, or a flying spaghetti monster, or any other god I’m forgetting) doesn’t even love him!
Mr. Joe is so stupid that if you locked him up in a cell and gave him the key he couldn’t break out.
Joe wrote to Eoin Colfer and killed Commander Root.
Joe wrote to J.R.R. Tolkien and said that he HAD to kill Boromir.
Mr. Joe is a:
164 – I liked Root, but, actually, I never liked Boromir. He seemed untrustworthy to me.
Mr. Joe shot Butler!
Mr. Joe was behind Opal Koboi’s plot all along!
Mr. Joe redirected the Death Eaters’ wands to kill Tonks, Lupin, and Fred!
Mr. Joe killed SIRIUS!!!! And DUMBLEDORE!!!! And HEDWIG!!! And HAGRID — wait, just kidding.
Before the book came out, I was sure Hagrid was a goner. He’s such a big target. But I think JKR would have had a rebellion on her hands if she had done that.
168 – I was also quite certain Hagrid would die. I honestly thought he was too nice to live.
*is ashamed*
Joe was behind Rita Skeeter’s nasty gossip articles!
Mr. Joe couldn’t find a stampeeding elephant in a telephone booth with radar.
Joe killed DOBBY!!! *Sob*
Mr. Joe’s a pseudonym for Jon Spiro.
173 – Niiiiiiiiiice.
Mr. Joe wouldn’t be able to find an HPB on a plain in Kansas.
An empty, barren plain. With GPS and RADAR and SONAR.
Mr Joe. is a serpentine, scheming, and sickly lout, a cruel and callous Caligula, and a harebrained, hapless panty hose!
Joe is so horrible that telemarketers don’t even call him.
Nero didn’t fiddle while Rome burned, but Mr. Joe did! (And it wasn’t even good fiddling! Screech!)
Joe is stupider than Pex and Chips.
Joe is stinkier than Mulch Diggums.
Joe weighs as much as Butler, but it’s all fat.
Mr. Joe is like shedding eyebrows (totally invented) ; he’s everyone’s pet peeves.
But he’s much worse than Peeves, he wouldn’t lift a finger to attack someone like Umbridge.
178 – Nice Artemis Fowl insults!
And he is as devious as Artemis Fowl was, but he’s much more stupid and will never turn decent.
181 – Thank you! *takes bow*
Joe kept me late in school today. Until 9 PM.
Joe attempted to ruin my painting. Luckily I foiled his plans.
Joe messed up the computer program I was trying to use today.
Joe messes up everything.
Erik Von Daniken is just the name Joe put on his book so people wouldn’t know him as the crazy person who said ancient people couldn’t build squat.
Mr.Joe is the reason that flowers die.
183 – Never heard of Erik Von Daniken.
185- He’s the Swiss guy who wrote books saying that ancient people couldn’t have built their monuments without help from aliens. Yeah, right.
*spike pies Mr. Joe*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
____/
\____
*sets HPB on Joe*
== 
===
*Turns Mr. Joe over to the secret police*
186 – Oh.
*turns Mr. Joe over to the Gestapo, KGB, CIA, FBI, and a horde of angry Musers*
190 – And the EIB (everyone in the blog)
The Wow! signal really was aliens. We just haven’t heard back from them because Mr. Joe killed them all. *Turns Mr. Joe over to angry SETI radio astronomers*
192 – I remember when there was an item in Muse News about SETI!
Joe gave my school lice!
Joe has never voted in any election, ever.
Mr. Joe is the reason there is so much trash on the beach near where I live.
Dissing Mr. Joe is a WOMBAT. Joe is a DDIRP, even though the only position he fulfills is that of utter imbecile…
Mr. Joe *shudders*, I *shudders* beg *shudders* of *shudders* you *shudders*, abandon *shudders* your *shudders* bad *shudders* habit *shudders* of *shudders* existing *shudders* ASAP!
You know someone is addicted to be annoying when en bears any resemblance to Mr. Joe!
*reads post* Wow! That made an incredibly small amount of sense. And I think I’ll post in spite of this somewhat large inconvenience.
Joe has inhabited my brain and caused me to forget everything I need to know for finals. He is also therefore the cause of the sick feeling in my stomach when I think of said finals.
*grabs Mr. Joe and repeatedly bonks head on him in utter despair*
Joe is like a botfly. I will not go into details about the botfly, so as not to gross anyone out.
Mr. Joe killed Fred Weasley.
Mr. Joe caused the accident on Apollo 13.
Mr.Joe does not deserve to have a “Mr.” in front of his name.Yes, Joe isn’t Mr. Joe! Instead, I’m bestowing the M.H.S.I. Award on Joe. He is now MHSI Joe. (That stands for Most High and Supreme Idiot!)
Joe sucks!
Mr.Joe is like a lollipop, he sucks until he’s gone.
Person: The part where the ship sinks is really good.
206 –
DIFFERENT SMILEY’S OPINIONS OF MR. JOE
☺ *shoots Mr. Joe with bazooka*
☺ Silly rabbit. Cussing is for Mr. Joe. *shoots with bazooka*
What about
?
Joe’s stupidity is not simply a lack of intelligence: it is a substance in its own right. He’s not dumb: he’s anti-smart. Joe is so stupid that no word in the English language can describe his stupidity. No word in any language, human or otherwise, can describe it, and not even a genius could comprehend it, which is just as well, because if anyone understood its true magnitude, en would be filled with such despair for all humanity that en would commit suicide. Joe’s stupidity is so vast that it cannot fit inside the real universe. This is why the universe will continue expanding forever. Joe’s utter idiocy is the reason that the universe will be condemned to slow, totally hopeless heat death.
Joe is so dumb he thinks that the above was a compliment.
Joe is stressing me out with too much work.
Joe is an idiot to think that he can get to me by giving me so much work.
Other things Joe thinks are spoilers:
Vader is Luke’s father.
Mozart dies in Amadeus.
Rosebud is a sled.
Nixon is behind it all in All the President’s Men.
212- Rosebud is a sled?
213 – Citizen Kane reference maybe? I dunno.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Joe reminds me
Of primordial goo.
214- Yes, Citizen Kane reference.
I saw Joe upon the stair
When I looked back, he pulled my hair
He pulled my hair again today
I wish that twit would go away.
215-Ha! Genius!
Brilligiant! (Portmaneau Word: Brillig and Brilliant. Brillig being a Poetry word, Brilligiant means Brilliant Poem. It is also a general exclamation of grandness, happiness or excitement. Coined by Bookworm!)
215- What’s that from?
It’s a parody of the poem Antagonish, which is about ghosts.
Mr. Joe is the reason my parents changed my computer password without telling me what it is!
Mr. Joe changed the schedule to make me miss Eoin Colfer’s show/presentation thingy because I’ll be in CO!
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mr. Joe sucks worse than a drooble’s best blowing gum sucker.
Mr. Joe is the reason I have two exams to take between now and Space Camp.
Mr. Joe has scurvy. He can cure it by eating all the rotten fruit people throw at him.
It’s all fun and games until Mr. Joe gets hurt…
Then it’s HILARIOUS!
Mr. Joe has the intelligence of a pickled, boiled, fried cabbage dipped in H2SO4, digested by HPBs, left to rot, be burnt in a furnace, an shot at a wall at 50 G
Mr. Joe is so dumb that he thought Microsoft was a company that made really small tissues.
hmmm…y’know, Joe has the intelligence of a pickled, boiled, fried cabbage dipped in H2SO4, digested by HPBs, left to rot, be burnt in a furnace, and shot at a wall at 50 G, then boiled five more times, then dipped in zinc-aluminum alloy, munched by a T-Rex, spat out by a T-Rex, then eaten by a flying Wedge-Tailed Eagle, stabbed with a pencil, and then the cabbage fell into a volcano.
Praphrasing “A Girl Worth Fighting For” from Mulan:
I’ve a girl back home who’s unlike any other…
Soldier: Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother…
Mr. Joe wore an SS uniform complete with the Swatstika to school. Idiot.
JUST LIKE THOSE KIDS WHO GOT SUSPENDED INTO NEXT YEAR AND RIGHTLY SO.
But Joe just got lunch detention.
227:
you forgot that the volcano was nuked, and the ashes were sent in a black hole, and consumed by the inhabitants of the “underworld”, which was created only so he could be sent there.
There was a salt shaker that had “Salt” written on it in humungous letters. Mr. Joe picked it up, poured all the salt in his mouth, then spit it all out and shouted “This is the worst sugar I’ve ever tasted!”
mr. joowee . does not even deserve capatelization, or correct spelling. .
he stinks.
oops, i double clicked submit
its Mr. Joes fault!
Where did you get Brain Points, Brendan?
234-Yeah, what are brain points?
Mr.Joe will be the one that will destroy muse, and museblog *shivers* I can’t even think of that…
Mr.Joe came in the form of Mark David Chapman and killed John Lennon.
joe is the head of the Bunny Apocalypse.
Except he’s too stupid to run it, so a bunny takes over for him.
-234 from me. Answer the creature’s riddle on BA, and there you have ’em, however many you want. But there’s only 115 points, they may be traded, given, kept, or turned in to the brain.
Mr. Joe Endorsed the war in Iraq, and still does.
Mr. Joe’s mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby… off the Empire State Building!
Over in SSSS, you can see what a total moron Joe was durring the Space Race.
Come on, doesn’t anybody except me want to diss Mr. Joe?
I do, but how do I follow up to 210? That’s a career-topper.
242- You’re right, 210 was brilliant. All the Mr. Joe insults that appear in my SSSS:
Mr. Joe thought Sputnik was Godzilla and he canceled the Apollo Program and not even Carl Sagan could get him to care about science, and he also thought the Space Shuttle was Godzilla and he thought Comet Halley meant the end of the world and the whole reason we are building a space station is so we don’t have to be on the same planet as Mr. Joe!
Mr. Joe went to the doctor. “Doctor, doctor, I keep having the same dream.”
The doctor says, “Tell me about it.”
“Well,” Joe begins, “There is just one glass door, and I need to get through it, but I push and I push and I push and I push but no matter how hard I push, I can’t get the door to open. And not only that, there’s this sign on the door, and everytime I push, it bangs me on the head!”
The doctor thought for a second, then asked, “What does the sign say?”
Joe rplied: “Pull”.
Mr. Joe****gum *** lightbulb**** pickles **** solar energy***balistic missiles*** popcorn!
Mr.Joe, I’m sick of your dreadful speckled mug! You make polluters look like saints! Your a spineless, brainy, pathetic lump of waste! You look like something that got hit by a truck! I don’t know whether to feel sorry for you or scrape you off the road with a shovel!
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*pant* *sigh* *pant* *retch*
There. I’m better now.
Mr.Joe, you’re on my LIST. And my list is NOT a place you want to be. I’m watching you, greenie…
Mr.Joe YOUR THE REASON JULIUS ROOT DIED!!!!!! YOUR THE REASON TENNIS CAMP RAINED OUT !!!!YOUR THE REASON I STAPLED MY HAND!!!!! I’LL SET A BAND OF HALFSTARVED H*LL HOUNDS AFTER YOU !!! GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
…Mr. Joe, you sicken me. I want to hang you by your thumbs and drop you into a vat of my special concoction: Ketchup and mayo and mustard and cereal and spaghetti sauce with a dash of salt and pepper and a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce and steak sauce and Powerade and Gatorade and water and chocolate cake and Jell-O and bee guts and HPB guts and cinnamon and paprika and thyme and parsley and rosemary and chocolate chip cookie and orange juice and toothpaste and cyanide and arsenic and sand and dirt and hydrochloric acid and drain cleaner and Coke and Pepsi and lettuce and tomato and cheese and ant and air conditioner water and chocolate and red dye #40 and canola oil and leaves and poop and shredded bull horn and lemon juice and lime juice and limeade and liquid iron and liquid nitrogen and melted cheese and rotten pineapple and rotten fruit and ointment and lotion and contact lens cleaner and the glue they use to secure braces and plain glue and rubber cement and melted plastic and blood and gum and pickle juice and I WILL MAKE YOU EAT EVERY DROP OF IT.
*pant* *pant* *pant*
AND… you will SLOWLY BE DIGESTED BY THE SARLAAC OVER TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR. JOE KILLED! MR.JOE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLED!
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YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI,YOU
STUPID! YEAH BOY,YOU STUPID!
J-O-E-Y
YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI!
YOU UGLY, YEAH YEAH, YOU UGLY!
J-O-E-Y
YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI
YOU destroyedtheworldwithyoursupremegreenevilanduglinessioughttasmackyouupsidetheheadbutican’tcuzyourjustafakegreensmilingpunchingbagthatforsomereasonpeoplehateandthatihatetoowhichiswhyi’mwritingthisunspacedanalogyofhowstupidandweirdandmeananduglyandgreenandspeckledandstrangeandcaakeyandifthebunnieswereheretheywouldrecruityoufortheirarmyandtheniwouldblowyouallupcuzihateyousodarnmuchandyouneedtogojumpintoapitorstandundertheflowofacementtruckorputonpoundsofmakeuptoconcealyourterribleuglinessbecauseyouknowyou’reuglyandyouknowwhyi’mdisiingyoujoeitsbecauseyouweremeantomeandyoumademefailamathtestandyougavemesummerhomeworkandyou’remakingmegetbracesandanexpanderwhichmademecryforawholedaybecauseidon’twanttobeweirdanduglyonmyfirstdayofschoolandIcan’tbecauseyoumadeitthatwayandnowIwon’tevenbeabletotalkandI’lljustbealoserwhotalksfunnyandhasnofriendsandit’s
ALL
YOUR
FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And by the way, I hate you.
YOUR THE REASON IM BAD AT GEOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mr. Joe, you gave me a headache.
You are a failure to us and the rest of the world.
You are an insult to the color green.
You are a scruffy-looking nerfherder!
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that was SUPPOSED to turn out as a fist squooshing Joe and a bus running over him, but obviously the GRAPHICS AREN’T WORKING RIGHT!
And guess whose fault it is? JOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!!
Joe is strange
Mr. Joe is the reason Sallah Telgar died! He was posessing Avril Bitra! I hate Mr. Joe! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And while you’re at it, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all I feel mad about right now. I’ll be back, though.
Mr.-Joe,-your-FACE-looks-like-a-year-old-pancake-that-was-dropped-out-of-a-twenty-five-story-window-onto-a-freshly-cemented-street-and-rolled-over-by-a-two-ton-truck-carrying-five-gazillion-pounds-of-ugly-cream!!!!!!!!!!!
254- Aren’t we all.
257 – true
but Joe is EXCPECIALLY strange
Mr. Joe is why my whole body hurts after the cross country workouts.
Mr. Joe causes the traffic jams that make me late to soccer practice. So pitoo to you, Mr. Joe!
Mr. Joe is the reason I’m depressed and pissed off at my friends.
*sigh*
It just doesn’t feel good anymore. What’s wrong with me?
Mr. Joe hates Jeffree Star.
You’re such a loser, Joe!
And you smell.
263 – JOE?!?!?! *cuts up into little tiny pieces of greenness* *paints red*
If Mr. Joe was a taste, he would be the taste of crushed Dramamine mixed with rotten Vegiemite.
May all that’s red and black and blue
And all the planets (and Pluto, too).
All the toys and all the games
And everyone who has a name.
And every plant that will ever grow
All beat up on Mister Joe.
Mr joe is in league with Satan, Jason the Chainsaw Killer, Hitler, Sarah Palin, Milton Rupines, Emperor Palpatine, Usama Bin Laden and the Disney channel.
268- Oh god, that’s a great poem. *weeps*
Well, I’ll guess I’ll print it out and stick it on my binder!
269-“…and the Disney Channel.” AWESOME. XD XD XD
Mr. Joe hath no more brain in his head than I have in mine elbows.
Mr. Joe: the idol of idiot-worshippers.
Mr. Joe proveth the devil’s power to assume a pleasing shape. …OH WAIT.
Mr Joe has not so much brain as ear-wax.
Thank you Shakespeare! Source of all the best insults.
Mr. Joe is the reason that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore, that HPBs turned evil, and that P. E. is a school subject. Mr. Joe killed Cinderpelt, Feathertail, and Spottedleaf. Not to mention Hedwig, Dobby, Lupin, Tonks, and Fred. Mr. Joe deserves to be punched by Gorg, attacked by BloodClan, read poetry to by Vogons, thrown into the Bog Of Eternal Stench, stomped on by vengeful weasels, and hit by a Spike Pie O’ Doom.
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And Mr. Joe is also the reason that my Spike Pie O’ Doom picture didn’t work! It was supposed to be a Spike Pie O’ Doom about to fall on Mr. Joe.
Mr. Joe is the reason I am CRYING right now. He is also the reason I am SOBBING.
He is bad at math himself…
274, Zinc: OMG! *gives hugs and choklit* Mr. Joe deserves to be talked to condescendingly.
277- Don’t worry. It was a Wednesday. I don’t like Wednesdays, no siree. Not one bit.
Mr.Joe is the evilus creator of Wednesdays!
278, Zinc: Ah. Last year I hated Wednesdays too. It was the viola lesson that did it. Slogging through unpracticed lesson music is pure x_x. Know what? I bet Mr. Joe created Wednesdays.
279, kiwimuncher: Jinx, you owe me a lava lamp!
*blatantly double posts* Oops.
I bet that Mr. Joe created school. This is a funny emoticon skit that I made up:
That is why I hate Mr. Joe.
And he made it so that most of the days in the week are spent at school, and only two days are the weekend.
And he made it so that daylight savings is almost over.
I HATE MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DIE, JOE, DIE!!!
Joe is the reason I flunked my math test. Now that I think about it, Joe looks suspiciously like my math teacher. Minus the demented glasses.
284- You’re teacher’s GREEN?! Oh, my.
280- Yeah, it was my birthday, too.
285- ha ha,
He’s not green, but his skin is kinda oliveish. Blech.
I should test Jules Verne’s idea for using a cannon to shoot things to the moon- namely,
without a suit!
STUPID THINGS JOE HAS DONE
-He tried to kill a dwarf by burying it alive. (Has anyone read the Artemis Fowl books?)
-He cut a pair of wings out of notebook paper, taped them to his back, and jumped off the roof of a 42-story building singing “I believe I can fly…”
-He saw a circus performer juggle flaming chainsaws, then went home and tried it himself.
-He found a billion dollars and spent it all on imaginary items.
The list goes on and on…
This is not good. Mr. Joe is trying to take over my mind and make me JOE IS AWESOME! a mindless zombie slave! I have to JOE IS THE BEST EMOTICON EVER! destroy him with my Spike Pie O’ Doom! *picks up pie* *PUTS DOWN PIE* I CAN’T HARM MASTER JOE! *picks up pie* Yes I can! CAN’T! Can! *spike pies Mr. Joe*
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NOOO!!! *vanishes from my mind* Whew. Glad that’s over with.
Mr. Joe is so stupid he would try to scuba dive without an air tank. And I, for one, would not try to stop him from doing so.
Now, that’s dissing!
Q: How do you kill someone as stupid as Mr.Joe?
A: You put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Joe is lower than a parasite, he doesn’t even care about himself surviving and getting passed to another host, all he cares about is making someone miserable.
292-
I see no one has insulted him with yo mama jokes yet. To Mr. Joe:
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window, someone called the police.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a orange juice carton for 20 minutes just cause it said ‘Concentrate’.
…And she passed this all down to you!
I suck at dissing, but hey! I take joy in dissing Mr. Joe.
An idiot thinks that adding “-ski” to the end of words makes them Russian.
Mr. Joe thinks that makes them Italian.
294-
on the 60 Minutes one.
GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MR. JOE CREATED THE BIBLE CLASSES IN MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing I ever want to read about Joe is his obituary.
Joe ruined my programming project!
more yo mama mr. joe joles
mr joe is so fat, when he jumped in the ocean , the whales started singing “we are family, even though your bigger than me”
mr. joe is so old, his first christmas was the first christmas.
mr joe once ran down the street after the school bus yelling “twinkie! come back to me”
mr joe is an insult to the human race
Here are some Mr. Joe insults:
-Mr. Joe is so stupid that he tried to drown a fish!
– Mr Joe killed all of the dinosaurs!
-Mr Joe is so stupid that he typed this post!
Just kidding!
Mr. Joe is so stupid he threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Mr. Joe reincarnated and turned into two evil alter egos: my french teacher and my german teacher. ( the one hates me because I already speak french, the other is trying to flunk me)
Wah! Mr. Joe threw a Nunchuck Wii Controller at my head!
304 – Ouch!!
Joe caused the earthquake in California (in 1904, or whatever year it was)
SFTDP…
Joe is the embodiment of stupid, elitist, self-absorbed little pipsqueaks (I just got into an argument with a few of those, and although it was amusing to watch them blow up, they’re still annoying)
305- 1906.
Mr. Joe was the record producer who turned down The Beatles, the publisher who rejected Harry Potter, the NYT reporter who dissed Robert Goddard and the IBM guy who said the world only needed five computers.
And, knowing what he knows now, he’d reject them all again.
Mr. Joe went to a bowling alley and saw a guy bowl three strikes. Then he said “Ha, ha, now he’s out!”
I think Mr. Joe’s spirit inhabits the substitute teacher I’ve had for Math and Latin, Mrs. Loedel. She’s extremely stupid.
Mr. Joe is also Sarah Palin- he’s the only one dumb enough NOT to know Africa’s a continent.
310- I agree.
311- YOU KNOW MRS. LOEDEL????
That’s just spooky.
Just kidding!
Mr. Joe is the only smiley that:
-is green
-has teeth
-has squinty eyes
-has a smile that big
I have deduced why. If another smiley had any of those characteristics, en would die of humiliation at sharing an attribute with Mr. Joe. The GAPAs already had to give all the smileys brain surgery so that they wouldn’t notice that they were round like him.
Mr Joe made ALL the girl’s size 14 pants in NH NOT FIT ME!!!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I spend 2 HOURS looking for pants at 4 stores today, and NONE OF THEM FIT!!!
312- No, I don’t know Ms. Loedel. I (thankfully) don’t know Sarah P—n either.
Mr. Joe kills threads.
Mr. Joe didn’t vote in the election.
Mr. Joe makes a habit of calling people on the phone for long conversations exactly when they are rushing to the bathroom.
is so fat when he sits down in his living room, my surround sound doesnt work!
mr. joe is a scumsucker, dunglicker, and mudwallower! Hehehe, yay for Beedle the Bard and some lovely insulting names!
It is mr. joe’s fault that I need to study for my psychology final on Tues, and my biolab final on Thurs, and it is also his fault that I have put it off, doing no school all weekend until 7 pm on Sunday.
I hate you mr. joe! You are the bane of my existence! Avada kedavra!
A Joe SSSS:.
One of our airplanes crashed!
What happened?
The compass was broken.
Who put in the compass?
Him.
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You’re fired, 
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*Points at
*Points at Mr. Joe*
Mr. Joe invented the following:
• Those really tight jeans that practically cut off your circulation, but everyone thinks they’re cool anyway.
• Algebra homework.
• Rottweilers and other big, vicious dogs.
• Brussels sprouts, asparagus, mushrooms, and every other disgusting vegetable.
I’ll think of more later.
SFTDP, but I just noticed something. If you click a
smiley and try to drag it, it gets crossed out. That exactly matches my feelings about Mr. Joe.
Hey
, quit being yourself!
325: AHHHHEM. I happen to be a lovr of both doggies and kitties, and I think that rottweilers are sooo cute! My uncle has one, and it’s really nice. (of course, not all rottweilers are nice.) and i am a boy, even though I used the words “soooo cute!” in a sentence.
327- er oops. my uncle has a boxer. But rottweilers are still cute! and mr. joe did not invent them.
but mr. joe did invent the doberman.
(SFTDP)
Mr. Joe invented cramps of all kinds.
327 – Sorry. I didn’t really mean all Rottweilers, just the few I know. And this Rottweiler I saw on the news once that chewed off a kid’s face, and he had to get skin grafts and is now blind. Although I agree, the puppies are cute. I know nothing about Dobermans. Are they big, vicious guard dogs?
Mr.Joe gave my sister a yeast infection.
331 – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Alter Ego alert! I know I saw that post somewhere… *digs up* AHAHAHA! *goes to Alter Ego thread*
330- Oh, I was just messing around. *sees next sentence* Wow. Harsh. Um, the adults are cuteish too. Dobermans are those sleek, black and tan coloration dogs with the ears that stick straight up that sit behind wire fences and bark at you and try to bite your nose off.
310- haha that reminds me of a photo of palin standing with a shotgun in front of a deer head mounted on the wall that had a glowing red nose (like a flashlight!) and it had a gold plaque that said “RUDOLPH” under it.
The next time I go to Australia, I will be sure to bring back some meat pie for Mr. Joe.
Mr. joe, you are the foulest, most disgusting, evilest, cruelest being possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You deserve to be slowly torn to pieces by rabid yellow platypodes!!!!!!! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You are responsible for every evil in the world.
I am going to boycott the Joe smiley. He is a waste of pixels.
no he’s not!
*pies*
Mr. Joe ate my iPod.
251- Hey, don’t call him that! “Scruffy nerf-herder” is what my mom and I call my dad when we want to tease him! Mr. Joe doesn’t deserve that!
(Dean of Students): You must have a hat and gloves and boots to go to the tubing social!
(Shalee, pronounced shah-LEE): I can’t go, I don’t have that stuff.
(the other kids at our table): Oh, that’s too bad.
(gym teacher): So, SHAY-lee, are you going to the social?
(Shalee): No, I don’t have the stuff.
(gym teacher): But they let you rent tubes!
(Shalee): I meant a hat and gloves.
(gym teacher): Oh. *loses interest*
309- That’s good.
Mr. Joe is the idiot PE teacher who supervises my lunch table.
That’s a true story. There are many, many more.
*pies Mr. Joe with Ultimate Pie*
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Joe (mr. is “master” abbrevieted, i believe, so there’s no way i will call him “mr.”) is the biggest cantaloupe possible!!!!!
Mr Joe is so mean that if you ask him what parachutes are for, he’ll tell you “For throwing people you don’t like off the airplane.”
343 – And so dumb that he wouldn’t think to use one if hejumped out of a plane. And if he did, I’d shoot something sharp at it to make a hole in it.
The only jokes Mr Joe knows are inappropriate ones.
345- Mr. Joe is an inappropriate joke.
An Ultimate Pie? Bah! That’s nothing compared to…
with spike pie o doom*
*pies
IBCF, you’ll remember this baby!
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ALL HAIL PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS!
347- Nice, but if memory serves, that is actually a Pie O Doom. Spike pies look like this:
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Mr Joe, you are the one responsable for Tragedy Week!
I love you Mr. Joe. I think I’m going to blame Koko for everything now.
347- Quite frankly, that’s very disturbing.
Oh dear. It would seem I’ve mixed up my Pies O Doom and my
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Look! I have rebuilt my stolen Le Equip Noir tank from the war!
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Mr. Joe is the one who makes me get variations of the same part (like Rizzo, Tallulah, Queen Aggravain, etc.) every time I audition for a show.:
Mr. Joe makes little ads pop up on computers.
mrgreen:
I hope Mr. Joe-well first off the name Joe is way to overused nowadays, that and Bob- anywho.
Mr. Joe should fall of a cliff. He should endure endless fear as he’s fallling off this cliff, and when he reaches the bottem he will not die! Do you know why? Becuase he now will be incredibly happy that he survived! “I’m alive! I’m alive!” and then a rabid bear shall appear at his doorstep and Mr. Joe will be endlessly afraid again, and he will survive. By now Mr. Joe is having nightmares and questioning his right to be on this world. Then he will be chased by a maniac with a chainsaw, again, he survives, then he falls off another cliff, is almost shot, is almost flattened by a meteor almost drowns, is caught by a dragon, is dropped by this dragon into a Evil fairies lair, and escapes. He now is freaking out! He knows he should be dead. And then the worst of all, Prince Humperdink catches him and used the macine on him-if you don’t know what this is watch or read the Princess Bride. Then he fights to the pain. Not to the death, to the pain. It mean that he loses his feet, his hands, his toung, his eyes, and I bet you are about to say ears, you would be wrong. No, Mr. Joe keeps his ears so that every scream, every cry, every “Dear God, what is that thing?” can echo in his perfect ears. And that is what Mr. Joe gets for an annoyingly overused name.
Mr. Joe is the eighth grade counsoler.
(everyone)
(everyone)
(everyone)
Mr. Joe is making me do my APUSH application…
351- Down with La Equipe Noir who are secretly in league with Mr Joe! Viva Zemtee!
ZEMTEE!
Wow, that brings back memories, huh?
Mr. Joe didn’t vote for me for president.
Mr. Joe is a thick thickety thickface from Thicktown, Thickania.
SFTDP, but Joe blew up the Challenger space shuttle because he likes the sound of explosions. Well, in that case … *blows up Mr. Joe*
Mr. Joe killed Jim Henson.
He also made up Studio DC: ALMOST LIVE. *wails* He also killed mr. Rogers and made his show be cancelled.
359- And then he told all those horrible jokes about it. Yeah, blow him up.
Mr. Joe is so insensitive that he went to Hiroshima and said “Gee, this place looks like a bomb hit it.”
354 – Your counselor has a PEANUT SHAPED HEAD? *cracks up imagining what someone with a peanut shaped head would look like*
Joe’s head is the most aesthetically unpleasing shape possible. It is represented as round in the smiley so that people aren’t scarred for life when they see how he really looks.
362–Mr. Joe has oxycephaly, plagiocephaly, and strophocephaly all combined. Yup, he does indeed have an “aesthetically unpleasing” shaped head. (I shall be mean and let you all figure out those words for yourself
)
ok, ok, I’ll be nice. jeesh.
oxycephaly: sharply pointed head
plagiocephaly: slanted head
strophocephaly: distortion of the head and face
Mr. Joe eats nothing but junk food.
Joe, you are the stupidest and meanest being in any universe. I hope that you are mauled by HPBs, sucked into a black hole, devoured slowly by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal, suffocated by Dalek toilet plungers, almost upgraded by Cybermen, but they realize they can’t do it when they see your complete absence of brain (thus, you have your head sliced open for nothing)
ripped open by Scourge, and finally, FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR REFLECTION.
Mr. Joe, I had a great insult but you made me forget it!
Mr. Joe is the reason my school library doesn’t carry Life, the Universe, and Everything and So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish.
As Mr. Joe’s therapist, I think he must be awfully stressed from all these insults. He should learn some breathing exercises.
Preferably, he should do the breathing exercises at the bottom of a tank of water. An aquabunny tank. With arsenic in the water. I shall attempt to draw a diagram below.
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I…
I…
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(You can’t see the arsenic. Neither can Joe. Actually, he can’t see the bunnies either, having squinty, useless little eyes.)
Cake, the drawing didn’t work. And guess whose fault that is?
Mr. Joe should be stepped on by a parade of sumo wrestlers.
Mr. Joe made me fail my presentation. He made me forget my WordMaster words. He should be stuffed into a cryovolcano on Titan, then blasted to Saturn and get smashed by particles in Saturn’s rings.
Mr. Joe should be sent on a one-way trip to the Kuiper Belt in the slowest possible rocket, so he goes crazy and all the calcium goes out of his bones.
The Kuiper Belt? Why not the Oort Cloud?
Princess (a “friend” of mine who is currently IMing me for no reason) is Mr. Joe. She’s one of those people who pretends to be nice and then makes fun of you, and is constantly drilling you for new information to use.
374- Right then, the Oort Cloud. There is no such thing as being too far away from Mr. Joe.
Whatever the Oort Cloud is, I need to read about it. But as of now, there is nothing to blame Mr. Joe about. But he still should be …
Mr. Joe, I can’t think of anything and it’s all your fault!
377- It’s the cloud of comets beyond Pluto that stretches halfway to Alpha Centauri.
Mr. Joe made Steve Fossett’s plane crash.
378- Oh. Okay… Thanks.
Mad MuseBlogging mob mocked Mr.Joe. Mwahahahaha.
Okay, I’m going to reference a bunch of Internet (not necessarily YouTube) videos in a Mr. Joe insult, and 3 piepoints to whoever can name all of them.
Mr. Joe should have all of his vital organs removed by singing letters, causing him to die a slow and painful death. Alternately, he could be shot with a death ray. Or follow Kiwi off the cliff, without a parachute like the one Kiwi undoubtedly has. And why am I being so mean to him? Because he is a **** lorem ipsum **** hippopotamus **** Republican **** soup **** in a castle far away where no one can hear you **** Daniel Radcliffe **** alakazam!
*pant* *pant*
And I have nothing against Republicans. It’s part of the video.
380–The last bit is from the Elder Swear on PotterPuppetPals Wizards Swears. That is, the last bit is a condensation of the Elder Swear…..
381- Oh, Syllabub and I once wrote the entire Elder Swear down for our amusement.
Mr. Joe made my brother drive me crazy.
ARGH!
Mr. Joe is so stupid that on forms where it says “Sign Here”, he writes “Scorpio”.
Mr. Joe made me put LEADERSHIP on the list of things I want to take next year! And he knows I hate things like that!
Mr. Joe thinks “Brazilian” is a really big number.
Joe stole my pull buoy. For non-swimmers, it’s a foam thing that you put between your legs to hold them still for drills where you don’t kick. Anyway, I had one, and JOE TOOK IT!
He can’t even swim, he just took it to be mean.
If you ranked people’s intelligence on a scale of 1 to 10 (with ten being the highest), Joe’s would be -10. Admittedly it’s impossible to know less than nothing, but it’s even more impossible for Joe to have even a hint of intelligence.
Mr. joe is a LADYBOY!!!!!
Joe made the hypnotic films that I had to see in class today!
Mr. Joe eats candy bars fried in fish batter and seasickness pills covered in rotten Vegemite.
Mr. Joe looks so old that when he was going to preschool, people asked him who his great- grandson was.
Very lame, I know.
Mr. Joe is so old he sold Noah the ark!
What’s wrong with being old? *is oldish*
Nothing’s wrong with being old, but there is something wrong with being old and still being as stupid as
is.
That makes sense.
388- What’s a ladyboy?
395- Yes. Yes, it does.
Looking at Mr. Joe’s face used to be a method of execution, but it was outlawed for being cruel and unusual punishment.
is beautiful compared to how Joe actually looks.
393- I hope I haven’t offended anyone. *is guilty*
doesn’t look that bad, actually. But Mr. Joe… I don’t want to meet him. Ever.
394- I agree!
397-
Mr Joe is such an idiot that he went to London because he was looking for the European common market!
(If he knew what that was!)
(Ok, I stole this from a Muppet Show. But thats ok.)
Mr. Joe likes to go to the beach and scream “SHARK!” at the top of his lungs.
Why is Mr. Joe green? *wonders*
mr joe is green because he is always sick and is always making everyone within a 27-mile radius of him get the flu and throw up
and he’s green because he eats the stuff in post 39
If you have an “accident” (you knock something over, you break something, you spill something, etc.) it’s really mr joe being mean
Mr joe makes jack the ripper look like the nicest man in the world
269- I respect Milton Rupines. He just wants to voice his own opinion. And anyway, he liked the books.
that was supposed to be “post 390 , not post 39″
Mr. Joe eats babies.
Mr. Joe is green because he is radioactive. Who else would be stupid enough to go and eat nuclear waste?
Mr. Joe killed John Lennon! *bursts into tears*
Poop! I just realized I’m repeating Beatlesrockr. Oh well.
Mr. Joe invented cigarettes/smoking/cigars/etc. and in the process killing George as well!
MR. JOE IS SO STUPID THAT HE PUTS HIS MONEY INTO A PARKING METER AND SAYS, “WHERE’S MY GUMBALL?”*
*Apologies to Lily. She thought up this diss, but used it to describe my teacher.
SFTDP
I meant George Harrison, but you probably already guessed that.
well I have the Mr. Joe Pie! Mr. Joe will demonstrate his face clinging skills on all of you dissing Mr. Joe!
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408- NO!!!!! Mr. Joe is using mind control on Enceladus!! Please, see the truth! PLEASE!
Mr. Joe is so stupid that he thinks avada kedavra means “I’ve got a piñata” in French.
Mr. Joe is so depraved he would sell his soul for a gumball.
What is a Mr. Joe pie?!
I am going to diss Mr. Joe, but I can’t think of anything! *is boring and uncreative*
It’s all his fault!