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Dissing Mr. Joe, Again
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can we pie Mr. joe? *holds pie up, to throw at
and this is the 1100 therd!
! you are taking up the 1100 theard!
drat you
Hey, l say the original one of these!
HELL:mrgreen:. I AM MR. J:mrgreen:E. :mrgreen:BEY ME :mrgreen:R I WILL DESTR:mrgreen:Y YOU!
MBer: Heck no. In fact, we will not only not obey you, we will diss you for all eternity! You are a moronic mousefaced mushbrained marblehead, and any guy named Joe who has heard of you probably wouldn’t leave his house for the shame of sharing your name! YOU’RE SO STUPID IT’S CONTAYJUS!!!
Yes, it was another of Ebeth’s brilliant ideas. It started in April 2006 and lasted until mid-February 2007 before closing down. I think we’ll be glad to have the much-reviled Mr. Joe back again.
Arrrrgh! *Throws spike pie O doom at :mrgreen:*
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ahh
i remeber this.
pretty awesome
I had a brilliant idea! yay!
even if it was a rather negative one. poor mr. joe
wait NO! what am i saying! Mr. Joe does not deserve our sympathy! Mr. Joe, you are a pusillanimous pile of putrid poo.
Mr. Joe, you are a pitiful puddle of pus. You don’t deserve your own thread, even if it is for the sole purpose of dissing you.
Oh, no, not this again! Hadn’t we dissed Mr. Joe enough on the other thread?
Yeah, does he deserve it?
Mr. Joe? Did ebeth invent the whole smiley? C00l! Wait, or did she just call him Mr. Joe? I’m sorry, I’m a bit tired and confused, so help!
*PIES MR. JOE EVEN THOUGHT HE LIKES HIM WHEN HE’S CALLED MR. GREEN HE DOESN’T NOW WHEN HE’S MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!*
Red-tailed HAWK
(who announces The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee declares its opposition to Mr. Joe 
)
(10, 11) It’s his job.
13-Ah. In that case…
Mr. Joe, your mom is fat. Fatty fat McFat Fat! Fattty fatty fat poo poo head! Nya Nya Nya! *jumps in circles*
(And plus you have a big wart on your nose with hair and it smells like rat intestins and crushed dog doo.)
Aww, poor Mr. Joe. I love you, Mr. Joe.
NOYOUDONT
Mr Joe’s mom is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so fat she got turned on by a National Geographic program on Blue Whales.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so poor that rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Mr Joe’s mom is so fat that her stretchmarks have stretchmarks.
is this thread just for trading “briliant” insults over a being named MR.JOE? because i mean come on! i can see his tears from here!
Yeah, pretty much. Mr. Joe is a detestable creature. Nobody likes you, Mr. Joe.
He’s impervious to all the remarks. He dosn’t care. He drinks them up like a milkshake. Add words like “canker” and he adds a little paper umbrella to the milkshake!
Yeah and Mr. Joe is so stupid she put 25 cents in a parking meter and said “where’s my gumball!”
Mr. Joe is the physical manifestation of everything foul that walks upon this earth. He should be attacked by Chuck Norris and Mr. T at the same time, and then, an offensive lineman and a sumo wrestler should sit on him.
PS: maybe we should rename Mr. Joe Mr. Rupines or Mr. Tiffany and Laney.
Mr. Joe you are a jerkface. Yeah I just made a word that uses the word face about you Mr. Joe. You are a writer’s block creating dog ear biting school bus driver with a mole on your left cheek! I want to duct tape you to a rock and play rap to you for 39 hours. I wouldn’t even change the song because I hate you so much.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so ugly she made my mom joke run away.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so dumb she tried to go skydiving off the curb.
24- no because then it would be specific.
Mr. Joe’s mom sold her car for gas money and even then she makes that worm-brained blister look good.
WHOOPS I meant that worm-brained blister makes her look good…or something like that.
Mr. Joe is so ugly his mom puts a bag over his head before she kisses him goodnight.
Ouch.
is my smiley personality. Thanks a lot, guys!
Mr. Joe has to be a Yankees fan. I know it.
Woohoo! Dissing Mr. Joe again!
Hebrew insults!!
Atah gamal
(that means “you’re a camel”)
GAH!!!!!!! I hate joe so bad!! He is the stu[idest being ever to crawl the earth! He may trash talk me, but hes just jealous because I yes I did so much better than he di!! He think’s hes so kool, but hes the biggest nerd in school!
si?ab Joe huy t’ebacut al xhwelch gwelalpaÆ›’paÆ›’.
Mr. Joe should drown himself in a lake of nuclear waste.
He is a nerd, thank you very much.
33 – which language was that? Spanish?
35 (groundhog) – It’s Lushootseed, I think.
35- Lushootseed- see Coy Woodnesse
≈∫π∫≈ ©
12- Yes! Let Zemtee form an alliance with the Prancing Unicorns and L’equipe Noir, and we shall pie Mr. Joe to the ground! *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, spike pies O doom, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at :mrgreen:*
Mr. Joe, thou canst not take 2 from 20 and get 18.
Mr. Joe, thou art a toad evil and ugly.
Mr. Joe, thou art a beslubbering coxcomb.
I don’t know whay everyone seems to be so predudiced against :mrgreen:. I’ve always found them rather amusing, although rather dim and prone to drooling. Ah well. The poor “little green emoticon.”
39-“beslubbering coxcomb” LOLZORZ i am totally using that on the next person who annoys me.
Why is every one using my phrase “physical manifestation”? anyway, I didn’t make that up. On this really lame Show that I was watching, I love New York 2, this one contestant Buddha called this other contestant “the Physical manifestation of everything i in this world”. Oh yeah. Who gets the Idea to make all these crappy dating shows like Flavor of Love:
summary in three sentences:
Flavor Flav: YEEEEEEAH boiiii flavor flaaaav!
New York: I’m the HBIC
Flavor Flav: No your not.
Well any way MR. JOE creates all those dating shows! blame him because he’s a spazmatron!
40- Mr. Joe is dimmer then the average “little green emoticon”. He deserves to be prejudiced against, as he is a jerk. Besides, it’s better for us to insult him than insult each other. *throws spike pie O doom at :mrgreen:*
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Sry for dbl posting, but my hatred for Joe does not limit me from stretching the boundaries of the MB. Mr. Joe should be glued to a man eating tiger and forced to watch High School Musical for all eternity.Also, he must sing “were all in this together” while watching it or his scapulas will be pierced with hot cauliflower. Mr. Joe should take a vacation to Times Beach. They should stick his head in a steaming vat of silly putty. That lowly canker shall spend the rest of his days watching family vacation slideshows.
42-maybe people are using it because you didn’t make it up and it actually exists as a pretty common phrase *revelation*
apols if ebeth sounds snarky, but she is having writing issues, which are no doubt the fault of that fat, foolish, fugly, frowning fungus mr. joe.
except he’s actually smiling, but whatever.
39-Beslubbering coxcomb. You might want to have a doctor look at that. ^_^
OMG. Did I just use that? I’m a horrid person. *emo*
[ snippity snip snip snippity cut cuttity cut cut cut snipity cut snip cut!-Profanity Gnome ] like a spleen!
Yes, I cut that. I confess to being a Profanity Gnome. A most unfortunate situation for a son of a sailor.
Mr. Joe! You are the son of a…mother…?
38- no way no how! *pies IBCF*
am i the only one who has moral issues over this thread? it’s like the whole milton rupines thing. random people wrote in saying they hated him because he didn’t like LOTR!
But……:mrgreen: is AWESOME!
“hugs him”
Yeah, but Milton was a real person. Joe is just an emoticon.
48- I feel bad about dissing someone (or something) that can’t be disrespectful right back.
50- Still doesn’t mean Joe deserves this, right?
Mr. Joe is a slimy knave and canker who deserves no better than to lick the out of Lindsey Lohan’s nose.
51 – His being an emoticon means that he cannot feel anything, so dissing him is completely harmless.
mr joe, your motther is so obese she could fit the equator around her waistband!
SO HA!
I actually like Mr. Joe, but this is just so fun!
Mr. Joe, your mom is so fat that I took a walk around her and got lost!
What?! What is this?
*pies Mr.Joe*
Mr. Joe is a fat degenerate. Also that guy is so stupid, oh my god. He’s so stupid that he saw his reflection in the water and thought he was drowning!
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to write the alphabet with M&Ms
Yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
50- that makes it even more wrong! i’ve always wanted to meet milton rupines and give him a hug!
Wait… before i start dissig, who IS Mr.Joe???
typo gmoe, will you preez add an ‘n’ to dissing?
(typo GNOME)
Mr. Joe is de belangrijkste medewerker aan het globale verwarmen. Telkens als hij farts, 10 ijsberen sterft.
Il signoro Joe è il contributore principale al riscaldamento globale. Ogni volta che farts, 10 orsi polari muore.
O Sr. Joe é o contribuinte principal a aquecer-se global. Cada vez que farts, 10 ursos polares morre
Senor Joe es el primero persona que hace el calientacion del mundo. Cada tiempo hace flatuation, un oso de polare muerte.
:mrgreen:, I will stand by you!
What is this all about? I like
as a smiley!
*Pies*
Red-tailed HAWK
Why Mr. Joe? I thought it was Mr. Green!
Is a canker.
61/62-Hehe, Typo Gnome begame a typo!
Uh, oh. Some people like
and other people don’t. I’ve just had a horrible thought–what if another pie war is caused by this difference in opinions? Please, find a way to resolve this conflict that doesn’t involve hurling a pie at a fellow MBer.
Yahoo!
The lump faced, lily livered, lard brain is back.
Mr. Joe, you have done nothing wrong. You do not deserve this dissing (some of which is getting repetitive).
is the little blue sand-filled balloon of stress relief for many a Muser.
Mr. Joe is a Liliputian with a disgusting pimple on his forehead and an extremely obtuse manner.
Save your pity. Mr. Green (his real name; Joe is just a character he plays) is well paid for absorbing all this abuse. I hear that he has a 35,000-square-foot house in Malibu with an Olympic pool and a heliport and that he parties with Lindsay Lohan. He’s grinning all the way to the bank.
Since when is partying with Lindsay Lohan a good thing?
Atah hashoresh l’kol ra, Joe!
(You are the root of all evil, Joe!)
Le mangere grasa bambinis!
I don’t think I spelled that right, but it means “You eat fat babies” because Mr. Joe’s mom is so poor that the only food she can afford for her family is fat babies.
Mr. Joe’s mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries!
Mr. Joe est un mangeur de ver de mastication d’alimentaire !
(Mr. Joe is a cud chewing worm eater!)
I like this thread. It’s very good for relieving stress.
Mr. Joe is evil and is a twerp. But I don’t think anyone who likes him should post here.
Mr. Joe, you deserve to have all your clothes turned into sandpaper.
Mr. Joe, you gave a hickie to Marel Street.
Mr. Joe is a Virgo. All Virgos are extremely nice and intelligent.
Except for Mr. Joe.
so…basically joe is some random dude w/ very hurt feelings? COOL!!!! i hav a lot of things to say to Joe…..
So… Mr. Joe is all about the cruel slaughtering of the poor little pengins and such by the obscene distribution of gas and other global warming stimulants?
I jike Mr. Green. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
There. (please don’t kill me!!!)
82- exactly, do you speak spanish, portuguese, dutch or italian.
Мама га-н Joe’s поÑтому тупоумно она Ñлышит будет зÑбким Ñнаружи поÑтому она получает чашка.
La mama de Senor Joe es muy estupido que me preguntaro, “Cual es el numero de telefono para 911?”
adskwoy al si?ab Joe, hakw sali? qahalh a sulh 60 Minutes.
85 – Cool, how’d you get those fonts?
80- Weird Al?
Fyi, it’s “Maryl Streep”.
Mr. Joe’s mother was a smiley with one eye and his father was a half-drunk chihuahua.
(87, 80) If you’re talking about the actor, her first name is “Meryl.”
87 – No his father was fully drunk, it’s just that chihuahuas act drunk already, so it’s hard to tell.
Chihuahuas? Hum. Totally lost me.
Nope, I’m not talking about “Maryl Streep”. I’m talking about Marel Street. They’re twins.
And they both have hickies.
91-…
*is missing joke*
mr. joe is career counseling. there is no worse insult to give. mr. joe is that utterly ridiculous, absolutely pointless exercise known as using a personality test to determine your career choices. mr. joe is a brainwashed, textbook-following idiot who needs to actually look around at REALITY and stop living in a bubble.
92-It ain’t a joke, girl. It’s called SARCASM.
Mr. Joe is MY STUPID FREAKING LOW WORD COUNT!!! AAARRGHH!!
*NaNo rage*
Ok. The bottom line is, nobody likes you mr. Joe. You need to move to some far-off mountain in Montana to go live with Hannah Montana. Youre a canker, your mom is a canker, your grandma is a canker, your great-grandma is a canker. No-one likes you. You should go away so we don’t have to see your green pimple-encrusted face. You are a terrible horrible human being. You cause global warming, the war in Iraq, high gas prices, and you party with Lindsay Lohan. You should be Britney Spears’ child so she will drop you on the floor. Also, you should be sent in a time machine to be Julius Caesar when he was ed by Brutus, you should be sent to be General Richard Montgomery at the battle of Montreal, and you should be sent to be Custer at little bighorn when the Sioux kicked his butt. You should be sent to the underworld where you should be forced to push a rock up a cliff and just as you get most of the way up, it comes down and you have to do it over again.
Now I should probably stop before this turns into my NaNoWriMo piece.
Mr. Joe is an alien from another planet who hit his head on a rock when flying towards earth at 234975 miles per hour and sits around grinning stupidly. Mr. Joe does nothing but stare at people without opening his eyes. No one likes him. Mr. Joe had a problem with the orthodonist messing his teeth coloring up when he was a little kid and has been scarred for life because he does not have natural teeth (coloring).
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!! *pies Mr. Joe with some brick, liver and algorithm pies*
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*pies Mr. Joe with some shooting star, apple and vinegar pies*
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*pies Mr. Joe with some mystery pies*
????????????????????????????????
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MUAHAHA!!!!!
I just don’t understand this thread. I like Mr. Green, and I have no idea whay you all insist on calling him MR. JOE!!!!!!
98-Mr. Green is a fine young man/smiley/whatever. Mr. Joe is not Mr. Green. He is an imposter and a canker.
Mr. Joe you are a filthy ball of pond scum and you look like one too! You should be duct taped to the ceiling and forced to watch high school musical until your eyes fall out. You should be sent to Florida and forced to recount ballots for all eternity. (sorry Florida!) You should be abducted by green men that are a much prettier shade of green than you and forced to stand in their town square and be taunted for being an ugly shade of green. Mr. Joe you are a pile of geometry homework that was done bet not checked by the teacher until a week later when the said homework had been disposed of and sent to a dump where seagulls wouldn’t even eat it because they were so repulsed by the hideousness of Mr. Joe.
Woah I’m writing long posts today in the mean threads.
Does anyone else have the book Shakespere’s Insults?
I love that book. I’m particularly fond of, “Methinks thou art a general offence, and all men should beat thee.”
100 – No, but I love Shakespearean insults. I got a packet of them from my friend who got it in oral interpretations. One part of it, which I particularly liked, was three columns of words. You would take one word from each column, and you had a Shakespearean insult. I especially liked the ones that began with gleeky, mammering, or beslubbering.
Shakesparean insults? Can do.
Thou gorbellied full-gorged boar-pig!
Most shallow man! Thou worms-meat in respect of a good piece of flesh indeed!
Thou roguish rough-hewn apple-john!
*baby voice*
What’s an apple-john?
101- Wow! My English teacher did the same thing with the columns!! I love insults, too. I want to get a Shakespearean Insult day-to-day calendar calendar this year!!!
101, 103-um. yeah. that was fun the first couple times…but i’ve gotten it every year now and it’s starting to get old. and the teachers are always so excited too, like “wow, look at this isn’t it cool be excited guys!” and we’re just like “ha, been there, done that”
i think it would be less annoying if they didn’t always expect us to be so enthralled.
100- Oh man, I so need that.
MR. JOE IS A BIG FAT #$%^*@& IDIOT!!!!!
Mr. Joe, you are an insult to creation. Why do you have to be so annoying? You keep that stupid grin on your face, no matter how much we insult you. I feel the need to wipe that grin off your face with a spike pie. *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwise throws spike pie O doom at Mr. Joe*
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Oh, and you are also an idiot.
104 – It’s much more fun if you have a Shakespearean insult war with your friends.
Mr. Joe, your deeds are as mean a dunking someone’s head in a bag of feathers.
Mr. Joe, you suck.
107-again, been there, done that. i’ve had shakesperean insult wars with the entire class. idk, after a while it just get’s pointless and boring.
Mr. Joe, you should be sucked into a black hole. Mr. Joe, you should be burned to a crisp in a pool of lava. Mr. Joe, you should be turned into radioactive glass by an atomic bomb. You should also be speared to death by pencils. Mr. Joe, you should DIE!!!
Mr. Joe, you are an evil robot. Mr. Joe, you are the red version of everything!
oh…I see how this works…darn you MR.JOE!!!! *pummels*
JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you…you…. you deserve to be sucked into a black hole!!!!!!!!! *slaps hand over mouth* did i just use anger? oh dear time for meditation…….. (yes i need a shrink)
Mr. Joe, you are the mix of apathy, procrastination, and writer’s block that prevents me from making great leaps and strides on my nano. you should be forced to listen to rihanna (sorry, rihanna fans) until your mind explodes. Oh wait…YOU DON’T HAVE ONE. you brainless worm. you should be forced to write a three-page essay about how some people don’t think shakespeare wrote shakespeare’s plays. yes, that’s right, write a freaking essay about a ridiculous conspiracy theory! Then i can turn it in as my homework. *death* but your essay would probably get an F+ because you’re a stupid, sniveling clump of snot.
Mr. Joe, it’s all your fault I have writers block and I’m behind in NaNo. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOURS YOURS YOURS!
*screams uncontrollably*
MR. JOE, YOU ARE SCHOOL!
Mr Joe gave me cleanup duty for this whole week!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ANGER VENTING MOOHAHA
SHALL I? I SHALL?
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Mr. Joe, you are a big meanie weenie! Cheese does not like you! Just being in your presence makes all cheese wither up and turn to dust. In the name of all cheese everywhere, Mr. Joe is a great, greeny and grinny grouch!
116- *gasp*
116- *gasps along with greekgurl*
119- Agree!
MR. JOE, YOU… YOU… YOU… YOU MAKE ME HAVE A LOSS OF WORD AT HOW EVIL YOU ARE! YOU DESERVE TO BE BOILED IN A TUB OF HOT DOG SLOBBER! THEN SLOWLY DIGESTED BY THAT CLAM THING IN RETURN OF THE JEDI! THEN DIAHHREAED OUT INTO AN ACTIVE VOCANO WITH ANGRY VAMPIRES! THEN BE FORCED INTO A GAY MARRIAGE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON! THEN MEET ANGRY WEREWOLVES! (you are basically a little digested bloody thing kept in an empty mayonnaisse jar by now) THEN BE FED TO STARVING BLAST ENDED SKREWTS! THEN HAVE MAX THINK YOU ARE AN ERASER TRYING TO HURT HER FLOCK! THEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY BROTHER RECITE THE ‘I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM…’ THINGY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry, a little venting action there)
121- Wow. That was very interesting. Especially the gay marriage thing.
115- YES IT IS HIS FAULT!!
121-Problem: Michael Jackson has kids. And a wife. Wife/Kids= straight.
Mr. Joe. YOU SUCK SO BAD. I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS I HATE OPRAH.
Oh, burn.
But we can agree that MJ is a child molesting weirdo.
Mr. Joe is the reason why we have the “Your comment is awaiting moderation” thing, and why our posts dont go up immediatly.
Grrrr! I HATE Mr. Joe! I hope he is hit by a bus, struck by lightning, crushed by a giant meteor, thrown into a pool of lava, and eaten alive by piranhas! And if he’s not dead yet, then he should be slowly lowered into a cesspool and drowned!
DEATH TO MR. JOE!!!
Mr. Joe, you’re a pathetic excuse for a nonexistent entity.
I feel the need to throw another spike pie. *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwise throws spike pie O doom at Mr. Joe*
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Hope that was painful,
!
Hehehe… *flamethrowers Joe*
MJ once had a video game where he had to rescue trapped kids from closets or something. The kids were being held hostage by monsters. So, I hope that Mr. Joe is one of those trapped kids! And may Michael find you, Mr. Joe!
123-He’s also missing, who knows where he is Missing=Cheating=Possibly Not Straight. Sorry Mr.Joe!(But not really
)
*Pies Mister Joe in frustration because the classic pie war thread is down*
121-123-130- Is there something wrong with being gay? Besides, l don’t even think MJ is really gay or straight. All he really is is a kidsexual, because he’s attracted to children not adults.
123 again- In brokeback mountain both Men had wives and kids.
123- I’m not sure about this, but didn’t MJ invite a 14-year old kid to his house for “sleepovers”?
May Mr. Joe be attacked by all the other smileys, some of which pretend to be happy all the time, but which harbor sadistic qualities. Some examples:
The most dangerous smiley is also the most unexplained.
Kill Mr. Joe! Kiiiilllllll! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllll! *is dragged off to insane asylum*
Mr. Joe, you are a foul pestilential crude ****ing **** of a ******. Your agnorant face makes me want to rip your nose off and feed it to you. I hate and spurn you. May you have a horrible itch where you can’t reach it, for eternity.
Wow. This is getting all very violent.
*whimper*
135- Mr. Joe deserves it! Death to
!!!
Was I too violent? Excuse me. Mr. Joe, I hope you become a scrivener in the 19th century and someone named Bartleby comes to work for you.* That’s all I’m sayin’.
*short story we just read in English
*does something horrible to
* Bwahahaha!
J
E!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you are boiled in your own Christmas pudding!
131-No there is nothing wrong with being gay, but he claims he ain’t.
Mr. Joe, you are not worthy of being dissed by such a high position as I, but I shall lower myself a smidgeon to let you live in the glory of having been insulted by the great Online Stalker Spy, Beavo.
You suck so much!
There, I hope you’re happy. Now bring me some watermelon.
Merry Christmas,
! (Not!)
*throws large slushball in Mr. Joe’s face*
:mrgreen:, thou jerk!
Yes, I got that from Kiss Me, Kate.
121- I belive the monster is either the Sarlacc or that monster that Bib Fortuna gave to Jabba for his birthday. DIE MR. JOE!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe, I hated that watermelon you got me! It tasted like a rubber boot!
Wait, it is a rubber boot!
Mr. Joe, might inquire why your rubber boots taste like gross watermelon???!!!
We’ve only dissed
for 145 posts, and already I can no longer contain my anger. It’s funner when the person you’re pieing pies back… I miss the pie war thread! *pies Mr. Joe* *sighs* 
I HATE you mr. Joe!!!!
*sprays pepper spray at Mr. Joe and pushes him into a giant cherry pie*
Mr.Joe is a fat, warty toad who thinks that he is a frog. but we all know that truth! Mwahahahahahaha!
Mr. Joe, you should be put into a rocket ship and sent on a collision course with Jupiter! It would be costly, but it’s worth seeing you suffer!
Mr Joe gave me a stomachache!! A really bad one!!
atah ra me’od!!
((sorry for doubleposting))
And it lasted for three days!!
You bloated old blue-faced baboon!!
Screw you Mr. Joe. You konvinced my girlfriend to break up with me. I hate you so much. I shall now roll you into a ball and bounce your bloated, crappy, moldy self on concrete. *does so*
I like Mr Joe! I named my stuffed penguin Mr Joe!
This thread stinks. Its nothing compared to the Pie War.
That’s Mr. Joe’s fault. Like everything else!
I fear for Cinnamoon’s penguin.
155- Hey, that’s not true! *pies Robert* I’m a totally awesome green emoticon. Why does everyone hate me? You make me so upset, I’m going to declare war on all of you! Except for Cinnamoon and a few others. You guys can join my side and help me
fight these jerks. Green emoticons pwn!!! Yeah! *pies all that hate
Mr. Joe*
156- *ignores Mr. Joe’s rant*
I agree with Cliff Eagle. This thread does stink (like Mr. Joe). I wish we would change our minds about aggresive pie throwing.
Mr. Joe, you are a pathetic loser. I bet you didn’t even know that “Wiki” was a verb. No, I thought not.
158- You’re hurting my feelings! That’s not nice, you know!
Eh, you deserve it, you worthless peice of mushroom.
159-THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
*chases after mr. joe with a pitchfork*
161- Ahhh! Get away from me! Green emoticons, attack!!!
*pies* Hahaha! How do you like that, you Mr. Joe-hating MBer? Haha– *is pied by everyone*
160 – Hey, I like mushrooms. Joe is a deathcap!!
I’m just dropping by to point out that it’s slightly pathetic that you ¡CAN’T DEAL WITH THE LACK OF A PIE WAR! Come on, people. Why do you need to be mean to this “Mr. Joe” person? I would say that no, this wasn’t that great an idea of Ebeth’s. But that’s just my grumpy opinion, like so many of my others. You can just ignore me again, have me pick up that piece of paper over there for you. *goes away still complaining*
164- Yeah, I mean sheesh! What’s wrong with you people? If you can’t deal with the lack of a pie war, why do you have to take it out on a poor, innocent green smiley like me? You guys should say sorry for the mean things you said and let me live in peace! MuseBlog is about discussion, not insults!
Cinamoon, stop with the Mr. Joe thing. Mr. Joe sucks. You don’t so why would you want to be him? Besides, everyone knows your real identity.
161-I have a flamethrower you can use!
Hey look, and angry mob! Maybe they’ll help us!
Angry Mob: Aaaaa. Get him.
166- I’m not Cinamoon, I’m Mr. Joe! And I pwn!
Sure! *pie angry mob* *are stabbed by pitchforks* Oh no! *runs*
167- Aaaah! Save me, green emoticons!
To save needless back-and-forth on the topic, the GAPAs can confirm that “MR. JOE” is not Cinnamon Moon.
Just to be clear about all this…
Mr. Joe is not mr. green. Mr. green is the cool, muserly emoticon you are thinking of when you think of mr. joe. Mr. Joe is actually mr. green’s evil twin cousin five times removed, but only on thursdays. Mr. Joe does not deserve your sympathy. He was sentenced to a life of being dissed as a punishment to his previous horrible crimes that we shall not discuss. Have no sympathy for him.
That being said, mr. joe, you are a useless underachiever and a lying louse.
I figured he was just doing it for money and fame, like any other celebrity.
OK cut the crap. Time for a new Classic Pie War thread.
OK, there’s one vote in favor of a new war. Any others?
i find it just a little bit sad that this blog can’t seem to get along without a pie war, even with a somewhat willing perpetual smiley to lash out at. gawsh, but we’re an angry bunch. *pies cliff eagle* i could do a pie war for a bit though. it’s when they get all technological and mary sue that i usually leave…
*pies ebeth in return, but its extra gloppy and explodes all over this useless thread*
174- I like the technological part, as long as, as you say, it doesn’t get MarySueish. Indestructible fortresses spoil the fun, people.
PIE WAR!!!!!!!!
The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee declares her support of Muserland. All who wish to support Muserland may join Zemtee, even if you were on another side before.
Agagabagabag, IBCF, Beavo, TNO, Cliff Eagle, etc, you may hold current positions if you wish.
Red-tailed HAWK says, join Zemtee, the side of Muserland pride and free pies
177-Yes Captain. I will resume my post, wait a segundo, what the heck do I do with Zemtee? *looks at old CPW therd* Oh yeah. The coconut cream guerilla. That was a stupid n00b idea. I need a new position that sounds good, hows about Admiral? I alwayz wanted to be one.
IBCF of The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee fully supports a pie war and asks for this thread, along with Mr. Joe, to be killed!
Hellooooo? Classic Pie War Thread?
I, TMFA, Declare the AZLA (anti-Zemmtee liberation army).
Mr. Joe, I rather hate you.
if there is a GAPA, aswner this:
what is the meaning of life?
183-42. GAPAs were busy so they sent me.
169- Thanks! I most definatley am not Mr Joe! I don’t like him that much! (Although I was considering joining him, but I decided to stay neutral.)
Wait–has this become the classic pie war thread? *pies TMFA and gimanator*
186- Might as well!
*pies IBCF!
No wars on this thread, please. I’ve just created a new Classic Pie War thread for those who find peace intolerable.
183 – You don’t need a GAPA for that. The answer is 42.
Joe made my drama club meeting get cancelled!! You evil scum! You fruit fly infested dumpster! You spawn of the black lagoon!
<innocent xkcd question>190- Does the dumpster have more honey or vinegar?</innocent xkcd question>
Every fly-infested dumpster I’ve dived into has smelled something like vinegar, but I’ve never seen any evidence of honey. Ergo, I conclude that you catch more flies with vinegar than with honey.
Honey works too though. I used some to catch the flies that had started breeding in my kitchen garbage can. (no one had time to take out the trash, so…) I couldn’t find flypaper.
Have either of you read xkcd? It was the new one on Friday, I think.
What’s xkcd?
To paraphrase Hannah Montana:
Mr. Joe doesn’t have the brains the Good Lord gave a hunk of turkey jerkey.
Mr. Joe, your momma is so ugly, she MUST be your momma.
Joe gave me a flippin’ cold! And then he kept me up all night so the cold would totally take over my body! He is not worthy to wipe slime from the Black Lagoon!
Mr. Joe is so ugly that he’s even ugly over the phone.
Yeah, his voice conjures up horrifying images of…oh, oh, it’s just too horrible to mention!
200- Darth Sideous?
200 – Close enough. I was thinking of something from a nightmare I once had.
You are a bucktoothed, diabolical, fat, oozing lump, Joe!
Mr. Joe makes the Pod People look like the friendliest folks ever.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe, you are so horrible that you cause me to use excessive exclamation points just to express a minute fraction of my hatred toward you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe steals peroid buttons from keyboards and uses them to build shrines to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe, you have a face like the back end of a bantha.
204 – Now that’s scary.
Mr. Joe, you are so dumb, you think the Loch Ness Monster makes locks.
Mr. Joe, you deserve to eat Sourkrout for the rest of your life every day for breakfast while having your eyeballs torn out with a pen.
Thou peice of crappe!
Mr. Joe, you have the brains of a sea jelly, and a sea jelly doesn’t even have any brains!
Mr. Joe is a mean, contemptible, despicable, degenerate, knavish, unscrupulous, vulgar, hateful, heartless, detestable, odious, repugnant, offensive, dreadful, disgusting, repulsive, hideous, disturbing, hostile, unfriendly, antagonistic fraud who hides in a deep, dark, frightening, crevasse where he can scheme, scowl, scof, scald, scream, skulk, smirk, sneer, snub, strike, sulk, sully, and swear at the world.
Tha’rt so worthy of revulsion that my own feeble pen comes not near to expressing my disgust, and I must needs paraphrase the Bard himself to insult thee properly! A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
*wants to throw spike pie* *finds nobody around in the Classic Pie War thread* *sees this thread* *throws spike pie at
*
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Mr. Joe is bald ’cause even his hair didn’t want to be around him.
One look at Mr.Joe would make any respectable person run away screaming because he’s so hideously evil!
Mr. Joe doesn’t know that Earth is the third planet from the sun.
Stop it off! ! your hurting his feelings. (loser)
how did you post that at 1:44? did you skip school?!
OMQW! (Oh my quesadilla wrap.)
i’m gonna tell on you!
216- She’s probably in a different time zone.
Mr. Joe has spam for brains.
218 – Who said he had any brains at all?
Roar! I’ll pinch you in the throat! all O’ y’alls
220 – Are you actually supporting Mr. Joe? Because I believe some of us had that discussion above.
Mr. Joe/Green speaks:
Ok, Joe, if you’re happy to be going out to lunch with Linday Lohan and Britney Spears, you’re even more of a…oh, I don’t know what to call you…than I thought.
222- All that I can say is that you’re with people who are just like you, Mr. Joe.
Mr. J/G responds:
Mr. Joe, you should not ever be on TV because if extraterrestrials see your image, they will conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth.
222-225) Hee hee!
Mr.Joe, you’re a big greeny who has problems with his oversized teeth! Mwahahaha!
Mr. Joe is uglier than Vader after he fell in the lava.
Mr. Joe- you’re Piltdown, man.
Mr. Joe, I missed you.
I’ll slap your extra hard this time to make up for it.
KaiYves-You’re really good at this. You must dislike Mr. Joe a lot.
Mr. Joe, you’re not allowed to talk to me anymore. GO hang out with Britney and Lindsay or whoever your other dumb friends are.
If Tiffany and Laney really came to MuseBlog I would crack up to see their reactions…
I think Milton Rupines coming here would be so awesome. He’s practically a Musebrity.
Mr. Joe, your vocabulary is more limited than Lil’ John’s.
What?
Yeah!
Okay!
231- On another forum I visit, there is a thread called “Write a Classy Insult”.
Mr. Joe, you mother is so dumb, she asked the operator what the number for 911 was!
Mr. Joe, your mother is so ugly that the infinite improbability drive couldn’t make anyone think she’s pretty.
Mr. Joe, you should join the space program. I hear they’re back to using monkeys.
I’ve never understood why it’s an insult to call someone a monkey. Monkeys are perfectly respectable animals.
237- But it comes with that oh-so-human ability to think we are better than everyone else. We have always said monkeys are like, but not quite human, so in calling someone a monkey you are calling them almost, but not quite human. See?
Joe is a lousy (literally, I believe he was responsible for infesting the apartment below mine with lice and sending the entire building into a panic) smelly, moldy old bowl of cold porridge.
237-I like monkeys. It’s only an insult because you’re saying the person isn’t human.
Mr. Joe, I don’t know where you’re from, but I’m pretty sure it’s near a toxic waste dump.
Karishnikriva- No, there is nothing wrong with being gay. I just stuck that into my tirade because I was thinking of the most horrible things that could happen to him.
Mr. Joe, although I have no idea who he is (beyond a small green smiley) or why we are compelled to diss him, is a seasick, sightless, slimy smiley who deserves to be buried in fresh horse poo. HA.
Mr. Joe, you smell like a pile of moldy chicken bones that have been dumped in a blender along with some rotten pickles and blended into baby food and eaten/wasted by a baby.
Mr. Joe, I am mad at you.
Mad at you is not something you want me to be.
Mr.Joe is so ugly that Medusa would turn to stone under his gaze.
They couldn’t make stamps of Mr. Joe because everybody would spit on the wrong side.
Joe deserves to be forced to listen to Celine Dion for all eternity!
247- Mr. Joe doesn’t DESERVE Celine Dion’s music!
Fine, how about feedback?
Hey guys,
I confess that I was “MR. JOE”. You see, the real Mr. Joe was scheduled to go on a cruise in Florida with Lindsay, so he payed me to do the job while he was absent. However, I was a terrible actor, and he had to come back and cut his vacation short. I think he’s still a bit angry with me.
*leaves*
Mr. Joe could scare a Rancor.
Mr. Joe, you, you, you POOP! *eats Mr. Joe* Hmm… tastes like overcooked brocoli.
He could scare a Sith!
Only two things made by humans kill populations of entire planets. The Death Star, and Mr. Joe’s bad breath.
Wait–Humans made his bad breath?
255- He’s (unfortunately) human, and his bad breath comes from his body, so…
If everybody except Mr. Joe vanished, there would be no intelligent life on Earth.
(“Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!”)
Joe is an oozing, slimy glob of pus.
Mr. Joe is so dumb he tried to play charades against a sign language teacher.
Joe is so dumb he burns cds with a match.
Who’s dumb?
The guy who played charades against the sign language teacher.
Who’s dumber than that?
His brother who thought he’d win.
Who’s dumber than that?
This guy in the audience who bet 50 dollars he’d win.
Who’s dumber than that?
Mr. Joe!
Joe tried to melt my snow!
Mr. Joe makes the teachers give homework!
Mr. Joe gets Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up.
Joe melted my snow! So now I have school again (although I must admit, college is a heck of a lot better than high school)
Mr.Joe is a meanie weenie poo poo head.
How is Bigfoot like Mr. Joe’s brain?
Both are primitive, subhuman, and probably don’t even exist anyway!
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person!!!!
Mr Joe, I’m going to use you in the next pie war. only your name will be Mr. Pie so it seems pie war related.
He doesn’t deserve to be part of something as lofty and wonderful as a pie war.
Mr. Joe is so mean he insults dead people because they can’t do anything about it.
Joe smells like a stinky fish.
He is so stupid that he flaunts this fact shamelessly.
Mr. Joe thinks radiocarbon dating has to do with shout outs on the radio!
Joe smells like the ant killer that just got sprayed in my apartment.
Mr. Joe is Bart Sibrel’s ugly little brother.
Except he’s not his biological brother, that would be an unfair blow to Bart Sibrel.
275- Do you know who Bart Sibrel is?
Unless you’re talking about a Bart Sibrel who wasn’t the one who got punched by Buzz Aldrin for asking him to swear he’d walked on the moon, yes.
277- That’s the one I’m talking about.
Hence the words “unfair blow” I was trying to make a pun.
279- Oh, I get it.
Mr. Joe deserves to get punched by Buzz Aldrin.
Mr. Joe is a buffoon.
Mr. Joe is a Vogon.
Mr. Joe should be a politician!
Mr. Joe is so dirty, Buzz Aldrin wouldn’t touch him even TO punch him.
I feel sorry for Mister Joe.
–
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Oh Well! Mr.Joe is so arrogant that he let’s his dog poo in other peoples yards.
If you weighed the contents of Mr. Joe’s skull, it would weigh less than areogel.
If Mr. Joe were any fatter, he’d have a couple of moons orbiting him.
He’s also also less evolved then the rest of his family of dungbeetles.
I found his dignity and intelligence in the trash compacter yesterday.
He’s also a warthog-faced bufoon.
>—-:mrgreen:—–> (if that dosen’t come out right it’s supposed to be Mr. Joe with an arrow through his head.)
/\_/\_/\_/\_:Evil:_/\_/\_/\_/\
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kudos to whoever thought of Demon Spike Pies!
I launch a million smart pies at Mr, Joe
A million sword-weilding flying monkeys are sent out to harrass Mr. Joe
And Here’s what I did to Mr. Joe’s pet rabbit!
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287- Sorry, I’ve already invented demon spike pies.
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Mr. Joe ran into a tribe of Neanderthals.
They made him their pet.
But then they got rid of him after a few days because he kept barfing all over them.
Yes, he was too primitive for them.
Mr. Joe is descended from the people who destroyed the Library of Alexandria.
Weren’t those the Visigoths or something?
293- Nah, just a nondescript fanatical religious angry mob.
Fits.
Joe is more useless than a burnt-out lightbulb.
Joe is more useless than a screen door on a spaceship.
Mr.Joe is more useless then a beached whale in antarctica.
Mr. Joe is a barmy old codger! (from Harry Potter)
Mr. Joe deserves to be locked in a coffin with bugs eating away at him for centuries to come. (see The Mummy)
Mr. Joe is so stupid, a blind man once picked his brain up and thought it was sponge cake.
From Potter Puppet Pals:
Mr. Joe is so fat, that when he jumps, he causes earthquakes on the opposite side of the world. I’d like to punch those big white teeth down his throat.
oh, poor Mr. Joe! *starts “Pity Mr. Joe Club” *
lawl…
Pity Mr. Joe club???
301- No! Don’t give him pity! *threatens to spike pie Faye*
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*pies Faye at a machine-gun rate, all the while yelling, “PITY? PITY?
Hey, we’re dissing Joe here, not Faye.
Speaking of… Joe is a cold old lump of half-melted dirty snow.
Right. Sorry.
Joe made the hamsters next door to me turn homicidal.
Trying to have an intelligent conversation with Mr. Joe is like giving a telescope to a blind person.
Mr. Joe should be wrapped in a meat-flavored pack and thrown to the wolves.
Mr. Joe’s shampoo quit within a week. “A futile job” was his complaint.
Mr. Joe tried to enter the mean and sarcastic club, but they said it was for amateurs and not professionals.
Joe is an HPB in disguise.
Mr. Joe doesn’t know the difference between Pi and Pie.
311, 312 – Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
Joe is as important as pea soup.
*lame*
313 – As oversalted split-pea soup, definitely. Good pea soup, definitely not.
Joe is a computer virus!
Joe is a Conspiracy Theorist!
Joe conspires as well, mostly to bring about the downfall of MB. Luckily we are keeping him down with our stinging insults.
299-You left out ****soup!****Micky Mouse*****in a castle far far away where no one will hear you********republican*********alacazam!
317 – Sorry. *feels ashamed*
Mr. Joe was Dr. Kevorkian’s BFF.
Joe is Richard Hogaland’s BFF!
Joe was Hitler’s BFF!
Joe is Nancy Lieder’s boyfriend!
Joe is anti-NASA!
Joe is an insult to all smileys!!!
He is an insult to the color green!
Googlefight .com says:
Kokopelli- 1,430,000 results
Mr. Joe- 369,000 results
Yeah!
An insult to the name Joe AND the color green AND Yoda, he is. Green, Yoda is.
325 – I sense a great obsession with Star Wars in you, my young padawan. (Gotcha.
)
Joe is a friend to the HPB cause!
326 – But wouldn’t that make him a good guy?
327 – No, because the HPB cause is evil.
But that makes it awesome. So ha.
While I admit that being evil can be fun, it’s not good when there’s something competing with Mostly Harmless for the rulership of the world.
Mr. Joe would send a rover to a gas planet.
326 – I must admit, that was good. But, nevertheless, I did humiliate you, considering I’m younger than you.
Mr. Joe deserves to be thrown into a small, locked room with Glen and Albert, the MOST ANNOYING people EVER. Without a way of escaping. For a month.
Mr. Joe hates George Lucas!
332 – I’ll let you think that you humiliated me. No harm in it, really.
Joe is from the 70’s!
Mr. Joe likes eating vegemite with anti-seasickness pills.
333 – Gasp!!!
334 – Stop patronizing me. (I think that’s what you’re doing, if it’s not, sorry, that’s the first time I’ve used that word)
Mr. Joe hates Kokopelli.
Mr. Joe hates J. K. Rowling and attempted to assassinate George Lucas once.
336 – No, not patronizing, although my statement could be interpreted as such. I was merely trying to convey that your statement was false.
Mr. Joe destroys all Star Wars memorabilia that he can find.
And then grinds it into a powder and throws it in people’s faces.
Especially people with alergies.
AAAHH-CHOO!!!!
Mr. Joe had a bonfire out of Muse issues once.
Mr. Joe uses National Geographics as toilet paper.
And accidentally clogs up his toilet when he tries to flush too many pages at once.
Can we Shakespeareanly-insult Mr Joe?
Because if we can:
Mr Joe,
Thou art deformed, crooked, old, and sere, ill-faced, worse-bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
You can insult him in any way you please.
344 – Why not?
Mr Joe, thou art but a time pleaser an affectioned idiot, the best persuaded of yourself, so crammed, as you think, with excellences.
Mr Joe, whatsoever thou art thou art but a scurvy fellow.
Mr Joe, thou art tainted in thy wits.
And finally…
Mr Joe, go shake your ears!
Paraphrasing the song Cruela De Vile:
Joe is a monster
Joe is a beast
He oughta be locked up
And never released
Mr. Joe deserves to be on the Titanic. And to not have a life raft. And get eaten by murderous sharks.
347 – The world was such a wholesome place until…Joe!
(Ah well, it doesn’t exactly fit)
Mr. Joe can go to Venus and WARM.
HIS.
TOES.
*pouts*
350- And be crushed by the insanely dense atmosphere, poisoned by the sulfer clouds, shocked by the lightning, and land in an active volcano.
Joe deserved to be subjected to my roommate’s and my joint fantasies turned into reality. (Talk about a fate worse than death…)
Joe deserves hypothermia.
And then to rapidly switch to heatstroke, which will not only add its own pain to that of getting hypothermia, but will also likely injure his internal organs from the quick temperature change.
Joe doesn’t believe in evolution.
I should introduce Joe to my pet Dementor.
356 – You have a pet dementor?? *slowly backs away*
Mr. Joe deserves to sit where I sit in English and Math. *shudder*
Huzzah!
Mr Joe,
Thou art a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred pound knave.
*fogets rest of insut and is too lazy to go look it up*
*thinks*
Mr. Joe, thou art a disease that must be cut away. Hang yourself you muddy conger! Thou dost infect mine eyes and poison mine blood.
Huzzah!
Mr Joe,
Thou art a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred pound knave.
*fogets rest of insut and is too lazy to go look it up*
Thou art a heedless jolthead and unmannered slave.
Joe is dumber than lichen and denser than neutron stars.
(360) Though one should make clear that Mr. Joe shares only intellectual prowess with lichens. I should confess I am extremely partial to lichens for their diverse beauties (I keep some as pets), whereas Mr. Joe fails even to achieve the aesthetic appeal of bird droppings.
357-She only attacks people I don’t like.
You’re a good Dementor, aren’t you,
Mom?Jow deserves to have his name misspelled much more than I just did accidentally but then decided to keep it that way.
Joe thinks “Mars” is spelled “M-O-O-N”.
(After what somebody said about Disney sequels)
Mr. Joe should be shot in the face and then hung, drawn, and quartered. and stomped on by elephants. and then burned.
Joe is a lily-livered lump of lard.
Joe is Tardiff.
367- Ouch.
How long can a person live without a brain?
I don’t know, how old is Mr. Joe?
Joe cannot be a mentalist. To be a mentalist, you must have a mind.
362 – *runs away*
Mr. Joe hates LOTR.
371 – Not to mention any other part of fandom or geekdom. The guy’s missing out on all the fun in life.
372 –
Gosh, you’re right! 
Joe smells like a mildewed old doormat.
Joe thinks germs are from Germany.
And that Russia’s always in a rush, and that the Netherlands are…OK, won’t mention that one.
376 – ?)
Joe thinks Helsinki has sunk to… well, you know.
377 – Ever heard of “nether regions”?
Joe thinks CP stinks.
380- Joe thinks cosmologists make makeup.
Joe is similar to the small lump of green putty found in Grunthos the Flatulent’s armpit one midsummer morning.
Mr. Joe thinks Time is just a magazine.
379 – Um…?
380 – Is CP Club Penguin?
382 – Who?
Joe litters. He throws his empty beer bottles all over the place.
384 – Grunthos the Flatulent? He’s the Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria, mentioned in HG2G in relation to Vogon poetry. Apparently Azgoth poetry is even worse than the Vogon variety, and the example given was of a poetry recitation by the aforementioned Poet Master, where he read a poem entitled “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” Four members of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging during the performance, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
*recites on and on from HG2G…*
Joe knows nothing and believes everything.
Joe picks his nose. A lot.
386 – Okay then…
388 – And then throws it in other people’s faces.
Mr. Joe is the reason I nearly froze to death running the mile at the meet earlier today.
And the reason why I overslept yesterday, missing most of my morning classes and getting me in major trouble with my dean.
Mr. Joe is where Stan Lee got the idea for the Green Goblin.
Mr. Joe,
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip thou art spherical like a globe. Out, dunghill thou dost infect mine eyes and poison my blood. THou art a disease that must be cut away. THy wit is as thick as mustard and thy breath stinks of toasted cheese.
Furthermore, thou art the reason that I have a ludicrous amount of homework! Mr. Joe, you were born to do your father shame.
THou diabolical fiend. Thou…words fail me,
Mr. Joe is related to the N’gari demon that Kitty Pryde killed.
396 – That sounds vaguely familiar…
Mr. Joe is the reason so many people don’t finish their Screnzys.
Mr Joe is the reason my internet behaves sporadically!
Mr.Joe, your so stupid you stared at a juice box for 20 minutes, just because it said concentrate!
Mr.Joe, you shall be hung on a mountain, and a giant bird shall come and eat your guts every evening for all of eternity!!!!!!!!
Mr.Joe, your so stinky, that when your farted, it started World WarII!!!!!!
Joe is so stupid, he tried for 10 minutes to exit through an entrance.
397- It’s an X-Men reference.
Mr. Joe is so ugly he’s not allowed within ten miles of the mirror factory.
396) lol
Mr.Joe, you’re so stupid that you walked into an airport on your first day of being a terrorist and told the first clerk that you saw that you needed help with your bags because your bomb was too heavy.
And then, when the clerk thought you were just joking, you opened up your suitcase and showed her the bomb.
So, being a terrorist didn’t work out, so Joe tried to become a bank robber. He didn’t want people identifying him by his clothes, so he robbed the bank wearing his underwear.
Needless to say, Joe was quickly aprehended.
Joe is so old he calls God “kid”.
405 – Then, at his trial, he was so proud of his idea to rob a bank in his underwear that he didn’t even bother to defend himself, and even gave details about his ingenious idea.
Heck, Joe tried to go to court in his underwear, but the police wouldn’t allow it.
So he got sent to jail, and tried to tunnel out, but he accidentally hit the prison’s cesspool.
Yuck. Cesspools.
Mr. Joe should sit in my seat at Global Studies.
Why, what’s wrong with your seat?
Joe is in love with Latrine! (from Men in Tights)
413 – The most annoying kid ever sits across from me. The nicest kid ever sits next to him. She is being annoyed by him too. (Because he’s annoying.)
Mr. Joe is, well, Mr. Joe, because thats the worst possible offfense.
414 – Aha. Hmmm, that reminds me: Joe is more annoying than Crazy Frog!
416- Ouch.
Joe deserves to be boiled in oil. Or maybe hot lava.
Mr. Joe is blind, bald and toothless, and he’s too young for social security.
416 – Yikes! A little harsh there!
Mr. Joe deserves to curl up in a hole and… live. (Somebody at my school is forbidding me to say “Go curl up in a hole and die”)
I wouldn’t touch Mr. Joe with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
I would, however, touch him with a five-foot lightsaber.
421 – It might break the lightsaber though.
422 – True.
I would touch him with some uranium. With me wearing a protective suit. And him not.
Hmmm… I wonder what would happen if Joe did get exposed to radiation…He can’t exactly turn green, he already is green. Although any color change, however slight, would be a welcome improvement. He is the most disgusting shade of green that I have ever seen in my entire life.
Mr. Joe is just grumpy because Dorothy threw water on his mom and melted her.
425 – Good one!
Joe has a gaze that causes encephalitis! (five points to whoever can tell me the source of that slightly altered quote)
426 – Kiss or Kill XLII: Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!
427 – I was thinking of the actual OOTS strip, but you got the idea. 5 points for you!
Joe is an oversized bacterium!
Looking at Mr. Joe’s face is cruel and unusual punnishment.
428 – Ooh! Points! What kind of points?
Joe deserves to be chopped up into tiny bits and fed to the birds.
Mr. Joe is so crazy he scares The Joker away.
430 – Well, I never got into the whole spzdk point thing, so I don’t have any of those, but I could give you some Punxsutawney Points.
Joe smells like oven cleaner!
Thanks, Groundhog!
Joe ate my super secret special sauce!
Joe is Chuck Norris’ worst enemy.
And YOU know what happens to them…
Senor Joe, tu eres un cobarde muy estupido y gordo.
That means: Mr. Joe, you are a fat and dumb coward.
Mr. Joe is why we aren’t colonizing Mars by now.
Yay, multilingual insults!
Joe, atah yoter garua me’hasatan!
Which means: Joe, you’re worse than the devil!
Mr.Joe abuses his socks by brutally disposing of a single sock in each pair. Mr. Joe is a mean brute who wear missmatched socks.
439 – *giggles*
Joe maims Wungs! On purpose!
Moprop. Jopoe isop a poplopainop bopigop fopatop mopeanopie.
All of those people who don’t think we should spend money on space exploration are Mr. Joe in disguise.
Mr.Joe has a ridiculous dental bill because he eats marbles for breakfast.
When he gets tired of marbles, he switches to nails and screws.
Mr. Joe doesn’t celebrate Earth Day.
445 – Because he lives in a landfill, and is deathly afraid that someone will mistake him for a piece of garbage and recycle him.
Mr. Joe IS a piece of garbage.
That would explain his sickening green skin. And I always thought those teeth looked like leftover vampire ffangs from Halloween.
Mr.Joe is so stupid, that when he got out a juicebox he stared at it for 20 min. just because it said concentrate!!! Mr.Joe, you are so stinky that your mama won’t touch you! You’re so ugly, that when you stuck your head out the window somebody called the S.W.A.T. team, and they brought you to area 51!
449 – Careful with that Alter Ego there.
449 – Yeah, or you might get into the same trouble I did when I accidentally posted as the Killer Rabbit on OWTH2.
Joe broke the glasses I bought for the people who hosted me during Spring Break!
Mr. Joe is why George Lucas had such a hard time finding support for Episode IV.
Joe is more useless than a bent pen-nib.
Who’s dumb?
The guy who tasered himself.
Who’s dumber than that?
The guy who tasered himself on the tounge.
Who’s dumber than that?
Mr. Joe.
Who’s dumb?
The guy who reached for a piece of cheese on a mousetrap.
Who’s dumber?
The guy who ran back for a piece of cheese in a burning house.
Who’s dumber than that?
The cheese.Mr Joe.Sorry, Bakerites.
456 – Well, actually I’m sure that Bakerites enjoy cheese a la auto-da-fe every once in a while. On a related note, I found a cheese that you can fry.
Joe is a piece of inedible cheese.
Mr. Joe’s every move creates massive carbon emissions.
458 – And sulfur dioxide emissions.
Mr. Joe eats cats and chipmunks.
Mr. Joe is illiterate.
Mr. Joe is why I had to run a mile in 20 degree weather today. And why it took me 8 minutes, six seconds. My adverage is 7:30!
Mr. Joe thinks Danny Ocean is an idiot.
Mr. Joe thinks Carl Sagan is Japanese.
Joe is an idiot.
Joe is make of poo.
Qrrbrbirlbel, Zeeky Booky Doog.
Now Joe is getting slow.
Orange slayed the rake.
I’m going to the zoo now.
To feed Joe to a snake.
Mr. Joe thinks he is smarter than Artemis Fowl.
But in reality his intelligence is about equal to a troll’s while his personality resembles Opal Koboi’s.
Mr. Joe is a genius. On Opposite Day.
Mr. Joe is so fat that when he tried out for the star wars play he got the part…for the death star. (Dissed)
Mr.Joe is about as active as a rock and has a similar intelligence to one.
Mr.Joe looked at a juice box of orange juice for three hours because it said ‘Concentrate’
Mr. Joe tried to join the Masters of Lame, but they rejected him for being too lame.
Mr. Joe is Jabba the Hutt’s little brother.
Joe makes a sewer look like a rose garden.
When Mr. Joe went on vacation and he had to sign his name in the hotel book he said “I didn’t know I had to take a test! *starts crying*
Mr. Joe is a privy monster.
476 – Is that similar to a bathroom demon?
He should contract rabies, get hospitalized with AIDS and die of cancer.
But someone accidently stabbed him in the leg and took out his tumor and he died of blood loss anyway.
477-Yes.
The best plastic surgeon in the world looked at Mr. Joe’s face and said “There’s really nothing I can do. It’s just too hopeless.”
Joe is a dead fish!
Mr. Joe, I hope you are hit by a bus, crushed by a meteor, and eaten by a fish. And I hope the fish that eats you is chopped to pieces by a dam and eaten by other fish, who are all caught by fishermen and eaten. And I hope those fishermen blow up and die. And I hope the dead remains of the fishermen are eaten by flies, who in turn are all swatted and crushed. And I hope it hurts! *demonic laughter*
I found a statue of Joe similar to the one of Arthur Dent in the HG2TG series (the statue of him killing the same reincarnated soul over and over) But the one of Joe had ten times as many killings on it.
Mr. Joe is an has areogel for brains.
The gel collapsed under the weight of his skull, though, so his “brains” are squashed.
Wow. I think this needs a new thread………..
Mr.Joe is the equivilent of a chocolate flavored skittle. He’s just out of place in society.
(485) I’m not sure that one is an insult. But you’re right, a new thread is long overdue.