Dissing Mr. Joe, Again
An outlet for your frustration, now that MBers have stopped pieing one another in anger. 
Date: November 16, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
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the man for aeiou
in November 16th, 2007 @ 21:08can we pie Mr. joe? *holds pie up, to throw at
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the man for aeiou
in November 16th, 2007 @ 21:10and this is the 1100 therd!
drat you ! you are taking up the 1100 theard!
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agagabagabag
in November 16th, 2007 @ 21:36Hey, l say the original one of these!
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Prarilius Canix, taking a break from NaNoWriMo
in November 16th, 2007 @ 21:42HELL:mrgreen:. I AM MR. J:mrgreen:E. :mrgreen:BEY ME :mrgreen:R I WILL DESTR:mrgreen:Y YOU!
MBer: Heck no. In fact, we will not only not obey you, we will diss you for all eternity! You are a moronic mousefaced mushbrained marblehead, and any guy named Joe who has heard of you probably wouldn’t leave his house for the shame of sharing your name! YOU’RE SO STUPID IT’S CONTAYJUS!!!
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in November 16th, 2007 @ 22:02Yes, it was another of Ebeth’s brilliant ideas. It started in April 2006 and lasted until mid-February 2007 before closing down. I think we’ll be glad to have the much-reviled Mr. Joe back again.
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¡IBCF!
in November 16th, 2007 @ 22:15Arrrrgh! *Throws spike pie O doom at :mrgreen:*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/
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dark duke of darkness
in November 16th, 2007 @ 22:15ahh
i remeber this.
pretty awesome
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ebeth
in November 16th, 2007 @ 22:20I had a brilliant idea! yay!
even if it was a rather negative one. poor mr. joe
wait NO! what am i saying! Mr. Joe does not deserve our sympathy! Mr. Joe, you are a pusillanimous pile of putrid poo.
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¡IBCF!
in November 16th, 2007 @ 22:54Mr. Joe, you are a pitiful puddle of pus. You don’t deserve your own thread, even if it is for the sole purpose of dissing you.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 16th, 2007 @ 23:42Oh, no, not this again! Hadn’t we dissed Mr. Joe enough on the other thread?
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agagabagabag
in November 17th, 2007 @ 00:09Yeah, does he deserve it?
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Red-tailed HAWK
in November 17th, 2007 @ 06:16Mr. Joe? Did ebeth invent the whole smiley? C00l! Wait, or did she just call him Mr. Joe? I’m sorry, I’m a bit tired and confused, so help!
*PIES MR. JOE EVEN THOUGHT HE LIKES HIM WHEN HE’S CALLED MR. GREEN HE DOESN’T NOW WHEN HE’S MR. JOE!!!!!!!!!*
Red-tailed HAWK
(who announces The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee declares its opposition to Mr. Joe )
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 06:26(10, 11) It’s his job.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 07:5313-Ah. In that case…
Mr. Joe, your mom is fat. Fatty fat McFat Fat! Fattty fatty fat poo poo head! Nya Nya Nya! *jumps in circles*
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 07:56(And plus you have a big wart on your nose with hair and it smells like rat intestins and crushed dog doo.)
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MissSwann2223
in November 17th, 2007 @ 08:53Aww, poor Mr. Joe. I love you, Mr. Joe.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 10:52NOYOUDONT
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 12:37Mr Joe’s mom is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so fat she got turned on by a National Geographic program on Blue Whales.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so poor that rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Mr Joe’s mom is so fat that her stretchmarks have stretchmarks.
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dark duke of darkness
in November 17th, 2007 @ 12:44 is a degenerate canker!!!
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 13:26 Mr. Joe, you are wrong, and unclean, and you don’t even know Chinese! Their gonna think your a transvestite. You’re going to be on Montel Williams for Cri-i. You wanna make five bucks? Help your dad put on his shoes, he has a bad back. You wanna make ten? CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. You’re gonna give Betty from across the street a heart attack. She’s gonna die and it’s gonna be all your fault. You canker.
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Kagcomix the Zombie Stalker
in November 17th, 2007 @ 13:29is this thread just for trading “briliant” insults over a being named MR.JOE? because i mean come on! i can see his tears from here!
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:03Yeah, pretty much. Mr. Joe is a detestable creature. Nobody likes you, Mr. Joe.
He’s impervious to all the remarks. He dosn’t care. He drinks them up like a milkshake. Add words like “canker” and he adds a little paper umbrella to the milkshake!
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:13Yeah and Mr. Joe is so stupid she put 25 cents in a parking meter and said “where’s my gumball!”
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:33Mr. Joe is the physical manifestation of everything foul that walks upon this earth. He should be attacked by Chuck Norris and Mr. T at the same time, and then, an offensive lineman and a sumo wrestler should sit on him.
PS: maybe we should rename Mr. Joe Mr. Rupines or Mr. Tiffany and Laney.
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Unintended Pun
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:50Mr. Joe you are a jerkface. Yeah I just made a word that uses the word face about you Mr. Joe. You are a writer’s block creating dog ear biting school bus driver with a mole on your left cheek! I want to duct tape you to a rock and play rap to you for 39 hours. I wouldn’t even change the song because I hate you so much.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so ugly she made my mom joke run away.
Mr. Joe’s mom is so dumb she tried to go skydiving off the curb.
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The Insane Blue Sage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:5524- no because then it would be specific.
Mr. Joe’s mom sold her car for gas money and even then she makes that worm-brained blister look good.
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The Insane Blue Sage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 14:56WHOOPS I meant that worm-brained blister makes her look good…or something like that.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:02Mr. Joe is so ugly his mom puts a bag over his head before she kisses him goodnight.
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agagabagabag
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:05Ouch.
is my smiley personality. Thanks a lot, guys!
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:14Mr. Joe has to be a Yankees fan. I know it.
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groundhog22
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:22Woohoo! Dissing Mr. Joe again!
Hebrew insults!!
Atah gamal
(that means “you’re a camel”)
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Aeiou's Homeboy
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:25GAH!!!!!!! I hate joe so bad!! He is the stu[idest being ever to crawl the earth! He may trash talk me, but hes just jealous because I yes I did so much better than he di!! He think’s hes so kool, but hes the biggest nerd in school!
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:37si?ab Joe huy t’ebacut al xhwelch gwelalpaÆ›’paÆ›’.
Mr. Joe should drown himself in a lake of nuclear waste.
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agagabagabag
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:40He is a nerd, thank you very much.
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groundhog22
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:4833 – which language was that? Spanish?
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Purple Panda
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:5235 (groundhog) – It’s Lushootseed, I think.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:5735- Lushootseed- see Coy Woodnesse
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¡IBCF!
in November 17th, 2007 @ 15:59≈∫π∫≈ ©
12- Yes! Let Zemtee form an alliance with the Prancing Unicorns and L’equipe Noir, and we shall pie Mr. Joe to the ground! *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, spike pies O doom, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at :mrgreen:*
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speller73
in November 17th, 2007 @ 16:25Mr. Joe, thou canst not take 2 from 20 and get 18.
Mr. Joe, thou art a toad evil and ugly.
Mr. Joe, thou art a beslubbering coxcomb.
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 17th, 2007 @ 16:47I don’t know whay everyone seems to be so predudiced against :mrgreen:. I’ve always found them rather amusing, although rather dim and prone to drooling. Ah well. The poor “little green emoticon.”
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ebeth the once-again stalker
in November 17th, 2007 @ 17:0739-“beslubbering coxcomb” LOLZORZ i am totally using that on the next person who annoys me.
Mr. Joe, you are the physical (or rather, virtual) manifestation of bad writing, such as is going into my nanowrimo at the moment. it is ALL YOUR FAULT. You sly, slithering, sneaky, slimy, sucker. you cankerous worm of a groveling, cowardly cockroach.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 17:24Why is every one using my phrase “physical manifestation”? anyway, I didn’t make that up. On this really lame Show that I was watching, I love New York 2, this one contestant Buddha called this other contestant “the Physical manifestation of everything i in this world”. Oh yeah. Who gets the Idea to make all these crappy dating shows like Flavor of Love:
summary in three sentences:
Flavor Flav: YEEEEEEAH boiiii flavor flaaaav!
New York: I’m the HBIC
Flavor Flav: No your not.Well any way MR. JOE creates all those dating shows! blame him because he’s a spazmatron!
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¡IBCF!
in November 17th, 2007 @ 17:2540- Mr. Joe is dimmer then the average “little green emoticon”. He deserves to be prejudiced against, as he is a jerk. Besides, it’s better for us to insult him than insult each other. *throws spike pie O doom at :mrgreen:*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 17th, 2007 @ 17:33Sry for dbl posting, but my hatred for Joe does not limit me from stretching the boundaries of the MB. Mr. Joe should be glued to a man eating tiger and forced to watch High School Musical for all eternity.Also, he must sing “were all in this together” while watching it or his scapulas will be pierced with hot cauliflower. Mr. Joe should take a vacation to Times Beach. They should stick his head in a steaming vat of silly putty. That lowly canker shall spend the rest of his days watching family vacation slideshows.
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ebeth the once-again stalker
in November 17th, 2007 @ 18:4342-maybe people are using it because you didn’t make it up and it actually exists as a pretty common phrase *revelation*
apols if ebeth sounds snarky, but she is having writing issues, which are no doubt the fault of that fat, foolish, fugly, frowning fungus mr. joe.
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ebeth the once-again stalker
in November 17th, 2007 @ 18:43except he’s actually smiling, but whatever.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 17th, 2007 @ 18:5639-Beslubbering coxcomb. You might want to have a doctor look at that. ^_^
OMG. Did I just use that? I’m a horrid person. *emo*
[ snippity snip snip snippity cut cuttity cut cut cut snipity cut snip cut!-Profanity Gnome ] like a spleen!
Yes, I cut that. I confess to being a Profanity Gnome. A most unfortunate situation for a son of a sailor.
Mr. Joe! You are the son of a…mother…?
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Kagcomix the Zombie Stalker
in November 17th, 2007 @ 19:5238- no way no how! *pies IBCF*
am i the only one who has moral issues over this thread? it’s like the whole milton rupines thing. random people wrote in saying they hated him because he didn’t like LOTR!
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nerdz_r00l
in November 18th, 2007 @ 00:52But……:mrgreen: is AWESOME!
“hugs him”
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groundhog22
in November 18th, 2007 @ 01:05Yeah, but Milton was a real person. Joe is just an emoticon.
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Andrew
in November 18th, 2007 @ 07:5348- I feel bad about dissing someone (or something) that can’t be disrespectful right back.
50- Still doesn’t mean Joe deserves this, right?
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 18th, 2007 @ 08:09Mr. Joe is a slimy knave and canker who deserves no better than to lick the out of Lindsey Lohan’s nose.
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groundhog22
in November 18th, 2007 @ 09:1451 – His being an emoticon means that he cannot feel anything, so dissing him is completely harmless.
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kt the gr8
in November 18th, 2007 @ 10:10mr joe, your motther is so obese she could fit the equator around her waistband!
SO HA!
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Beavo (and such)
in November 18th, 2007 @ 12:15I actually like Mr. Joe, but this is just so fun!
Mr. Joe, your mom is so fat that I took a walk around her and got lost!
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kiwimuncher
in November 18th, 2007 @ 12:33What?! What is this?
*pies Mr.Joe*
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 18th, 2007 @ 12:58Mr. Joe is a fat degenerate. Also that guy is so stupid, oh my god. He’s so stupid that he saw his reflection in the water and thought he was drowning!
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MissSwann2223
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:21Yo mama is so dumb she tried to write the alphabet with M&Ms
Yo mama is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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Kagcomix the Zombie Stalker
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:2650- that makes it even more wrong! i’ve always wanted to meet milton rupines and give him a hug!
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MissSwann2223
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:50Wait… before i start dissig, who IS Mr.Joe???
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MissSwann2223
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:50typo gmoe, will you preez add an ‘n’ to dissing?
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MissSwann2223
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:51(typo GNOME)
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 18th, 2007 @ 15:57Mr. Joe is de belangrijkste medewerker aan het globale verwarmen. Telkens als hij farts, 10 ijsberen sterft.
Il signoro Joe è il contributore principale al riscaldamento globale. Ogni volta che farts, 10 orsi polari muore.
O Sr. Joe é o contribuinte principal a aquecer-se global. Cada vez que farts, 10 ursos polares morre
Senor Joe es el primero persona que hace el calientacion del mundo. Cada tiempo hace flatuation, un oso de polare muerte.
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 18th, 2007 @ 16:28:mrgreen:, I will stand by you!
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Red-tailed HAWK
in November 18th, 2007 @ 17:04What is this all about? I like
as a smiley! *Pies*
Red-tailed HAWK
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 18th, 2007 @ 17:17Why Mr. Joe? I thought it was Mr. Green!
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 18th, 2007 @ 19:28
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 18th, 2007 @ 19:34Is a canker.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 18th, 2007 @ 19:4161/62-Hehe, Typo Gnome begame a typo!
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¡IBCF!
in November 18th, 2007 @ 21:04Uh, oh. Some people like
and other people don’t. I’ve just had a horrible thought–what if another pie war is caused by this difference in opinions? Please, find a way to resolve this conflict that doesn’t involve hurling a pie at a fellow MBer.
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Cedar
in November 18th, 2007 @ 21:27Yahoo!
The lump faced, lily livered, lard brain is back.
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dark duke of darkness
in November 18th, 2007 @ 22:36 is bad, evil, and deserves no pity. and ‘s name is mr joe. deal with it!@!!
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Andrew
in November 19th, 2007 @ 06:38Mr. Joe, you have done nothing wrong. You do not deserve this dissing (some of which is getting repetitive).
is the little blue sand-filled balloon of stress relief for many a Muser.
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kiwimuncher
in November 19th, 2007 @ 06:38Mr. Joe is a Liliputian with a disgusting pimple on his forehead and an extremely obtuse manner.
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kiwimuncher
in November 19th, 2007 @ 06:38
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in November 19th, 2007 @ 08:08Save your pity. Mr. Green (his real name; Joe is just a character he plays) is well paid for absorbing all this abuse. I hear that he has a 35,000-square-foot house in Malibu with an Olympic pool and a heliport and that he parties with Lindsay Lohan. He’s grinning all the way to the bank.
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groundhog22
in November 19th, 2007 @ 11:07Since when is partying with Lindsay Lohan a good thing?
Atah hashoresh l’kol ra, Joe!
(You are the root of all evil, Joe!)
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Unintended Pun
in November 19th, 2007 @ 14:20Le mangere grasa bambinis!
I don’t think I spelled that right, but it means “You eat fat babies” because Mr. Joe’s mom is so poor that the only food she can afford for her family is fat babies.Mr. Joe’s mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries!
Mr. Joe est un mangeur de ver de mastication d’alimentaire !
(Mr. Joe is a cud chewing worm eater!)I like this thread. It’s very good for relieving stress.
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weeeeee the indominable
in November 19th, 2007 @ 14:21Mr. Joe is evil and is a twerp. But I don’t think anyone who likes him should post here.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 19th, 2007 @ 16:22Mr. Joe, you deserve to have all your clothes turned into sandpaper.
Mr. Joe, you gave a hickie to Marel Street.
Mr. Joe is a Virgo. All Virgos are extremely nice and intelligent.
Except for Mr. Joe.
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greekgurl the Latin speakin geek freak!
in November 19th, 2007 @ 17:31so…basically joe is some random dude w/ very hurt feelings? COOL!!!! i hav a lot of things to say to Joe…..
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MissSwann2223
in November 19th, 2007 @ 17:53So… Mr. Joe is all about the cruel slaughtering of the poor little pengins and such by the obscene distribution of gas and other global warming stimulants?
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 19th, 2007 @ 18:37I jike Mr. Green. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
There. (please don’t kill me!!!)
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 19th, 2007 @ 20:0182- exactly, do you speak spanish, portuguese, dutch or italian.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 19th, 2007 @ 20:29Мама га-н Joe’s поÑтому тупоумно она Ñлышит будет зÑбким Ñнаружи поÑтому она получает чашка.
La mama de Senor Joe es muy estupido que me preguntaro, “Cual es el numero de telefono para 911?”
adskwoy al si?ab Joe, hakw sali? qahalh a sulh 60 Minutes.
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groundhog22
in November 20th, 2007 @ 00:0885 – Cool, how’d you get those fonts?
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Andrew
in November 20th, 2007 @ 07:1980- Weird Al?
Fyi, it’s “Maryl Streep”.Mr. Joe’s mother was a smiley with one eye and his father was a half-drunk chihuahua.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in November 20th, 2007 @ 09:13(87, 80) If you’re talking about the actor, her first name is “Meryl.”
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groundhog22
in November 20th, 2007 @ 11:2487 – No his father was fully drunk, it’s just that chihuahuas act drunk already, so it’s hard to tell.
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Miss Swann who is happy it's thanksgiving vacation
in November 20th, 2007 @ 14:20Chihuahuas? Hum. Totally lost me.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 20th, 2007 @ 15:54Nope, I’m not talking about “Maryl Streep”. I’m talking about Marel Street. They’re twins.
And they both have hickies.
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ebeth the once-again stalker
in November 20th, 2007 @ 17:0591-…
*is missing joke*
mr. joe is career counseling. there is no worse insult to give. mr. joe is that utterly ridiculous, absolutely pointless exercise known as using a personality test to determine your career choices. mr. joe is a brainwashed, textbook-following idiot who needs to actually look around at REALITY and stop living in a bubble.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 20th, 2007 @ 17:2392-It ain’t a joke, girl. It’s called SARCASM.
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Prarilius Canix, taking a break from NaNoWriMo
in November 20th, 2007 @ 18:39Mr. Joe is MY STUPID FREAKING LOW WORD COUNT!!! AAARRGHH!!
*NaNo rage*
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 20th, 2007 @ 18:41Ok. The bottom line is, nobody likes you mr. Joe. You need to move to some far-off mountain in Montana to go live with Hannah Montana. Youre a canker, your mom is a canker, your grandma is a canker, your great-grandma is a canker. No-one likes you. You should go away so we don’t have to see your green pimple-encrusted face. You are a terrible horrible human being. You cause global warming, the war in Iraq, high gas prices, and you party with Lindsay Lohan. You should be Britney Spears’ child so she will drop you on the floor. Also, you should be sent in a time machine to be Julius Caesar when he was ed by Brutus, you should be sent to be General Richard Montgomery at the battle of Montreal, and you should be sent to be Custer at little bighorn when the Sioux kicked his butt. You should be sent to the underworld where you should be forced to push a rock up a cliff and just as you get most of the way up, it comes down and you have to do it over again.
Now I should probably stop before this turns into my NaNoWriMo piece.
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Kari
in November 20th, 2007 @ 19:44Mr. Joe is an alien from another planet who hit his head on a rock when flying towards earth at 234975 miles per hour and sits around grinning stupidly. Mr. Joe does nothing but stare at people without opening his eyes. No one likes him. Mr. Joe had a problem with the orthodonist messing his teeth coloring up when he was a little kid and has been scarred for life because he does not have natural teeth (coloring).
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Gaea (who is putting down her position as mother earth to THROW SOME PIES!!!!)
in November 20th, 2007 @ 20:25AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!! *pies Mr. Joe with some brick, liver and algorithm pies*
####[][][]%%%%()()()()()
\___________________/
*pies Mr. Joe with some shooting star, apple and vinegar pies*
~~~~~~*********^^^^^^^^***********
\_________________________/*pies Mr. Joe with some mystery pies*
????????????????????????????????
\_______________________________/MUAHAHA!!!!!
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 20th, 2007 @ 20:54I just don’t understand this thread. I like Mr. Green, and I have no idea whay you all insist on calling him MR. JOE!!!!!!
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Unintended Pun
in November 20th, 2007 @ 22:2398-Mr. Green is a fine young man/smiley/whatever. Mr. Joe is not Mr. Green. He is an imposter and a canker.
Mr. Joe you are a filthy ball of pond scum and you look like one too! You should be duct taped to the ceiling and forced to watch high school musical until your eyes fall out. You should be sent to Florida and forced to recount ballots for all eternity. (sorry Florida!) You should be abducted by green men that are a much prettier shade of green than you and forced to stand in their town square and be taunted for being an ugly shade of green. Mr. Joe you are a pile of geometry homework that was done bet not checked by the teacher until a week later when the said homework had been disposed of and sent to a dump where seagulls wouldn’t even eat it because they were so repulsed by the hideousness of Mr. Joe.
Woah I’m writing long posts today in the mean threads.
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Midnight Fiddler
in November 20th, 2007 @ 22:35Does anyone else have the book Shakespere’s Insults?
I love that book. I’m particularly fond of, “Methinks thou art a general offence, and all men should beat thee.”
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speller73
in November 21st, 2007 @ 15:28100 – No, but I love Shakespearean insults. I got a packet of them from my friend who got it in oral interpretations. One part of it, which I particularly liked, was three columns of words. You would take one word from each column, and you had a Shakespearean insult. I especially liked the ones that began with gleeky, mammering, or beslubbering.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 21st, 2007 @ 15:59Shakesparean insults? Can do.
Thou gorbellied full-gorged boar-pig!
Most shallow man! Thou worms-meat in respect of a good piece of flesh indeed!
Thou roguish rough-hewn apple-john!
*baby voice*
What’s an apple-john?
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Gaea
in November 21st, 2007 @ 16:01101- Wow! My English teacher did the same thing with the columns!! I love insults, too. I want to get a Shakespearean Insult day-to-day calendar calendar this year!!!
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Ebeth The Titleless
in November 21st, 2007 @ 16:59101, 103-um. yeah. that was fun the first couple times…but i’ve gotten it every year now and it’s starting to get old. and the teachers are always so excited too, like “wow, look at this isn’t it cool be excited guys!” and we’re just like “ha, been there, done that”
i think it would be less annoying if they didn’t always expect us to be so enthralled.
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MissSwann2223
in November 21st, 2007 @ 19:16100- Oh man, I so need that.
MR. JOE IS A BIG FAT #$%^*@& IDIOT!!!!!
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¡IBCF!
in November 21st, 2007 @ 19:38Mr. Joe, you are an insult to creation. Why do you have to be so annoying? You keep that stupid grin on your face, no matter how much we insult you. I feel the need to wipe that grin off your face with a spike pie. *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwise throws spike pie O doom at Mr. Joe*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/Oh, and you are also an idiot.
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speller73
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 12:48104 – It’s much more fun if you have a Shakespearean insult war with your friends.
Mr. Joe, your deeds are as mean a dunking someone’s head in a bag of feathers.
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MissSwann who is reading the warriors series
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 13:56Mr. Joe, you suck.
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in November 22nd, 2007 @ 14:05107-again, been there, done that. i’ve had shakesperean insult wars with the entire class. idk, after a while it just get’s pointless and boring.
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¡IBCF!
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 14:39Mr. Joe, you should be sucked into a black hole. Mr. Joe, you should be burned to a crisp in a pool of lava. Mr. Joe, you should be turned into radioactive glass by an atomic bomb. You should also be speared to death by pencils. Mr. Joe, you should DIE!!!
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speller73
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 14:53Mr. Joe, you are an evil robot. Mr. Joe, you are the red version of everything!
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gimanator
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 15:02oh…I see how this works…darn you MR.JOE!!!! *pummels*
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greekgurl the Latin speakin geek freak!
in November 22nd, 2007 @ 19:49JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you…you…. you deserve to be sucked into a black hole!!!!!!!!! *slaps hand over mouth* did i just use anger? oh dear time for meditation…….. (yes i need a shrink)
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ebeth
in November 24th, 2007 @ 16:31Mr. Joe, you are the mix of apathy, procrastination, and writer’s block that prevents me from making great leaps and strides on my nano. you should be forced to listen to rihanna (sorry, rihanna fans) until your mind explodes. Oh wait…YOU DON’T HAVE ONE. you brainless worm. you should be forced to write a three-page essay about how some people don’t think shakespeare wrote shakespeare’s plays. yes, that’s right, write a freaking essay about a ridiculous conspiracy theory! Then i can turn it in as my homework. *death* but your essay would probably get an F+ because you’re a stupid, sniveling clump of snot.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 24th, 2007 @ 20:27Mr. Joe, it’s all your fault I have writers block and I’m behind in NaNo. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOURS YOURS YOURS!
*screams uncontrollably*
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Prarilius Canix, taking a break from NaNoWriMo
in November 24th, 2007 @ 20:33MR. JOE, YOU ARE SCHOOL!
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groundhog22
in November 25th, 2007 @ 05:35Mr Joe gave me cleanup duty for this whole week!!
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Agrrrfishi, returned from Novel Writing in her small computer room
in November 25th, 2007 @ 11:57HAHAHAHAHAHA ANGER VENTING MOOHAHA
SHALL I? I SHALL?-~-~-~-~-~-~
\__:twisted:__/
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kiwimuncher, who likes cheese
in November 25th, 2007 @ 12:41Mr. Joe, you are a big meanie weenie! Cheese does not like you! Just being in your presence makes all cheese wither up and turn to dust. In the name of all cheese everywhere, Mr. Joe is a great, greeny and grinny grouch!
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greekgurl the Latin speakin geek freak!
in November 25th, 2007 @ 13:07116- *gasp*
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MissSwann who is reading the warriors series
in November 25th, 2007 @ 17:27116- *gasps along with greekgurl*
119- Agree!
MR. JOE, YOU… YOU… YOU… YOU MAKE ME HAVE A LOSS OF WORD AT HOW EVIL YOU ARE! YOU DESERVE TO BE BOILED IN A TUB OF HOT DOG SLOBBER! THEN SLOWLY DIGESTED BY THAT CLAM THING IN RETURN OF THE JEDI! THEN DIAHHREAED OUT INTO AN ACTIVE VOCANO WITH ANGRY VAMPIRES! THEN BE FORCED INTO A GAY MARRIAGE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON! THEN MEET ANGRY WEREWOLVES! (you are basically a little digested bloody thing kept in an empty mayonnaisse jar by now) THEN BE FED TO STARVING BLAST ENDED SKREWTS! THEN HAVE MAX THINK YOU ARE AN ERASER TRYING TO HURT HER FLOCK! THEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY BROTHER RECITE THE ‘I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY PUT ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM…’ THINGY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry, a little venting action there)
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Andrew
in November 26th, 2007 @ 16:47121- Wow. That was very interesting. Especially the gay marriage thing.
115- YES IT IS HIS FAULT!!
is the source of all evil in this world. May he be sucked into a pitcher plant and die over a period of three to four days, being slowly digested by the acid within.
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Beavo (and such)
in November 26th, 2007 @ 17:01121-Problem: Michael Jackson has kids. And a wife. Wife/Kids= straight.
Mr. Joe. YOU SUCK SO BAD. I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS I HATE OPRAH.
Oh, burn.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in November 26th, 2007 @ 17:24But we can agree that MJ is a child molesting weirdo.
Mr. Joe is the reason why we have the “Your comment is awaiting moderation” thing, and why our posts dont go up immediatly.
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¡IBCF!
in November 26th, 2007 @ 17:26Grrrr! I HATE Mr. Joe! I hope he is hit by a bus, struck by lightning, crushed by a giant meteor, thrown into a pool of lava, and eaten alive by piranhas! And if he’s not dead yet, then he should be slowly lowered into a cesspool and drowned!
DEATH TO MR. JOE!!!
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King Wachtelschlag Fliegender
in November 26th, 2007 @ 18:59Mr. Joe, you’re a pathetic excuse for a nonexistent entity.
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¡IBCF!
in November 26th, 2007 @ 19:15I feel the need to throw another spike pie. *flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwise throws spike pie O doom at Mr. Joe*
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_
\____:twisted:____/Hope that was painful,
!
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groundhog22
in November 27th, 2007 @ 05:32Hehehe… *flamethrowers Joe*
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Andrew
in November 27th, 2007 @ 06:07MJ once had a video game where he had to rescue trapped kids from closets or something. The kids were being held hostage by monsters. So, I hope that Mr. Joe is one of those trapped kids! And may Michael find you, Mr. Joe!
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Agrrrfishi, Holder of the Diamond Keyboard
in November 27th, 2007 @ 17:07123-He’s also missing, who knows where he is Missing=Cheating=Possibly Not Straight. Sorry Mr.Joe!(But not really
)
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Karishnekrava
in November 27th, 2007 @ 19:38*Pies Mister Joe in frustration because the classic pie war thread is down*
121-123-130- Is there something wrong with being gay? Besides, l don’t even think MJ is really gay or straight. All he really is is a kidsexual, because he’s attracted to children not adults.
123 again- In brokeback mountain both Men had wives and kids.
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Andrew
in November 28th, 2007 @ 16:53123- I’m not sure about this, but didn’t MJ invite a 14-year old kid to his house for “sleepovers”?
May Mr. Joe be attacked by all the other smileys, some of which pretend to be happy all the time, but which harbor sadistic qualities. Some examples:
The most dangerous smiley is also the most unexplained.
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¡IBCF!
in November 28th, 2007 @ 17:30Kill Mr. Joe! Kiiiilllllll! Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllll! *is dragged off to insane asylum*
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Quintessentia
in November 29th, 2007 @ 12:18Mr. Joe, you are a foul pestilential crude ****ing **** of a ******. Your agnorant face makes me want to rip your nose off and feed it to you. I hate and spurn you. May you have a horrible itch where you can’t reach it, for eternity.
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kiwimuncher
in November 30th, 2007 @ 14:50Wow. This is getting all very violent.
*whimper*
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¡IBCF!
in November 30th, 2007 @ 20:28135- Mr. Joe deserves it! Death to
!!!
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Quintessentia
in November 30th, 2007 @ 21:03Was I too violent? Excuse me. Mr. Joe, I hope you become a scrivener in the 19th century and someone named Bartleby comes to work for you.* That’s all I’m sayin’.
*short story we just read in English
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¡IBCF!
in November 30th, 2007 @ 23:54*does something horrible to
* Bwahahaha!
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Aeiou's Homeboy
in December 1st, 2007 @ 14:50J
E!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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purplefinch
in December 1st, 2007 @ 15:04
I hope you are boiled in your own Christmas pudding!
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Beavo (and such)
in December 1st, 2007 @ 20:18131-No there is nothing wrong with being gay, but he claims he ain’t.
Mr. Joe, you are not worthy of being dissed by such a high position as I, but I shall lower myself a smidgeon to let you live in the glory of having been insulted by the great Online Stalker Spy, Beavo.
You suck so much!
There, I hope you’re happy. Now bring me some watermelon.
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¡IBCF!
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 19:17Merry Christmas,
! (Not!)
*throws large slushball in Mr. Joe’s face*
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speller73
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 19:26:mrgreen:, thou jerk!
Yes, I got that from Kiss Me, Kate.
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eragon
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 19:36121- I belive the monster is either the Sarlacc or that monster that Bib Fortuna gave to Jabba for his birthday. DIE MR. JOE!!!!!!!
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Beavo (and such)
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 19:55Mr. Joe, I hated that watermelon you got me! It tasted like a rubber boot!
Wait, it is a rubber boot!
Mr. Joe, might inquire why your rubber boots taste like gross watermelon???!!!
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¡IBCF!
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 20:00We’ve only dissed
for 145 posts, and already I can no longer contain my anger. It’s funner when the person you’re pieing pies back… I miss the pie war thread! *pies Mr. Joe* *sighs* 
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Dancergirl13
in December 2nd, 2007 @ 20:20I HATE you mr. Joe!!!!
*sprays pepper spray at Mr. Joe and pushes him into a giant cherry pie*
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kiwimuncher
in December 3rd, 2007 @ 06:33Mr.Joe is a fat, warty toad who thinks that he is a frog. but we all know that truth! Mwahahahahahaha!
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¡Ã߀ƒ!
in December 8th, 2007 @ 12:02Mr. Joe, you should be put into a rocket ship and sent on a collision course with Jupiter! It would be costly, but it’s worth seeing you suffer!
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groundhog22
in December 8th, 2007 @ 13:02Mr Joe gave me a stomachache!! A really bad one!!
atah ra me’od!!
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groundhog22
in December 11th, 2007 @ 12:44((sorry for doubleposting))
And it lasted for three days!!
You bloated old blue-faced baboon!!
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Beavo the Online Stalker Spy Dude
in December 11th, 2007 @ 16:04Screw you Mr. Joe. You konvinced my girlfriend to break up with me. I hate you so much. I shall now roll you into a ball and bounce your bloated, crappy, moldy self on concrete. *does so*
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Cinnamoon
in December 13th, 2007 @ 11:44I like Mr Joe! I named my stuffed penguin Mr Joe!
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in December 13th, 2007 @ 12:02This thread stinks. Its nothing compared to the Pie War.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 13th, 2007 @ 12:19That’s Mr. Joe’s fault. Like everything else!
I fear for Cinnamoon’s penguin.
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MR. JOE!!!
in December 13th, 2007 @ 13:53155- Hey, that’s not true! *pies Robert* I’m a totally awesome green emoticon. Why does everyone hate me? You make me so upset, I’m going to declare war on all of you! Except for Cinnamoon and a few others. You guys can join my side and help me
fight these jerks. Green emoticons pwn!!! Yeah! *pies all that hate
Mr. Joe*
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¡Ã߀ƒ!
in December 13th, 2007 @ 18:49156- *ignores Mr. Joe’s rant*
I agree with Cliff Eagle. This thread does stink (like Mr. Joe). I wish we would change our minds about aggresive pie throwing.
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Beavo the Online Stalker Spy Dude
in December 13th, 2007 @ 20:59Mr. Joe, you are a pathetic loser. I bet you didn’t even know that “Wiki” was a verb. No, I thought not.
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MR. JOE
in December 13th, 2007 @ 21:09158- You’re hurting my feelings! That’s not nice, you know!
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Beavo the Online Stalker Spy Dude
in December 13th, 2007 @ 21:23Eh, you deserve it, you worthless peice of mushroom.
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ebeth
in December 13th, 2007 @ 21:26159-THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
*chases after mr. joe with a pitchfork*
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MR. JOE
in December 13th, 2007 @ 21:43161- Ahhh! Get away from me! Green emoticons, attack!!!
*pies* Hahaha! How do you like that, you Mr. Joe-hating MBer? Haha– *is pied by everyone*
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groundhog22
in December 14th, 2007 @ 02:52160 – Hey, I like mushrooms. Joe is a deathcap!!
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Glassboro
in December 14th, 2007 @ 05:59I’m just dropping by to point out that it’s slightly pathetic that you ¡CAN’T DEAL WITH THE LACK OF A PIE WAR! Come on, people. Why do you need to be mean to this “Mr. Joe” person? I would say that no, this wasn’t that great an idea of Ebeth’s. But that’s just my grumpy opinion, like so many of my others. You can just ignore me again, have me pick up that piece of paper over there for you. *goes away still complaining*
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MR. JOE
in December 14th, 2007 @ 10:06
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in December 14th, 2007 @ 11:26Cinamoon, stop with the Mr. Joe thing. Mr. Joe sucks. You don’t so why would you want to be him? Besides, everyone knows your real identity.
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Beavo the Online Stalker Spy Dude
in December 14th, 2007 @ 12:31161-I have a flamethrower you can use!
Hey look, and angry mob! Maybe they’ll help us!
Angry Mob: Aaaaa. Get him.
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MR. JOE
in December 14th, 2007 @ 13:23166- I’m not Cinamoon, I’m Mr. Joe! And I pwn!
167- Aaaah! Save me, green emoticons! Sure! *pie angry mob* *are stabbed by pitchforks* Oh no! *runs*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 14th, 2007 @ 13:39To save needless back-and-forth on the topic, the GAPAs can confirm that “MR. JOE” is not Cinnamon Moon.
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ebeth
in December 14th, 2007 @ 14:41Just to be clear about all this…
Mr. Joe is not mr. green. Mr. green is the cool, muserly emoticon you are thinking of when you think of mr. joe. Mr. Joe is actually mr. green’s evil twin cousin five times removed, but only on thursdays. Mr. Joe does not deserve your sympathy. He was sentenced to a life of being dissed as a punishment to his previous horrible crimes that we shall not discuss. Have no sympathy for him.
That being said, mr. joe, you are a useless underachiever and a lying louse.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 14th, 2007 @ 15:07I figured he was just doing it for money and fame, like any other celebrity.
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in December 14th, 2007 @ 15:17OK cut the crap. Time for a new Classic Pie War thread.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 14th, 2007 @ 15:19OK, there’s one vote in favor of a new war. Any others?
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ebeth
in December 14th, 2007 @ 15:54i find it just a little bit sad that this blog can’t seem to get along without a pie war, even with a somewhat willing perpetual smiley to lash out at. gawsh, but we’re an angry bunch. *pies cliff eagle* i could do a pie war for a bit though. it’s when they get all technological and mary sue that i usually leave…
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in December 14th, 2007 @ 16:26*pies ebeth in return, but its extra gloppy and explodes all over this useless thread*
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Prarilius Canix
in December 14th, 2007 @ 16:32174- I like the technological part, as long as, as you say, it doesn’t get MarySueish. Indestructible fortresses spoil the fun, people.
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 ¡|°\ø∂—†å¡∫ø∂ ∫–∫ Å \./\./ ∫
in December 14th, 2007 @ 16:39PIE WAR!!!!!!!!
The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee declares her support of Muserland. All who wish to support Muserland may join Zemtee, even if you were on another side before.
Agagabagabag, IBCF, Beavo, TNO, Cliff Eagle, etc, you may hold current positions if you wish.
Red-tailed HAWK says, join Zemtee, the side of Muserland pride and free pies
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Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage
in December 14th, 2007 @ 16:58177-Yes Captain. I will resume my post, wait a segundo, what the heck do I do with Zemtee? *looks at old CPW therd* Oh yeah. The coconut cream guerilla. That was a stupid n00b idea. I need a new position that sounds good, hows about Admiral? I alwayz wanted to be one.
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¡IBCF!
in December 14th, 2007 @ 17:21IBCF of The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee fully supports a pie war and asks for this thread, along with Mr. Joe, to be killed!
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¡Ã߀ƒ!
in December 14th, 2007 @ 19:08Hellooooo? Classic Pie War Thread?
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the man for aeiou
in December 14th, 2007 @ 19:43I, TMFA, Declare the AZLA (anti-Zemmtee liberation army).
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Sweet Melpomene
in December 14th, 2007 @ 20:20Mr. Joe, I rather hate you.
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the man for aeiou
in December 14th, 2007 @ 20:59if there is a GAPA, aswner this:
what is the meaning of life?
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gimanator
in December 14th, 2007 @ 21:20183-42. GAPAs were busy so they sent me.
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Cinnamoon
in December 15th, 2007 @ 05:22169- Thanks! I most definatley am not Mr Joe! I don’t like him that much! (Although I was considering joining him, but I decided to stay neutral.)
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¡Ã߀ƒ!
in December 15th, 2007 @ 11:48Wait–has this become the classic pie war thread? *pies TMFA and gimanator*
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the man for aeiou
in December 15th, 2007 @ 11:59186- Might as well!
*pies IBCF!
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 15th, 2007 @ 12:57No wars on this thread, please. I’ve just created a new Classic Pie War thread for those who find peace intolerable.
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groundhog22
in December 16th, 2007 @ 00:54183 – You don’t need a GAPA for that. The answer is 42.
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groundhog22
in December 18th, 2007 @ 06:05Joe made my drama club meeting get cancelled!! You evil scum! You fruit fly infested dumpster! You spawn of the black lagoon!
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Glassboro
in December 18th, 2007 @ 06:38<innocent xkcd question>190- Does the dumpster have more honey or vinegar?</innocent xkcd question>
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 18th, 2007 @ 08:49Every fly-infested dumpster I’ve dived into has smelled something like vinegar, but I’ve never seen any evidence of honey. Ergo, I conclude that you catch more flies with vinegar than with honey.
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groundhog22
in December 18th, 2007 @ 13:20Honey works too though. I used some to catch the flies that had started breeding in my kitchen garbage can. (no one had time to take out the trash, so…) I couldn’t find flypaper.
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Glassboro
in December 18th, 2007 @ 15:09Have either of you read xkcd? It was the new one on Friday, I think.
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groundhog22
in December 23rd, 2007 @ 01:12What’s xkcd?
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KaiYeves
in January 1st, 2008 @ 15:26To paraphrase Hannah Montana:
Mr. Joe doesn’t have the brains the Good Lord gave a hunk of turkey jerkey.
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KaiYeves
in January 2nd, 2008 @ 17:19Mr. Joe, your momma is so ugly, she MUST be your momma.
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groundhog22
in January 3rd, 2008 @ 11:52Joe gave me a flippin’ cold! And then he kept me up all night so the cold would totally take over my body! He is not worthy to wipe slime from the Black Lagoon!
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KaiYves
in January 3rd, 2008 @ 19:23Mr. Joe is so ugly that he’s even ugly over the phone.
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groundhog22
in January 4th, 2008 @ 03:57Yeah, his voice conjures up horrifying images of…oh, oh, it’s just too horrible to mention!
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KaiYves
in January 4th, 2008 @ 19:26200- Darth Sideous?
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groundhog22
in January 6th, 2008 @ 06:32200 – Close enough. I was thinking of something from a nightmare I once had.
You are a bucktoothed, diabolical, fat, oozing lump, Joe!
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KaiYves
in January 7th, 2008 @ 19:00Mr. Joe makes the Pod People look like the friendliest folks ever.
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Unintended Pun
in January 8th, 2008 @ 16:07AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe, you are so horrible that you cause me to use excessive exclamation points just to express a minute fraction of my hatred toward you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Joe steals peroid buttons from keyboards and uses them to build shrines to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KaiYves
in January 10th, 2008 @ 10:52Mr. Joe, you have a face like the back end of a bantha.
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groundhog22
in January 11th, 2008 @ 03:26204 – Now that’s scary.
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KaiYves
in January 12th, 2008 @ 12:40Mr. Joe, you are so dumb, you think the Loch Ness Monster makes locks.
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Beavo
in January 12th, 2008 @ 13:24Mr. Joe, you deserve to eat Sourkrout for the rest of your life every day for breakfast while having your eyeballs torn out with a pen.
Thou peice of crappe!
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in January 12th, 2008 @ 15:26Mr. Joe, you have the brains of a sea jelly, and a sea jelly doesn’t even have any brains!
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in January 12th, 2008 @ 16:02Mr. Joe is a mean, contemptible, despicable, degenerate, knavish, unscrupulous, vulgar, hateful, heartless, detestable, odious, repugnant, offensive, dreadful, disgusting, repulsive, hideous, disturbing, hostile, unfriendly, antagonistic fraud who hides in a deep, dark, frightening, crevasse where he can scheme, scowl, scof, scald, scream, skulk, smirk, sneer, snub, strike, sulk, sully, and swear at the world.
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in January 12th, 2008 @ 23:18Tha’rt so worthy of revulsion that my own feeble pen comes not near to expressing my disgust, and I must needs paraphrase the Bard himself to insult thee properly! A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
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in January 12th, 2008 @ 23:38*wants to throw spike pie* *finds nobody around in the Classic Pie War thread* *sees this thread* *throws spike pie at
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in January 13th, 2008 @ 13:49Mr. Joe is bald ’cause even his hair didn’t want to be around him.
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in January 14th, 2008 @ 09:36One look at Mr.Joe would make any respectable person run away screaming because he’s so hideously evil!
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in January 14th, 2008 @ 13:44Mr. Joe doesn’t know that Earth is the third planet from the sun.
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in January 15th, 2008 @ 17:31Stop it off! ! your hurting his feelings. (loser)
how did you post that at 1:44? did you skip school?!
OMQW! (Oh my quesadilla wrap.)
i’m gonna tell on you!
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in January 15th, 2008 @ 17:42216- She’s probably in a different time zone.
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in January 16th, 2008 @ 14:58Mr. Joe has spam for brains.
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in January 16th, 2008 @ 15:26218 – Who said he had any brains at all?
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in January 16th, 2008 @ 15:47Roar! I’ll pinch you in the throat! all O’ y’alls
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in January 17th, 2008 @ 00:13220 – Are you actually supporting Mr. Joe? Because I believe some of us had that discussion above.
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in January 17th, 2008 @ 09:09Mr. Joe/Green speaks:
: Guys, I really don’t mind. It’s just a job. Go ahead and abuse me. I’m well paid and have plenty of benefits and an excellent health plan. Being “Mr. Joe” is a very good gig, believe me. A lot of other emoticons would love to be where I am, doing what I do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to take my Ferrari to the shop, and then Britney and Lindsay and I are getting together for lunch.
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in January 17th, 2008 @ 14:18Ok, Joe, if you’re happy to be going out to lunch with Linday Lohan and Britney Spears, you’re even more of a…oh, I don’t know what to call you…than I thought.
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in January 17th, 2008 @ 17:46222- All that I can say is that you’re with people who are just like you, Mr. Joe.
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in January 18th, 2008 @ 09:48Mr. J/G responds:
: Britney and Lindsay had to see a judge about some boring felonies or misdemeanors or something, so I called my friends Tiffany and Laney and hung with them instead. They’re crrrazy fun. Ferrari is back on the road. Five miles a gallon, and boy, is it loud! You’ll probably hear us roaring past your house some night. We’ll turn the sound system all the way up and honk to make sure.
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in January 18th, 2008 @ 15:22Mr. Joe, you should not ever be on TV because if extraterrestrials see your image, they will conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth.
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in January 18th, 2008 @ 15:54222-225) Hee hee!
Mr.Joe, you’re a big greeny who has problems with his oversized teeth! Mwahahaha!
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KaiYves
in January 18th, 2008 @ 18:59Mr. Joe is uglier than Vader after he fell in the lava.
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in January 19th, 2008 @ 14:06Mr. Joe- you’re Piltdown, man.
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in January 20th, 2008 @ 17:03Mr. Joe, I missed you.
I’ll slap your extra hard this time to make up for it.
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in January 20th, 2008 @ 20:36KaiYves-You’re really good at this. You must dislike Mr. Joe a lot.
Mr. Joe, you’re not allowed to talk to me anymore. GO hang out with Britney and Lindsay or whoever your other dumb friends are.
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in January 20th, 2008 @ 20:45If Tiffany and Laney really came to MuseBlog I would crack up to see their reactions…
I think Milton Rupines coming here would be so awesome. He’s practically a Musebrity.
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in January 20th, 2008 @ 20:50Mr. Joe, your vocabulary is more limited than Lil’ John’s.
What?
Yeah!
Okay!
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in January 21st, 2008 @ 15:12231- On another forum I visit, there is a thread called “Write a Classy Insult”.
Mr. Joe, you mother is so dumb, she asked the operator what the number for 911 was!
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in January 21st, 2008 @ 17:07Mr. Joe, your mother is so ugly that the infinite improbability drive couldn’t make anyone think she’s pretty.
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KaiYves
in January 21st, 2008 @ 17:41Mr. Joe, you should join the space program. I hear they’re back to using monkeys.
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in January 21st, 2008 @ 18:32I’ve never understood why it’s an insult to call someone a monkey. Monkeys are perfectly respectable animals.
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greekgurl the Latin speaking geek freak!
in January 21st, 2008 @ 18:36237- But it comes with that oh-so-human ability to think we are better than everyone else. We have always said monkeys are like, but not quite human, so in calling someone a monkey you are calling them almost, but not quite human. See?
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 00:07Joe is a lousy (literally, I believe he was responsible for infesting the apartment below mine with lice and sending the entire building into a panic) smelly, moldy old bowl of cold porridge.
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 16:26237-I like monkeys. It’s only an insult because you’re saying the person isn’t human.
Mr. Joe, I don’t know where you’re from, but I’m pretty sure it’s near a toxic waste dump.
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 16:27Karishnikriva- No, there is nothing wrong with being gay. I just stuck that into my tirade because I was thinking of the most horrible things that could happen to him.
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 20:29Mr. Joe, although I have no idea who he is (beyond a small green smiley) or why we are compelled to diss him, is a seasick, sightless, slimy smiley who deserves to be buried in fresh horse poo. HA.
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 21:34Mr. Joe, you smell like a pile of moldy chicken bones that have been dumped in a blender along with some rotten pickles and blended into baby food and eaten/wasted by a baby.
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in January 22nd, 2008 @ 21:50Mr. Joe, I am mad at you.
Mad at you is not something you want me to be.
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kiwimuncher
in January 23rd, 2008 @ 08:16Mr.Joe is so ugly that Medusa would turn to stone under his gaze.
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KaiYves
in January 23rd, 2008 @ 08:50They couldn’t make stamps of Mr. Joe because everybody would spit on the wrong side.
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groundhog22
in January 23rd, 2008 @ 14:39Joe deserves to be forced to listen to Celine Dion for all eternity!
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KaiYves
in January 23rd, 2008 @ 17:10247- Mr. Joe doesn’t DESERVE Celine Dion’s music!
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in January 24th, 2008 @ 15:27Fine, how about feedback?
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¡Ã߀ƒ! [108 piepoints ©]
in January 24th, 2008 @ 16:28Hey guys,
I confess that I was “MR. JOE”. You see, the real Mr. Joe was scheduled to go on a cruise in Florida with Lindsay, so he payed me to do the job while he was absent. However, I was a terrible actor, and he had to come back and cut his vacation short. I think he’s still a bit angry with me.
*leaves*
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KaiYves
in January 24th, 2008 @ 16:58Mr. Joe could scare a Rancor.
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in January 25th, 2008 @ 22:29Mr. Joe, you, you, you POOP! *eats Mr. Joe* Hmm… tastes like overcooked brocoli.
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groundhog22
in January 26th, 2008 @ 14:21He could scare a Sith!
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KaiYves
in January 26th, 2008 @ 16:25Only two things made by humans kill populations of entire planets. The Death Star, and Mr. Joe’s bad breath.
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groundhog22
in January 27th, 2008 @ 07:04Wait–Humans made his bad breath?
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KaiYves
in January 27th, 2008 @ 14:52255- He’s (unfortunately) human, and his bad breath comes from his body, so…
If everybody except Mr. Joe vanished, there would be no intelligent life on Earth.
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groundhog22
in January 28th, 2008 @ 05:50(“Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!”)
Joe is an oozing, slimy glob of pus.
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KaiYves
in January 28th, 2008 @ 15:59Mr. Joe is so dumb he tried to play charades against a sign language teacher.
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groundhog22
in January 28th, 2008 @ 16:17Joe is so dumb he burns cds with a match.
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KaiYves
in January 29th, 2008 @ 15:28Who’s dumb?
The guy who played charades against the sign language teacher.
Who’s dumber than that?
His brother who thought he’d win.
Who’s dumber than that?
This guy in the audience who bet 50 dollars he’d win.
Who’s dumber than that?
Mr. Joe!
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groundhog22
in January 30th, 2008 @ 00:24Joe tried to melt my snow!
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KaiYves
in January 30th, 2008 @ 16:06Mr. Joe makes the teachers give homework!
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KaiYves
in January 31st, 2008 @ 18:00Mr. Joe gets Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up.
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groundhog22
in February 3rd, 2008 @ 07:01Joe melted my snow! So now I have school again (although I must admit, college is a heck of a lot better than high school)
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kiwimuncher
in February 4th, 2008 @ 15:18Mr.Joe is a meanie weenie poo poo head.
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KaiYves
in February 4th, 2008 @ 15:26How is Bigfoot like Mr. Joe’s brain?
Both are primitive, subhuman, and probably don’t even exist anyway!
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in February 4th, 2008 @ 23:13Mr joe is a despicable evil evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil
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The Man For Aeiou
in February 5th, 2008 @ 20:55Mr Joe, I’m going to use you in the next pie war. only your name will be Mr. Pie so it seems pie war related.
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groundhog22
in February 8th, 2008 @ 02:59He doesn’t deserve to be part of something as lofty and wonderful as a pie war.
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KaiYves
in February 9th, 2008 @ 13:42Mr. Joe is so mean he insults dead people because they can’t do anything about it.
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groundhog22
in February 9th, 2008 @ 15:07Joe smells like a stinky fish.
He is so stupid that he flaunts this fact shamelessly.
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KaiYves
in February 10th, 2008 @ 18:57Mr. Joe thinks radiocarbon dating has to do with shout outs on the radio!
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groundhog22
in February 11th, 2008 @ 23:59Joe smells like the ant killer that just got sprayed in my apartment.
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KaiYves
in February 12th, 2008 @ 19:41Mr. Joe is Bart Sibrel’s ugly little brother.
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groundhog22
in February 13th, 2008 @ 04:25Except he’s not his biological brother, that would be an unfair blow to Bart Sibrel.
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KaiYves
in February 13th, 2008 @ 06:39275- Do you know who Bart Sibrel is?
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groundhog22
in February 13th, 2008 @ 07:16Unless you’re talking about a Bart Sibrel who wasn’t the one who got punched by Buzz Aldrin for asking him to swear he’d walked on the moon, yes.
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KaiYves
in February 13th, 2008 @ 10:42277- That’s the one I’m talking about.
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groundhog22
in February 13th, 2008 @ 13:54Hence the words “unfair blow” I was trying to make a pun.
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KaiYves
in February 13th, 2008 @ 15:41279- Oh, I get it.
Mr. Joe deserves to get punched by Buzz Aldrin.
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in February 13th, 2008 @ 15:54Mr. Joe is a buffoon.
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The Man For Aeiou
in February 13th, 2008 @ 16:04Mr. Joe is a Vogon.
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Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon
in February 13th, 2008 @ 16:17Mr. Joe should be a politician!
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KaiYves
in February 13th, 2008 @ 18:06Mr. Joe is so dirty, Buzz Aldrin wouldn’t touch him even TO punch him.
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Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon
in February 13th, 2008 @ 18:13I feel sorry for Mister Joe.
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Oh Well! Mr.Joe is so arrogant that he let’s his dog poo in other peoples yards.
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KaiYves
in February 13th, 2008 @ 18:28If you weighed the contents of Mr. Joe’s skull, it would weigh less than areogel.
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in February 13th, 2008 @ 19:10If Mr. Joe were any fatter, he’d have a couple of moons orbiting him.
He’s also also less evolved then the rest of his family of dungbeetles.
I found his dignity and intelligence in the trash compacter yesterday.
He’s also a warthog-faced bufoon.>—-:mrgreen:—–> (if that dosen’t come out right it’s supposed to be Mr. Joe with an arrow through his head.)
/\_/\_/\_/\_:Evil:_/\_/\_/\_/\
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kudos to whoever thought of Demon Spike Pies!I launch a million smart pies at Mr, Joe
A million sword-weilding flying monkeys are sent out to harrass Mr. Joe
And Here’s what I did to Mr. Joe’s pet rabbit!
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¡Ã߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©]
in February 13th, 2008 @ 19:23287- Sorry, I’ve already invented demon spike pies.
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KaiYves
in February 14th, 2008 @ 10:46Mr. Joe ran into a tribe of Neanderthals.
They made him their pet.
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groundhog22
in February 15th, 2008 @ 03:25But then they got rid of him after a few days because he kept barfing all over them.
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KaiYves
in February 15th, 2008 @ 06:57Yes, he was too primitive for them.
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KaiYves
in February 16th, 2008 @ 12:07Mr. Joe is descended from the people who destroyed the Library of Alexandria.
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groundhog22
in February 16th, 2008 @ 14:10Weren’t those the Visigoths or something?
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KaiYves
in February 16th, 2008 @ 18:05293- Nah, just a nondescript fanatical religious angry mob.
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groundhog22
in February 17th, 2008 @ 12:26Fits.
Joe is more useless than a burnt-out lightbulb.
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KaiYves
in February 17th, 2008 @ 18:53Joe is more useless than a screen door on a spaceship.
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kiwimuncher
in February 18th, 2008 @ 06:42Mr.Joe is more useless then a beached whale in antarctica.
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Kokonilly
in February 18th, 2008 @ 08:07Mr. Joe is a barmy old codger! (from Harry Potter)
Mr. Joe deserves to be locked in a coffin with bugs eating away at him for centuries to come. (see The Mummy)
Mr. Joe is so stupid, a blind man once picked his brain up and thought it was sponge cake.
should go die in a hole.
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Kokonilly
in February 18th, 2008 @ 08:27From Potter Puppet Pals:
is a ****** ***** *** bucket of ****** ***** ****** hippopotamus ***** ************** Daniel Radcliffe ******* ********* **** bucket of ****** ******* son of a banshee ********** ******** ******.
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in February 18th, 2008 @ 09:53Mr. Joe is so fat, that when he jumps, he causes earthquakes on the opposite side of the world. I’d like to punch those big white teeth down his throat.
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in February 18th, 2008 @ 10:25oh, poor Mr. Joe! *starts “Pity Mr. Joe Club” *
lawl…
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groundhog22
in February 19th, 2008 @ 08:01Pity Mr. Joe club???
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¡Ã߀ƒ! [158 piepoints ©]
in February 19th, 2008 @ 10:04301- No! Don’t give him pity! *threatens to spike pie Faye*
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Kokonilly
in February 19th, 2008 @ 21:10*pies Faye at a machine-gun rate, all the while yelling, “PITY? PITY?
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groundhog22
in February 20th, 2008 @ 04:41Hey, we’re dissing Joe here, not Faye.
Speaking of… Joe is a cold old lump of half-melted dirty snow.
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Kokonilly
in February 20th, 2008 @ 09:43Right. Sorry.
is the reason why my teacher thinks I didn’t turn in my novel project and why I have a C in English. is the reason we got bumped off a flight last summer and spent 5 hours in Portland. (never going there again, BTW) is the reason I got sick and am throwing up and why I can’t go to Chess Club (then again, that may be a good thing…)
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groundhog22
in February 21st, 2008 @ 15:16Joe made the hamsters next door to me turn homicidal.
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KaiYves
in February 22nd, 2008 @ 12:47Trying to have an intelligent conversation with Mr. Joe is like giving a telescope to a blind person.
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Kokonilly [feeling lonely without any points, hint hint]
in February 23rd, 2008 @ 11:03Mr. Joe should be wrapped in a meat-flavored pack and thrown to the wolves.
Mr. Joe’s shampoo quit within a week. “A futile job” was his complaint.
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KaiYves
in February 23rd, 2008 @ 11:49Mr. Joe tried to enter the mean and sarcastic club, but they said it was for amateurs and not professionals.
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groundhog22
in February 23rd, 2008 @ 14:33Joe is an HPB in disguise.
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KaiYves
in February 23rd, 2008 @ 20:23Mr. Joe doesn’t know the difference between Pi and Pie.
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Kokonilly
in February 23rd, 2008 @ 21:25311, 312 – Ooh, that’s gotta hurt.
Joe is as important as pea soup.
*lame*
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groundhog22
in February 24th, 2008 @ 15:25313 – As oversalted split-pea soup, definitely. Good pea soup, definitely not.
Joe is a computer virus!
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KaiYves
in February 24th, 2008 @ 15:44Joe is a Conspiracy Theorist!
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groundhog22
in February 25th, 2008 @ 08:20Joe conspires as well, mostly to bring about the downfall of MB. Luckily we are keeping him down with our stinging insults.
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in February 27th, 2008 @ 21:10299-You left out ****soup!****Micky Mouse*****in a castle far far away where no one will hear you********republican*********alacazam!
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point]
in February 28th, 2008 @ 06:01317 – Sorry. *feels ashamed*
Mr. Joe was Dr. Kevorkian’s BFF.
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KaiYves
in February 28th, 2008 @ 07:07Joe is Richard Hogaland’s BFF!
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groundhog22
in February 28th, 2008 @ 10:33Joe was Hitler’s BFF!
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KaiYves
in February 28th, 2008 @ 14:14Joe is Nancy Lieder’s boyfriend!
Joe is anti-NASA!
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Daisy*chain
in February 28th, 2008 @ 17:06Joe is an insult to all smileys!!!
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groundhog22
in February 29th, 2008 @ 02:42He is an insult to the color green!
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KaiYves
in February 29th, 2008 @ 07:02Googlefight .com says:
Kokopelli- 1,430,000 results
Mr. Joe- 369,000 results
Yeah!
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point and 100 piepoints]
in February 29th, 2008 @ 20:23An insult to the name Joe AND the color green AND Yoda, he is. Green, Yoda is.
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groundhog22
in March 2nd, 2008 @ 07:03325 – I sense a great obsession with Star Wars in you, my young padawan. (Gotcha.
)Joe is a friend to the HPB cause!
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Cat's Meow
in March 2nd, 2008 @ 16:27326 – But wouldn’t that make him a good guy?
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groundhog22
in March 3rd, 2008 @ 14:08327 – No, because the HPB cause is evil.
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Beavo: Master of 6 spdzk points and 100 PiePoints
in March 5th, 2008 @ 17:49But that makes it awesome. So ha.
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in March 6th, 2008 @ 05:47
While I admit that being evil can be fun, it’s not good when there’s something competing with Mostly Harmless for the rulership of the world.
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KaiYves
in March 6th, 2008 @ 17:23Mr. Joe would send a rover to a gas planet.
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in March 7th, 2008 @ 16:56326 – I must admit, that was good. But, nevertheless, I did humiliate you, considering I’m younger than you.
Mr. Joe deserves to be thrown into a small, locked room with Glen and Albert, the MOST ANNOYING people EVER. Without a way of escaping. For a month.
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KaiYves
in March 7th, 2008 @ 20:55Mr. Joe hates George Lucas!
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groundhog22
in March 10th, 2008 @ 01:49332 – I’ll let you think that you humiliated me. No harm in it, really.
Joe is from the 70’s!
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KaiYves
in March 10th, 2008 @ 19:51Mr. Joe likes eating vegemite with anti-seasickness pills.
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in March 11th, 2008 @ 10:34333 – Gasp!!!
334 – Stop patronizing me. (I think that’s what you’re doing, if it’s not, sorry, that’s the first time I’ve used that word)
Mr. Joe hates Kokopelli.
Mr. Joe hates J. K. Rowling and attempted to assassinate George Lucas once.
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groundhog22
in March 11th, 2008 @ 11:35336 – No, not patronizing, although my statement could be interpreted as such. I was merely trying to convey that your statement was false.
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KaiYves
in March 15th, 2008 @ 18:55Mr. Joe destroys all Star Wars memorabilia that he can find.
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groundhog22
in March 16th, 2008 @ 15:17And then grinds it into a powder and throws it in people’s faces.
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KaiYves
in March 16th, 2008 @ 16:01Especially people with alergies.
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point and 100 piepoints]
in March 16th, 2008 @ 18:20AAAHH-CHOO!!!!
Mr. Joe had a bonfire out of Muse issues once.
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KaiYves
in March 16th, 2008 @ 18:30Mr. Joe uses National Geographics as toilet paper.
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groundhog22
in March 17th, 2008 @ 11:55And accidentally clogs up his toilet when he tries to flush too many pages at once.
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Hypatia (yes, I am a neophtye)
in March 17th, 2008 @ 13:02Can we Shakespeareanly-insult Mr Joe?
Because if we can:
Mr Joe,
Thou art deformed, crooked, old, and sere, ill-faced, worse-bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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groundhog22
in March 17th, 2008 @ 14:17You can insult him in any way you please.
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speller73 who just noticed she has 4 spdzk points
in March 17th, 2008 @ 16:14344 – Why not?
Mr Joe, thou art but a time pleaser an affectioned idiot, the best persuaded of yourself, so crammed, as you think, with excellences.
Mr Joe, whatsoever thou art thou art but a scurvy fellow.
Mr Joe, thou art tainted in thy wits.
And finally…
Mr Joe, go shake your ears!
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KaiYves
in March 17th, 2008 @ 20:23Paraphrasing the song Cruela De Vile:
Joe is a monster
Joe is a beast
He oughta be locked up
And never released
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point and 100 piepoints]
in March 18th, 2008 @ 06:40Mr. Joe deserves to be on the Titanic. And to not have a life raft. And get eaten by murderous sharks.
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groundhog22
in March 18th, 2008 @ 11:40347 – The world was such a wholesome place until…Joe!
(Ah well, it doesn’t exactly fit)
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Beavo
in March 18th, 2008 @ 13:17Mr. Joe can go to Venus and WARM.
HIS.
TOES.
*pouts*
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KaiYves
in March 18th, 2008 @ 13:34350- And be crushed by the insanely dense atmosphere, poisoned by the sulfer clouds, shocked by the lightning, and land in an active volcano.
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groundhog22
in March 18th, 2008 @ 15:14Joe deserved to be subjected to my roommate’s and my joint fantasies turned into reality. (Talk about a fate worse than death…)
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KaiYves
in March 18th, 2008 @ 17:12Joe deserves hypothermia.
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groundhog22
in March 19th, 2008 @ 04:59And then to rapidly switch to heatstroke, which will not only add its own pain to that of getting hypothermia, but will also likely injure his internal organs from the quick temperature change.
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KaiYves
in March 19th, 2008 @ 10:25Joe doesn’t believe in evolution.
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Beavo
in March 19th, 2008 @ 10:31I should introduce Joe to my pet Dementor.
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Kokonilly
in March 19th, 2008 @ 19:56356 – You have a pet dementor?? *slowly backs away*
Mr. Joe deserves to sit where I sit in English and Math. *shudder*
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Hypatia (yes, I am a neophyte)
in March 20th, 2008 @ 05:00Huzzah!
Mr Joe,
Thou art a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred pound knave.*fogets rest of insut and is too lazy to go look it up*
*thinks*
Mr. Joe, thou art a disease that must be cut away. Hang yourself you muddy conger! Thou dost infect mine eyes and poison mine blood.
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Hypatia (yes, I am a neophyte)
in March 20th, 2008 @ 05:01Huzzah!
Mr Joe,
Thou art a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred pound knave.*fogets rest of insut and is too lazy to go look it up*
Thou art a heedless jolthead and unmannered slave.
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KaiYves
in March 20th, 2008 @ 10:20Joe is dumber than lichen and denser than neutron stars.
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in March 20th, 2008 @ 10:30(360) Though one should make clear that Mr. Joe shares only intellectual prowess with lichens. I should confess I am extremely partial to lichens for their diverse beauties (I keep some as pets), whereas Mr. Joe fails even to achieve the aesthetic appeal of bird droppings.
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Beavo
in March 20th, 2008 @ 13:48357-She only attacks people I don’t like.
You’re a good Dementor, aren’t you,
Mom?
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groundhog22
in March 20th, 2008 @ 15:29Jow deserves to have his name misspelled much more than I just did accidentally but then decided to keep it that way.
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KaiYves
in March 20th, 2008 @ 18:18Joe thinks “Mars” is spelled “M-O-O-N”.
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KaiYves
in March 20th, 2008 @ 19:19(After what somebody said about Disney sequels)
Mr. Joe should be shot in the face and then hung, drawn, and quartered. and stomped on by elephants. and then burned.
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groundhog22
in March 21st, 2008 @ 01:13Joe is a lily-livered lump of lard.
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KaiYves
in March 21st, 2008 @ 11:48Joe is Tardiff.
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ΡÖŞÎĈ
in March 21st, 2008 @ 16:07367- Ouch.
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KaiYves
in March 22nd, 2008 @ 19:34How long can a person live without a brain?
I don’t know, how old is Mr. Joe?
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KaiYves
in March 25th, 2008 @ 12:41Joe cannot be a mentalist. To be a mentalist, you must have a mind.
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point and 100 piepoints]
in March 25th, 2008 @ 13:20362 – *runs away*
Mr. Joe hates LOTR.
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groundhog22
in March 26th, 2008 @ 12:00371 – Not to mention any other part of fandom or geekdom. The guy’s missing out on all the fun in life.
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Kokonilly [1 spdzk point and 100 piepoints]
in March 26th, 2008 @ 12:16372 –
Gosh, you’re right!
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groundhog22
in March 28th, 2008 @ 03:37Joe smells like a mildewed old doormat.
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KaiYves
in March 28th, 2008 @ 06:46Joe thinks germs are from Germany.
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groundhog22
in March 30th, 2008 @ 06:23And that Russia’s always in a rush, and that the Netherlands are…OK, won’t mention that one.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 116 piepoints]
in March 31st, 2008 @ 10:05376 – ?)
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KaiYves
in March 31st, 2008 @ 10:43Joe thinks Helsinki has sunk to… well, you know.
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groundhog22
in March 31st, 2008 @ 13:44377 – Ever heard of “nether regions”?
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ŹVЖ, ƒormerly known as MÖÛšÉ. (210 piepoints, 48 spdzk points©)
in March 31st, 2008 @ 19:51Joe thinks CP stinks.
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KaiYves
in March 31st, 2008 @ 20:07380- Joe thinks cosmologists make makeup.
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groundhog22
in April 1st, 2008 @ 06:10Joe is similar to the small lump of green putty found in Grunthos the Flatulent’s armpit one midsummer morning.
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KaiYves
in April 1st, 2008 @ 07:14Mr. Joe thinks Time is just a magazine.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 116 piepoints]
in April 1st, 2008 @ 15:43379 – Um…?
380 – Is CP Club Penguin?
382 – Who?
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KaiYves
in April 1st, 2008 @ 17:10Joe litters. He throws his empty beer bottles all over the place.
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groundhog22
in April 2nd, 2008 @ 05:28384 – Grunthos the Flatulent? He’s the Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria, mentioned in HG2G in relation to Vogon poetry. Apparently Azgoth poetry is even worse than the Vogon variety, and the example given was of a poetry recitation by the aforementioned Poet Master, where he read a poem entitled “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning” Four members of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging during the performance, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
*recites on and on from HG2G…*
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KaiYves
in April 2nd, 2008 @ 06:46Joe knows nothing and believes everything.
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KaiYves
in April 2nd, 2008 @ 16:02Joe picks his nose. A lot.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 3rd, 2008 @ 06:36386 – Okay then…
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groundhog22
in April 3rd, 2008 @ 14:15388 – And then throws it in other people’s faces.
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KaiYves
in April 3rd, 2008 @ 18:59Mr. Joe is the reason I nearly froze to death running the mile at the meet earlier today.
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groundhog22
in April 4th, 2008 @ 04:13And the reason why I overslept yesterday, missing most of my morning classes and getting me in major trouble with my dean.
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KaiYves
in April 4th, 2008 @ 06:53Mr. Joe is where Stan Lee got the idea for the Green Goblin.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 4th, 2008 @ 10:25 is the reason I have a pounding headache.
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Mousy-Haired Scholar (aka Hypatia)
in April 5th, 2008 @ 11:25Mr. Joe,
No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip thou art spherical like a globe. Out, dunghill thou dost infect mine eyes and poison my blood. THou art a disease that must be cut away. THy wit is as thick as mustard and thy breath stinks of toasted cheese.Furthermore, thou art the reason that I have a ludicrous amount of homework! Mr. Joe, you were born to do your father shame.
THou diabolical fiend. Thou…words fail me,
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KaiYves
in April 5th, 2008 @ 13:14Mr. Joe is related to the N’gari demon that Kitty Pryde killed.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 5th, 2008 @ 14:00396 – That sounds vaguely familiar…
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Cat's Meow
in April 5th, 2008 @ 14:39Mr. Joe is the reason so many people don’t finish their Screnzys.
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Mousy-Haired Scholar (aka Hypatia)
in April 5th, 2008 @ 14:45Mr Joe is the reason my internet behaves sporadically!
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beatlesrockr
in April 5th, 2008 @ 14:47Mr.Joe, your so stupid you stared at a juice box for 20 minutes, just because it said concentrate!
Mr.Joe, you shall be hung on a mountain, and a giant bird shall come and eat your guts every evening for all of eternity!!!!!!!!
Mr.Joe, your so stinky, that when your farted, it started World WarII!!!!!!
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groundhog22
in April 6th, 2008 @ 04:54Joe is so stupid, he tried for 10 minutes to exit through an entrance.
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KaiYves
in April 6th, 2008 @ 13:59397- It’s an X-Men reference.
Mr. Joe is so ugly he’s not allowed within ten miles of the mirror factory.
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kiwimuncher
in April 7th, 2008 @ 07:33396) lol
Mr.Joe, you’re so stupid that you walked into an airport on your first day of being a terrorist and told the first clerk that you saw that you needed help with your bags because your bomb was too heavy.
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groundhog22
in April 7th, 2008 @ 11:50And then, when the clerk thought you were just joking, you opened up your suitcase and showed her the bomb.
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KaiYves
in April 7th, 2008 @ 19:39So, being a terrorist didn’t work out, so Joe tried to become a bank robber. He didn’t want people identifying him by his clothes, so he robbed the bank wearing his underwear.
Needless to say, Joe was quickly aprehended.
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Beavo
in April 7th, 2008 @ 20:25 is the reason I have school on my birthday.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 8th, 2008 @ 05:44 is the reason I had a terrible nightmare. 
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KaiYves
in April 8th, 2008 @ 06:45Joe is so old he calls God “kid”.
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groundhog22
in April 8th, 2008 @ 11:25405 – Then, at his trial, he was so proud of his idea to rob a bank in his underwear that he didn’t even bother to defend himself, and even gave details about his ingenious idea.
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KaiYves
in April 8th, 2008 @ 13:21Heck, Joe tried to go to court in his underwear, but the police wouldn’t allow it.
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groundhog22
in April 8th, 2008 @ 13:58So he got sent to jail, and tried to tunnel out, but he accidentally hit the prison’s cesspool.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 9th, 2008 @ 05:48Yuck. Cesspools.
Mr. Joe should sit in my seat at Global Studies.
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groundhog22
in April 9th, 2008 @ 11:05Why, what’s wrong with your seat?
Joe is in love with Latrine! (from Men in Tights)
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 9th, 2008 @ 15:33413 – The most annoying kid ever sits across from me. The nicest kid ever sits next to him. She is being annoyed by him too. (Because he’s annoying.)
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Hypatia
in April 9th, 2008 @ 16:32Mr. Joe is, well, Mr. Joe, because thats the worst possible offfense.
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groundhog22
in April 10th, 2008 @ 10:03414 – Aha. Hmmm, that reminds me: Joe is more annoying than Crazy Frog!
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Ã߀ƒ
in April 10th, 2008 @ 10:21416- Ouch.
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groundhog22
in April 11th, 2008 @ 03:08Joe deserves to be boiled in oil. Or maybe hot lava.
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KaiYves
in April 11th, 2008 @ 06:22Mr. Joe is blind, bald and toothless, and he’s too young for social security.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 11th, 2008 @ 06:40416 – Yikes! A little harsh there!
Mr. Joe deserves to curl up in a hole and… live. (Somebody at my school is forbidding me to say “Go curl up in a hole and die”)
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 11th, 2008 @ 20:47I wouldn’t touch Mr. Joe with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
I would, however, touch him with a five-foot lightsaber.
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groundhog22
in April 12th, 2008 @ 13:42421 – It might break the lightsaber though.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 12th, 2008 @ 13:53422 – True.
I would touch him with some uranium. With me wearing a protective suit. And him not.
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groundhog22
in April 13th, 2008 @ 14:41Hmmm… I wonder what would happen if Joe did get exposed to radiation…He can’t exactly turn green, he already is green. Although any color change, however slight, would be a welcome improvement. He is the most disgusting shade of green that I have ever seen in my entire life.
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KaiYves
in April 13th, 2008 @ 15:00Mr. Joe is just grumpy because Dorothy threw water on his mom and melted her.
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groundhog22
in April 14th, 2008 @ 08:18425 – Good one!
Joe has a gaze that causes encephalitis! (five points to whoever can tell me the source of that slightly altered quote)
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 14th, 2008 @ 17:43426 – Kiss or Kill XLII: Shojo has a gaze attack that causes encephalitis!
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groundhog22
in April 15th, 2008 @ 10:58427 – I was thinking of the actual OOTS strip, but you got the idea. 5 points for you!
Joe is an oversized bacterium!
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KaiYves
in April 15th, 2008 @ 13:13Looking at Mr. Joe’s face is cruel and unusual punnishment.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints]
in April 16th, 2008 @ 06:42428 – Ooh! Points! What kind of points?
Joe deserves to be chopped up into tiny bits and fed to the birds.
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KaiYves
in April 16th, 2008 @ 07:08Mr. Joe is so crazy he scares The Joker away.
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groundhog22
in April 16th, 2008 @ 07:18430 – Well, I never got into the whole spzdk point thing, so I don’t have any of those, but I could give you some Punxsutawney Points.
Joe smells like oven cleaner!
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 16th, 2008 @ 16:04Thanks, Groundhog!
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groundhog22
in April 17th, 2008 @ 06:32 No problemo!Joe ate my super secret special sauce!
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 17th, 2008 @ 06:53Joe is Chuck Norris’ worst enemy.
And YOU know what happens to them…
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KaiYves
in April 17th, 2008 @ 07:14Senor Joe, tu eres un cobarde muy estupido y gordo.
That means: Mr. Joe, you are a fat and dumb coward.
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KaiYves
in April 17th, 2008 @ 13:21Mr. Joe is why we aren’t colonizing Mars by now.
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groundhog22
in April 17th, 2008 @ 13:33Yay, multilingual insults!
Joe, atah yoter garua me’hasatan!
Which means: Joe, you’re worse than the devil!
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kiwimuncher (2 B-Day points)
in April 17th, 2008 @ 20:11Mr.Joe abuses his socks by brutally disposing of a single sock in each pair. Mr. Joe is a mean brute who wear missmatched socks.
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groundhog22
in April 18th, 2008 @ 08:55439 – *giggles*
Joe maims Wungs! On purpose!
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 18th, 2008 @ 10:09Moprop. Jopoe isop a poplopainop bopigop fopatop mopeanopie.
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KaiYves
in April 18th, 2008 @ 10:46All of those people who don’t think we should spend money on space exploration are Mr. Joe in disguise.
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kiwimuncher (2 B-Day points)
in April 19th, 2008 @ 20:18Mr.Joe has a ridiculous dental bill because he eats marbles for breakfast.
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groundhog22
in April 21st, 2008 @ 14:27When he gets tired of marbles, he switches to nails and screws.
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KaiYves
in April 22nd, 2008 @ 15:10Mr. Joe doesn’t celebrate Earth Day.
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groundhog22
in April 23rd, 2008 @ 03:33445 – Because he lives in a landfill, and is deathly afraid that someone will mistake him for a piece of garbage and recycle him.
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KaiYves
in April 23rd, 2008 @ 07:22Mr. Joe IS a piece of garbage.
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groundhog22
in April 24th, 2008 @ 15:43That would explain his sickening green skin. And I always thought those teeth looked like leftover vampire ffangs from Halloween.
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EverybodyCLAPYOURHANDS!
in April 26th, 2008 @ 12:17Mr.Joe is so stupid, that when he got out a juicebox he stared at it for 20 min. just because it said concentrate!!! Mr.Joe, you are so stinky that your mama won’t touch you! You’re so ugly, that when you stuck your head out the window somebody called the S.W.A.T. team, and they brought you to area 51!
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 26th, 2008 @ 17:56449 – Careful with that Alter Ego there.
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groundhog22
in April 28th, 2008 @ 02:22449 – Yeah, or you might get into the same trouble I did when I accidentally posted as the Killer Rabbit on OWTH2.
Joe broke the glasses I bought for the people who hosted me during Spring Break!
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KaiYves
in April 29th, 2008 @ 13:29Mr. Joe is why George Lucas had such a hard time finding support for Episode IV.
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groundhog22
in April 29th, 2008 @ 15:04Joe is more useless than a bent pen-nib.
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KaiYves
in April 30th, 2008 @ 06:34Who’s dumb?
The guy who tasered himself.
Who’s dumber than that?
The guy who tasered himself on the tounge.
Who’s dumber than that?
Mr. Joe.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 30th, 2008 @ 09:38Who’s dumb?
The guy who reached for a piece of cheese on a mousetrap.
Who’s dumber?
The guy who ran back for a piece of cheese in a burning house.
Who’s dumber than that?
The cheese.Mr Joe.
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in April 30th, 2008 @ 09:43Sorry, Bakerites.
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groundhog22
in April 30th, 2008 @ 14:41456 – Well, actually I’m sure that Bakerites enjoy cheese a la auto-da-fe every once in a while. On a related note, I found a cheese that you can fry.
Joe is a piece of inedible cheese.
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KaiYves
in May 1st, 2008 @ 07:07Mr. Joe’s every move creates massive carbon emissions.
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groundhog22
in May 1st, 2008 @ 11:25458 – And sulfur dioxide emissions.
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KaiYves
in May 1st, 2008 @ 13:14Mr. Joe eats cats and chipmunks.
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KaiYves
in May 2nd, 2008 @ 06:54Mr. Joe is illiterate.
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KaiYves
in May 3rd, 2008 @ 20:04Mr. Joe is why I had to run a mile in 20 degree weather today. And why it took me 8 minutes, six seconds. My adverage is 7:30!
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Kokonilly [10 spdzk points and 111 piepoints and 5 Punxsutawney points]
in May 3rd, 2008 @ 20:22Mr. Joe thinks Danny Ocean is an idiot.
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KaiYves
in May 3rd, 2008 @ 20:41Mr. Joe thinks Carl Sagan is Japanese.
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groundhog22
in May 4th, 2008 @ 01:02Joe is an idiot.
Joe is make of poo.
Qrrbrbirlbel, Zeeky Booky Doog.
Now Joe is getting slow.
Orange slayed the rake.
I’m going to the zoo now.
To feed Joe to a snake.
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Kokonilly
in May 4th, 2008 @ 20:43Mr. Joe thinks he is smarter than Artemis Fowl.
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groundhog22
in May 5th, 2008 @ 12:55But in reality his intelligence is about equal to a troll’s while his personality resembles Opal Koboi’s.
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KaiYves
in May 5th, 2008 @ 13:15Mr. Joe is a genius. On Opposite Day.
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I have awesome kungfu powers
in May 5th, 2008 @ 14:29Mr. Joe is so fat that when he tried out for the star wars play he got the part…for the death star. (Dissed)
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I have awesome kungfu powers
in May 5th, 2008 @ 14:31Mr.Joe is about as active as a rock and has a similar intelligence to one.
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I have awesome kungfu powers
in May 5th, 2008 @ 14:34Mr.Joe looked at a juice box of orange juice for three hours because it said ‘Concentrate’
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KaiYves
in May 5th, 2008 @ 16:19Mr. Joe tried to join the Masters of Lame, but they rejected him for being too lame.
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KaiYves
in May 6th, 2008 @ 13:12Mr. Joe is Jabba the Hutt’s little brother.
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groundhog22
in May 6th, 2008 @ 14:22Joe makes a sewer look like a rose garden.
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I have awesome kungfu powers
in May 6th, 2008 @ 15:46When Mr. Joe went on vacation and he had to sign his name in the hotel book he said “I didn’t know I had to take a test! *starts crying*
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KaiYves
in May 6th, 2008 @ 15:49Mr. Joe is a privy monster.
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groundhog22
in May 6th, 2008 @ 16:19476 – Is that similar to a bathroom demon?
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Beavo
in May 6th, 2008 @ 16:23 dosen’t like pesto pasta.He should contract rabies, get hospitalized with AIDS and die of cancer.
But someone accidently stabbed him in the leg and took out his tumor and he died of blood loss anyway.
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KaiYves
in May 6th, 2008 @ 20:17477-Yes.
The best plastic surgeon in the world looked at Mr. Joe’s face and said “There’s really nothing I can do. It’s just too hopeless.”
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groundhog22
in May 7th, 2008 @ 06:07Joe is a dead fish!
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in May 7th, 2008 @ 10:51Mr. Joe, I hope you are hit by a bus, crushed by a meteor, and eaten by a fish. And I hope the fish that eats you is chopped to pieces by a dam and eaten by other fish, who are all caught by fishermen and eaten. And I hope those fishermen blow up and die. And I hope the dead remains of the fishermen are eaten by flies, who in turn are all swatted and crushed. And I hope it hurts! *demonic laughter*
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groundhog22
in May 8th, 2008 @ 13:01I found a statue of Joe similar to the one of Arthur Dent in the HG2TG series (the statue of him killing the same reincarnated soul over and over) But the one of Joe had ten times as many killings on it.
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KaiYves
in May 8th, 2008 @ 13:11Mr. Joe is an has areogel for brains.
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groundhog22
in May 11th, 2008 @ 06:27The gel collapsed under the weight of his skull, though, so his “brains” are squashed.
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kiwimuncher
in May 16th, 2008 @ 06:26Wow. I think this needs a new thread………..
Mr.Joe is the equivilent of a chocolate flavored skittle. He’s just out of place in society.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 16th, 2008 @ 06:28(485) I’m not sure that one is an insult. But you’re right, a new thread is long overdue.
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