Ebeth thinks it would be cathartic to hurl insults at an imaginary being named Mr. Joe, who appears to look like this: 
. Your ever-obliging Administrators aren’t sure how that’s supposed to work, but we’re willing to give it a try. Sorry about this, Joe..
194 thoughts on “Dissing Mr. Joe”
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What this?
*Whats this
Wait, who’s Joe? I thought that was mrgreen.
w00t! My first first post.
What the heck?
I REMEMBER 1ST GRADE!!!!!
Listen, you are a poor, drug addict who doesn’t know to house-train your dog.
YOU HAVE **** IN YOUR HOUSE LYING AROUND AND YOUR SHORT AND YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SOCKS!!!
mmm, ok well I’ll give it a try Ebeth…
Joe is a lily livered onion eyed duffer not worthy of licking the slime of European Banana Slug’s backside.
Is that alright?
My second third post!
DIE MR. JOE!!!!!! *stab stab stab* AAAARRGH!!!! You mound of crushed rat intestines! You diluted formula of pidgeon droppings and cheez-its! You physical manifestation of all things evil! MR. JOE MUST DIE IN THE NAME OF HUMAN DECENCY!!!!!!
MY LIFE IS SCARRED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
I WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
Its accually kind of wrong toi call him a drug addict… I used to sniff stuff myself. But, thats over.
Die Mr. Joe!
what?
YOU ARE A WARTY SNIVELLING TWIT WITH MOULDY COTTAGE CHEESE FOR BRAINS!!!!!!!!
Wow, after this I’ll never have to visit a therapist ever again. Thanks, Ebeth. (jk I dont have a therapist).
Joe, thou art a clot-faced wet! You smilies are a bloody joke, you couldn’t beat an artichoke! (M.P. fans take over train of thought) You have the brains of John Selwyn Gummer! Mr. Joe, you are the Jatravartids’ armpits!
How’s that for a start? Ebeth, you come up with some froody ideas.
Cathartic? Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh yes. Not that total cathassus isn’t homeostasis on the Museblog, so there you have it. Zark, I still go embarrassed when I think of that. I have a record version of that album, anyway. And it’s worn, so the English accents are really cryptic.
You couldn’t outrun a 5 year old if it meant your life, you low life.
You offend me.
QJ (12),
Sweet are the uses of total cathassus. I predict a bright future for that phrase. In fact, I could see it as a slogan on bumper stickers and such: CATHASSUS FOR THE MASSES!
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe *coughmymomcough* should be boiled, burned, hanged, drawn and quartered, and gored by a herd of stampeding bulls. And if he’s still alive, skinned, cooked, and eaten.
your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries
now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time
you, my indescribabley stupid lopsided lettuce leaf excuse for a pea brained pigeon poop, are worthy of nothing more than 300000 dead skunks heaped upon your amazingly ugly head to make it so that at least the flys will accept you, though you of little mental or physical apeal, are not deserving of this action, which on our part is a act of endless and boundless pity and putting-up-with-ed-ness. you are not worthy to suck the toe scum off a north-eastern lesser banana slug of tortuga. you would be grateful to lick the layers of pigeon poop off a statuett of a plastic penny. If you even considered yourself close to fit for the begining of the farthest trapping of the farthest fake image of a copy of a shadow of civilization, it would be the greatest, stupidest, most idiotic thing any thing human or not anything had ever thought. you are utterly incapable of creative or productive thought. you would be lucky indeed to find that you had been granted the honor of being alowed out of whatever secret and locked up facility you are kept in. if you were to atempt to write, draw, paint, build or any other avuenue of creative production, you would be ridiculed even more by the world at large. you are a complete disrcase to the human race, if in fact you are even a human. in closing I must tell you that you, mr. joe, are completely idiotic, utterly stupid, and sipmly BAD in every way, shape and form.
i blow my nose at you Mr Joe. now watch out or we shall hurl the Trojan Rabbit at you from our castle and smash you to pieces!
do I gat a prize for length? I started mine when this only had 15 posts, and now it has 20!
mr joe should be relegated to a trash heap! it wouldnt cause him any harm to his nose, he already smells rotten! U should be banned from sight or any place i can sense you, you pile of dirty diapers! you arent even worth bothering kokopelli to PIE , you lousy nit! pies would be wasted on you and your utterly
evilness. what we should do to midwest educator is NOWHERE NEAR what we shold do to you! You*%#@$*^& arrgh! dismemberment is is to good for you, even staking you out in the middle of hpb land to be eaten is 2 nice! thank you ebeth this is a wonderful idea!
silly english kah-niggits
He doesn’t even have a nose, that *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can’t think of any decent insults. anyways, i thought the attack of mrgreens and joe were completely unrelated incidents.
Yur Mom’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and caused the 2004 tsunami.
Whoa. This is harsh.
But that’s an insult to his mum, not to him. And his mum could be a perfectly nice woman, we shouldn’t insult her, just
Here’s another foreign insult, in French: Pouvez vous être attaqué par une armée des tenrecs de pâté en croûte-lancement roses chauds!
It means: May you be attacked by an army of hot pink pie-throwing tenrecs!
YAY!!!
bad bad evil evil mean evil mr joe
now i do not have to say that to an unfriend
LOL
You father was a drug dealer, your mom a cafertia lady and you a low life!!!!
hey JOE
excerpt from “one step closer”-linkin park”
SHUT UP!…
SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!!!!
SHUT UP!!!….
SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!
that vents out pretty much any anger one can hav
When i find you, I’m gonna beat the **** out of you, you pathetic weasel!
I rap gangsta coz that tha way you talk. You have tha IQ of a fizzay all brizzawn n no brains fo’ sheezy.
alright…more angry musik that relly helps one vent
some P!@tD song
haven’t you people ever heard of…closing the god d*** door?!…
“to the end”- MCR
say goodnight
to the last parade!
walk away
as the parties fade!
say goodnight…
to the hearts you break
and all the cyanide you drank!
“thank you for the venom”
…search all you want but whos going to save me
i keep a gun in the book you gave me
hallelujah, lock and load!
… so give me all your poison
and give me all your pills
and give me all your hopeless thoughts and make me ill
youre running after something that you cannot kill
if this is what you want than fire at will!
Heres a herbrew one: Ata tepash.
DIE JOE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s all I’ve got.
Whazzat mean?
You’re so totally inept, you wouldn’t know OTP from PoT, which coincidentally, stands for Prince of Tennis.
Ata tepaish means “you are stupid”.
Copper Bigfoot, do I know you?
khanzir qabih ahbal
translates from arabic to english: pig ugly dumb
mr joe thinks hes tough then goes and bursts into tears seeking succor and getting it crocodile tears ya big baby!
( this is my my 3rd diss of the day. ihave WAY to much anger in me! this is the perfect way to let it out.)
Aw come on, you can do better than that! Tell Mr. Joe he’s a low, nasty mixture of chewed-up frog legs and troll saliva or something!
this thread is even more pointless than the chuck norris/wd one.
you pathetic nose wiper!
Poor Mr. Joe. I’m sure all you need is a bit of rehabilitation and therapy to make you feel better and be a nicer person. Don’t give up hope yet, Joe. It will all be fine in the end.
If we’re quoting songs…
All you need is love…
We love you, Mr. Joe!
Old Joe is still smiling
. I suspect this thread will bother him about as much as the Total Perspective Vortex bothered Zaphod Beeblebrox.
you pile of rotten entrails i bet thats why your green!
So…not much…*sadmrgreen*
it was worth a shot…
Your sickly greenish hue is the color of an ill Vogon’s puke.
Your teeth are so disgustlingly square and blocky, the denitsts best treatment would too take a jackhammer to them.
Your squinty eyes are like Devil’s bumhole.
You deserve nothing better than to be locked in a cage of angry tenrecs and read Vogon poetry for the next 100000000000000000098750000094649546274641534482090000000893764543577488929000028726346480000000000000000000873628728921000000000000 years.
42. i once had a friend named Jessie. Jessie S. My Intials are MH. Do ytou live in Upstate New York?
you bucktoothed green faced idiot Mr. Joe!
ooh this is fun
Why you so green? Sick of messing people around?
You sickly puny little slotch of filth!!!!
‘Night y’all. I’m gonna frappe la sac. Got to get up early to resume the daily schedual of having the personality suppressed… or rather beaten back with a textbook. Oh well, I guess it sint as bad as some of the stories some you folks have told.
You puke face, Mr. Joe. You rotten little pea sized ball o fzucchini!!!
You will burn in hell, if it’s possible for “nothing” to burn. DIIEEE.
Okay mr . joe. so what did you do to diserve this?
I still say that Mr. Joe is my bestest friend. Don’t let those mean nasty people get you down, Joe old pal!
Aaaaand it’s song time once again!
We shall overcoooome!
We shall overcoooome!
We shall overcome
Some–*is pied*
MFFF MFFF MFFF MFF, MFFMF MFF!
(We still love you, Mr. Joe!)
What about we pipe old Dogs songs at him, you know, that awesome ska-crazy second-wave eighties thing, without No Doubt (why? They’re not really ska! For full rant on this, mention Code D1tzf3st) and with the Selecter and the Specials.
Mr. Joe, you’re so ugly you break store windows when you walk past them. You’re so stupid you need to be reminded to breathe. You’re so green you get mistaken for a plant.
No, I don’t think so really, do you.
There is something wrong with the spring forward thread. Are you not supposed to post on it?!?
if someone here goes to my school, I wouldn’t know….isn’t that weird?
“Spring Forward” is announcement-only. I made it that way. One-way communication is rare on MuseBlog, but we GAPAs do exercise that option sometimes.
Hm, how would you spot another Muser you met in real life (or at school, anyway)? What clues would you look for, what code words might you try? Interesting question to ponder. Not here, though. This thread is for Joe-bashing. Joe, you…non-Muser, you!
Mr. Joe, you mother was ‘Midwest Educator’, and your father was Mr. Drinkwater. You are so fat that one day you went into orbit. You are so stupid that feather was embarrassed and through a pie at you.
JOE YOU LOW-IQ BUFFON!!!
hee hee….Mr. Drinkwater…I liked the pictures of him (in the book) they were really funny.
I thought that we decided you couldn’t tell the gender of the “Midwest Educator”………?
ohhhhhhhhhh
yup.
“You’re so green you get mistaken for a plant.”
–Queenie J
Take that as a compliment. Plants are amazingly spiffy. They are like the towel of human existence, only they’re not actually towels.
64 (CB)- I normally don’t correct spelling, but in this case, it was rather ironic. The word you spelled as ‘buffon’ is actually spelled ‘buffoon.’ Just letting you know.
Say, that reminds me of chapter 4 or so of Ranma 1/2…
Can we have a new thread for dissing Mr. Joe dissers? Or can we just do that here?
Why would you want to diss mr. joe dissers? The idea is to pretend that Mr. Joe is the Mr. Joe dissers, and diss him instead of them. ooh. Now this is getting complex. Is it possible to diss the dissers of the dissers of the dissers of Mr. Joe? *ponders*
Mr. Joe is a black hole for insults. He absorbs all the diss that dissers diss at anybody anywhere in the universe. He’s the ultimate scapecoat. But he stays cheerful because he knows what an immensely important role he plays in the great scheme of things and how unlikely it is that anyone will ever take his job away from him.
The only insult i know in Lapine is “Silflay Hraka!” Which means “Eat Dung!” basically.
Mr Joe reminds me of Orr from Catch 22.
EXCEPT THAT ORR IS AWESOME AND MR JOE IS A SHAMEFUL STINKING BUGLY MUCK FACED SMEAR!
hmmm… bugly muck faced.. that just came out…. i kind of like it though.
ah, mr… joe…
IF YOU WERE AN ACTUAL PERSON, I WOULD KILL YOU, BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE, AND KILL YOU YOU AGAIN!!! BUT WHY STOP THERE?! ID JUST KEEP BRINGING YOU BACK TO LIFE + KILLING YOU INFINITELY!!!
i usually say this about math-related homework
he’s buck mugly faced too.
Mister Anderson…whoops, I mean Joe…
…shall you be stuck in a broken elevator filled with weasels on Red Bull! I shall stand on the Great Wall of China and throw pies at you like frisbees while going “OoOoOoOoOoWeEeEeEeOoOoOoOo!!”
and muckly bug faced!
It’s okay :mrgreen:. We love you! You’re the most wonderfullest, magnificent, superb, amazing, astonishing, fantastic, brilliant, great, splendid, glorious, outstanding, superlative, bravura, marvelous, grand, terrific, fabulous, tremendous, inspiring, first-rate, excellent, admirable, exceptional, dazzling, superior, special, incomparable, skillful, stunning, awesome, virtuoso, worthy, estimable, laudable, venerable, groovy, froody, smiley ever!!!!!!
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
62- GAPA! how could you!
die! you piece of ***********************************
you wrote your name witha double plural!
blasphemy! GREat and powerful administaratorssssssssssssssssssssss
BTW JOE IS A ************************************************
die
what? you say you arent a piece of *********************?
well, you are!
why are you still smiling at me like that?
you creep me out!
die!
YOU **********************************************************************************************************************************************************************\
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies Violetfire*
(62)what is with the ‘not here’ in your name?
hi1
i hate mr joe but i dont even no why!
die mr joe die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it’s a bit sad that this thread has 79 posts…soon to be 80
77-Oh deary me. I see a happy thought. That not good. *pies VF* Thanky, Skipper Nancy, for aiding in the destruction of happy thoughts on this thread.
Mr. Joe, you are the pappiest strag i ever did see. Your mother was straight past hamster, into an amoeba i should say, and your father smelt, not only of elderberries, but also of the strong, oversprayed perfume that really gets on people’s nerves. Not to mention the fact that, if you have a brain, it would take the most powerful microscope known to man to see it. If somebody stabbed you you would forget to die. If you stepped off the roof of a 50-story building, you would forget to fall. You’re so fat you have your own satellites in orbit around you, and even Gravity itself repels you so that you fly upwards. You haven’t seen your feet for millions of years, and your ugly green face is just asking for a pie. *pies Mr. Joe* Aaah, much better.
Why your very welcome, Ebeth I was happy to do it- *pies self*
Ohhh, Mr. Joe, it’s okay. I still ♥ you! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Ummm… Violetfire, why did you post a song on this thread? Unless you decided that mr joe needed a song to cheer him up…
*chokes on happy thoughts* THAT KIND OF TALK ISNT TOLERATED ON THIS THREAD VF! WE WANT PROPER, WHOLESOME HATE COMMENTS!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE ALL KIND AND COMPASSIONATE, GO DO IT ON ANOTHER THREAD! WE COLD HEARTED, HATE FILLED PEOPLE DONT NEED YOUR INFLUENCE!
Its all your fault, Mr Joe.
MR JOE! Why have you brainwashed VF??? You brainwashing, sneaky, lying nazi! You tricksy wicked false mound of decaying green flesh! *pies mr. joe*
I hate-Ahh!
Gurgle gargle glag I love Mr. Joe. He is great. Go Mr. Joe. Yay.
MR JOE YOU IDIOT!!! LOOK WHAT YOU”VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will not come under his
influence! aHHhhhhhhhhh
you piefaced baloney! you random baboon butt! your bottoms red & blue? ill make it even more so ya evil monster messing with my internet and keeping you from MuseBlog! you chew with your mouth open! all that i have insulted you with before, i now insult you with that ten times over! and more! i would not waste 1 of my pies on you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mr. joe
ihateyouihateyouihateyou!
Your nose is always red and you smell of stinking sausages in a heater! its even worse than when a construction worker forgets to put deoderant on! you’re worse than two-day old dog poop in the basement! you always track mud in the house and you hide the remote. you’re worse than wet socks that have been on somebody’s feet for days and days! gaaaaaaaaa jhg;dspodsjg;/vclbs;ldgfh df dfklhs;l;kl’dgf;kl;ldsfldgffmlDF;XKLDGJMVCSLDKG SDKLGFLVCLFHGKDFLDSF;;JBXKLCJBBMV O450435897435
$#%
435
!
77-Cash, cash, cash… All You Need Is Cash… I printed that all over my binder, so now it is Ruttling and Python-y. On the other side it has Muse stickers and a button saying “KILL THE PIGS.”
mr joe, if i get sick right before auditions, im gonna do what i threatened to do in my last post. so mrahr. be afraid.
ya dumbo
you consummate imbecile, you utter doofus . you pile of awful offal yur a mix of bad clams and snotty kleenexes!!!!!!
Your NOT a Tramp! you lowlife…. green smiely face!
grrrr kill mr joe … kill mr joe…
ill get you… 
You fail at everything and then blame it on everyone else. Your lazy and take atvantage of the niceness of other people.
RAHAHAHAAAPAAAAAAOAAAOOOOOOOAR!
Mr JOE, you are SPAWN OF David BOWIE and GEorge Bush.
No!!! David Bowie pwns all!!!
Gaaah!! Mr. Joe has-Grugip!
Go Mr. Joe. Mr. Joe is the best. Yay for Mr. Joe.
DAVID BOWIE PWNS ALL! I love David Bowie. He’s married to Iman, he has a great voice, he’s the most fabulous thing since sliced bread. Plus, guys in spandex are fabluheit.
Mr. Joe Green, you are afflicted with the dreaded LURGY! RUN!
Oh you pretty things
Don’t you know you’re driving your
Mamas and Papas insane
Oh you pretty things
Don’t you know you’re driving your
Mamas and Papas insane
let me make it plain
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
Yeah Queenie! I love David Bowie! The Labyrinth is the froodiest movie!
you are the spawn of a farting horse poo (that’s what pixie corpse kept calling me last year)
you are mean and i don’t like you. You are a bloody english KNIGHT (pronounced kuh-niggit)
I posted the song because it refers perfectly to Mr Joe. He’s not that great, but…… *breaks into song*
All you need is love!
See post 69! Mr Joe is dissed all the time, so I wanted to let him know that I ♥ him!
No one loves Mr Joe! It’s his job to be hated!!
Copper Bigfoot & The Evil One (Jessie)…. Are you Jewish? (you know hebrew….) Bec. I am too.
and heres another hebrew insult for mr joe: ein l’cha seichel!
(translation: you have no brains)
https://musefanpage.com/blog/wp-images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif
hi mr joe or whatever your name is ! DIE !!!!!!!
if your IQ was 10 points higher you’d qualify as a hammer!
and i hope all your muffins be burned!!!!!!!!!
= 
Blah.
Mr Joe you look like george w bush and believe me thats a serious insult!!!
An even worse one: You look worse than dick cheney!!! 
And you aim even worse too. 
I love you! You’re an awesome and wonderful frood! You have beautiful teeth! You match perfectly with green text! You have pretty squinty eyes! You’re so glorius and round! You’re SPLENDIFEROUS!!!!!!!!!
Stupid Person: But Bush is a god!!!!!!
Other people who are actually sane un like SP:
Die you menace to society!!!!!
And the only one left is Joe.
Help!
Go Mr. Joe. You rock. Everyone should love Mr. Joe. We all ♥ Mr. Joe. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Jadestone, you’re faking. You don’t really love him like I do.
if we all love Mr.Joe then why is this blog called dissing mr joe and if you didnt know lol dissing is not good and most people say DIE and your ugly hes green c’mon you like him BLAH
whatever though its your choice!
NO ONE LOVES MR JOE!!!!!!!
Jadestone doesn’t. She’s pretending he’s hypnotising her. But he isn’t.
I love him. He’s…..*takes dramatic pause*…..sings: super, wondrous, groovy, great, terrific, just idyllic,
There should be a statue of him painted with acrylics.
He’s splendid, special, first-rate, froody, and this ain’t no mistake,
Let’s all give him a great enormous “We Love You” chocolate cake!
to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius.
Haha…i love the song VF. I’m keeping that…
But no. This thread is for DISSING mr. joe. We all love Mr. Green but this is his evil twin brother Mr. Joe. So don’t give him hearts or choklit cake! Give him pies in the face! *pies Mr. Joe*
Okay, I’ll give it a try using some of the insults I’ve been wanting to use but figured would be more likely to confuse than insult.
…JOE! You are lower than Dasius from Brundisium! More obsessed with yourself than Narcissus but uglier than Scylla after Circe finished with her! Your face kills people faster than Medusa’s! You’re blinder than Polyphemus! Fatter than Vitruvius (don’t know if I spelled that right)! You wouldn’t even survive the Sirens’ song! Brutus and Cassius would have killed you with one blow! Clytemnestra wouldn’t have had to kill you; you would’ve dropped dread the first day of the Trojan War! Sejanus would’ve outwitted you without even trying! And so forth! May your death be more unpleasant than the ancient Roman punishment for parricide!!! Have a terrible day.
Haha…that was actually kind of fun!
you are less than dirt. * pies hin w/ mud pie*
are we sure that VF isnt mimi the muse of friendliness?
because she seems to be becoming…. TOO NICE!
you just have to hate him! you just have too!
Bush is as stupid as mr joe.
Whoops! Not that it makes much of a difference, but I meant Vittelius (is that how you spell it?) instead of Vitruvius in my last post there…doesn’t make a lot of sense either way though, lol.
Anyways…DEATH TO MR. JOE!
pariah of pariahs!
MR. JOE IS A LYING, DECEIVING, UM, STUPID, STINKY, UM, GROSS, UM, DORKIEST, UM, UM, UHHHHHHHHHHH……………..
MEH!!!!!!!! THAT’S WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!!!!!!!! MEH!!!!!!!!!! MEHMEHMEHMEHMEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE!!!!!!!! I SAID IT!!!!!!!!! NOW DIE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes. Well, um, yeah. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. Ha. Bye.
Mazel tov!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, I’m not gonna diss Joe, but I am going to diss the computer I work on.
About a week ago, I promised you all that I would be posting a script sample on the ‘Muse Movie?’ thread.
A little bit later that night, the darn box of slop went to hell.
I was not pleased.
I must admit, I felt like giving the virtual finger, to the virtual load of crud for the rest of the day.
There. It’s vented.
Thanks Joe.
yes, I am jewish, but I am very bad a herbrew. I would have written something more elaborate…
I agree!
MR. BUSH SUCKS!
BURN IN HELL JOE AND BUSH!
Mr. Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RGBGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JFBHOIHDDYYNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHYYYYY YYYAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
!@#^&$***!(#*$@#*@@!)!#$##$%^&**##)_)$(^@#$5^^$#@#!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGF!!!!!!!!
I disagree with masked fury!!!Bush is the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!As for Mr.Joe……. AAAARGH! DIE,MR.JOE, DIE!!!*stabs Mr.Joe*KILL THE UNDENIABLY FOUL CREATURE THAT IS MR.JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wow.That just kind of came out…………………does anyone else think I need therapy?
GABABABABABABA MR. JOE!!!!!!!
No…This is therapy!
Thank u Ebeth.Now,to business.ahem…………………..MR.JOE!!!!!!!!!YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY YOUR MOM PUTS A PAPER BAG ON YOUR HEAD BEFORE SHE KISSES YOU GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Also,unless you other muse bloggers haven’t checked your mail,you undoubtedly know that TIFFANY C. and LANEY R. think we are nerds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh GAPA, may we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease have a ‘dissing Tiffany C.and Laney R.page?
please?
Violetfire,that website sucks.Anyway…………..MR.JOE HAS ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like this boy at my school who cannot spell applesauce. MR.JOE CANNOT SPELL APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I posting to much on hear?
You can never post too much on one thread, especially if it is danger of dieing.
DIEING LIKE MR JOE!!!
Fungus breeds in your brain.
Worms wander in your intestines.
You are slack jawed, nasty, gross, boogerbreath with a brain the size of a baby flea.
I’m not really mad, just having a bit of fun.
Good point Ebeth.
It is sorta theraputic.
You’ve vented your murderuous feelings at Joe, now go and tell the person your mad at. No murder htreats though.
love is hpbs, we don’t need a “dissing tiffany and laney” thread, because we can pretend they’re mr. joe!
Mr. Joe! You are a pimple-bump on a crocodile! You slimy, maggot-infested black hole of rot! You spill your brains on the floor as you walk, but soon your head is empty. That didn’t take long you pea-brained mutant airhead! Go lie down in front of a bulldozer! I hope the Vogons read poetry at you until the cows come home! Of course, being the complete idiot you are, you’d probably like it. It sounds like the poetry you write! You lump of lard, you demonic muse-hater you!
Wow, i haven’t done this in a long time! Thanx for bringing the page up again cedar!
Mr.Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You @#$%WERMHNFDJB?KB>HG ugly thing!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gA T976GVR5E89W24y8-vTJWA[EIKOA
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Your welcome Ebeth.
It’s a lot of fun reading all the yaking, and veiled, or rather, not so veiled, deaththreats on here, and not having a clue what there about.
I come down with the giggles whenever I pass by here.
Mr. Joe, you are a lousy toilet head, with urine in your brain.
That was fun.
You look incredibly scary. You look like a mad chipmunk/gopher/hamster/groundhog that has fallen in a pit of slime (hence the green). May you flee far away, and never return.
Mr.Joe has issues and must burn!Strangle mister Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mr.Joe is a sick,insane,twisted,weird,bucktoothed,slimey,warty,miniture golf-playing,near-sighted(hence the squinty eyes.),miserable,deluded,Barney-watching MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he READS HIGHLIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(collective gasp as musers are stunned by this act of treason)SHAME ON YOU,MR.JOE!
I love reading all of the vieled. Or rather, not so vieled, death threats on this thread.
I can never help wondering who you guys are actually reffering to, as you vent your anger at Mr.-Suck it up-Joe.
By the way:
Joe, leave now, and never return, you unthinkably disgusting
butt byproduct!!!!!
I’m not venting anything.
I just felt like having some fun.
Please note:
I am currently in stitches, and crying tears of mirth, over my last insult.
You know, this is kind of fun…
MR JOE, YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF GEORGE W. BUSH AND CONDI!!!! YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT MATH, YOU SMELL LIKE FERMENTED BIRDSEED, AND YOU EAT LIKE A PIG!!!!! YOU NEVER SHOWER, YOUR ORTHODONTIST IS PSYCHOTIC, YOU READ HIGHLIGHTS, YOUR HOUSE IS A PIGSTY, YOU DO NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND AND READ HIGHLIGHTS AND WATCH DOCTOR PHIL, YOU SICKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheee…that was fun.
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(thats a trabbie insalte in museina)sbfdkfdhfjdhjkfhsdjkhfjksdhkjfhdsjkfdjskhfjkdshjkfhdsjkfhjdkshfjkdshfjkdshkjfhdksjhfkjdshfjkdshkjfhdsjkfhsdfhdsjkhfjkdsfhkdshfjkdshjkfhdsjhfjdkshfjkdshjfkdalfhdsjkhfkjdslhfjkdshfjkdhfjlkdsahdashdsjfhesjdfhdshfhdsahfjdshjkhjajsdhkhsjdjkfhhdsjkhfkhsdkhkharfhfdshjdsfajsdfhdshfdhfdjjfjlkdhlhahsdjkfhdsjafhdsjhdsjhfjdsfhfsdjkfdhslfauewrhjhdssdhjduoewrhdvjky8rewyoiu43843dfshre87 48udfsjhvhdsjfgydsfjhjd hdrfjfryhsdioayuigrielaiusdrytfg tbbv.
(that mis i hate mr.joe)
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(that mes bush)
MR>JOE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HOMEWORK AND HE READS HIGHLIGHTS AND HAS SMELLY GREEN FUNGUS ON HIS FACE AND IS THE SPAWN OF HITLER AND BRITNEY SPEARS AND HAS PUS-OOZING YELLOW TEETH!!!!!!!!!DIE MR.JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR.JOE DESERVES TO WATCH SESAME STREET(and not even Shalom Sesame,which is the good kind.)FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!IN A HOT PINK ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Joe looks like roadkill.
You’re no fun anymore.
Atroccity.
Bastard.
Cuss-inducing-bum.
Dork.
Eriee animal.
Fool.
Gas-producing-wacko.
High-on-somethin-junkie.
Idiot.
Jerk-ball-brain.
Kookoo-head.
Loser.
Mop-headed-moron.
Nutcase.
Ozone-destroying-butt-head.
Punk.
Quack-brained-doofus.
Regurgitation-butt.
Spit-lipped-lop.
Tater-tot-flop.
Under-wear-eater.
Vacume-dust-eating-wacko.
Weird-green-faced-man.
X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-Oh hell you don’t wanna know.
Yard-stake-stew-brain.
Zippy-zit-head.
Wow that was fun.
Mr. Joe is a moronic mushbrained mousefaced marblehead.
Oooh, good one Canix!
I hope you don’t mind if I call you Canix, the first names a little complicated.
I don’t think I’ve seen you around here.
Are you new from October?
If so, please come see me over at one of the Muse Movie threads.
If your’e not new, I apologize.
Great insult though.
160: I so agree!!! i am glad you think that shalom sesame is above mr joe. the regular sesame street has sold out to mindless children’s programming. Mr. Joe deserves to watch it!!! He also deserves to watch that idiotic boobah thingus. some of my friends think it has subliminal messages. so he can get sublimimized too.
mr joe, thou art a weekling pansy.
Thou art worse then a bastard, fr a bbastard can not help how he was born, but thou dost choose not to remove thy sckening grin from thy face even though I, Zyviva, Queen of Pie and Hyperness, am in a bad mood. Fie on you, fiend.
mr joe. i condem you to read trashy teenage romance novels whiole listening to the oscar mier songs (both weiner and bologna versions) forevermore. while going throught the chinese water torture.
Mr. Joe, your face is like a pickle and your hair is like dried spaghetti. Your brain is like a bowl of mushed-up tomatoes and old shoes. You smell like a port-a-potty and you are as friendly as a dead frog. You sound like a dying cow, and you think like a pea-the stupidest pea you can find. You are as inane and boring and as utterly annoying as the general human race times twenty. Go die in a hole, sleazy, slimy ball of goo!
168-
is bald. but nice insults.
and wipe that insufferable grin on your face. i am in a bad mood. thou foul heathen dog. sorry, thats not being fair to heathens or dogs. thou foul idiot! you do nto even know enough to do what i command1 thou shalt be punished.
*prints out
and runs him through with her chopstik*
mr.joe you are a pollerter a helps start globe warming.you are the most evil person on earth.
srooy if you don`t like it but i just wacth ait
eVIL REPRESSIVE TEaCHER TYPE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
general populance: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pond-scum-skinned disembodied manical cranium!
Mr. Joe, you have been found guilty of the murder of Arthur Reginald Webster, Charles Patrick Trumpington, Marcel Agnes Bernstein, Lewis Anona Rudd, John Malcolm Kerr, Nigel Sinclair Robinson, Norman Arthur Potter, Felicity Jayne Stone, Jean-Paul Reynard, Rachel Shirley Donaldson, Stephen Jay Greenblatt, Karl-Heinz Mullet, Belinda Anne Ventham, Juan-Carlos Fernandez, Thor Olaf Stensgaard, Lord Kimberrley of Pretoria, Lady Kimberley of Pretoria, The Right Honourable Nigel WarmsIcy Kimberley, Robert Henry Noonan and Felix James Bennett, on or about the morning of the 19th October 2006. Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?
Sorry, I had to.
You idolize Tiffany and Laney. You, like Spongebob, praise stupidity. You think low grades are a good thing. You believe everything you hear. Your IQ is negative. You praise conformity. Highlights is too hard for you to read. You just don’t get it. You need a dictionary to decipher anything I say. You are the epitome of a dystopian world’s ideal population.
*hits Mr. Joe with a shovel* I really needed to do that…
You don’t even deserve a pie. Here’s one made of mud and mold and pointy rocks.
I knew you were going to do that. even after MG killed him a few minutes ago.
and remember…Picklemoo!
Picklemoo?
Mr Joe is evil!!! DIE DIE DIE!!! Mr Joe *coughcoughhealthclasscoughcough* should leave me alone! He’s completely disgusting! Can I borrow your shovel, Jadestone, just for a minute?
*hands shovel to c&q* Be my guest.
Oooomoooochoooo.
Ah! Now!!
*sets up table with tea and cakes*
Thank you.
*hits Joe with Jadestone’s borrowed shovel until he is most definitely dead, leaving behind a tortured, mangled corpse, that is so completely revolting that I think you’d prefer not to know what he looks like*
*hands somewhat bloody and dented shovel back to Jadestone*
I’m afraid you’re mistaken. Joe is indestructible.
*looks back at what she believes to be Joe’s dead body* *sees the happy smiling face of evil, alive and well – :mrgreen:* My mistake. Why don’t you stay dead, vile scum!!!!! I really should get my own shovel if I intend to keep doing this.
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_________:mrgreen:
And now the 30 copies of my health cartoon are printed and my excuse to be on the computer has expired. Goodbye, Museblog.
*slaps mr joe with shards of halibut left over from when PSPoP and Jadestone (an me, of course) were hitting ourselves in the head with them*
Oh yeah.. I remember that… *smacks Mr. Joe with the leftover trout she used when the halibut ran out* Ha, now you smell like dirty rotton 4-month-old fish!!
I am now insulting Mr. Joe out of boredom, not rage, so my insults aren’t as strong.
Am I the only angry one?
Mr. Joe *coughcoughthenewyorkstateenglishlanguageartstestcoughcough*
is from Highlights!!! There is no challenge!!! It is pointless!! He is not worthy of capital letters, he is so improper! He isn’t even deserving of a gender! joe shall now be referred to as it instead of he, and joe instead of Mr.Joe.
154: Hey!!!!!!!!!
167: Your pie = good, but if you added some cow dung….
164: good call!
joe, you = a vomit covered numbskull!
Mr. Joe
Oh
Mr. Joe
You don’t have a fro
Why, I’d like to know
Do you not have a fro
That is why I do not like you
Mr. Joe.
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Phsyco bunny attack!
How about this:
Beffudled, bleeding, bone-headed, brain-dead, blasted buffoon! . I like that.
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EP Even Oswald (up there) looks better than you! (No offence, Oswald)