OK, enough clowning around. Welcome to April and a new random thread. Post away!
363 thoughts on “April Foolery”
ooh, first post! ok todays my friends birthday, and my mom says i have to finish a really big project for school if i want to go to his party. i should probably start it now. bye
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first post??
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darn
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Thank GOD that new design is gone.
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HI!!! i feel happy even though i just got up. oh, dear. no more sense of happiness. must take evil medicine. it’s pretty cool. onn the first day of april, it stopped raining for the first time in weeks!!!
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Noooooooo!!!! I can’t go on the museblog anymore!!!!! My uncle is taking away my computer!
April Fools
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poor kitkat! why is your computer being taken away? (wait… if you’re gone you probably can’t answer that can you… i’m really bored, which is why i’m talking so much… 7th post?
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Yay!! April!! New threads!!
Do you think this months will be as long as last months?
I think we should try and make a part 10. April fools, GAPAs.
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*7th post dance* i feel like… tortillas!
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I’m in the top twenty!!!! yay!!!!!
Anyway, here are (trumpet fanfare) THE OFFICIAL PLANS TO TAKE OVER A MEDIEVEL CASTLE!!!!!!
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A while (6 months at least) before starting phase one, send a spy to live in the village closest to the castle. Have them live like the villagers, and blend into the scenery. Meanwhile, begin assembling your army and supplies.
Phase One- Send another spy to live in the same village as the first spy, posing as their relitive*. Have them get a job at the castle. You know:butter up the ruler, ruler likes you, you get the job. As a servant, you are virtually invisable. Collect all the gossip you can, and report it in code to your leader.
Phase Two- Send another group of spies to live in the same village, posing as a family. Have them report landmarks, resources, local defenses, etc. The servant/spy is now making an extremely detailed map of the castle, and including weapon list and guard tally. Send map back to the leader, who is waiting with a full army of trained people. Plan strategies.
Phase Three- Life continues as normal for the spies, who only report changes. Stratigies are finished, the army is ready to move.
Phase Four- Army marches into the country, staying just inside the border and dresed as the ruler’s soldiers so the peasants don’t suspect anything. March to the point that is closest to the kings castle, but far enough away to hide. Disperse companys of soldiers to discreetly surround the castle. Have a few assasins enter from the back.
Phase Five- Attack the castle from the outside in. (aka capture as many people as possible before the fighting starts. Throw them into the dungeon.
Phase Six- All-out attack. The purpose of phase 5 was to weaken the forces in the castle’s defense system. Capture the king and use him to take over the rest of the kingdom.
Phase Seven- Have the king “issue a proclimation” saying that he is fleeing the country, seeing as it is too dangerous for him to stay because of the attack. He is turning the castle &kingdom over to us, posing as his cousin’s army. Lock him up for the rest of his life, and all of the other members of the royal family.
Phase Eight- Mission completed. Live la dolce vida (tha good life) in your new castle.
So, which castle do we attack first?
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Yum, I like tortillas*runs in circles 2 times repeating the phrase ‘I like tortillas*. I’m new her. i’m pretty lost, HELP!!!
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yay, new thread!
and mugglenet and leakycauldron merged.
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Hey, I hate vidoe games.
AHAHAHAHA, APRIL FOOLS, YOU FOOLS!
-dies several times over, becomes Heartless, has a shell that is a Nobody that eventually is controlled by the Organization-
Oh man. I’m going to keep it up until someone asks.
+D
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A few of my friends have birthdays today, and sometimes they bring in ‘cake’ to school for a “birthday treat” or whatever, and they put all sorts of gross stuff in it….coffee grinds, etc.
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but that might have been an april fools thing.
speaking of fools, there was one guy in my SAT testing room who did the wrong section at the wrong time (accidentally) and got his scores cancelled. and it was the FIRST, ESSAY section. hard to miss. brilliant people. some of them even complained that they couldn’t write cursive (sp?) for the statement and the proctor had to show them.
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I told my sister i saw a gray hair on her head. then i told her that more hair would turn grey… then fall out! Hahahahaha!
ok that was a bit mean of me. but hey, its not like she REALLY believed it.
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yay april! im so happy cause my birthday’s soon!! Yay! spring! birthdays! no more icky snow!!!
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My stepmom has some grey hair and says that she names each one after one of our youthful hijinx. Like the soap on the mirror. And the sign that said “REDRUM”. And…
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15: I already know! Mwa ha ha!
Jadestone got really hungry at the airport, and she thought she smelled cinnamon glazed nuts, which she really likes, and Mom and I pretended we found some and then ate them all… she believed us! April Fools!
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In the city that I live in, we broke the record for most consecutive rainy days in march in the past century or some variation of that. So far this morning it hasn’t rained yet, so I’m very happy. I don’t particularly like rain, I like sun a lot better.
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violetfire is jadestone older or younger than you?
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so…i hape a sweet sixteen partay to attend. i which probably means i will be back tomorrow *sigh* so little time for the computer….
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I’m saying older, but that’s a guess.
How come there’s no picture?
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Yes, I is older than VF. By 2 years. And where is the picture anyway?
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HELP! ATTAC- AAAAA-
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I fell for an April Fools Prank on the radio that Carnigee Hall was changing its name to Amazon.com Hall.
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what picture?
im guessing jadestone is older too, after i read her story.
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Anyone tries to take over my castle and they are DEAD MEAT on a hook. It’s ringed by baobab trees and killer tenrecs, for goodness’ sake.
I have just returned from a vacation in Baja California del Sur, Mexico. La Paz to be exact. No Kokopelli sightings, but I did snap a picture of yours truly sitting in front of a statue reading Muse. In order to maintain some sense of suspense, I will not reveal the nature of the statue. This fact may safely be made the subject of suspense since it is of no consequence whatsoever.
Did you miss me, you adorable little hot-pink-dream-rabbits?
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Funny, I had a Kokopelli sighting in my local mall 0_o
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Heheh, i search :”All Right” on google and it got me a bunch of copyright notices and copyright.gov
31: I liked it better when it was with the bruised arm thing.
Yes, we missed you. So much, in fact, that we thought you were dead or fatally injured. Are you?
We were skiing in Salt Lake City, Utah. In the Wasatch Mountains. At a resort called Alta. (But we’re not there anymore, dear GAPA’s)
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How come Ebeth only speaks in ?
I totally forgot that it was April Fools Day today. And since this last week was Spring Break, I haven’t seen any of my friends lately enough to play any tricks. Shoot.
On April Fool’s Day in 1st grade, my friend told me my eyes were turning brown, and I actually believed her.One word: gullible.
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I’m going back to school! After six months!
*Sings silly love songs and stockpiles Disney euphemisms*
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My plan for infiltrating le castle:
1. Same as phase 1 until phase 2 in post 12
2. Send in more spies to slowly poison the minds of the surrounding peasants unil they either join you or leave.
3. Intercept all trade and seize all livestock until the people inside start eating each other
4.Charge. there will be less trouble if almost everyone has been eaten by this time.
5. The only people left will be the vegetarians. Drive them out or kill them.
6. Now secretly pick your favoritest troops ( it is a good idea to have the good archers as your favoritest)
7. Send everyone else out to search for the holy grail. These should not be the brightest bulbs in the chandalier, or else they will survive the gorge of eternal peril and come back.
8. Enjoy! Now that you have the castle, you can begin to expand your soveriegnity to include other castles and lots of quests for the holy grail.
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april is both national anxiety and national humor month! ha ha!
NOOOOOOOO! I spent 15 minutes writing ‘april fools’ in little green dudes and it’s ruined. RUINED!
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I have some questions (for the GAPA).
How do you find out when people’s birthday’s are?
Are you the only ones who can start blogs, or can anyone?
Please answer. Thank you.
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I can answer those
1. They tell you (mines November 20th, by the way)
2. Hes the only one that can start blogs, yes.
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Hi, Calla Lily,
In answer to your questions:
-We find out when people’s birthdays are by them telling us.
-Anyone can suggest a topic for a thread but we’re the only ones who can start one.
ciao for now,
Rosanne
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46:
#1: Most Bloggers tell when their B-day is so that the GAPA’s can put it on the Dates to Remember list and make them a B-day thread.
#2: If you look closely in the answer above, you’ll find the answer to question number 2.
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Hi Rosie!
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Are you still here? Where’s Bobby?
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Oh, cool. Well, mine’s October 25th, by the way.
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You are here! Please talk to me!
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Ok in reference to the question about birthdays, I am going to tell you mine. it is Feb. 2nd 1989. that’s right, i’m a groundhog.
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Hi, Violetfire,
I popped on for a few minutes and then I disappeared. Now I’m back again but not for long. I’m doing a little work on the computer.
A little while ago I had a big snack of tea and pastry and read some of Tristan and Isolde — one of those classics I’ve been curious about for a long time. I found the beginning to be a bit on the boring side but it got way more interesting in the middle.
That’s all the news I have to report.
How was your trip?
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Is there anyone out there who likes the T.V. show “Lost?” I know it doesn’t have anything to do with April Fool’s Day but I was watching the beginning of the first season today (on DVD) and it is SO GOOD! Please tell me if you like it! Oh, and for those of you who don’t, please keep your dislike to one sentence. Or, preferably, zero sentences.
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*countines to sing and stockpile Disney euphemisms*
All right, I’ve got Upendi, Twitterpatted, Hakuna Matata, Biibboty Bibboty Bopoty Boo, anything else? Dreamworks, Ambiliation, Pixar or Aardamn euphemisms will do too (if there are any Pixar or Aardman euphemisms….)
Don’t think of it as helping CB get her way with people without being akward. Think of it as a game.
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Hi. The tournament is over. Technically, I have been in town for the last three days, but I haven’t been home except to sleep and change clothes.
I had such a blast. I got to hang out with all of my friends, tell idiotic jokes, and get April fooled. I’m pretty sad, though, because now the speech and debate season is basically over, and in about a month I won’t be seeing my friends every day anymore. But it’s been a good year. Really good. I’ve made so many friends, had so many fun times. *sigh* I’m sad it’s just about over. But there’s next year. And this summer. I’m going to have the time of my life in a few months.
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OK, I was going to have the coveted first comment this morning, but my little brother stole the computer. GRRR!!!!!! So I’m going to suggest something for a new topic(s): styles of animation (i.e., manga) and overbearingly awesome phrases such as PWT PWNS!!!!!!
From Everyone’s Butt-Kicking Manga-Loving Fantasy-Writng Loony,
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
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*everyone’s favorite
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It seems kind of fake to me, but otherwise pretty good.
To Rosie: Great! In the beginning of the week, I couldn’t ski because of my toe, but on Wednesday we found some ski boots that I could get my foot into without hurting. So then we had a lot of fun. During the beginning I stayed in the condo with Dad Blogging and playing Sims. Read a lot. Had waffles and donuts for breakfast a lot.
If you know anything about skiing, you’ll know that the easiest runs are labeled with a Green Circle, then a Blue Square, up to the hardest, a Black Diamond or Double Black Diomond. Jadestone loves to go really fast and does Black and Double Black Diamonds a lot. Mom and Dad do Blues and Greens, and so do I. I like to go fast too, but not if I can’t stop afterward.
The mountains were beautiful. It was the Wasatch Mountain Range, and it surrounded Salt Lake City on three sides. It’s like nothing in the city, but then you go a little bit and it’s Wow! As opposed to Illinois, where it’s nothing, then more nothing.
YAAARRGG!!! This thing tells me that horrid cowboy message about notposting within 15 seconds, when I havent posted in like 15 minutes! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15. Okay, I’ll try again. *tries to submit comment* It happened AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hakuna Matata,
What a wonderful phrase,
Hakuna Matata,
Ain’t no passin’ craze
It means No Worries
‘Til the end of your days
Hakuna Matata!
Hullo, people. I just wanted to say that I have an unfinished Harry Potter fanfic that I’m going to be posting the prologue and first chapter of on the Harry Potter thread this Monday. I started writing it after Order of the Phoenix came out, so the time frame is Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts. So, anybody who’s interested please read it, ’cause Robert said if enough people are interested in hearing the rest of what I’ve written on it so far, he’ll give me a thread to post it on.
Anyway, it’s about seven chapters. It’s not all that great, and constructive criticism is welcome. Rude comments aren’t but with you all being fellow Musers I don’t think I have to worry about that.
Oh, yeah, any similarities to Half Blood Prince are purely coincidental, ’cause I’ve haven’t written any on it since B6 came out. And, yes, there is one thing in mine similar to B6 in case you’re wondering.
In my story, the girl Rose Larson resembles me, and James and Sarah’s personalities sort of resemble a couple of friends of mine. The names are completely different, though.
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MY BIRTHDAY IS FEBRUARY 26TH
AND I’M NOT ON THE GENERATIONS OF MUSEBLOGGERS THINGIE!!!!!!!! I WILL GET PIXIE CORPSE AND CHUCK NORRIS TO SUCK YOUR SOUL AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK (respectively) WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE. AND MOOCOW WILL UNLEASH DIBBLE. AND HOTSTUFF TRINITY WILL UNLEASH BOTH HER BROTHER AND HER ARMY OF RABID WEASELS. AND I WILL START SINGING THE CHARBONNEAU SONG AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE. AND SET MY TOTALLY MENTAL ORANGE FELINE-TYPE FRIEND (MAX) ON YOU TO RUIN YOUR HAIR AND EVERYTHING ELSE. AND MY MINIONS IN EUROPE WILL UNLEASH ALL OF THIER PLASTIC DINOSUAR AND STAR WARS EVILNESS ON YOU.
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I guess our beloved GAPA is in bed, as he still hasn’t moderated my last post…
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Shouldn’t the timestamp on my last post be 2:06, what with Day Light Saving’s Time an’ all?
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(13) Velcum to zee Museblog, gategirl, did you read el HG2MG? It helps a lot if you are confuzzed.
I like tortillas too. Im eating one right now.
And velcum Calla Lily also! Unfortunatley I never get to watch Lost ’cause I dont get that channel… no cable.
I didnt get to pull any pranks for Poisson D’Avril…. no good oppurtunities. Ah well. I will pull one tomarrow and no will ever suspect it because its the day after April Fools! HA! *plotplotplot*
I just saw the opera The Flying Dutchman. It was really good. I actually was interested in the storyline, unlike all the other operas Ive ever seen. And the singing was good, for the most part.
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Violetfire,
61: Woosh. Sounds like a fun trip.
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Wooohooo! I might…might…MIGHT get karate lessons at this really cool place with a good sense that doesn’t knock me down TOO hard. It’s fun, but if I do I will be the only white belt in the class, and since I only know PD and nothing else, I STINK like rotting fish. But if I do it, I will get better…
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Whew. Mr. Green has decided not to continue taking over my mind and censoring my comments. Oh happy day.
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I’m not sure I can say this but…
Does anyone here know about geocaching?
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You’re a wise one mr green
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Geocaching owns!!! There was an article that included it in the either the March or Feb edisions, I think. Ive never done real geocaching, but I did a sort mock one once. It was really fun.
Thats a relief, Ebeth, because, I hate to admit this but it was getting to be just a teeny bit difficult to understand what you were trying to say.
:mregreen:
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ahahahao!! I meant
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Whoa.. that was stupid of me…there was an article about that wasn’t there? yeah…well still…
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? Is that right?
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New name, only till the 10th.
Going geocaching! Yey!
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17- they. were. serious. the. sites. really. have. merged. this. is. so. weird. unless this is further joke-age. but i don’t think so.
39, #5- wouldn’t the non-veggies have eaten the vegetarians?
56- i don’t really have an opinion on it, but, thanks to my sister, i’ve seen every episode. criminal minds is on at teh same time and i like that show more. unfortunately, my parents like my sister more, so i am forced to record CM every week. not every other week, as i had suggested.
VF- i can’t ski. well, i can do the skiing part but not the turning part. so i go too fast and fall. one time i was run over by the ski lift. yeah, i’m really bad at it.
who is he and why is his name joe?
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79 Run over by a ski lift?!? Wow. That must have been hard since ski lifts hang above the ground.
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Zut! J’ai perdu mon emploi du temps, mais il est dans mon sac a dos! C’est super! Je suis assez bete, n’est-ce pas?
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i need a new name. i will think of one while i eat an apple and reread bad books.
got cellphone yestiddy!! skweel
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Awww, no euphemisms
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YAY GUYS I HAD A HORSE SHOW TODAY AND I GOT 5TH, 4TH AND 3RD PLACE!!! YAY IM SOOO HAPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my birthday is april 24th, by the way. YAY DOUBLE!!!
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Congratulations, BA! What did the horse get?
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81, oui, malheuresement, c’est vrai. desolee, m’amie. (sorry about the spelling)
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The horse got to jump a 2’3″ oxer… and eat a mint candy. horses like twizzlers. did you know that? it’s very important information, you know…
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80- it was at the ende of the ski lift, where you get off. i brilliantly fell down and it ran me over.
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82- i think i need a new name too. actually, i’ve been thinking about it. *changes name* it’s the greek muse of traedy. *pulls out frowning maske*
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i stcuk mi brothers tighty wities out the window!!! tee heee!!!!
anyways, i just got back from my gs camping trip, so i am very tired and dirty. and i spent alot of time putting up and taking down tents and yelling at juniors to help me, but otherwise it was a very satisfying experience. the only bad thing was that i had to miss april fools day. i couldn’t stay home either.
is the blog just going to be on mountain time until next fall? that will seriously confuse me.
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100th post!!!!!
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psh, no. that would be me. *bows*
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bye.
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My friend came over, and we biked the equivelant of at least five miles. I need another shower.
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Mr. Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I saw a really funny duo the other day. “How To Defend Yourself Against a Man Armed With a Peice of Fresh Fruit” Very off the wall.
1st guy: “But we’ve been doing fruit for nine weeks now!!! Can’t we do something else?”
1st guy doing a different character: “Like a pointed stick?”
2nd guy: “Listen, when some psychopath comes at you in a dark alley with a watermelon, you’re going to be coming back crying to me!!!”
Really odd. The second guy had one of the other characters attack him with a banana (To show the students how to defend themselves), and then the second guy shot the character.
1st guy: “You shot him!!!”
2nd guy: “He was coming at me with a banana”
1st guy: “But you can’t just shoot him!”
2nd guy: “It was self defense. He had a banana”
I loved it. It was hysterical.
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HI EVERYBODY!! Jadestone has a friend over and they’re playing Sims together. They both say hi!
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that is not mr. joe, that is mr green. the gapa has his sources mixed up.
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We should have a monowheel thread!
Those things are superfluisly cool! ; )
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Why can’t we post on Spring Forward?! Is there a special button you have to activate? Or is it just an announcement and no comments will be taken? Can someone explain?
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MontgumeryGurl, that’s Monty Python!
Nobody expects the Spanish INquisition!
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who’s mr. joe supposed to be??
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Well i thought mr. joe was faceless but apparantely his face is green. Maybe he’s an alien.
Or maybe he’s Mr. Green’s EVIL TWIN BROTHER!!!! Yes, that’d explain it.
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YAY almost on Museblog for one month!!!
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yeah a monowheel thread!!
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mr joe is the guy we diss to make our selves feel better
(bet you wish that was only a late april fool
but it isnt)
LSSU was awesome! theyre even thinking about adding a forensic biology program-so then theyd hav that as well as forensic chem. i hope they do, b/c im more interested in DNA analysis than any of the stuff that involves more chem.
and the campus was only a bit bigger than my high skool campus-no getting lost! ( i hav a relly bad sense of direction)
now i relly want to go there…it would be so cool to live minutes away from canada
w00t! this is the best CD ever! i just got P!ATD’s cd yesterday, + this is maybe the 3rd or fourth time ive listened to it…
my friend bought a CD by this band called Flogging Molly. its like irish musik mixed w/ hardcore rock- yeah!
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hey, i wanna go diss this joe guy…
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is this too fast?
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haha i definitely got the cowboy message!
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Queenie J, was it you who wrote the Muse song on the website?
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uuuuuuuuum,mmm… *randomly give banana cream pie to everybody*
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My parents ****. Everyone does. In Upstate NY at least.
People figure “Oh theres nothing going on with her shes only 12”. Every time sxomething comes up, its a new disorder/syndrome and
I get new drugs. I’m at 17 pills a day.
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u know it’s only the 2nd day of April and we already have like 123 posts? wow.
i was at my friend’s house for april fool’s day. we pulled a prank on my sister when we came over to my house.
My message for today- Hello. I am bored at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.
Seriously, i am soooooooooo bored. anyways, i gtg because it’s almost dinner time.
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That was a random Mr. green.
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Hello emogrl!
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I’m making more Muse stickers now. I’ve got the regular hpb send-in ones that I made, plus ones that are just hpbs, plus ones that say Muse: Mostly Harmless and ones that say Kokopelli 4 Prezzy! with a picture of koko. I’ve been handing them out to Jadestone and her friends, who are over right now. They love ’em.
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…hehe. so my friend + i had run out of entertainment this weekend, so we went to the store + ended up buying some floam- you know, that styrofoam/silly putty stuff. i made a hpb w/ it (it was hot pink floam).
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WORNING! WARNING!
April 30 my b-day, so watch out!
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100-Camping. Fun. People at school. No fun. Which is, in a nutshell, why I am boycotting my school’s GWC trip, trip to Six Flags, and graduation ceremony. It’ll be interesting. You see, with the graduation ceremony kids are supposed to walk down in boy-girl pairs, but our collection of motley thugs-I mean, grade-has 12 guys and 48 girls. Unless they want the Arabic harem look, I dunno what they’re going to do. And they make you wear pastels, which make me look even more like a monkey than usual! I know you don’t care, but I just wanted to put that out there. Besides, the people planning this are MEN. Who want a nice photo. You can’t have a nice photo with me in it, it just won’t work. Also, what do Dr. Bultinck (known as Dr. Bullshit to me) and Mr. Albro know about women’s clothing? NOTHING!
Ditz fest over. Sorry.
122-Yes, I wrote the Muse song. Guilty as charged, your Honor. It’s not that bad, is it?
129-Violetfire, stick it to the man! OK, bad joke fest over.
118-Don’t sign up for the forensic course. It’s dead boring. Well, that could be because my parents do it, but it is dead boring. Go in for something more exciting.
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I’m so upset. April Fool’s was on Saturday, so I couldn’t prank anyone. I live all year for April Fool’s, and I couldn’t do ANYTHING.
I biked at least six miles today with my friend. It was so much fun. Now I just have to take three more showers and I’ll feel clean again.
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124- how eville! it’s pathetic, the excuses people make for socially abnormal behaviour. reminds me of x-men…
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where are the gapas? eating dinner?
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did you know that the birthday threads are filed under random craziness?
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ape-ril foolery
haha
i make lousy jokes and like it too
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THI IS AN OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION:
WE THE CHUCK NORRIS ERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON THE WATERSHIP DOWN ERS.
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128 (VF)- Spiffy. Maybe you can get them printed up and send them to the OEADs, who can send them to people who write particularly insane letters or something.
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Attention! There’s been a Kokopelli-and-Larry-Gonick sighting on the History thread.
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eek! i have a henna tattoo on the palm of my left hand and it is very hard to type… and to do homework!
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i know i saw
do you think the muses will wish me a happy b-day?
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War! Yay! II don’t care about Chuck Norris or Watership Down, so I’ll just stand in the middle throwing pies at everyone, and then afterwards I’ll put on the uniform of whichever side wins and pretend to be with them, like Nobby Nobbs.
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goooooooooood idea I’ll side with you on that…
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You know what’s really sad? It snowed about two or three inches last night. I mean, it’s April, I want warm springtime weather. Wait, I guess this is a normal Alaskan spring, as it’s up in the 40s now, and the snow is melting.
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*Goes with Shphix*
There a third party: The “I don’t care about either one!” *throws pie at Cello Girl*
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ok, you guyz have provided me with somewhere to unleash my randm weirdness and not be hopelessly ridiculed, which is saying a lot, and now i need your help in return. i have this one friend who is really fun to be with sometimes, but she is obsessed with singing and she is always bragging about how she can sing. so at her select chorus thingamajiggie she met all these other friends and she is always blowing off me and my other two friends to hang with them, like she went to one friends bday party when she was SUPPOSED to come to this girl scout thing which mom had been planning for, like, ever and she totally said shed be there and it sucked. she actually said to my face that her other friends were better than me and the girl who she has been best friends with since second grade. also she has complimented me about once in our entire friendship and she never gives me ANY support. i havent totally dumped her because i dont want to lose her as a friend because i don’t have that many friends to begin with, and she wont listen to me when i tell her that she gets on my nerves she just acts like the universe revolves around her and it REALLY PISSES ME OFF. MUST SHOW UP SOCALLED FRIEND!
but how?
oi, GAPA, could you make a ‘Give Mutt ideas for cards because she can’t think of any thread?’ o.0
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Thank you, CB! Someone on my side!
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Whoops, I emant sphinx. Sorry.
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147- Ah man, I sympathize. I was best friends with this one girl since kindergarden and then we started growing apart on middle school. Then at the end of summer of 7th grade I thought our friendship would make it cos we hung out a lot and had fun. But the first day of 8th grade and bam, i dont exist. She was hanging out with a crowd just an inch above me on the popularity chain, so I embarrass her and she cant aknowledge my existance. Because I dont try to be exactly the same as my friends and actually show earnest emotion and not that artificial stuff they all have. Grrr. I know what its not want to lose a friend, even thought they are driving you mad. My only advice is: try and make it work but dont try to hard. If she doesnt respond to the fact that your upset and are trying to make things work, she doesnt care enough any more and isnt really your friend any more anyway. It may be that in a couple years she’ll have matured and you guys will meet up and and star being friends again. But for now, maybe just let her go. I hope that helps.
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132, that wouldn’t wrok with my glass. 6 boys one girl. Guess who the one girl is.
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this is FUNNY:
>. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>>>intervals.
>>>
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
>>>
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
‘Code 3’
>>>in housewares ….. and see what happens.
>>>
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
>>>Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
>>>
. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>>>you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding
>>>department.
>>>
When a clerk
>>>asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why
>>>can’t you people just leave me alone?’
>>>
. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
>>>your nose.
>>>
>. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he
>>>knows where the anti- depressants are.
>>>
>>>. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission
>>>Impossible” theme.
>>>
>>>. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using
different
>>>size funnels.
>>>
>>>. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
“PICK
>>>ME!”
>>>
>>>. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal
>>>position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
>>>
>>>( And; last, but not least!)
>>>
>>>. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
>>>then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in
>>>here!”
It was chain mail, but it was some of the funniest chain mail ive seen.
I H8 WAL MART
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That Chain Mail can accually be a game. I used to play it on Neopets: Come up with as many funny things to do at Wal mart as possible. Oh can we have a thread for it: PLEASE!
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Don’t want to stop chain mail, but I have to say something. For april fools, my brother put soap on my tooth paste. YUCK!
And I put this small little lock around my dads glasses, the part goes over your nose, so he couldn’t wear them. Only I had the key. MUAHAHAHA!
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Hi, just wanted to say that before I left. Now I’m REALLY leaving. for a couple of ours. AIMS (arizona something or other measure of something or other test
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Wal-Mart has never been one of my favorite corporations. Did anyone read “Nickel and Dimed” by Barbara Ehrenreich? I thought that was amazing. “Bait and Switch” was even better. Think Studs Terkel as a woman and more modern. Bye, King George. Try to survive the AIMS. Don’t be eaten by the killer answer sheet. Be brave! Be strong! Be bold! Pass me the mustard! (Name it, for extra extra hot pink bunny points.)
147-Find a really annoying song with a voice like hers and “I hate you”-ish lyrics and send it to her, with a note saying how this expresses your feelings. Mwahahaha. Besides, she doesn’t really sound like a friend to begin with, more of an acquaintance than an actual friend.
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AHHHHH…I didn’t come on for 1 day, and there are 158 comments!!!!!!!!!
I guess we really like random threads.
It’s raining. I talk about the weather a lot. Oh well.
I love all your Harry Potter things, Michelle!!!!
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whoa. lotsa april birthdays. why isn’t my birthday on there? or is there not enough room?
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do you even know when my birthday is? hm? hm? i bet you don’t. i only announce it every month or so, you know.
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April 27, 1992. It’s on the calendar.
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147- you don’t want to lose her as a friend? sorry if it is harsh, but i think you already have. if you think it’s worth it, you could try to make it work, or just make sure you’re the one who OFFICIALLY ditches her.showing her up is a bit immature, but group shunning is always fun. you might regret the public telling of one of her humiliating secrets.
anyway, we had a lecture on chastity today in school. the one speaker related EVERYTHING to various chick-flicks. ‘t was boring indeed. but funny, because my friend kept saying, “i’m the juggernaut!” and that probably made no sense. oh, well.
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what calender?
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Go to the museblog home page
(musefanpage.com/blog/)
and it is at the top right, “dates to remember”
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its not there.
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Hey, people, I’ve got a question for you all. Here, in Alaska, the highschool whatchamacallit exams, benchmarks, and all those other three day standardized testing things always take place the week after daylight savings time starts. Is that the same for all of you? ‘Cause I think it’s a dumb time to do it, since nobody’s adjusted to the time change yet.
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i mean, seriously, its not on the ‘dates to remember’ its also not on the thread calender.
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Never fear–it’s in the file that the blog software uses to create the “Dates to Remember” calendar. The calendar displays only the next five dates, and yours hasn’t come up yet.
To save time, I’m going to start listing the birthday person’s favorite color next to the year. Then you won’t have to tell me again unless it changes. What’s yours?
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh… i see.
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169 (OEAD)- Mine changes daily. I guess black would work, since most people have black clothes. I can dictate the rest of it later.Or I might just make everyone wear bunny ears…
YES! That’s it! My favourite colour is bunny ears. Meh.
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Blue. Any shade.
151) Don’t worry about it. People make mistakes all the time. In real life everyone is constantly confusing me with my twin. I forgive you, like the gracious, wonderful, perfect, modest person I am. I’ll make fun of you for it, but I’ll forgive you.
154) Here’s another one: Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
“I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave!”
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Pheonix, check your email!
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I’m 12 currently, NOV 20, color green.
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Visit Katreh! Prease? We need more people! And some of us have signed up but don’t do anything. *glares pointedly* Look. Here’s the URL.
Just click on it. Very simple. You know you want to…
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for some strangge reason, i signed up for lemony snicket authortracker stuff. they sent me this email which i thought was funny:
April 1, 2006
Dear Reader,
All of us at HarperCollins Children’s Books would like to extend our sincere apologies for yesterday’s surprising public announcement by Lemony Snicket. We discourage our authors from disclosing the contents of a book so far in advance of its publication — especially a book as highly anticipated as Book the Thirteenth, The End, which will not be released until October 13, 2006.
As a courtesy to dedicated fans, we thought it only fair to share Mr. Snicket’s revelations in an open forum. Below is the key information revealed by Mr. Snicket regarding the upcoming final installment of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
-Yes, the Baudelaire siblings’ difficult journey comes to a triumphant end.
-Yes, their parents are very happy with their new home.
-Yes, Klaus Baudelaire does skip a grade and win a spelling bee.
-Yes, Count Olaf gives each of the children a pony.
-Yes, Beatrice is actually the hook-handed man.
-Yes, they all live happily ever after, a phrase which here means “plus eternity times infinity!!â€
Mr. Snicket also revealed that The Beatrice Letters, a collection of personal letters which will be published in September, is full of funny poems and doodles of unicorns.
We hope that none of this information will lessen your interest in Mr. Snicket’s research. Just because everything turns out perfectly in The End certainly does not justify the terrible things that have befallen the Baudelaires over the course of the last twelve books.
Thank you for your support.
Happy April Fool’s Day,
HarperCollinsPublishers
I actually believed it until the part with the pony.
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my fav color is octarine. i think i said that in the polls thread. if you don’t have anything in octarine, wear black.
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132- Would GWC by any chance stand for George Williams Collage? Cause thats where the 6th graders go every year for an overnight thing.
147- Dont worry! We’re youre friends! RIGHT? *glares at all*
All-*agree instantly*
jk
But we are, really. As are Bobby and Rosie, im sure.
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Hi im weird! i likes to be weird. yess we does
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Hey everybody! Sorry i didn’t write on saturday. I have to go to the library to get internet because my family doesn’t have any. The computer i was on wouldn’t let me submit a comment(Probably some april fool joke) but now it’s working. I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED APRIL FOOLS DAY!
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hi, i’m Norma, and i just wanted to say that it’s SO hard being a preteen!
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157. Uk. I have AIMs too. Standardized testing deserves to be devoured by angry tenrecs.
167. We dont do daylight savings in AZ, but our Standardized testing dates are usually a week after spring break. But spring break changes every year, so theres no exact dates.
January 30 1992. Color… ooo. I like lots of colors. Yellow or green I guess. I’ll post my color again when its actually near my birthday.
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Hey everybody! I couldn’t write in on saturday because my library computer wasn’t working. Well, now it is! Oh, i also wanted to ask everybody what their favorite movie is.
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what is katreh? I went to the website, but what exactly is it for?
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Roleplay, my guess.
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Finding Nemo!
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hola. guess what? i just had some almond paste, and it was definitely good.
in other news, my first day back @ skool was torture to the mind, and i will probably hav next to no computer time in the near future, seeing that i must
*research colleges
*study for ACT
*study for AP test
augh, this sux!
my favourite colour is black , even though its relly the absence of colour . if someone ever asks you what your favourite colour is, try saying clear . its fun.
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Hey Em, you have the same name as my aunt.
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hey what was up you big meanie trying to take away my carebear!
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im yllaer gnitteg derit fo gnitiaw!
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Yeah, #175 (Pentatonikk) What is Katreh? I went there, but I couldn’t figure out what it was..
#167 (Michelle) Our standardized tests are right after day-light savinings time too…we’re doing them right now (well, today, not this very minute, becaus it is 7:23 where I live)
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Hey, anybody interested in reading a Harry Potter fanfic, please check out what I’ve written so far. It’s on the Harry Potter thread. It’s starts with a Prologue (post 325), which is a couple posts before Chapter One. It’s not that great, but if people want to hear more, say so, ’cause Robert’ll make a thread for me to post it on. It’s not finished, by the way, but takes place during Harry’s sixth year.
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MM, so yours start on Monday? Mine are always Tuesday, Wenesday, and Thursday.
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well, the librarys closing. See ya!
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My birthday is November 27, 1991, and my favorite color is purple
I think I already said that, though
oh well!
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Hello!
147: I think you should give her one last chance. Find a place to talk to her alone (after singing practise, maybe) and confront her. Tell her all the things you told us, and give her a chance to choose. You or her singing friends. And, if she chooses them, don’t look back. Leave forever, no matter what she does.
154: Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long,” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
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It’s here!
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Before I start this, I would like to remind everyone that I am unarmed.
Ahem.
Anyhow, comments, and two requests for the GAPA:
1. My birthday is August 28
2.I think we should have an anti-LOTR post, and focus on Eragon and Saphira.
3. Type “aye” if you agree: we need “pwt pwns” and hot-pink-bunny t-shirts.
4. What does Pwt Pwns stand for/mean, anyway?
#31- Your tenrecs are no match for my army
Question for Ebeth the Lurker: why do you only speak in smily faces?
Question for Otzi: How do you poison someones mind?
I gotta go.
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Excuse me, Dragonsrock828, have you read The Belgariad?
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Put a moustrap on the maniquens toes
Put Gum on the part of the water foruntain where the water comes out
Put yellow grogery bags all over the floor and thrn sing “Follow the Yellow Bag Road”
Change all the computer screensavers to say “K-Mart Rules!”
Change all the passwords to “Hi”
Sneak ladies soap and deoderant into a mans cart
Leave Muse subscription cards inside the books
While in the lighting department, scream, “WHEW, Global Warming!”
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the smileys were an elaborate april fools joke orchestrated my me, ebeth, and rrf. (moose was also present, but he/she didn’t post any mrgreens) we were going to post all mrgreens all day, but it wasn’t very successful because we couldn’t get anybody else to show up at nationstates. plus, i was camping on april fools day, and was unable to participate. so yeah. i hope i didn’t reveal any important secrets.
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aye.
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Well, the attack of the mr. greens certainly gave April 1 an extra measure of bizarreness. For that I am grateful.
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yez, next year it vill be more bizarre, you vill see.
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octopi are way cooler than cats or dogs!!!!!! you people haven’t posted anything recently!!!! what happened to unsatiable appetite for randomness?
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I think they’re cool too. I like how they can change colors. But cats and dogs are way more cuddly. Actually, now that I think about it, with all those arms, an octopus has the potential to be very cuddly. Maybe a little tooooo cuddly.
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jellyfish.
i shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine. you shall be my squishy! c’mere squishy… Ouch! bad squishy!
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hey, i have a new email address, will the blog let me change with the same name?
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testing…
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yay! it did!
its a lame email anyway. does anyone know how you change your email address while keeping the same contacts and stuff?
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Yes, that works fine.
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anyways, now i can email people without my parents knowing! not that i do that alot. but i can sign up for all kinds of author updates… i wonder if tamora pierce has author updating stuff?
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Yeah, but be careful where you give your address too. Otherwise you get all kinds of emails you don’t want. But if that happens, then spam them (press the button on the computer that says so and it’ll automatically put messages from that address into your Bulk folder and not your inbox (if your server is anything like mine (which it probably isn’t))).
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I’m planning something for next year. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahjahahahahahahhahahahaha:mrgreen:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhajhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahahaha
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ok *drumroll*
my birthday is…….*drumroll*
octoberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *drumroll*
twentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*drumroll*
nothing!
haha its twentyth
bet you were waiting for something else after that drumroll werent you huh? huh?
ok
really bed now
after last post…
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Mine is two days before yours. Ha.
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hahahaha i fooled u my bday for once not barfday is actually april 6!!!!!
Gradster(1)
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Yesterday i was going through a box of girl scout equipment, when i came across a giant unopened box of Hershey’s choklit that expired this month. Sadly, my offer to dispose of the contents was turned down.
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guess what
im back (my internet was down :cry:)
i was very sad
fyi i got an 86 on that math test (random thread part 5 i dont no what post # but it was in the 100s) (or was it 200s:???: )
but some one respond 2 my messages im feeling left out
i m a bad girl
i went on the skool computers and pretended 2 do research while really blogging.
im OBSESED! wit muse blog
i ♥ it!
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my birthday is in 23 days aka April 27th
every one has to say happy bitrthday 2 me, cuz im that kind of person
i make lots of typos whe i type!
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im changing my name to yay4hotpinkbunnies
DONT THINK I AM SOME ONE ELSE ro i will set my swarm of KoKo’s on you (see the thread suggestion page)
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did it work?
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#199, Shpinx
no, i’ve never read that. is it good?
Finish all your sentances with “in accordence with the prophesy”.
As often as possible, skip rather then walk.
Have your co-workers address you by your screen name.
When someone asks you for something, ask if the want fries with that.
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Well, Dragons, if you like Eragon, I’m sure you’d like the Belgariad, considering Eragon is completely copied from it. One scene in Eldest is copied word for word. Except The Belgariad is written WAY better and is WAY funnier and is on the whole a totally better book.
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YAY! I got a new email too! I’m hoping that, like Em, it will stay the same as well….
Happy April 4th!
(Today is the day Martin Luther King Jr. died, and it is Heroes day in Lesotho, and it is Easter in 2010!)
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Does anyone here happen to be crazy about dragons?
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Why is it that when I go away, everyone else seems to post more? Do you all hate me or something? Huh? Huh? I am very hurt. ‘S not MY fault that I had a cello lesson.
Shall we begin the War Against Chatspeak that I have just decided would be a very nice idea for no particular reason? Insatiable appetite for randomness and all, old chaps?
DOOM BE UPON CHATSPEAK!
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augh. its freezing cold + snowing right now. how dya like that?!
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I forget who, but someone said something about some website called Katreh or something like that, but I forget which thread it was on, and I still have no idea what it is, so could someone explain it to me??!?
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Me: Chatspeak being what?
Alternate me: Ah, in accordance with the Prophesy, chatspeak is the use of words such as w00t, b/c, pwns, etc.
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Hallo yay4thehotpinkbunnies! Dont worry… I felt left out when I first came on too… just keep jabbing at the blog until the all the snobby, exclusive, conceited people here decide to let you into their club. Oh wait, sorry, thats normal life- Museblog is actually NICE.
DIE CHATSPEAK DIE, you MUGLY EEEVIL THING!!!
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you know, i could have posted first on the yfhpb thread…but i choose not to.
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haha I totally almost posted in Y4THPB’s first post thread.
Smart.
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on the dredge report, there was a link that lead to a site that said that a random indian director wanted to cast PARIS HILTON as mother teresa (sp?) in a movie. this is not a joke.
I posted in Y4THPB’s thread. I am cruel. And I will start another Pie War if anyone dares to agree with me on that.
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
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Its not just that, viotletfire. Chatspeak is really useing 2 istead of to, RU isntead of Are You, ect.
Esxample!
Oh, really? Your are? I want to go too!
O Rly. u r? i want 2 go 2!
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The plot of the very first Kokopelli & Company, was Koko cooking Feather dinner. It was also the first mention of Feather’s love for donuts.
So I have a question.
Is that picture from the comic at the top of the thread from the Kokopelli & Company- Pilot Episode?
I havn’t gotten the APril issue yet. So I can’t figure it out.
By the way, I think it’s unfair that the official website only lets you order Muse backissues up to January 2002, or maybe it was 2000.
Anyway, if I could get my hands on the first two issues of Muse, my life would be partially complete.
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Greetings Earthlings
take me to your leader. vegetarianism is the best thing in this world. you would all do well to become vegetarians
cats rule
dogs are inferior to cats
cats are better than people
theisabeautifuldsiad
inheritance series is so copied of star wars
tanks aree bad
so aare guns
im taking up space
do as i say, not as i do
all that glitters is not gold
he who hesitates is lost
conntradiction
look before you leap
every man for himself and the devil take the hindmost
he makes a moutain out of a mole hill
Deeds, not words
aye
tis true
of course it is
sorry, i must go conquer another thread, goodbye
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hello drizzt.
or shall i call you by your full name ?
i will
hello drizzt do’urden
nice poem
why is vegearianism the best thing in the world?
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drizzt are you new, or have I just not seen you before, or is that the alias of someone I know?
Heres my line on Chatspeak: Its ok to use some abbrevitions, leave out some caps, leave out punctuations, but when it gets to be that almost every word is changed, its just irritating and unnecessary, Save it for the chatrooms.
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drizzt i agree with you for the most part although i feel that octopi are cool than cats or dogs. ravens and crows are neat to.
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@227 (Pentatonikk): Ah, chatspeak. Chatspeak is simply a more shortened form of English. Personally, I find it annoying, but people like to talk fast these days, so I don’t mind so much when it’s limited to chatrooms. But when people start adapting it as though it is an “official” form of English, I get royally pissed. Why? Well, if they have the time to write, then they ought to at least do it correctly, agreed?
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:):) :):)
:):)
:):)
Seriously, I wish that was illegal worldwide. Half our problems are caused by it.
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OK, since it got cut off, the message was “Ban ignorance!”
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Hi! Oh darn now I has got to go. Bye!
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I leave for a few days and come back to find the Museblog swamped with newbies! What is the world coming to?
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hey, drizzt!
i will officialy NOT be a newbie tomorrow.
in other news, i’m, well, snowed-in. no school for me today! even though school isn’t officially cancelled…ah, well. i shan’t miss too much.
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239, No, those doughnuts are for the “Doughnut Memmory Cure”. You’ll find out when you get it
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Hello, is anybody there?
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….im here….
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The GAPAs are around, too, but we don’t count.
A blog is different from a chatroom, as much as MuseBlog may resemble one sometimes. It’s not really supposed to be an interactive experience. Right now, I’d guess that most of your fellow MB-ers are at school. Where are you?
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home…my mother couldn’t get her car out in the snow this morning, but she had to go to work by the time it cleared up, so, home. most of it has melted already…i hope i didn’t miss too much in my classes…
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I homeskool. that is why i can be online just now
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I homeskool 2.
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Hi….is any one there?
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still waiting
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still waiting………………..again…………………..
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There are a lot of home-schooled people here….I’m not homeschooled…..it is now 3:50 PM and school is over…..!!
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Hi, Sweet Scorcher. MuseBlog isn’t quite a chatroom — so comments sometimes take a while to get moderated.
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It is now abot 1:00, I am at lunk, so I can use internet,
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ive done an audition and am waiting for a call back. wish me luck!!!
*dramatic exit stage right*
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At lunk?
Lunk is a very cool-sounding word though.
lunk. lunk. lunk.
whee!
i vas at skooool. and GAPA R.C-u do count so don’t think you can get out of talking to us! So meh! *pies GAPA* (RC that is) (But don’t get cocky RS-I’m watching u. I’m waiting for my chance…my chance…to…PIE!!! MWAHAHAHA!)
244-hey i like chatspeak! Ok, it does sound really stupid when people walk around saying “lol jk” and stuff like that but online and writing notes in class and stuff it’s cool. And i can’t think of anywhere else people could write it that would possibly annoy you, since putting it in a skool paper would be a definite F and that’s about all people write these days (well except u see it in bad fanfics and stuff, but then nothing can really make the bad ones worse)
So hi! how r u? im fine. lol. jkjk k. g2g. POS. rotfl!! ttyl.
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you mean lunch?
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Hi! There is a new thread, but not for me to post irst on. Hurry up, yay4hotpinkbunnies!, or I will grow impatient.
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I’m being homeshcooled temporarily. I’m waiting to go back to school around the end of the month. When I go back to hebrew school I can’t be sure, but don’t excpect me to be post on Wendsday nights or Sunday mornings. Some saturdays, too.
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dont you have to give frodo a birthday thread? you usually put it up the day before…
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Hi!!!! It’s Me!!!!
now my reign of Twisted Evil Shall Begin! HAHAHA!!! Hey… where is everybody?
This doesn’t work like a chatroom: Your comments have to be moderated.
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I KNOW GENIUS!!!
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Sheesh! Are you allways so- so- *looks in thesures* growly at people? And can I have an important role in your reign of Twisted Evil?
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Why are you being home schooled temporarily
just wondering…
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hello. *leaves*
oh-wait-question:
are ‘mostly harmless’ and ‘so long…’ different endings for the series?
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wow, MEAP tests are so easy, theyre almost an insult. today we had the algebra MEAP during 2nd + 3rd hr, + i almost fell asleep during it. @ least i wont ever hav to take them again…
has anyone seen national treasure? were watching it in govt right now. isnt it kind of cheesy?
hey, i definitely learned the musik for auditions in less than a day! ive nvr learned music that fast before. yays.
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I was sick for 7 months. Still am sick, but not as sick as I was.
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How do I make a new topic?
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That’s weird. I’ll get Belgaraid out of the library sometime. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
I was just at school for almost 9 hours straight because i was auditioning for the talent show. the lady promised that i’d go early on…that makes me laugh. Yet ANOTHER humongous project due!!
Unfair.
Ms. Schrembeck and
Mrs. Molenaar
are so into projects.
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you suggest one. seriously, everybody asks that question.
You don’t The GAPAS do. but you can always suggest one int he suggestions box
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chaspeak is ok as long as you don’t use too much. it’s handy for taking notes when the teacher talks to fast.
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246- yeah i saw it. and it was indeed insanely cheesy.
i don’t want to go back to school…ahem…skool tomorrow.
criminal minds is on tonight on cbs at 9EST. it is the episode with “the endes! the endes!” “she’s probably incoherent”
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just found a cool dragon site! Here’s my quiz results:
My inner dragon is the most honorable of all. I enjoy shape-shifting, humans, and the occasional crusade to save the world. I’m what you might call a Draconic Knight.
[If you want to do the quiz, type “discover your inner dragon” into a search engine and it will probably pop up at the top of the list — Rosanne.]
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hey, could someone please answer my question in 275?
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i was sick for all of first grade-but i forgot exactly what i had. bad sinuses or something.
and im starting to feel sick now, so im gonna rant. after all, im always sick (or @ least hav bronchitis) around the time of small ensemble auditions. it makes me so mad.
actually i just feel relly weird. im tired, + im usually nvr tired; im an insomniac. its probably b/c im being assailed w/ so many standerdized tests nowadays…mrahr
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*standard! i can definitely sp it!
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I took the dragon quiz. while phoenix is a gold, and the rarest, and a bit too trusting… I am a yellow dragon, the 4 th rarest type. i am the air elemental, and given the chance id spend my days just soaring thru the clouds. ill only attack if provoked(pie wars not counted).
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I like Muffinale!
[Copper Bigfoot suggests going to the Muffin Films Web-site. It’s easy as to pie to find using a search engine. Or should I say, easy as muffin? — Rosanne]
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oh hi no links? still… [Snip, zap. Really, you know no links are alowed. GAPAS]
Hahaaa ha. im impersonating the gapas! if they zap it… well dont please because i think its fun.
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sorry about that. i was seized by a random urge to see if i could make it look as if the gapas had deleted something in my post. again, sorry for impersonating you, robert and rosanne. DONT DELETE IT!
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actually you can tell the gapas didnt post it because i misspelled allowed.
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you do it like this:
[Reference to Em’s whereabouts deleted-Admin]
or
[No links please-Robert and Rosanne]
or
[Snip snip, I deleted some of this, for the sake of everybody’s scrolling button-Robert]
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Ha, ha, FantasyFan. We mipsell words somtimes to.
But lucky for us, we can fix the mistakes!
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hm, no, its like this
[Link zapped -Admin]
but gapa, that muffin link was in muse. i posted it on the feburary muse thread.
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whoops, i must have posted that last post on a window i opened before i changed my name. sorry.
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yayforhpbs, what is your fav color?
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Yes, it was in muse, you told me to talk about Muffin Films in this thread, so i did.
no, that’s ebeth’s post. what are you talking about?
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who’s a jump ahead of you? me? wow, i feel special.
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links
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random red bananas devour seagulls at noon
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Is that like “colorless green ideas sleep furiously”?
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Here’s a solution: once links have been posted on the thread for an issue, go ahead and post links to that thread. Rosanne and I don’t have time to check every link that people want to post here, and we can’t remember which ones we’ve already approved, but we’re happy to let you go skipping around the blog. How’s that?
I’ll add link to the a href=”https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=169#comments”>February Muse thread here. I think we’re talking about comment 53.
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no. its a random comment. what happened to trying to get an april foolery p. 10? were 6 days into april and were still on the original thread.
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ancient sleepers awake at dawns sunset, while pterodactyls soar on the above.
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whoa… you guys are unusually random. did you check the contents of you breakfast? in french we had a party, and these people from drama were fixing the lighting or something so they came and crashed our party. we gave them hot chocolate.
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Bang head on wall. I’m really mad now-i had a looooong post but then comp messed up so i thought it went through but it DIDN’T and now i shall cry.
Most of it just rant on my boring life and extreme happiness on dear old library getting cartoon history of the universe. One important thingamajigamawho-In Need of linky. I think it was a back issue but the comps still being stoooopid and not letting me on the fan page to check. Can’t find it in old muses though, so it might be somewhere else i got the link. BUT BUT BUT i think it WAS muse, so if anybody knows the link to a site w/name charts-like name popularity or something like that it was i think…do tell. And GAPA, plz approve? Pleezyplz?
Well now i’m really depressed. I’m gonna go cry in my little corner now. Or maybe i’ll ease my pain with a little round of Joe-dissing. Hoom…decisions, decisions.
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so MB has been *shudder* down for the last 3 hours or so….ish…whatever…
and i just finished re-hemming my school skirt. am bored.
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by the way, i am officially not a newbie anymore. par-tay!
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I’m officially not a newbie too!! cool…
I was sick for about 5 months in 5th grade. I went to school for about 3 hours, then went home and slept. They FINALLY found out what I had (Crohn’s Disease) and I am better!! (Well, it is chronic, so I’m not better , but I am in remission)
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i don’t remember what thread the fruit defense dialogue was posted on…but i found it on YouTube and it is muchly funny.
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whats crohns disease?
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why was the blog down?
wish i had more comp time tonite.
g2g
relly
bye
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THE BLOG WAS DOWN?
I CANT GET ON THE SMILEY PRACTICE PAGE. SO ILL HAVE TO DO IT HERE INSTEAD.
?heart; : ) :mr green: bad joe! : (
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today i did hav breakfast cereal, and it was cheerios.
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me uncle had chrons disease (i think, anyway he did if it is pronounced chrones disease)
anyway for a long time he was in ospital, then he wasnt but coulddent eat spicy or crunchy food, but now he is better and allmost normal
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Crohn’s Disease is an autoimmune disease (basically where your immune system attacks itself) and it is where you get ulcers, etc. all over your digestive tract.. google search it, I can’t really go into detail right now..
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(319) FantasyFan, I tried to fix the smiley thread by cutting some of the trillion mrgreen’s in one of dlod’s posts.
(Sorry dlod!!! those smiley intensive posts are magnificent but they can really make it impossible for some musebloggers to fully load the page.)
I’m not sure that this will fix the problem. Maybe, though.
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I had to unplug the computer to fix the problem, so id rather not risk it. but ill try
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It works! i can get on the smiley thread!
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Wait gapas what happened to my birthday! ? April 11 1993 post it its GONE
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My friend’s mom had an absolute fit about something I posted on my Xanga. I said that I “sniffed markers” (I was writing with them and I naturally got some fumes), and “got hyper” (getting hyper was not caused by the markers), and that because I was hyper, I called a guy “hott”. My friend’s mom then had a total fit and told my mom that I had been sniffing markers and getting high, and that I sniffed them to “get up the courage to talk to someone.” My mom then gave me this extremely long lecture on being careful what I posted on my Xanga. HELLO??!!! MS. JOYCE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD DREAM OF HAVING A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!! Ms. Joyce also told my mom that there were “other things” I had on my Xanga (she was referring to me calling a guy hott). Honestly, you would’ve thought that I posted that I took crack cocaine and got pregnant. She. Had. A. Fit. I’m really mad at her right now.
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FF (326),
I’m not sure we ever had it on the calendar, but we do now. Random factoid: on December 19, you’ll be exactly 5,000 days old.
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*said stubbornly* You did too have it on the calender. then it disappeared . but its back now
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Flameing Rabid Squirles Are Eating my Toung.
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I ment Tounge.
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Hey, cool! Birthdays! Mine is April 22nd, ‘ 91. Does anyone have the same one? I bet someone out there does…
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I managed to make my computer’s song player go ultra fast, so John, Paul, George and Ringo sound like rabid squirrels on crack. ‘Tis hilario.
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Oh yeah i’ve done that its funny
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hey i cant post on the factoids page.
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quack quack said the hen.
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SQUIRRELS!!!! *hugs a squirrel*
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Your comment is awaiting moderation.
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whats the your comment is waiting moderation for?
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(327) to ms. joyce.
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hey guess who’s spring breakl starts today? yes! mine! w00t!
and im taking care of absolutely vrybodies guinea pigs. okay, only two peoples guinea pigs. thats three guinea pigs. so now i have six guinea pigs total, plus the two rabbits and the cat and the turtle. i feel like thos foster people for rescue organizations that have rooms full of guinea pigs and rabbits and things. and they all have bigger houses than me.
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your comment is awaiting moderation idid for no particular reaon. this is a random thread, and im determined to make it so.
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guess what? IT’S RAINING!!!!!! YAY!!! I LOVE RAIN!!!!
and a rabbit is eating a towel.
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and now a different rabbit is eating a towel. and now its stopped. im gonna go play harvest moon.
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I can make an invisib le post! I think… Hold on, I’ll show you.
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MWAHAHAHAHA! ‘Tis invisible! I reign supreme!
For some inexplicable reason, the keyboard on this school computer smells terrible.
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its so weird. Whewn i watch Lady and the Tramp and fall asleep, I always wake up at “Hes a Tramp”. Couple this with weird dreams and cracked acorns that are always odd-pronged…..
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excuse me! my birthday is the 27 of April 20 days and im not yet on the calander what is up with this i will set my swarm of angry KoKos on you if it is not on by tonight and i mean it!
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excuse me! my birthday is the 27 of April. 20 days and im not yet on the calander what is up with this i will set my swarm of angry KoKos on you if it is not on by tonight and i mean it!
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whoops i just entered it twice
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ugh, why did i do that? that has got to be the most annoying gam in the world! i have two many chickens, and they all give eggs on a random schedule, and i hav this extra cow that i don’t want to sell but she doesn’t giv milk, and there is this annoying plant thing that came out of nowhere, and its just really annoying.
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yay4hpbs,
#1: the calender only show 5 dates at once
#2: you’ve already said that 3 times
#3: th gapa probably knows whn your birthday is. he knw when my birthday was, and i didn’t even say dirctly.
#4 what is your favourite color?
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hey, can you change my birthday entry to “Em’s Birthday”? i know it is confusing that i keep changing my name, but i would lik to be primarily known as em. emiliana is just somthing i call myself when i am adding description to my name, but i’ll stop now if its confusing. and my fav color is octarine.
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is octarine sort of orange- ish
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invisible indeed. i love HTML
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we need a new part to this ! april foolery Part2 Come on. continue!
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octarine is the color of magic. i have no idea what it looks like, i just picked it because i like most of th colors, and couldn’t pick between them
ooh, first post! ok todays my friends birthday, and my mom says i have to finish a really big project for school if i want to go to his party. i should probably start it now. bye
first post??
darn
Thank GOD that new design is gone.
HI!!! i feel happy even though i just got up. oh, dear. no more sense of happiness. must take evil medicine. it’s pretty cool. onn the first day of april, it stopped raining for the first time in weeks!!!
Noooooooo!!!! I can’t go on the museblog anymore!!!!! My uncle is taking away my computer!
April Fools
poor kitkat! why is your computer being taken away? (wait… if you’re gone you probably can’t answer that can you… i’m really bored, which is why i’m talking so much… 7th post?
Yay!! April!! New threads!!
Do you think this months will be as long as last months?
I think we should try and make a part 10. April fools, GAPAs.
*7th post dance* i feel like… tortillas!
I’m in the top twenty!!!! yay!!!!!
Anyway, here are (trumpet fanfare) THE OFFICIAL PLANS TO TAKE OVER A MEDIEVEL CASTLE!!!!!!
A while (6 months at least) before starting phase one, send a spy to live in the village closest to the castle. Have them live like the villagers, and blend into the scenery. Meanwhile, begin assembling your army and supplies.
Phase One- Send another spy to live in the same village as the first spy, posing as their relitive*. Have them get a job at the castle. You know:butter up the ruler, ruler likes you, you get the job. As a servant, you are virtually invisable. Collect all the gossip you can, and report it in code to your leader.
Phase Two- Send another group of spies to live in the same village, posing as a family. Have them report landmarks, resources, local defenses, etc. The servant/spy is now making an extremely detailed map of the castle, and including weapon list and guard tally. Send map back to the leader, who is waiting with a full army of trained people. Plan strategies.
Phase Three- Life continues as normal for the spies, who only report changes. Stratigies are finished, the army is ready to move.
Phase Four- Army marches into the country, staying just inside the border and dresed as the ruler’s soldiers so the peasants don’t suspect anything. March to the point that is closest to the kings castle, but far enough away to hide. Disperse companys of soldiers to discreetly surround the castle. Have a few assasins enter from the back.
Phase Five- Attack the castle from the outside in. (aka capture as many people as possible before the fighting starts. Throw them into the dungeon.
Phase Six- All-out attack. The purpose of phase 5 was to weaken the forces in the castle’s defense system. Capture the king and use him to take over the rest of the kingdom.
Phase Seven- Have the king “issue a proclimation” saying that he is fleeing the country, seeing as it is too dangerous for him to stay because of the attack. He is turning the castle &kingdom over to us, posing as his cousin’s army. Lock him up for the rest of his life, and all of the other members of the royal family.
Phase Eight- Mission completed. Live la dolce vida (tha good life) in your new castle.
So, which castle do we attack first?
Yum, I like tortillas*runs in circles 2 times repeating the phrase ‘I like tortillas*. I’m new her. i’m pretty lost, HELP!!!
yay, new thread!
and mugglenet and leakycauldron merged.
Hey, I hate vidoe games.
AHAHAHAHA, APRIL FOOLS, YOU FOOLS!
-dies several times over, becomes Heartless, has a shell that is a Nobody that eventually is controlled by the Organization-
Oh man. I’m going to keep it up until someone asks.
+D
A few of my friends have birthdays today, and sometimes they bring in ‘cake’ to school for a “birthday treat” or whatever, and they put all sorts of gross stuff in it….coffee grinds, etc.
but that might have been an april fools thing.
speaking of fools, there was one guy in my SAT testing room who did the wrong section at the wrong time (accidentally) and got his scores cancelled. and it was the FIRST, ESSAY section. hard to miss. brilliant people. some of them even complained that they couldn’t write cursive (sp?) for the statement and the proctor had to show them.
I told my sister i saw a gray hair on her head. then i told her that more hair would turn grey… then fall out! Hahahahaha!
ok that was a bit mean of me. but hey, its not like she REALLY believed it.
yay april! im so happy cause my birthday’s soon!! Yay! spring! birthdays! no more icky snow!!!
My stepmom has some grey hair and says that she names each one after one of our youthful hijinx. Like the soap on the mirror. And the sign that said “REDRUM”. And…
15: I already know! Mwa ha ha!
Jadestone got really hungry at the airport, and she thought she smelled cinnamon glazed nuts, which she really likes, and Mom and I pretended we found some and then ate them all… she believed us! April Fools!
In the city that I live in, we broke the record for most consecutive rainy days in march in the past century or some variation of that. So far this morning it hasn’t rained yet, so I’m very happy. I don’t particularly like rain, I like sun a lot better.
violetfire is jadestone older or younger than you?
so…i hape a sweet sixteen partay to attend. i which probably means i will be back tomorrow *sigh* so little time for the computer….
I’m saying older, but that’s a guess.
How come there’s no picture?
Yes, I is older than VF. By 2 years. And where is the picture anyway?
I fell for an April Fools Prank on the radio that Carnigee Hall was changing its name to Amazon.com Hall.
what picture?
im guessing jadestone is older too, after i read her story.
Anyone tries to take over my castle and they are DEAD MEAT on a hook. It’s ringed by baobab trees and killer tenrecs, for goodness’ sake.
I have just returned from a vacation in Baja California del Sur, Mexico. La Paz to be exact. No Kokopelli sightings, but I did snap a picture of yours truly sitting in front of a statue reading Muse. In order to maintain some sense of suspense, I will not reveal the nature of the statue. This fact may safely be made the subject of suspense since it is of no consequence whatsoever.
Did you miss me, you adorable little hot-pink-dream-rabbits?
Funny, I had a Kokopelli sighting in my local mall 0_o
Heheh, i search :”All Right” on google and it got me a bunch of copyright notices and copyright.gov
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31: I liked it better when it was with the bruised arm thing.
Yes, we missed you. So much, in fact, that we thought you were dead or fatally injured. Are you?
We were skiing in Salt Lake City, Utah. In the Wasatch Mountains. At a resort called Alta. (But we’re not there anymore, dear GAPA’s)
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How come Ebeth only speaks in
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I totally forgot that it was April Fools Day today. And since this last week was Spring Break, I haven’t seen any of my friends lately enough to play any tricks. Shoot.
On April Fool’s Day in 1st grade, my friend told me my eyes were turning brown, and I actually believed her.One word: gullible.
I’m going back to school! After six months!
*Sings silly love songs and stockpiles Disney euphemisms*
My plan for infiltrating le castle:
1. Same as phase 1 until phase 2 in post 12
2. Send in more spies to slowly poison the minds of the surrounding peasants unil they either join you or leave.
3. Intercept all trade and seize all livestock until the people inside start eating each other
4.Charge. there will be less trouble if almost everyone has been eaten by this time.
5. The only people left will be the vegetarians. Drive them out or kill them.
6. Now secretly pick your favoritest troops ( it is a good idea to have the good archers as your favoritest)
7. Send everyone else out to search for the holy grail. These should not be the brightest bulbs in the chandalier, or else they will survive the gorge of eternal peril and come back.
8. Enjoy! Now that you have the castle, you can begin to expand your soveriegnity to include other castles and lots of quests for the holy grail.
april is both national anxiety and national humor month! ha ha!
april 25 is national zuchini day!
april 2 is tweed day!
april 18 is international jugglers day!
april 19 is garlic day!
april 14 is pecan day
april 15 is rubber eraser day!
It’s also National Poetry Month.
April Fools, GAPA. One joke is enough, ya know
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NOOOOOOOO! I spent 15 minutes writing ‘april fools’ in little green dudes and it’s ruined. RUINED!
I have some questions (for the GAPA).
How do you find out when people’s birthday’s are?
Are you the only ones who can start blogs, or can anyone?
Please answer. Thank you.
I can answer those
1. They tell you (mines November 20th, by the way)
2. Hes the only one that can start blogs, yes.
Hi, Calla Lily,
In answer to your questions:
-We find out when people’s birthdays are by them telling us.
-Anyone can suggest a topic for a thread but we’re the only ones who can start one.
ciao for now,
Rosanne
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#1: Most Bloggers tell when their B-day is so that the GAPA’s can put it on the Dates to Remember list and make them a B-day thread.
#2: If you look closely in the answer above, you’ll find the answer to question number 2.
Hi Rosie!
Are you still here? Where’s Bobby?
Oh, cool. Well, mine’s October 25th, by the way.
You are here! Please talk to me!
Ok in reference to the question about birthdays, I am going to tell you mine. it is Feb. 2nd 1989. that’s right, i’m a groundhog.
Hi, Violetfire,
I popped on for a few minutes and then I disappeared. Now I’m back again but not for long. I’m doing a little work on the computer.
A little while ago I had a big snack of tea and pastry and read some of Tristan and Isolde — one of those classics I’ve been curious about for a long time. I found the beginning to be a bit on the boring side but it got way more interesting in the middle.
That’s all the news I have to report.
How was your trip?
Is there anyone out there who likes the T.V. show “Lost?” I know it doesn’t have anything to do with April Fool’s Day but I was watching the beginning of the first season today (on DVD) and it is SO GOOD! Please tell me if you like it! Oh, and for those of you who don’t, please keep your dislike to one sentence. Or, preferably, zero sentences.
*countines to sing and stockpile Disney euphemisms*
All right, I’ve got Upendi, Twitterpatted, Hakuna Matata, Biibboty Bibboty Bopoty Boo, anything else? Dreamworks, Ambiliation, Pixar or Aardamn euphemisms will do too (if there are any Pixar or Aardman euphemisms….)
Don’t think of it as helping CB get her way with people without being akward. Think of it as a game.
Hi. The tournament is over. Technically, I have been in town for the last three days, but I haven’t been home except to sleep and change clothes.
I had such a blast. I got to hang out with all of my friends, tell idiotic jokes, and get April fooled. I’m pretty sad, though, because now the speech and debate season is basically over, and in about a month I won’t be seeing my friends every day anymore. But it’s been a good year. Really good. I’ve made so many friends, had so many fun times. *sigh* I’m sad it’s just about over. But there’s next year. And this summer. I’m going to have the time of my life in a few months.
OK, I was going to have the coveted first comment this morning, but my little brother stole the computer. GRRR!!!!!! So I’m going to suggest something for a new topic(s): styles of animation (i.e., manga) and overbearingly awesome phrases such as PWT PWNS!!!!!!
From Everyone’s Butt-Kicking Manga-Loving Fantasy-Writng Loony,
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
*everyone’s favorite
It seems kind of fake to me, but otherwise pretty good.
To Rosie: Great! In the beginning of the week, I couldn’t ski because of my toe, but on Wednesday we found some ski boots that I could get my foot into without hurting. So then we had a lot of fun. During the beginning I stayed in the condo with Dad Blogging and playing Sims. Read a lot. Had waffles and donuts for breakfast a lot.
If you know anything about skiing, you’ll know that the easiest runs are labeled with a Green Circle, then a Blue Square, up to the hardest, a Black Diamond or Double Black Diomond. Jadestone loves to go really fast and does Black and Double Black Diamonds a lot. Mom and Dad do Blues and Greens, and so do I. I like to go fast too, but not if I can’t stop afterward.
The mountains were beautiful. It was the Wasatch Mountain Range, and it surrounded Salt Lake City on three sides. It’s like nothing in the city, but then you go a little bit and it’s Wow! As opposed to Illinois, where it’s nothing, then more nothing.
YAAARRGG!!! This thing tells me that horrid cowboy message about notposting within 15 seconds, when I havent posted in like 15 minutes! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15. Okay, I’ll try again. *tries to submit comment* It happened AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Hakuna Matata,
What a wonderful phrase,
Hakuna Matata,
Ain’t no passin’ craze
It means No Worries
‘Til the end of your days
Hakuna Matata!
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Hullo, people. I just wanted to say that I have an unfinished Harry Potter fanfic that I’m going to be posting the prologue and first chapter of on the Harry Potter thread this Monday. I started writing it after Order of the Phoenix came out, so the time frame is Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts. So, anybody who’s interested please read it, ’cause Robert said if enough people are interested in hearing the rest of what I’ve written on it so far, he’ll give me a thread to post it on.
Anyway, it’s about seven chapters. It’s not all that great, and constructive criticism is welcome. Rude comments aren’t but with you all being fellow Musers I don’t think I have to worry about that.
Oh, yeah, any similarities to Half Blood Prince are purely coincidental, ’cause I’ve haven’t written any on it since B6 came out. And, yes, there is one thing in mine similar to B6 in case you’re wondering.
In my story, the girl Rose Larson resembles me, and James and Sarah’s personalities sort of resemble a couple of friends of mine. The names are completely different, though.
MY BIRTHDAY IS FEBRUARY 26TH
AND I’M NOT ON THE GENERATIONS OF MUSEBLOGGERS THINGIE!!!!!!!! I WILL GET PIXIE CORPSE AND CHUCK NORRIS TO SUCK YOUR SOUL AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK (respectively) WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE. AND MOOCOW WILL UNLEASH DIBBLE. AND HOTSTUFF TRINITY WILL UNLEASH BOTH HER BROTHER AND HER ARMY OF RABID WEASELS. AND I WILL START SINGING THE CHARBONNEAU SONG AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE. AND SET MY TOTALLY MENTAL ORANGE FELINE-TYPE FRIEND (MAX) ON YOU TO RUIN YOUR HAIR AND EVERYTHING ELSE. AND MY MINIONS IN EUROPE WILL UNLEASH ALL OF THIER PLASTIC DINOSUAR AND STAR WARS EVILNESS ON YOU.
I guess our beloved GAPA is in bed, as he still hasn’t moderated my last post…
Shouldn’t the timestamp on my last post be 2:06, what with Day Light Saving’s Time an’ all?
(13) Velcum to zee Museblog, gategirl, did you read el HG2MG? It helps a lot if you are confuzzed.
I like tortillas too. Im eating one right now.
And velcum Calla Lily also! Unfortunatley I never get to watch Lost ’cause I dont get that channel… no cable.
I didnt get to pull any pranks for Poisson D’Avril…. no good oppurtunities. Ah well. I will pull one tomarrow and no will ever suspect it because its the day after April Fools! HA! *plotplotplot*
I just saw the opera The Flying Dutchman. It was really good. I actually was interested in the storyline, unlike all the other operas Ive ever seen. And the singing was good, for the most part.
Violetfire,
61: Woosh. Sounds like a fun trip.
Wooohooo! I might…might…MIGHT get karate lessons at this really cool place with a good sense that doesn’t knock me down TOO hard. It’s fun, but if I do I will be the only white belt in the class, and since I only know PD and nothing else, I STINK like rotting fish. But if I do it, I will get better…
Whew. Mr. Green has decided not to continue taking over my mind and censoring my comments. Oh happy day.
I’m not sure I can say this but…
Does anyone here know about geocaching?
You’re a wise one mr green
Geocaching owns!!! There was an article that included it in the either the March or Feb edisions, I think. Ive never done real geocaching, but I did a sort mock one once. It was really fun.
Thats a relief, Ebeth, because, I hate to admit this but it was getting to be just a teeny bit difficult to understand what you were trying to say.
:mregreen:
ahahahao!! I meant
Whoa.. that was stupid of me…there was an article about that wasn’t there? yeah…well still…
New name, only till the 10th.
Going geocaching! Yey!
17- they. were. serious. the. sites. really. have. merged. this. is. so. weird. unless this is further joke-age. but i don’t think so.
39, #5- wouldn’t the non-veggies have eaten the vegetarians?
56- i don’t really have an opinion on it, but, thanks to my sister, i’ve seen every episode. criminal minds is on at teh same time and i like that show more. unfortunately, my parents like my sister more, so i am forced to record CM every week. not every other week, as i had suggested.
VF- i can’t ski. well, i can do the skiing part but not the turning part. so i go too fast and fall. one time i was run over by the ski lift. yeah, i’m really bad at it.
79 Run over by a ski lift?!? Wow. That must have been hard since ski lifts hang above the ground.
Zut! J’ai perdu mon emploi du temps, mais il est dans mon sac a dos! C’est super! Je suis assez bete, n’est-ce pas?
i need a new name. i will think of one while i eat an apple and reread bad books.
got cellphone yestiddy!! skweel
Awww, no euphemisms
YAY GUYS I HAD A HORSE SHOW TODAY AND I GOT 5TH, 4TH AND 3RD PLACE!!! YAY IM SOOO HAPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my birthday is april 24th, by the way. YAY DOUBLE!!!
Congratulations, BA! What did the horse get?
81, oui, malheuresement, c’est vrai. desolee, m’amie. (sorry about the spelling)
The horse got to jump a 2’3″ oxer… and eat a mint candy. horses like twizzlers. did you know that? it’s very important information, you know…
80- it was at the ende of the ski lift, where you get off. i brilliantly fell down and it ran me over.
82- i think i need a new name too. actually, i’ve been thinking about it. *changes name* it’s the greek muse of traedy. *pulls out frowning maske*
i stcuk mi brothers tighty wities out the window!!! tee heee!!!!
he was like omigosh! what did u do!!
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69- It was!
88- Ouch.
92- …yeah…
91- i guess i have a short attention span. but it was confusing me because bothe of us were being called “FF” for short.
There, those are my late mrgreens for april fools day. I’m so sad i missed it.
I wish we had a “in love” smiely. I suppose it would be a mixture of
and : ? : with a little bit of : mrgreen : occationally.
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okay, that’s enough mrgreens.
next time you ought to check nationstates.
anyways, i just got back from my gs camping trip, so i am very tired and dirty. and i spent alot of time putting up and taking down tents and yelling at juniors to help me, but otherwise it was a very satisfying experience. the only bad thing was that i had to miss april fools day.
i couldn’t stay home either.
is the blog just going to be on mountain time until next fall? that will seriously confuse me.
100th post!!!!!
psh, no. that would be me. *bows*
bye.
My friend came over, and we biked the equivelant of at least five miles. I need another shower.
Mr. Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a really funny duo the other day. “How To Defend Yourself Against a Man Armed With a Peice of Fresh Fruit” Very off the wall.
1st guy: “But we’ve been doing fruit for nine weeks now!!! Can’t we do something else?”
1st guy doing a different character: “Like a pointed stick?”
2nd guy: “Listen, when some psychopath comes at you in a dark alley with a watermelon, you’re going to be coming back crying to me!!!”
Really odd. The second guy had one of the other characters attack him with a banana (To show the students how to defend themselves), and then the second guy shot the character.
1st guy: “You shot him!!!”
2nd guy: “He was coming at me with a banana”
1st guy: “But you can’t just shoot him!”
2nd guy: “It was self defense. He had a banana”
I loved it. It was hysterical.
HI EVERYBODY!! Jadestone has a friend over and they’re playing Sims together. They both say hi!
that is not mr. joe, that is mr green. the gapa has his sources mixed up.
We should have a monowheel thread!
Those things are superfluisly cool! ; )
Why can’t we post on Spring Forward?! Is there a special button you have to activate? Or is it just an announcement and no comments will be taken? Can someone explain?
MontgumeryGurl, that’s Monty Python!
Nobody expects the Spanish INquisition!
who’s mr. joe supposed to be??
Well i thought mr. joe was faceless but apparantely his face is green. Maybe he’s an alien.
Or maybe he’s Mr. Green’s EVIL TWIN BROTHER!!!! Yes, that’d explain it.
YAY almost on Museblog for one month!!!
yeah a monowheel thread!!
mr joe is the guy we diss to make our selves feel better
im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack…
(bet you wish that was only a late april fool
but it isnt)
LSSU was awesome! theyre even thinking about adding a forensic biology program-so then theyd hav that as well as forensic chem. i hope they do, b/c im more interested in DNA analysis than any of the stuff that involves more chem.
and the campus was only a bit bigger than my high skool campus-no getting lost! ( i hav a relly bad sense of direction)
now i relly want to go there…it would be so cool to live minutes away from canada
w00t! this is the best CD ever! i just got P!ATD’s cd yesterday, + this is maybe the 3rd or fourth time ive listened to it…
my friend bought a CD by this band called Flogging Molly. its like irish musik mixed w/ hardcore rock- yeah!
hey, i wanna go diss this joe guy…
is this too fast?
haha i definitely got the cowboy message!
Queenie J, was it you who wrote the Muse song on the website?
uuuuuuuuum,mmm… *randomly give banana cream pie to everybody*
My parents ****. Everyone does. In Upstate NY at least.
People figure “Oh theres nothing going on with her shes only 12”. Every time sxomething comes up, its a new disorder/syndrome and
I get new drugs. I’m at 17 pills a day.
u know it’s only the 2nd day of April and we already have like 123 posts? wow.
i was at my friend’s house for april fool’s day. we pulled a prank on my sister when we came over to my house.
My message for today- Hello. I am bored at the moment, please leave a message after the beep.
Seriously, i am soooooooooo bored. anyways, i gtg because it’s almost dinner time.
That was a random Mr. green.
Hello emogrl!
I’m making more Muse stickers now. I’ve got the regular hpb send-in ones that I made, plus ones that are just hpbs, plus ones that say Muse: Mostly Harmless and ones that say Kokopelli 4 Prezzy! with a picture of koko. I’ve been handing them out to Jadestone and her friends, who are over right now. They love ’em.
…hehe. so my friend + i had run out of entertainment this weekend, so we went to the store + ended up buying some floam- you know, that styrofoam/silly putty stuff. i made a hpb w/ it (it was hot pink floam).
WORNING! WARNING!
April 30 my b-day, so watch out!
100-Camping. Fun. People at school. No fun. Which is, in a nutshell, why I am boycotting my school’s GWC trip, trip to Six Flags, and graduation ceremony. It’ll be interesting. You see, with the graduation ceremony kids are supposed to walk down in boy-girl pairs, but our collection of motley thugs-I mean, grade-has 12 guys and 48 girls. Unless they want the Arabic harem look, I dunno what they’re going to do. And they make you wear pastels, which make me look even more like a monkey than usual! I know you don’t care, but I just wanted to put that out there. Besides, the people planning this are MEN. Who want a nice photo. You can’t have a nice photo with me in it, it just won’t work. Also, what do Dr. Bultinck (known as Dr. Bullshit to me) and Mr. Albro know about women’s clothing? NOTHING!
Ditz fest over. Sorry.
122-Yes, I wrote the Muse song. Guilty as charged, your Honor. It’s not that bad, is it?
129-Violetfire, stick it to the man! OK, bad joke fest over.
118-Don’t sign up for the forensic course. It’s dead boring. Well, that could be because my parents do it, but it is dead boring. Go in for something more exciting.
I’m so upset. April Fool’s was on Saturday, so I couldn’t prank anyone. I live all year for April Fool’s, and I couldn’t do ANYTHING.
I biked at least six miles today with my friend. It was so much fun. Now I just have to take three more showers and I’ll feel clean again.
124- how eville! it’s pathetic, the excuses people make for socially abnormal behaviour. reminds me of x-men…
where are the gapas? eating dinner?
did you know that the birthday threads are filed under random craziness?
ape-ril foolery
haha
i make lousy jokes and like it too
THI IS AN OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION:
WE THE CHUCK NORRIS ERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON THE WATERSHIP DOWN ERS.
128 (VF)- Spiffy. Maybe you can get them printed up and send them to the OEADs, who can send them to people who write particularly insane letters or something.
Attention! There’s been a Kokopelli-and-Larry-Gonick sighting on the History thread.
eek! i have a henna tattoo on the palm of my left hand and it is very hard to type… and to do homework!
i know i saw
do you think the muses will wish me a happy b-day?
War! Yay! II don’t care about Chuck Norris or Watership Down, so I’ll just stand in the middle throwing pies at everyone, and then afterwards I’ll put on the uniform of whichever side wins and pretend to be with them, like Nobby Nobbs.
goooooooooood idea I’ll side with you on that…
You know what’s really sad? It snowed about two or three inches last night. I mean, it’s April, I want warm springtime weather. Wait, I guess this is a normal Alaskan spring, as it’s up in the 40s now, and the snow is melting.
*Goes with Shphix*
There a third party: The “I don’t care about either one!” *throws pie at Cello Girl*
ok, you guyz have provided me with somewhere to unleash my randm weirdness and not be hopelessly ridiculed, which is saying a lot, and now i need your help in return. i have this one friend who is really fun to be with sometimes, but she is obsessed with singing and she is always bragging about how she can sing. so at her select chorus thingamajiggie she met all these other friends and she is always blowing off me and my other two friends to hang with them, like she went to one friends bday party when she was SUPPOSED to come to this girl scout thing which mom had been planning for, like, ever and she totally said shed be there and it sucked. she actually said to my face that her other friends were better than me and the girl who she has been best friends with since second grade. also she has complimented me about once in our entire friendship and she never gives me ANY support. i havent totally dumped her because i dont want to lose her as a friend because i don’t have that many friends to begin with, and she wont listen to me when i tell her that she gets on my nerves she just acts like the universe revolves around her and it REALLY PISSES ME OFF. MUST SHOW UP SOCALLED FRIEND!
but how?
Does this make it green?
oi, GAPA, could you make a ‘Give Mutt ideas for cards because she can’t think of any thread?’ o.0
Thank you, CB! Someone on my side!
Whoops, I emant sphinx. Sorry.
147- Ah man, I sympathize. I was best friends with this one girl since kindergarden and then we started growing apart on middle school. Then at the end of summer of 7th grade I thought our friendship would make it cos we hung out a lot and had fun. But the first day of 8th grade and bam, i dont exist. She was hanging out with a crowd just an inch above me on the popularity chain, so I embarrass her and she cant aknowledge my existance. Because I dont try to be exactly the same as my friends and actually show earnest emotion and not that artificial stuff they all have. Grrr. I know what its not want to lose a friend, even thought they are driving you mad. My only advice is: try and make it work but dont try to hard. If she doesnt respond to the fact that your upset and are trying to make things work, she doesnt care enough any more and isnt really your friend any more anyway. It may be that in a couple years she’ll have matured and you guys will meet up and and star being friends again. But for now, maybe just let her go. I hope that helps.
132, that wouldn’t wrok with my glass. 6 boys one girl. Guess who the one girl is.
this is FUNNY:
>. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>>>intervals.
>>>
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
>>>
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
‘Code 3’
>>>in housewares ….. and see what happens.
>>>
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
>>>Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
>>>
. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>>>you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding
>>>department.
>>>
When a clerk
>>>asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why
>>>can’t you people just leave me alone?’
>>>
. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
>>>your nose.
>>>
>. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he
>>>knows where the anti- depressants are.
>>>
>>>. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission
>>>Impossible” theme.
>>>
>>>. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using
different
>>>size funnels.
>>>
>>>. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
“PICK
>>>ME!”
>>>
>>>. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal
>>>position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
>>>
>>>( And; last, but not least!)
>>>
>>>. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
>>>then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in
>>>here!”
It was chain mail, but it was some of the funniest chain mail ive seen.
I H8 WAL MART
That Chain Mail can accually be a game. I used to play it on Neopets: Come up with as many funny things to do at Wal mart as possible. Oh can we have a thread for it: PLEASE!
Don’t want to stop chain mail, but I have to say something. For april fools, my brother put soap on my tooth paste. YUCK!
And I put this small little lock around my dads glasses, the part goes over your nose, so he couldn’t wear them. Only I had the key. MUAHAHAHA!
Hi, just wanted to say that before I left. Now I’m REALLY leaving. for a couple of ours. AIMS (arizona something or other measure of something or other test
Wal-Mart has never been one of my favorite corporations. Did anyone read “Nickel and Dimed” by Barbara Ehrenreich? I thought that was amazing. “Bait and Switch” was even better. Think Studs Terkel as a woman and more modern. Bye, King George. Try to survive the AIMS. Don’t be eaten by the killer answer sheet. Be brave! Be strong! Be bold! Pass me the mustard! (Name it, for extra extra hot pink bunny points.)
147-Find a really annoying song with a voice like hers and “I hate you”-ish lyrics and send it to her, with a note saying how this expresses your feelings. Mwahahaha. Besides, she doesn’t really sound like a friend to begin with, more of an acquaintance than an actual friend.
AHHHHH…I didn’t come on for 1 day, and there are 158 comments!!!!!!!!!
I guess we really like random threads.
It’s raining. I talk about the weather a lot. Oh well.
I love all your Harry Potter things, Michelle!!!!
whoa. lotsa april birthdays. why isn’t my birthday on there? or is there not enough room?
do you even know when my birthday is? hm? hm? i bet you don’t. i only announce it every month or so, you know.
April 27, 1992. It’s on the calendar.
147- you don’t want to lose her as a friend? sorry if it is harsh, but i think you already have. if you think it’s worth it, you could try to make it work, or just make sure you’re the one who OFFICIALLY ditches her.showing her up is a bit immature, but group shunning is always fun. you might regret the public telling of one of her humiliating secrets.
anyway, we had a lecture on chastity today in school. the one speaker related EVERYTHING to various chick-flicks. ‘t was boring indeed. but funny, because my friend kept saying, “i’m the juggernaut!” and that probably made no sense. oh, well.
what calender?
Go to the museblog home page
(musefanpage.com/blog/)
and it is at the top right, “dates to remember”
its not there.
Hey, people, I’ve got a question for you all. Here, in Alaska, the highschool whatchamacallit exams, benchmarks, and all those other three day standardized testing things always take place the week after daylight savings time starts. Is that the same for all of you? ‘Cause I think it’s a dumb time to do it, since nobody’s adjusted to the time change yet.
i mean, seriously, its not on the ‘dates to remember’ its also not on the thread calender.
Never fear–it’s in the file that the blog software uses to create the “Dates to Remember” calendar. The calendar displays only the next five dates, and yours hasn’t come up yet.
To save time, I’m going to start listing the birthday person’s favorite color next to the year. Then you won’t have to tell me again unless it changes. What’s yours?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh… i see.
169 (OEAD)- Mine changes daily. I guess black would work, since most people have black clothes. I can dictate the rest of it later.Or I might just make everyone wear bunny ears…
YES! That’s it! My favourite colour is bunny ears. Meh.
Blue. Any shade.
151) Don’t worry about it. People make mistakes all the time. In real life everyone is constantly confusing me with my twin. I forgive you, like the gracious, wonderful, perfect, modest person I am. I’ll make fun of you for it, but I’ll forgive you.
154) Here’s another one: Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
“I’m Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave!”
Pheonix, check your email!
I’m 12 currently, NOV 20, color green.
Visit Katreh! Prease? We need more people! And some of us have signed up but don’t do anything. *glares pointedly* Look. Here’s the URL.
http://www.katreh.proboards78.com
Just click on it. Very simple. You know you want to…
for some strangge reason, i signed up for lemony snicket authortracker stuff. they sent me this email which i thought was funny:
April 1, 2006
Dear Reader,
All of us at HarperCollins Children’s Books would like to extend our sincere apologies for yesterday’s surprising public announcement by Lemony Snicket. We discourage our authors from disclosing the contents of a book so far in advance of its publication — especially a book as highly anticipated as Book the Thirteenth, The End, which will not be released until October 13, 2006.
As a courtesy to dedicated fans, we thought it only fair to share Mr. Snicket’s revelations in an open forum. Below is the key information revealed by Mr. Snicket regarding the upcoming final installment of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
-Yes, the Baudelaire siblings’ difficult journey comes to a triumphant end.
-Yes, their parents are very happy with their new home.
-Yes, Klaus Baudelaire does skip a grade and win a spelling bee.
-Yes, Count Olaf gives each of the children a pony.
-Yes, Beatrice is actually the hook-handed man.
-Yes, they all live happily ever after, a phrase which here means “plus eternity times infinity!!â€
Mr. Snicket also revealed that The Beatrice Letters, a collection of personal letters which will be published in September, is full of funny poems and doodles of unicorns.
We hope that none of this information will lessen your interest in Mr. Snicket’s research. Just because everything turns out perfectly in The End certainly does not justify the terrible things that have befallen the Baudelaires over the course of the last twelve books.
Thank you for your support.
Happy April Fool’s Day,
HarperCollinsPublishers
I actually believed it until the part with the pony.
my fav color is octarine. i think i said that in the polls thread. if you don’t have anything in octarine, wear black.
132- Would GWC by any chance stand for George Williams Collage? Cause thats where the 6th graders go every year for an overnight thing.
147- Dont worry! We’re youre friends! RIGHT? *glares at all*
All-*agree instantly*
jk
But we are, really. As are Bobby and Rosie, im sure.
Hi im weird! i likes to be weird. yess we does
Hey everybody! Sorry i didn’t write on saturday. I have to go to the library to get internet because my family doesn’t have any. The computer i was on wouldn’t let me submit a comment(Probably some april fool joke) but now it’s working. I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED APRIL FOOLS DAY!
hi, i’m Norma, and i just wanted to say that it’s SO hard being a preteen!
157. Uk. I have AIMs too. Standardized testing deserves to be devoured by angry tenrecs.
167. We dont do daylight savings in AZ, but our Standardized testing dates are usually a week after spring break. But spring break changes every year, so theres no exact dates.
January 30 1992. Color… ooo. I like lots of colors. Yellow or green I guess. I’ll post my color again when its actually near my birthday.
Hey everybody! I couldn’t write in on saturday because my library computer wasn’t working. Well, now it is! Oh, i also wanted to ask everybody what their favorite movie is.
what is katreh? I went to the website, but what exactly is it for?
Roleplay, my guess.
Finding Nemo!
hola. guess what? i just had some almond paste, and it was definitely good.
in other news, my first day back @ skool was torture to the mind, and i will probably hav next to no computer time in the near future, seeing that i must
*research colleges
*study for ACT
*study for AP test
augh, this sux!
my favourite colour is black , even though its relly the absence of colour . if someone ever asks you what your favourite colour is, try saying clear . its fun.
Hey Em, you have the same name as my aunt.
hey what was up you big meanie trying to take away my carebear!
im yllaer gnitteg derit fo gnitiaw!
Yeah, #175 (Pentatonikk) What is Katreh? I went there, but I couldn’t figure out what it was..
#167 (Michelle) Our standardized tests are right after day-light savinings time too…we’re doing them right now (well, today, not this very minute, becaus it is 7:23 where I live)
Hey, anybody interested in reading a Harry Potter fanfic, please check out what I’ve written so far. It’s on the Harry Potter thread. It’s starts with a Prologue (post 325), which is a couple posts before Chapter One. It’s not that great, but if people want to hear more, say so, ’cause Robert’ll make a thread for me to post it on. It’s not finished, by the way, but takes place during Harry’s sixth year.
MM, so yours start on Monday? Mine are always Tuesday, Wenesday, and Thursday.
well, the librarys closing. See ya!
My birthday is November 27, 1991, and my favorite color is purple
I think I already said that, though
oh well!
Hello!
147: I think you should give her one last chance. Find a place to talk to her alone (after singing practise, maybe) and confront her. Tell her all the things you told us, and give her a chance to choose. You or her singing friends. And, if she chooses them, don’t look back. Leave forever, no matter what she does.
154: Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long,” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
It’s here!
Before I start this, I would like to remind everyone that I am unarmed.
Ahem.
Anyhow, comments, and two requests for the GAPA:
1. My birthday is August 28
2.I think we should have an anti-LOTR post, and focus on Eragon and Saphira.
3. Type “aye” if you agree: we need “pwt pwns” and hot-pink-bunny t-shirts.
4. What does Pwt Pwns stand for/mean, anyway?
#31- Your tenrecs are no match for my army
Question for Ebeth the Lurker: why do you only speak in smily faces?
Question for Otzi: How do you poison someones mind?
I gotta go.
Excuse me, Dragonsrock828, have you read The Belgariad?
Put a moustrap on the maniquens toes
Put Gum on the part of the water foruntain where the water comes out
Put yellow grogery bags all over the floor and thrn sing “Follow the Yellow Bag Road”
Change all the computer screensavers to say “K-Mart Rules!”
Change all the passwords to “Hi”
Sneak ladies soap and deoderant into a mans cart
Leave Muse subscription cards inside the books
While in the lighting department, scream, “WHEW, Global Warming!”
the smileys were an elaborate april fools joke orchestrated my me, ebeth, and rrf. (moose was also present, but he/she didn’t post any mrgreens) we were going to post all mrgreens all day, but it wasn’t very successful because we couldn’t get anybody else to show up at nationstates. plus, i was camping on april fools day, and was unable to participate.
so yeah. i hope i didn’t reveal any important secrets.
aye.
Well, the attack of the mr. greens certainly gave April 1 an extra measure of bizarreness. For that I am grateful.
yez, next year it vill be more bizarre, you vill see.
octopi are way cooler than cats or dogs!!!!!! you people haven’t posted anything recently!!!! what happened to unsatiable appetite for randomness?
I think they’re cool too. I like how they can change colors. But cats and dogs are way more cuddly. Actually, now that I think about it, with all those arms, an octopus has the potential to be very cuddly. Maybe a little tooooo cuddly.
jellyfish.
i shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine. you shall be my squishy! c’mere squishy… Ouch! bad squishy!
hey, i have a new email address, will the blog let me change with the same name?
testing…
yay! it did!
its a lame email anyway. does anyone know how you change your email address while keeping the same contacts and stuff?
Yes, that works fine.
anyways, now i can email people without my parents knowing! not that i do that alot. but i can sign up for all kinds of author updates… i wonder if tamora pierce has author updating stuff?
Yeah, but be careful where you give your address too. Otherwise you get all kinds of emails you don’t want. But if that happens, then spam them (press the button on the computer that says so and it’ll automatically put messages from that address into your Bulk folder and not your inbox (if your server is anything like mine (which it probably isn’t))).
I’m planning something for next year. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahjahahahahahahhahahahaha:mrgreen:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhajhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahahaha
ok *drumroll*
my birthday is…….*drumroll*
octoberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *drumroll*
twentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*drumroll*
nothing!
haha its twentyth
bet you were waiting for something else after that drumroll werent you huh? huh?
ok
really bed now
after last post…
Mine is two days before yours. Ha.
hahahaha i fooled u my bday for once not barfday is actually april 6!!!!!
Gradster(1)
Yesterday i was going through a box of girl scout equipment, when i came across a giant unopened box of Hershey’s choklit that expired this month. Sadly, my offer to dispose of the contents was turned down.
guess what
im back (my internet was down :cry:)
i was very sad
fyi i got an 86 on that math test (random thread part 5 i dont no what post # but it was in the 100s) (or was it 200s:???: )
but some one respond 2 my messages im feeling left out
i m a bad girl
i went on the skool computers and pretended 2 do research while really blogging.
im OBSESED! wit muse blog
i ♥ it!
my birthday is in 23 days aka April 27th
every one has to say happy bitrthday 2 me, cuz im that kind of person
i make lots of typos whe i type!
im changing my name to yay4hotpinkbunnies
DONT THINK I AM SOME ONE ELSE ro i will set my swarm of KoKo’s on you (see the thread suggestion page)
did it work?
#199, Shpinx
no, i’ve never read that. is it good?
Finish all your sentances with “in accordence with the prophesy”.
As often as possible, skip rather then walk.
Have your co-workers address you by your screen name.
When someone asks you for something, ask if the want fries with that.
Well, Dragons, if you like Eragon, I’m sure you’d like the Belgariad, considering Eragon is completely copied from it. One scene in Eldest is copied word for word. Except The Belgariad is written WAY better and is WAY funnier and is on the whole a totally better book.
YAY! I got a new email too! I’m hoping that, like Em, it will stay the same as well….
Happy April 4th!
(Today is the day Martin Luther King Jr. died, and it is Heroes day in Lesotho, and it is Easter in 2010!)
Does anyone here happen to be crazy about dragons?
Why is it that when I go away, everyone else seems to post more? Do you all hate me or something? Huh? Huh? I am very hurt. ‘S not MY fault that I had a cello lesson.
Shall we begin the War Against Chatspeak that I have just decided would be a very nice idea for no particular reason? Insatiable appetite for randomness and all, old chaps?
DOOM BE UPON CHATSPEAK!
augh. its freezing cold + snowing right now. how dya like that?!
I forget who, but someone said something about some website called Katreh or something like that, but I forget which thread it was on, and I still have no idea what it is, so could someone explain it to me??!?
Me: Chatspeak being what?
Alternate me: Ah, in accordance with the Prophesy, chatspeak is the use of words such as w00t, b/c, pwns, etc.
Hallo yay4thehotpinkbunnies! Dont worry… I felt left out when I first came on too… just keep jabbing at the blog until the all the snobby, exclusive, conceited people here decide to let you into their club. Oh wait, sorry, thats normal life- Museblog is actually NICE.
DIE CHATSPEAK DIE, you MUGLY EEEVIL THING!!!
you know, i could have posted first on the yfhpb thread…but i choose not to.
haha I totally almost posted in Y4THPB’s first post thread.
Smart.
on the dredge report, there was a link that lead to a site that said that a random indian director wanted to cast PARIS HILTON as mother teresa (sp?) in a movie. this is not a joke.
hey Pixie corpse: do you go by “Pixieromance” in another blog?
I posted in Y4THPB’s thread. I am cruel. And I will start another Pie War if anyone dares to agree with me on that.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Its not just that, viotletfire. Chatspeak is really useing 2 istead of to, RU isntead of Are You, ect.
Esxample!
Oh, really? Your are? I want to go too!
O Rly. u r? i want 2 go 2!
The plot of the very first Kokopelli & Company, was Koko cooking Feather dinner. It was also the first mention of Feather’s love for donuts.
So I have a question.
Is that picture from the comic at the top of the thread from the Kokopelli & Company- Pilot Episode?
I havn’t gotten the APril issue yet. So I can’t figure it out.
By the way, I think it’s unfair that the official website only lets you order Muse backissues up to January 2002, or maybe it was 2000.
Anyway, if I could get my hands on the first two issues of Muse, my life would be partially complete.
Greetings Earthlings
take me to your leader. vegetarianism is the best thing in this world. you would all do well to become vegetarians
cats rule
dogs are inferior to cats
cats are better than people
theisabeautifuldsiad
inheritance series is so copied of star wars
tanks aree bad
so aare guns
im taking up space
do as i say, not as i do
all that glitters is not gold
he who hesitates is lost
conntradiction
look before you leap
every man for himself and the devil take the hindmost
he makes a moutain out of a mole hill
Deeds, not words
aye
tis true
of course it is
sorry, i must go conquer another thread, goodbye
hello drizzt.
or shall i call you by your full name ?
i will
hello drizzt do’urden
nice poem
why is vegearianism the best thing in the world?
drizzt are you new, or have I just not seen you before, or is that the alias of someone I know?
Heres my line on Chatspeak: Its ok to use some abbrevitions, leave out some caps, leave out punctuations, but when it gets to be that almost every word is changed, its just irritating and unnecessary, Save it for the chatrooms.
drizzt i agree with you for the most part although i feel that octopi are cool than cats or dogs. ravens and crows are neat to.
@227 (Pentatonikk): Ah, chatspeak. Chatspeak is simply a more shortened form of English. Personally, I find it annoying, but people like to talk fast these days, so I don’t mind so much when it’s limited to chatrooms. But when people start adapting it as though it is an “official” form of English, I get royally pissed. Why? Well, if they have the time to write, then they ought to at least do it correctly, agreed?
:):)
:):)
:):)
Seriously, I wish that was illegal worldwide. Half our problems are caused by it.
OK, since it got cut off, the message was “Ban ignorance!”
Hi! Oh darn now I has got to go.
Bye!
I leave for a few days and come back to find the Museblog swamped with newbies! What is the world coming to?
hey, drizzt!
i will officialy NOT be a newbie tomorrow.
in other news, i’m, well, snowed-in. no school for me today! even though school isn’t officially cancelled…ah, well. i shan’t miss too much.
239, No, those doughnuts are for the “Doughnut Memmory Cure”. You’ll find out when you get it
Hello, is anybody there?
….im here….
The GAPAs are around, too, but we don’t count.
A blog is different from a chatroom, as much as MuseBlog may resemble one sometimes. It’s not really supposed to be an interactive experience. Right now, I’d guess that most of your fellow MB-ers are at school. Where are you?
home…my mother couldn’t get her car out in the snow this morning, but she had to go to work by the time it cleared up, so, home. most of it has melted already…i hope i didn’t miss too much in my classes…
I homeskool. that is why i can be online just now
I homeskool 2.
Hi….is any one there?
still waiting
still waiting………………..again…………………..
There are a lot of home-schooled people here….I’m not homeschooled…..it is now 3:50 PM and school is over…..!!
Hi, Sweet Scorcher. MuseBlog isn’t quite a chatroom — so comments sometimes take a while to get moderated.
It is now abot 1:00, I am at lunk, so I can use internet,
ive done an audition and am waiting for a call back. wish me luck!!!
*dramatic exit stage right*
At lunk?
Lunk is a very cool-sounding word though.
lunk. lunk. lunk.
whee!
i vas at skooool. and GAPA R.C-u do count so don’t think you can get out of talking to us! So meh! *pies GAPA* (RC that is) (But don’t get cocky RS-I’m watching u. I’m waiting for my chance…my chance…to…PIE!!! MWAHAHAHA!)
244-hey i like chatspeak! Ok, it does sound really stupid when people walk around saying “lol jk” and stuff like that but online and writing notes in class and stuff it’s cool. And i can’t think of anywhere else people could write it that would possibly annoy you, since putting it in a skool paper would be a definite F and that’s about all people write these days (well except u see it in bad fanfics and stuff, but then nothing can really make the bad ones worse)
So hi! how r u? im fine. lol. jkjk k. g2g. POS. rotfl!! ttyl.
you mean lunch?
Hi! There is a new thread, but not for me to post irst on. Hurry up, yay4hotpinkbunnies!, or I will grow impatient.
I’m being homeshcooled temporarily. I’m waiting to go back to school around the end of the month. When I go back to hebrew school I can’t be sure, but don’t excpect me to be post on Wendsday nights or Sunday mornings. Some saturdays, too.
dont you have to give frodo a birthday thread? you usually put it up the day before…
Hi!!!!
It’s Me!!!! 
Hey… where is everybody? 
now my reign of Twisted Evil Shall Begin! HAHAHA!!!
*GASP* PEOPLE!!! Yyayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!
:mrgreeen:
evil… 
!!!
This doesn’t work like a chatroom: Your comments have to be moderated.
I KNOW GENIUS!!!
Sheesh! Are you allways so- so- *looks in thesures* growly at people? And can I have an important role in your reign of Twisted Evil?
Why are you being home schooled temporarily
just wondering…
hello. *leaves*
oh-wait-question:
are ‘mostly harmless’ and ‘so long…’ different endings for the series?
wow, MEAP tests are so easy, theyre almost an insult. today we had the algebra MEAP during 2nd + 3rd hr, + i almost fell asleep during it. @ least i wont ever hav to take them again…
has anyone seen national treasure? were watching it in govt right now. isnt it kind of cheesy?
hey, i definitely learned the musik for auditions in less than a day! ive nvr learned music that fast before. yays.
I was sick for 7 months. Still am sick, but not as sick as I was.
How do I make a new topic?
That’s weird. I’ll get Belgaraid out of the library sometime. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
I was just at school for almost 9 hours straight because i was auditioning for the talent show. the lady promised that i’d go early on…that makes me laugh. Yet ANOTHER humongous project due!!
Unfair.
Ms. Schrembeck and
Mrs. Molenaar
are so into projects.
suggest one
you suggest one. seriously, everybody asks that question.
Yay! Randomness! Guinea pics rule all!!!
Anyway, I was looking for googlewhacks and found something really wierd in the results (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=sulfanilamide+kokopelli ). Yhought you might want to look.
You don’t The GAPAS do. but you can always suggest one int he suggestions box
chaspeak is ok as long as you don’t use too much. it’s handy for taking notes when the teacher talks to fast.
246- yeah i saw it. and it was indeed insanely cheesy.
i don’t want to go back to school…ahem…skool tomorrow.
criminal minds is on tonight on cbs at 9EST. it is the episode with “the endes! the endes!” “she’s probably incoherent”
just found a cool dragon site! Here’s my quiz results:
My inner dragon is the most honorable of all. I enjoy shape-shifting, humans, and the occasional crusade to save the world. I’m what you might call a Draconic Knight.
[If you want to do the quiz, type “discover your inner dragon” into a search engine and it will probably pop up at the top of the list — Rosanne.]
hey, could someone please answer my question in 275?
i was sick for all of first grade-but i forgot exactly what i had. bad sinuses or something.
and im starting to feel sick now, so im gonna rant. after all, im always sick (or @ least hav bronchitis) around the time of small ensemble auditions. it makes me so mad.
actually i just feel relly weird. im tired, + im usually nvr tired; im an insomniac. its probably b/c im being assailed w/ so many standerdized tests nowadays…mrahr
*standard! i can definitely sp it!
I took the dragon quiz. while phoenix is a gold, and the rarest, and a bit too trusting… I am a yellow dragon, the 4 th rarest type. i am the air elemental, and given the chance id spend my days just soaring thru the clouds. ill only attack if provoked(pie wars not counted).
I like Muffinale!
[Copper Bigfoot suggests going to the Muffin Films Web-site. It’s easy as to pie to find using a search engine. Or should I say, easy as muffin? — Rosanne]
oh hi no links? still…
[Snip, zap. Really, you know no links are alowed. GAPAS]
Hahaaa ha. im impersonating the gapas! if they zap it… well dont please because i think its fun.
sorry about that. i was seized by a random urge to see if i could make it look as if the gapas had deleted something in my post. again, sorry for impersonating you, robert and rosanne. DONT DELETE IT!
actually you can tell the gapas didnt post it because i misspelled allowed.
you do it like this:
[Reference to Em’s whereabouts deleted-Admin]
or
[No links please-Robert and Rosanne]
or
[Snip snip, I deleted some of this, for the sake of everybody’s scrolling button-Robert]
Ha, ha, FantasyFan. We mipsell words somtimes to.
But lucky for us, we can fix the mistakes!
hm, no, its like this
[Link zapped -Admin]
but gapa, that muffin link was in muse. i posted it on the feburary muse thread.
whoops, i must have posted that last post on a window i opened before i changed my name. sorry.
yayforhpbs, what is your fav color?
Yes, it was in muse, you told me to talk about Muffin Films in this thread, so i did.
here: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=169 post 52. you can’t miss it.
Ha! A jump ahead of me, as always.
no, that’s ebeth’s post. what are you talking about?
who’s a jump ahead of you? me? wow, i feel special.
links
random red bananas devour seagulls at noon
Is that like “colorless green ideas sleep furiously”?
Here’s a solution: once links have been posted on the thread for an issue, go ahead and post links to that thread. Rosanne and I don’t have time to check every link that people want to post here, and we can’t remember which ones we’ve already approved, but we’re happy to let you go skipping around the blog. How’s that?
I’ll add link to the a href=”https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=169#comments”>February Muse thread here. I think we’re talking about comment 53.
no. its a random comment. what happened to trying to get an april foolery p. 10? were 6 days into april and were still on the original thread.
ancient sleepers awake at dawns sunset, while pterodactyls soar on the above.
whoa… you guys are unusually random. did you check the contents of you breakfast? in french we had a party, and these people from drama were fixing the lighting or something so they came and crashed our party. we gave them hot chocolate.
Bang head on wall. I’m really mad now-i had a looooong post but then comp messed up so i thought it went through but it DIDN’T and now i shall cry.
Most of it just rant on my boring life and extreme happiness on dear old library getting cartoon history of the universe. One important thingamajigamawho-In Need of linky. I think it was a back issue but the comps still being stoooopid and not letting me on the fan page to check. Can’t find it in old muses though, so it might be somewhere else i got the link. BUT BUT BUT i think it WAS muse, so if anybody knows the link to a site w/name charts-like name popularity or something like that it was i think…do tell. And GAPA, plz approve? Pleezyplz?
Well now i’m really depressed. I’m gonna go cry in my little corner now. Or maybe i’ll ease my pain with a little round of Joe-dissing. Hoom…decisions, decisions.
so MB has been *shudder* down for the last 3 hours or so….ish…whatever…
and i just finished re-hemming my school skirt. am bored.
by the way, i am officially not a newbie anymore. par-tay!
I’m officially not a newbie too!! cool…
I was sick for about 5 months in 5th grade. I went to school for about 3 hours, then went home and slept. They FINALLY found out what I had (Crohn’s Disease) and I am better!! (Well, it is chronic, so I’m not better , but I am in remission)
i don’t remember what thread the fruit defense dialogue was posted on…but i found it on YouTube and it is muchly funny.
whats crohns disease?
why was the blog down?
wish i had more comp time tonite.
g2g
relly
bye
THE BLOG WAS DOWN?
:mr green: bad joe! 
: (
I CANT GET ON THE SMILEY PRACTICE PAGE. SO ILL HAVE TO DO IT HERE INSTEAD.
?heart; : )
today i did hav breakfast cereal, and it was cheerios.
me uncle had chrons disease (i think, anyway he did if it is pronounced chrones disease)
anyway for a long time he was in ospital, then he wasnt but coulddent eat spicy or crunchy food, but now he is better and allmost normal
Crohn’s Disease is an autoimmune disease (basically where your immune system attacks itself) and it is where you get ulcers, etc. all over your digestive tract.. google search it, I can’t really go into detail right now..
(319) FantasyFan, I tried to fix the smiley thread by cutting some of the trillion mrgreen’s in one of dlod’s posts.
(Sorry dlod!!! those smiley intensive posts are magnificent but they can really make it impossible for some musebloggers to fully load the page.)
I’m not sure that this will fix the problem. Maybe, though.
I had to unplug the computer to fix the problem, so id rather not risk it. but ill try
It works! i can get on the smiley thread!
Wait gapas what happened to my birthday! ? April 11 1993 post it its GONE
My friend’s mom had an absolute fit about something I posted on my Xanga. I said that I “sniffed markers” (I was writing with them and I naturally got some fumes), and “got hyper” (getting hyper was not caused by the markers), and that because I was hyper, I called a guy “hott”. My friend’s mom then had a total fit and told my mom that I had been sniffing markers and getting high, and that I sniffed them to “get up the courage to talk to someone.” My mom then gave me this extremely long lecture on being careful what I posted on my Xanga. HELLO??!!! MS. JOYCE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD DREAM OF HAVING A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!! Ms. Joyce also told my mom that there were “other things” I had on my Xanga (she was referring to me calling a guy hott). Honestly, you would’ve thought that I posted that I took crack cocaine and got pregnant. She. Had. A. Fit. I’m really mad at her right now.
FF (326),
I’m not sure we ever had it on the calendar, but we do now. Random factoid: on December 19, you’ll be exactly 5,000 days old.
*said stubbornly* You did too have it on the calender. then it disappeared . but its back now
Flameing Rabid Squirles Are Eating my Toung.
I ment Tounge.
Hey, cool! Birthdays! Mine is April 22nd, ‘ 91. Does anyone have the same one? I bet someone out there does…
I managed to make my computer’s song player go ultra fast, so John, Paul, George and Ringo sound like rabid squirrels on crack. ‘Tis hilario.
etcetera
Oh yeah i’ve done that its funny
hey i cant post on the factoids page.
quack quack said the hen.
SQUIRRELS!!!! *hugs a squirrel*
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
whats the your comment is waiting moderation for?
(327)
to ms. joyce.
hey guess who’s spring breakl starts today? yes! mine! w00t!
and im taking care of absolutely vrybodies guinea pigs. okay, only two peoples guinea pigs. thats three guinea pigs. so now i have six guinea pigs total, plus the two rabbits and the cat and the turtle. i feel like thos foster people for rescue organizations that have rooms full of guinea pigs and rabbits and things. and they all have bigger houses than me.
your comment is awaiting moderation idid for no particular reaon. this is a random thread, and im determined to make it so.
guess what? IT’S RAINING!!!!!! YAY!!! I LOVE RAIN!!!!
and a rabbit is eating a towel.
and now a different rabbit is eating a towel. and now its stopped. im gonna go play harvest moon.
I can make an invisib le post! I think… Hold on, I’ll show you.
MWAHAHAHAHA! ‘Tis invisible! I reign supreme!
For some inexplicable reason, the keyboard on this school computer smells terrible.
its so weird. Whewn i watch Lady and the Tramp and fall asleep, I always wake up at “Hes a Tramp”. Couple this with weird dreams and cracked acorns that are always odd-pronged…..
excuse me! my birthday is the 27 of April 20 days and im not yet on the calander what is up with this i will set my swarm of angry KoKos on you if it is not on by tonight and i mean it!
excuse me! my birthday is the 27 of April. 20 days and im not yet on the calander what is up with this i will set my swarm of angry KoKos on you if it is not on by tonight and i mean it!
whoops i just entered it twice
ugh, why did i do that? that has got to be the most annoying gam in the world! i have two many chickens, and they all give eggs on a random schedule, and i hav this extra cow that i don’t want to sell but she doesn’t giv milk, and there is this annoying plant thing that came out of nowhere, and its just really annoying.
what are the black birds with the irridsent feathrs?
yay4hpbs,
#1: the calender only show 5 dates at once
#2: you’ve already said that 3 times
#3: th gapa probably knows whn your birthday is. he knw when my birthday was, and i didn’t even say dirctly.
#4 what is your favourite color?
hey, can you change my birthday entry to “Em’s Birthday”? i know it is confusing that i keep changing my name, but i would lik to be primarily known as em. emiliana is just somthing i call myself when i am adding description to my name, but i’ll stop now if its confusing. and my fav color is octarine.
is octarine sort of orange- ish
invisible indeed. i love HTML
we need a new part to this ! april foolery Part2 Come on. continue!
octarine is the color of magic. i have no idea what it looks like, i just picked it because i like most of th colors, and couldn’t pick between them
It’s a fluorescent greenish-yellow purple.