Tuesday, 16 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
He’s not one of the more Muselike denizens of Earth… but all right, let’s get this over with.
OK, nobody wants to talk about Chuck. Let’s try the rabbits.
We give up. It’s total cathassus in here.
Date: March 29, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
chuck norris has not benefitted humanity in any way, shape, or form.
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**benefited
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*applaudes* YEAH! CHUCK NORRIS! YOU’RE. LIKE. MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!
okay, one smallish question: who si chuck norris?
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just google him.
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oh geesh. why do we have a thread on this guy?
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erm…woohoo…go chuck norris…yeah, all that.
didn’t he do like karate or something?
oh vell. anyway. yes. erm. chuck norris. go you.
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Em (5),
A couple of his fans kept asking for a CN thread, and people who had never heard of him were curious about him. (Not curious enough to google him, though, apparently.)
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yeah, he’s some famous karate guy.
i officially declare this a useless thread. and you know what we do with useless threads, don’t you?
random musebloggger: um… feed them to the hot pink bunnies?
em: No! We pretend they are Watership Down threads!
OH THANK YOU SO MUCH GAPA FOR CREATING A WATERSHIP DOWN THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeeah… so~ how many of you peoples have gone out and read watership down since the last time i asked you?
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I am sorry to say that there could not possibly be a text size large enough for my explosion of ecstasy, so you will just just have to amplify it mentally.
YES!!!!! HA HA!!!!! W00T!!!!! WD PWNS!!!! EM IS HAPPY!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! POST PEOPLES!!!! POST! WORSHIP WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!!!
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Where is everybody? *sniff*
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sorry…haven’t read it.
but i suppose i shall now that it is a thread
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I LOVE WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!!
Hazel, Silver, and Blackberry are my favorites, and Fiver is also cool. However, those rabbits are basically the embodiment of male stupidity; they fight past the sadistic Hitler bunnies, the bunny-sacrifice-for-the-good-of-the-commune bunnies, etc., and finally get to the perfect home in the Downs, and hollow it out to perfection and have just settled down to make a colony when… *gasp* they realize they forgot to bring any females! So they have to go on yet ANOTHER quest. But hey, it was a great book!
I hate Firebringer. It is such a copy. Also Warriors, but Warriors are good books so I don’t mind them. But I think Firebringer and his stupid band of sissy prophetic deer should be shot and served for dinner. I rest my case.
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I’ll take your word for it.
And my favourite is Thaylali
hold on- i found what i posted on the trianglular sentences thread, and will post it here for posterity.
66. Em �|� December 16th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
WATERSHIP DOWN IS MY FAVORITE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!! READ IT!!!!!!!! READ IT!!!!!!!! READ IT AGAIN!!!!!!! READ IT
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Hazel-rah!!!! Thaylali!!!!!! Hrairroo!!!! El-ahrairah!!!!!
“If you want to bless me, you can bless my bottom for it is sticking out of the hole.”
Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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sorry about that
(end of post)
gosh, that was a long time ago. and its taken this long to get a thread.
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I say CHUCK. down with Watership Down… CHUCK NORRIS IS THE COOLEST GUY ALIVE!!!!!!! even if i don’t agree with his political views. besides, he’s right behind you. go to google, turn up your volume all the way, enter Chuck Norris, and click I’m feeling Lucky…i’ts funny and it got otzi in trouble (we were all waiting for that)
Chuck norris is my Homeboy
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I read Watership Down. It was good, even if I don’t remember it very well…I like the Redwall books by Brian Jacques better, though…
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ooooookay… thats nice.
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i used to like those, but after a while you get tired of them. recently i read book one of the mistmantle chronicles, that’s kind of similar. not as intricate, though. and in watership down the rabbits actually act like rabbits, and stuff.
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I started reading watership down ant the suggestion of a friend a couple monts ago. I didnt get very far into it, but I liked what I read. Its still sitting on my desk next ot my comp. waiting to be finished.
I guess this is a sign for me to finish it then, off I go…
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-sighs- Ach, not Chuck Norris, please.
Watership Down, YES. Awesome book…like Redwall, except intelligent and original. Sorry to any Redwall fans, but Jacques has recycled the same plot so many times it’s not even funny anymore.
Anyway, yes, Watership Down= awesome. I want to go read it again now…thanks a lot, Muse.
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Haha, nobody wants to talk about chuck norris.
I haven’t read it. Bad Ebeth! Bad! *slap*
21-YES! I totally agree with you about redwall. I think he tries to make his books simpler just because they’re kids’ books. Thinking all kids are complete idiots with no vocabulary to speak of.
Maybe he doesn’t do it on purpose, but that’s the impression i get.
If you only read one book (highly advisable) read taggarung. Tis the best one (i think). Totally ripped off, but most books are.
I shall read watership down! Sometime! Eventually! After i find the stupid thing! I think it’s lurking in the basement! I love exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Watership down is okay…
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watership down is one of the weirdest books i have ever read.
aha, aha, oh Hazel-Rah
The hole is dug, it hath been made snug,
’tis free of beetle, worm and bug
or something like that. nyeng nyeng
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I want to talk about Chuck Nor-
*Is roundhouse kicked in the face*
ris….
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me likes kehaar!
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I love that book
I read it for a book report last year and my teacher told me at first that it was too long
but she let me use it in the end
has anyone else here read a clockwork orange? I’m in the middle of it right now-it is very disturbing
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(22) you can borrow one from the library. we have ten paperback versions and two hardback versions, and one day one of the hardback versions was gone. i saw a little old lady with it, and i was like “whoa, lol with giant hardback!” but then i realized that the print was bigger. drr.
yeah, the plots are all the same in redwall. thats why i liked mistmantle, because the plot and style were much better.
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see? im making lots of progress with my campaign to get everyone to read watership down!
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chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried!
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We all know the magic word is please. As in, “Please don’t kill me.” Too Bad Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in magic.
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When Chuck norris Goes Swmming, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck norris!!!! and it seems that there are more Chuck fans than Watership Down posting people. Go Chuck
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Chuck Norris… isnt he a kung fu actor? some sort of martial arts anyway
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i am going to ignore that obvious insult. anyways, an’t you count? there are more people here interested in talking about WD, so bugger off!
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26: Yay! I like Kehaar too. x3
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why don’t we get a Watership Down thread and A Chuck Norris Thread…just trying to be sensible.
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32- that’s like TMBG’s “particle man song”
particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can. what’s he like? It’s not important, particle man, is he a dot, or is he a speck? when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him instead? nobody knows, Particle man
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the GAPAs are too cheap and lazy to make two threads.
NOOO! I didn’t mean it! I swear! Bob made me say it! he was eating my toes!
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oh, and phoenix is right, they are the embodiment of male stupidity. i think i said that on Books and Movies v. 2006.1.
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34-hostile, hostile.
Why not hire somebody to be hostile?
Wait…people already do.
Everybody else: *is confuzzled at ebeth’s complete randomness*
who wrote wd?
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(34)excuse my klatchian.
(41) RICHARD ADAMS. would you like me to brand it on your forehead? and it should be in the classics section of the library.
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I hate WD. it is so booring. *Prepares to die*
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Waterships don’t down Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris downs waterships.
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you have got to be kidding me.
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That’s terrible! You terrible people! I can feel another war coming on.
WD lovers: Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down! (etc)
CN lovers: Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! (etc)
WD Lovers: WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! (etc)
etc. etc. etc.
okay, now i’ve said it for you, and we don’t have to have a war. happy?
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I apologixe to all of you. Otzi and Trinity are OBSESSED with Chuck Norris. All I get at school is Chuck Norris this and Chuck Norris that. Stupid jokes like ‘Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now, they’re just call ‘The Islands.’ And, no. I have no idea what the hell watership down is. And I’m afread Duncan_Quagmire is NOT kidding you Frankenfaerie (Faerie…Pixie. Dude, are you a guy?). But, Chuck Norris. There is a whole wevsite with Chuck Norris jokes. After I heard about it I wanted to gouge out my eyes for fear of seeing it. Ask Otzi and Triniy, they know all the jokes. They suggested this thread *grabs bloody pitchfork* OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!THEY MUST PAY FOR MAKING US SUFFER THE GREAT PUTREDNESS THAT IS CHUCK NORRIS. I’ll have to kill them both at school tomorrow. Or tell really embarassing things about them to whoever asks them to dance during the SAAS dance tomorrow. If someone even asks them to dance. I mean, I’ll just walk up to them and their dance partners and say ‘hay, did youknow that these two are obsessed with Chuck Norris? And they talk about Ciphilus and Lewis having sex with Sagawea?” Yeah. That will be amusing. I wonder if anyone would ask me to dance? HAY!! MALE MUSE BLOGGERS(preferably emo ones)WOULD YOU ASK TO DANCE WITH ME?? At the last SAAS dance no one would dance with me because I actually dance. I had Otzi ask this one Pink Haired Dude to dance with me and he said ‘maybe.’ At a dance, maybe is the polite way of saying ‘NO.’ Anyway, muse should have a Megatokyo blog. Then everyone on the blog could just sp34k l33t. If you don’t know what l33t is, then you will be horribly lost. So, any hot emo guys (preferably Gerard Way) would you ask me to dance? (Random question yes, but it has to be answered. And, in case you were wondering, yes, I am a girl. A very morbid emo girl). Long comment much?
Pixie
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Em, thank you for telling cello girl to bugger off. I say that to her a lot but she never hears me.
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by the way Em, are you english? you sound it, and I would know, I am partly english and have read all the Georgia Nicolson books. How about a Georgia Nicolson thread?
(excuse me while I sing Hawthorne HIghts)
so cut my wrists and black my eyes, because you kill me, you know you do, you kill me well, you like it too, and I can tell, you’ll never stop until, my final breath is gone
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YAY HAWTHORNE HIGHTS!!THIS ONLY PROVES MUSE SHOULD HAVE A METAL THREAD!!!
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I read Watership Down. Didn’t impress me.
I have no idea who Chuck Norris is.
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I anyone going to reply to my comment? Jeez.
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No one has replied to my comment. Thank for ruining my fun. I’m signing off now, you people are starting to bore me with your lack of replies.
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I will risk being pied by saying that Watership Down is grating, pointless, and rather annoying, at least the hundred and fifty pages or so that I read of it.
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that’s interesting, but i’m not english. sorry. i just talk like that. well, actually i’ve just been reading alot of terry pratchet, and he’s english.
paul baker’s english.
verily so.
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……
okay, that was rather pathetic of me.
but watership down is one of those books that you either love dearly, or consider to be a piece of crap.
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@PXC: If you kill them, I’ll have my battleships bombard you from orbit! 
Chuck Norris jokes are fine. I like to laugh at them. I admit, there are some inappropriate ones, but I think that the rest are just fine.
For those of you who don’t know who Chuck Norris is, go to ChuckNorris.com.
Also, I think you’re more than a tad bit insane.
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Ilove bunnies.
Never read watership down, but will someday.
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If you bombard me with your battleships into orbit, I will haunt you.
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47- no, i am a girl…the “franken” only came from doctor frankenstein. not to be confused with his monster, which (who? whom?) is oft refered to incorrecly as frankenstein. one time, at a dance, i made the mistake of dancing with this crazy dude (aka my friend’s brother) who followed me around for about a month. crazy peoples. be sure to request the chicken dance over and over and over.
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did you know that an orbit (in space) is really a continual fall towards whatever object you’re orbiting? except that you’re going so quickly horizontally that you always miss it, thus formint an orbit!
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What’s Watership Down? AND NO, I AM ON GOOGLE STRIKE.
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google strike? but their corporate motto is: Don’t Be Eville.
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Use Yahoo, then
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(62) A book about rabbits.
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PIxie, I CANNOT believe the GAPAs moderated that comment.
And you spelled “Syphilis” wrong, dorkwad.
And, you OBVIOUSLY did not tell that one guy about any Chuck Norris obsessions, because he asked for my #.
Mwrahr.
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AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! STOP SPEAKING OF WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!!!!!!! I MUST BLOCK OUT YOUR VIRTUAL VOICES BU HUMMING!!!!!!!!! *HUMHUMHUMHUMHUMHUM*
CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about that. I can’t read WD because we have to do it for Reading in school. Wanted to read it forever but couldn’t.
AAAAAHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!!! CAN’T RESIST!!!!!!! MUST READ WD!!!!!!!!! NO! MUST STOP SELF FROM READING IT!!! NO! MUST READ!!! NO!
(MY BRAIN IS SPLITTING INTO TWO WARRING HALVES FIGHTING OVER WHETHER I WILL READ WD OR NOT. I THINK THE “READ” SIDE IS WINNING.)
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watership down is pretty good. read it. it’s long though…
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VF, we dont even own the book. Oh, no, wait, do I still have my copy from reading? Hmmmm……dont think so.
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YYYYAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! ‘TIS TORTURE!!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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47: Verily muchly long.
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46: There are more Chuck Norrises than Watership Downs. You test indicates a strong preference for Chuck Norris over Watership Down.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your eyes off.
The phrase ‘dead ringer’ refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris doesn’t say “who’s your daddy”, because he knows the answer.
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HI!!
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Redwall= If you’ve read one, you’ve read them all.
Watership Down= *snore*
Chuck Norris= *runs away*
Blaseness= Whatever.
Ambivalence= I am ambivalent towards ambivalence.
There. My views on all this stuff in a nutshell.
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:oops::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Ok. So many people have been asking who CN is, so I will do a public act of servisosity and post a bio:
This modern-day Horatio Alger’s father was an alcoholic, his mother raised him and his two brothers for 10 years on welfare, but blond, muscular and mustachioed Chuck Norris discovered martial arts during a stint in the Air Force, developing self-discipline and self-esteem that have taken him to the top of the entertainment industry. The Professional World Middleweight Karate Champion from 1968 until retiring undefeated in 1974, Norris entered film at the urging of his celebrity karate student Steve McQueen and under the auspices of Bruce Lee, playing the villain opposite Lee in “Return of the Dragon” (1973). He later parlayed his martial arts prowess into a career in gung-ho action movies like “Good Guys Wear Black” (1979), “Lone Wolf McQuade” (1983), his first crack at creating the character of a Texas Ranger, and “Missing in Action” (1984), which spawned two sequels.
Good-looking in a stern-faced yet Robert Redford-ish sort of way, Norris has taken some shots about his acting (TIME once called him “the most successful really terrible actor since Audie Murphy”), but his style has always been appropriate to the conventions of the genre, as he adopted a Charles Bronson style of terse, determined stoicism to the many perils his characters faced. He took his act to TV, headlining the popular series “Walker, Texas Ranger” (CBS, 1993-2001), surprising everyone with its strong showing on Saturday night and eventual rise into the Top 20. Norris takes umbrage at critics who decry his show as the most violent on TV. In the spirit of martial arts, Walker “kicks butt” only as a last resort, always championing right over wrong, and his large, loyal family viewing audience has responded enthusiastically to the show’s moral content.
*Otzi rolls eyes* Riggghhhhttt…’only as a last resort’…..
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73- actually, the phrase “dead ringer” originated when people would (accidentally) be buried alive. to ensure that this was not the case, a string would be tied to the “dead” person’s toe and looped out of the coffin, then attached to a bell above ground. someone would always be on “graveyard shift” to listen for the bell. if the “dead” person moved her or his foot to ring it, they would be “saved by the bell.” thus we see the birth of many common phrases. yay.
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FF (78),
I checked that explanation on one of my favorite sites, Snopes.com. Alas, the truth turns out to be messier and less macabre, though still interesting. You can read all about it, and much more, in an online article called Life in the 1500s.
Snopes is my first port of call whenever I hear something that sounds too good to be true. I recommend it.
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ooo thanks! i feel sad now. my engilsh teacher read us that article, actually. odd. but i shall use snopes in the future!
has anyone ever played grand theft auto? it makes no sense. that was what my friend and i were doing at the partay yesterday. all we could do was steal cars and kill people. or was that the object of the game? we either died in car crashes or were busted by the police. not a very well-thought-out game…
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The watership down, I thought was good.
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Is Watership Down like Brian Jacques’s Redwall? If it is, then I’m not going. Come on, man, bunnies? They’re so-rabbity. Ugh. Furry and cute and total somniabulism. Come on, Musers. Try some Alastair Reynolds, I like him. Or perhaps a little Asimov?
Chuck Norris has benefitted no one, nothing, and nowhere. ‘Nough said.
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no, its not. actually, they’re not very cute. they act very much like animals, and they do alot of fighting, and they have an interesting culture. there’s not alot of mating though, mostly because of the lack of females.
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I herebu declare this thred with great pomp, grandiloquence, idiosyncracy, supercalifrajilisticexpealidociousness, and just about every other really big word that my un-Musely friends gawk like turkies at, THE MOST INTERESTING BUT YET UTTERLY USELESS THREAD EVER READ BY A MEMBER OF THE FORTIETH GENERATION! YAY! ~places ribbon saying everything in capitals around the thread’s neck~
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The End! (despite various Typos)
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Unless they’re a nice shade of hot pink of course.
Are the hpbs Ko-konspirators, mindless slaves to our will, or not involved with Mostly Harmless at all? I’ve never quite figured that out…
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asimov rocks.
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That’s it.
WE THE CHUCK NORRIS ERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON THE WATERSHIP DOWN ERS.
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Hm. The Rules forbid flame wars, but they don’t say anything about real wars. Exercising my GAPA authority to make up rules as I go along, I hereby forbid them, too.
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darn
Weren’t we flaming at Midwest Educator? I guess Vogons don’t count *mrgreen*
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How ’bout a pie war?
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*Pies Otzi*
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Ohemgee, I haven’t been on in a long time.
But since I’m here…
How ’bout Redwall? And Brian Jacques? I love those books and someone in here should too…. I hope.
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*Wipes pie off face. Yummm. Lemon Merengue*
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Pies Jedi Master Vader*
EAT MINCE PIE, WATERSHIPPER!!!!!!!!!
*Pies Robert*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I COMMANDEER THE PINK BUNNIES TO JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!
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*Pies Otzi*
NEUTRALS RULE!!! EAT PIE, WATERSHIPPERS AND NORRISERS!!!!!!
*presses button, summons giant house-width pie and runs*
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*wipes more pie off* NOT FAIR!!!!! I hate COCONUT!!!!
*randomly starts throwing pies; one hits Rosanne.* Robert and Rosanne are angry……
*Commandeers giant pie left by copper bigfoot+uses the shwartz to pie angry GAPAs plus escaping Neutral*
NORRISERS RULE!!!!!!
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Grrrr.
I’ll just say it’s a good thing I like coconut. Though it’s hard to get all these little shreds out of my hair.
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*pies everyone but Pentatonikk*
See message 75. I couldn’t aggree with you more.
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*Pies everone but me and Sphinx with giant pie*
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*dodges Copper Bigfoot’s pie*
*pies Copper Bigfoot*
*100th/101st post dance*
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(97) what hair?
*is pied*
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CB- yeah! neutrals!
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may i refer everybody to post # 46?
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(101)The curly locks that were full of coconut cream.
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My pie was filled with tar. Wait, hold on… No, it’s molasses. Must be shoo-fly pie.
*foresees with dread a month of vigorous shampooing*
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*l;icks pie off of face*
MMMM coconut.
*Pies JMV*
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Actually, I was implying that robert has no hair. Which is not true, he has hair. but not for long… Mwa ha ha!
sorry, i like making fun of old people because they are old and they make all of the rules.
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Uhh, that wasn’t Robert, Em. That was Rosanne.
*Pies Em for being so cheeky*
*pies all those who are not Norrisers*
*multiple times*
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*finnally pies Pentatonikk for not liking first post obsestions*
You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do that 
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Hey, i can’t tell them apart! honestly! plus, robert posts more than rosanne, so i automatically assume its him. i just see “Ro…“
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*pies Em for mixing up the GAPAs*
Em, do you like blueberry? Hope so!
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yes i like blueberry robert- oops i mean rosanne! *is pied* okay, i was joking that time.
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I keep telling you all: Rosanne is the one with the long hair.
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*Assumes obvious(wo)man role, dons sweater with NO DUH on it*
*Pies Robert for stating the obvious*
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“Obvious”? It obviously hasn’t helped you all to tell us apart.
*runs finger down cheek and licks it*
Hm. Cheesecake this time. Too cakey. I’ve had better.
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Yeah!!! Neutrals!!!!!!
Copper Bigfoot and sweet melpomene and MEE!!!!!
*pies Otzi, Em, Bobby, Rosie and Jedi Master Vader*
EAT MY PECAN YOU DUFFERS!!!!!!
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i have been persuaded to read HG2G by musebloggers, sp maybe you can persuade me to read WD.
better try harder!
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I hope you neutrals like Key Lime.
*(Giant Catapult): STTTTRRRRREEEEEEETTTTCCCHHHH
FWWWWWWWWWWWWPING!!!!!!*
SPLAT!!!!!!*
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OK, Neutrals, I see your pecan and raise you a pumpkin and a plum. *PiES FLY*
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I do like Key Lime!
*Licks off*
Now…. Eat Chocolate!!!!*Gets out Pie Caonon* FIER AWAY!!!!!
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don’t think i have forgotten this thread. i will be back.
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i wana be in a pie war PLEASE!
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well, i think i’ve figured out the sides(in no particular order):
neutrals:
gapas (i’m pretty sure)
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper BIgfoot
sweet melpomene
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
VF, though she hasn’t read it…
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
people fall into multiple catergories or none at all
Mer
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
book_addict
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
i’m not sure where JS belings…
yes, it’s a bit confusing. i probably pout someone in the wrong catergory or forgot someone, and i’m sorry. feel free to re-post this with any necessary changes.
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some of the people ended up in the laste catergory because they never officially joined the war.
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whoa! i come here and all of a sudden theres a PIE WAR going on!!!!! how come nobody invited me? there, take THAT!! *pies everyone with spinach pie*
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*pies any and all comers* this is fun. i like it. *does another round of pieing*
*dodges everyone elses pies and eats them*
has kokopelli come in here to see what a mess this and maybe do some pieing of his own?
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*shrill whistle blows* PHWEEEEEEEET!
Time out! Time out! Make way for the hose-and-broom squad!
*hosers pile up the crust and filling with fire hoses; broomsters sweep it away*
OK, field is clear. Back to the war. PHWEEEET!
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i think FF belongs in the “i like pie wars” catergory
i think i’ll repost the list either later tonight or tomorrow…
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*pies otzi i lov pie wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and exklamalaton marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#128 Definitely! *goes in for another round of pies* key lime! banana cream! pecan! apple! pumpkin! choklit! tuna fish! PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies everyone a second time*
im not prejudiced! i like both equally! specially the pieing part! you shouldnt have encouraged me!
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i think a “pie wars lovers” catergory would be bueno.
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ooh a pie war! i like pie wars…
i think ill start a new side. you may think that an unwise idea, but little do the rest of you know…
MY AMMO PWNS YOU ALL! + THE BEST PART IS, YOULL NVR SEE THEM COMING…
*LAUNCHES 78 TRANSPARENT PIES*
rats, out of ammo already. hey… maybe…well its worth a try…after all, i am his #1 fan…
KOKO, I SUMMON YOU! TOGETHER WE SHALL BAKE A FLEET OF TRANSPARENT/SMART PIES + TAKE OVER MUSEBLOG!
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*long, dramatic, very unexpected, very evile laugh*
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Actually I’m a neutral. I like WD as much as possible without having read it, which isn’t much. But I also like kung-fu, so I like CN equally (again, not much).
BUT I LOVE PIE!!!!! Hmmm, let’s think… I’ll try to list all the different kinds of pie we’ve thrown on the Blog!!
Coconut
Lemon Merangue
Molasses
Blueberry
Cheesecake
Pecan
Pumpkin
Plum
Key Lime
Chocolate
Choklit
Spinach
Apple
Tuna Fish
Transparent
Smart
There you go! Now try to pie others with unused flavors.
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I STARTED IT.
YOU FORGOT MINCE PIE!!!!! THAT WAS IN THERE!!!!!!
*pies violetfire for forgetting the most disgusting of them all*
*Pies everyone who as pied me with a concoction only the truly disgusting could think up: FRITO AND CHILI PIE!!!!!!!!*
Mwahahahahaaaaa…
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*pies everyone*
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ok, then. i think i have it:
neutrals:
gapas
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
people just happened to post here but don’t have a specific catergory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
book_addict
still not sure where JS belings…
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VF you didnt mention banana cream. * pies her with banana pie*
*sweet potato pies everyone* *steals some of those transparent pies and uses them* yes, pieing people is fun
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*enters room and immediately gets pied by an chocolate cream*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *immediately picks up pies and statrs throwing them, one hits frankenfaerie, the other hits em*
MMMMMUUUUUAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what about crispy saltine cracker pie and sweet pickle pie
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i apologize for otzi’s insanity. she has instigated a pie war. not that i really mind. i’m throwing pig gut pies and sheperd’s pie. oh look, two have hit otzi and moocow is licking it off of her head. oh look, moocow is regurgitating. i’m now throwing a pie filled with spotted dick (it’s a food in england, i know, my people have very odd names for food) at frankenfearie…ooh, it’s up her nose. niiiiiice. i’m nowing throwing a blood pudding pie at emogrl. a yes, the smell of blood pudding in the early afternoon…oooooh, blood. oh dear, otzi is walking toward me…she is followed in toe by moocow…moocow looks mad…i just chucked a chocolate pie at her…she looks happily content with her chocolate attack…oooh look, otzi is eating the pie. oh dear, they are coming at me again. it’s time to get to the emergency supply of pig intestines…i need more pie. i just through a snail pie at my friend noriko who is sitting next to me and talking into my ear. god she has bad breath. oh well, i’m now throwing a cow gut pie at her. good times…
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*throws pies* Yay!!! I have Norrisers to back me up!!! GO MOOCOW!!!!!!!!!
*Throws Donut and Apple-and-caramel pies* Oops. Larry Gonick and Nancy Kangas wandered a little too close. Sorry!!!
heh. I said was sorry.
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otzi, the only reason that guy asked you to dance was because he wanted your number. it picked up a lot of other numbers that night too, you said. anyway, instead of embarassing you out of your insignificant little mind, moocow and i gave you the thumbs up and large, overexagerated winks. anyway…back to pie throwing. oh great…otzi and moocow are fighting again…*grown*i’ll have to go seperate them, those imature tossers.
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oh, forget that. * picks up giant pie and throws it* * pie hits Em and otzi, who are busy dueling with each other(with pies)*
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I would be neutral probably. Actually i’d probably be wd except for the small but important fact that i haven’t read it and so can’t really form an opinion. But whateeeeeeeeeevah!!!
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141- and being neutral in this pie war, i cannot throw one back…
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137- Where is Jadestone on the list? I dont see myself.
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*Actually reads 123* Found me! And the answer is because I am on my own side! The JADESTONE side! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *Pies GAPA, sweet melpomene, Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry,Copper Bigfoot, VF, hotstuff trinity, moocow, Cello Girl, Otzi, shana who used to have a the after her name, Em, Duncan_Quagmire, Abby, Pixie Corpse, Jedi Master Vader, Frodo, Pentatonikk, Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas, Queenie, dark lord of darkness, groundhog22, emogrl, trukai, FF, aaaaaaand book_addict. I think thats everyone. BTW, its apple pie. Yum.
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fine, koko dont come + help me.
*unenthusiastically flings a few more transparant pies*
i want butterscotch pie. it sounds good
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*pies jadestone 4 pieing me*
koko probably doesnt find this interesting. he pies people all the time. *pies emogrl*
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*pies everyone with a mince-mango-spinach-turkey-tuna-blueberry-feta cheese-bologna pie*
THERE!!! TAKE THAT!!!
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*posts long abridged form of part 1 of wd*
THERE!!! TAKE THAT!!!
WATERSHIP DOWN
(As abridged by Em: The adventures of Hazel & Co.)
SPOILER WARNING!!!
PART 1: THE JOURNEY
Fiver: We’re all gonna die.
Hazel: Says who?
Fiver: Says me.
Thearah: Halloo?
Fiver: We’re all gonna die.
Thearah: That’s nice.
Fiver: No, I’m being serious. Bad things will happen to us.
Thearah: Maybe if I ignore them, they’ll go away.
Hazel: We’ll just have to leave by ourselves then.
Co.: Yay! We’re coming with you!
Captain Holly*: No you’re not! Badbadbad! No abandoning the warren for you!
Bigwig: Fightfightfight!
Hazel & Co.: Runrunrun!
Hazel & Co: Ohgoshlookit! River!
Hazel: Everybody swim!
Fiver & Pipkin: We are the weaklings. Fear us.
Hazel: Dang it, we can’t leave the weaklings behind, now can we?
Bigwig: Ohgoshlookit! Big scary dog! We’ll have to leave them!
Hazel: But we might need them later.
Blackberry: Being the smart bunny, I just came up with a clever plan.
Bigwig: I don’t understand it, therefore it won’t work.
Fiver: Being the psychic bunny, I do.
Bigwig: Ooooooh! It worked! You’re all so smart!
Hazel: Foreshadowing…
Hawbit, Speedwell & Acorn: We shall be jerks and rebel!
Bigwig: Badbadbad!
Hazel & Co.: Scary dark marshy place!
Fiver: Which of course means we shall have to cross it.
Co.: Darn.
Hazel: Do it anyway.
Hazel: Augh foggy…
Co: Yeah, we made it! You are so smart, Hazel!
Fiver: Hello? Doesn’t anyone ever give me any credit?
Co: Nice place, we shall stay here.
Fiver: No, we have to keep going.
Freakishly Weird Bunnies: We are freakishly weird and unnatural! Come be freakishly weird with us!
Hazel & Co.: Funfunfun!
Fiver: Argh! No! Runaway!
Hazel & Bigwig: No, you must come be weird with us.
Fiver: Darn.
Bigwig: Augh! Rabbit trap!
Freakishly Weird Bunnies: Oh yeah, and we forgot to mention that you might get killed unexpectedly at any moment. But it’s a small price to pay for our wonderful lifestyle.
Hazel & Co.: Runaway!
Fiver: Next time we listen to me.
Bigwig: Dead.
Hazel & Co.: No! Poor Bigwig!
Bigwig: Alive now.
Hazel & Co: Yayness!
Hazel & Co: Now we go.
Strawberry: I comes too.
End of Part One.
*The male rabbit captain of the Sandleford Owsla. Not the female elf captain of the LEP.
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there, now everbody can read my post, and decide they love wd.
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My EYES!!!! *claws at eyes and tries to avois spoiler* LOOK I GET IT ALREADY WATERSHIP HAS BEEN SITTING ON MY DESK FOR SIX MONTHS TELLING ME TO READ IT OK I WILL DO IT, FINE!!!!!!!!
I would be on wd side, but, like VF, I have only read part of it and I like kung fu.
*pies everyone with pepper steak pie, exept those one her side*
*double pies Em with vegemite pie for trying to spoil wd*
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well. you should have read it already. i gave everybody enough time to read part one, at least.
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ive got some mean green 100% vegetarian ammo!
*grabs a spinich quiche + a pesto/almond/feta/artichoke/tomato deep dish pizza*
well, itll be a change
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I always get so hungry whenever I come near this thread.
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i ♥ quiche!
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i don’t love quiche. however, i like chocolate and cherry pies. *mimes chucking one at cello girl*YAY, I HIT HER STOMACH…ooooh, she’s looks like she’s going to throw up. RUN FOR COVER, SHE’S GOING TO BLOW!!!! oh look, she barfed into a pie. she’s trying to chuck it at me…oooooh, she missed….by five feet…..ha ha, she’s having some trouble getting the puke off her shirt. noriko is poking me…god i wish she’d stop…whatever. i’m listening to from first to last so i can’t be bothered. i’m tre sad cause i can’t go to the from first to last concert this weekend. hawthorne hights, all american rejects, and fall out boy are playing too. maybe if i throw a pie at my mom, she’ll let me go. oh mom….
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Now I’m losing my appetite.
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no, it didn’t work. it was funny though. who else wants some pie? cello girl once told me she and her friends were walking around queen anne and were really hyper, and this drunk dude walked up to them and said “run and you sall recieve pie” in this really slurred voice. then cello girl said “yay, pie” and they started running down the street. the extent of her insanity still amazes me…
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160…my goal was to gross people out…just so you know.i get that from a lot of people. they walk up to me and go “hey are you depressed?” or “hay, are you goth?”if i answer those questions yes, which i normally do because that is the truthful answer, their like “i’m SO sorry. don’t worry, it’s going to be all right.” this is when i get a strong urge to hit them…
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152…is that and excerpt from watership down? if so, it’s sounds like something out of monty python. i am never going to read watership down, it’s sounds extremely pathetic. i’m also building a pie deflector sheild, because all the people who like watership down are going to be throwing pies at me. i’m going to perform a voodoo curse to protect my sheild. “the watership has suck, the rabbits burned away, their bodies hacked and mangled, pies have been eaten! curse the book, burn the author (though who knows, he might be a halfway decent guy), curse those who read the book, because they throw pies at book haters and make me read the dialogue of the more than insane characters.”*breaks ceremonial twinkie* the voodoo curse has been performed. I AM NOW INVINCABLE AGAINST ALL PIES!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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i am still the undead queen of chain comments. fear me.
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All is quiet on the blog. No one has posted a comment in hours. I guess it’s a perfect time to PIE EVERYONE. Sweet dreams, you custard-splattered bloggers! Mwa ha ha.
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*pies everyone, including our dear gapa rosie, with lemon tarts, swiss chard quiche, and squirrel pie*
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PIES PIXIE CORPSE FOR
a) Calling me a tosser
b) Insulting Cello Girl
c) Mentioning vomit on a blog about pies
d)insulting moocow
e) Being a Norris Hater
f) Wearing really poser fake black tears to school
g) Being a poser princess of darkness/depression. I was depressed once/ I hated it. It is insulting to pretend to want to be depressed.
Pixie corpse is now Pixie the Pied. I hope she likes pink frosting and Soap.
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137, don’t forget Sphinx as a neutral.
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neutrals:
gapas
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
Sphinx
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
people just happened to post here but don’t have a specific catergory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers:
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
book_addict
JS catergory
JS
and i’m not posting this list againe. so if you don’t like your side, you can change it. it’s getting too confusing.
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162- i get that too, but i tell people that i would be more accurately stereotyped as a nerd. who just happens to like black.
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152 is not an actual excerpt, its part one of th book which i condensd. (thats different than ultracondensed) it was mostly for peoples amusement, and also to try to get people to read the book. i take it as a compliment that you think it sounds like monty pie. i would condense part two, but i can’t remember if its holly or kehaar that comes first.
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152 was funny, though I stopped reading it when it got past the place where I was in the book.
*pies tous le monde with a strawberry rhubarb pie*
*double pies FantasyFan with a zuccini and tomatoe pie for pieing me*
*double pies for Pixie Corpse with pavlova for taking away my appetite for pie*
*double pies Otzi with a kiwi tart for no apparent reason other than the urge to pie some one else*
*runs for cover*
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I heart pie wars
but Im still in the neutral category
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oops i didnt meant to write “I heart pie wars” I meant I love pie wars. I don’t know why I did. It just came out. Ooops.
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PIE!!!!!!!!!! actually, i dont like pie (except for pumpkin and apple pie) i just like pie wars! YEAH PIE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pies everyone with every kind of pie there is except 4 apple and pumpkin which i am eating*
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*Pies nancy/ lemon curry w/ so many pies all you can see is a big lump* *pies BA with apple & pumpkin pie with extra hot tabasco sauce on top* HaH! take that! do you still like Apple and pumpkin pies now? yes of course youdo *pies everyone one more time w/ assorted pies quiches and tarts* Yum!
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i LOVE bunnies! (i know, this is wayyyyyyyyyy out of date)
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hey, wht the &^(%? it messed up!!!
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Guess Who I’MMM dressed up as!!!!!
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You can’t guess, can you????
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CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Chuck Norris beard is made of an old towel that is hooked around my ears, and I have my cowgirl boots on. My dad doesnt know that I cut up the old brown towel for my beard. Don’t tell him.
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DUH ! ! !
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!
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veggie foot: DUH
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*Pies Chuck Norris lookalike with a whipped cream pie.” Hey, Chuckles, how about using the whipped cream as shaving cream?
*Runs away before Norris-type person clears the cream out of his/her eyes.*
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*eats way out of lump of pies that FantasyFan?!?! threw*
*retaliates with a volley of broccli and cheese pies*
MWAHAHAHAHAA!!
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*throws atomic pie. Everybody nearby dies of radiation and chuck norris and watership down start being deceptively nice, extremely cautious, and yet ominously threatening. WWIII ends*
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*starts plotting WWIV*
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*Pies Rosanne for making fun of Chuck/Chuck lookalike (Not many 13 yr old girls dress up w/chuck norris beards)*
*Drops a large pie on everyone that appears to be normal(boring)
lemon merengue—-until Chuck Norris jumps out and starts roundhouse kicking everyone*
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neutrals:
gapas?
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
Sphinx
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
Vegetable Foot
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
Otzi
people just happened to post here but don’t have a specific catergory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers:
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
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Iran isn’t really developing nuclear bombs, it’s developing a nuclear pie. BEWARE!
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You forgot Jadestone. She’s in the Jadestone category.
*hides away WWIV plans and gets to work on relief effort. This will help me gain power and support so I can turn and suddenly unleash my army of [top secret evil conspiracy plans censored]!!!!! MWHAHAHAHHAA!!!*
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*Pies everybody excpet he Neutrals, pie war lovers, and norris haters*
KEY LIME!!!!!! MWAHASHAH
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YES!!! THERE IS NO FORGETTING ME!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *Prepares to pie Otzi* And thank you for my own catagory, sweet melpomene. *Gives sweet melpomene a free pie {] (does not pie her with it)*
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*pies Otzi with lots of pie. Key-lime pie.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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My God. One misses a lot in two days on this blog. I go away for two measly days, leave the GAPA to babysit, and you have already had a war and destroyed four cities! Bad Musers! No pie for you! *splat*
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Have No Fear!! Skippers Here!! She will lead this destroyed civilization into a bright future of pie, randomness and HBPs! Musers Unite!! Follow me, your leade- *is pied*
he hehe no one will ever suspect that it is all part of my clever plan to dominate the galaxy. that is, unless I give it away by posting this. Oh well. MWAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
*pies Queenie to get her all catched up*
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um, at the moment, i’m neutral so please don’t pie me. pixie corpse, i’d rather you not disclose my moments of sugary intoxification… anyway, it wasn’t Queen Anne, it was Broadway. Please don’t say something gross like that about me and stop insulting me. I have very good aim. You are far from undead, you are (almost) perfectly normal (the almost is about how hyper you get sometimes)
*grins and takes the position of a pacifist*
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Otzi, with that beard, you really do look like Chuck Norris, it’s a little scary.
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*piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies evryone*
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neutrals:
gapas?
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
Sphinx
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
Vegetable Foot
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
Otzi
people just happened to post here but don’t have a specific catergory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers:
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
Darth Yoda, who can’t remember why he pied Otzi
*Pies Otzi*
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Watch out everyone! I, Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas have banded together with the neutrals!!!!! As genius extroadinaire, I now have new weapons for my fellow warriors.
-For Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry, I bestow the Sword of Endless Cream-Filling, a sharp blade that, rather than chopping enemies into tiny pieces, secretes masses of artificial AND natural creamy flavorings that trap the enemy with their artery-clogging fat.
-For Copper Bigfoot, I present the Belt of the Ginger-and-Nutmeg-Flavored Crusts, a self-replenishing strand of pie grenades that can be hurled to distances of 80 posts. Able to take out five opponents at a time with one pie grenade.
-For sweet melpomene, I give a weapon known only as “Crumbly”. I cannot explain its uses, for this is a most powerful item that you must figure for yourself.
-GAPAs, you get no arms until you pledge loyalty to the neutrals.
-For myself, I have concocted a recipe called “The Kokopelli Classic”, which allows the user to throw a medley of flavors in about three seconds flat.
*Uses the Kokopelli Classic on Em and Otzi*
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Bobby and Rosie should go in the pie-war lovers category. They’re throwing as many pies as everyone else!
Let me update my list:
Coconut
Lemon Merangue
Molasses
Blueberry
Cheesecake
Pecan
Pumpkin
Plum
Key Lime
Chocolate
Choklit
Spinach
Apple
Tuna Fish
Transparent
Smart
Mince
Banana cream
Crispy saltine cracker
Sweet pickle
Pig gut
Shepherd’s
Spotted dick
Blood pudding
Snail
Cow gut
Donut
Apple-and-caramel
Giant
Butterscotch
Mince-mango-spinach-turkey-tuna-blueberry-feta cheese-bologna
Vegemite
Custard
Apple & pumpkin pie with extra hot tabasco sauce on top
Whipped cream
Broccoli and cheese
Okay, that’s it.
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…time to rebuild civilization already? aw deus…but anyhow
*throws (relly better stay out of the way of this one) compost pie; flowers immediately begin growing out of where it splattered*
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(202) You’ve got that right, Violetfire. PIE WARS PWN.
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finally! civilization!
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201. Thankee, fellow neutral for the most valuable gift. Please accept this offering of the Perpetual Pie Machine, a machine that keeps making pies for your personal use and powers itself.
*runs off brandishing Sword of Endless Cream-Filling, causing heart attacks left and right*
I shall be known as Nancy the Neutral.
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* throws cow pies and mud pies, which help enrich the soil* *accidently on purpose pies everyone with my soil enriching pies* i like pie wars too much to want this one to stop. Oh well as long as i can throw pies… * pies indiscriminately with rebuilding from the ground up pies* * pies more people with civilized pies which say please and thank you.* Please may i pie you? thank you for letting me! if you dont let me pie here i will probably just pie on the other threads.
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*pies Gwendolyn, for not joining the pie-war lovers*
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201: Hey! I’m hurt! I’m a neutral, but you didn’t give me a wonderful pie war gift! And I put together that beautiful list too…. *sniff* *sob*
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I present Violetfire with this gift (I’m sure Gwendolyn will have something for you when she comes on, but hopefully this will do for now):
The Holy Pie Grenade
angelic choirs
May it be protect you when all other pies are smashed.
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*tries to figure out the uses of “Crumbly”*
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Oopsie Doodles! Sorry Violetfire!
-For Violetfire, I present the Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart Flavoredness! This is the only weapon I have created so far that has its own built-in defense mechanism. This all-terrain vehicle has special features that enable it to become the air/marine/tunneling/just plain driving vehicle of your choice. Pie-launching openings are known only to the user (unless he or she is a major motormouth), and you get to select the size and flavors of the pies. Able to launch up to 120 pies at once. Distances may vary with power setting. Have fun!!!!!
*Pies the GAPAs with Kokopelli Classic*
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*Experiments with Perpetual Pie Machine, accidentally creaming Duncan_Quagmire. Runs for 11-year-old life*
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*Figures out Perpetual Pie Machine, soups it up with Kokopelli Classic. Pins Darth Yoda to ground with the creamy goodness*
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* throws corn bread drizzled with maple syrup and blackberry jam in random direction*
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muhahahahahaha! *uses Crumbly to disintegrate enemy pies*
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*brandishes Sword of Endless Cream-Filling*
*musebloggers feel their cholestrol levels raise a few points*
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GAAH! Did the atomic pie not stop you? Wow, my foreign relations suck. *throws pies into air in hopes of hitting somebody*
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*Searches for Violetfire to give her the new eapon. Is not successful*
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*I s caught by the vengeful Duncan_Quagmire. Yanks sword from Skipper’s hand, severs a few limbs on Duncan_Quagmire. Hands Skipper’s sword back, runs off into the sunset shouting TRA-LA-LA!!!!*
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*thinks hard for a minute. snaps fingers. bestows new weapon upon Sphinx*
-For Sphinx, I present: Crumbly 2.0. Once again, this is a very powerful weapon, and I must leave you to figure out its uses. If you need help, ask sweet melopomene. She has the original Crumbly, and is aware of the basic design, so she could assist you in uncovering new features as well.
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haha, + u thought the atomic pie was the winner of this round? well i bet u nvr expected to encounter
THE H-PIE
no, it has nothing to do w/ hi-pie inc or wvr. sigh…alright, think H-BOMB! or, you can call it an eternal anarchy pie b/c i added the A thingie to it w/ choklit icing.
AND U KNOW WHAT? I THREW IT TOO. THAT MEANS UR ALL DEAD! YES. EVEN YOU. U LOST THIS ONE! ur all probably feeling relly sry for urselves now, but OOPS I FORGOT UR ALL DEAD! HA!
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And my weapon???
*Chicken Pot Pies Frodo*
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Aaaah, now I see it. Didsnm’t see it before
*Throws it at all the Norrisers*
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Ok, New, Updated List of the War Sides. To Heck With the Rebuilding Civilization! This is Far More Interesting!
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader)
Copper Bigfoot (status unknown)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (person who really must see her new destroying machine)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (resident lunatic/technological genius)
Norrisers:
hotstuff trinity (gosh, we haven’t heard from her in awhile either)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
Cello Girl (co-leader)
Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (wanna-be goth. large and in charge of this side)
Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)
People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. probably one of our next GAPAs.)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)
Pie-War Lovers:
GAPAs (definitely. they’ve been flinging pies left and right. probably best fighters for this side)
grounhog22 (MIA)
emogrl (quit war, I think.)
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis)
truaki (status unknown)
frankenfaerie (MIA)
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*Crumbles h-pie and therefore does not die*
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In mine, I’ve never looked at what eithger side is fighting for.
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I’M HERE!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
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Yeah!!!! Co-leader!!!!
Okily dokily.
*throws pie of life. Pie splats everywhere. Volcanoes errupt, forming continents. Atmosphere forms. Algae grows into ferns and trees.Single celled organisms evolve into sentient beings. Civizations grow, flourish, fall and then grow again. The world is re-built within a matter of seconds, there fore leaving it ready to be destroyed again.*
Enjoy.
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225- frankenfaerie was my olde name. so she’s here, but not really. i could always use her as my alter ego.
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Allow me to make a few corrections:
emogrl- oh, she’s DEFINITELY not MIA.
frankenfaerie- is sweet melpomene
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*combines Crumbly, Crumbly 2.0, the Sword of Endless Creamy-Filling, The belt of Ginger-and-Nutmeg-Flavored Crusts, The Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid, The Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart-Flavoredness, the Holy Pie Grenade, and a couple of old TIME magazines to create: The Neutral Knock-Out, thus protecting all neutrals from the H-PIE. Bet you didn’t know I could do THAT!*
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Hmm… the thread is silent… I need to make it loud again. Ok, here goes nothing:
Pwt is a girl.
*rushes to the bunkers to avoid impending doom. aah! why did I do this? just to have some excitement?*
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*hurls Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid at emogrl. I picked rhubarb flavor. can’t believe no one used that yet*
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do we actually get to rebuild civilization, or what?
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Just for Gwen…….
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ew i hate rhubarb!
hey everyone on the pie war lvrs side: lets clobber ppl w/ cobbler!
*grabs 42 thingies of...ugly fruit cobbler*
oh oh - eat ugly fruit! mrahr!
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What about Meee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * curse with the curse of ten thousand pies for not mentioning me!* and if you did mention me why didnt you ? I ♥ pie wars! * pies everyone*
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_______________________________
|…………IMPORTANT NOTICE…………|
|…………………………………………………….|
|Jadestone has decided that, sence…..|
|there is minimal support for her group,|
|(The Jadestone group, of course)……|
|she will sell herself out as an asasen..|
|in exchange for pie-weapons……………|
|Thank you……………………………………..|
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YAAAAY!!! *Is protected from H-Pie*
Now…. for the Pies…
*Chicken Pot Pies Otzi*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader)
Copper Bigfoot (party founder, currently in a Chciken Pot Pie Fetish)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (person who really must see her new destroying machine)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (resident lunatic/technological genius)
Norrisers:
hotstuff trinity (gosh, we haven’t heard from her in awhile either)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
Cello Girl (co-leader)
Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (wanna-be goth. large and in charge of this side)
Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)
People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. probably one of our next GAPAs.)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)
Pie-War Lovers:
GAPAs (definitely. they’ve been flinging pies left and right. probably best fighters for this side)
grounhog22 (MIA)
emogrl (quit war, I think.)
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis)
truaki (status unknown)
frankenfaerie (Switched to new identity)
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That didnt quite work. *pies everyone in sight*
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No one feels like rebuilding civilization at this very moment. Thanks for that, Vi.
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You’re welcome.
PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE!!!!
*PIES EVERYONE BUT THE NEUTRALS*
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*goes beserk*
*pies FantasyFan with prickly pear fruit pie*
Private message for JS
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Hey JS? That offer still valid? For this fine bunch of 1000 pineapple pies, could you join the Neutrals?
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I think I need more of a title than just co-leader. How about Cheif Plotter?
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I just made a big batch of pesto. I was planning to have it over spaghetti for dinner tomorrow — that is, until something came over me and I got the urge to pour it into a piecrust.
Pesto pie, anyone?
Here it comes … *splats of green spatter late-night pie-war lurkers* …
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*invents new, more fun test inventions for pie war*
*searches for Duncan_Quagmire*
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Violetfire, use the tank!!!! I worked for hours to build that thing and I didn’t build it just to sit in your garage! *hyperventilates momentarily* Ok. Sorry about that. Use it whenever you want, just use it soon.
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I must be the only neutral on Spring Break. Oh well. I know what I can do!
-For the first neutral to claim it, I present the Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry (haha, I come up with such cool weapon names!). This pie-archer’s dream is a monoflavor weapon, but is very handy when a situation requires precision and agility. Very good for long-range aim. One pie at a time.
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*pies the skipper with paprika potato pie* {] {] {]
* pies everyone else, including JS, with good old blueberry pie* (with a few special ingredients added)
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*tests Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry on FantasyFan*
They work!
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248- may i claim the Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry?
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First come, first serve, so you get it melopomene!
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I USE THE TANK!!!
EVERYBODY BUT THE NEUTRALS IS SPLATTED WITH GREAT GOBS OF MULTI-FLAVOR PIES! THIS CONTINUES FOR ONE HOUR, WHICH IS A LOT OF PIE, CONSIDERING THAT THE TANK SHOOTS 120 PIES A MINUTE!!! {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [} {] [}
For each Neutral, I present the Shield of Perfect Pie Protection. It’s a small device you strap to your back that protects you from all pies by generating a force field. Each of you gets one. Hurry! Put it on!
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Can you spot the key-lime?
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Let’s hold a war conference. CALLING ALL NEUTRALS!!!
*neutrals huddle together under their Shields of Perfect Pie Protection, and whisper hurriedly*
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score! *deviously splatters the gapas using the Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry and uses Crumbly to protect self from enemy fire*
*gets into huddle*
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*Joins huddle*
Ok, we seem to be doing pretty well in this war with Gwendolyns’s inventions and, sweet melpomene’s warrior abilities, Violetfire’s craftiness, Copper Bigfoot’s chicken pot pies, and my… erm, general awesomeness, but I think we need a war cry. Something catchy. Ideas?
*pies FantasyFan in return with a raspberry cream pie*
*pies everyone else, other than neutrals*
*ducks under sheild*
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*Joins Huddle, Too*
OOOOHH!!!!! Our war cry should bethis: TRA-LA-LA!!!!!!!
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*Claims Crumbly 2.0 for self*
*Asks sweet melopomene for help with the figuring out of its uses*
*yanks sword out of Nancy’s hands again, fending off pixiecorpse the wannabe goth with hilarious results*
*Returns sword*
*Applauds Vi on her tank usage*
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*pies Gwendolyn repetedly*
*Jions huddle seaching for a new regiment and or a peace treaty*
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*pies everyone with a humongous atomic pie–war ends, ’cause nobody’s left alive*
Well, that’s the end of that war, so can we just close down this thread or something, or is everybody having too much fun? Doesn’t seem very interesting to me, though…but that could just be me.
I suppose everybody else seems to think pieing each other is fun….Oh well. If that’s what you all want to do, then I suppose there’s no harm! Have fun!
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Erm, that was interesting on my part. Anyway
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Wow. Nothing left but a blighted landscape littered with crust and filling. Now are you ready to start rebuilding civilization from the ruins? You could finally build that Muse Academy you’ve been talking about for so long–a place where young people could learn to use pies only for peaceful–
*slips on a glob of banana cream and thuds into a, um, seated posture*
That’s not funny.
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NEVER!!!!!! I’m having far too much fun with my fellow neutrals! Plus, I perfected that Super-Secret Atomic Pie Defense shield just in time (wow, I love thematic conveniences)! That saved us all.
Because I feel like pampering myself, I have perfected a new pie weapon to replace the Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid, which will be put at the disposal of all neutrals.
-Behold! The glory that is the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries! This is a triflavor weapon, (the original flavors: apple, pumpkin, and blueberry) that is good for close-range assaults. Massive strength. All MINE!!!
*Uses Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries on Darth Yoda, who is stuck against the side of a random post in blueberry, apple, and pumpkin chains. Your hand-thrown pies are inferior!*
*Whips out digital camera and takes many photographs of the captive Darth Yoda*
*Shares pictures with laughing neutral comrades*
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Stop trying to end the Pie War already! We’re having too much fun. Eventually we’ll tire out, but until then.
*Launches cream filling at Michelle W.*
*laughs at Gwen’s pictures*
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Michelle W, sadly atomic pies have no effect on such complete and utter insanity. Even after they’re all dead from radiation, their ghosts keep up the fight. Quite frightening really.
The inventions are getting interesting. Verrrry interesting. Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries, Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid, and Shields of Perfect Pie Protection, oh my.
Not quite as catchy, is it?
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* pies nancy in revenge w/ magical pie of power*
* pies robert for looking so ridiculous* maybe its not funny but it looks stupid.
* pies everyone else with pies baked in my magical frisbee pie tin. this gives them the ability to soar around chasing after people and no one can steal it*
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Hahahahahaha. The Neutrals rule!
*Hunts down FantasyFan, wishes her a happy birthday. Decides to do something DEVIOUS!!!!!*
*Uses Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries on FantasyFan, trapping her next to Darth Yoda*
*Takes the time to do a very nice thing: sticks lit candles into a stray pie, uses the spear’s minimal level to write “Happy Birthday” in blueberry goo on it, and presents it to the imprisoned FantasyFan*
*Runs off trying to think of better weapons*
*Uses Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid on Michelle W., who happens to be passing by*
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thank you for the birthday pie! *sends pack of cherry pies searching for gwendolyn, and pies her*
*hunts down rest of neutrals and uses frisbee pie on them.
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*Takes away birthday pie leftovers and does something very un-Gwendolyn-ish: hand-throws a pie right into FantasyFan’s ungreatful face*
You don’t pie someone who just gave you a birthday present!!!!!!!! Let this be a lesson to all of you!
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I can’t believe I just hand-threw a pie. Normally I do it with all my cool inventions.
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All right, so my pie didn’t work. Guess I’ll just have to join in the pie war.
*pies Chuck Norris fans ’cause I’ve got no clue who the heck Chuck Norris is*
*pies Watership Down fans ’cause they’re there* Guess I might’ve just pied myself since I enjoyed WD…Interesting thought.
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255- you made it….shouldn’t you know how to use it? ……use the force………
261- *neutrals hide behind the tank and do not die*
*Crumbly-ifies Michelle W.*
*laughs*
*shoots FF with lingdonberry*
*laughs againe*
263- we’re helping civilization by making sure that no one goes hungry.
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You’d think I would, too… ok, I’m officially depostiting Crumbly 2.0 upon the Skipper. I’ve already got the spear. Enjoy!
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*Puts it on*
Now, for the pies!
*sends a triple pie to all the watership down haters*
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I said thank you.* grabs one of those inventions and uses it*
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*pies SM*
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*fiddles with Crumbly 2.0*
*accidently pummels random passerbies with chocoalte fudge*
OK, so it’s gonna take some figuring out. But I will master it.
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*commandeers Crumbly 2.0 to drown FF in a flood of creamy goodeness*
*laughs*
*returns Crumbly 2.0 to SN/LC*
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*takes out pie with teeth and pies Gwendolyn*
*escapes form chair and pies Gwendolyn*
*teams up with FantasyFan and pies Gwendolyn*
*does something else and pies Gwendolyn*
*builds super pie-catapult and pies Gwendolyn*
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ok.
I give up.
I am offically neutral, even to Gwendolyn, and, I am setting up a university on the art of pie-fighting near the battlefeild. Thank you for your time.
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* takes darth yodas abandoned pie catapult and sinks SM in a quagmire of strawberry rhubarb goo*
*pies everyone else*( exept the super- neutrals, who never pie anyone)
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*Eyes become mirrors of hate, just for cool effect*
*Turns down the hate levels to congratulate Darth Yoda, and uses spear on minimal to gently spray him with a shower of apple and pumpkin goo, as an ingurational formality*
*Asks civilly if he will lend me the pie catapult so I can make some modifications and commandeer it for an attack on FantasyFan and other enemies*
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nooooooow you’re neutral? psh. *pies DY*
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Skipper, I’m telling you that melopomene is the mistress warrior, and she can help you out with Crumbly 2.0!
FantasyFan, what invention did you take? Return it immediately, or I’ll do something very… interesting.
*Calls the other neutrals to war council*
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Darth Yoda, can I attend the university? I’d like to major in crusts.
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I ♥ PIE WARS!
*quickly builds an ANARCHY PIE launcher (made out of an old cattlepolt), + assails u all w/ anarchy cream pies*
suggestions for the name of this war:
museblog pie party
pie rebellion of 2006
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ANARCHY PIE is my new trademark
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I’ll hide under a rock and sing “Life During Wartime” by Talking Heads.
*gets hit by rock, which turns out to be massive stack of pie-time bombs*
Oh, really. This is horrible. Norrisers are warlike, Downers like bunnies, for Zark’s sake, and the whole thing is just one big joojooflop.
“There is one reason I do not like cowboys and indians-when the posse chase the hero he always go up a side turning and they always charge past. That is uterly wet. QED.” -Nigel Molesworth, the goriller of 3B
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*Runs around the thread using the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries, pinning random non-neutrals to the sides of posts with blueberry, pumpkin, apple, AND (due to recent alterations) chocostrawberry cream*
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I’m gonna take latin in school next year. I already know Summa Cum Laude, spago, and, uh, that is about all. But at least it’s a start.
I like pupkin, especially pie.
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*pies King George, because he hasnt been pied enough lately*
*fiddles some more with Crumbly 2.0*
*loud rumbling come from underneath a nearby pile of crust and banana-cream filling*
*runs over to investigate, but is distracted by the sight of Queenie singing to herself underneath a rock*
*pies Queenie*
*continues to investigate*
University, DY? Good idea. I can see it now
“The Museblog University of Pie Warfare”
or whatever you want to call it, seeing as it’s your Uni.
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* pies the neutrals w/ invention(im not telling you which one!) *
*pies everyone else*
here is a list of all my weopons:
super pie catapult
frisbee pies
stolen invention
regular pies
super pie tin sheild
a few other special items
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I volunteer to teach said class!
*Uses the Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries to wrap King George in a quadriflavor mess*
*Still has digital camera. Whips it out and takes some more embarassing pictures*
*Gets these framed and hung in the Neutral “Pie Victim Hall of Fame that I am starting…….. Now!*
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*pies gwendolyn w/ frisbee pies *
I already took the catapult. its mine now
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After investigating the pie crust and banana cream filling pile, I have found something so incredibly monumentally phantastique-lly awesomely horrendously [insert adjective of your choice here]ly powerful, I can’t even tell you what it is. But I will tell you that it has to do with Crumbly 2.0….
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244- I accept! I am now part of the neutrals for 1 week! 
PIE!!!!! [}[}[}[}
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229-Thou dareth to pie me! Thou shalt suffer for such a grievous insult, you wanker!
*builds impenetrable Russell-style fortress at edge of war-ground*
*sits in fortress reading back issues of Muse*
*redecorates fortress*
*orders out for pizza “What, you can’t deliver through a war zone? What is this? I object!” Dirk Gently special, if you’re wondering*
*dances to Lou Reed*
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“Thou darest,” QJ. What would Paul Baker think?
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I’ll list the University stuff when the GAPAs renew this thread.
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