Happy Birthday kokopellic! So you’re turning 13? That’s a good age…I still remember my 13th B-day. I wanted to go to the new indoor water park in Anchorage (that’s the largest city in Alaska, the capital, Juneau, is only like the third largest), but it had just opened and was really busy. We waited for at least a couple hours, then decided to go see a movie, came back later, but the line still had at least a couple hour wait. So, I didn’t get to go, and was really disappointed, but I had lots of fun anyway. I’ve gone to H2Oasis, since, and it’s fun, but nothing like the water parks in Florida. It’s gone the typical lazy river, wave pool, one short body slide, and a two person raft slide, called the Master Blaster, that twists all the way around the building once.
Anyway, Happy early Birthday! Hope it’s a good one!
(It’s still only the 28th here in Alaska, so not MY b-day yet…)
Thursday…*shudder* I always have bad Thursdays so I hope yours is better.
Plenty of ice cream to last through you the week
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So has anyone guessed the reason why my name is kokopellic and not kokopelli?
My fav colour happens to be (or not to be) green.
Random fact:
When I put markers in order, (or anything with colors,) I do this:
Yellow blue green red orange purple black brown.
happy birthday kokopellic! your name is relly kewl. it kinda sounds like a disease… but thats kewl….ooh ur favourite colours green? sweet! ill wear it tomorrow!
kokopellic, we know how old you are, ’cause on the Dates to Remember spot, it says you were born in ’93, so therefore, you’re turning 13. Oh, by the way, I’m not a day ahead of you, in fact, I’m a few hours behind you. I was wishing you and EARLY happy Birthday. Well, anyway, I’ll try to find something green to wear tomorrow, but I don’t have much in the way of green, but I’ll find something…
Happy early Birthday (or barfday if you prefer)!
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Ebeth The Former But Recently Rehabilitated Lurker says:
The bunny is an overused joke.
Here’s a factual joke. A bank robber in Bumpus, Tenn., handed a teller the following note: “Watch out. This is a rubbery. I hav an oozy traned on your but. Dump the in a sack, this one. No die packkets or other triks or I will tare you a new naval. No kwarter with red stuff on them, too.” Dr. Creon V.B. Smyk of the Ohio Valley Educational Council says such notes are, lamentably, the rule. “Right across the board, we see poor pre-writing skills, problems with omissions, tense, agreement, spelling and clarity,” he moaned. Smyk believes that the quality of robbery notes could be improved if criminals could be taught to plan before writing. “We have to stress organization: Make an outline of your robbery note before you write it,” he said. “Some of the notes get totally sidetracked on issues like the make, model and caliber of the gun, number of bullets, etc., until one loses sight of the main idea — the robbery.”
Who’s the dumbest thug here?
And another: A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.” The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
BWAH HA HA HA HA!
A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled– leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
– Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
– Britney Spears, Pop Singer
Happy Birthday!!!! I havent any idea why is kokopellic and not kokopelli. Because the first time you typed your name in to the box you accidently put a “c” at the end and then didnt want to change it, maybe?
Uh oh, my shirt is blue… better go grab a green one out of the laundry…
haaappy b-day. I’m wearing green. Sort of. Well, kind of really really lightish greenish yellow. Or something. Technicalities, technicalities. Anyway, my spirit is purely green as a kid’s drawing of a bush. (I would say as green as grass, but the grass is often decidedly brownish yellow, so i decided i needed a better analogy…stupid grass, not the right bleepin color *muttermutter*)
Wearing green. I even found a sort of teal-ish shirt.
27 (DP)- I will have you know that the stuffed green hpb is not an ‘overused joke.’ It is a present. What, you want me to put a bow around its neck or something?
Happy birthday! I’m wearing a green shirt and socks with bright green turtles on them. I hope you get (got–since it’s, what, 7:00 in VT now?) lots of good presents!
where on earth in the name of Gerard Way’s sexy bottom is Otzi? She loves kokopellic (if it’s not the same one,then I beg your miniscule pardon, I have severe issues). And I don’t see what this has to do anything, but I’m wearing a green tank top and gray pants. I normally wear all black, being my emo goth self, but you have caught me at a chance moment. consider yourself lucky.
@PC: Really? Hmm. OTZI!
@Pentatonikk: I’ve seen the bunny on sites all over the Internet. If it’s not a joke, it’s overused. BTW, thanks. I’d post a link to where I get my stuff, but the GAPAs would probably edit it out.
Anyways, I just want to say happy birthday. Earlier I said barfday, but I think you probably are sick to your stomach by now, so happy Birthday
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Whoops. Sorry, I missed it. What? I was doing math till real late. Ooo, that setence has so many grammer issues. Where did this whole ‘barfday’ thing come from? Well anyway, happy belated birthday, or barfday, whatever floats your boat. Personally, I wouldn’t mind a belated barfday.
Yeah I too am confused about this whole “barfday thing”. Explanations?
48- Hello, this is the museblog. Everyone loves everything (exept for Milton Rupines, who doesnt love LOTR). Its one big happy family. *ducks virtual pies that musebloggers launch for making such a cheesy remark*
HI. SORRY I MISSED IT. Oops the caps lock is still on from the WD thread… well, happy B-day! I give you a Muse towel to wear on Towel Day. It’s rather simple, sorry, but I’m not so good at these as I am at hpb’s.
Well, obviously he was giong through the alphabet looking for a letter to add to Kokopelli so as to not be a copyier, and Kokopellia sounds too girly, Kokopellib sounds like he has a cold, but Kokopellic was good.
Both Queenie J and Penguin were very close, so here you go: your bonus points.
This is what they were:
1. Italian
2. Spanish
3. French
4. German
5. Dutch
6. Portuguese
7. Russian
8. Norwiegen
9. Chinese
10. English
So….how’d you do?
63, you’re kokopelli now? oh, i guess otzi does love you then. all for the fact that she hooked up with some dude at the saas dance who asked for her number. i think she is over you.
Happy Birthday, first post whoot
The obligatory hpb:
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Happy Birthday!
Ha-P-bearthday Kokopellic!
Happy Birthday kokopellic! So you’re turning 13? That’s a good age…I still remember my 13th B-day. I wanted to go to the new indoor water park in Anchorage (that’s the largest city in Alaska, the capital, Juneau, is only like the third largest), but it had just opened and was really busy. We waited for at least a couple hours, then decided to go see a movie, came back later, but the line still had at least a couple hour wait. So, I didn’t get to go, and was really disappointed, but I had lots of fun anyway. I’ve gone to H2Oasis, since, and it’s fun, but nothing like the water parks in Florida. It’s gone the typical lazy river, wave pool, one short body slide, and a two person raft slide, called the Master Blaster, that twists all the way around the building once.
Anyway, Happy early Birthday! Hope it’s a good one!
(It’s still only the 28th here in Alaska, so not MY b-day yet…)
Oh, yeah, what’s the color? We can’t wear it if we don’t know what it is!
Thursday…*shudder* I always have bad Thursdays so I hope yours is better.
Plenty of ice cream to last through you the week
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AHHHHHH HOW DO THEY KNOW MY AGE?!?!?!?! Please tell me…
Gradster1
Wait just a second. I live in VT, and… Are you guys ahead a day of me?
My barfday is tomorrow.
Gradster(1)
So has anyone guessed the reason why my name is kokopellic and not kokopelli?
My fav colour happens to be (or not to be) green.
Random fact:
When I put markers in order, (or anything with colors,) I do this:
Yellow blue green red orange purple black brown.
Gradster(1)
Yay almost my barfday!
Gradster(1)
9 Because if the REAL Kokopelli came on, you’d be toast
Happy barfday.
happy birthday!!!!
(not barfday)
Disgusting! But since thats the way you want it, happy barfday and many nice stomick aches. *sends Virtual baggie for you to barf in*
Dont use the baggie till tomorrow!!!!!!
happy birthday kokopellic! your name is relly kewl. it kinda sounds like a disease… but thats kewl….ooh ur favourite colours green? sweet! ill wear it tomorrow!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy birthday!!!!
i never could get used to thursdays…
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cake. yum.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOKOPELLIC!!!!
kokopellic, we know how old you are, ’cause on the Dates to Remember spot, it says you were born in ’93, so therefore, you’re turning 13. Oh, by the way, I’m not a day ahead of you, in fact, I’m a few hours behind you. I was wishing you and EARLY happy Birthday. Well, anyway, I’ll try to find something green to wear tomorrow, but I don’t have much in the way of green, but I’ll find something…
Happy early Birthday (or barfday if you prefer)!
Happy b-day, whether birth or barf! I shall wear green. Green’s a cool color too. Almost as good as bloooooooooo. XD lol
bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
No, i didn’t have cereal for breakfast, thanks very much.
I did. But not the sugary kind. I had CHEERIOS! Go me! I love cheerios
lol, yes i know i’m sad.
i did not, however, check the chemical contents of that microwave egg-sausage-thingy-on-a-croissant that i did eat for breakfast. maybe i should have.
Green hair tie! YAAY! And I’ll make a green hpb (and in the process an oxymoron.)
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O O
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And a colourless green idea, from a loooong-ago issue of Muse.
Ain’t it just the purtiest li’l thing y’ ever did see?
The bunny is an overused joke.
Here’s a factual joke.
A bank robber in Bumpus, Tenn., handed a teller the following note: “Watch out. This is a rubbery. I hav an oozy traned on your but. Dump the in a sack, this one. No die packkets or other triks or I will tare you a new naval. No kwarter with red stuff on them, too.” Dr. Creon V.B. Smyk of the Ohio Valley Educational Council says such notes are, lamentably, the rule. “Right across the board, we see poor pre-writing skills, problems with omissions, tense, agreement, spelling and clarity,” he moaned. Smyk believes that the quality of robbery notes could be improved if criminals could be taught to plan before writing. “We have to stress organization: Make an outline of your robbery note before you write it,” he said. “Some of the notes get totally sidetracked on issues like the make, model and caliber of the gun, number of bullets, etc., until one loses sight of the main idea — the robbery.”
Who’s the dumbest thug here?
And another:
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.” The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
BWAH HA HA HA HA!
A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled– leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
– Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
– Britney Spears, Pop Singer
That was a birthday present, BTW.
happy birthday!
I’ll wear green then…
Happy real B-day
I know that is says 1993 but I want to know how they know my barfdate is 1993!
Whatever, and thanks for all the good wishes!
I suppose since the name on the thread is kokopellic, I’ll sign off as kokopellic.
Kokopelli(c)
Happy Birthday!!!! I havent any idea why is kokopellic and not kokopelli. Because the first time you typed your name in to the box you accidently put a “c” at the end and then didnt want to change it, maybe?
Uh oh, my shirt is blue… better go grab a green one out of the laundry…
nobody’s allowed to be called kokopelli except himself.
haaappy b-day. I’m wearing green. Sort of. Well, kind of really really lightish greenish yellow. Or something. Technicalities, technicalities. Anyway, my spirit is purely green as a kid’s drawing of a bush. (I would say as green as grass, but the grass is often decidedly brownish yellow, so i decided i needed a better analogy…stupid grass, not the right bleepin color *muttermutter*)
happy birthday!
i rather coincidentally know two other people with your birthday.
*wearing green*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (BARFDAY)!!!!!!!!!
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Kokopellic wouldn’t be Kokopelli (C), would it? As in Kokopelli copyright?
Wearing green. I even found a sort of teal-ish shirt.
27 (DP)- I will have you know that the stuffed green hpb is not an ‘overused joke.’ It is a present. What, you want me to put a bow around its neck or something?
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( ..)
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But then the angle brackets mess it up. So no bow. I guess you’ll just have to stick with the normal one. The ‘overused joke’ one. I am so sorry for the existence of this terrible tragedy.
The stupid criminal thing was very funny, by the way.
happly birthday! 13 is a very good age… AND you’re officially a teenager:)
Happy birthday! I’m wearing a green shirt and socks with bright green turtles on them. I hope you get (got–since it’s, what, 7:00 in VT now?) lots of good presents!
im wearing greenish blue. well, turquoise.
where on earth in the name of Gerard Way’s sexy bottom is Otzi? She loves kokopellic (if it’s not the same one,then I beg your miniscule pardon, I have severe issues). And I don’t see what this has to do anything, but I’m wearing a green tank top and gray pants. I normally wear all black, being my emo goth self, but you have caught me at a chance moment. consider yourself lucky.
@PC: Really? Hmm. OTZI!
@Pentatonikk: I’ve seen the bunny on sites all over the Internet. If it’s not a joke, it’s overused. BTW, thanks. I’d post a link to where I get my stuff, but the GAPAs would probably edit it out.
*cries* It’s not my birthday anymore!!!
Ummm I don’t get post 44…
Gradster(1)
Wow… Nobody can guess it! It’s just because I found the name kokopelli to be too holy.
Gradster(1)
And I suppose it could be kokopelli copyright…
Again
Gradster(1)
Why not just gradster.
Anyways, I just want to say happy birthday. Earlier I said barfday, but I think you probably are sick to your stomach by now, so happy Birthday
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Kokopellic, Otzi doesn’t love you. She loves Kokopelli, which is different.
Happy birthday!
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And the color is…?
it’s blue and white! o_o
Whoops. Sorry, I missed it. What? I was doing math till real late. Ooo, that setence has so many grammer issues. Where did this whole ‘barfday’ thing come from? Well anyway, happy belated birthday, or barfday, whatever floats your boat. Personally, I wouldn’t mind a belated barfday.
Yeah I too am confused about this whole “barfday thing”. Explanations?
48- Hello, this is the museblog. Everyone loves everything (exept for Milton Rupines, who doesnt love LOTR). Its one big happy family. *ducks virtual pies that musebloggers launch for making such a cheesy remark*
HI. SORRY I MISSED IT. Oops the caps lock is still on from the WD thread… well, happy B-day! I give you a Muse towel to wear on Towel Day. It’s rather simple, sorry, but I’m not so good at these as I am at hpb’s.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!!! WEEEEEEEE CAN YOU TELL I IS HYPER?!?!?! YAAAAAA I BET YOU CAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kokopellic? Did I miss something, prithee? Where does that ‘c’ come from? Wha?
Happy birthday, dream-rabbit. And many happy returns of.
Compleanno felice! ¡Cumpleaños felices! Joyeux Anniversaire! Glücklicher Geburtstag! Gelukkige Verjaardag! Feliz aniversário! С днем рождениÑ! Glad Fødselsdag!
幸ç¦çš„生日ï¼Happy Birthday! Yay!
Pink-bunny bonus points if you know what language any of those are in!
Well, obviously he was giong through the alphabet looking for a letter to add to Kokopelli so as to not be a copyier, and Kokopellia sounds too girly, Kokopellib sounds like he has a cold, but Kokopellic was good.
Portugese, Spanish, French, German, Danish, Russian, and there ends my knowledge.
God. I need to get the April issue. Stupid US postal service. Curses.
Portugese, Spanish, French, German, Danish, ?, Russian, Swedish or Norweigan or Finish or something, and Chinese? I have no idea.
Happy birthday!
34- and Larry Goenick
muahahahahaaaa………
I AM THE GREAT KOKOPELLI!!!!
C.
Gradster(1)
Both Queenie J and Penguin were very close, so here you go: your bonus points.
This is what they were:
1. Italian
2. Spanish
3. French
4. German
5. Dutch
6. Portuguese
7. Russian
8. Norwiegen
9. Chinese
10. English
So….how’d you do?
63, you’re kokopelli now? oh, i guess otzi does love you then. all for the fact that she hooked up with some dude at the saas dance who asked for her number. i think she is over you.
happy bday koko!
