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Wheee! New thread! *Throws spike pies O doom everywhere*
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agagabagabag
Beavo
CheezeFries
Cliff Eagle
C++Darkmage
Donaldo the Supercoolie Awesome Nerd
Irregular Bump with Copious Fur
Red-tailed HAWK
TNO
Violindino
That’s a list of Zemtee folks, but many don’t even come on the blog any more.
I made it alphabetical, as I didn’t want to make myself look important or something by putting my name at the top!
That’s from the last thread, so people see it…
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Sort of good cannon…only one opening.
*PIES YOU IF YOU AREN’T WITH ZEMTEE!!!!!!!!!*
ZEMTEE R0CKS! *COLLECTS R0CKS FROM ZEMTEE AND PUTS IN PIES*
PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! PIES!!!!!!!!!!
¡IBCF!-CAN I USE THE SPIKE PIE O DOOM? IT PWNS!
Urk, got stuck incaps locks there, sorry ’bout tha-TYEAH CAPS LOCK WOOT PIES NON-ZEMTEE FOLKS YEAH!
RED-TAILED HAWK
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2- Yes, you may use my spike pies if you can figure out how to make them. I don’t want to share my secret recipe with the world, though. *pies all opposition*
you can remove CheezFries, he’s “underage” well, 10, and my dad flipped out about him blogging. But not me, I’m still here!
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\____ coconut cream ____/
4- Why did your dad flip out?
because he’s afraid that some crazy dude will do something.
6- Like what? Tell your dad everything’s moderated. How dare he mistrust the GAPAs!
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HPB Cannon! Yep, this is the world-ender. As soon as the HPB lands, the cannon uses its bright color as a tracer, then shoots spikes at the HPB!
*PIES ALL WITH RHUBARB CHERRY PIES*
PIES ALL WITHOUT RHUBARB CHERRY PIES
Hey! It’s a creme pie! With levitating spikes! Cool.
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*PIES ALL BECAUSE OLD MAN MACDOUGAL IS A NEWBIE*
PIES YOU RIGHT BACK BECAUSE I AM LIKE THE GIRL IN FANTASTIC FOUR AND CAN REPEL STUFF
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I’m so tired! But I can still throw pies!
PIES U IF YOU AREN’T WITH ZEMTEE BECAUSE WE ARE COOL AND OUR PIES PWN AND PIE AND ARE CREAMY AND APPLE-Y AND TASTY YEAH
TANKS ATTACK!!!! *BLOWS HORN OF HERBNESS AND PIENESS PIES ALL!*
MARCH! ATTACK! *CHARGES FORWARD WITH BIG SWORD —||====================+
THAT IS A BIG SWORD! IT ISN’T SHARP ENOUGH TO CUT PEOPLE THOUGH, JUST CUT MACHINERY.
CANNONS FIRE! FIRE HPBS CARRYING SEVERAL PIES AND A SWORD EACH! SEND IN THE TROOPS!
*TROOPS
*
THIS ENDS THIS VERY LONG AND SCARY POST IN CAPS
becuase CAPSLOCKPWNSYEAHW00tYUP!
BECAUSE I’M TIRED!PLEASE BE LOOKING AT MY POST TOOO ON THIS THREAD FOR THE LIST OF ZEMTEE FOLKS!
I’M SORRY, I’M JUST VERY TIRED AND CAPS LOCK IS THE CURE! GOOO CAPS LOCK!
I WILL NOW END THIS POST.
RED-TAILED HAWK
*flings, casts, chucks, hurls tosses and otherwises throws various pies, flans, dumplings, tarts, cobblers, donuts, croissants, cakes, rolls and other assorted pastries at Andrew, Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon, MissSwann, and Old Man Macdougal*
12- Have the HPBs taken control over you?
now, when the pie war part one is deleted, how do you make th original spike pie? you know, the one that you highlight, press cntrl-c then cntrl-v? the one you cant make with > | ____ ^?
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*Throws gargantuan pie of doom (which is the size of Australia) at everyone on Zemtee* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡
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_[O][O][O] BIG TANK!!
_[O][O][O] Say ‘ello to my leetle friend…
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*uses black hole named Spot to swallow gargantuan pie of doom (which is the size of Australia) and shoot it into the parellel univers version of eragon, so that the version of eragon on this thread is hit by a phantom GPoD(WitSoA)*
15- That’s L’Equipe Noir weapons! You can’t use them!
*presses big red button of destruction* There. Now any L’Equipe Noir stuff in possession of an enemy is neutralized into pie crust dust.
Wait, is eragon on L’Equipe Noir?
Okay, news. First, l strongly suspect that The Evil One and Greekgurl are the same person. That isn’t fair.
Cliff Eagle: Indian pride, man! Even if l’m only 5/32… slightly more than 1/8
*Pies Kagz with hot tar pie*
yeah 19, reprezent. Has Lequipe Noir broken off from the Prancing unicorn slayers or is it just me.
[ever read the underland chronicles?] Launches into rager mode, karatying people and hpbs everywhere. GOGOGO MY TROUPS OF UNKNOWN STRANGETY
DFCFUJIKO;.’/
[ever read the underland chronicles?] Launches into rager mode, karatying people and hpbs everywhere. GOGOGO MY TROUPS OF UNKNOWN STRANGETY
DFCFUJIKO;.’/fgt`yh`jkjmer5t6yu`ioklm
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mndeswaqWSEDRTFGYHU`JIKL;'[`]
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[those are my mutated troups]
[whoops, i forgot one of the ‘n’s in missswann.]
[A Typo Gnome has been dispatched to the service of MissSwann. –Gnome Coordinator]
I just checked, and no, eragon’s not on L’Equipe Noir. So I used the big red button of destruction righteously.
22-Ooookay.
17- Oh, I was talking about the Rubik’s Cannon and mobile defense thingy. Not the gargantuan pie of destruction (which is the size of Australia).
I pie u all!
*Pies everyone on L’Equipe Noir and PUS with spike pie O doom*
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15- Hey! That was my gargantuan pie of doom (which is the size of Australia)! *Pies Eragon again)
I’m still here, but only just. I don’t see why this should continue.
28- *gasp* What? Of course this should continue! What will we do with our spare time if we can’t throw pies at each other?
28- Yes, good Beavo. This thread is totally pointless, why do we keep it? These threads are boring when scheduled; they need to erupt spontaneously so that we know what we’re fighting for.
29- Er…Have you ever heard of discussion, the purpose of the MB?
yeah i agree this is getting boring.
If peace breaks out, this could be the first war in history that ended because people got bored with it.
32- Not true. The Anglo-Zanzibar War in 1896 was over in 38 minutes because Sultan Hamad of Zanzibar was bored over it, so he called for peace.
32- Not true on MB, either. I proposed the Lemon Meringue Treaty because I was bored with the first Pie War. Since a lot of people signed it, I assume they were bored too.
Interesting. Or not. Well, we’ll just have to make history in other ways.
I wish more people in the real world would decide war is boring and learn to play the piano or something.
35- Or throw pies at each other instead of shooting. Less people get hurt, same amount of inconvenience and mess.
I would argue that it’s pointless and random, but those are two things I like. A lot. I guess it’s because nothing happens except for newbies run around screaming about “Pie O Dooms” and such.
OK its official. I will disband from the Classic Pie War. Sorry, but there’s no point and its just getting random. I don’t know where Lequipe noir popped up, and if their on Zemtee or PUS or if they are there own group. But I, Cliff Eagle Teh Pwnage, will not fight anymore. Sign if you agree.
Thank you, Mr. Gnome.
PIE EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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38- …How sad… You aren’t properly informed yet, and have participated in a pie war. You don’t know of the existence of the dominating side, the Jadestone Side, formed by the great Jadestone herself. (I’m on it, by the way.
) Zemtee is a troublesome side formed by Red-tailed HAWK, and I have no clue what PUS is. What about the Op, though? You can’t have a pie war without the JS side or without the Opposition. It just isn’t…right…
btw, why is your name Teh Pwnage? First of all, “Teh”. “T” in particular. It should be “t”, making “teh”, making “teh Pwnage”. And it’s just totally self absorbed to say that you are “the pwnage”, “teh pwnage” is just obnoxious.
40- PUS is Prancing unicorn slayer. Teh Pwnage was a suggestion from former MBer Cheezfries, my brother. Cliff Eagle is just boring. Teh is capitalized because it is part of my name and is a proper noun.
41-If you’re explaining why you have it capitalized, why did you not capitalize it in your post name?
If nobody is going to fight anymore, we might as well close down this thread. In fact, I say we should ban all aggresive pie throwing at other MBers. Peace, finally!
42- whoops typo
So be it! Henceforth all pieing shall be performed in a spirit of warmth and friendly solidarity, until we change our minds.