Bunny Apocalypse, Part 3
Continued from Part Two.
Date: June 11, 2008
Categories: Hot-Pink Bunnies, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
Monday, 6 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Continued from Part Two.
Date: June 11, 2008
Categories: Hot-Pink Bunnies, RRRs, RPWs, and RPGs
a new thread! finally. though I just got there…….
Baylee looked around. “Where are we Kokonilly?” She then finally noticed the other person who had been with them.
(First Post?)
“Where am I?”
((349 and 403- sorry tp abandon you unexpectedly. I got banned for a few datys.))
I stare around the hot pink cave that used to be Avongirl’s mind room. I glance at Bookworm, hoping he ((is that right? or is it her? I am very bad at telling. I thought IBCF was a he)) would have an idea. with no answer, I say “are there such things as mental cleaning tools? like mops and stuff? ’cause I think we need something like super-bleach 2000 and the new sani-mop. ((niter of which acctually exist.))”
another one?
((Yikes, we go through threads like wildfire!!!! What fun!
3- I feel for you. My mom didn’t ban me, but she said I can’t be checking the blog every few hours- “You only have a twenty minute turn on the comp. Do it then.” Frankly, that ban has partially dissolved due to finals ))
Thank you sooooo much, GAPAs.
“I don’t know, Earthgirl. I see two AvalonGirl’s, though. One is bunnified, and one is not. I think it’s fairly obvious we must destroy one…”
((3- Um. I am a he.))
((Oh, yes- thanks a ton GAPAs!!))
I was in the submarine, cooking my icy rocky orange jagged Titanian pies while being very bored.
((10- we have GOT to get you in somehow. Bloggers are NOT supposed to be bored. That is, like, against all Museblogging rules. Does anyone have any ideas to get the Crazy Titan Nerd in here? I know that there is a list of options in post 352 of Bunny Apocalypse, Part 2, but are there any other ideas?))
((Well, we could instantly throw her into a life-threatening situation!))
(( ))
(( You did that to me! ))
GIVE HER TO THE EVIL….
hot pink bunnies…
not the good ones…
the bad ones…
((-10 here’s a list of jobs open, created by me:
Weapon master
Assistant healer
Bunny Assassin
Rock of good sense
Skilled hypnotist
The person who kills the black bunny
Warrior
Dithering idiot, but please, I beg you, don’t choose that as your character.))
Non-dithering idiot.
Cook
Computer techie
Assistant scientist
I hope this was helpful.))
((What am I? I’ll be a computer techie if nothing else.))
((10- Um, I coming down to see what the sub on the rock is, and obviously that’s you. Never fear, Zinc the vanquishher of boredom is here!))
The submersible landed on the gravel with a horrible scraping noise. The sub was not Bunja sub, thank heavens, so I grabbed the IUBD and set out. When I reached the sub, I knocked on the front window where a person had put up shades. A hand reached up to pull the shades away, But the hand was orange! “Geep! Oh, it’s Crazy Titan Nerd. Hi!!!” I said while wavingg franticly. He/she had looked bored out of her/his mind, but perked up when they saw somet ing intresting.h
((I am a she))
(but oh well)
“Hello, Earthling!” I smiled at Zinc the Sorceress. I showed her the jagged, icy, rocky ,orange, and cold Titanian pies I made. “I wonder what will happen if I threw these at those semi- adorable pink bunnies?” I asked. I wondered if I shall try.
16. I’ll take weapons but can i do a pie warfare class?
Check out my rocket propelled pie!
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((-20 dude, we need to fill you in on the plot.))
((20 – Do you even know what Bunny Apocalypse is?))
((I don’t think s/he even is really a poster. S/he’s been posting sporadically since May, but never really comes on for very long. But we can welco0me him/her and fill them in on the plot.))
((Are you a neophyte? *Pies* Wait… Thursday Next Toast? Are you on the Toast Marketing Board?))
((Internet Returned!!! I am entirely confused – why are we in a submarine? And can someone rewrite me in?))
((I guess I’ll go read the last thread. (/lazy) ))
“Who- Turquoise? Is that you? Boy, have I got a story to tell you…”
((Batlesrockr? You there?))
beatlesrockr is not here at the moment she is at best buy .. by the way … never mind….
“I’m here! I’ve been lurking in the background. Are you okay?”
((Thanks for the list, ZVX. Can I be a computer techie?))
“Oh, I’m fine. But apparently I was hypnotized by the black bunny. I was shoved into a trunk. I woke up when groundhog opened it. I had no recollection of anything to do with the hypnotizing. Apparently, I was dying. So then they entered my mind, got rid of the black bunny’s presence, and I’m all better now!” *eyes mysteriously turn black* *shakes head* “So, how are you?”
((Beatlesrockr? …YOU HAD BETTER COME SOON! It’s getting a bit exciting!))
*is freaked out by eyes* “Ehhh…I’m okay…. I’m kind of confused as to what we are doing right now. Where did the HPBs go? And what was with your eyes?”
My question was answered by a mysterious black pair of ears rising from behind a box.
((I feel useless. *wanders off*))
((-28 of course! You’ll have to find a computer though…improvise one, or you can ask G22, who’s in charge of inventions and (I think) is in charge of Bunny Apocalypse. Have at it, but remember, all your computer “info” must e 100% accurate. ))
“What?” I whirled from recharging a blaster, and saw Kokonilly.
((I guess I forgot to hit that oh-so-small-hard-not-to-miss submit button))
While Kokonilly and Turquoise talk, Baylee decides to check around the cave. As she was enjoying some bright blue lights that bathed the northern wall, a black figure jumped out from behind a rock. Startled, Baylee fell into the blue light and all of sudden had energy. She got out a grenade pie and threw it at the bunny, missed, and got a scottish sour blueberry, it hit the target and it went limp, but jumped and attacked. A huge gash in her left arm appeared, and again, she fell in the water. The water turned purple, and the gash was oozing blood, but then turned to a scar. She threw another pie -this time a poison berry pie- and it hit the bunny once again. It hid behind a rock and Baylee called Kokonilly while scooping up some of the blue liquid. She would examine it later in the lab when they got back. If they got back.
I was too startled to move. the black bunny sprang across, slightly deterred by Baylee’s pies, but intent on it’s victims. Slashing with a heavy dagger, it hit once on my side, then swung at the other MBers. A haze of red mist was rising before my eyes, but it didn’t stop the realization. The bunny would win.
((Said who? And I’d like to be the black bunny slayer, possibly.))
I had been playing spider solitaire peacefully in the backround, until I heard screams. I whirled in my swivel chair- there was the black bunny, wielding a sword and going after all in sight. I hit the intercom button.
“Groundhog, get in here ASAP- code black for black bunny!!” I reached down beside my chair to get a new depigmetizer dart. It was then that the black bunny noticed me.
B.B.- *sees vision of Kitty wielding a sword* *snarls* *swipes at others and then heads for Kitty.*
((Sorry peoples! I was on a plane for 12 hours, and then I was sleeping for 12 hours, getting over my jetlag.))
I rushed away from Alice, who appeared to be unresponsive anyway. Obviously she’d been hypnotized for too long. As I rushed into the main room, I saw the black bunny advancing on Kitty. I drew my depigmentizer gun and shot a few darts into the vile beast. But instead of shriveling up and turning white, it just got angry at me and started to advance on me instead. At least it wasn’t attacking Kitty anymore, but my life looked like it was bout to be significantly shortened.
“What? What happened to my eyes? BAYLEE? Stop getting yourself into trouble!” I sighed and walked into the cave. “What the –” “No time!” Baylee screamed. “HELP MEEEEEE!”
I joined into the ongoing battle and took out my shield. I swayed a little bit, but nobody noticed.
Then I collapsed.
((I went camping, but I’m baaaack!!! Also, we need everyone grouped together so we don’t have so many side plots. And what happened to the population that aren’t refugees?)
((Continued from 19)) “Um, they look, dangerous?! Eh-heh-heh…” *is nervous* “Um, maybe you should come up to the station. I have a strange something isn’t right. Although,” I add, “Nothing’s been right since they took over…”
((Last post- I meant to say, “I have a strange feeling something isn’t right”
((*comes back* *still feels useless*
((uhh…bookworm? are we still in AvonGirl’s mind room? if so, I;d kind of like to finish up and go fight the black bunny)) ((sorry for my semi-prolonged absense)) 7- ok, if you deal with the Avongirl’s I’ll deal with her room.” with that, I concentrate REALLY hard amd make the nessecary cleaning impliments show up bu pressing harder on the 27th vertabrae. I get to work onthe floor firs to so I can stand withoudt being contaminbunnified.
((IBCF- where are you coming back from? If you join the fight you probably won’t be useless. You are a good fighter.))
The black bunny turned, snarling even more, toward groundhog. It was at that moment that Kokonilly collapsed.
“Kokonilly!” I screamed.
*enters room to see fight* “Ooo, another one of you guys! Hello, you black fuzzy thing! Care to dance?” *holds metal piping behind back*
*black bunny growls and lunges*
*sidesteps lunge* “Not to coordinated, are we?”
*black bunny lunges again*
*prepares to clobber bunny with piping*
*black bunny quickly stops lunge and backs up*
“Good idea. Being hit on the head by metal piping tends to cause brain damage.”
BA. ((This whole post is in AvalonGirl’s MindRoom. I am my MindShape.)) I picked up a small poisoned dagger from my belt. I examined it, and then walked over to the beds. There were two AvalonGirl Mindshapes. One was regular, but one was the bunnified spirit. I guessed we hadn’t gotten rid of it completely. I stabbed it in the heart and watched in disintigrate in that way MindShapes do… Instantly, the room began to grow less bright and pink. Satisfied, I turned to EarthGirl’s MindShape. “Well, that’s the end of that!” I said, grinning. Suddenly, though, I felt a sudden stabbing pain. “Shoot!” I said, “Something’s hurting my bod-” I felt my MindShape disintigrating. This could only mean one thing. While my mind had been wandering, someone had attacked my body…
((Continued from 38)) “Well, I’m going back up. They might need some help. Bye!” I said, and I waved madly as I swam back up. As I exited the airlock, I was stunned to see the black bunny, a collapsed Kokonilly, and, in short, chaos. “HEY! BLACK BUNNY! OVER HERE!” I screamed. My hands to my mouth as I realized what I had just said. “Oh cake, what have I done?!” I muttered to myself as the black bunny swiveled its head toward me, giving groundhog enough time to ((what weapon can you use to kill the black bunny? Fill it in here.)) the black bunny, and miss. The black bunny snickered at the missed weapon, and advanced toward me. I stood like a deer in headlights. “ZINC!!! RUN!!!†yelled kittymine. But the black bunny held me in its gaze. My head started to go fuzzy. I gave a moan, and I toppled.
“Kokonilly! KOKONILLY!!!!” Baylee shook Kokonilly but she did not wake up. She pushed a button that was attached to her suit, and out sprang The Bunny Slayer 2000. With Smart Pie equipped on the back that was only used for emergencies ((sorry, I’ll finish this later, fathers day presents ))
((46- Rats. I was hoping I could be the savior that dramatically defeats the black bunny)).
((Snap. My last post seems really out of place. Ah well. I’m unconcsious, BTW.
*walks up behind black bunny* “Look up.” *swings metal pipe down*
((The Bunny Slayer 2000? *said dripping with sarcasm* ))
((50-Hehe, gotta think of something ;), 47- IBCF, you can defeat the black bunny, I really don’t care.))
Baylee gave the smart pie to IBCF, and took out a MP3, playing some music. In fact, it was 3/4 time music. The new bunny proof suits were almost done, but she took the MP3 player from one. The song that was playing was “Whatever Gets You Through the Night” her favorite song by John Lennon, she was enjoying herself when finally, came the time for IBCF to……..
((“Whatever Gets You Through the Night” isn’t in 3/4 time, but “Norwegian Wood” and “She’s Leaving Home” are. You might want to switch when the bunnies show up.))
I stirred slightly. I heard screaming, shouting, and drifted in and out of consciousness ((hooray for spell check!)) as I had terrible nightmares of the black bunny. It’s too close… I thought. It’s getting to me… again…
((52- Oh darnit, I guess the music I checked was a different version *checks music sheet for piano* yup, it is.))
She switched the song to Norwegian Wood (thankfully, another one of her favorites, which she downloaded from the Rubber Soul album) just in time.
((-35 you can’t be the slayer. you’ve already killed a black bunny back in the tunnels.))
I snatched a sword and lashed out at the black bunny. Confusion raged throughout the room, a swirling mass of screams, laughs, (from the bunny) and random chaos. Shots echoed around, and suddenly, Bookworm fell, apparently no longer in Mind-Shape.
my body snatches it’s hands from avongirl’s back as soon a bookworm disinegrated. back in my body, I take in the chaotic situation. ((BTW, what happened to the nice HPBs? we could use them here… unless they died… )) I grab an archery set and start firing close range at the black bunny. even when I missed i somehow managed to steer the WOODEN arrows away from my friends. as my quiver is almost emptly I glance out the window desperatly… and see the PERFECT wepon against a black bunny! an orange, icy sharp pie like none on this planet. we need those pies!! and the weird looking person who made them. ((hello crazy titan nerd!))thinking about how much we need those pies, I see vines come out of nowhrer and start to pull the tiatan and the pies towards the sub/lab. ((that should help you get involved and I got to use my earth powers! ))
((What–didn’t I just whack the black bunny with the metal piping??? Argh! *is terribly confused*))
((i know, but did it die? I want to include the Crazy TItan Nerd, and this might work. besides, I just came out of Avongirls mind room, so mabey earthgirl didnt know you whakced it? I just wanted to be incluseive)) ((Crazy Titan Nerd? where are you? I just got you involved!))
as I watch the vines, I get knocked out by a missle that breaks through the window, hitting me and letting water into the lab. “bunja? what? oh no! FLOOD!” I cry incomprehensivly as I crumple to the floor ((bye for now))
((thanks!))
I felt useless. Zinc has gone away, so I was bored once again. I drove the submarine up to (where?) and parked. I grabbed a few of my pies with the submarine’s tentacles and aimed it at what looked like a black bunny. Of course, the pies splashed everywhere so I didn’t know if I hit the black bunny. “Oh, I sure hope that I didn’t hit an Earthling…”
((I’m not doing anything right now, so…))
I bolted up and screamed, in a cold sweat. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Shut UP, Kokonilly!” I heard. “The black bunny’s here!”
“Where… am… I…? What am I doing?” I mumbled.
“Oh, cake.”
BA
((in third person as I am unconsious))
earthgirl falls to the floor behind avongirl as the water begins to trickle into the lab. deep beyond her conciousness, earthgirl hopes that the others herad her and will fix the window so they won’t all die. then she remembers the titan and his /her pies and hopes he/she gets there in time to stop the bunja reinforcemments. this is her last thought before her mind begins to be taken over by a recently vacated HPB, the very one that she helped to expell from Avongirl’s mind. Her body shows no signs of the change exept that her ears slowly start to turn pink…duh duh duh duu-uh ((whee! I get to be possesed by the bunnies! I think I was one of the few people who hadnt))
Kokonilly screamed. And Baylee shouted. “Kokonillllllllllly!” Baylee let out a groan. With 3 people down what were they supposed to do? The sub/lab was letting water in quickly and they were sinking. “What to do, what to do?” In her mind Help! Started playing loudly. “Now I’ve found I’ve changed my mind, and opened up the doors,” “Help me get my feet back on the ground” “My independence seems to vanish in the haze” that was it! She through open the air-locked doors of the sub and took out the colored water. A purple haze hung over it. She poured it on the ground and as everyone was trying to get out, they started to be lifted up and out. “It must be the gases from the liquid mixed with the Hydrogen from the water that makes us rise. She noticed other things were rising too, and pretty soon, the whole sub was up and out of the water. Just then she was hit in the back with something spiky………
((Sorry guys- post 42 is by ME, not groundhog. Sorry for any confusion. Also, I don’t mind if you kill the black bunny IBCF.))
I was pulling injured people to the side when the leak started. “Great! Just what we need- a flood.” Putting ZVX down gently, I hurried over to Groundhog’s store of pietanium, grabbing a pietanium sheet and a welding torch. Turning the torch on, I walked as fast as I could toward the smashed window. As I expected, the bunny saw me. Using the pietanium as a shield, I pointed the torch at the bunny, enveloping it in flames ((it is not dead, just toasted)). I then ran toward the window and started patching it ((this is rather hard to do with water pouring in)) as the fight went on behind me. I just hoped that someone would watch my back.
As the lab floated to the surface, I groaned. The leak would be fixed easily now, but we’d be easy targets for helibunnies, which I assumed would be waiting for us. And we needed to attach ourselves to the Base. There was only one thing to do. After Kitty patched the leak, I made the lab sink back into the water. Then I activated the external weapons system to target the bunja submarines. The problem with this was that the shots could hit any people on the outside too. I turned on the radio and spoke into it. “Anyone on the outside, be very careful! I just had to turn on the external weapons, and they’ll fire at you if you’re between one of the guns and a bunja submarine, just to try and get at the submarine! So you’ll need to watch out!” I turned off the radio. Then I turned towards the toasted black bunny. It still appeared to be conscious. That was not good.
((I am still knocked out, so this is in third person))
inside earthgirl’s mind a battle was being fougth between her mindself, who was turning a pretty shade of green because of her waxing powers and the pink bunny, whick was looking more and more like her as it took over. her real self had not sucumbed only because it had fought bunnies befor in Avongirl’s and Kokonilly’s minds. eventually the battle grew so ferocious that earthgirl began to have sesures on the floor which did not help the wepons or the leaky window. ((someone help me!))
I turned my face to groundhog22. “Toss it out in the water, back
where it’s friends are.” The knife wound was bleeding unstoppably, weakening my voice.
“Stands to reason, doesn’t it…besides, a nice little crack at it…..dang knife….”
My MindShape floated. I wasn’t in AvalonGirl’s mind anymore, although it had been healed. Something must have hurt my body. I hoped this wasn’t death. It would be terribly inconvient to die now, with the bunnies still alive. I hoped William would have croaked before me. “Hey, maybe I’m not dead,” I thought, trying to comfort myself. It didn’t work. I knew the symptoms of all known diseases, hypnosis, and bunnification that bunnies could give. This didn’t have any. My only thought was Death. I hoped it wasn’t permanent…
((Third person, unconcious right now.))
Zinc’s mind could see the battle, only it wasn’t happening in real life. It was a bizzare reality, where everyone was writhing in pain while the bunnies stood over them, and William watching over it all. He zoomed in, saying, You are fighting a losing battle. Surrender now and we may spare you and your friends. Give up, biped. Your time has come. Zinc’s mindshape returned, No! I refuse! If we surrender, you’ll just kill us all! Unwise choice. William said. RETURN! And Zinc woke up.
The first thing that popped into my head was that I heard the Beatles. “…Baylee? ((or Beatlesrockr, whatever your name is in BA)) You okay?” She then turned around feebly and collapsed. I stood up, wobbling, and dragged Bayee to the side. I shook her, but nothing happened. I flipped her over… and… “What happened? You’re hurt!” I whipped out my little first aid kit I always carried with me ((maybe I should have mentioned that earlier)) and patched up her back.
“Kokonilly! look, Zinc!” for in that moment, Zinc started writhing and thrashing, face screwed in pain at whatever vision she was seeing. “Give me the medicine for Baylee, and tend to her. I never was much of a medic, but I’ at least know the cure for Baylee.”
“Um… well, you look pretty bad too… but here ya go.” I handed the first aid kit to Zinc.
Then I had a seizure and collapsed. (Again.)
((oops, sorry for all the missaimed pies…))
Many people were hurt, and I felt guilty since I wounded an Earthling with a Titanian pie. I didn’t even know if I hit the bunny. I stopped throwing pies.
(actually the pies aren’t that badd since they are nott very jagged, just icy)
Baylee’s back was stinging and had a few gashes. The thing that had hit her had not seemed to go deep, and other than the gashes, there were just a few pricks. Once she had been bandaged she had some pain medicine. She tried to get up and found it painful, but she still could. She nodded to ZVX, “Thanks,” and went over to see if Zinc was ok. She smiled weakly to Kokonilly, “My first real injury in this battle! Thanks Kokonilly,” She finally remembered ZVX had been hurt too. She took out some bandages and tried to wrap it. It was good enough to help stop some bleeding but wouldn’t hold for very long. She would need to get someone who could wrap it. And fast.
I did not know what to do. I was afraid of wounding another Earthling with a Titanite pie, but I had nothing else to do. I was very bored and wondered if I could help anyone.
While my MindShape was floating and thinking, my body was being moved. It had been in the lab, and nobody had noticed as the “nice” bunnies had moved it away. Where had they gone? Nobody knew… Who were they? Nobody knew… Where they really “nicegoodius”? Nobody knew…
((Oh god! I’m so sorry-I was gone Thursday-Sunday, and Monday I had no computer! Remember, Serafina’s having seizures on the floor…someone help her!
OH! Bookworm, earthgirl…ohmigod! I’m sorry my mind caused so much trouble…))
((We fixed it; don’t worry!))
As I thrashed about, I hit Baylee. “Kokonilly!” I heard. “What happened?”
“Kokonilly?” I mumbled feebly. “Who?”
“Oh, cake.”
“Crazy Titan Nerd! come over here and help me with getting all these people back in living condition–if you could bring me the first aid kit…” I pulled out a pack of band-aids. “Here, try these and take them to all the MBers that’ve been injured. Baylee, sit down and try to stretch gently, it helps. Trust me.”
I pulled out a handheld radio transmitter. I was trying to get a connection with one of our contacts in the Russian bunny army base. Suddenly, a message crackled though the air like a churches bell.
"THE HUMANS ARE UNPROTECTED. KILL THEM!"
As ZVX was patching her up, Zinc started remembering the images in her head. The picture oof William’s ugly face was plastered into her head. Angry tears sprang up, but she forced them back. What if that was the future…?
((Can someone work me in somehow??? Pleeeeze?))
((Where’d the bunny go?))
“Oh cake. Ouch!” I cried as I noticed the gash on my left arm. “Actually…not ouch! It doesn’t hurt! Weird…” Actually, none of me hurt, which was surprising. I wasn’t scared, or tired, or hurt anymore at all. I felt almost…happy….
Poison…or venom…. I realized.
At least I could still move. I helped bandage a few other people’s arms before someone helped me with mine.
“Thanks….” I said weakly. “Um…do we know….the sort of venoms the bunnies use?”
“Why?” someone asked. (Everyone is “someone” because my vision just got all blurry.)
“My head….I don’t feel right,” I told them.
“Oh, CAKE.”
((-83 at your request, madam.))
I stopped dead, William’s voice echoed around the room, filling all present with dread. “Right. The bunnies are coming, so we’d better get out of here…” I turned, and htere was Kokonilly behind me, held by the throat by long pink ears.
((85 – Thanks, guys. Again. ))
((Since nobody is here right now… Oh, yeah, ignore post 79.))
As I frantically wiggled and squirmed against the HPB’s grasp, I thought how unlucky I was to be captured and/or hypnotized by both bunnies.
“Kokonilly!” I shrieked as the pink ears lifted her out of the room into the airlock. I remembered my dream: Kokonilly wasn’t there! I raced after her, but it was too late. The bunnies had busted the airlock open, and they were taking Kokonilly into the sub as a hostage! I thought all was lost for Kokonilly when a Titanian pie hit the ears beuatifully. “Crazy Titan Nerd!” I gasped. But, although the pie had temporailly dissuaded the ears from its grasp, Kokonilly was sinking fast from the lack of air. The ears picked her back up, and slithered into the sub.
I tried to scream, but instead gasped for air. I was dragged into a submarine. “What… do… you… want… with… me…?” I started feeling faint.
I was out like a light in no time.
((Ooh, this is getting exciting!))
“Kokonilly!” I leaped up towards the hole into which she had vanished. I swore. “Well, anyone coming?” I asked.
ok wat up with the nerds liking hot pink bunnies? wats wrong with this site?!!?!?!!!!!
((92 – Why are you here if you don’t like it? BTW, HPBs are EVIL!!!!))
Y’know, there are times I begin to understand Trebel_Cone_Freeskier’s point of view. *sigh*
((Yes, but stay positive! You were a ‘phyte once too!
And so was I… *sigh*))
((I’m unconscious.))
Kokonilly thrashed about and had terrible nightmares. She screamed.
((92- What’s wrong with you?))
((94 – What is it? I missed something…
92 – Wow. That is all I have to say. Go visit Off With Their Heads! to understand the full evilness.))
A noise from behind us comes. the bunnies of mine hid behind me.
"Well, Humans, You are coming to the end of the road. Go back, and try to resuce your friend? You'll fall into the pit of the Ravonous Super Dragon Bunny. Stay here, and my army will kill you. this is humanitys land stand. MoiHaHaHA!!!!!
((Ut-oh!)
-92 [Snip! I think we’ve covered this ground sufficiently on other threads. No need to return apparent rudeness with rudeness. –Rebecca]
-94 yeah…I share your perspective.
((Can we get back to the story? Code Suzy is invading the threads I go on, and I am dreadfully bored with all this talk about Suzy.))
((Gladly.))
Kokonilly was dragged into the submarine, and and horrible, terrible nightmares that should not even be mentioned here. She shrieked with pain and suffering. Her screams carried over to the lab and beyond.
((Wow, I seem depressed.))
((101- That was kinda gothic. Not that I’m suggesting you are, but “Her screams carried over to the lab and beyond”? AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!))
Zinc gazed at the sub tat had taken her friend. And she heard shrill scream. Her heart fluttered. What are they doing to her? she wondered. I must go and rescue her. But I can’t go alone! I must recruit. and she swam back to the lab. “Hey!” she screamed. “Kokonilly’s being tortured! I’m going to rescue her, but I need help! So help me,” she sobbed, “rescue her.”
98- Am I human? I’m a Titanite…
102- ??? Alot has happened since I was last here…
Zinc was sobbing, and though I aimed a Titanite pie at the captor of Kokonilly, it was barely any use. Now I had nothing to do, so I ran over to Zinc. “Here, let’s go… calm down…”
((102 – I know. I have been acting unusually strange since I’ve been locked up at home with a 6-year-old all day, every (week)day…))
((-99 so sorry, Rebecca. I won’t be attacking suzy anymore. sorry.))
I ran after Zinc and CTN. Yanking a sword from the box of mid evil weapons lying on the floor. As I came up, the doors of the submarine were already closing. “HEY! Bunnies!” I yelled in desperation, and brought the sword crashing through the opening. The sword was now notched and dulled, but my blaster was fully charged in my belt–ready to shoot.
“You!” I leaped through the destroyed door, and seized a bunny by the arm. It hissed and sprang on top of me…I groped for my blaster.
Suddenly…I found it. I flipped it around and shot the bunny in the side. it went limp. I slowly pushed myself up, looking with distaste at the temporarily stunned bunny.
“Right….find them.”
(( (105) Thanks, iŹ√Ҳ! ))
92-uh, do you even read muse?
After a while, I felt a pull on my MindShape. It brought me back to my body, where I awakened to see a bunny staring me in the face. I screamed. The bunny covered its ears. “Why you scream?” It said, after a moment. “Because I’ve been kidnapped by evil bunnies!” I said, still hysterical. “No.” It said calmly, “We nigoous. We nice!” “Are you a baby?” I asked, calming down. “No!” It said defiantly, “I’m almos thwee!” ((To Be Continued…))
I decide to stab the momentarily stunned bunny, rather than tossing it into the water. The last thing we needed was a bunja submarine coming through the airlock. It keeled over, oozing a strange black substance. Luckily, I knew it wasn’t harmful, due to an interesting battle back in the asylum days. I looked around. The lab was deteriorating faster every second, what with those torpedoes that the bunja subs were shooting at us. Soon we’d all be sunk. Literally and figuratively. I pulled a minicomputer out of my desk drawer. Luckily it was still working, even though it had been jostled around quite a bit in the past hour. I keyed in an access code, and punched in some coordinates that were quite close to where we already were. Then I set a filter so that the computer’s actions would only apply to humans or titans. Or to any mobile inanimate object within the building. Finally, I pressed a large red button on the computer labeled TELEPORT
. Instantly, all of the resistance members, plus all of our stuff that wasn’t permanently attached to the walls, ceiling or floor of the building were whisked away to a receiving platform in the trench base.
Should I climb into my own sub? I had no time to lose. I climbed in…
as I sped into the darker parts of the storage carriers of the bunja submarine, a brilliant idea occured to me. Pulling out my tiny handheld computer, I slowly began to hack the control system that ran the bunny sub.
uh yea we used to stoped when they came out with that stupid issue about skin color , and um yea there is nothing wrong with us we just feel like posting things you have a problem with that? haven’t u ppl ever heard of freedom of speech?
((There IS freedom of speech… and there is rudeness.))
((112- Sure, you can post- just post somewhere else.))
((inside the bunny sub)) A bunny pinned me against the wall, its putrid breath breathing down on me. I groped for my bunny blaster while it was groping for the only weapon it had with ammo. “HA!” I said as I shot it in the face. Now, to find Kokonilly… I felt a lurch in my head. I looked out the porthole. “ZVX!” I cried. “The sub is moving!” “It’s supposed to,” he called back ((I think you’re a he))” I just hacked into the bunnies supercomputer.” “No, not this one! Our sub!” “Without us?” “I dunno!” ((brain fart- more later.))
((ZVX is indeed male, and please, Suzy, can you post elsewhere? This thread has a storyline, and it’s confusing to follow it. You can post on the random thread if you wish!))
I was helping with the first aid when I felt a strange tugging sensation in my feet. Suddenly the lab vanished and I was speeding away through a whirlwind of colors. “Someone must have teleported us. Probably Groundhog.” I landed with a thump onto hard ground. I looked around me, seeing lab equiptment, resistance fighters, and stone walls. We were in the Marinaras Trench.
((Excuse me 112, but it would be greatly appreciated if no indecorous comments were passed. We wouldn’t mind if you joined this blog- T’is fun- but you need to follow the rules like everyone else. Also, you do have freedom of speech, but there is a limit- time place and manner restrictions.))
((-114 yes, I am male.
-112 Hey! I think that we have heard of FREE SPEECH before, but somehow it just didn’t say anything about walking in on someone’s thing and insulting you just for being different. That’s not FREE SPEECH, that’s just looking for someone who isn’t part of the culture we have right now to insult. If you’d just be nice to us, then we wouldn’t have to not want to talk to you. Being kind won’t kill you. (or maybe it would.) WE’RE not trying to be mean to you, we just don’t enjoy having someone around who doesn’t like us. WE’RE JUST HAPPY AS WE ARE. (Oh, Rebecca, please don’t delete this post, I think s/he needs to definitely see it.)))
“OUR sub?” I called back to Zinc. “That’s impo…” I looked out the window of the sub and sure enough, there it was, moving right along. “Well, the bunnies also have a camera on Kokonilly. She’s in the room two floors above, but with a guard of seventeen bunnies around her. We’ve got to cause a diversion…” A thought occured to me. Ceiling-blasting had worked in the tunnels, so why not…here?
“You might want to stand away,” I said. “I’m going to blow up the ceiling.”
Without further ado, I pointed my blaster at the roof above us, and squeezed the trigger.
~~~~~~
In a tall steel fortress, two armored ears clapped sharply together. William stood tall and straight in front of a army of assembled bunnies. Not a single thing was moving a muscle, until–
“March!” Like polished ball bearings, the bunnies whirled and marched down a corridor. William stood impassively for a moment, and then sprang over their heads to land at the front. The corridor made a sharp turn left and the bunnies walked into what was sometimes known as a ‘second hell.’
Fires blazed in forges, steel was beaten into weapons, and a dreaded machine moved into sight. There it stood, it’s whirling propellers swinging in the stuffy inferno of evil.
“In!” shouted William, and the bunnies moved into the armored craft. William himself climbed into the craft.
“GET them!”
Suddenly, I felt a pull on me again. I wondered what could be summoning me, and whether I was out of reach of its signal…
(( (112, 117) In point of fact, legally speaking, the Constitution’s guarantee of freedom of speech applies to government not to individuals. A private entity such as this blog is free to restrict speech. Whatever the case, freedom of speech does not guarantee freedom from criticism.))
((Oh… So that’s why the GAPAs can Snip!))
I sat up and crossed my arms. “What do you want with me?”
“Hostages. Duh.”
“Fine. But why are there –” I counted. “seventeen bunnies guarding me? I’m defenseless, I have no weapons, I’m weak and tired and hungry. Why?”
“You are dangerous.”
“Say what?”
“Enough questions. GUARDS!”
All seventeen bunnies rushed to me. In a flurry of movement, I was bound and gagged.
I felt some rumbling. “Ach macha chsua!” [I felt something!]
Suddenly, there was a small hole in the floor. ((Or is it ceiling? I can’t tell at this point. Oh well.))
((Is the bunny-sub moving?))
I was in my sub, and I started wondering if I should crash into the bunny sub. “No, ZVK, Zinc, znd Kokonilly are all in there…” As the tentacles on my sub grasped the bunny sub, I pulled it a bit closer, wondering if I could see what’s going on inside. I shook the bunny sub a bit and wondered if I should drill a hole into the sub’s ceiling.
((122 – No, I think I’m already in another room.))
Baylee looked around confused. So much had happened. She put the mini sub into the water and jumped in with the new pies and equipment. “Time to get my friends back,” she said to herself. “I’m not gonna fail this time. Believe in yourself like Po did in Kung Fu Panda, well, at east he had 5 ninjas, a master, and training on his side,” she smirked. She spotted the the sub of the Titanian holding onto the Bunja Sub. She shot forward and attached to the sub, blending in. She quickly put on the equipment.
((Sheesh!))
AVALONGIRL:
I woke up, suddenly in a cold sweat. Somehow, I KNEW earthgirl was in trouble. That was when I screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
“What is it?” someone asked. “Earthgirl…” I replied, slowly standing up. “Control…”
((Side note: since the bunny presence was removed from my mind, but I still have wings, the wings are like dragonfly wings. Hey, I wanna keep them…))
((PPS: Someone integrate Serafina…please? She fainted on the floor.))
((Okay whatever happened to me? I’ve been gone from here for a while and I can’t seem to figure out what’s happened to my character. Or anybody else. Can somebody fill me in?))
I looked around me. Everyone who had been in the lab was now on the receiving platform, surrounded by piles of equipment. There was only one thing left to do. I looked out the window. The bunja subs were still firing at the building–obviously they didn’t know it had been evacuated. Most of them converged on it, and then hooked themselves up to the airlock. Get your filthy pink paws out of there. I thought. I waited until I was pretty sure all the bunnies had entered the building. Then I rummaged around in the piles of equipment and pulled out a small remote. Forgive me, old lab. I thought as I pressed the only button on the remote, the one that was marked SELF DESTRUCT
.
BOOM! The lab exploded into a million pieces, taking the bunnies and their submarines with it. I watched the explosion, tears welling up in my eyes. I had poured a lot of myself into that place, and now I had to blow it up. At least the explosion had destroyed most of the bunja subs. The few remaining were all being attacked by various resistance members. I hoped they’d be all right.
Where am I? And what is going on?
The last bunja sub’s ceiling exploded with a blast that shook my teeth. Crashing down on my head with blasts of concentrated power, I ran upwards, looking to see where Zinc had gone. Must have left the area. I thought, “Well, tactics…” I flicked the blaster setting up to ten, pointing the end at the door in front of me, I heard voices issuing from the door.
“…Hostages. Duh.â€
“Fine. But why are there –†there was a pause. “seventeen bunnies guarding me? I’m defenseless, I have no weapons, I’m weak and tired and hungry. Why?â€
“You are dangerous.â€
“Say what?â€
“Enough questions. GUARDS!â€
There was a flurry of movement, and a slight cough, presumably from the captive. “Right…” I thought, “Time for a tiny amount of…recklessness.”
And with that I whipped open the door. “HEY YOU! bunnies!”
((126,128- We were moving the lab to the trench when the bunja subs attacked. The black bunny got in, people got hurt, and the bunny was killed (when Groundhog blew up the lab, if nothing else). Groundhog teleported everyone in the lab and all moveable lab equipment to the trench. Then Grounhog blew up the lab . The Crazy Titan Nerd, Baylee, ZVX, and Zinc the Sorceress are trying to rescue Kokonilly from the bunja sub where she is being guarded by 14 bunnies. You can either insert yourselves into the rescue mission, help tend the wounded in the trench, or help Groundhog build up a new lab with the remaining equipment.))
(( – I just figured out how to do this))
((sorry for the last post. It was actually a failure. Please ignore.))
Behind Baylee, there was a ginat explosion, and she could see a mushroom cloud. “Oh great, I hope that wasn’t the lab,” she said, “All the equipment I was fixing was in there ,”
((Kittymine, you need to include at least two spaces before the first colon and another two after the second colon. I went back and added them.))
I drilled a hole in the bunja sub’s ceiling and peered inside. ZVX was ther, along with Kokonilly and a bunch of bunnies. I made the hole larger, and overheard the conversation. I was still holding on to the bunja sub with my sub’s tentacles when I heard an explosion from somewhere behind me. “What?” I said. But then I saw ZVX bravely jump up to the bunnies. I wondered if I should hurl myself into the room from the ceiling?
“Groundhog!” My fellow researcher was staring out of the window of the receiving platform, watching the cloud of debris from her detonated lab spiraling slowly into the depths of the trench. “Are you all right?”
Baylee saw the Titanian drilled a hole into the bunja sub’s ceiling. She jumoed up, and went in. ZVX was already there, a Kokonilly was held hostage. She handed some grenades to him, “Go get Kokonilly, I’ll try and distract the bunnies,” she turned around and yelled, “HEY YOU VICIOUS LITTLE BUNNIES, you have over sized ears,” she waited calmly for the response. One bunny turned a magenta, and another turned pastel pink. The rest were perfectly fine, until the magenta one yelled, “Your a brave one aren’t you stupid human? Well, your mama is so ugly, that when she stuck her head outta the window, someone called the S.W.A.T. team,” “DON’T YOU BRING MY MAMA INTO THIS!” she screamed at it, “Your mama is so RED that all the bunnies didn’t think she was a bunny at all!” the little magenta bunny bared his teeth. “You just went waaaaaaay to far stupid human,” the bunny cackled. Under her breath Baylee said, “I hope ZVX is almost outta here,” she got her sword and pies ready.
I jumped into the bunja sub, with my Titanite(it’s not Titanian, it’s Titanite) pies and pie- maker. I also had a laser gun stuffed into my belt. I saw a few odd-looking magenta and pastel pink bunnies. They were screaming at Baylee. I got myself ready. Where was ZVX and Kokonilly? I wondered. What will happen? Should I make the first move?
earthgilr began to turn alternating shades of green (her powers) and pink (the bunny influence) slowly she begins to turn fully green, and gradually back to the normal human color (no offence to any titanites present). exept for her ears. they still betreyed bunnification symptoms. however, as she was mostly in control again she shakilly stood up ((switching back to first person)
________
what happened? I wonder gazing at all the plants around me, and the strange cave I was in “where are we” I ask in general. then I notice something even worse. “where areCTN, ZVX, baylee and kokonilly?
((mrgh….restricted computer access… I hates it! What happened?))
((Hey! Suzy! Did you ever send a hate letter to Muse by any chance? That whined about the skin color issue too. And I agree with Zinc – post all you want, but somewhere else. Please.))
((And for now, I’m just following along behind everyone because I have no idea what’s going on.))
The bunnies whirled around and sprang at me, but I shot directly at the nearest, a tough looking pink lagamorph with ear tattoos. It was blasted into the wall, bruised and unconscious, or so it appeared.
I leaped back, and the bunnies started circling around me.
“Y’know dude,” I said, addressing the bunny in front of me. “I bet you could get fifty Darwin Awards in the upcoming contest. You entering?”
The bunny turned a nasty shade of purple.
“And you!” I continued. “You might even come in second place, but I mean, that’s pretty good, if they don’t normally allow bunnies…but cheer up, you could get an Award just for attacking me!”
I punched the bunny as hard as I could, and it landed on the floor. Well, I sure have to run for it…
((139- Don’t forget me!))
I hid next to the door frame of cell KR, waiting… and the moment came when ZVX came hurtling out of the room chased by bunnies and laughing like a maniac. I grabbed the first buuny I saw and used its ears to blindfold it. And the next one. And the one after that, etc. etc. Soon All the bunnies were out of the room except one. I stepped inside. ((More later! Gotta switch computers!))
The humans have been able to fend off our assault and escape into their trench. Our bunja sub squadron has been neutralized.
(William) SURROUND THE BASE. DON'T LET ANYTHING GET THROUGH. PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ATTACK. THEY CAN'T FIGHT US OFF FOREVER.
Yes, sir.
~
127- Cheer up, old chap. The lab’s purpose was to destroy bunnies, and it ended up doing just that, right?
I blasted the last bunny with my bunny blaster, and stood there, breathing heavily.
“Right, you pink mutants of respectable rabbits!” I addressed the bunnies. “You’re beat. You are no longer to carry any weapon, nor serve another of your kind. You should learn about peace, there are a few nicegoodus bunnies around that you may go to. But don’t attack any Resistance members, if you do, I’m waiting….” I let the sentence trail off ominously. And suddenly, I leaped through the door and locked it I had thoughtfully saved from the lab.
((I’ll get around to rescuing Kokonilly at some point here, but I’m off to other threads. ))
(((I was captured/rescued by the (probably) nicegoodius bunnies. I don’t know where I am. Will anyone come?))
The bunnies were to be defeated! I cheered. I didn’t even have to make the first move. All I did was smash the pies into the bunnies’ faces. They turned a lovely shade of orange(probably from the pies). I was amused. ZVX has lectured the bunnies and I watched them go. But how was Kokonilly?
((defeated? are you kidding? that would destroy the storyline…))
I addressed the last bunny in Kokonilly’s cell. “Alright, you miserable scrap of pink fur,” I said. “It’s payback time.” A moment later, the bunny had turned a lovely shade of aqua and had staggered off. “Kokonilly!” I cried. “Are you all right” “I think…” said Kokonilly, but she was looking a little pale. “Are you positive?” I inquired. “Yeah- BLUUURRGGG!!!” “Oh, ew.” Kokonilly had tossed her cookies. But wait! “Kokonilly! You’re vomit is.. HOT PINK!!!!”
((DUM DUM DUM DUUUUMMM))
147- I mean the ones in the sub…
148- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kokonilly must be in grave danger!!! But since I am not an Earthling, I have no idea how their bodies function or how to save Kokonilly.
((being Titanite makes life harder))
I ran right into the room, looking around. “Guys, RUN! there’s host of bunnies on their way!”
I go into a supposedly haunted mansion in Twilight Town (sorry but I love Kingdom Hearts SO MUCH!) and find…
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
((Post 145?))
((134- thank you so much for fixing things GAPA! Now I will definitely be able to have fun with HPB icons!!!
140- I feel for you. I despise restricted access since you lose thread of what is going on so quickly. For a summary, see post 130.
152- sorry! We’d best try to get you back in here…))
I took a quick inventory of who was in the trench. I noticed that the Bookworm was missing and I didn’t see him go out with the rescue teams. A terrible thought rose to my mind, but I banished it. Bookworm was not dead. I recalled seeing him surrounded by some pink sometime during the fight. I hurriedly pulled out a MBTD (muse blogger tracking device) and punched in Bookworm’s identity code. Immediately, the small device started beeping. The screen seemed to be saying that Bookworm was somewhere below the water, probably an underground cave, judging by the vital signs.
I turned around and saw POSOC approaching. “I’m fine physically.” I replied. “But I just had to blow up the lab. The bunja subs were pummelling it to pieces, and we could have all gotten killed if we had stayed in there.” I was almost trying to justify blowing up the lab to myself. “At least I blew up a lot of the bunnies with the lab. And at least I could salvage some of the equipment.” I finished sadly. I really wished I hadn’t had to blow it up. But it had to be done, and there was no point in moping around about it. “Can we get some bots to move all of this stuff to a more permanent location?” I asked him.
154- “Yeah, probably. There are a couple of rooms that haven’t been allocated yet. Wyatt and I can help set it up, if you want.”
“Kokonilly! You are obviously not all right. We need to get you to the lab!” I say. “Oog, okay…” she says faintly. I heard ZVX’s warning. “Caking wung buttons, not now! Does anyone know how to apparate?!” I say helplessly. We’re DOOMED!!!!!!!!
Nicegoodius Bunnies: “Come! We’ll help you get to duh twench!” *help Bookworm to his feet* *start walking though a tunnel*
“Thanks.” i said gratefully to the nicegoodus bunnies. “You saved our lives, thanks.”
In the dark machine, William stood recklessly on the very tip of the sharp nosecone. Facing the assembled bunnies, he whirled his scimitar up above his head. Two black bunnies stood on either side.
“Chase them down…and then…WE FIGHT!”
“Thank you!” I say to the young nicegoodius bunny who helped me up.
155- I’ll help!
((158- Hey…William’s my character…))
160- I thought he was an NPC.
((161- Double parantheses!))
((161- If you go waaay back to the first thread, you’ll see that I created him and used him)).
162- I usually only use double parentheses if I’m out of character and in character in the same post, so that you can distinguish them. Otherwise, you can tell from context.
“First let’s not panic, second, let’s not panic, and third, let’s not panic!!!” I said, and the bunnies rushed in. ((Hookay, now I’ve come to a major plot division. Either the rescuers get captured too and then the rest of of you come and save us, or you come and help us. Please reply.))
“Yikes!!!!†I screamed as the bunnies rushed in. I held up a Titanite pie in one hand and the pulled the laser gun from my belt with the other. “Prepare to HURT!!!†I yelled. I tried not to panic. As the bunnies closed in, I let go of my pie, which smacked a bunny right in its face. The bunny turned a bright orange, more from the pie than from anger. “GET THEM!!!†it screeched. I could jump out the hole in the ceiling easily, and climb into my own submarine, as Titanites are taller than Earthlings, but that would mean ditching Zinc and Kokonilly. But at least my submarine offered more protection and more power, and of course I could haul Zinc and Kokonilly into my submarine with tentacles. But by then, it could be too late. “No time to think!†I reminded myself as I threw a few more pies while I leaped out the ceiling and into my own submarine. I poked one tentacle of the submarine into the ceiling and hoped that Zinc and Kokonilly would be able to grasp it. “I hope I’m not too late!!!â€
((166- Aw, no capture? Too bad. I’ve never been captured before.))
((-160 yeah, he is, but you haven’t been on for a while, so I manipulated him a few times. Sorry to take your creation, IBCF, you have full control over him now.))
I pulled out the sword with a sinister whip. “Hey bunnies…” I hacked down the one in front of me. “Come on, think you can go at it? Cowards…”
The bunnies turned magenta.
I fired my blaster into the ears of one, and blew up a grenade in the others’ faces.
Then William appeared.
He tore through bunnies and Resistance Fighters alike. Bowling them over, lashing with his scimitar, shooting them with RFKBs (Resistance Fighter Killer Blaster.) and generally sending everyone flying through the air. I had just enough sense to duck as he swung over my head and–
CRASH!
((is william fighting you in his sub or at the trench? wherever it is I will help! with my newly found earth powers! but I must warn you: I have recently been taken overby a HBB spirit and had to fight it off myself, seeing as I got forgotten, so I am weakened for further attacks))
I begin to help move lab equiptment and follow the nicus goodus bunnies to the permanent location when I hear William
” SURROUND THE BASE. DON’T LET ANYTHING GET THROUGH. PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ATTACK. THEY CAN’T FIGHT US OFF FOREVER :idea:”
oph no! “can you guys move this by yourselvs? *just in case, I leve a trolly to help* “I think I might be able to help get at William!” *grow my unbreakable wooden shield that expands into a capsue as I get into the water and swin towards the bunny sub*
SERAFINA:
As I ran towards earthgirl, I was mentally hurting. I’m slightly telepathic…I had tried probing everyone’s minds-and Kokonilly’s was blocked off, and earthgirl’s was filled with static. That troubled me quite a bit. I suddenly started running towards the subs, ran into one, and piloted it towards the place where a tentacled sub was hanging. I jumped into the hole, flashed Crazy Titan Nerd a quick grin, and pulled out my paralyzer.
ZAP! PPSSTZAP! Those were the sounds of my paralyzer connecting with bunnies (it’s a gun-like thingy that can paralyze.) Then I noticed William. I was quickly thrown out of the way, being hit by the scimitar, and a RFKB blast. Noticing I was badly hurt, I just yelled “Watch out, ZVX!” Then I fell to the floor. And was hit with a RFKB blast. Again.
AVALONGIRL:
I only cowered. My body was weak. ‘Bookworm?’ I thought.b ‘Where are you? How are you still alive?’
((Signing off!))
((167- You can say that my tentacle was too late and you were already captured. I didn’t know you were excited…))
William: DIE, HUMANS.
*bonks someone on the head with RFKB* *tosses weapons away* *fires missile launcher all over the place* *presses button* *button signals 2 armored dragonbunny elites, who fly in and wreak havoc*
((172- Am I human?))
((173- Nope. 171- But I have to get everyone’s agreement- some people don’t like to be captured, although personally, I’ve never done it before.))
The tentacle from my submarine that I sent through the ceiling felt around, but couldn’t find Zinc and Kokonilly. “Oh no, it’s too late!†I gasped. I tilted the bunja sub with my submarine’s tentacles and tried to peer in from the hole I made in the ceiling. I saw nothing but a whole bunch of vicious Hot pink bunnies! “Don’t look at me like that!†I screamed at them, and sent an army of Titanite pies into the room. “SPLAT†went the pies, straight into their faces. But I was supposed to help find Zinc and Kokonilly! “ZINC AND KOKONILLY HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!†I yelled into my speaker at the exact same time as I transformed my submarine into a racecar and hurled myself into the hole in the ceiling. I began to drive around crazily. “Whee!†I sped about, knocking over quite a few bunnies that were in the way. “MOVE!!!†I yelled to the dazed bunnies. At least now I know why Earthlings tend to love high speed so much! But now I had to find Zinc and Kokonilly!
I vaguly hear Sefrina following me as my wooden capsule almost complete’s itself. “follow me” I yell as I dive into the water, my capsule acting as a mini sub. I will it to whizz straight to the bunny sub. expecting am impact from the sub wall, I brace myself for… nothing! I seem to have floated a tentical shaped hole. now, I am in the buunny sub wiht HPPB elites coming my way. I hear some THUDD THUDD THUD noises on the outside of my capsule and something breaks. not my wooden minisub. ((probably bunny ears, but feel free to embelish on this part))I make my way towards williams evil aura. “rats!” I say to myself “no matter how bullet proof I am or how close to wililam I can get, I forgot to bring any wepons! the most I can do is distract him, and hope a fellow HR can get close enougjh tokillim ((hint hint!))” I comence my plan, getting close to william and trying to get him to comcentrate all of his fight on me. ((someome wiht a wepon:PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS!!!!!!))
The bunnies had tied us up with ropes, and we were being transported to a room that had only one thing in it- a empty door frame. Wha…? Then they threw us through the doorway, but we did not come out of the other side. We fell down, into oblivian. ((Are you okay with this, Kokonilly? Feel free to forget about this post.))
((Oh dear. Ehm….Kokonilly, Zinc, we’re coming!))
I crept up behind William while he was focusing on Earthgirl. Quietly, slowly…come on, William! Don’t turn around! okay good. I thought. I raised my ((insert forgotten acronym of bunny gun here)) over his head…
And stumbled on an uneven patch of ground. I managed to hit him on the head, but just barely and not very hard. William spun around…((continue….I have to go, but I don’t mind getting captured…))
178- I doubt William could even feel you. He’s covered head to toe in armor.
(William) *whirls around* *grabs weapon and snaps it in half* *brings armored fist flying down*
179 – Probably not, but it must have made a noise.
(Nicegoodius Adult) Come, we will walk you back to the trench.
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Ca I come?
(Nicegoodius Adult) Yes, you may.
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Yay!
(Bookworm) Great! Can we start going now?
(Nicegoodius Adult) Yes.
*All Walk*
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) I’m ti(r)ed! Can we west?
(Nicegoodius Adult) Is that alright, Bookworm?
(Bookworm) Yes!
*All Rest*
(Bookworm) *Hears a Shot*
8 0 (Bookworm) I just heard a shot!
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Da evils!
(Nicegoodius Adult) The evilus bunnies! Quick, both of you, hide!
8 0 (Bookworm) and (Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) *Hide*
To be Continued…
((“8 0″ should be ” 8 0 “!))
((Sorry again! “8 0″ should be ” 8 0 “!
((Final time! “8 0″ should be ” 8 O “!))
((Ehm, okay… I have a feeling you’ll do it again…))
I dragged myself up off the floor as one of the hybrids soared over, slashing with claws. Pandemonium reigned over the sub. Explosions, blaster shots, clashing swords and the bangs of the RFKB. ((what did that stand for again?))
William was screeching incoherently, and a grenade exploded over my head with a tremendous crash. I lunged at William from behind and shot him in the back with the blaster to no effect. He whirled on me, and I could see it in his eyes. I was going to die.
The scimitar scythed down.
It never hit its’ target.
William was blasted off his feet by an orange Titan pie. I leaped back, out of his immediate range, and felt a knife touch the back of my neck.
“There’s no way out of this one, Human.”
((Everyone- the nicegoodius bunnies are in an underground tunnel underwater with the Bookworm. They are NOT in the trench.
Everyone 2- Groundhog and I are not going to be here until the 29th- we’re going on vacation. So in the meantime, Groundhog begs you not to totally kill yourselves. See yah!))
((Where are the brain points?))
((Brain points? What brain points? Like spdzk points, or “I want to make a point!”?))
((right here….
(-)
++
that’s the creature, here’s the riddle:
What is gray and slimy
What is a key to all
What allows those to ponder
Or to do the launder?
Well?))
((I’m BACK! Oh dear, I seem to have missed a lot. *reads all previous posts involving me* Fine. I accept that.))
Falling… falling… falling… I started to throw up again, from shock and pain. Then I blacked out.
I drove around in the vehicle and crashed into many a bunny. I threw many, many Titanite pies but I still couldn’t find Zinc and Kokonilly. “ARGH!!!!†I screamed. There was a weird person, dressed fully in armor, putting a knife to ZVX’s neck. “Wicked humanoids.†I muttered as I sent an army of normal size Titanite pies flying towards him while preparing an extra-large sized one. While I was waiting for the extra-large size pie, I raced around the humanoid with ZVX impatiently. Waiting was something Titanites never did master. Finally, my pie was ready! “Prepare for some serious pie!†I shouted. I raised the pie, which could barely fit into the room, and was complete with icy rocks and a liquid-ammonia-and-water-spitting cryovolcano…
((Wait. What’s going on???? Confused, I am!))
((193- I’m just trying to pie whoever a humanoid William is and look for you and Zinc))
((Oops, I confused ZVX with Zinc. Never mind. So ZVX has a knife on the back of her neck and Zinc and I are falling. Fun.))
194- *sigh* CTN you happy person, you can understand this thread(or pretend to). I can’t. I get confused. If you’re on, meet me on the random thread.
((196-I’m on!!!!))
Th huge cryovolcanic Titanite pie was soaring in the air… and……((someone fill in that part!!!))
Kokonilly and I landed with a thud. “Kokonilly, are you all right? Kokonilly? KOKONILLY!” I glance around to see Kokonilly lying there, unmoving, suppodsely dead. “KOKONILLY! WAKE UP!” I shouted, shaking her. She groaned. “Oh, thank god, I thought you were… never mind. But where are we…?”
To be kontinued…
Somebody shook me. I groaned. “Oh thank god, I thought you were… never mind. But where are we…?†I heard.
“I dunno,” I said feebly. “Maybe we’re in Tatooine…”
In the Underwater Tunnel, 5 Minutes Later! ((Cont. 181.))
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Where dada?
8 O (Bookworm) I don’t know…
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) I’m goin out!
(Bookworm) Wait!
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Nobody here!
(Bookworm) I’m coming…
To Be Continued…
“Tatooine? Nah.”
((continued from last post- I got an idea, so sue me.))”It looks a bit like a.. room.” And indeed it was. The doors slid open and a bunny walked in. “I can’t believe you idiot bunnies. Where are we?” “That only I know.” smirked the rabbit. “You may remember me. I’m Jerry.” “JERRY?!” I cried. “That moronic bunny that we keep escaping from?” “Yes,” the rabbit sneered. “You only got away from us because you had weapons and numbers. Look at yourselves. There are only two of you, and you only have… nothing. You don’t have bunny-proof suits on. You are hopeless. This time, my friend, you will meet your doom.”
((-195 er…”ZVX had a knife pressed to the back of her neck”….?
-196 Well, you can join, but you have to be committed. You can’t have your name out of the recent posts for too long on this thread. ))
“So, you’re apparently very smart.” I snarled at the human holding me, attempting to distract en from slitting my throat.
“Obviously,” the human curled en’s lip in scorn. The voice was not the voice I’d expected at all. It was cool, smooth, but with the smug cold air of someone who privately knows that they’re better than anyone in the vicinity.
“You’re quite interestingly…” I didn’t know where to go with the sentence. “Are you with the bunnies?” I said, rasping from the tight grip.
“No.” It was the very answer I had been dreading. “Thankfully, my business is by far to complex for you to understand.”
That was my breaking point. “Then why don’t you just shut up and keep to yourself then, if it’s too complicated for me to comprehend.”
((203 – ACK!!! So sorry! Typo!))
“Doom?” I muttered. “I’d like that with cheese on top, please.”
((CTN…William is the chief HPB.))
I stood up slowly. “Why aren’t I dead?” I asked no one in particular. “Where’s William?”
“Smashed against the wall by CTN’s pie,” said someone helpfully.
Then I noticed ZVX. More specifically, I noticed the human pressing a knife against his neck.
This time, maybe, I thought. I started to creep up behind the human, this time looking where I was going. I did my best to be silent, and ZVX’s conversation with en provided enough noise to cover.
“Nice try, human, but not good enough.”
A second human, similar looking to the one by ZVX, stepped from the shadows. “You’re not going anywhere.”
“Oh really?” I said, much more confidently than I felt. I smiled at en and dashed off down a random tunnel.
I could hear en’s heavy footsteps behind me. I just hoped I could make it to a place to hide before…
I heard voices ahead of me and saw a flash of pink. I couldn’t stop, and I couldn’t go forward. I kept going.
I passed the bunny ((Jerry, by the way)) and the cage he was standing by. In it were Zinc and Kokonilly. ((dun dun dun…))
The bunny jumped out about a millisecond too late, and instead of grabbing me, he got the human following me. They both went down.
“Zinc! Kokonilly! Here you are! We’ve got to get you out-”
“Turquoise! Do you have keys or anything?”
“Oh. Right. That might help. Well, um…Just try and bash the lock open, then?”
We bashed at the lock from both sides for a moment, then Jerry, who had beaten the human, opened the door and threw me in with Kokonilly and Zinc.
“Ow. Okay…oh cake. We’re all going to die.”
“Doom, you imbecile! DOOM! AS IN DEATH!” “Kokonilly,” I whisper into her,”doom as in bad.” “True!” Jerry yells “Now,” he says “now we shall commence secret project 46- permanant bunnification.” “NO!”I cry. “You can’t do this!” “Actually, I can. And I will.” And with that, he hops out the room. “Kokonilly!” I shake her. “We’re going to be bunnified!” A blinding white light, and… nothing happened. “What the.. try again!” Nothing else. “The machine,” Jerry says, “is malfunctioning, so we shall have to do it another way. Pelkowski, switch it to normal!” And with that, he hopped out. I noticed the door had been left slightly open. I grabbed Kokonilly, and ran for our lives.
((The first line of Post No. 206 made me grin. ))
“Oh. Doom. Okay. Wait… wha? Bunnification?” I looked directly into the blinding white light, then looked down at my hands. They had lost the pink tinge. “Interesting…” I muttered. Then, Zinc snatched my arm and yanked me out of the room.
I shook my head furiously, attempting to dispel the confusion causing the little “doom” incident. I bumped into a small furry thing, and the next thing I knew I was in a cage. “Smooth, Zinc.” I muttered. “Now we’re both gonna die.” “Shut up,” she hissed. “I heard Turquoise.”
“Turquoise? Is that you? Do you have keys or anything?” I called out.
“Oh. Right. That might help. Well, um…Just try and bash the lock open, then?†Obediently, I started pounding the lock. The Turquoise got thrown into the cage as well.
“So… anyone got a deck of cards?”
((There, I wove the two stories together at last. And cured my bunny problem.))
“Well, this is ‘fun'” I say sarcasticly.
((207 – That works better, thanks!
I have to go though, and I don’t have a deck of cards.))
Instead of “…The Turquoise got thrown…” I meant “…Then Turquoise got thrown…”
((I didn’t even notice.
The Turquoise….I sound either evil or like some strange, mythical beast. ))
The room was a horrible mess. There was pie particles everywhere and slooshing messes of liquid ammonia and water. Apparently, I have messed up with the cryovolcano, so it exploded. But whatever. The William HPB was smashed against the wall, just like what I expected. “I hope the humanoids can take care of this problem!” I murmured as I drove out of the room in my vehicle. I drove on a bunny, actually squashing it, then I saw Turquoise, Kokonilly, and Zinc in a cage. “What?†I gasped. But the bunny I squashed onto the ground jumped up again, looking quite magenta. “You foolish HUMAN!!!†it shrieked. I was furious. “Can’t you see that I’m NOT human?!?!?!†I screeched into its ridiculously large ears. “You foolish BALL OF FUR!†It started turning purple, but then I pied it with a normal size Titanite pie. It lyed on the ground with a pie in its face. “If you want to see what I can do with a pie, take a look at William.†I murmured. I started working on the cages with the tentacles on my vehicle. But then…
((209 – You’re welcome.))
“You’re darn right it’s fun!” I groaned. Then I realized I had a custom-made Swiss Army knife in my pocket. I told the other two to talk loudly to distract the guard from the small whirring noise emitting from my mini buzzsaw.
“Okay, then…? HEY TURQOUISE, CAN YOU JUGGLE?” “YES, I CAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN?” “NO! SHOW ME!” “WHAT DO I JUGGLE WITH?” And this went on for some time.
I got one, two, three, four bars open, barely enough to squeeze through. Then I shrugged and opened more. I couldn’t very well do this alone. I motioned for the others to come through. They did, all the while practically shouting at each other. “I didn’t mean that loud,” I hissed. “Just enough to cover the sawing.”
((-204 no problem, it just gets a little confusing.))
The second human lunged at me, but not fast enough. I drew the sword off my hip. ssshiiinng! I grinned. “Well, we’re going to have nice little party, little assassin. Prepare to die…did you really think you’d caught me? That was rather lame–”
The human suddenly pulled out an unknown weapon. “Taunt all you want, I’m afraid you’re a danger to yourself and others. I’ll have to restrain you.” en flicked a switch on the side of the device. “You first, then your friends.”
“Oh yeah, forgot you’re too dumb to–”
“You don’t know who you’re talking to, you insolent little–”
“What? I’m afraid I’ll have t–”
“Shut your mouth!”
“Oh, you mean this hole right here?”
“No! That’s your watch, I told you–”
“Oh, so sorry, I remember, it’s the blade adjustment hole. I can’t close it right now, but if you’re kind enough to get me a welding tool–”
“That’s it, little human. You’re dead.” en said coolly. And extended en’s arm to my chest.
“No, if you harm any of my friends, I’ll have to kill you.” I snarled. And slashed en’s face.
“That should stop you being an evil one!”
“Zerali cinatri!” en screeched. A blaze of flames exploded from en’s hand, flakes of material falling from the blast. en also drew a long sharp blade from en’s hooded cloak. Sparks flew from both sides.
Baylee could hear them trying to distract some guards in the other room next to her. She stood there listening intently,the ground littered with unconscious bunnies, and went on for quite a while “I CANNOT JUGGLE, I WONDER HOW PEOPLE DO IT?” and “PUPPIES ARE CUTE, DO YOU HAVE ONE?” Baylee snuck around the corner and whacked the guard hard. “I WONDER WHAT BALLS ARE EASIER TO JUGGLE WITH, TENNIS BALLS OR BASEBALLS.” “Ok guys no guards need distracting right now, you can stop your jibber jabber chop chop.” They dropped their jaws. “How’d you get here?” Kokonilly asked. “A mini sub, now I really think we should get going because ZVX might be needing some help just about now…”
I whirled around. My jaw dropped in shock. “Wha… how did you get here?” I asked. Baylee grinned halfheartedly. “A mini sub, now I really think we should get going –” Her face fell. ” — because ZVX might be needing some help just about now…â€
“What happened to her?” I asked incredulously. “Are we ALL being captured now?”
((can i join?))
((please no life threaening situations))
\/\/\/0-<
((I’ll incorporate you. I know what you look like.))
Then, another girl dashed into the room. She looked tired and pale. Her blond hair was streaked with dirt. She was wearing a ton of bracelets, including one that looked like it was made of tape. “Hi, I’m MARFwarrior,” she said, panting. “Are the bunnies here?”
“No,” I said, not at all surprised at this new twist. “Come with us. Are you part of the resistance?”
She nodded and hesitantly stepped toward us.
Turquoise, Zinc, Kokonilly, Baylee, and MARFwarrior were standing there talking and I was doing nothing. I suddenly realized that there were many messages on my communicator. I played it. “This is TME135, this is TME135. I am currently on Mars, helping the Martians fight off the Hot Red Bunnies. I am not succeeding. When you hear this, please report to Mars immediately.†The other message said: “This is TTP336, this is TTP336. I am on Titan, trying to fend off the Hot Orange Bunnies, and I am failing. Our people has been sent to Hyperion. Please report to Titan immediately.†Other messages were from Europa, Enceladus, and many other places in the solar system. Should I stay to help the Earthlings, or should I try to find my fellow Titanites? I decided to blast off to Titan to find my friend, TTP336. I transformed my vehicle into a rocket and prepared for launch.
((This human you’re battling reminds me of Lucius Malfoy. I don’t know why.)) “You know, we’re wasting valuble time. Let’s go help ZVX!” We ran off. Suddenly we screeched to a halt. There was ZVX, fighting. “HEY!” I shouted. I started to fight him with a long sharp sword from my old water days. It was virtually indestructable. Suddenly he knocked the blade out my hand, and caught it. “Grr…” I started stomping on his foot, waiting… his foot made a cracking sound. He yelled out in surprise,and dropped my sword. I scooped it up, and continued fighting.
clank! I caught the assassin’s blade on my own and forced it to the floor. En vainly tried to push it up, but had no luck, straining at it, en bared hidden teeth at me.
“You have no idea,” en said. “Haven’t you realized?”
Baylee ran in the room whereZinc and ZVX were fighting a, human? Baylee quickly got out her sword, Pyrrhus. It’s flame colored blade engraved with ancient writing, the design seemed to be moving when it was put in the light. But in the reflection of it, she could see something hanging right above where ZVX was standing, and holes in the wall right across from him. She could here the march of bunnies far away, but getting closer, fast.
I was a wee bit frightened. I got over it quickly, especially when a blade whooshed past my face. I regained my senses and took out my Swiss Army knife. It had been custom-made for me. I took out the laser pointer tool and shone it into the assassin’s eyes. He yelped, giving me enough time to swing out my… nail file. Oops. Wrong thing. Sheepishly, I took out my knife.
I did realize. Behind me, a group of hooded figures burst into the room. Kokonilly and Baylee were attempting to fight, but Kokonilly was having trouble with her knife, and Baylee was still trying to get to me. I knew I had no choice. Kill or be killed. Whirling my sword in a flashing web of sparks around the decoy assassin, I hacked en down, blade flashing against the dark cloak.
I whipped around, the hooded figures standing there, mystically dangerous.
“You will not escape. Come.” said their leader. En was a tall, thin, dark shape with a pale blade glinting inside it’s robes. It flicked the sword upward, and I held my own directly at where on a normal human the throat would be.
A little bit before ZVX came, I realized my knife wasn’t working as well as it should have. I suddenly remembered me programming “Oil Swiss Army knife” onto my PDA-thing shortly before my kidnapping. I inwardly groaned and continued fighting.
Then ZVX swooped down and struck. When the cloaked figured popped up, I knew we were in big trouble.
And, of course, with my great self-control, I started panicking.
I stared at the grim pocession’s supposed to be their leader. “Go? Go where?”
I took off, speeding towards Titan. Of course I made another huge hole in the ceiling, but it didn’t matter. In a few hours, I reached Titan, discovering a little house upon the icy Titanite rocks. To my surprise, an orange bunny ran out of it. I quickly threw a normal sized pie into its face, then speeded into the room with my vehicle. My friend, TTP336, was holding a Titanite laser gun, pointing at an orange bunny. She was completely surrounded by bunnies. “Oh, you’re here, TEE325!†she smiled. “I’ve gotten us into a sticky situation.†I motioned for her to get into the vehicle and held up a Titanite pie with a tentacle…
Baylee lowered her sword. Enough was enough. They were outnumbered greatly, and she was sure they had things they didn’t. Things that could easily destroy them all. Baylee saw the leader press a hidden button. She quickly realized what would happen. “ZVX, MOVE!” the ropes that held the heavy metal board above ZVX were being cut, and she was pretty sure the holes in the wall were arrows. “DUCK!” shouted Kokonilly, “Really, where?” “NO DUCK!!!!”
“DUCK!!!!” I screamed, realizing at last the holes in the walls hid arrows. “Really? Where?” Baylee asked. I glared at her and screamed in her ear, “NO!!!! DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Obediently, everyone ducked. The arrows whooshed past our heads and one got stuck in my hair.
“What next?” I said grimly. “Cannons?”
“Oh, don’t jinx us,” I groaned, just as the cloaked leader said “Good idea. GET WORKING, peoples!”
The other cloaked figures bowed and left.
I slapped myself. “Fanatastic. Just fantastic.” I groaned.
I nodded at Baylee, who took out a miniature stun gun. Then, I tapped my foot impatiently and said “When are we gonna do something?”. The cloaked leader stepped closer threateningly, but collapsed before en could grab me. “Nice job, Baylee.” I grinned. ((I like grinning.))
((so do I, it sounds better than just smiled.))
Baylee let go of the trigger and the leader collapsed. “Anytime, Kokonilly.” She looked around, all the other cloaked figures had left to prepare bombs.
TTP336 saw my signal and quickly stepped into the vehicle. I fired my pies, knocking a few bunnies, while I drove out of the house of the bunnies My companion was surprised by my action. “Where are we going?†TTP336 asked. “Earth!†I replied. I sped towards Earth and prepared to land after a few hours. TTP336 was apparently surprised by the sight of Earth. “Earth looks strange. It is not a lovely shade of Titanite orange.†she muttered. I shrugged as we began to descent, breaking through the atmosphere. We were headed towards a bunja sub. “PREPARE TO CRASH!!!!!!†I screeched. And then…
((236 – Bombs? I thought it was cannons. Oh well.))
“So, now what do we do?”
((Bombs, cannons, what does it matter?))
“Who are you?” I snarled at the leader from where I lay on the floor. “Obviously some excuse for a–” I reeled as an iron fist collided with my head.
((I thought the leader was unconscious.))
AVALONGIRL:
I fell to the ground. Something had hit me. All I realized is that we were floating, and my wings were gone. Then I fainted.
SERAFINA:
I faintly noticed that there was a hole in the cealing. Mentally, I screamed, making sure EVERY fighter who knew me in the sub was going to know I was in trouble. I tried to grab on to something, and I did.
((Okay…can anyone fill me in on what’s been happening since post #179, when I left? What’s happened to William? He’s my character, so I’d kind of like to know)).
((202- Jerry? I thought he only existed in the SSSS’s/RRS’s. Ah, well)).
((I can’t juggle, and I don’t have a puppy))
“I think we should try and escape with our lives!”
((242- Um, we in in the bunja sub are being led away by some evil er, people(?) William is somewhere, not with us. I think he’s rallying his troops.))
“Escaping sounds good right about now.”
I flipped my Swiss Army knife open, found a small oil tin, and oiled it. I closed it again. “Okay, now we can go. I saw a hatch somewhere around here.”
I scoutwed ((please excuse any terrible spelling, as my wrist is is in a cast-thing)) out the hatch, unscrewed the lid, and led evrybody in.
((continue… what id in the hatch?))
We crashed into the bunja sub. “AHHHH!”I screamed. TTP336 looked pale. We made ANOTHER hole in the ceiling ((my third)) and crashed down…down…down…
BA.
Continued from 200… In the Underwater Tunnels…
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Dere’s no one here!
(Bookworm) Really?
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) Yep!
(Bookworm) I’m coming out!
(Three-Year-Old Nicegoodius) I’m so appy you came- *Falls to The Ground, Knifed*
(Black Bunny) I have you now…
(Bookworm) How many of you are there?
(Black Bunny) No idea! *Pauses* Anyway… *Attacks*
To Be Continued…
The hatch-thing opened into a very large, comfortable sub. It had a kitchen, a few computers, a couch, a bathroom. It looked like an underwater house! It would have been perfect, excluding the fact that everything was an eye-smarting shade of pink.
“Ack! My eyes!” I said as it opened. “This must be a bunny thing! It could be a trap!”
“It’s the only way out of here. And if it can move, we can escape and rescue someone else later. But if we stay here, we’ll just get captured again. Here, look! Sunglasses. Now come on!” *
We all piled into the sub. Kokonilly shut the hatch behind us, and ((someone? who can drive a sub?)) took the controls and got us moving. ((continue…))
* Anyone who wants to can say this. I’m not really sure who’s here except for me, Kokonilly, and Zinc.
We crashed, and probably damaged the spacecraft. “Earth is very fun, TEE325.” said TTP336. “It really is fun.” I muttered. I wonder how the Earthlings were? And the bunnies? I checked my spacecraft for damages. I had to start repair. “TTP336… help me!” I said. Except she was gone. ((she went to explore the sub, but I’m not supposed to know that))
((-248 I can drive a sub. Old skills from the first war.))
I manipulated the joystick. “Jeez…they’re still using this kinda cockpit? We had these in ’98.” I twitched the stick again experimentally. “Whoa there…” as the sub zipped to the right. “Come back on course, my good sub. Or as they would say in England, ‘old chap’–“
((Groundhog and I are back. *reads everything* YIPES! Oh well. At least I caught up here.))
As she got into the sub Baylee realized there was no room, and her sub was just around the corner. She leaped out and said quickly as she opened the airlock, “I’m going in my sub, just in case something happens, I have extra equipment and things, see ya!” she held her breath and swung it open. Baylee was a slow swimmer but could hold her breath for a long time. As she rounded the corner her sub came into view. She got in it and saw a hot pink blur rush pat her. “I know your there,” she said. The bunny came into view. It had one ear. “Oh, it’s you again. Why don’t you ever give up you bloody bunny?” She got out her sword and used the hilt to whack it in the head so it fell unconscious. She grabbed the controls and took after the bigger sub.
MARFwarrior dove into the sub at the last minute and sighed. She stayed still for about the next ten seconds before she said “I’m bored. Does anyone have a Rubik’s Cube?”
“No. We’re in the middle in the war,” I said flatly. “Unless that HPB over there has one.”
“Oh. Thanks, HPB,” MARFwarrior said, uNtil — “HPB???? AAAAHHH!!!!” She flailed around a bit and when the dust settled, the HPB was pieces — literally.
((250- they also might say, ‘me old mate’.))
((Back in the actual trench…)) Everyone who had been teleported by Groundhog was now resting comfortably (so to speak) in the trench. Luckily the wounded were okay. ‘Shame the Bookworm isn’t here yet’ I thought to myself. He would have sped things up considerably. I had counted heads before- at the moment, Baylee, ZVX, Crazy Titan Nerd, Zinc the Sorceress, Kokonilly, Serafina, Turquiose, and MARFwarrior were absent due to the rescue operation. I tried to contact ZVX via my MB communicator. Miraculously, I got a signal. ZVX picked up the call.
Hello, ZVX? Where are you and what are you guys doing?
*whistles* *empties explosives from torpedo* *puts torpedo in launcher* *aims at largest bunny sub* *climbs in torpedo and closes lid* *presses button on remote* *torpedo flies through the water and goes right through the bottom of bunny flagship submarine* *climbs out of torpedo* *watertight door closes as water rushes in* *dives through closing door*
((Thank’s for fixing up post 254 for me GAPA(s)!))
(( Ã߀ƒ, where in the bunny world are you?))
I heard the sound crackle over my radio.
“I’m in a bunja sub with… Zinc the Sorceress, Kokonilly, Serafina, Turquiose, and MARFwarrior…oh–and Baylee. We’re trying to escape from the bunnies. Similar situation to the tunnels. The Lab was destroyed with a controlled explosion from Groundhog. Bunnies coming in the sub followed by humans–they apparently don’t serve the bunnies, which makes it even worse. They’re under some other commander.” I switched off the talk feature and turned it to “recieve”.
((256- Currently in the largest bunny submarine, which they are using as their flagship and are coordinating the attack)).
*single bunny leaps out from behind corner* *kicks bunny in the head, knocking it out* *runs up stairs*
“Oh, ew.” I tossed the bunny bits overboard.
((Now what?))
I wrecked my spacecraft and lost TTP336! I was frustrated. I stuffed as many things as possible into my belt and started walking around.
((We need a new plot twist.))
The sub shuddered from a blow to the side. Orange splattering goo oozed over the windshield. A strange person I was vaguely able to recognize as a Titanite floated outside, apparently stunned.
“Pull en up here!” I roared of the the engine. “That’s a Titanite, not a bunny!”
or so I thought.
“NOO! Don’t! It’s a Titanite bunny! Move out! Move out!” I yelled, horrified. But it was too late. We docked, and they swarmed.
“Oh ***** it!” I snarled. “We’re finished!” I dispatched another Titanite bunny with a shot from my blaster. The world was orange. Pure, blinding orange. But there was pink too, growing in numbers as William and the rest swarmed on too. An orange paw clouted me over the head and I pitched forward on the controls of the sub. The engines revved as my head banged on the speed controls. I pushed myself up and hacked a bunny out of the way. There was absolutely no order in this battle. It was just bunnies and some small, insignificant humans, who were bravely attempting to fight. Smothered in orange and pink, a case of grenades exploded, denting the amount of bunnies, but others quickly filled their place. I struggled towards the button that said “Detonate” on the controls of te sub. Don’t let the bunnies find it….don’t let the bunnies find it…
There! I hit the button. Instant chaos ensued. Blazing explosions raced the length of the submarine, and bunnies vaporized into thin air. Fire raged all along, but luckily we were protected by the sheer weight of the bunnies on us. I saw Kokonilly tossed into the air by a bunny, then she fired in it’s face and it went limp on the floor. I almost laughed, had it not been for two clawed orange paws that closed on my neck.
“Ack…get….off….” I soundly punched the Titan bunny in the nose. It keeled over, releasing me.
I fell, but swiftly got back my legs. Bunnies hurtled through the air, screeching and brandishing weapons that appeared as if they’d come from the deepest mines of the bunnies. I felt a barrel touch the side of my neck.
“Just give me a reason…” the bunny hissed.
I privately grinned. Different species, same macho clichés. I grabbed the bunny and shoved him off.
“Stop! Or your friend–excuse me, fiend–dies!” I yelled over the mélee.
I fired a couple of times, then was suddenly tossed up into the air. Confused, I spun around and saw a jaw open, waiting to receive me as I fell. I blasted it. It went limp as I landed on it, but the damage was done. The orange bunny spit had gotten into one of my cuts. I knocked out a couple of bunnies, then the world went orange. I keeled over just as a fuzzy pink shape stood over me, gloating.
((THIS GETTING EXCITING. ALL MEMBERS OF THE RESISTANCE REPORT FOR DUTY.))
((ALL MEMBERS OF RESISTANCE REPORT TO DUTY)) “ZVX!” I shouted. “JUST GET RID OF IT!”
((THIS GETTING EXCITING! ALL MEMBERS OF THE RESISTANCE REPORT FOR DUTY.))
As the world was blinking out, I send out a message using my MB communicator. Help… I’ve been attacked by an orange bunny… that’s the third one… I’ve been black, pink, and now orange… not funny…
I’m here.
((The Black Bunny has me!))
270- ((Where are you??))
“Right!” I tossed the bunny onto his own ranks, causing mass consternation. “You hurt my friend and fellow MBer, I hate to break it to you, but you’re dead.” I slashed bunny out of the way, the others snarled and hissed, working themselves into a frenzy.
I whirled the sowrd like a lightsaber, smashing the bunnies away. Missiles hit me, but the bunnies continued to fall. Then–
A blast turned my over in midair and slammed me back into position on the floor. Imediately, I counted thirteen blade points pressing against various vital parts of my body.
“Kill me then…You cowards.”
((I am near the sub…))
I heard someone screaming, running to me… then everything went orange.
((??????? I’ve been captured!))
((274 intended to 271! ))
274- Yes, but where are you?
((ALL MEMBERS OF RESISTENCE REPORT TO DUTY))
I glanced around to see how we were doing. Not good. ZVX had swords pointed at him, Kokonilly had been captured (?) by a Titan bunny, and Turquoise, Baylee, MARFwarrior, and CTN were nowhere to be found. I, however, had my hands full. I was fighting 4 bunnies, one orange, one black, and two hot pink. Suddenly, someone or something yanked me into the shadows.
((Yipes magipes! Things are crazy! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
ZVX’s response came through, followed immediately by a persistent message from various MBers on the sub: ALL MEMBERS OF RESISTENCE REPORT TO DUTY. I practically dropped my communicator. I hurried over to Groundhog and POSOC.
“Guys, we need some equipment now if we want to have any chance in rescuing anyone.” Groundhog immediately handed me my bunnyproof suit and a ton of depigmatizer darts and then sent someone to rally up anyone able to fight. Putting my blaster in its holster, I looked out toward the sea. There, relatively near the trench, was the bunja sub. I could tell that a full scale battle was going on- bunja subs don’t ordinarily bounce around like that in the water. I jumped into my minisub and shot toward the others, sticking my vehicle to the side of the sub, near a window. I pulled open the window, slipped inside, and hurriedly shut the window so as not to cause a flood. I pulled down my visor, pulled out my weapon, and followed the noise. It was when I got to the door that silence suddenly fell.
*goes into room with several bunnies and machinary* *gets into a huge tangle which ends with many scratches and bruises, but all of the bunnies knocked senseless* *deactivates alarm* *presses and pulls many buttons and switches, starting a chain reation that will destroy the flagship and cripple the attack*
((Help…?))
((-279 IBCF, this thread is for fine pieces of excellent, albiet sometimes violent pieces of writing, not for *123456677889* *238120302* *183549438205* kinds of it. Please take time to write an intelligent post. ))
((But my dear ZVX, that is my style. I am not comfortable with writing “excellent, albiet, and sometimes violent pieces of writing,” as they often sound more corny than if done otherwise. Plus, I’m a very busy person, even during summer vacation. Sorry, but I don’t have time to write an “intellegent” post. right back at you)).
Baylee shouted code into the radio, “CLEAR THE WAY I’M COMING IN WITH A BLASTER, I REPEAT CLEAR THE WAY,” which sounded like, “TIT TUT SSSSH FTTT YRRRM tiiiiiiiiiiiiiit tum TIT TUT SSSSSSH!” she jumped into the sub.
((I sent out a cry for help too! Baylee? Groundhog? Anyone? HELP!!!))
((BAYLEE? ARE YOU THERE?))
“What do you want?” I say to my captor, baring my teeth. “Spit it out.”
((276-I have no idea where I am! Do you?))
I looked around. The blade points remained in the same place, not moving an inch, at least as far as I could tell.
A bunny laughed coldly. “Nice try human…really, this is no time for that. Typical heroic stereotype, that’s what you are human. You might as well throw rocks.”
As much as I resented it, this comment stung. Hard. It was what I would normally call a, “plain stupid attempt at goading”, but was unable to. It definitely messed with my psychology.
I continued to lay there, trying, and failing, to look as if this particular jibe was of no interest. The bunnies sniggered through their ears. ((don’t ask how they managed that.))
“Well human, I’m getting a little bored with you. Maybe a spot of torture would liven you up…or perhaps, just…killing you….”
With the flagship crippled and communications down, the bunnies could no longer coordinate. But just as I finished, there was a sound from the hallway. I pressed a switch to close the door. Too late. A hybrid slid through right before the door shut. I whipped out my pie gun and splattered the controls, then ran for the exit, ducking to avoid the flame.
((Help?))
I awoke in a plain room.
Baylee ran into the room and let the pie launcher go crazy. Grenades that only explode when the touch hot pink flew too. As some concrete golfball pies hit many bunnies in the head, Baylee went to look for Kokonilly.
I loaded most of my depigmatizer darts, leaving the rest in easy reach. I pulled out my blaster and peeked into the room. ZVX was covered by 13 bunnies; Kokonilly was nowhere to be seen; Truquoise and MARFwarrior had also vanished; Zinc was in the shadows, covered by something. I was about to burst into the room when Baylee jumped into the room from somewhere (no clue where). I immediately ran in, shooting at anybunny in the way. Chaos ensued immediately.
BEWARE: Disturbing content within.
Nothing was on the walls. I was surrounded by orange bunnies. “Hello?” I asked fuzzily. “ZVX? Baylee? MARFwarrior?”
“Shut up!” I heard. “We heard about your little rebellion. CTN has also been captured.”
I gasped audibly. “CTN?”
“Yes, weakling.” I felt a furry paw slap me. “You mean nothing to us. We could kill you and your little friends now.”
My blood ran cold. “Well, you can’t do that!” I said, trying to act tough. “We… we have an established army.”
I felt another slap. “No, you don’t. You only have the ten of you. Now, DIE!”
Then everything winked out.
((293-Oh no! Are you dead? Sorry I couldn’t help! I’ve been captured!))
((ok *takes deeeep breath* this is what I get for being so neglegent. *sighs* well, here comes my HUGE catch up comments: *takes another deeeep breath*
241- Sefrina, did you come into my wooden sub? if noth that is fine, seeing as I have been so neglegent
254- I know I havent been here in ages, but I THINK that I distracted William for CTN to take him yout, (IDK where he is now…) saw CTN leve then come back, reported bace to the trench, got the signal (by the way, 266-268- YES SIRS… and MAEMS!) and am now headed to the flagship… oh yeah that got destroyed… well thatn, to wherever the most bunnies are! phew! glad that’s over. now I will right in present time!))
I arrive bace at the trench just in time to get the Renforcements message and, once more, form my capslue/ mini sub and prepare to go out. “anyone who is still able to fight and dostn have transport can come wiht me!” *anyone who wants to piles into my sub, and we take off*
I specifically target kokonilly’s call, as she seems the most ignored. the tracker on my wrist steers me towards a small ridge on the bottom of the huge sub, just big enough to fit a room in ((koko, you ARE still on the sub… arent you? or am I hopelessly confuzzled?))I home in on it, looking for a way inside without drowingn kokonilly
I ran out of the control room and towards the bunja sub dock. This was a mistake. Dozens of bunnies were entering the bunja subs, and they immediately gave pursuit. The angry hybrid breathed flame, and several bunnies were forced to duck and dive out of the way. I quickly jumped into a bunja sub and shut the hatch, pushing an obstructing bunny into the water. The bunnies jumped on the hatch and attempted to break in, but I quickly submerged and sped away from the ship, sending the attackers floundering in the water.
~
*flagship, with it’s navigation and communications offline, moves blindly through the ocean, straight towards the trench*
there it is! a service hatch! as I am about to close in, I see a struggle at the bunja sub dock. I fire a couple of shots at their gas takns, blowing up a whole row of subs and bunnies, thankfully missing IBEF. I steer closer to the hatch and my capsue begins to dissolve. “everyone, or noone, depending on who got in this thing, put on breathing devices of the underwater variety!” the sub disolves completly, and I work on the service hatch. I blast the lock on a lo setting, and it opens. I sim inside and the water drains. I open the inner door. “hi kokonilly! lets get out of here shall we-” *notices hulking gaurds advancing on me* “oh MUFFINS!” ((I thought cake was getting a bit over used)) *pulls our blsater only to find it waterlogged* (duh duh duh!)
((297- Woah! We’re in completely different subs! Kokonilly and company are in a bunja sub near the trench, and I’m in the bunny flagship)).
((Where am I? I leave for a week-or so-and something goes crazy! And my post didn’t go through. Can someone direct me to the new pie war?))
AVALONGIRL:
“HPB!!” I screamed. Then I screamed extremely loudly “Sorry! HVB! Hot Violet Bunny! And HWBS and HBBS!*”
And flailed about. And was captured.
“Human, I’ll take you to your…friends. Seeing as that’s your term.”
The HVB then noticed earthgirl. I was thrown into another sub, where I heard Kokonilly through a door. Then everything was quiet. “Kokonillyyyyyyy!!” I screamed, bursting though the door…and noticing 40 bunnies. “Oh, cake.”
DUM DUM DUMM DUMMMM!!!
*=((Hot White Bunny and Hot Black Bunny. It’s just possible, so don’t ask.))
SERAFINA:
((Blacked out in sub where William was, due to being hit with RFKB blasts twice. Helpppp…..))
((New thread-we have about 300 posts. But please let my other post through…))
luckilly, or unluckily, depending on who you are, Avalongirl (( I have been spelling you name wrong FOREVER!! so sorry )) came stumbling in, distracting the GHBPs (giant HPBs) for a couple of seconds. unfourtunatly, she was chased by a horde (or just one) HVB that looked like it was from Venus. I chuck my bunnyblaster at the nearest bunny and yank out a brand new bunny-imploder ((so they dissapear and we dont have to clean up the HP/V/W/BP corpses)) that I had grabbed from the experimental wepons rack in the trench. “ok, BP, think of this as your field test” I muttered and started firing! “it WORKS GREAT!!!” I begin to implode nuberous varied colored bunnies, hoping Kokonilly and Avalongirl have firepower
((yes, new thread please))
(300, 302) Lots of threads continue well past 300 posts, and there are no extenuating circumstances for haste in this instance. Besides, we’ve created a bunch of new threads in the past few days.
((earthgirl–you saw post 298, right? I’m by myself in the flagship, and you’re with everyone else in a bunja sub)).
I drifted in and out of consciousness… at one point, I saw Avalongirl…
((294 – Of course I’m not dead, silly.
295 – I think you’re confused.))
“I was the commander of the vessel that killed your city.” My captor said. My mouth opened in shock. “And now, survivor, I’ve come to kill you.” He smiled, showing his fangs, the only thing visible under his cloak. “No!†I breathed. “And no, I’m not an HPB. They’re too crude to be me.†he sniffed. “Wrong!†said a voice behind him. “You’re too crude to be them.†And with that, my old friend, Leafygreen, stuck a sword in his stomach and killed him. “Leafygreen!†I said. “I didn’t know you were still alive!â€
((New character! Leafygreen is my best friend in real life, but she doesn’t have much time to go on the computer. She lurves animals, and kind of violent in a hyper way.))
((Sorry I haven’t posted for so long!))
As I scrambled to mobilize the remaining resistance members, I felt a pang of despair. It seemed that no matter what we did, the bunnies managed to use it as a tactical advantage. Attempting to keep my mind off of things, I sent the worker bots off to the lab’s new location with the salvaged equipment. It didn’t work. As soon as the bots were out of sight, my despair deepened. My first encounter with the HPBs began to play in my head.
I sat at the edge of a field, wearing my prototype bunnyproof suit. I scattered some hot pink pellets on the ground nearby. Almost immediately, a group of hot pink bunnies bounded out of the underbrush and devoured the pellets. Then they noticed me. They attacked, some attempting to rip open the suit’s fabric, while others detached their heads and tried to break through my helmet. I smirked. This thing was completely baffling the bunnies! After a few minutes, the bunnies appeared to grow fatigued and stopped attacking me. They appeared to be infuriated by both my smugness and the fact that they couldn’t harm me. “You think you’re so smart, human.†one of them snarled. “You think you’ve outwitted us. You think you can resist us. You are an idiot. No one can resist our power. Join us now, and we will be merciful to you. Resist us, and we will crush you.†The other bunnies began to chant. “Resistance is useless. Resistance is useless. Resistance is useless. Resistance is useless…†Was it indeed useless to resist the bunnies? It certainly seemed so. But we couldn’t just give up to them and allow them to turn us, the last members of the free world, into mindless slaves. We couldn’t let the world succumb to evil. But the bunnies really were crushing us, and at the rate we were going we’d all be dead or bunnified within a year. I thought about Alice. The bunnies had snuck her back to us as a hypnotized spy. Pity we couldn’t do the same to them. After all, how could we make one of them into a spy for us? Their brains were too hardwired to turn by hypnosis or even by uber-hypnosis. This thought gave me an idea. It wasn’t a happy one, but it seemed to be the only viable option. We couldn’t attack the bunnies head-on, they were too strong and numerous. We needed to attack them from the inside. And if we couldn’t sneak in a bunny spy, then maybe we could sneak in a human spy. Or spies. We would have to make the bunnies think that we had been defeated, and then attack them from within, perhaps by acting as if we were zombified to get close to them. We would probably lose all of our dignity pretending to be slaves to those things, but if it destroyed the bunnies then it would be worth it for the rest of humanity. The only question was how to pull everyone out of their various situations of capture and such so that we could implement this plan. Filled with a sense of purpose once more, I ran off to the new lab to work on getting everyone back to the base safely.
I joined Groundhog in the lab and immediately noticed a marked change in her demeanor. Where before she had seemed hopeless and indecisive, now she seemed positively cheerful. When I inquired, she detailed her plan.
I sped the bunja sub back towards the trench. I looked at the scanner to see that more than a dozen bunja subs and the entire flagship were chasing after me. But the flagship didn’t seem to be going straight. With the navigation systems down, it was relying on the bunja subs to guide it to me–and the base, I realized. The bunnies now don’t know exactly where the base is, I thought. That huge flagship doesn’t look very maneuverable. If I got rid of the bunja subs somehow, I could lead it into a rock wall, or another submarine, or someting. I took to the controls and set a new course.
AVALONGIRL:
“You’re ok? Thank the muffins you’re fine! Now…I saw earthgirl outside, she’s busy doing various gruesome things to bunnies. You have any WAY-underripe-sour-raw-lime pies?”
Not waiting for her to answer, I quickly pulled out some and tossed them at 20 of the bunnies. 18 bunnies turned a light green and collapsed. The other 2, however, turned a brighter pink (they’re giant hpbs-like, 10 ft? 8 ft? Seeing as AvalonGirl is 5’2, that’s big to her…) and tried to grab me! Sadly, it did, and I hung helpless in the air. I was being crushed! “AAAA!!!!” I screamed. Loudly.
SERAFINA:
((She’s not been seen since post 170! Let’s just say she’s out of the storyline for now. Maybe dead, maybe unconscious for 200 posts…but right now I have no idea where she is, and if anyone else dragged her out of there.))
((I’m just assuming that giant hpbs are somewhere about 8 ft-at the least, they can pick AvalonGirl up and crush her!,.))
I felt something pull me, pull me, pull me… I wondered if someone had activated a transport pull on me… I was moving through the air… Suddenly, I found myself going toward the ground where I saw a pair of people. After a second, I discovered that they were POSOC and Groundhog. I landed gracefully, and turned to them. “Hello.” I said, “Did someone activate a MuserTransport, or is that the effect if the earlier that failed?”
“Hi,” I said fuzzily. “It’s my birthday today…”
Ignoring my last comment, Avalongirl said “You’re ok? Thank the muffins you’re fine! Now…I saw earthgirl outside, she’s busy doing various gruesome things to bunnies. You have any WAY-underripe-sour-raw-lime pies?”
I opened my mouth to answer, when she took out a bunch of pies.
((Kokonilly…my ribs are being crushed by a giant HPB! I know you’re kinda-out-of-action right now, but-waitaminute, get off my keyboardHELLPPPPPPP! HPB attac-))
((OBEY THE BUNNIES
SURRENDER YOUR LIVES
ALL YOUR AGENTS ARE BELONG TO US))
((Stupid restricted internet access….
265 – “Different species, same macho cliches” Artemis Fowl, am I right?))
((I’m with MARFwarrior and Baylee, right?))
((new thread? I know, but it’s a good time to set off a new one.))
The bunny roughly grabbed my by the shoulder, pulling me up. “You know where you’re going don’t you? To see his highest honors William. Bye-bye little human, you won’t be–” I never got to find out about what I wouldn’t be, as a dark shape materialized out of nowhere from behind the bunny and blasted en squarely in the back. The bunny sank to the floor, dropping me. This new individual was a good deal taller than I was, maybe 7 feet. An orange pie flashed under en’s cloak. The bunnies were dumbfounded; Their leader lay on the floor, never rising.
En suddenly moved like lightning. The bunnies scatter as jagged orange pies splattered over their combed hot pink coats. A bunny flew over me, and I took the liberty of snatching it out of the air with my free hand.
Suddenly, a blaster tip was held in my back.
((-314 yep. sorry for the double post. let’s hope Eoin Colfer doesn’t sue me for that. ))
I noticed Avalongirl was slightly being squashed. I went over and shoved the bunny off of her. “Get off my friend!” I yelled. Then I punched him in the face.
((I am sorry I haven’t posted in so very long, but I am here now. We can assume I have been quite useful for the past who-knows-how-many posts. I am now in the lab with POSOC and Groundhog.))
I listen in silence to Groundhog’s plan, and then reflect for a few moments. I come to a decision, and open my mouth to speak.
“I can be a spy,” I say quietly. I have a grey, pained, and more than a little bit frightened expression on my face. “They already think I am one of them, so… I might be more convincing than everyone else…” I trail off into a hopeful silence. In this case, however, the hope isn’t very hopeful. In fact, it’s pretty much hopeLESS.
I sigh, and wait for a reply. If I am sent as a spy into HPB territory, I know this very well might be my last adventure.
((If at some point you people decided I was dead, or did anything interesting to me, oh well. I am alive and well, and I am here.))
“You will be our spy? Really?”
“I think that the teleporter keeps trying to bring you back, unless you were completely out of range when it started, in which case it wouldn’t have realized you were there.” I replied to The Bookworm’s question. “So there may be some others appearing here unexpectedly as well. I’m not sure.” Then Pillbury Doughgirl volunteered to be a spy. I was surprised, given that she’d already been attacked by the bunnies. One would think that she’d want to stay in the background after that, not jump into bunny territory. But she was obviously a fighter through and through. “Okay.” I replied to her. “We’ll probably all end up doing spy duty at some point, but some of us will be doing it more than others. If you can be one of those people, that would be great.†I looked around at the almost-assembled lab. This new tactic would require different types of equipment than what we were using right now. We’d still need transporters and such, but guns and other blatantly offensive weapons wouldn’t work in these situations. No, there was a lot of inventing for me to do. But the first thing we needed was all of our members back. I searched the storage drawers until I found a box labeled “Spare Parts.†I opened it, and pulled out not spare parts but a bag of dartlike things. I couldn’t have these labeled correctly–just in case of the lab fell into unscrupulous hands. I also pulled a small handheld computer out of the box and turned it on. “These are miniature search and rescue bots.†I said to POSOC. “Sorry I never told you about them, but I figured that if we might not ever need them that it was better if no one else knew. If the bunnies got their hands on them then they’d be able to send them to capture all of us. Anyway, what they do is explore the area around their release point, covering a wider range with each sweep. As soon as one of them detects a resistance member, it homes in on him or her. The little computer here coordinates them so that they don’t all go after one person or just attach themselves to us. It also shows us the feeds from the bots’ cameras if we so desire. The bots can crawl, swim, and fly, as well as bore through some substances, so even if someone’s in a bunja sub, a bot could bore through the rubber door seal and get inside. Once a bot finds the resistance member that it detected in the first place, it attaches itself to his or her body and we can make it teleport him or her back here. They are kinetically powered– anything that jostles them gives them energy–so we won’t have to worry about their batteries running out halfway through. I’m thinking that we should send these after everyone who’s out there, just in case. I just need a door or something to release these thorough. Is there anyplace where the bunnies won’t notice a door opening?â€
Bunnies were everywhere- it was all I could do to keep shooting and hold up. Kokonilly was free, fighting, and rescuing Avalon Girl. Suddenly some en started swarming in. The main En went straight for ZVX, who was surrounded by bunnies. He killed the bunnies but was now trying to kill ZVX. Another en was on top of Zinc the Sorceress, but she was rescued by Leafygreen. ((hello new character! Nice to meet you!)). Turquiose, MARFwarrior, and Baylee were still out of sight. ‘Guess I’ll be going on a search mission soon’ I thought to myself. In the meantime, I blasted the En on top of ZVX, who promptly collapsed, freeing ZVX. Shooting depigmatizer darts at all bunnies in my way, I battled by way to ZVX’s side.
“ZVX! Are you okay?†He seemed shaken, but otherwise unhurt. I handed him another blaster and some depigmatizer darts.
We continued fighting, but no matter how many bunnies we killed, more seemed to come. Hopelessness started to engulf me- ‘there are too many of them’ I thought helplessly.
“Thanks,” I accepted the blaster and promptly shot a bunny with it. “Mine was low on juice. Groundhog’s going to kill us if we don’t get back with Baylee, Kokonilly and Zinc.” I saw the despair on Kittymine’s face. “There’s not to many of them! We did the tunnels, why not this!” I knew they were empty words, but empty words with a grain of truth in them. I pulled a small wad of something from my pocket. It couldn’t be…But it was! A small wad of paper with anti-bunny explosive smeared all over.
“Hey bunnies,” I said loudly. “Like it hot pink?” I tossed the paper over them, and a colossal blast ensued. Crackling fire zipped all around, destroying the bunnies’ forces. They attempted to put out the explosions with their paws, but that only made it worse as it only detonated at the touch of a bunny. Zinc and Leafygreen were buried under a mass of hot-pink madness. I waded in, bunnies covering me too. “Zinc! Leafygreen!” I yelled into the seething mass. “If you’re still alive give a shout!” a faint cry came from the middle of the snarling bunnies, explosions still rocketing around the room.
Regardless of the deadly bunnies, I crashed in, blasting the lagamorphic fiends out of the way. The sight that I saw when I reached Zinc certainly didn’t please me. She and Leafygreen were huddled at the feet of a black bunny. Stupid of me. I should have known, I would now probably end up killing myself as well as Zinc and Leafygreen; The bunny was more than a match for all of us, but maybe, just maybe, we could bring down the black bunny together…
“YAAH!” I yelled as I kick ed the bunny in the stomach, as Leafygreen bopped it in the head. The bunny growled, even more frustruted.
((can I have a riddle… Bookworm told me that it is how you get brain points))
I found myself in yet ANOTHER tunnel with MARFwarrior and Baylee. This place is endless! Where the heck are we?!
Sounds of fighting echoed down to us. “Sounds like fun,” I said sarcastically. “Shall we go?”
((-324 sure! here’s the previous riddle that was posted ages ago…
What is gray and slimy
What is a key to all
What allows those to ponder
Or to do the launder?
the point shall take your answer!
in case you’re wondering, this is what the point looks like…
___
(00)
+++
the brain point shall post at your answer.))
I grabbed the bunny from behind. It screamed and whipped around.
“You!” It screeched in my face. “Prepare to die human!”
((if you want to know exactly why the bunny is just so angry at me, read thread one.))
“Yes, I think we should,” they came to a place where the tunnel forked. An orange glow could be seen in the left tunnel, “I say we go left,”
((326-A Sponge?))
“Cool bots! When did you make them?” I say to Groundhog.
((326 – Oh! Wow! I just got it! A brain!))
A random bunny flew out of the tunnel toward us. I zapped it with my depigmentizer dart. It screamed and alerted the rest of them to our presence.
“Oh, cake.”
((Wow, I haven’t been here for three days. Where am I? And is TTP336 a new character?))
((293- Are you sure it’s me, not TTP336?))
((315- Is that the friend from Titan?))
((Where did the orange bunnies come from? How did they get here? Have I made a huge mistake? Is anyone in danger?))
((Sorry for doubleposting, but can anone answer the questions I have?))
I was… somewhere. Where was TTP336? Where am…I? I saw a flash of orange and thought I saw an orange bunny. An ORANGE bunny? How did they get here? HOW????
When I had gotten rid of a couple bunnies, without any weapons, I decided to grab Avalongirl (who had also been fighting) and run. I ran into a sea of HPBs, although they appeared not to notice us. I nodded to Avalongirl, who took out five in a blur of pink. I waded to the back to where Zinc and Leafygreen were cornered and walloped the biggest bunny I could find on the head (with another bunny). It sank slowly. I took out five (actually, ten, I guess) more in the same fashion.
((326…
Easy, the brain.
What is gray and slimy… Grey Matter.
What is a key to all… Almost anything can be solved with the brain.
What allows those to ponder… Ponder, think.
Or to do the launder?… All actions come from the brain.
Thanks!!))
((330,331?))
((334 – I’m just as confused as you, CTN.))
((-329 You are hereby awarded 30 brain points!))
((-333 oh, 30 points to you to!))
((336 – Thanks!))
((330, 331, please?))
((I’m really confused: What’s going on?))
AVALONGIRL:
“Kokonilly…” I moaned faintly. “My ribs…” And was quickly swamped by bunnies biting my legs.
Luckily, that was when Serafina came busting in. She blazed a path of destruction over to me. “You ok?” she asked. “if you’re not, just poke their ears. Trust me, it works.”
SERAFINA:
I poked some bunny ears, and helped AvalonGirl up.
“Your ribs? Whaaa?” I said, walloping another two on the head. I turned to see Serafina poking some bunny ears, but I had my doubts about that method. I whacked a few more HPBs, confused.
((May I have another Riddle?
They are really fun!))
((Groundhog? POSOC? Pillsbury? Hard to carry on a conversation when the people aren’t there!))
((what’s goind on? sorry about my absence))
((Just asking… is my friend from Titan a new character?))
TEE325:
I was dazed, and surrounded by orange bunnies. “How did you get here?” I screamed. “And where i9s TPP336?”
TTP336:
Oh, I am lost. Where was TEE325? And how did the orange bunnies arrive? I thought they were on Titan!
((339- We are in the sub, fighting a massive amount of bunnies. I’m not sure how the Orange Bunnies came, but it seems that William was able to summon them, obviously trying to quash our resistance in one fell swoop. TTP336 is somewhere in the sub- she is either with Turquiose’s group (Turquoise, MARFwarrior, and Baylee) or with the rest of us fighting bunnies upstairs in the sub (ZVX, Zinc the Sorceress, Avalongirl, Serafina, Kokonilly, Leafygreen, and myself). You could be with either group you wish to be with. Oh, you could also be in the trench with Groundhog, POSOC, the Bookworm, and Pillsbury Doughgirl.))
AVALONGIRL:
“They hurt…” I moaned. “Badly…I-” I grimaced, “I think I might have broken one…and my arm too…”
I somehow poked a bunny nose, and it let out a screech and turned bright green and fainted. “Did you see that?”
SERAFINA:
“Yahoo!” I yelled, clinging to some pipes on the ceiling. Then I hung by my legs and grabbed some bunnies, holding them upside down.
((I’m reading a Larry Gonick book in real life! The Cartoon History of the United states!))
((Sorry!))
“I made them pretty early on, before we had gotten driven underground. That was when we were walking around in bunny-infested areas and might have ended up getting captured. If someone went missing, we could send out the bots to rescue him or her. We never got into any situation like that though, so I never brouhg them out. I’ve upgraded them a few times since then, made them smaller and more maneuverable, but they do the same things now that they did at the beginning.” I explained. “I’d kind of forgotten about them recently. They would have been useful for rescuing Alice, but I didn’t remember them.â€
((344 – Ask Turquoise or Beatlesrockr about your dilemma. I have no idea.
347 – I have a ton of his books! They’re all REALLY GOOD!!!))
“What did you do to the bunny?” I asked, mystified, until I remembered she was injured. I picked her up gingerly, not touching her chest in any way, or her left arm, and sprinted out of there.
((344- read post 346))
((I don’t feel like I have any more influence in the RPG. Maybe I should kill off my character))…
((nah, just take some more time on your posts! ))
((351- No! Please don’t kill of your character! YOU ARE STILL INFLUENTIAL IN THIS RPG!! When I think of Bunny Apocalypse, I think of you and Groundhog. You could continue your pursuit scene, you could join up with one of the other groups, or you could make up a new scene to stick your character in. Do whatever you feel will be best, but please don’t leave us unless you feel it absolutely necessary or are just bored of the thread.))
((352- ))
Last I knew, I was in Groundhog’s lab…
“The lower garbage hatch,” I replied. “They won’t notice a waste jettison during a battle like this one. Wyatt!”
“Yessir!”
“Take these things down, send them out the chute.”
I handed the bag of bots to Wyatt. Then I programmed the minicomputer to open a screen for any bot that detected a resistance member, so we could see when it reached said resistance member. Also, we might be able to glean some information from the views of the bunja subs as the bots sneaked into them.
They entered a large room, where they saw the rest of the resistance were… poking the bunnies ears? The HPBs were screaming in agony they minute someone touched one of it’s sensitive ears.
Panting, I came to a stop in front of the lab. I wandered in and saw Groundhog and POSOC. “Avalongirl’s hurt!!!” I screeched. “Rib and arm broken, and she’s going unconscious!”
“Cake! Get her to the infirmary, I’ll be down directly!”
I followed POSOC to the Infirmary. When I got there, Kokonilly and AvalonGirl were already there. I felt for AvalonGirl’s pulse. It was definite, and in no danger. I began gauzing a cast on her arm…
The bunny’s paw shot out, grabbing me by the throat. It squeezed, crushing the windpipe.
I gripped the bunny’s paws, trying to pull them away, but it just kept on applying pressure. I was starting to fade. Fast. I knew that there was no way out. I was as good as dead…
I woke in a small cell. I raised my head, looking around blearily from the floor. My throat ached heavily from where the black bunny had attacked, and there were two identical puncture marks on my wrist. They’d drugged me with a dart injection. Things were becoming clearer, sharper; I felt in my belt for anything–anything left as a weapon. No luck. The bunnies must have taken my blaster, sword, dart gun and PINMB.
Great, I thought. Really great. So now I’m locked in a cell with no sense of direction at all. For all I know I’m in the bunnies’ fortress. I soon realized how true that was…
((358- Kokonilly- how did you get to the trench without letting in any bunnies? Aren’t you in the sub that is having a large battle?))
*poke, poke,* “My this is easy- and great fun too!” I remarked to ZVX. Then the black bunny appeared in front of us, his ears armored and doom in his eyes.
“I always speak one sentence too soon.”
((Whoops! Please ignore post 362- post 361 wasn’t on my screen at that point. in subsitution for that post…))
I contined fighting bunnies while counting heads- it is not a good idea to lose track of your fellows. It was lucky that I did. I noticed the black bunny slinking away silently with a limp shape in its paws that looked suspiciously like…
“ZVX!” I cried, but not too loudly. I couldn’t stop the bunny now- my only choice was to follow it and try and rescue ZVX. I quickly told Zinc the Sorceress where I was going and hurried silently after the bunny, flicking the setting on my suit to ‘camouflage’.
SERAFINA:
((Still in bunny sub. Gonna give ZVX company!))
“AAAAAAAA!!” I screamed. My last thought was Apparently, there are some flying bunnies. How strange. Then everything went black.
My eyes flickered open. I realized I was in intense pain. And than I noticed…my arms and legs were shackled to to the wall. And there was someone else in there. “ZVX?” I said. “You okay? I still have my SHWTOM*, but I can’t reach it. You have any lockpicks?” I asked.
*=Super Helpful Walkie-Talkie of MuseBloggers.
“I have to go…” I muttered sleepily. “Everyone… else… is… still… fighting…” I toppled over.
I see kokonilly and avalon girl fleeing the scene ((I am here to for whoever forgotme on their head counts. sorry for my continuous absesces)) I followed them, imploding bunnies out of my way. I cought up wiht them in the tunnle. “we need to get Avalongilr somewhere calm and safe. You could use some quiet too kokonilly, after being knoced out and regaining concious in the middle of a battle. ” I take over supporthing Avalongirl since kokonilly still looked weak. “where should we go?”
I need reenforcements… I think, struggling to support the weak avalongirl and the unconcious kokonilly ((sorry for the double post, but I didnt see kokonilly’s last one, and I couldnt leve her on the floor could I?))
((Um, eria, we already got to the lab, but let’s say this happened before we got there.))
“To the lab.” I said weakly. “We have to get her to the infirminary.”
((Oh, and I fell over in the lab. No need to help me here; this is the past. o.0 ))
((sorry about that… I really need to be more regular… wait! the lab got blown up! do you mean the trench?))
after everyone got into the lab and kokonilly fell over, I tried to tell groundhog and co. what had happened. they were astounded about the 8-10′ tall bunnies, but seemed preoccupied. “ok, what’s the matter? do you have a plan to get every one back? how do we get rid of the bunnies?” as they answer ((and they had better…))I help Avalongirl lie down on a cot, and someone helps me do the same for knocked out kokonilly, they would have to stay there till we had more people to get them to the infirmary
((369 – No it didn’t! What?))
TEE325:
I started wandering around, and saw an orange bunny. ORANGE BUNNY???But weren’t they on Titan? I pies the bunny.
TTP336:
I looked for the earthlings, and couldn’t find TEE325…
((344 – I think we just entered a room full of fighting Musers and HPBs. Again.))
I jumped in and poked some bunnies’ ears. They squealed and completely killed my eardrums. ((temporarily, I’m not actually deaf))
((And I have absolutely no ideas right now, that’s as much as I can think of, sorry))
“Nope. They must’ve searched me. All I’ve got is a none-too-sharp swiss army knife. Well, they’ll probably be coming down any minute now…” My voice trailed off miserably. The chains were really starting to dig in. The lock appeared tight and strong, two keyholes showing in the dim light of the dark room.
“Can you reach my pocket? I think the knife’s in there.” I attempted to wriggle into a position where Serafina could reach the pocket of my jeans. Convenient, chain us up just barely within reach of each other.
As I was sneaking silently and almost invisibly behind the giant Black Bunny, I heard the sound of rotors behind me. ‘Rotors?’ Flattening myself against the wall, I saw a HPB hovering along, holding Serafina in its paws. The Black Bunny turned its head at the noise and made some sort of noise at the helibunny, who replied with a cackle and a smirk. Both bunnies started moving at a quicker pace.
After a few minutes the bunnies came to a large dungeon, where they promptly began chaining their two prisoners to the walls. I flattened myself against the wall again (this seems to be becoming a habit ). With a final flourish, the Black Bunny finished chaining ZVX and left the dungeon with the Helibunny in tow. As soon as I heard their pawfalls/rotor sounds receding, I hurried over to ZVX and Serafina. ZVX appeared to be drugged, whereas Serafina was merely knocked out. I sat by the side and waited.
Not long after, ZVX stirred and started feeling around for a weapon. Then Serafina woke up.
“ZVX? You okay? I still have my SHWTOM*, but I can’t reach it. You have any lockpicks?†asked Serafina.
“I do†said I, stepping away from the wall and turning off the camoflage setting on my suit. Both MBers gasped in surprise. Pulling out my lockpick, I proceeded to attack the chains with vigor.
a face appears in the window of the cell where serafina and izVX!((i replecated that the best i could)) were chained. ” need any help?” i called. “who are you? i dont recognize your voice. how did you know we were here?” called serafina. i replied “you seem to be capable of short distance mental telepathy. i was nearby and suddenly had the urge to look in this window. BTW, you are underground” i removed one of the iorn bars and scaled down the wall to help.
I hunted around outside for a few seconds until I found a double-deck cart. I moved AvalonGirl and Kokonilly onto the cart and wheeled them to the infirmary. The Bookworm walked in a few seconds later. “Can you take care of them?” I asked. “You’re much more qualified to do this than I am.” I then rushed back up to the lab and found that three of the bots had homed in on a resistance member. I opened three screens for them, and discovered that the views were practically identical. The bots appeared to be flying down a hallway of some sort. They landed on a steel door and began to eat through it. Once they were through, they flew towards the three resistance members in the room–Serafina, ZVX, and Kittymine–and attached themselves to them. “Okay peoples,†I muttered. “Time to ess-capayy.†I pressed the “Retrieve†button on the computer, bringing them back.
Having completed AvalonGirl’s arm cast, I looked at Kokonilly. It appeared she had dropped from exhastion and dehydration. I hooked her up to an IV, and left her asleep. I sat down, and waited for either of them to regain consciousness…
“Kittymine! how did you–” I broke off. “It is really you isn’t it? Or am I just experiencing visions from the drug? Tasted bad enough…”
My eyes fluttered open. “Bookworm?” I bolted upright. “Where is everybody?” I put my head in my hand and groaned. “I shouldn’t have left them, shouldn’t have left them…”
“They are all okay. You suffered from dehydration and exhaustion. There is nothing major, but you’ll have to stay IVed for a few more hours.”
I groaned again. “An IV? Can’t I just drink a couple bottles of water then be on my way?” Seeing the look on Bookworm’s face – a mixture of pity, anger, exasperation, and frustration ((big words, huh?)) – I recoiled and resigned to staying in a bed.
((can i have another riddle?))
((what’s going on now? it seems to have nothing to do with what was happening before))
((Um… I don’t know what’s happening now…))
((What is happening now is that MARFwarrior, AVX, Serafina, and myself are in the dungeon, about to be transported by the bots sent by Groundhog. Kokonilly and Avalongirl are in the infirmary being taken care of by Bookworm.))
I had just finished unlocking ZVX’s chains when I felt something latch on to my arm. I looked down and saw a small, dart-shaped something stuck on my arm, blipping and flashing with a red light.
“What the?-”
The small light turned green. I felt a strong tug and suddenly I was flying through a whirl of colors and sound, finally landing with a soft thump in the trench. As I stood, I saw that ZVX, Serafina, and MARFwarrior had been transported also.
After a few minutes, AvalonGirl woke up too. “You broke an arm and a rib. I needed to apply gauze and casting.”
((alteration to 376: there are four bots in there, not three. And where are the rest of the resistance members? I know there are more…))
I jumped back as ZVX, Serafina, MARFwarrior and Kittymine appeared in the middle of the new lab. “Hi guys.” I said, plucking the bots off of their arms and attempting to sound as if my friends teleported from bunja subs into my lab everyday. Then I dropped the cool act, ran back to Kittymine and gave her what was probably the hug of her life. But I had to get back to work, so I sent them all down to the infirmary with instructions to get checked over by the checkup machine. Then I switched off the four bots that I’d just collected and turned back to the minicomputer. The rest of the bots were still searching.
((Once I find out where everyone else is, I’ll make the bots find them too. Okay with everyone?))
((Groundhog: Baylee, Turquiose, Leafygreen, ZInc the Sorceress, TEE325 and TTP336 (not sure which is CTN and which is her friend), and Baylee are still in the bunja sub fighting. Earthgirl, MARFwarrior, ZVX, Bookworm, POSOC, Pillsbury Doughgirl, Avalongirl, Serafina, Kokonilly, myself, and you are in the trench.))
((ACK! Sorry- that last post was from me, NOT from Groundhog. Man, it is annoying sharing a computer!))
((Hey, what happened to the last post I’m referring to in post 388? I guess I’ll retype it.))
((Groundhog: Baylee, Leafygreen, Turquoise, TTP336 and TEE325 (not sure which CTN and which is her friend) are in the sub fighting. POSOC, earthgirl, Pillsbury Doughgirl, ZVX, Avalongirl, Serafina, Kokonilly, The Bookworm, MARFwarrior, myself, and you are in the trench. IBCF is in a smaller sub, being chased by some bunnies in other subs. He is trying to devise a way to destroy the bunnies in one fell swoop.))
((ACK! Sorry for all the posts! Ignore post 390.))
I sat up. “Hi, Avalongirl,” I said. “You have me to thank for your life.” I smiled weakly.
TEE325(ME):
I walked around and found nothing. where was everyone else? I walked for about half an hour and arrived back at my broken rocket. There were a few bunnies investigating it. I realized that would never able to go back to Titan without the rocket!
TTP336(THE FRIEND):
What’s going on? there’s an awful large amount of bunnies.
“Wow. You’ve done a lot, Groundhog.” I surveyed the bots in her hand. “How did you manage to…make these? It seems like it would be an awful long time.”
I examine the bots alnong with everyone else. “even if we get everyone here safely, what will we do about the bunnies? I think William is down, at least temporarilly, but the HPBS have been joined by HOBs(the orange ones) from titan along with H purple, white, black and yellow Bs. it seems that there is a Galaxy-wide bunny take over, and it looks like they are combining forces to crush earth first.” I take a deep breath, survaying the room, and the people in it. most of them were looking at me like, “get to the point already” so I did. “I think we will have to do what they did: bring in resistance fighers from all over the galexy.” *stunned silence ensues*
((Are we with you guys or what?))
SERAFINA:
“Eria…Kittymine…thank you.” I said. Then, the next thing I knew, we were in the lab. “Hey, groundhog!” Then, “And what’s your name?” I asked the girl with dirty blonde hair.
AVALONGIRL:
“Bookworm…” I gasped. “I’m sorry…”
((*sigh* earthgirl please))
I wonder what everyone thought of my idea / summing up of the situation
“Where did everyone else go?” I asked, bolting upright.
“were right here kokonilly” I say soothingly “or at least, most of us are…. I think everyone else is fighting in the subs. ((please read post 395 and give oppinion))
((whee! I am post 400! new thread please?))
“Cool idea- it does seem to make sense. I think Groundhog had an idea also- defeat.” There were gasps all around. I went on hurriedly.
“Not really defeat- just make the bunnies think we are wiped out, defeated, etc. Then we can send in spies, disguised. It may mean some people pretending to be zombified or hypnotized, which I know is not appealing. But if we get this to work, we could bring down the bunnies from the inside.”
“What? Why am I here? How did I get here?” ((Post 395 is fine.))
((the pyromanic is me. I forgot to change it from the alter ego thread)) “we can use the spies to buy time and get info we can use when the iner-galexial resistance comes in” I glance at Groundhog “how does that sound?”
“Yeah! We have to beat the bunnies, for good…”
“Well, when all this was just starting, I had a lot more time and resources.” I replied to ZVX’s query. Then earthgirl’s idea sent my mind reeling. Why hadn’t we thought of that before? “It’s the best idea I’ve heard in quite a bit, and I’m just kicking myself for not having thought of it sooner.” I told her. “Maybe you can be in charge of getting them over here?” A sudden beeping from the minicomputer distracted me. One after another, the bots were detecting almost all of the remaining resistance members. They must be in the same general area. The only one not found yet was IBCF. I hoped that would change soon. I watched the screen intently as the bots sneaked towards their targets. After a few minutes they had all reached their destinations. “Get out of the middle of the room guys!†I shouted as I pressed the “Retrieve†button again. There was a loud thump as about half of the resistance came back at once. As I ran around retrieving the bots, I kept watching the screen out of the corner of my eye. Even though the last bot hadn’t detected IBCF yet, I turned on its video feed. It was swimming in a grid search pattern. I dropped the bots back into their bag and sat down, still watching the screen. Suddenly, a blur passed across the screen, and the computer beeped at me. The bot must have detected IBCF in whatever that thing was, because it sped up suddenly, following the blur, which was now recognizable as a bunch of bunja subs chasing another bunja sub. The bot crept up to the sub that the rest of the subs were chasing and bored through the door. After a minute, it entered the cockpit, where IBCF was sitting in the pilot’s chair. The bot attached itself to his arm, ready to bring him back. I quickly found one of the walkie-talkies and sent him a message. “I’m about to teleport you back to the base!†I shouted into my walkie-talkie. “Steer the sub towards a wall so they’ll all crash!†I turned off the walkie-talkie and pressed the “Retrieve†button for what would hopefully be the last time.
((Please ignore that bit on post #255 with the torpedo. That was pretty stupid. Let’s just say that I was somehow able to puncture a hole through the bunny flagship and infiltrate it)).
“Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!” I pushed the bot away from me and quickly set the bunja sub to a crash course with a towering rock pillar. The bunja subs would see it and warn the flagship, but by then it would be too late. Then, I left the pilot’s chair and let the bot take me.
“Okay then- lets go with earthgirl’s idea. How should we organize this though?” I asked, just as Ã߀ƒ landed with a thump.
“Hi, IBCF!” I waved. “What was earthgirl’s idea?” I asked.
((400 posts! new thread please?)) [You got it! –Admin.]
SERAFINA:
“Ã߀ƒ! Learn anything?” I said happily. “And earthgirl, how are we going to get inter-galactic fighters? We have Crazy Titan Nerd, but I don’t know… ” I then heard the alarm. “Oh, cake.”
AVALONGIRL:
I started to cry, breaking down. “I can’t do anything right…” I sobbed. “I’m so sorry…”
((I lost my wings? Not sure. Someone decide if I still have them.))
((Where’d TGYPWYA go??!!))