Known Muser birthdays this month:*
09-02 Der Wachtelschlag’s/Queen Julietaini’s birthday (1993 – orange)
09-02 Loupgarou’s birthday (1991 – blue, purple, or green)
09-09 jammin j’s birthday (1993 – green)
09-15 The Man For Aeiou’s birthday (1995 – Muse Shirts)
09-17 rachael’s birthday (1993 – yellow)
09-17 eragon’s birthday (1997 – blue/rainbow)
09-18 Sweet Melpomene’s birthday (1990 – black-and-white)
09-19 The Bookworm’s birthday (1995 – green, purple, blue, silver)
09-19 marfwarrior’s birthday (1995 – green, with multicolored flecks)
09-24 Zinc the Sorceress’s birthday (1997 – any green except vomit)
09-25 Lioness’s birthday (1995)
09-28 Dracasting’s birthday (1993 – green or purple)
You turn 5,000 days old this month if you were born between December 25, 1994 and January 23, 1995.
You turn 6,000 days old this month if you were born between March 30 and April 28, 1992.
*Note: Listed MBers who have been inactive for several months won’t appear on next year’s birthday calendar unless they show up again.
My colors are green. Any type of green, except vomit. I don’t like vomit.
only a few more months till 5,000!
Yay I’m somewhat early this month!
*Sings*
“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday DerWachtelschlg/Queen Julietaini, Loupgarous, jamin j, The Man For Aeiou, rachael, eragon, Sweet Malpomene, The Bookworm, Zinc the Sorceressm Lioness, and Dracasting, happy birtday to you!!!!!!!!!!!”
3- “Zinc the sorceressm”? Did I accidently type my name wrong, or is it you? *looks* Yep, it’s you.
Oh, here’s a song we sing when my family gets together and it’s someone’s birthday:
Happy birthday.
(clap,clap)
Happy birthday.
People dying everywhere
Pain and misery fill the air
Happy birthday.
(clap,clap)
Happy birthday.
This song is usually followed by the traditional birthday song, or vice versa.
Happy birthday everyone!
How do you know our birthdays, GAPAs? Are we supposed to tell you here? (Mine is May 22nd. My next birthday I’ll be 14.)
Eman rieht lleps t’nac I! Yadot yadhtrib s’enoemos s’ti! 
Happy Birthday, Queenie J! And Loupgarou, too!
5 – That’s weird. Cool, but weird.
Okay. I used to make these very complex, time-consuming virtual pie/cake images for people’s birthdays, but I’m not going to do much of that for two reasons:
1. It takes too long. Meh.
2. They don’t actually look like what they’re supposed to look like, and they certainly don’t look good.
But I will make one little pie for everyone whose birthday is this month to share (with their friends/family/etc):
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Okay, that one’s pretty small. How about this cake?:
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Yeah, that should do it. Okay. Happy birthday everyone!
I just remembered that I have time to kill. Okay, then, here come the pies (there’s a good chance that these won’t work):
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Yes, I realize these don’t look like pies and look more like me having fun with the stuff I can do with my keyboard, and that’s what they are, do you have a problem with EITHER of those?!?!?!? Huh? Huh???
Okay, now I’m going to have fun with the special characters:
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Okay, I want to go do other things, so that’ll be enough for now.
A happy birthday to Der Wachtelschlag!
Happy flamablamablous birthday full of catthusus to the lovely Queenie J! I miss seeing you around…
I wish you a very happy birthday, Der Wachtelschlag!
(And I don’t think the link to here under her name works.)
happy birthday queenie, should you ever see this!
Yeah, how do you get your birthday on the list? Mine is August 1 (Same as MB! Cool!). 1996.
Oh, and happy birthday everyone! *sings happy birthday songs in all the languages I know*
That’s how. It’s on the list now.
15-Oh. So you just go to either the Random or Happy Birthday thread and say “My birthday is __________ and you’ll put it on the list? Okay. What about colors? Same?
My colors are silver, pale pink, and lavender.
Mine are darkish blue and purply-black with sparkles (like the night sky).
my birthday is on 9/19/95
color:green w/flecks of other colors
13 days!
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AWESOME SPIKE PIE O’ HAPPINESS!
HAPPY B-DAY JAMMIN *PIES*
-pies jammin j- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I sort of wore green today. It can’t really be called green, but it can’t be called blue either, so I’ll say it’s green.
Happy Birthday, Jammin J!
Why haven’t the GAPAs been on the birthday lists? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen them on the list.
GAPAs, please put your birthdays on the list. We celebrate what seems to be every birthday, including those of people who already died – except for four, er, fairly important people on the blog.
24 (THF)- I think Rebecca’s is the only one on the list.
We prefer to think of ourselves as ageless and timeless.
Apparently, some of us are more ageless and timeless than others.
(25) Paul’s on the list, too. His birthday is coming up fairly soon, in fact. October 13 — easy for me to remember as it’s the same as my dad’s.
~Virgo- August 23- September 23
~The Virgin
~Element- Earth
~Statement- “I analyze.”
~Gemstone- Sapphire
~Metal- Mercury
~Flower- Buttercup
~Color- Navy
~Characteristics- Virgos are shy, sweet, and sympathetic. You are also honost, reliable, and down-to-earth. If you are a Virgo, you loves to take things apart and put them back together. You also love your time alone- the perfect time to read and think. Even though you might get bogged down by details, you are devoted to working toward the greater good of all.
~Born under Virgo- Gloria Estefan, John McCain (Um…), Pink, Michael Jackson, Mother Teresa, Dr. Phil, LeAnn Rimes, Ani DiFranco, Bruce Springsteen, Cameron Diaz, Beyonce Knowles, Keanu Reeves, Jesse James, Andy Roddick, Faith Hill, Lance Armstrong, Stephen King, and Adam Sandler.
~Libra- September 24 to October 23
~The Scales
~Element- Air
~Statement- “I balance.” (Fitting.)
~Gemstone- Opal
~Metal- Copper
~Flower- Rose
~Color- Blue
~Characteristics- Extremely social, Libras love to talk, have many friends, and are very smart. Libras dislike conflict and want everyone to be happy. When it comes to your own life, you weigh everything carefully, which sometimes makes it difficult to make up your mind. You’re happiest when everyone’s getting along.
~Born under Libra- Kate Winslet, Me, Jim Henson, Leafy, Eminen, Bernie Mac (Are you sure his name isn’t Freddie?), Christopher Reeve, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jimmy Carter, Michelle Wie, Viggo Mortensen, Noah Webster, Julie Andrews, Mahatama Gandhi, Will Smith, Brett Favre, Matt Damon, Gwen Stefani, Donna Karen and Alfred Nobel (The guy who invented dynamite!).
Okay, mine is strangely accurate. I’m all weirded out now…
My birthday is on April 18 1998.
I guess I’ll tell the GAPAs my b-day now. It’s May 28th 1996.
Thanks, both! You’re on our calendar now. Syllabub, you share a birthday and year with Miss Swann.
31-I know, we were born in the same hospital, in the room next to each other and about 9 hours apart!!!
Our parents met in birthing class. 
32- Strange!
5 hours to my birthdays.
0- I’m turning eleven. Leafy’s birthday (turning eleven also) is the 6th of October, and now that she’s real, I’m going to bug her to all get out to comee here to recieve your birthday pies.
Um, the thread’s been created, so I guess I will “don my Muse shirts” and throw pies at TMFA. The pies are wearing little shirts with Aeiou on them, and she’s surronded by vowels. Happy?
*pies*
There’s more where that came from.
34 – “and now that she’s real”
Haha.
Happy birthday, TMFA (almost) and others!
Yay T’mafa! Happy birthday! -pies vigorously-
Happy Birthday, TMFA!
*Brings pies* Let’s see. We have… 6 Consonant-flavored pies with vowel filling and topping, 8 Vowel-flavored pies with consonant filling and topping, as well as the usual assortment of Pumpkin, Peach, Banana, Cherry (
) Apple, etc…
*Pies for good measure* *Runs home and brings more pies to eat*
Red-tailed HAWK
Happy Birthday, TMFA! I don’t have any Muse shirts handy, but if I find any later today I’ll be sure to wear one.
*pies with a silicon-computer-chip-and-rhubarb pie*
Happy Birthday, Our Man for AEIOU!
Happy Birthday, TMFA!
Happy B-Day TMFA!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TMFA!
*does happy birthday dance* *pies* It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!
*pies TMFA*
Happy Birthday!
I feel older.
Maybe I should be 12 and 4/4s. na, 13.
Happy (late) birthday, TMfA!
My birthday is tommmmoorrrrooowww!!! I’m so happy, but would be a lo more happy if I didn’t have the flu, which sucks… oh well! Happy Birthday Everybody! And virtual choklit to anyone who is sick or sick on their birthday…
Happy Birthday to all the Musers here! May our September birthdays be forever under skies of hot pink bunnies and cranberry-raisin pies with golf balls and super glue on the side.
Its my BIRRRRTTHHHDDDAYYY!!! YAOHYAYOHYAY!
48- Happy Birthday, Eragon! *cheers* *Pies with lots of blue and rainbow pies* Happy Birthday, fellow Paolini fan!
Happy birthday, eragon!
(Hey, remind me not to look at how old all of you are turning–it’s so disconcerting when i realize you’re all several years younger than I thought…)
hey gapas!!!! my birthday is in 2 days!! (september 19th) would you put it on the calenday please? thank you! i is going to be 13
i dont really get the color thing so i shall say my color is green with multicolored flecks.
and happy birthday all
*pies with roasted dragon pie*
*is speared*
Sorry…sorry. Happy birthday, reguardless of differences in views. As a former Eragon fan I hope this year will bring an
enlighteningchange of mind.I haaad to go and get pneumonia… Goooodd this stiinnnks….
Happy birthday Sweet Melpomene! Many pies for your wisdom! *pie pie pie pie pie* *pie* *44 semi-majickal choklit cream pies of pie-ness*
… *pie*
Thanks
A piratey birthday to Bookworm and Marfwarrior!
ARR! Happy birthday to MARFwarrior, Bookworm, Sweet Melpomene, eragon, TMFA, and anyone else I missed.
Hello again, all!
Sorry for my absentness, I’ve had school!
Happy B-day, Bookworm & MARFwarrior!
The new Eragon book, Brisinger just came out! It is 763 pages long and can successfully be read in 7 hours! I’ve done it!
Yipee. I’m eleven. I’m spending my birthday evening ALONE.
Happy 5K, Sage! *5,000 exploding blue confetti pies*
*looks at new stuff* Aw, thanks, whichever GAPA who made that!
Happy Birthady Zinc!!!! *pies with green pies* Sorry I’m not very creative, it’s 6:30 in the morning. And also sorry for being a day late…..
*pies again for good measure*
63- S’okay. My dad just wished me one. My sister didn’t even SAY anything…
64-That stinks. *happy pies!*
65- I don’t really mind. It helps me cry. I need to cry, and if I don’t, they can come out in big strangled sobs anywhere at anytime, and those are IMPOSSIBLE to hide.
Hey Zinc. Happy Birthday! All alone… *sniff* I turned 11 on the 17th. *gives hugs and happy birthday pies*
*x2 post* Well, be glad you are alone on your birthday. I’d rather be alone than have pneumonia on my birthday. And I had the fortune to have it on my birthday. I’m better now, though.
Happy Birthday Zinc! gives happy birthday pie that has a large black opening (not a hole) that shall grant one-present that you truly desire be it weepy-nes or a new issue of muse it shall appear from one user of sorcery to another
~badrang~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZINC!!!
* pies with green Bunny Apocalypse pie*
Soryy, it’s belated, but I hope it’s okay! This will protect against any HPB-related attacks…at least, for now.