Copied from the previous thread: “This group project started on the “Partial Scripts†thread and quickly became popular enough to warrant a thread of its own.
Making a new post to continue this because A) The old post is from 2010, B) it has 428 comments and is super long, and C) I’m determined to never let this die as long as I am still here. For those of you that weren’t around when this was first active, I’d definitely recommend going back and reading the scripts/scenes on the old thread. They’re great for laughs and a flashback of the past of this flamabulous little community we have here.
-fireh
“The Return of Long-Lost Siblings”
[SCENE: A calm, quiet neighborhood. All looks ordered and ordinary, aside from one large, sprawling house that looks as if it has had one too many additions built on without real architectural structure or any signs of being planned at all.]
[VO: Things around the EMBI HOUSE have quieted down significantly. The neighbors, MR. and MRS., are extremely grateful for the lack of chaos, although they still watch the house warily and guard their bunny, Sniffles, vigilantly.]
[The camera pans, then zooms dramatically towards the front door of the EMBI HOUSE, which opens as the camera seems to fly through it, rocketing down hallways and occasionally panning further downwards to show miscellaneous cans of whipped cream and strategically placed plastic cups full of thumbtacks. The sounds of many people talking at once can be heard, first muffled through walls and doors, slowly growing louder as the camera continues to go through the house, finally going through a final doorway to find a handful of teenagers and young adults lounging in a common area, talking amongst themselves.]
FIREH: Do you know, it’s gotten quiet around here.
KAIYVES: Yeah, it’s like everyone else just…vanished a few years ago and never showed up again.
ZNZ: Dare we blame the wungs?
FIREH: No, they didn’t start getting restless until PIGGY started talking about leaving, and they’re fine now that he’s back. Besides, they vanished longer ago than that.
KAI: We never even managed to finish our experiments with Charles.
FIREH: [laughs] “Charles as in the fish, or Charles as in trying to disprove Darwin’s theory of evolution?”
KAI: It’s been weird not seeing you and ENC around everywhere being the terrible twins.
FIREH: I know, right? It’s weird not having him around, too. Like I’m missing my other half.
ZNZ: Speaking of people that vanished, has anyone heard from Ducky lately? She’s been–
[a VOICE is heard from somewhere else in the house.]
VOICE: I’M HOME! HI EVERYONE!
ZNZ, FIREH, KAI: No way, that couldn’t be–
[ROS appears in the doorway, grinning.]
ROS: Did someone say Ducky? I go by Ros now, but hey guys!
FIREH: Literally speak of the devil and they will appear. Hey, Ros! We were just talking about how quiet it’s been and how much we missed you guys.
ROS: Yeah, I’ve been busy out in the Real World. Nasty place out there. The portal back home got jammed for a bit, I think, but it’s working now. Gosh, is it great to be back! Anyone game for a pie war?
[another VOICE is heard approaching.]
LBK: Did someone say pie war? [whips out whipped cream]
ZNZ: LBK! You’re back, too?
LBK: Yeah, the portal was jammed. Things have changed Out There. I go by Huntress Wizard, now.
KAI: Wow, this is just like the old days!
FIREH: Oh wow, you guys haven’t met the new kids either! [turns to other side of the room] NOAH! GCA-DS! Come meet HUNTRESS and ROS!
[NOAH enters the room, holding a can of whipped dairy goodness]
NOAH: Did I hear my name called? [while maintaining constant eye contact with HUNTRESS, casually lifts can to face and proceeds to fill his mouth with the sugary froth]
[Swallows]
NOAH: Hey, guys. Um… I don’t believe we’ve met… [accidentally extends whipped-cream hand to HUNTRESS]
HUNTRESS: [Takes can from NOAH’S hand, fills own mouth, and passes cream on to everyone else]
NOAH: [Watches everyone squirt a portion into their open mouth] [Raises eyebrow]
KAI: [Passes now-empty can back to NOAH]
NOAH: Okay…? [nods to HUNTRESS, turns to ROS] You seem familiar. Have we met, or do I just remember seeing you somewhere? [Surveys everyone else] Because I met most of you guys at the Yule Ball…