9 – Well, there’s always a first time. And it sounded v. idiotic. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking. So, you said before that all mail goes through you. Now I respectfully beg you to ignore it. Thanks!
10, 11: Currently, the person reading all your letters is neither yours truly nor Samantha, but our trusty intern Emily. I still see plenty of them, but not every last one. Kokonilly, Emily says to “consider your letter ignored.”
i too got mine 2 dayz ago. I LOVED IT!!!!!!! but yeah it was supa earli condrin its the feb one n we’r all still in jan am i wrong?!?!?!?
*giggling at own reverse sycology*
Whoh whoh whoh… I think I just got the issue in JANUARY! is that possible? Wha-??/ I’ve never looked at the date I got it before. And yes, it is January. If I had waited one day to open the house door and get the mail I would have gotten it on time, now I feel like I broke a rule or somthing. *is scared she will be caught by muse police*
22: The muse police will come and get you! They will fall through your roof and onto the floor and say “Ow!” They will pull out their Bownarrows of Specialness and shoot you with Arrows of Temporal Correctness! And then they will put Hamcuffs on you and take you away to The Place Where The People Who Expose Aliens To The Public Go, in a big black car, as seen on the X-Files.
It was attracting spambots, so we shut it and opened the “Feb. MMIX” thread instead. We figured the bots might have been searching for key words such as “discussion,” so we left it out of the title and inserted “contents” instead. I’ve just changed that to “d i s c u s s i o n.” Maybe inserting the spaces will be enough to fool the spambots.
yes!! begging and pleading really gets you what you want sometimes. i have convinced my mother to renew my muse subscription! YES!!! happiness! pie! COOKIES!
I got mine…umm, two days ago now. I think. Yes, Tuesday, that was it. It was probably the only good thing that day.
It’s good issue though! NAK is making funny first pages again!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the first time in ages it wasn’t painful. (No disrespect meant, I just know how much better she could have done on some of them.)
What the… people are actually getting them already?? Oh, wait, it’s about time. Who did the Muserology? Come on. Fess up. Was it even an MBer?
I got one, is February the one with the man hole covers?
*waits patiently*
I could use some decent non-fiction reading material. I have a feeling this issue is going to be good
Beavo: It’s the one that says “February 2009” on the cover.
4–huh. that’s a novel idea……The February 2009 mag says February 2009 on the cover? I mean, wow. That’s incredible…..
jk
It’s a double bluff, like announcing your plan to take over the world. People will assume you can’t possibly mean it — and then, surprise!
3 – So, MARFykins, what have you been up to lately? Read any new books?
I haven’t gotten it yet. I probably will around February 2-ish.
EP: I e-mailed in a letter, but it sounded very idiotic. Please, PLEASE ignore it.
I am writing a Muserology. Maybe I could send it in!
7- Have you ever read the Inkheart trilogy? Very good books.
7 – Fascinating. I have never seen anyone recant a Muse Mail letter before.
8 – Please do!
9 – Well, there’s always a first time.
And it sounded v. idiotic. I honestly don’t know what I was thinking. So, you said before that all mail goes through you. Now I respectfully beg you to ignore it. Thanks! 
Huh, i just got my january one last week. well, poop, i guess my muses are coming very late lately.
hm, i think it’s about time to write another muse mail letter. is samantha sordyl the one reading them now? i bet she’ll remember me
I’m VERY sad. I just found out that my mother canceled my subscription to muse. *tear tear*
12– *hugs* that sucks.
*sniff* Thanks Luna
12:Oh no! A thousand condolances!
(12) That’s like the opposite of a present!
10, 11: Currently, the person reading all your letters is neither yours truly nor Samantha, but our trusty intern Emily. I still see plenty of them, but not every last one. Kokonilly, Emily says to “consider your letter ignored.”
I got mine two days ago! That’s super early! I had to wait a week into January to get the January one!
i too got mine 2 dayz ago. I LOVED IT!!!!!!! but yeah it was supa earli condrin its the feb one n we’r all still in jan am i wrong?!?!?!?
*giggling at own reverse sycology*
By the way, stop with the shorthand.
I think Whatareaprecots might find the Neophytes thread useful.
Whoh whoh whoh… I think I just got the issue in JANUARY! is that possible? Wha-??/ I’ve never looked at the date I got it before. And yes, it is January. If I had waited one day to open the house door and get the mail I would have gotten it on time, now I feel like I broke a rule or somthing. *is scared she will be caught by muse police*
22: The muse police will come and get you! They will fall through your roof and onto the floor and say “Ow!” They will pull out their Bownarrows of Specialness and shoot you with Arrows of Temporal Correctness! And then they will put Hamcuffs on you and take you away to The Place Where The People Who Expose Aliens To The Public Go, in a big black car, as seen on the X-Files.
I got my Muse!
But why is the discussion thread closed to posts?
It was attracting spambots, so we shut it and opened the “Feb. MMIX” thread instead. We figured the bots might have been searching for key words such as “discussion,” so we left it out of the title and inserted “contents” instead. I’ve just changed that to “d i s c u s s i o n.” Maybe inserting the spaces will be enough to fool the spambots.
Got it!
yes!! begging and pleading really gets you what you want sometimes. i have convinced my mother to renew my muse subscription! YES!!! happiness!
pie! 
COOKIES! 
GOT IT!
Its Here!!!!!!!
I want my Muse. D:
My mother always hides them and doesn’t tell me when we get them, but finally I asked and got it. *sigh*
Got it! It looks great.
31~ Whatever for?!
I got mine…umm, two days ago now. I think. Yes, Tuesday, that was it. It was probably the only good thing that day.
It’s good issue though! NAK is making funny first pages again!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For the first time in ages it wasn’t painful. (No disrespect meant, I just know how much better she could have done on some of them.)
Ugh, there goes the a key again!
I don’t know. It is quite annoying though.
I got my Muse today!
Hooray!!!
My Muse came on January 30st.
I’ve been meaning to write a Muserology about Amahl, but haven’t gotten around to it… what’s yours about, Aggie?
37- Woah, that was extremely fast moderation! Are there not many posts today?