13 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, Morbid!”

  1. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday deeeeaaaaar Mooooorrrrrbiiiiiddd, Happy Birthday to you!

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  2. You’re older than you’ve ever been, and now you’re even older
    And now you’re even older
    And now you’re even older
    You’re older than you’ve ever been, and now you’re even older
    And now you’re older still!

    Happy birthday, Agent Mothman

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  3. It makes me think of the good old days,
    Happy Birth-day to You!
    You sure grew out of your baby ways,
    Happy Birth-day to You!
    14 years and we wish you many more,
    Health and wealth and friends by the score
    So cut the cake and we’ll eat some more,
    Happy Birth-day to You!
    (Yay Morbid!)

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  4. Mazal tov, Morbid, and yom huledet sameach! (This means congratulations and happy birthday in hebrew.)
    I would like some cake, too, if you have it…
    Celebrian, save some for me.

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  5. Have a wonderful birthday, and many happy returns of the day!

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  6. Happy birthday, Morbid.

    I hope you have a good one. In case you’re still despairing about your summer, remember it’s not over yet. Some suggestions :

    Learn the national anthem of Burkina Faso. Sing it to anyone who will listen, and anyone who won’t.

    Build a model of the Batmobile from apple cores.

    Create a website dedicated to overthrowing the government of Tonga by persuading people to walk backwards on November 12th.

    Dig an escape tunnel from your house/school. When it’s finished, invite 300 people at 3 in the morning to witness your escape attempt.

    As for me, it’s back to boring old work. Currently trying to track down a bedroom, furnished circa 1770, so I can film the deathbed scene of James Brindley, Canal Pioneer. His last words :

    “Puddle it again.”

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  7. Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

    Just kidding.

    My last words should be “I should have used more semicolons.” Oh well.

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  8. I think I shall take Paul Baker up on the Apple Core Batmobile thing, seing as

    a) I eat an astonishing amount of apples as apposed to anything else; I suppose they have a sort of “Snow White/poisoned apple” appeal and

    b) I’m a huge
    Batman fan. I actually have a t shirt that says “I AM A (insert Batman symbol here) FAN”, to put it as bluntly as possible.

    Thank you all.

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