293 thoughts on “Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2006.1”
Who-ho! First post? probably not. maybe.
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Oh yeah! I got the first post! And its, what my 6th day on the website? Go me!
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Er, what is this thread for?
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Hey, what’s this thread for? Garsh. Smilies and stuff. Right? Maybe? No smiling around here. Stop it right now. Are you a smiley? Am I a smiley? Drat. I’m not smiling but I think I’m a smiley. I just found us all on the WordPress smilies Web-page: http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F I guess this page is for us, then. Woo hoooooo!
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:lol:Oh-ho.
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It’s cute.
~Luna
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ello all
ello
we’re ere to tell you about our new product-
flizzymeboppit.
flizzymeboppit, is a wurnderful way to-
no its not.
yes it is!
no its not!
of course it is! fizzymeboppit-
there are better ways.
yes of course there are better ways, but fizzymeboppet-
they make lots of money.
wot?
the better ways. they make lots of money.
fizzymeboppet will-
we won’t be able to compete with them.
wot?
the better ones.
why not?
we ave no marketing skills.
yes we do! i just ired a wurnderful marketing-
‘e ran away.
wot?
‘e left.
‘e did?
‘e took all our money too.
our money!
and our fizzymeboppets.
oh dear.
we ave one left.
we do?
yes. this one.
right. ANYONE WANT A FIZZYMEBOPPET?
i do.
that’ll be 2 bucks.
keep the change.
see? we ave great marketing. we made 10 bucks today!
did you get a patent?
a patent?
for the fizzymeboppet.
oh dear, i dont belive i did.
its too late now.
what do we do now?
we run.
bye
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ello again
ello
my name is bob, and this here is-
pip.
right. and we’re here to tell you about bush.
bush. what a wonderful guy.
no ‘e’s not.
shush… see that fbi agent over there?
oh.
great person, bush.
best president we’ve vey had.
yup.
everyone should support bush.
and the republican party.
great party, the republican party.
on a totally unrelated topic, how do you feel about things that your aunt gave you and you don’t know what they are?
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do smiles work in my name?
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ah. no.
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Love #8! We should all make a smiles novel…
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And #7! love that too. Can i have a fizzymeboppit?
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Sorry. I just was figuring out how to make a smiley.
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Dang it. Why can’t I live in RRF’s name?
BECAUSE I HAVE DECREED IT SO!
Well, you’re stupid. Why’d you decree it so, then?
BECAUSE I DECREED THAT I WANTED TO!
Shut up with your stupid decrees. And my horns are pointier than your horns.
No they’re not, because I HAVE DECREED IT SO!
I will kill you.
Why can’t we all just get along? All you need is love…
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…….. what next
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sometimes the smileys wont appear on my posts + it makes me mad…
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Good day, chaps! Dude. I’ve just transfered over from Britain. You see- Dude. Excuse me? Dude. What are you talking about? (yawn) I beg your padon? Dude. Argh! Can’t you talk like a civalized person?! Dude. Bliddy country.
Dude.
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Whoops. Substitute : ???: with
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Good day, chaps! Dude. I’ve just transfered over from Britain. You see- Dude. Excuse me? Dude. What are you talking about? (yawn) I beg your padon? Dude. Argh! Can’t you talk like a civalized person?! Dude. Bliddy country.
Dude.
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Ahh! sorry. More wordpress problems.
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you could, except i don’t even know what a fizzymeboppet is.
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Speaking of our beloved president, did you hear about how he forgot to turn off his microphones before speaking “confidentially” to a group of Republicans?
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Ah. Alas, alas. What a pity. Send me a virtual one then. And some virtual Choklit/Chocolate.
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is it : ? : except w/out the spaces? and smileys dont work sometimes if they’re at the beginng of a aparagraph.
bad wordpress! stop giving me error messages!
nooooo! post my comment!
please?
pwease?
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
okay, i shall wait a bit and then come back.
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is it : ? : except w/out the spaces? and smileys dont work sometimes if they’re at the beginng of a aparagraph.
bad wordpress! stop giving me error messages!
nooooo! post my comment!
please?
pwease?
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
okay, i shall wait a bit and then come back.
oh dear. wordpress seems to be quite angry about something.
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whoopses. i thought the first one didn’t load. i don’t think word press is happy about headers. it kept giving me all these messages about headers. and warnings.
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Hello, Sheep. I don’t think I’ve met you. Are you albino black?
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i’ll send you a virtual fizzymeboppet and some virtual choklit if you send me lots of virtual peanut butter!
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did you guys see that the vp of this glorious country shot his friend? by “accedent”
“The victim, Harry Whittington, 78, took pellets in his cheek, neck and chest when Cheney fired his shotgun while aiming for a bird during a hunt in southern Texas on Saturday, and was in stable condition at a Corpus Christi hospital.”-the new york times
oops! im sorry! did i shoot you? nice job dick!
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YAY!!! Mr. Green is back to fight the evil igotatissue!!!
*steals Igotatissue’s tissue*
AAH! I don’t gots a tissue anymore!!! NOOOO!!!
(Evil Demonic English Teacher aka Lamuth no i will not capitalize the M so meh to you): AAAH! BAD GRAM-GRAM!!! GIVE ME M&MS!!!!
Oh dear! Scary! Run away!
AAAH! For once i agree!!!!
*Everybody runs away from the Evil Demonic English teacher who, if you can’t guess, I am not very happy with right now*
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hello, im the evil marketing consultant that stole all of the fizzymeboppets. im now selling them for $1,200. they’re very popular all of the sudden. anybody want one?
I am the evil Igotatissue and now I have found a mine full of tissues! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
all of you who defy me will get thrown into my dungeon with pink curtains! (and a special cell for Ebeth the lurker with an english teacher inside it)
Bow before me mortals
this is my evil blog! mwa ha ha ha ha!
puff shrimp for everyone!
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(besides my Igotatissue storys this is a new with joe the happy)
joe: yo y’all I’m just another clone trying to make a living so i’m selling toys
moe: I have thousands of those!
Joe: but does yours turn into a Igotatissue toy?
Moe no it doesn’t can I buy one?
Joe: sure!
(he buys the toy and pushes a button on it)
toy: self destruct activated
NOW DECIDE YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENS TO JOE AND MOE
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why are there 2 devil thingys?
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grrr people i am the evil mad one. twin, i mean and i am the twisted evil one. twin, ov corse. how many evil twin ARE there!? & *whisper*
:shock:/:roll: wot r u planning NOW, twisted and mad one? nutin’ (simutaneously) how to take over the blog {shush, u idjit!} o, thas not wot we was plotting! we was jus talkin about- uh… lightbulbs… uh-huh. riiiiiiite. hi peoples i heard my name. wot’s up?
:twisted:nutin’ takin over the blog being bored to death bye. *runs away*
:evil:, :roll:, ???
uhhhhhh…… what was i talkin about?!
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meh. i remembr
so how r u today, :mrgreen:? o im fine. igotmyissue, so now im happy pst :evil:!! owr plan tu take over the blog is reddy!! well we’ll be seein ya *runs away*
:roll/:?: so they did plan to take over the blog… comeon hurry!! cant u carry the equipment?? ur the idjit, u carry the stuff *glowering, muttering* well ur the big nasty icky #@$%!!! wot!? wot wot?
:twisted:wot did u say? wot did hoo say?? u sed something no i didn’t!!
*cont. argueing* well there they go agane. *sneeks up& grabs equipment* hehe now they cant take over the blog!!!
Maybe i just call you rrf. Cuz i’m lazy and it’s faster to type than Pentatonikk.
hey bulletproofmarshmallow are u new? Ello chum. *pies*
Such long names…
Whales eat krill and i eat choklit.
Mr. Green has no furthur announcements to make. Goodbye.
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I list of smiley characters so fare:
Bop
Pip
igotmytissue
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Dude(the only thing he has ever said)
Lamuth
Joe
Moe
unown person(possible Pip) :shock:/
Ebeth
Army etc.
Random Army Member
Whale
Krill
Depi :There are so many people here. I’m depressed.
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it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 17 to smile…
who knew?
*sees if she could remember how to make smileys w/o looking back…*
x) 80
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I knew! do i win a prize?
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aww, that was supposed to be a heart.
Hi all!!
I’m evil!!
No, I am!!
(another fight ensues)
(nuke warfare ensues once more)
Aw man! Not again! (hides in nuke-proof bunker)
dude…..?
Oh no!!
(all hide in nuke-proof bunker with )
BOOM
(comes out first) Ahh, peace at last!!
Oh no!!
Dude.
I’m evil!!
No, I am!!
Oh no!!
Dude.
I’m evil!!
No, I am!!
Oh no!!
Dude.
I’m evil!!
No, I am!!
Oh no!!
Dude.
I’m evil!!
No, I am!!
Ohhhh, my achin’ head!!
What’s going on??
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I still can’t figure it out!!
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To figure out the prequel to this story, look at comment #46.
Singed,
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(thinks he herd somethin in the distance) What?
(friendly-like) Hey!
What?
Oh nothin, just sayin hey!!
What??
I said nutin! Just hey!!
What?
Hey!!!
(misunderstandingness continues)
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= : ???: without the space.
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Hey!
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Hey all!!!
What?? (3,956,034th time asked)
(sigh)
What???
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(#29) virtual penut butter? Yum. Ill try.
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Hmmm. So i cant post ppictures… To bad.
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Hey GAPA!!
What??
Hey!! You’re not the GAPA!!
What?
Oh lord, make it stop!!!
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Oh, and #54, (the british one who was talking to Dude) was forgotten and wishes to be on your list. He says his name is Bop. Hm. Not very britishy…Whoops. Now hes mad at me. Sorry, Bop.
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you just say: *sends em virtual peanut butter*
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Pictures are funner. But, fine. (send em virtual penut butter)
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No, you get some peanut butter and throw it at the computer until it’s a sticky mess and eventually a bit of it goes through and pops out Em’s side!!!
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*sends jadestone virtual choklit and fizzymeboppet*
mi bro iz bein evul
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(73) Thanks! (72) Didnt work. Took FOREVER to clean up, too.
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Well, sorry Bop. I’ll include you in my next story
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Hey Jadestone
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Here’s my next novel in extremely short form. Enjoy
Why hello, mate!!
dude…
Yikes!! Where’d you come from???
Dude! (points to front door)
Blimey!! Must you always say that??
Dude! (nods)
Ohh-kayyy….
Hahaha mate!!
Dude!!
Why are you wearing sunglasses that dark, huh Cool J??
His name implies the meaning, you dolt!! And I am evil!!
No….(sighs)….I’m the evil one. Your twisted.
No, I’m evil!!
Ohkay, then I am twisted which means I am eviller than you!!
No way!! That’s not true!!
I’m going to my trailer!!
Dude!! (translation: Me too, dude!)
Blimey bliddy frizzle-frazzle…(continues cursing) (grabs shovel and chases after and )
and Run for your lives!! (recites famous quote:) “The Brittish is coming the brittish is coming!!”
Oh no!!
Can’t get me!!!
Leave me out of it!!
and (get chased around by Bop/ along with and )
EEK!!
(comes out of trailer) What the heck is going on here?? Can’t we all just get along?? For once?? Can’t I get some sleep?? FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!
Dude…
Is that all you can say?!?!
No, in fact. I can say many more words than your tiny uneducated brain could possibly imagine.
Great. Now I have an angry brittish chasing around about five people, and some doofus wearing dark glasses talking my ear off when he can hardly see me!!! AAAHHHH!!!! ( runs away)
(which is me) Stay tuned for the next episode: The Phantom British Guy dude person. Anyways, stay tuned!! AAHH!!! (gets chased by Bop, the brittish guy dude person guy dude)
To be Continued…
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duuuuude. shut up. why dont i get to say shut up? cause u nevr do… …
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Bop sends his thanks. Dude says he appreciates a physical(not virtual) being finally realising the full potential capacity of his superior mind. And Dude.
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ahem,
this is a liiiiiiiiiiitle … um…. emBARasing but…
how do u do smilys?
i tired one and it didnt work ?
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o! o! it worked!
sorry forget i said that
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I new and improved list of smiley characters so fare:
Moe
Pip
Ebeth
Bop
British Bop / /
Joe
Army etc.
Random Army Member
igotmytissue
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Cool J.
Lamuth
Koko #13
Mystery Person 1(possible Pip) /
Krill
Mystery Person 2
Mystery Person 3
Mystery Person 4 :neutral
Whale
Debi
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lalaalalalalalalaa Stop it! lalalalalalaa(louder) Yaargghh! Oh look! Krill! krill krill krill krill kill kill kill Aaah! Maniac krill! So long and thanks for all the fish!
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Hey! Why didn’t the first turn into a ?
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Yo, kokopelli #13, how did you make the AAAH bold?
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purplecow, are you the same person as Jadestone?
You make text bold by inserting (b) before it and (/b) after it, but with angle brackets (“less than” and “greater than” signs) instead of parentheses.
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bb! No, purplecow is my sister, whos-name-will-not-be-revealed. Shes become a blogger to. Everone say hi to purplecow! This is going to be a bit hard, comming from the same computer though…
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Hey… It didnt make my “cool” bold… Try again! Cool
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IT WORKED! And, please dont put me down as the same person as purple cow.
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Good day, all! Dude. Its time for another morning anouncement with me, Bop and Dude. Today were going to report the tragic death of Jadestone. (sighs and shakes head) She was so board, she was on the blog for an hour, just waiting for someone to come talk to her. Dude… And when a GAPA finally showed up, they ignored her ple for conversation. Dude. Now, the only way she will come back to life is if everyone talks to her and the Administrators send her virtual Choklit. And that concludes our morning anouncements. Dude.
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Hi all!!
Dude? (says this likes he wants to ask something)
What?
Dude!!
I say, it’s a glorious day!! (sees , , , and )
(wispers) You can imagine the rest from there….
, , , and : Help!!!
Come back here!!! (picks up shovel, pulls a grenade’s pin and wacks the grenade into the air) BOOM
Take cover!! Angry brittish on the loose!!!
, , , and : Help!!!
Well, here it goes again!! (turns into
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Jadestone!!! LIVE!!!!
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BOOM
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Sorry bout the grenade….Here’s another!!!
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Do i see Choklit? Noooooo, I dont.
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BOOM
Boy, I sure put the boom in Ga-boom-ba!!
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Sorry bout the gapa, but im here!!!
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Yeehaw!!
BOOM
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Oh yeah!! Look out Bop!!
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Okay. But theyed better send me virtual Choklit soon.
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Hello?? Anybody there?? Jadestone?? GAPA??
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Jadestone!! Oh Jadestone!! Why won’t you live???
(On a totally random subject): Yay!! Post #100!!! Woooo!!!!!
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Boom!
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Yay! You live!! Praise God!!
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By the way, was that a grenade, dynamite, C4 charge, mine, rpg, rocket, or some other explosion that i don’t know??
(my signature)
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cool me got post 100. Lalalalala…
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dangnit!!! I didn’t get #100!!! Take back what I said earlier on #102
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Bop is now in hiding. He doesnt want to go Ka-Boom.
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The GAPA must like to mess around with people who think that they got something.
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It was me shaking a soda can really hard. And then opening it. Boom
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Yeah. Poor poor me. So sad.
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I just want to add two new characters to the whole grand story idea:
The guy who always says what
The guy who says everything in exclamation points
Me, of course you already know that.
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Hmm. If they can moderate this stuff, Then they should be able to send me virtual Choklit. GIMME!
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Come on, Moderate me allready!
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well please hurry up and accept this, Please
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It took a long time for me to get moderated too. Wonder what’s up….
How much different is choklit from chocolate, Jade??
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you know they should hurry up and moderate.
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you know they should hurry up and moderate.
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whoops, said the same thing twice!! is my brother!! BOOMThe GAPA really should publish things faster!!
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Hello??
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any body here
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Alas!! I too have entered jadestone’s predicament!! From now on, I will be saying sign on when I am here and sign off when I am not. (whether anybody remembers that is another story)
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Good bye til later everybody!! (GAPA, why didn’t you send jadestone that virtual choklit in time?? Now he/she is dead!! And it’s all your fault!! )
/ /
sign off
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hurry please
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Ahhhh! I am starting to hate wordpress. I had to go to our other internet server, so if you are confused GAPA its probably because of that. Oh, and Kokopelli 13, i did try to write more but it wouldnt let me.
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Okay, im going to try going back to our other server now…
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Okay me is back again.
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SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*remembers idea for smiley comic + decides to come back here l8r*
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Hmm.. Choklit and Chocolate. Choklit is very yummy, the kind of stuff you allways want more of and could just eat all day(m&ms, reces, that kind of stuff). Chocolate is more of the stuff that you let melt in your mouth and savor every minute of. You want to eat it all but save it at the same time…(Godavia(SP?), Fanny May, those kinds).
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Jadestonse says shes got to go now, shes still mad at the GAPA. COme on, chaps! Just send her the virtual Choklit! Dude!
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Whoops! I didnt show up in that one.
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awwwwwwwwwwww…now im the lonely muser! oh well… finally time to make my comic
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Wat? Godiva is CHOKLIT! Choklit is choklit. There is nooooo difference. Chocolate is what some people call choklit. Often people who are racist against orthodontically challenged were-rabbits. (lol queen j)
no m&ms and reese’s are definitely choklit, and godiva and fanny may are definitely choklit and the world is definitely made of choklit and i definitely just failed the english test hear more tonight at 8. Or 3:51. Or 2:51. Or whatever.
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an how is evrythin, mah fellow americans?
*enter army of fbi smileys*
8) 8) 8) SIR! dude. SIR! (unision)
8) … dude…mr president, what we mean is that none of the wires tapped were… suspicious
no discussions of … nuc – yu – lar warfare?
8) he never says that right… dude!
*enter cheney*
does i hear something BAD about master?!! *loads gun* me no like when me hear BAD things about master!
8) DUDE! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
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WHERE DID HALF THE FBI DUDES RUN OFF TO? ILL NEVER FIGURE THIS OUT! DUDE.
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hmm…who could be? *coughbushcough* lol
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Wow. Someone finally figured out that Dude was a secret FBI agent. He says he would never work for bush, and is ran away and thats how he ended up here. Smart.
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Oh dear. It seems that Jadestone has become to week to type due to her predicament. Dude and i wiil talk for her from now on. Dude. Well, mostly me, i suppose.
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8) dude… theyve found us out!
8) 8) DUDE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
8) well were like, definitely gettin outta this knarly place…
8) 8) DUDE! ROGER THAT!
*deserter dudes run… but where? nobody knows*
8) alright dudes, lets chill in this cave.
8) 8) TOOBULAR DUDE!
*go to chill in dark mysterious cave*
‘allo ppls!
8) dude, who is that?
vut brigs u tu dees kev?
8) dude, havent we seen this guy before?
8) 8) we dunno, dude
8) ah, nvr mind. lets just hang loose for awhile. dont tell, but
were deserters. used to be the guys in black, but then, like,
dude, we saw the light. dude.
ah yu keedig? vee en sem boat den! i been roonig from
det guy foor ebber!
8) dude were mostly lookin out for his 2nd in command now.
BTW, what are all those big knarly metal things back there.
check em out dudes
8) 8) roger that one dude!
8) 8) dude… they all have something stamped on them…
dude, isnt that the radioactive symbol thingy?
heh heh…. i eem a… colleecter? geebs me sumthig to do aroud eer.
8) i dunno about this dudes
*long silence*
8) dude. we really need to chill.
8) 8) DUDE! word. DUDE!
verd! heh heh…. *giggles*
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smiley smiley :-):-)
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Greetings, Tiggy! I don’t think I greeted you when you first appeared here more than a week ago, but you’re certainly welcome. Mae govannen!
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Smart of Dude to stop workin’ for Bush.
Maybe he’s trying to obtain a fizzymeboppet and use it to impeach Bush.
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Dude says to let you know, bush hasnt infiltrated this page yet. Hes positive.
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And now its time for another anouncement…
Good day, all! Its time for another anouncement with me Bop, and Dude. we are overjoyed to inform you that once again, Jadestone is alive! Dude! The GAPA finally sent her a large bar of virtual dark Choklit!
:Smile: Without nuts! Dude! She enjoyed it greatly. (nods in agreement) Dude. And that concludes our anouncement.
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I even more new and improved list of smiley characters so fare:
Moe
Pip
Ebeth
Bop
British Bop / /
Joe
Army etc.
Random Army Member
igotmytissue
ODP
ODVP
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Dude
FBI Deseter Dudes
Lamuth
Koko #13
Mystery Person 1(possible Pip) /
Krill
Mystery Person 2
Mystery Person 3
Mystery Person 4
Whale
Debi
Debi So many evil and twisted people here. It depresses me.
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yay!! Jadestone is alive!! What does virtual choklit look like??
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BOOM
sign off
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Yummy, thats what it looks like.
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5 DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8)
DUDE.
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Thanks Robert (from post 86) i didn’t know how to do bold either. Let me try………..
Lalalalalaa!
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No, i am not Jadestone. It is shocking to think that you would think i was. Shocking i say. but we do know each other in the nonvirtual world, and sometimes use the same computer. I do have another identity, however, and challenge you to find it.
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And now it’s time foranother anouncement…
Good day, chaps! Its time for anothe anouncement with me, Bop, and- Dude. Today, we will be introducing a new blogger! Dude! It is none other than Jadestons slightly anoying sister! At the moment, she is calling herself Violetfire, though before she went as purplecow. Dude. Well, thats all we’ve got to report at the moment.See you all later! Dude!
Shotgun #10 forgot to type in third person because today is third person day. Does he have to type in third person?? He has the feeling that he will be saying “third person” and “Shotgun #10” alot. (shotgun’s signature) (his brother is kokopelli #13, {a.k.a. TerroR})
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if he don’t get his messages moderated he will use his anti-GAPA Shotgun!!!!!!!!!!
throat w/ air of importance* MAH FELLOW AMERICANS….
PLZ REPEAT THE QUESTION???
* sighs + shakes head*
he just said he had one question, he didnt say-
who?
THAT GUY! *points to w/ gun. looks kind of
uneasy now…*
ah…….whatisitmahflomereekan?
i… i was just wondering about the middle easterners were
keeping in cuba… how are they being treated?
well, this sounds like a question for –
8) 8) 8) DUDE! (unision) mr prez, dude, were here now!
you wanna know about those dudes, dude?
yeah… yeah! the dudes in –
8) i thought you said we didnt have to do anything about them
will they get tried soon?
ah well yes of course-
8) dude, ur not makin any sense! i thought you told us to just
say no when they ask + give em the cold shoulder… y’ know
like those drug ads that are on tv all the time?
ah well… oh no… *turns to right hand man*
man you relly GW’d up this one…
well, arent we the free, equal nation that evry1 glorifies us
as? or… dont you know?
hmmmmmmmmmmm?
8) 8) 8) dude? (unision)
* gives pleading look*
oh, fine. *turns to crowd* LOOK, THE PRISONERS…
um, AHEM, THE VERY UNFORTUNATE PPL WE ARE
SHELTERING SOUTH OF THE MAINLAND ARE FINE, K?
THEYRE GREAT. SO GREAT THAT THERES NO REASON
TO SAY WHERE THEY ARE OR LET THEM SPEAK OUT!
THEYRE JUST FINE, + IF YOU TRY TO SEE FOR YOURSELF
*points gun* WE…i mean they…will get angry.
…for we are a nation of equal opportunity…
oh dont even bother now, grr…
okokok!!!!!!! wereproud2Bamerican!
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was any comments made by em deleted yesterday?
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hello! I come in peace, mortals!
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Can anyone here decode this? I bet nobody can!
1048/48/937665/005/0057*
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incorrect.
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it means “athena is really great! let’s name a dey of the week after them right now!!!!!!!!”
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wrong. anyone else?
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is there a prize?
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It’s time for another anouncement…
Hello, all! Its time for another anouncement, with me, Bop, and- Dude. Today well be discussing the wonderful play, Wicked. Dude! It is the untold story of the “wicked” witch of the west. Dude. Jadestone remarked that it was well worth seeing, and she liked the songs. My favorate song was “For Good.” Dude. Maybe Jadestone wiill post it later…Well, that’s all for now! Dude. And that concludes our anouncement.
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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. I just thought of this. I would like to introduce a new character. Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter!! And I’m also changing my signature to .
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sometimes when the gapas don’t answer your pleas for attention, it is a good sign that they are esasperated with you, or offended by you, and are too polite and politically correct to holler incoherently at you. (i say there are too many sarcastic and nasty webmasters anyway)
they may be mildly offended by “Bobby and Rosie” or maybe they just don’t care.
(this has been refering to post 198)
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#221: Hello koko 13.
#122: Hello Ebeth.
#122 again: Hello Museblog.
#122 again: Hello world.
#122 again: Ebeth, you sound bored.
#122 again: I am. Extremely bored.
#122 again: Sorry to hear that. Want to talk to me?
#122 again: Ok! What’s up?
#122 again: Well…i’m talking to myself online…
#122 again: Always fun.
#122 again: Yeah…what up w/u?
#122 again: Oh nothing much…i’m talking to myself online too.
#122 again: Ah yes.
#122 again: Yup.
#122 again: Ebeth, don’t you have anything better to do?
#122 again: Well Ebeth, that’s a good question. Maybe i’ll go find something else to do.
if anyone’s there, im trying to copy the hot-pink bunnies from “meet the muses” over here
its not working, but ebeth the lurker, em, and Robert Coontz (Administrator) posted them
whats going on?
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i just saw the gaint bunny from “pets”
how can i post them
pllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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You can’t copy them onto the blog, because WordPress strips out those kinds of links and commands when you submit your messages. You can copy them onto your own computer, though. Try right-click on a PC, control-click on a Mac.
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but if i cant how did you do it on “meet the muses”
P.S. thanks for the tip on copying them
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I have special GAPA powers.
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He has accses to the WordPress people.
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I shall let loose my evil army of smileys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert evil laugh here)
P.S. If my smileys work
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how do you make smileys anyway?
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darn it. They don’t
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For smiley instructions, see the HG2MB page. For some reason they don’t work at the beginning of a comment, though.
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what about number 206?
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Good question. Maybe the ones based on words work there, but the ones based on symbols don’t. (I almost never use smileys.)
I was helping a MuseBlogger in distress. Not having access to Intelligent Air, I’m obliged to communicate through the blog.
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mr. green destroyed my castle! Now he’s going to pay! (he picks up a molecular ink changer wich changes smileys into Igotatissue clones) mwa ha ha ha ha!
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Again, what is Igotatissue?
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Igotatissue is really “I got my tissue”, who is
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done w/ homework…. yyyyyyyyyyAAAAAAAy!!!
… … … … …
where the deus is everyone? no one likes me today.
*goes into bedroom to sulk*
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I finished my homework at, like, four-thirty because my dad wouldn’t let me have Muse until I got it all done.
BL, are you new too?! That letter seems to be working, MG. Oh, and bop welcomes the newcomers. Dude says dude. Like always.
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BL was here before the letter i think…Laura just came though. I think. Like i’ve said, i’m totally unobservant and unaware of my surroundings. So…yeah.
Dude
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And now for another anouncement…
Hello all! Dude. There have been some new people on lately, and Jadestone has no idea who any of you are. Dude. Would all new people please say” I am new” really loud so she can here you? Dude. And that concludes our anouncement.
Bellatrix is a skiddy name, but that could be just me.
I am old, not new. Sigh. I will just go in my corner, avoid studying for my Spanish test (No me gusta. Estudio todas dias, muchas veces, y no me gusta estudiar o hacer ejercicios en mi libro de trabajo.) and my math test (Pythagoras had too much time on his hands).
Rhonda: Procrastinator.
Ikol: Pfuit! Just artful delays.
Stig: Artful delays?
Ikol: Yes, Stig, artful delays. A-R-T-F-U-L D-E-L-A-Y-S.
Stig: Yeah, yeah. *sigh*
Rhonda: Procrastinating goes with the Museblog like cottage cheese goes with cloudberry jam.
Ikol: Eww! Cloudberry jam does NOT go with cottage cheese. It sounds disgusting. Like, oh, chili sauce and raspberry tart.
Stig: That’s actually good, you know.
Ikol: Awk! Eww! You’re making my stomachs flip…how utterly vomit-worthy and wholly distasteful…euhhh…
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we just had a spanish test on for the preterite/ imperfect tenses. i dont think any1 did better than a C. it was pretty funny.
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Procrastinaaaaaation! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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how many split personalitys do people have???
I only got 2+1
me
penguini
geek
maybe sombody else in there also
geek: helloooo innn therrerererere!!!
penguini: squak
: )
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sometimes im a killer baked good. this week i only had paczkis on the hit list though, but it was only for population control.
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Geek speaking: long hit list over here
one of them being ‘penguini’ that annoying bird
Who is ‘paczkis’ or is that code name for sombody that i don’t need to know about
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal okay thats enough for now or maybe it isnt HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Okay i is better now…or at least slightly…
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Is Jadestone having a spaz attack???
Or is she/he/it/they just being real crazy
pingus speaking; do we need to know?????????????????????????????????
I was walking down teh street whan and : idea : popped into my head. I said wow, that’s a good : idea :. I guess I said it out loud, cause then everyone was : roll : ing their eyes. I looked at them and : oops : ed, so I forgot my idea.
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Let’s try this again, Arggg. I was walking down teh street whan and popped into my head. I said wow, that’s a good :idea:. I guess I said it out loud, cause then everyone was ing their eyes. I looked at them and ed, so I forgot my idea.
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time for another unecessary political cartoon
HIYA MY FELLOW AHMERICANS!-
no no NO! were in pakistan now, remember?! plz tell
I don’t know. How about that new diner across the mall? Red Robin’s Gourmet Burgers and Spirits?
Are you kidding? At our age, it’s illegal to drink alcohol!
Then what do we do?
I was thinking…
Thinking what?
…that my typing skills have improved somewhat.
Really? That’s amazing! What does that have to do with eating?
I dunno.
(a little perturbed) OK then, what do we eat?
I dunno.
Now don’t start that again!
OK then.
Let’s eat lunch!
Is it that time?
Yeah!
& Let’s go eat lunch!
(crowd cheers)
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I’m happy I will make you unhappy No you won’t Yes I will *waves magic wand* Still Happy
:Twisted: I know how to make you unhappy. I will make you fall in love Hi *is really devil horns guy* uuuumm…. OK, now I’m unhappy
Very very very very very VERY loosley based on a true story
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Oh ****, I just realised, its a little less losely based than I thought.
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We are a happy
8) 8) 8) We are cool
We are shocked
I am Mr. Joe.
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Am I the only one here with a serious smeily story?
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I love this thread. I will post until tha GAPAs make a new one.
Wow Jadestone! That was a rather long post, don’t you agree? Dude! I’ll wager that gets edited big time! Dude. I wish we could have a new page to cavort on…don’t you? Dude. *sigh* I know, we never get to see anyone anymore. Dude… GAPA, may we please have a new thread? Dude? Pwease?
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GAPAs, lets have us a SIFOWDBTMP thread!
(Spies In Favour Of World Domination By Museish Peoples)
Hi! BAD GIRL YOU SHOULDN”T BE ONLINE YOU ARE WASTING TIME I’m hving fun though BADBADBAD Hehehehe
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transformation into :twisted::!: (part 1)
:grin:: lalalalalala!
:mrgreen:: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! auuuuuuuuugh! nooooo! *writhes on floor*
:grin:: ????? wots wrong???
:mrgreen:: the muuuuusic…. STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!
:grin:: but i like singing…..
:mrgreen:: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:grin:: im not sing anymore…….
:mrgreen:: oh thanx.
:grin:: why’re u green??
:mrgreen:: i fell int a vat of toxic waste, ok??
:grin::oh im sry.
:mrgreen:: why???
:grin:: wasnt it horrible??
:mrgreen:: no! see for urself! *shoves :grin into pool of toxic waste*
:grin::auuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
to be countinued….. *cackles*
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Dude Dude thinks we should have a new thread. Dude I mean Jadestone thinks we should have a new thread and Dude agrees. Dude Oh and so does Ebeth. Dude Oh and so do i. What? Dude! Don’t make assumptions Dude! It’s totally not cool! Dude. Yes, of COURSE it’s true but it might not have been! So there! ( :rolleyes: ) Dude…
Who-ho! First post? probably not. maybe.
Oh yeah! I got the first post! And its, what my 6th day on the website? Go me!
Er, what is this thread for?
:lol:Oh-ho.
~Luna
do smiles work in my name?
ah. no.
Love #8! We should all make a smiles novel…
And #7! love that too. Can i have a fizzymeboppit?
Sorry. I just was figuring out how to make a smiley.
sometimes the smileys wont appear on my posts + it makes me mad…
Whoops. Substitute : ???: with
Ahh! sorry. More wordpress problems.
you could, except i don’t even know what a fizzymeboppet is.
Speaking of our beloved president, did you hear about how he forgot to turn off his microphones before speaking “confidentially” to a group of Republicans?
Ah. Alas, alas. What a pity. Send me a virtual one then. And some virtual Choklit/Chocolate.
is it : ? : except w/out the spaces? and smileys dont work sometimes if they’re at the beginng of a aparagraph.
bad wordpress! stop giving me error messages!
nooooo! post my comment!
please?
pwease?
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
okay, i shall wait a bit and then come back.
is it : ? : except w/out the spaces? and smileys dont work sometimes if they’re at the beginng of a aparagraph.
bad wordpress! stop giving me error messages!
nooooo! post my comment!
please?
pwease?
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
okay, i shall wait a bit and then come back.
oh dear. wordpress seems to be quite angry about something.
whoopses. i thought the first one didn’t load. i don’t think word press is happy about headers. it kept giving me all these messages about headers. and warnings.
Hello, Sheep. I don’t think I’ve met you. Are you albino black?
i’ll send you a virtual fizzymeboppet and some virtual choklit if you send me lots of virtual peanut butter!
did you guys see that the vp of this glorious country shot his friend? by “accedent”
“The victim, Harry Whittington, 78, took pellets in his cheek, neck and chest when Cheney fired his shotgun while aiming for a bird during a hunt in southern Texas on Saturday, and was in stable condition at a Corpus Christi hospital.”-the new york times
oops! im sorry! did i shoot you?
nice job dick!
YAY!!! Mr. Green is back to fight the evil igotatissue!!!
*Everybody runs away from the Evil Demonic English teacher who, if you can’t guess, I am not very happy with right now*
peoples… i still dont know how to make smileys…..
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?page_id=89
so
will turn into a smiley??
yay!!!! it worked!!!!!! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY
HEY! Only I may say “‘ello, all”!
I am the evil Igotatissue
and now I have found a mine full of tissues! 
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
all of you who defy me will get thrown into my dungeon with pink curtains!
(and a special cell for Ebeth the lurker with an english teacher inside it) 
Bow before me mortals
this is my evil blog! mwa ha ha ha ha!
puff shrimp for everyone!
(besides my Igotatissue storys this is a new with joe the happy)
joe:
yo y’all I’m just another clone trying to make a living so i’m selling 
toys
moe:
I have thousands of those!
Joe:
but does yours turn into a Igotatissue toy? 
Moe
no it doesn’t can I buy one?
Joe:
sure!
(he buys the toy and pushes a button on it)
toy:
self destruct activated
NOW DECIDE YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENS TO JOE AND MOE
why are there 2 devil thingys?
:shock:/:roll: wot r u planning NOW, twisted and mad one?
:twisted:nutin’
:evil:, :roll:,
uhhhhhh…… what was i talkin about?!
meh. i remembr
:roll/:?: so they did plan to take over the blog…
:twisted:wot did u say?
*cont. argueing*
to be continued………
:lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol:
lol = triangles. er…
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8 O 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ahhh! mr shocked escaped the mob of ss smileys???!!! how did he do that???!!!!
alright, how do you make mr shocked??
(argueing continues)
(more argueing)
KA-BOOOM!!!
Nuh-uh phoenix! I say ello all sometimes. Usually just ello though. But still! Meh! BAH! Mr. Green! Ready my army!
(army)
etc. WE ARE READY!!
and thus, Mr. Green’s army wins the day, and they celebrate with much choklit and spam. The end
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::cool::twisted::cool::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::lol::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::mrgreen::twisted::twisted::twisted::mrgreen::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::mrgreen::twisted::mrgreen::twisted::twisted::twisted:
:twisted::twisted::twisted::mrgreen::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
‘Twas supposed to be a smiley made of smilies.
krill
:run away!
whale
yummy fishes
whale
okay, fine
erm..wot was that?
Muahahahahahaha!!!!!
Pentatonikk, i like the smiley smilies!!!
Grr why you keep changing your name?
Maybe i just call you rrf. Cuz i’m lazy and it’s faster to type than Pentatonikk.
hey bulletproofmarshmallow are u new? Ello chum. *pies*
Such long names…
Whales eat krill and i eat choklit.
I list of smiley characters so fare:
etc.
Bop
Pip
igotmytissue
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Dude(the only thing he has ever said)
Lamuth
Joe
Moe
unown person(possible Pip) :shock:/
Ebeth
Army
Random Army Member
Whale
Krill
Depi
:There are so many people here. I’m depressed.
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
but only 17 to smile… 
who knew?
*sees if she could remember how to make smileys w/o looking back…*
x) 80
&
I knew! do i win a prize?
aww, that was supposed to be a heart.
(another fight ensues)
(nuke warfare ensues once more)
(all hide in nuke-proof bunker with
)
BOOM
To figure out the prequel to this story, look at comment #46.
Singed,
(misunderstandingness continues)
Hey!
(#29) virtual penut butter? Yum. Ill try.
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Hmmm. So i cant post ppictures… To bad.
Oh, and #54,
(the british one who was talking to Dude) was forgotten and wishes to be on your list. He says his name is Bop. Hm. Not very britishy…Whoops. Now hes mad at me. Sorry, Bop.
you just say: *sends em virtual peanut butter*
Pictures are funner. But, fine. (send em virtual penut butter)
No, you get some peanut butter and throw it at the computer until it’s a sticky mess and eventually a bit of it goes through and pops out Em’s side!!!
*sends jadestone virtual choklit and fizzymeboppet*
mi bro iz bein evul
(73) Thanks! (72) Didnt work. Took FOREVER to clean up, too.
Well, sorry Bop. I’ll include you in my next story
Hey Jadestone
Here’s my next novel in extremely short form. Enjoy
To be Continued…
Bop sends his thanks.
Dude says he appreciates a physical(not virtual) being finally realising the full potential capacity of his superior mind. 
And Dude.
ahem,
?
this is a liiiiiiiiiiitle … um…. emBARasing but…
how do u do smilys?
i tired one and it didnt work
o! o! it worked!
sorry forget i said that
I new and improved list of smiley characters so fare:
/ 
/ 
etc.
/ 
Moe
Pip
Ebeth
Bop
British Bop
Joe
Army
Random Army Member
igotmytissue
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Cool J.
Lamuth
Koko #13
Mystery Person 1(possible Pip)
Krill
Mystery Person 2
Mystery Person 3
Mystery Person 4 :neutral
Whale
Debi
Hey! Why didn’t the first
turn into a 
?
Yo, kokopelli #13, how did you make the AAAH bold?
purplecow, are you the same person as Jadestone?
You make text bold by inserting (b) before it and (/b) after it, but with angle brackets (“less than” and “greater than” signs) instead of parentheses.
bb! No, purplecow is my sister, whos-name-will-not-be-revealed. Shes become a blogger to. Everone say hi to purplecow! This is going to be a bit hard, comming from the same computer though…
Hey… It didnt make my “cool” bold… Try again! Cool
IT WORKED! And, please dont put me down as the same person as purple cow.
BOOM
Sorry bout the grenade….Here’s another!!!
Do i see Choklit? Noooooo, I dont.
BOOM
Boy, I sure put the boom in Ga-boom-ba!!
Sorry bout the gapa, but im here!!!
Yeehaw!!
BOOM
Okay. But theyed better send me virtual Choklit soon.
Jadestone!! Oh Jadestone!! Why won’t you live???
(On a totally random subject): Yay!! Post #100!!! Woooo!!!!!
Boom!
Yay! You live!! Praise God!!
By the way, was that a grenade, dynamite, C4 charge, mine, rpg, rocket, or some other explosion that i don’t know??
(my signature)
cool me got post 100. Lalalalala…
dangnit!!! I didn’t get #100!!! Take back what I said earlier on #102
Bop is now in hiding. He doesnt want to go Ka-Boom.
The GAPA must like to mess around with people who think that they got something.
It was me shaking a soda can really hard. And then opening it. Boom
Yeah. Poor poor me. So sad.
I just want to add two new characters to the whole grand story idea:
Hmm. If they can moderate this stuff, Then they should be able to send me virtual Choklit. GIMME!
Come on, Moderate me allready!
well please hurry up and accept this, Please
It took a long time for me to get moderated too. Wonder what’s up….
How much different is choklit from chocolate, Jade??
you know they should hurry up and moderate.
you know they should hurry up and moderate.
whoops, said the same thing twice!!
is my 
brother!! BOOM
The GAPA really should publish things faster!!any body here
Alas!! I too have entered jadestone’s predicament!! From now on, I will be saying sign on when I am here and sign off when I am not. (whether anybody remembers that is another story)
Good bye til later everybody!! (GAPA, why didn’t you send jadestone that virtual choklit in time?? Now he/she is dead!! And it’s all your fault!!
)
sign off
hurry please
Ahhhh! I am starting to hate wordpress. I had to go to our other internet server, so if you are confused GAPA its probably because of that. Oh, and Kokopelli 13, i did try to write more but it wouldnt let me.
Okay, im going to try going back to our other server now…
Okay me is back again.
SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*remembers idea for smiley comic + decides to come back here l8r*
Hmm.. Choklit and Chocolate. Choklit is very yummy, the kind of stuff you allways want more of and could just eat all day(m&ms, reces, that kind of stuff). Chocolate is more of the stuff that you let melt in your mouth and savor every minute of. You want to eat it all but save it at the same time…(Godavia(SP?), Fanny May, those kinds).
awwwwwwwwwwww…now im the lonely muser! oh well… finally time to make my comic
Wat? Godiva is CHOKLIT! Choklit is choklit. There is nooooo difference. Chocolate is what some people call choklit. Often people who are racist against orthodontically challenged were-rabbits. (lol queen j)
no m&ms and reese’s are definitely choklit, and godiva and fanny may are definitely choklit and the world is definitely made of choklit and i definitely just failed the english test hear more tonight at 8. Or 3:51. Or 2:51. Or whatever.
*enter army of fbi smileys*
8) 8) 8) SIR! dude. SIR! (unision)
8) … dude…mr president, what we mean is that none of the wires tapped were… suspicious
8) he never says that right… dude!
*enter cheney*
8) DUDE! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
WHERE DID HALF THE FBI DUDES RUN OFF TO? ILL NEVER FIGURE THIS OUT! DUDE.
hmm…who could
be? *coughbushcough* lol
Wow. Someone finally figured out that Dude was a secret FBI agent.
He says he would never work for bush, and is ran away and thats how he ended up here. Smart.
8) dude… theyve found us out!
8) 8) DUDE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
8) well were like, definitely gettin outta this knarly place…
8) 8) DUDE! ROGER THAT!
*deserter dudes run… but where? nobody knows*
8) alright dudes, lets chill in this cave.
8) 8) TOOBULAR DUDE!
*go to chill in dark mysterious cave*
8) dude, who is that?
8) dude, havent we seen this guy before?
8) 8) we dunno, dude
8) ah, nvr mind. lets just hang loose for awhile. dont tell, but
were deserters. used to be the guys in black, but then, like,
dude, we saw the light. dude.
det guy foor ebber!
8) dude were mostly lookin out for his 2nd in command now.
BTW, what are all those big knarly metal things back there.
check em out dudes
8) 8) roger that one dude!
8) 8) dude… they all have something stamped on them…
dude, isnt that the radioactive symbol thingy?
8) i dunno about this dudes
*long silence*
8) dude. we really need to chill.
8) 8) DUDE! word. DUDE!
Greetings, Tiggy! I don’t think I greeted you when you first appeared here more than a week ago, but you’re certainly welcome. Mae govannen!
Smart of Dude to stop workin’ for Bush.
Maybe he’s trying to obtain a fizzymeboppet and use it to impeach Bush.
And now its time for another anouncement…
:Smile: Without nuts!
I even more new and improved list of smiley characters so fare:
/ 
/ 
etc.
/ 
Moe
Pip
Ebeth
Bop
British Bop
Joe
Army
Random Army Member
igotmytissue
ODP
ODVP
igotmytissues twin
Mr. Green
Dude
FBI Deseter Dudes
Lamuth
Koko #13
Mystery Person 1(possible Pip)
Krill
Mystery Person 2
Mystery Person 3
Mystery Person 4
Whale
Debi
Debi
So many evil and twisted people here. It depresses me.
yay!! Jadestone is alive!! What does virtual choklit look like??
BOOM
sign off
Yummy, thats what it looks like.
5 DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8)
DUDE.
Thanks Robert (from post 86) i didn’t know how to do bold either. Let me try………..
Lalalalalaa!
No, i am not Jadestone. It is shocking to think that you would think i was. Shocking i say. but we do know each other in the nonvirtual world, and sometimes use the same computer. I do have another identity, however, and challenge you to find it.
And now it’s time foranother anouncement…
Hey, Jadestone, why’d you have to give it away?
Just change your name again and dont tell jadestone
Hello! im right here! And we work off the same computer so see what each other has writen before its posted!
How’d you get that color font??
Your comment is awaiting moderation
(don’t worry; no one gets hurt in my story!!)
BOOM
BOOM
How do you get different colored fonts??
You don’t, but you can make text green by putting it between “a” and “/a”.
You can also get different fonts by
using the "code" and "/code" commandor (in some browsers) by.
Happier now?
Confusing…
Like this?
Yay!! I did it!!
Let me do it again!
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Wonder if I can put my name in italics??
if he don’t get his messages moderated he will use his anti-GAPA Shotgun!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Hello Shotgun #10!
Maybe you can answer something for me-is happiness actually a warm gun?
Jadestone asks if you and Kokopelli 13 are compleatly obsessed with guns and bombs?? And, oh yeah, BOOM!!!
Kokopelli #13 answers yes, we are. And we’re brothers! Oh, one more thing. BOOM
Violetfire says hello. And she will send you all virtual lemon bars. (for the whole story, go to Phantasmagoria)
Whew! Violetfire didn’t know you could get green by typing (a)! She kept typing (a href=”” title=””) Thanks!
so kricket could just do this??? to get green? does it work?
i hate lemon bars…. nasty stuff…
HEY! LEMON BARS GOOOOOOOD! GRRR!
*
turns to 
*
throat w/ air of importance* MAH FELLOW AMERICANS….
PLZ REPEAT THE QUESTION???
*
sighs + shakes head*
uneasy now…*
keeping in cuba… how are they being treated?
8) 8) 8) DUDE! (unision) mr prez, dude, were here now!
you wanna know about those dudes, dude?
8) i thought you said we didnt have to do anything about them
8) dude, ur not makin any sense! i thought you told us to just
say no when they ask + give em the cold shoulder… y’ know
like those drug ads that are on tv all the time?
as? or… dont you know?
8) 8) 8) dude? (unision)
um, AHEM, THE VERY UNFORTUNATE PPL WE ARE
SHELTERING SOUTH OF THE MAINLAND ARE FINE, K?
THEYRE GREAT. SO GREAT THAT THERES NO REASON
TO SAY WHERE THEY ARE OR LET THEM SPEAK OUT!
THEYRE JUST FINE, + IF YOU TRY TO SEE FOR YOURSELF
*points gun* WE…i mean they…will get angry.
was any comments made by em deleted yesterday?
hello! I come in peace, mortals!
Can anyone here decode this? I bet nobody can!
1048/48/937665/005/0057*
incorrect.
it means “athena is really great! let’s name a dey of the week after them right now!!!!!!!!”
wrong. anyone else?
is there a prize?
It’s time for another anouncement…
In fact, Jadestone posted another song, No Good Deed Goes Unpunished on Phantasmagoria. And I posted a happier one, Dancing Through Life as well. Check it out!
how do you make smiley faces? im sorry, im new here
Dancing through life from Wicked? And No Good Deed? WHEEEEE! Wicked time! Go Boq, man!
…
The dude Dick Cheney shot is apparently still in intensive care… good going, Mr. VP. That’s sure gonna get you reelected.
Did you see Wicked too, Phoebe? Ain’t it awesome?
To find out how to make smileys, go to the fourth post on this thread. It’ll tell you.
You can also see a table of smileys by clicking on the HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog) tab.
Hello Bobby! May I call you Bobby? Do people often call you Bobby, or just Robert?
*snicker* Bobby… *snickersnicker*
Don’t push it, violetfire. And Wicked was, well, wicked.
I know! Let’s all call him Bobby! And we’ll call Rosanne Rosie. Unless they object, of course. Do you object, dear GAPA’s?
I’m begening to grow on this idea.
I know! Isn’t it great? I wish Bobby and Rosie would respond, though, so we could know what they think of it.
Cool! Did I get the two-hundrendth post? *200th post dance*
I’m 202th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can we pwease move on with the smilie stories? i need inspiration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that in mind….
(all clear room)
(As I’ve said before, nobody ever gets hurt in my story)
BOOM!!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!
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(eyelids closing and opening like thunder)
By the way, Shotgun #10 is my brother and his birthday is on George Washington’s birthday (the 22nd of Feb)(tomorrow) Let it be known that the whole of Kokonino County and the rest of the world should celebrate!! (knocks king scepter thing down on the floor twice, as if to make something important official)
The royal signature of Kokopelli #13:
The royal signature of Shotgun #10(soon to be Shotgun #11):
Submitted at 2:43 PM Eastern time
By the way, the boom in the latest story was the GAPA striking a match because he could not see in the room. The flame ignited the methane gases, and, well, you can determine the rest.
Thanks. Those moving smilies took FOREVER to load.
Hey that’s Mr. Green!
Or one of his clones…
Where is igotatissue? SHEEP!!! Mr. Green needs his evil enemy back to fight!!!
Love the bush stories koko #13.
lol
i’m really bored……
well goodabyebyebye….
Hi Mr. Green!
Thanks for the praise.
Maybe there really are people who care about my posts…..
What’s Shotgun’s favorite color? Otherwise I shall wear green.
Koko#13: i definitely heard something similar to that (#203) on the radio 20 min ago. well, leave it to 99.5 The Zone…
HI!
thanx VF
#215: Shotgun’s favorite color is red. And green. You didn’t ask, but mine is green too.
#216: Did you really hear something like that??
#217: HI!!!!!
#218: Who’s VF??
#219: Hello me!!!!
The respectable signature of Kokopelli #13:
VF is violetfire.
#220: Ahhh…..
#221: Hello again me!!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. I just thought of this. I would like to introduce a new character.
Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter!! And I’m also changing my signature to 
.
sometimes when the gapas don’t answer your pleas for attention, it is a good sign that they are esasperated with you, or offended by you, and are too polite and politically correct to holler incoherently at you. (i say there are too many sarcastic and nasty webmasters anyway)
they may be mildly offended by “Bobby and Rosie” or maybe they just don’t care.
(this has been refering to post 198)
#221: Hello koko 13.
#122: Hello Ebeth.
#122 again: Hello Museblog.
#122 again: Hello world.
#122 again: Ebeth, you sound bored.
#122 again: I am. Extremely bored.
#122 again: Sorry to hear that. Want to talk to me?
#122 again: Ok! What’s up?
#122 again: Well…i’m talking to myself online…
#122 again: Always fun.
#122 again: Yeah…what up w/u?
#122 again: Oh nothing much…i’m talking to myself online too.
#122 again: Ah yes.
#122 again: Yup.
#122 again: Ebeth, don’t you have anything better to do?
#122 again: Well Ebeth, that’s a good question. Maybe i’ll go find something else to do.
#122 again: Bye Ebeth!
#122 again: Bye Ebeth!
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lilbro, I shortened your very long and very evil smiley post because it was so long and evil that it was causing technical difficulties.
They creep me out…the ones that are laughing maniacally are SO much cooler…. lol
GAPA, u can shorten it. *sigh* If you MUST… lol
Wow. It is short. Already.
I think i’ve just lost all sense of perspective…
It was that long word..”twisted” *shudder* I shudder to hear it. *shudder*
Well read it…
Whatever…
ANOTHER STUPID SENSELESS POLITICAL CARTOON BY EMOGRL:
thingies. can i just finish reading this? plz?
anyway?
towels on their heads+ theyre blowing stuff up! isnt that silly?
218: What’r you thanking me for, emogirl?
im bored…
if anyone’s there, im trying to copy the hot-pink bunnies from “meet the muses” over here
its not working, but ebeth the lurker, em, and Robert Coontz (Administrator) posted them
whats going on?
i just saw the gaint bunny from “pets”
how can i post them
pllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You can’t copy them onto the blog, because WordPress strips out those kinds of links and commands when you submit your messages. You can copy them onto your own computer, though. Try right-click on a PC, control-click on a Mac.
but if i cant how did you do it on “meet the muses”
P.S. thanks for the tip on copying them
I have special GAPA powers.
He has accses to the WordPress people.
I shall let loose my evil army of smileys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert evil laugh here)
P.S. If my smileys work
how do you make smileys anyway?
darn it. They don’t
For smiley instructions, see the HG2MB page. For some reason they don’t work at the beginning of a comment, though.
what about number 206?
Good question. Maybe the ones based on words work there, but the ones based on symbols don’t. (I almost never use smileys.)
Haha it worked
Then why for smiley’s sake are you even on this page?
I was helping a MuseBlogger in distress. Not having access to Intelligent Air, I’m obliged to communicate through the blog.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now he’s going to pay! (he picks up a molecular ink changer wich changes smileys into Igotatissue clones) 
mwa ha ha ha ha!
Mr. green destroyed my castle!
Again, what is Igotatissue?
Igotatissue is really “I got my tissue”, who is
done w/ homework…. yyyyyyyyyyAAAAAAAy!!!
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where the deus is everyone? no one likes me today.
*goes into bedroom to sulk*
I finished my homework at, like, four-thirty because my dad wouldn’t let me have Muse until I got it all done.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHTAK O DE SMILIYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BL, are you new too?! That letter seems to be working, MG.
Oh, and bop welcomes the newcomers. 
Dude says dude. Like always.
BL was here before the letter i think…Laura just came though. I think. Like i’ve said, i’m totally unobservant and unaware of my surroundings. So…yeah.
And now for another anouncement…
Why would you want to name yourself after Bellatrix L? She’s evil, and not in a funny good kind of way.
Bellatrix is a skiddy name, but that could be just me.
I am old, not new. Sigh. I will just go in my corner, avoid studying for my Spanish test (No me gusta. Estudio todas dias, muchas veces, y no me gusta estudiar o hacer ejercicios en mi libro de trabajo.) and my math test (Pythagoras had too much time on his hands).
Rhonda: Procrastinator.
Ikol: Pfuit! Just artful delays.
Stig: Artful delays?
Ikol: Yes, Stig, artful delays. A-R-T-F-U-L D-E-L-A-Y-S.
Stig: Yeah, yeah. *sigh*
Rhonda: Procrastinating goes with the Museblog like cottage cheese goes with cloudberry jam.
Ikol: Eww! Cloudberry jam does NOT go with cottage cheese. It sounds disgusting. Like, oh, chili sauce and raspberry tart.
Stig: That’s actually good, you know.
Ikol: Awk! Eww! You’re making my stomachs flip…how utterly vomit-worthy and wholly distasteful…euhhh…
we just had a spanish test on for the preterite/ imperfect tenses. i dont think any1 did better than a C. it was pretty funny.
Procrastinaaaaaation! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
how many split personalitys do people have???
I only got 2+1
me
penguini
geek
maybe sombody else in there also
geek: helloooo innn therrerererere!!!
penguini: squak
: )
sometimes im a killer baked good. this week i only had paczkis on the hit list though, but it was only for population control.
Geek speaking: long hit list over here
one of them being ‘penguini’ that annoying bird
Who is ‘paczkis’ or is that code name for sombody that i don’t need to know about
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal okay thats enough for now or maybe it isnt HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Okay i is better now…or at least slightly…
Is Jadestone having a spaz attack???
Or is she/he/it/they just being real crazy
pingus speaking; do we need to know?????????????????????????????????
i is?
penguini like talk in third person.
this cool!!!
paczkis are those donut thingies you get during mardi gras. ppl never know how to spell it, psh. mrahrI was walking down teh street whan and : idea : popped into my head. I said wow, that’s a good : idea :. I guess I said it out loud, cause then everyone was : roll : ing their eyes. I looked at them and : oops : ed, so I forgot my idea.
Let’s try this again, Arggg. I was walking down teh street whan and
popped into my head. I said wow, that’s a good :idea:. I guess I said it out loud, cause then everyone was 
ing their eyes. I looked at them and 
ed, so I forgot my idea.
time for another unecessary political cartoonme he remembers…
make relly nice musik outside my bedroom window in the
summer-
whoa! you watch that-alright, nvmhere it comes! now, if you dont move, everything will turn out
perfectly
*ball is pitched @
*
8) 8) 8) dude.
dude. dude!8) affirmative, dude
*fbi dudes launch their plan of action, using their random
telekinetic pwrs. dude 1 uses his manipulative pwr to slow
down the cricket ball slightly, while dude 2, using his faster-
than-the-speed-of-light pwr grabs a bat, jumps in front of
the spectators + holds up a sign reading:
applause-or
gets his gun.*
yay-yeh!*briefly turns toididit! ididit! *faces spectators* ANYTIME MAH FELLOW…
NOT… AMERICANS!
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They roll like a wave…..Ooohhh *is mesmerized by wonderful rolling eyes*
wow, what a pointless waste of time…
A LESSON IN UNDECIDEDNESS
(crowd cheers)
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:Twisted: I know how to make you unhappy. I will make you fall in love
Very very very very very VERY loosley based on a true story
Oh ****, I just realised, its a little less losely based than I thought.
8) 8) 8) We are cool
Am I the only one here with a serious smeily story?
I love this thread. I will post until tha GAPAs make a new one.
I’ll help!
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Hee hee.
(Spies In Favour Of World Domination By Museish Peoples)
aw, my name didn’t work right………..
:cry::oops:
something
transformation
into :twisted::!: (part 1)
:grin:: lalalalalala!
but i like singing…..
:mrgreen:: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! auuuuuuuuugh! nooooo! *writhes on floor*
:grin:: ????? wots wrong???
:mrgreen:: the muuuuusic…. STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!
:grin::
:mrgreen:: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:grin:: im not sing anymore…….
:mrgreen:: oh thanx.
:grin:: why’re u green??
:mrgreen:: i fell int a vat of toxic waste, ok??
:grin::oh im sry.
:mrgreen:: why???
:grin:: wasnt it horrible??
:mrgreen:: no! see for urself! *shoves :grin into pool of toxic waste*
:grin::auuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
to be countinued….. *cackles*