NinjasSneaky People Needed
For centuries, people have spoken of them in whispers. They are the covert-action wing of the Kokonspiracy: a shadowy cabal devoted to committing anonymous acts — some simple, some spectacular — in the spirit of the Muse known as Mimi. They are the WD-40 that keeps the gears of civilization turning, or at any rate loosens the lug nuts of civilization when they get stuck. Who reshelved that beautiful astronomy book that some idiot had stuck in the middle of the football section, where neither the librarians nor anybody else would ever have found it? They did that, and much, much more besides. Make no mistake about it: Unlike a similarly named supersecret organization depicted in certain popular books, movies, and video games, these are GOOD guys.
They are
The IlluMimiNati.
And they want you.
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Date: May 16, 2009
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business, Life, The Universe
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I’m going to have to start using those words, especially in conjunction with one another. I think making them rhyme could make them even more fun, although a tad cheesier. “Rubbish, bosh, piffle, and tosh.”
Anyway, what does being a 
IT WASN’T!!!!!
