Chess Game: Keiffer vs. Ducky — 1/2-1/2
Ready when you are! Keiffer, as White, moves first.
Date: November 14, 2009
Categories: Chess, Games completed
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Ready when you are! Keiffer, as White, moves first.
Date: November 14, 2009
Categories: Chess, Games completed
I hate going first.
Why does it seem like you’re copying me?
Hmm… I don’t think I’m copying you. That’s weird. Must have been when Mr. Joe took control…
Darn, my queen got eaten. You’re pretty good for someone without strategy.
Eaten? Wow, this is getting nasty.
Pseudonym rubbed off on me.
And now I ate your knight.
Balderdash.
That was once the password.
Password? I was just copying Ebenezer Scrooge. I love Scrooge, he’s so awesome!
You can just ignore that.
Wow, this takes forever to load if you’re using dial-up. I guess I’m used to wireless.
You’re right! I never noticed that.
I wasn’t at home at the time.
You know what I just realized? This is, like, the best ever game of chess I’ve played. I’ve only played about 5 or so games come to think of it.
I’ve never played an actual entire game of chess before, and never offline. I had two other chess games going on here on MB, but both of my opponents left the ‘blog, and the Chatterbox as well.
Aww.
*evil laughter*
How unironic. This seems to be the way all my chess games end. One king(?) and a bunch a pawns in useless places.
You could resign by hitting the skull-and-crossbones button. That’s what tournament players do when they know they are sure to lose.
Ducky, meanwhile, needs to move some pieces down near the white king.
Ahh, but I have a plan! (Or DO I?) And that plan is to do something I haven’t yet thought of yet!
That’s quite the plan.
The plan is either A) Make a plan B) Do the plan you already have, or C) Run around screaming madly.
If I was in your situation, I’d probably do C).
Yeah. Me too.
I just realized what your avatar was Ducky. Can I ask why you picked that?
Because I wanted to.
Interesting… now I feel like your plotting someone’s end.
By making your last move, you basically opened up a spot for me to put my king.
I meant queen.
Keiffer, I got a chess set for Christmas, and played against my mom twice, beating her both times, so you’d better watch out!
Oh. No.
You did have check there until I moved my king.
I did?! Wow, I’m completely clueless! *headpalm* Hey, do you want to try and make it to 42 comments?
GAPAs, for no apparent reason, it won’t let me move my queen!
That’s because your king is in check, and the queen can’t help.
Oh.
Wait, hold up. How is your king in check exactly? I don’t get chess. *shakes head* (See how my knowledge of chess is deeply lacking?)
I didn’t know what check was either until I got that chess set.
Keiffer: Ducky’s king is in check if one of your pieces could move to its square on the next move. In that case, Ducky has to (1) move the king to a square that is not attacked in that way, (2) capture the attacking piece, or (3) shield the square by moving another piece between the king and the attacker. If all of those options are impossible, then the king is in checkmate, and you have won the game.
(The same rules apply to your king, of course.)
Oh. Okay.
Why did you just feed your queen to my baby-eating bishop?
Erm, because I absolutely stink at chess? That’s most likely it.
Check.
I think I lose. better eat my king Ducky, before I think of something I can do!
Keiffer: You’re not checkmated yet. Your king can move to either e1 or f2.
It can? Oh yes, it can! Yeah!
No! I didn’t mean to do that! GAPAs, please delete that move!
Never mind, I’ve got a new plan.
Come on, Keiffer! Attack!
I’ll try!
Keiffer — Your 50th move. She hasn’t caught you yet!
(If you’re not going to make another move, you can, and should, hit the skull-and-crossbones button to resign.)
I think I’ll keep playing, even though I can guarantee that I’ll lose. It makes me extremely happy that I made this far. I thought I’d lose somewhere in between my first to seventh move. I know a dude who got someone into check on his fourth move.
(That would be my dad. I just can’t live up to him. )
It’s a draw!
After Black’s 53rd move, White is not in check but has no legal moves. By the rules of the chess, such a position is called a “stalemate” and means the game is drawn. In a tournament, each player would get half a point.
The equals sign on the scoresheet tells the story: Game over. Stalemate!
It’s over? I finished a game of chess? Wow, I’m surprised. That’s one on my personal record.