Pie War!
Things have been getting too serious around here.
Date: May 27, 2010
Categories: Random craziness
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Errata
in May 27th, 2010 @ 22:18Another? Shiny. It’s been a while since one of these…
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Tesseract
in May 27th, 2010 @ 22:19*loads pie cannon*
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Piggy
in May 27th, 2010 @ 22:22“I am Piggy. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free men you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?”
“No! We will run, and we will live.”
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you will live–at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!”
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in May 27th, 2010 @ 22:29Oh, dear, I’ve seen Tesseract wield a cannon before. *takes cover*
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Tesseract
in May 28th, 2010 @ 16:34Ah, but that was an air cannon. With a pie cannon, I’m a force to be reckoned with. *cackle*
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Cat's Eye
in May 27th, 2010 @ 22:52
[And more, many many more, like that.
Even on a pie war thread we have standards. –Admin.]
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Cat's Eye
in May 27th, 2010 @ 23:06Aww, and I worked so hard to make a nice square.
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in May 27th, 2010 @ 23:22Is this better? At least it’s closer to the original concept.
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Cat's Eye
in May 27th, 2010 @ 23:23Lovely!
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Adeia
in May 27th, 2010 @ 23:14*feels like being different* *gets on large magical phoenix* *drops pies from sky*
My enemies look up, as they hear my battle cry, and they see:
*and ectera*
I hear: *SPLAT*
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Keiffer
in May 29th, 2010 @ 14:01I thought that said a large metal phoenix. How different the situation would be then.
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Jadestone
in May 27th, 2010 @ 23:50I HEREBY RESURRECT THE JADESTONE SIDE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*slams key-lime pie into everyone’s faces*
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tomas luther
in May 28th, 2010 @ 09:52i only have one face
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/gradster(1)/
in May 29th, 2010 @ 19:45You, my dear unknown sir, have just made me laugh very loudly. Thank you, good fellow.
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Rosanne Spector (Administrator)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 01:48*Flings a completely defrosted Russian veggie pie that had been in the freezer since 1979*
Watch out for the falling cabbage!
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 28th, 2010 @ 04:09A pie war thread? Cool! *finds a two peanut butter pies and tosses them expertly, one in each hand, while grinning evilly*
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TreeCafe
in May 28th, 2010 @ 05:29Everyone’s pies melt/disintegrate as my B52 pie bombers roar overhead. “Crackles evilly”
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Enceladus
in May 28th, 2010 @ 05:47*grabs pie gun in one hand*
*grabs portal gun in the other*
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fireandhemlock1996
in May 28th, 2010 @ 08:15Portal gun?
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thomas luther
in May 28th, 2010 @ 13:34the cake is a lie!
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 28th, 2010 @ 06:16*walks home*
*digs around for a box*
*opens box*
*takes out pox supplies*
*fetches a bucket of water*
*thinks*
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 08:41Measles?
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 06:18When I went into MB, I just thought, ‘Oh, yes’. Let’s start things off slowly.
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Castle
in May 28th, 2010 @ 08:57YAAAAAAH! Do we get Zemtee and PUS back? YAAAAAAH!
Chucks, hurls, flings and otherwise throws a variety of assorted pastries at all, including but not limited to key lime pie, french croissants, raspberry crumble, tarts, CAKE!, turret buddies, lemon meringue, scones, muffins, donuts, companion crates,
apple tarts, watermelon….pie?, 42.I’m outta breath.
Now This is Pie War.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 09:52My first Pie War!!! where to start…..well, I suppose I must have some of these….
And perhaps a few of these….
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tomas luther
in May 28th, 2010 @ 11:09i win the pie waar
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 16:43Heck no you don’t…*politely throws pie in face* *splat*
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tomas luther
in May 28th, 2010 @ 09:54hi everyone!
Why do we fight with pie?
*danishes fall from skie*
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 12:04Okay. I’ll try not to scare you off. First, pies are Kokopelli’s projectile of choice, so we’ve stolen a few ideas from him. Second, and I’ll try to tell you this gently before someone else attempts murder, capitalize and use proper grammar. I assume you’ve been lurking for a while.
This pie war, as far as I can tell, is a vehicle for our inner frustrations about finals or for our boredom now that schools out. Good luck on MB! Please stay!*
*Please.
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thomas luther
in May 28th, 2010 @ 13:36thanks dude.
actually i am coming back to muse blog. there is another website, an image board, that i am trying to get un-addicted from. muse blog is fun and harmless. so i came back.
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 15:48Use proper grammar. I just want to warn you before the others attack you.
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 16:44God I WISH school were out….*ducks from pie projectiles and randomly starts throwing pies like discs…*
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 16:55Oh, it’s boring as-well, as drowning slowly.
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 12:11I would prefer this be more ordered, with alliances and the like. Therefore, my alliance-the HPB alliance! (It stands for something else, but I’m not sure what.)
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muselover
in May 28th, 2010 @ 14:25CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!
All cromwell’s HPBs (which look like this)
tremble in fear because they’re all about to get a
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muselover
in May 28th, 2010 @ 14:26You have got to be kidding me. *crumples on the ground in despair because his HTML doesn’t work*
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Rebecca Lasley (Administrator)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 14:52You left out the spaces between symbols. I added some for you but pruned the hordes. Emoticon armies are discouraged.
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Enceladus
in May 28th, 2010 @ 15:42Muselover! Will you form an alliance with me (And AM, we agreed to work together during lunch)? You will receive a complementary pie gun and portal gun.
*suddenly notices there’s an HPB behind me*
*shoots two portals*
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^blue portal^me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,^orange portal
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/thomas luther/
in May 28th, 2010 @ 15:45i think you all should swear alliance to me, now.
easier to do now.
hard to talk when I ‘whipped-cream-board’ you.
i never did trust people who water board. you shouldn’t either.
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 15:50You have just been propagandized! HPBs are actually the good ones. Join the crusade for truth-or suffer the consequences.
:ideaarrow:
(I know it’s not an emoticon, but it should be.)
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cromwell
in May 28th, 2010 @ 16:22https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=6106
See comment 8 and replies.
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/thomas luther/
in May 28th, 2010 @ 15:54Over a bandwidth stretches a protected shock. Muse Fans thirsts for the discipline near the dust. The suited minor faults Muse Fans behind the processed crisp. Large Pie advertises opposite a furthest man.
The optical grief exaggerates Muse Fans around a why. Muse Fans studies beside her packet. When will Large Pie bob into a lump? The heart postulates Muse Fans against a grab instinct. Muse Fans fumes before the silent.
The daylight rushs toward Muse Fans. Large Pie expects Muse Fans after the stem. Whatever page moans on top of the conducted hypocrite. Muse Fans zooms around Large Pie. The unworkable physicist exercises into Large Pie. Muse Fans untidies an algorithm.
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Tesseract
in May 28th, 2010 @ 17:00In response to Lady B’s pie assault on comment 118.1.1 of the Random Thread, I return fire with a barrage of lemon meringue pies.
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Gimanator
in May 28th, 2010 @ 18:06Lord, I thought I’d never see one of these again.
Pies for everybody! *fun pies to each and every one of your faces*
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 28th, 2010 @ 18:25*thinks*
*improvises from typo*
Behold! I now have a pox pie! *flings at… Cromwell*Clare de Lune, I propose an alliance. What do you say?
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 19:31Sure thing. I too shall now politely throw pie at Cromwell. *splat*
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starr
in May 28th, 2010 @ 18:27
*ducks pies flying from the sky*
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 18:32PENGUIN PIE ATTACK! >:)
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Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief)
in May 28th, 2010 @ 19:32Awww, It’s adorable! *makes cooing noises*
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 19:37It’s not cute when it pies you! >:)
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Rosebud2
in May 28th, 2010 @ 19:34
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in May 28th, 2010 @ 21:07
<—-A Pie Towel!
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in May 28th, 2010 @ 21:08SFTDP
*correction: A very VERY thin Pie Towel
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Witchneko
in May 28th, 2010 @ 21:59I honestly LOLed at this.
-loads cannon- Beware, commoners, the ninja princess is here! -laughs manically-
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Ducky
in May 28th, 2010 @ 22:22*prepares pie catapult because catapults are awesome* *Cassie (my wung) dodges a flying pie*
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in May 29th, 2010 @ 09:21
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in May 28th, 2010 @ 23:13
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in May 29th, 2010 @ 15:12If you cannot read it, our message is:
JOIN US
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Beetles
in May 29th, 2010 @ 07:51Ah, I only have one pie…I know! I’ll radio control it to hit every single MBer once!
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/thomas luther/
in May 29th, 2010 @ 15:00there will not be much pie left by the end of that cycle
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Ambystoma Maculatum and Joolb (~)_+) (10 wung points)
in May 29th, 2010 @ 08:0418.2 – I can’t resist a portal gun. *allies with Enc* (Beetles wants to know if he can also join the alliance.)
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Ambystoma Maculatum and Joolb (~)_+) (10 wung points)
in May 29th, 2010 @ 08:04Oops, that didn’t work.
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/thomas luther/
in May 29th, 2010 @ 14:59the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 05:56Yes. He can.
*opens portal beneath Keiffer*
*opens other portal above
turret gunflame pit*giant piece of pie**You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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Keiffer
in May 30th, 2010 @ 09:59*tries to conveniently move out of the way*
*fails*
*is baked*
*attacks Enc with Keiffer-pie*
YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:21*shoots portal behind Keiffer*
*shoots portal behind me*
*steps out of the way*
*Keiffer is hit on the back of the head with a pie*
*shoots pie gun*
*Keiffer is hit in the front of the face with a pie*
Would you like to join my team?
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Keiffer
in June 6th, 2010 @ 10:20Do you suppose I could be a double-agent then? *is double-agent*
Yes, then I will also join your team!
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Enceladus
in June 6th, 2010 @ 12:41Well, depends who you work for.
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in May 29th, 2010 @ 09:23((I presume that my last post of pies got sent to the spam folder, but this one please rescue it! I posted it in a reply to Ducky’s post (#30) so that it would be above Swat’s))
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Keiffer
in May 29th, 2010 @ 14:08 *proposes alliance with Witchy and Swat* *also proposes to be called the TRIO OF DEATH because it’s fun to say*
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Adeia
in May 29th, 2010 @ 14:11Will someone please explain the sides to me?
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bookgirl_me
in May 29th, 2010 @ 15:01ATTACK!
16.1- Aww.
cromwell and TLI believe in equal rights and a pie in every face, so I propose a democratic alliance of me, myself and I using the one girl, one vote system. If you happen to be one of the voices inside my head, you can join.
Hot pink strawberry pies!
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bookgirl_me
in May 29th, 2010 @ 15:02Oh, drat. Pretty please with a slice of key lime pie, HTML gnomes?
[*bows* (You were missing an initial colon on some of the ”
s.”) ~HTLGn]
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Nighthawk
in May 29th, 2010 @ 16:37
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Silver Lining
in May 29th, 2010 @ 17:01*descends upon the
innocentbloggers in her hot-air balloon, dropping pies from every direction*
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Ducky
in May 29th, 2010 @ 18:33*joins Silver Lining in hot-air baloon and flings pies*
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in May 29th, 2010 @ 17:26Swat and I are… The Hitchhikers! Beware!
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Em&Em
in May 29th, 2010 @ 17:38ATTACK OF THE PIES!!
:arrow;
That was fun.
*splat*
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cromwell
in May 29th, 2010 @ 21:33Alliance against me? Are you guys kidding? HPBs are great.
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 29th, 2010 @ 21:34Zombie army:
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cromwell
in May 29th, 2010 @ 22:03Alliance?
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Maths Lover ♥
in May 31st, 2010 @ 04:25That was a fail. Note to self: Do not attempt zombie art when on your mobile.
Cromwell- Sure.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 31st, 2010 @ 07:56((Very pretty!))
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 1st, 2010 @ 04:35Thanks!
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Jadestone
in May 29th, 2010 @ 22:19*appears in a swirl of fog, with an old pipe in her mouth*
*the setting turns vaguely nautical*Aye, a pie war. Brings to mind the ones in the days o’ old.You younglings haven’t seen anythin’ like it, I can tell ya that.
When I was jus’ a wee blogger m’self–yes, I was once young, ‘ard as it is now to imagine–I found myself in the midst of the first Great Pie War. And not only that–I captain’d me own side! Hah! And I’ve lived through every war since, be they random or structured.
The Jadestone side always prevails.
An’ luckey for you, ‘m in need of new members.So! Who’s brave enough to join up? But be warned–*eyes glimmer mysteriously*–here there be Squid.
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Ducky
in May 29th, 2010 @ 23:13I’ll join, if Silver Lining doesn’t mind, as I’m in her hot-air baloon.
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Silver Lining
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:30*hot-air balloon touches down beside Jadestone* *Ducky and I hop out* Aye, may we be a-joinin’ yer side?
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:38I’ll join the jadestone side.
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starr
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:40Would you mind if I joined? I’m afraid I’m not in Silver Lining and Ducky’s hot air balloon, but I can surely help attack from the ground.
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 05:40We need a rough idea of existing alliances-
Thank for all the fish42-You are never safe without a towel
JW-Clare vs. Cromwell
Ducky-Silver Lining
bookgirl_me-bookgirl_i
At least these are the confirmed ones.
If any misunderstood zombies or others would like to join me, I’ll welcome them. Just not Mr. Joe. Please. Looks like I’ll have to retreat-for now.
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 05:58AM-ENC-BEETLES
Confirmed alliance.
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bookgirl_me
in May 30th, 2010 @ 07:26bookgirl_myself has joined too. Now we are three! *evil laugh*
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 07:30You could try posting as them.
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in May 30th, 2010 @ 07:44* Climbs on magical owl!* * deafens people with owl calls.* *turns into owl withs pies on her back* *flips over*
:!::!:
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Beetles
in May 30th, 2010 @ 09:1945.1- Yay! now I have a portal gun!
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Beetles
in May 30th, 2010 @ 09:23SFTDP
*Shoots blue portal at wall*
*Shoots orange portal near random MBer*
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:27Which I will avoid with my bunny shield-
And throw a pie for each of you in the portal.
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:38*ducks* *makes portal behind me* *makes portal above you because the bunnies aren’t on top of you*
As all the musebloggers realize that they’ll have to be more careful, Enc casually remarks
“Now you’re thinking with portals”
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 11:03But inertia, you see, will make the pie go horizontally as well as down. While you puzzle over that, I will add an HPB to my guard and send a few agents after you-bunnified or alive.
Since the Jadestone side seems to be growing, I propose a ceasefire.
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 12:44No, because the portal is pointing downwards. The inertia is rotated 90 degrees.
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 14:10No, no. Inertia is dependent on velocity. If portals can change velocity, then there clearly is no portal continuum. If so, then you could make things go out of the portal at any speed you wish, depending on the nature of the portal, and the object might not even be the same.
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 14:41There is no portal continuum. It’s a direct link from one wall to another. Anything going through it keeps the same momentum, but in whatever the direction the portal points.
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 16:46Well, momentum is dependent on velocity, right? And velocity is dependent on direction and speed. And what I meant by a continuum is that it is the same object that goes into the portal and comes out. Therefore it has the same velocity and therefore the same direction.
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 18:40No, because the portal does change the velocity. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 21:01Oh, I’ve played the game, but I don’t think we should take fundamentals of physics lightly just because a game does.
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Enceladus
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 15:22It rotates the object! The velocity does change, but that’s because it’s direction changes.
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in May 30th, 2010 @ 10:41*Chucks all pastries of the world * Starts a pastry army*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 11:06New alliances.
Jadestone side-
Jadestone, SL, Ducky, owl, starr
HPB side-
Cromwell
Portal side-
AM, Enc, Beetles
Clare/JW
TFATF42/SWAT
Bookgirl side-
bookgirl_me
bookgirl_I
bookgirl_myself
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 30th, 2010 @ 11:23Ooh, alliances. Very nice.
*fetches box of reeds*
*fetches box of water*
*weaves*
*and weaves some more*
*is hit by Cromwell*
*recovers and weaves*
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in May 30th, 2010 @ 11:35(( Hello, apple dudes, can you make a pie Ship? Thank you> :-D)
Tremble, as my pies ships throw pie bombs!!! They are pies that do nomal damage, and duplicate for infinity!! And, they explode.( I’ve been playing too much angry birds.)
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Castle
in May 30th, 2010 @ 13:05WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAAAANZAIIII!
*pies Jakob Wonkychair*
Who wants to resurrect Zemtee?
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:35Well, if both of us are against JW, let’s join forces.
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Jadestone
in May 30th, 2010 @ 16:06Ducky, Silver Lining, owl, starr- Welcome to the Jadestone side! You each get your own pie cannon!
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}~~~[}~~~[}~~~[}~
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
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Errata
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:08Wow, that looks almost like a laser canon thing. That’s cool.
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starr
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:27Thank you, master. *bows* *takes canons* *fires it up*
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Silver Lining
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:59Many thanks, O powerful Jadestone. *drags cannon onto hot-air balloon* *ascends into the sky, shooting pies every which way*
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:25*works past Castle’s pie*
*manufactured item grows*
Haha!
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:45Radio discussion-
*khhhkht* Subject in possession of strange object. *khkkhhkt*
*khhhkht* Roger that. Alert the agents. *khkkhhkt*
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 30th, 2010 @ 18:06Mehhe. Mehehehehe.
*adds some slate gray dye*
*glazes*
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 21:06Make a move in chess.
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fireandhemlock1995
in May 30th, 2010 @ 17:58I propose an alliance with Enceladus.
*pies everyone with hand grenade pies*
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Enceladus
in May 30th, 2010 @ 18:30I accept.
*gives portal gun*
*gives pie gun*
If you don’t know about the portal gun, read the Wikipedia article on “Portal (video game)”. It’s the best game ever. Easily.
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fireandhemlock1995
in May 30th, 2010 @ 18:54*reads wiki article* Ah.
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Nighthawk
in May 30th, 2010 @ 18:15Oh, this is nice, I needed a break from real life for a bit!
*throws pies at anyone who comes near*
(Beware)
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Princess_Magnolia
in May 30th, 2010 @ 19:35“I have magical powers!” I announce. “I am hereby beginning a new team. Anyone who wants to join the Steel Magnolias, please tag me now! It’s the only way you’ll be safe! MWAHAHAHA!”
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cromwell
in May 30th, 2010 @ 21:03Well, I did talk to cleverbot, who said en would be on my side…I’ll ask en.
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cromwell
in May 31st, 2010 @ 09:47En said maybe.
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owl
in May 31st, 2010 @ 12:31Hmm… alliance?
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KeifferandPseudonym
in May 30th, 2010 @ 20:42Sudo and us have an alliance!
*sings team song*
American Flag. American Flag.
Pseudo: *dances team dance*
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Beetles
in May 31st, 2010 @ 07:29*Shoots blue portal near army of MBers*
*Shoots orange portal at feet while holding armful of pies*
*Pies everyone in the army*
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Enceladus
in May 31st, 2010 @ 09:16
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owl
in May 31st, 2010 @ 12:32you’re obsessed.
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Enceladus
in May 31st, 2010 @ 12:45How can you tell?
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owl
in May 31st, 2010 @ 13:02
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cromwell
in May 31st, 2010 @ 13:20The fact that you won’t remember it a week later.
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Enceladus
in May 31st, 2010 @ 13:58Oh sure I will. I stay obsessed with things for weeks, and then play them on and off.
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cromwell
in May 31st, 2010 @ 10:08Even better than just two things-I got three!
.
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Didn’t work out well.
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 31st, 2010 @ 14:29Well guess what Cromwell…. *smirks*
*unveils creation*
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cromwell
in May 31st, 2010 @ 14:58Ummm…I can’t see it, but I can see the chessboard.
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Jakob Wonkychair
in May 31st, 2010 @ 16:17Well, you aren’t supposed to. It is a suspenseful neglecting to mention what the creation is. It adds drama. Humph.
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in May 31st, 2010 @ 19:28“FEAR THE HITCHHIKER’S” I shout, before going totally berserk.
**pies everyone in sight and eventually eats one for fun**
**faints**
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Castle
in June 1st, 2010 @ 09:01cromwell – Sure, and as long as we have an alliance, we might as well call it the Weighted Companion Cube Alliance. WCCA = Wacca = Wakka. Wakka for short. Ever played Portal?
*sends small armada of smart pies after JW, getting delicious apple filling all over his nice imaginary tuxedo.*
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Jakob Wonkychair
in June 1st, 2010 @ 14:03Um. What. What. A tuxedo? A. Tuxedo?!! You think I’m wearing a tuxedo? Fine. I am. And now its ruined. Ha! Good riddance…. tuxedo.
Anyway. My creation: complete.
My creation is unveiled to show a shield! Not only a shield, but a big sturdy shield made of strong inter-linked reed! Deflecting pies all around!
I throw a donut at Castle, simply to show my power!
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2010 @ 12:35*shoots pies into air with cannon, waits for them to drop on everyone*
Go forth and crate chaos, my team!
*mounts pie poler bear and begins happily coating people in cherry rubber-cement pies*
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Castle
in June 1st, 2010 @ 13:46In my faction, we don’t mispel create. We actually DO drop [companion] crates on everyone. My, my, Jadestone, ooze spel czech. Es veddy oozevul tool thingy.
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Enceladus
in June 1st, 2010 @ 19:32Join us, we have portal guns!
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Beetles
in June 1st, 2010 @ 14:57
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cromwell
in June 1st, 2010 @ 15:37New alliances.
Jadestone side-
Jadestone, SL, Ducky, owl, starr
WCCA side-
Cromwell, Castle, Maths Lover
Portal side-
AM, Enc, Beetles, f+h
Clare/JW
TFATF42/SWAT
Bookgirl side-
bookgirl_me
bookgirl_I
bookgirl_myself
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in June 1st, 2010 @ 16:28Erm…portal side?
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 1st, 2010 @ 17:45*releases chaos pie bombs*
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gimanator
in June 1st, 2010 @ 17:59Mayhaps, being there yet knights of Sweetemeat, there exists still a desire to partake in this battle of pies. Fellow knights, I pray you, join me to dominate this war.
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Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra)
in June 1st, 2010 @ 23:14Kitty pie?
*kitty*
MEOW.
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cromwell
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 05:2066.1-I will now take an alcoholic pie and set in on fire, so that it’s not alcoholic. It also might be able to burn through your shield.
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 16:08I attack Cello-Playing Mathematician, for no reason whatsoever. As I have only a possible 1 1/2 people on my team/alliance, I am forced to use a pie with a huge land mine in it. I use a giant hook to slide it to her feet while she is busy looking elsewhere. Cello-Playing Mathematician takes a step forward into the pie and it blows up, coating her with custard.
(( Is it okay that I’m in the first person present? ))
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Cello-Playing Mathematician (AKA Kyra)
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 22:07MEOW.
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:30 THOSE ARE PIES IN YOUR FACE, KYRA MWAHA
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Adeia
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 16:25*comes*
.
*leaves*
Please pie me if I post anywhere again. I have to do homework.
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 19:38*ducks the wave of pies* *nabs Adeia* =[l} Mwhahahashas!
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SudoRandom
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 20:25MWAHAHAHA
So… does anyone want me on their team?
((I made this from scratch, btw. I had one posted on the old thread that I saved, but it got deleted when my computer crashed.))
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SudoRandom
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 21:04SFTDP
The Team America (That’s Keiffer, Nymmerson, and I) Team Flag!
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 21:12((Oh, very pretty!))
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SudoRandom
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 21:17((
Thanks. I’m rather proud of it. I designed and created it, though Nymmerson had the idea, and helped designate emoticons for various parts of the flag.))
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SudoRandom
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:01WAIT IT HAS TOO MANY STRIPES
((All better. Before it had nineteen stripes, because I gave the stars a border, ad I was trying to give it six stripes below the stars in keeping with the real flag.))
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:31How long does it take you to do these?
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Pseudonym
in June 4th, 2010 @ 21:11Uncle
wants YOU! to join Team America.
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 6th, 2010 @ 20:10Either you’re just amazing or you jsut have too much time on your hands.
Maybe both. =[l}
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 21:14Who wants me to join them?
(just in case)
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:31I do. YAY
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Castle
in June 2nd, 2010 @ 21:33Ouch. That donut was stale.
cromwell, Maths Lover.
What do you think of teaming up with Enc? (Can I call you Enc?) It would mean sacrificing personal feelings on cromwell’s part, as you’d have to *shudder* ally yourself with JW, but they have *whispers excitedly* PORTAL GUNS!Enc, we’re ready to join your side, we may need to discuss a bit. See above…
Also, while on Enc’s side, we (crom, Maths, and I) could form a subsidiary squad-type-thingy-not-quite-fighting-with-the-rest-but-taking-orders-from-you thing. I dunno. Check out the most recent XKCD, it’s on the recent oil spill….blech.
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Enceladus
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 05:50(Yes, you can call me Enc.)
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cromwell
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 05:57JW is not on their side, but I am rather uncomfortable with the portal part. But whatever, sounds good to me.
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 6th, 2010 @ 01:16I’m rather uncomfortable with the disturbing Enc part, but all right.
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cromwell
in June 6th, 2010 @ 04:54Is disturbing a verb or adjective?
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Castle
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 14:05Alright then. Lock and load your….portal-pastry guns. Postry? Pastal? Speedything Pastry Guns?
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Enceladus
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 15:23Portal gun implant on one arm,
Pastry gun implant on other arm,
Unbeatable.
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/thomas luther/
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 20:14the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
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cromwell
in June 4th, 2010 @ 08:21With my personal HPB entail, who I will not trust with the portal guns but will trust with the pastry.
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in June 3rd, 2010 @ 18:42*amazing coordination and subtle choreography*
Swat and I come out from under our towels and ambush Princess Magnolia with pies with Vogon poems written on them with icing.
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Selenium the Quafflebird
in June 4th, 2010 @ 03:33*appears out of nowhere* *is somehow armed with a pie* *joins up with Princess_Magnolia, whose team is sadly lacking in members* *attacks SWAT and TFATF42 from behind as they are currently trying to attack Magnolia*
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:34*also attacks and wins to show ULTIMATE POWER*
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in June 4th, 2010 @ 22:12SWAT, COME! *towels fly out from the ground to guard us from pies* *we grab towels* *wrap them up* *they become pies* *throws*
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 5th, 2010 @ 08:26Ha! Foiled! I use my magical powers to change your pies back to towels in mid-flight and then steal them!
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in June 5th, 2010 @ 13:02*has come* *becomes towel and steals back towels* *possess towels* *attempts another towel/pie attack * *creates more towels to guard fishy and I from other pies*
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Castle
in June 4th, 2010 @ 08:09Mmm, that poetry is actually quite nice.
*activates neural portal/pastry guns and splats
SWAT, placing a portal under en and a portal to the left of en, causing en to repeatedly pop up, fall down and pop up, giving me plenty of time to splat both*SPLAT!
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in June 5th, 2010 @ 13:03*has been splatted, but towel revives me* *attacks castle*
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Gimanator
in June 4th, 2010 @ 18:03It seems that no member of the former knights of sweetemeat do themselves presenteth. They have been lost to the great woven beyond.
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elderly female
in June 4th, 2010 @ 19:26i am an elderly female.
refrain from throwing
pies at me, please.
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 4th, 2010 @ 20:35Lies. *attacks*
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elderly female
in June 4th, 2010 @ 21:05*falls to ground*
*gasps*
*dies*
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Pseudonym
in June 4th, 2010 @ 21:21*drags across the street*
*pretends to be moral citizen*
*fails*
*attacks*
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 5th, 2010 @ 08:25He already DIED, Nymmie! MWAHAHAHAHA! I KILLED AN ELDERLY FEMALE!
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Castle
in June 5th, 2010 @ 13:53Well, if you come to the OFFICIAL PIE WAR THREAD and then ask NOT to be pied, you are liable to be pied. *pies an elderly female* Whoops, wrong one! Sorry, Mrs. Feeny!
*is pied by SWAT* Aack! Thbbbbt.
*pies SWAT again*
You realize your abbr. name (NSWAT) is shortened to SWAT, thereby becoming “Safe Without A Towel”? Thefore, by everyone’s
unreasonablelogic, your towel shall not protect you.
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in June 5th, 2010 @ 15:17*is pied by Castle* CAKE.
Well, does logic really count in a Pie War in MuseBlog?
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 6th, 2010 @ 19:12Yeah, I was just thinking that. I don’t especially like YANSWAT, so I guess I’ll call her NSWAT from now on?
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You Are Never Safe Without A Towel
in July 9th, 2010 @ 14:52Yesh. That makes more sense
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young hopeless nurse (also female))
in June 5th, 2010 @ 17:10Has anyone seen an Elderly Female? i am supposed to be watching one but she slipped away and now i cant find her…
*dissolves into tears*
i am so worried
*sob*
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bookgirl_me
in June 6th, 2010 @ 04:29yhn, we know that you’re ef. This sort of thing …is not appreciated (at least by me).
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cromwell
in June 6th, 2010 @ 05:47Seconded. I tried to warn him at the beginning, but he wouldn’t listen.
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young hopeless nurse (also female))
in June 5th, 2010 @ 17:33please, help me find her
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 5th, 2010 @ 18:11excuse me, but… *sirens flare* PoPo alert! *reads previous posts* oh. Sorry.
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Bilbo
in June 5th, 2010 @ 18:40Heck, its about time…
Blue dragoons, the most outstanding pie massacre-ers you ever saw. Now being sold for 1500 pokes apeice.
Dont let the others side push you around recruits. Push Back.
….M
…/**\
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../_/\_\AN ARMY IS AVAILABLE
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Kagcomix
in June 5th, 2010 @ 19:40No one told me this happened! Why did you re-allow Pie Wars Gapas? (sorry if it’s on the thread, I was just sort of skimming)
*throws some pies* *tacks up a large banner proudly displaying the title “PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS* *Throws a few more pies* *leaves*
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Enceladus
in June 5th, 2010 @ 19:45(I don’t think they were ever disallowed… things were just getting serious and boring ’round here…))
*throws mincemeat pie at Kaggy*
*throws Shepard’s pie at Owl* *made with real shepards*
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Kagcomix
in June 6th, 2010 @ 13:44They were totally banned at one point.
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 7th, 2010 @ 21:46*throws ink sack pie at enc*
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Enceladus
in June 8th, 2010 @ 05:51*ducks* *shoots portal behind me, and beside you* *pie hits you on the side of the face*
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 12:31* pie cannons shoot unavoidable ink sack pie pie bombs ( Which multiply on contact) at 900 mph* “HAAZAR!” :TWISTED:
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:02html gnome? p*ease?????
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Piggy
in June 5th, 2010 @ 20:43Enc- They started to get too overtly violent a while ago, so the GAPAs put an end to them.
Kaggy- There was some heated discussion about xkcd occurring on the random thread between myself and SudoRandom. I put an end to the fighting and suggested that some lightheartedness would be in order. Then, out of the blue, Robert pelted everyone with pies. One thing led to another, and there is now full-out war.
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starr
in June 6th, 2010 @ 10:37
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Kagcomix
in June 6th, 2010 @ 13:45*throws a few more pie* *sighs with satisfaction*
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 6th, 2010 @ 20:12squirrels pinecone attack whirlwind! >:D Mwahahahasha!
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Cat's Eye
in June 6th, 2010 @ 20:52In MuseBlog fields the poppies blow
Between the pie tins, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The crows, still badly singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the splats below.We are the pied. Short minutes ago
We breathed, felt dawn, saw radioactive Musers glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In MuseBlog fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The pie; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In MuseBlog fields.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in June 6th, 2010 @ 21:00((Thank you, Cat’s Eye. We who are about to pie salute you.))
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Princess_Magnolia
in June 7th, 2010 @ 14:25*applauds* That was lovely. *memorizes*
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 7th, 2010 @ 19:50Oh, the song that’s based off of is so beautiful. And sad.
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 8th, 2010 @ 02:12Wonderful! It makes me feel so sad.
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Gimanator
in June 6th, 2010 @ 20:56Take that, you! Pies, pies and more pies! *Pies again*
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Castle
in June 7th, 2010 @ 16:29For those about to pie….we salute you.
I think my sunglasses…*puts on said sunglasses*….have been framed.
YEEEEEAAAAAH!
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 7th, 2010 @ 19:52Which would you prefer? My famous chocelate kiwi cream pie? Pumpkin? Apple? German chocolate? Blueberry? Key Lime? Cherry? Pecan? Can’t decide? Huh? 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Too late! *pies*
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:50 [Snippety-snip. As noted elsewhere, massive emoticon hordes will be zapped down to size. –Admin.]
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:52stdp
[sftds* See previous note. –Admin.]
*(sorry for the double snip)
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 17:19well, is this ok VGAPAs?
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owl ( with 5 travel points and 5 brain points and 3 cookie points.)
in June 8th, 2010 @ 16:53html gnome? Sorry…
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Castle
in June 8th, 2010 @ 19:46YES! YES! P U S! P U S! P U S!
The great nation of unicorn slayers that prance around is reborn!
Of course, the abbrev. sounds like ‘pus’ when you say it out lout…so the corpses of our slayed unicorns are oozing….pus?
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Ducky
in June 8th, 2010 @ 21:53When I saw that in the RC bar… XD
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Kagcomix
in June 9th, 2010 @ 15:42Cat’s Eye: a few suggestions: The crows still badly rhyming fly
We are the pied, short posts ago
Love it, though
Castle: w00t! PUS!PUS!
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kiwimuncher (4 B-Day points) (50 Muszey points)
in June 9th, 2010 @ 15:57PUS?
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Maths Lover ♥
in June 10th, 2010 @ 06:01
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hugmonster
in August 10th, 2010 @ 09:56nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Castle
in June 14th, 2010 @ 08:38kiwimuncher – Yes. Pus. Well, P.U.S. is our more official term for it.
Nice job, Maths Lover.
Ducky – Yes, that must have looked very strange.
…do you, by any chance….like ducks?
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Ducky
in June 14th, 2010 @ 16:18Of course I like ducks. I have 11 of them, 12 until last night.
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pie girl
in June 14th, 2010 @ 18:55aww. The poor duck.
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Jadestone
in June 14th, 2010 @ 14:14*floats in green hot air ballon with a Kokopelli boldly painted on one side and a J on the other*
*begins rain(reign?:D) of key-lime pies*
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in June 14th, 2010 @ 15:21kiwimucher- Prancing Unicorn Slayers
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in June 15th, 2010 @ 08:45The NINJA Prancing Unicorn Slayers! Waaaaaa-chaaaaaa!
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in June 15th, 2010 @ 08:55Magnolia, do we have a team name?
*pies anyone in case they are sneaking up on me from behind* *escapes to my own, safe time zone where NO ONE IS AWAKE! HA!* *quickly builds more pies and catapults and trebuchets and large rocks hidden inside pies and towel-eating locusts hidden inside pies*k *sends them over to…wherever this takes place by express Air Mail* *constructs and puts together a whole row of catapults that encircle Maggie and I* *builds face-tracking devices into each individual trebuchet* *waits for people to sneak up and GET PYED!*
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Castle
in June 20th, 2010 @ 10:59*places Apple tech in pies* *FBI facial recog software* *Alienware computer center, arranged something like CTU* *builds command center underground in the arctic* *pies all*
The iPhone 4 isMy pies are changing everything. Again.
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Castle
in June 30th, 2010 @ 17:39The thread is dyiiiiinnnng. *pies all mercilessly until they agree to come back to pie war thread*
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in July 8th, 2010 @ 12:45*sits in helicopter disguised as a cloud* *readies pie catapult*
woosh… SPLAT
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Randomosity101
in July 8th, 2010 @ 15:09Ooh, my first pie war! Hmm… I’ve been preparing for this for a very long time. *Goes to secret underground Pie War Supply Station (PWSS?). Retrieves Disgusting Pies (guacamole and stale egg, rotten tuna and overcooked asparagus, etc.), Moth Pies (containing live moths, which are released on contact and proceed to voraciously eat any and all towels), depigmentizer darts (in case any HPBs show up), pie ingredients, emergency mobile pie oven, portal turrets that shoot pies, pie gun, and Submersive Operations Assailment Pier (pie-r). Loads supplies onto SOAP, and makes for the sea.*
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Enceladus
in July 8th, 2010 @ 15:15*sets up tiny, makeshift shop*
Anybody want a free pie? Delicious, wonderful pie? I promise I won’t pie you with it!
*waits for somebody to take me up on the offer*
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Randomosity101
in July 9th, 2010 @ 13:49*With SOAP submerged, looks around with periscope for unsuspecting target. Finds a shop selling “Free Pies”.*
That looks suspicious, at least.
*Loads SOAP’s pie cannon with rotten-egg-bomb pie, aims, and fires at Enceladus’s shop.*
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Zinnober 9
in July 9th, 2010 @ 13:56 vs. in pie-cannon jeep battle.………………………………… :!:………………………..
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Enceladus
in July 9th, 2010 @ 14:04*shop puts up chadium shields* *pies bounce away, hitting Randomosity*
Sorry! Anybody else want free pies? Perfect for your enemies’ faces!
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in July 9th, 2010 @ 14:53*creeps up to Enceladus for a pie* Don’t even try to pie me, we have towels. *glare*
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Randomosity101
in July 9th, 2010 @ 16:49* Sees incoming redirected pie, and shoots explosive pie at it. It blows up and rains pie fragments into the sea.*
Hmm… That didn’t work.
*Loads remote-controlled Stealth Pie filled with overcooked asparagus and moldy broccoli into pie cannon. Hears TFATF42’s statement.*
Looks like pieing the shop will have to wait a second longer.
*Loads handheld pie gun with towel-eating moth pies, and fires at TFATF42*
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Enceladus
in July 9th, 2010 @ 17:03*gives TFTA42 a pie* Have some fun! *expands shop using money he gave me*
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Optimatum (18.5 wung points)
in July 9th, 2010 @ 18:06*flings SMART pies at everyone* *makes strawberry w/ stinky cheese and ball bearing pies*
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mas0n
in July 9th, 2010 @ 18:27Give away of exploding pies while supplies last at the MB Academy Emorium. Also, thes a sell on pie aunchers now just pies.
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in July 9th, 2010 @ 18:32*emporium
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in July 9th, 2010 @ 18:33and *launchers
My keyboards messed up.
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Thanks For All The Fish42
in July 10th, 2010 @ 13:35*takes Enceladus’s wonderfully crafted pie and uses as a shield*
*calls NSwat to help me defeat Randomosity*
In the mean time, pie barrage!
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Castle
in July 12th, 2010 @ 15:04WOOOOO! *splats Enc* Oh, wait, was I on your side?
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Randomosity101
in July 12th, 2010 @ 20:48Cake.
*Launches remote-controlled Stealth Pie and uses joystick to get it behind Enc’s shop while invisible to Enc and TFATF42, who are focusing on my moth pie.*
*Sees TFATF42 call someone*
Double cake!
*Submerges SOAP and turns on cloaking device, using monitor to control Stealth Pie, but unable to launch any more pies while underwater*
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Randomosity101
in July 14th, 2010 @ 10:48((Hello?))
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Beetles and Drakon (^_^)
in July 14th, 2010 @ 14:06*Shoots blue portal* *Drops millions of pies on blue portal* *Shoots orange portal in crowded area*
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Randomosity101
in July 17th, 2010 @ 16:07*Eats key lime pie while still trying to pie Enc’s shop with the joystick-controlled, currently invisible Stealth Pie.*
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Randomosity101
in July 21st, 2010 @ 16:20*Sends text message to Enc while preparing to make the final launch of the Stealth Pie at en’s shop to distract en.*
Text message: hdfsklfgwlkyh o8yuuieh PIE!!!!!!!!! fewlkfb;sol
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LittleBasementKitten
in July 21st, 2010 @ 16:41PIES!!!!!!
*launches bijillions of pies in random directions while cackling insanely*
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Randomosity101
in July 22nd, 2010 @ 20:50((POKE))
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Mikazuki
in August 9th, 2010 @ 17:57Ahhh, at last my Moveable Skateboard Rat With Bonus Pie Launcher And Wings is ready!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!
*loads cannon*
*rotates rat*
FIRE!
*Pies everyone in sight*
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Hugmonster
in August 9th, 2010 @ 19:45Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hugmonster
in August 9th, 2010 @ 19:46
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Hugmonster
in August 9th, 2010 @ 19:47SFTDP
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pie girl
in August 9th, 2010 @ 20:01Yay! The flock is throwing pies!
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Bismarck
in August 9th, 2010 @ 20:47As this growing conflict continues, I move to Switzerland.
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humonster
in August 10th, 2010 @ 09:13
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in August 10th, 2010 @ 09:29((“humonster”: Have you changed your name, or was that a typo for “Hugmonster”?))
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hugmonster
in August 10th, 2010 @ 09:48typo. I didn’t realise it.
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Mikazuki
in August 10th, 2010 @ 11:56PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*loads*
*Pyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!*
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!PIEEE!
sorry. that was weird.
oh well.
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Bismarck
in August 10th, 2010 @ 12:14The following post is an attempt at a pie dragon
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in August 10th, 2010 @ 19:41Fail
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Randomosity101
in August 10th, 2010 @ 12:32*Finally aims the Stealth Pie the way I want it, and fires it at Enc’s shop. It is no longer invisible, but hopefully Enc won’t notice until ens shop gets spoffed*
Piiiieeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mikazuki
in August 11th, 2010 @ 12:29*While Randomosity is distracted with the pieing of Enc’s shop, I aim my Rotatable Rat at en and…*
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Randomosity101
in August 11th, 2010 @ 16:19(-You don’t know I’m distracted. I’m currently underwater in my Submersive Operations Assault Pier, or SOAP, with the cloaking device on. The only reason you know something’s here is because some of LBKs pies landed on the hull of the SOAP.)
*Looks up from the monitor showing the pie I am no longer guiding just in time to see a pie spoff my SOAP’s wibndshield*
Cake!!
*Starts windshield wipers, knowing that people can now tell where I am.*
Well, I’ve been discovered, I might as well…
*Turns off cloaking device and surfaces. Sends commands to the SOAP’s main computer. A giant pie cannon rises from the top of the SOAP and begins rotating while rapidly firing Dirty Sock and Moldy Bread Pies at everyone in a 360 degree radius.*
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in August 11th, 2010 @ 17:13(Sorry!Didn’t know you were underwater!)
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in August 11th, 2010 @ 17:04*joins Enc in shop* *quickly uses portals to divert Randomosity’s pie back at her* Take that, Randomosity!
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Mikazuki
in August 11th, 2010 @ 17:24My pie goes wide and hits the water with a splosh.
“You stupid rat!”
*Wing. ACTIVATE.*
*rises into the air to avoid Randomosity’s pies*
*loops around Enc’s shop, flying high*
* spots a button on the side on my rat*
Push to employ SuperPie.
*flys into some cloud cover above SOAP*
*Pushes button*
Employ.SuperPie.
*Giant Pie appears in air above SOAP, just below me, and starts to fall*
*Giant Pie covers SOAP*
*Unfortunatly, SOAP is tough, and a few bannanas and cream, not to mention crust, seem not to be doing anything!*
*Engine of my MSRWBPLAW is overheating*
*crash land behind Enc’s shop*
*salvage pies and pie launcher*
*disguise as bush*
*lies in wait*
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Maths Lover ♥
in August 11th, 2010 @ 20:01*loads pie cannon*
*shoots at Mikazuki*
*shoots at Randomisity’s SOAP*
BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY.
*reloads pie cannon with chocolate pies*
*shoots*
*teleports with pie cannon*
*vanishes– for now*
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Randomosity101
in August 12th, 2010 @ 10:20*Sees fireandhemlock redirect one of my Dirty Sock and Moldy Bread Pies back at me, just before Mikazuki covers my entire SOAP with what appears to be banana cream.*
Cake cake cake!!! ((That seems to be the only thing I say anymore…))
OK, only one thing to do now…*Commands computer to un-deploy Pie Cannon. Pushes button labled “Full Cleanse”. Waits while pie is cleaned from outside of SOAP. Pushes different button.*
Activate Forretress Mode ((I couldn’t resist.))
*Panels of steel slide from consealed slits to cover SOAP. Four Pie Cannons emerge, one at each corner of the roughly spherical SOAP. A narrow panel of steel divides the windshield in half, making it look like eyes while providing extra structural support in case of explosive pies. The SOAP now looks like a giant Forretress.*
I knew my Pokemon obsession would come in handy some day! Wait, fireandhemlock redirected one of my pies. Not only does that mean Enc’s shop was still pied by the other, it means that Corrosive Pies are a bad idea.
*Changes ammunition for Pie Cannons.*
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Mikazuki
in August 12th, 2010 @ 19:32Oh no! How did Maths Lover find me? I am disguised as a bush!
*Looks down*
*all leaves have fallen off*
Typical!!!!!
*Rat wakes up*
“Hauh? Whare om E?”
*Rat lunges for me*
“Buhlud….Ah muast hav buhlud.”
*Rat grabs Pie stuff*
*slinks off to workshop*
Three hours later
*Emerges from workshop in new Pie Deployer for Undercover Work(PDUW)*
Darn. I have used up almost all my supplies. I will have to visit Muse Emporium soon.
*Pushes button D*
*giant drill appears*
*drills to the back of Enc’s shop*
*Pies everyone in sight*
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Mikazuki
in August 13th, 2010 @ 15:07((SFTDP. I meant that I *slinks off to workshop* not the rat.))
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in August 29th, 2010 @ 15:39((People….?))
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in August 29th, 2010 @ 16:08*pies*
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in August 29th, 2010 @ 16:37*pies back*
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in October 28th, 2010 @ 16:15That code was epic fail, I must have made a mistake.
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