Pie War!
Things have been getting too serious around here.
Date: May 27, 2010
Categories: Random craziness
Wednesday, 8 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Things have been getting too serious around here.
Date: May 27, 2010
Categories: Random craziness
Another? Shiny. It’s been a while since one of these…
*loads pie cannon*
“I am Piggy. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free men you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?”
“No! We will run, and we will live.”
“Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you will live–at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!”
Oh, dear, I’ve seen Tesseract wield a cannon before. *takes cover*
Ah, but that was an air cannon. With a pie cannon, I’m a force to be reckoned with. *cackle*
[And more, many many more, like that.
Even on a pie war thread we have standards. –Admin.]
Aww, and I worked so hard to make a nice square.
Is this better? At least it’s closer to the original concept.
Lovely!
*feels like being different* *gets on large magical phoenix* *drops pies from sky*
My enemies look up, as they hear my battle cry, and they see:
*and ectera*
I hear: *SPLAT*
I thought that said a large metal phoenix. How different the situation would be then.
I HEREBY RESURRECT THE JADESTONE SIDE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*slams key-lime pie into everyone’s faces*
i only have one face
You, my dear unknown sir, have just made me laugh very loudly. Thank you, good fellow.
-A
*Flings a completely defrosted Russian veggie pie that had been in the freezer since 1979*
Watch out for the falling cabbage!
A pie war thread? Cool! *finds a two peanut butter pies and tosses them expertly, one in each hand, while grinning evilly*
Everyone’s pies melt/disintegrate as my B52 pie bombers roar overhead. “Crackles evilly”
*grabs pie gun in one hand*
*grabs portal gun in the other*
Portal gun?
the cake is a lie!
*walks home*
*digs around for a box*
*opens box*
*takes out pox supplies*
*fetches a bucket of water*
*thinks*
Measles?
When I went into MB, I just thought, ‘Oh, yes’. Let’s start things off slowly.
YAAAAAAH! Do we get Zemtee and PUS back? YAAAAAAH!
Chucks, hurls, flings and otherwise throws a variety of assorted pastries at all, including but not limited to key lime pie, french croissants, raspberry crumble, tarts, CAKE!, turret buddies, lemon meringue, scones, muffins, donuts, companion crates,
apple tarts, watermelon….pie?, 42.
I’m outta breath.
Now This is Pie War.
My first Pie War!!! where to start…..well, I suppose I must have some of these…. And perhaps a few of these….
i win the pie waar
Heck no you don’t…*politely throws pie in face* *splat*
hi everyone!
Why do we fight with pie?
*danishes fall from skie*
Okay. I’ll try not to scare you off. First, pies are Kokopelli’s projectile of choice, so we’ve stolen a few ideas from him. Second, and I’ll try to tell you this gently before someone else attempts murder, capitalize and use proper grammar. I assume you’ve been lurking for a while.
This pie war, as far as I can tell, is a vehicle for our inner frustrations about finals or for our boredom now that schools out. Good luck on MB! Please stay!*
*Please.
thanks dude.
actually i am coming back to muse blog. there is another website, an image board, that i am trying to get un-addicted from. muse blog is fun and harmless. so i came back.
Use proper grammar. I just want to warn you before the others attack you.
God I WISH school were out….*ducks from pie projectiles and randomly starts throwing pies like discs…*
Oh, it’s boring as-well, as drowning slowly.
I would prefer this be more ordered, with alliances and the like. Therefore, my alliance-the HPB alliance! (It stands for something else, but I’m not sure what.)
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!
All cromwell’s HPBs (which look like this)
tremble in fear because they’re all about to get a
You have got to be kidding me. *crumples on the ground in despair because his HTML doesn’t work*
You left out the spaces between symbols. I added some for you but pruned the hordes. Emoticon armies are discouraged.
Muselover! Will you form an alliance with me (And AM, we agreed to work together during lunch)? You will receive a complementary pie gun and portal gun.
*suddenly notices there’s an HPB behind me*
*shoots two portals*
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^blue portal^me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,^orange portal
i think you all should swear alliance to me, now.
easier to do now.
hard to talk when I ‘whipped-cream-board’ you.
i never did trust people who water board. you shouldn’t either.
You have just been propagandized! HPBs are actually the good ones. Join the crusade for truth-or suffer the consequences.
:ideaarrow:
(I know it’s not an emoticon, but it should be.)
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=6106
See comment 8 and replies.
Over a bandwidth stretches a protected shock. Muse Fans thirsts for the discipline near the dust. The suited minor faults Muse Fans behind the processed crisp. Large Pie advertises opposite a furthest man.
The optical grief exaggerates Muse Fans around a why. Muse Fans studies beside her packet. When will Large Pie bob into a lump? The heart postulates Muse Fans against a grab instinct. Muse Fans fumes before the silent.
The daylight rushs toward Muse Fans. Large Pie expects Muse Fans after the stem. Whatever page moans on top of the conducted hypocrite. Muse Fans zooms around Large Pie. The unworkable physicist exercises into Large Pie. Muse Fans untidies an algorithm.
In response to Lady B’s pie assault on comment 118.1.1 of the Random Thread, I return fire with a barrage of lemon meringue pies.
Lord, I thought I’d never see one of these again.
Pies for everybody! *fun pies to each and every one of your faces*
*thinks*
*improvises from typo*
Behold! I now have a pox pie! *flings at… Cromwell*
Clare de Lune, I propose an alliance. What do you say?
Sure thing. I too shall now politely throw pie at Cromwell. *splat*
*ducks pies flying from the sky*
PENGUIN PIE ATTACK! >:)
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Awww, It’s adorable! *makes cooing noises*
It’s not cute when it pies you! >:)
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<—-A Pie Towel!
SFTDP
*correction: A very VERY thin Pie Towel
I honestly LOLed at this.
-loads cannon- Beware, commoners, the ninja princess is here! -laughs manically-
*prepares pie catapult because catapults are awesome* *Cassie (my wung) dodges a flying pie*
If you cannot read it, our message is:
JOIN US
Ah, I only have one pie…I know! I’ll radio control it to hit every single MBer once!
there will not be much pie left by the end of that cycle
18.2 – I can’t resist a portal gun. *allies with Enc* (Beetles wants to know if he can also join the alliance.)
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the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
Yes. He can.
*opens portal beneath Keiffer*
*opens other portal above turret gun flame pit* giant piece of pie*
*You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
*tries to conveniently move out of the way*
*fails*
*is baked*
*attacks Enc with Keiffer-pie*
YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
*shoots portal behind Keiffer*
*shoots portal behind me*
*steps out of the way*
*Keiffer is hit on the back of the head with a pie*
*shoots pie gun*
*Keiffer is hit in the front of the face with a pie*
Would you like to join my team?
Do you suppose I could be a double-agent then? *is double-agent*
Yes, then I will also join your team!
Well, depends who you work for.
((I presume that my last post of pies got sent to the spam folder, but this one please rescue it! I posted it in a reply to Ducky’s post (#30) so that it would be above Swat’s))
*proposes alliance with Witchy and Swat* *also proposes to be called the TRIO OF DEATH because it’s fun to say*
Will someone please explain the sides to me?
ATTACK!
16.1- Aww. cromwell and TL
I believe in equal rights and a pie in every face, so I propose a democratic alliance of me, myself and I using the one girl, one vote system. If you happen to be one of the voices inside my head, you can join.
Hot pink strawberry pies!
Oh, drat. Pretty please with a slice of key lime pie, HTML gnomes?
[*bows* (You were missing an initial colon on some of the ” s.”) ~HTLGn]
*descends upon the innocent bloggers in her hot-air balloon, dropping pies from every direction*
*joins Silver Lining in hot-air baloon and flings pies*
Swat and I are… The Hitchhikers! Beware!
ATTACK OF THE PIES!!
:arrow;
That was fun.
*splat*
Alliance against me? Are you guys kidding? HPBs are great.
Zombie army:
Alliance?
That was a fail. Note to self: Do not attempt zombie art when on your mobile.
Cromwell- Sure.
((Very pretty!))
Thanks!
*appears in a swirl of fog, with an old pipe in her mouth*
*the setting turns vaguely nautical*
Aye, a pie war. Brings to mind the ones in the days o’ old.You younglings haven’t seen anythin’ like it, I can tell ya that.
When I was jus’ a wee blogger m’self–yes, I was once young, ‘ard as it is now to imagine–I found myself in the midst of the first Great Pie War. And not only that–I captain’d me own side! Hah! And I’ve lived through every war since, be they random or structured.
The Jadestone side always prevails.
An’ luckey for you, ‘m in need of new members.
So! Who’s brave enough to join up? But be warned–*eyes glimmer mysteriously*–here there be Squid.
I’ll join, if Silver Lining doesn’t mind, as I’m in her hot-air baloon.
*hot-air balloon touches down beside Jadestone* *Ducky and I hop out* Aye, may we be a-joinin’ yer side?
I’ll join the jadestone side.
Would you mind if I joined? I’m afraid I’m not in Silver Lining and Ducky’s hot air balloon, but I can surely help attack from the ground.
We need a rough idea of existing alliances-
Thank for all the fish42-You are never safe without a towel
JW-Clare vs. Cromwell
Ducky-Silver Lining
bookgirl_me-bookgirl_i
At least these are the confirmed ones.
If any misunderstood zombies or others would like to join me, I’ll welcome them. Just not Mr. Joe. Please.
Looks like I’ll have to retreat-for now.
AM-ENC-BEETLES
Confirmed alliance.
bookgirl_myself has joined too. Now we are three! *evil laugh*
You could try posting as them.
* Climbs on magical owl!* * deafens people with owl calls.* *turns into owl withs pies on her back* *flips over*
:!::!:
45.1- Yay! now I have a portal gun!
SFTDP
*Shoots blue portal at wall*
*Shoots orange portal near random MBer*
Which I will avoid with my bunny shield-
And throw a pie for each of you in the portal.
*ducks* *makes portal behind me* *makes portal above you because the bunnies aren’t on top of you*
As all the musebloggers realize that they’ll have to be more careful, Enc casually remarks
“Now you’re thinking with portals”
But inertia, you see, will make the pie go horizontally as well as down. While you puzzle over that, I will add an HPB to my guard and send a few agents after you-bunnified or alive.
Since the Jadestone side seems to be growing, I propose a ceasefire.
No, because the portal is pointing downwards. The inertia is rotated 90 degrees.
No, no. Inertia is dependent on velocity. If portals can change velocity, then there clearly is no portal continuum. If so, then you could make things go out of the portal at any speed you wish, depending on the nature of the portal, and the object might not even be the same.
There is no portal continuum. It’s a direct link from one wall to another. Anything going through it keeps the same momentum, but in whatever the direction the portal points.
Well, momentum is dependent on velocity, right? And velocity is dependent on direction and speed. And what I meant by a continuum is that it is the same object that goes into the portal and comes out. Therefore it has the same velocity and therefore the same direction.
No, because the portal does change the velocity. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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I’m using portals from the game “Portal”. Look it up on Wikipedia. You may disagree with the physics, but I’m not changing them.
Oh, I’ve played the game, but I don’t think we should take fundamentals of physics lightly just because a game does.
It rotates the object! The velocity does change, but that’s because it’s direction changes.
*Chucks all pastries of the world * Starts a pastry army*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New alliances.
Jadestone side-
Jadestone, SL, Ducky, owl, starr
HPB side-
Cromwell
Portal side-
AM, Enc, Beetles
Clare/JW
TFATF42/SWAT
Bookgirl side-
bookgirl_me
bookgirl_I
bookgirl_myself
Ooh, alliances. Very nice.
*fetches box of reeds*
*fetches box of water*
*weaves*
*and weaves some more*
*is hit by Cromwell*
*recovers and weaves*
(( Hello, apple dudes, can you make a pie Ship? Thank you> :-D)
Tremble, as my pies ships throw pie bombs!!! They are pies that do nomal damage, and duplicate for infinity!! And, they explode.( I’ve been playing too much angry birds.)
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAAAANZAIIII!
*pies Jakob Wonkychair*
Who wants to resurrect Zemtee?
Well, if both of us are against JW, let’s join forces.
Ducky, Silver Lining, owl, starr- Welcome to the Jadestone side! You each get your own pie cannon!
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Wow, that looks almost like a laser canon thing. That’s cool.
Thank you, master. *bows* *takes canons* *fires it up*
Many thanks, O powerful Jadestone. *drags cannon onto hot-air balloon* *ascends into the sky, shooting pies every which way*
*works past Castle’s pie*
*manufactured item grows*
Haha!
Radio discussion-
*khhhkht* Subject in possession of strange object. *khkkhhkt*
*khhhkht* Roger that. Alert the agents. *khkkhhkt*
Mehhe. Mehehehehe.
*adds some slate gray dye*
*glazes*
Make a move in chess.
I propose an alliance with Enceladus.
*pies everyone with hand grenade pies*
I accept.
*gives portal gun*
*gives pie gun*
If you don’t know about the portal gun, read the Wikipedia article on “Portal (video game)”. It’s the best game ever. Easily.
*reads wiki article* Ah.
Oh, this is nice, I needed a break from real life for a bit!
*throws pies at anyone who comes near*
(Beware)
“I have magical powers!” I announce. “I am hereby beginning a new team. Anyone who wants to join the Steel Magnolias, please tag me now! It’s the only way you’ll be safe! MWAHAHAHA!”
Well, I did talk to cleverbot, who said en would be on my side…I’ll ask en.
En said maybe.
Hmm… alliance?
Sudo and us have an alliance!
*sings team song*
American Flag. American Flag.
Pseudo: *dances team dance*
*Shoots blue portal near army of MBers*
*Shoots orange portal at feet while holding armful of pies*
*Pies everyone in the army*
you’re obsessed.
How can you tell?
The fact that you won’t remember it a week later.
Oh sure I will. I stay obsessed with things for weeks, and then play them on and off.
Even better than just two things-I got three!
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. .
Didn’t work out well.
Well guess what Cromwell…. *smirks*
*unveils creation*
Ummm…I can’t see it, but I can see the chessboard.
Well, you aren’t supposed to. It is a suspenseful neglecting to mention what the creation is. It adds drama. Humph.
“FEAR THE HITCHHIKER’S” I shout, before going totally berserk.
**pies everyone in sight and eventually eats one for fun**
**faints**
cromwell – Sure, and as long as we have an alliance, we might as well call it the Weighted Companion Cube Alliance. WCCA = Wacca = Wakka. Wakka for short. Ever played Portal?
*sends small armada of smart pies after JW, getting delicious apple filling all over his nice imaginary tuxedo.*
Um. What. What. A tuxedo? A. Tuxedo?!! You think I’m wearing a tuxedo? Fine. I am. And now its ruined. Ha! Good riddance…. tuxedo.
Anyway. My creation: complete.
My creation is unveiled to show a shield! Not only a shield, but a big sturdy shield made of strong inter-linked reed! Deflecting pies all around!
I throw a donut at Castle, simply to show my power!
*shoots pies into air with cannon, waits for them to drop on everyone*
Go forth and crate chaos, my team!
*mounts pie poler bear and begins happily coating people in cherry rubber-cement pies*
In my faction, we don’t mispel create. We actually DO drop [companion] crates on everyone. My, my, Jadestone, ooze spel czech. Es veddy oozevul tool thingy.
Join us, we have portal guns!
New alliances.
Jadestone side-
Jadestone, SL, Ducky, owl, starr
WCCA side-
Cromwell, Castle, Maths Lover
Portal side-
AM, Enc, Beetles, f+h
Clare/JW
TFATF42/SWAT
Bookgirl side-
bookgirl_me
bookgirl_I
bookgirl_myself
Erm…portal side?
*releases chaos pie bombs*
Mayhaps, being there yet knights of Sweetemeat, there exists still a desire to partake in this battle of pies. Fellow knights, I pray you, join me to dominate this war.
Kitty pie?
*kitty*
MEOW.
66.1-I will now take an alcoholic pie and set in on fire, so that it’s not alcoholic. It also might be able to burn through your shield.
I attack Cello-Playing Mathematician, for no reason whatsoever. As I have only a possible 1 1/2 people on my team/alliance, I am forced to use a pie with a huge land mine in it. I use a giant hook to slide it to her feet while she is busy looking elsewhere. Cello-Playing Mathematician takes a step forward into the pie and it blows up, coating her with custard.
(( Is it okay that I’m in the first person present? ))
MEOW.
THOSE ARE PIES IN YOUR FACE, KYRA
MWAHA
*comes*
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*leaves*
Please pie me if I post anywhere again. I have to do homework.
*ducks the wave of pies* *nabs Adeia* =[l} Mwhahahashas!
MWAHAHAHA
So… does anyone want me on their team?
((I made this from scratch, btw. I had one posted on the old thread that I saved, but it got deleted when my computer crashed.))
SFTDP
The Team America (That’s Keiffer, Nymmerson, and I) Team Flag!
((Oh, very pretty!))
(( Thanks. I’m rather proud of it. I designed and created it, though Nymmerson had the idea, and helped designate emoticons for various parts of the flag.))
WAIT IT HAS TOO MANY STRIPES
((All better. Before it had nineteen stripes, because I gave the stars a border, ad I was trying to give it six stripes below the stars in keeping with the real flag.))
How long does it take you to do these?
Uncle wants YOU! to join Team America.
Either you’re just amazing or you jsut have too much time on your hands. Maybe both. =[l}
Who wants me to join them? (just in case)
I do. YAY
Ouch. That donut was stale.
cromwell, Maths Lover.
What do you think of teaming up with Enc? (Can I call you Enc?) It would mean sacrificing personal feelings on cromwell’s part, as you’d have to *shudder* ally yourself with JW, but they have *whispers excitedly* PORTAL GUNS!
Enc, we’re ready to join your side, we may need to discuss a bit. See above…
Also, while on Enc’s side, we (crom, Maths, and I) could form a subsidiary squad-type-thingy-not-quite-fighting-with-the-rest-but-taking-orders-from-you thing. I dunno. Check out the most recent XKCD, it’s on the recent oil spill….blech.
(Yes, you can call me Enc.)
JW is not on their side, but I am rather uncomfortable with the portal part. But whatever, sounds good to me.
I’m rather uncomfortable with the disturbing Enc part, but all right.
Is disturbing a verb or adjective?
Alright then. Lock and load your….portal-pastry guns. Postry? Pastal? Speedything Pastry Guns?
Portal gun implant on one arm,
Pastry gun implant on other arm,
Unbeatable.
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
With my personal HPB entail, who I will not trust with the portal guns but will trust with the pastry.
*amazing coordination and subtle choreography*
Swat and I come out from under our towels and ambush Princess Magnolia with pies with Vogon poems written on them with icing.
*appears out of nowhere* *is somehow armed with a pie* *joins up with Princess_Magnolia, whose team is sadly lacking in members* *attacks SWAT and TFATF42 from behind as they are currently trying to attack Magnolia*
*also attacks and wins to show ULTIMATE POWER*
SWAT, COME! *towels fly out from the ground to guard us from pies* *we grab towels* *wrap them up* *they become pies* *throws*
Ha! Foiled! I use my magical powers to change your pies back to towels in mid-flight and then steal them!
*has come* *becomes towel and steals back towels* *possess towels* *attempts another towel/pie attack * *creates more towels to guard fishy and I from other pies*
Mmm, that poetry is actually quite nice.
*activates neural portal/pastry guns and splats
SWAT, placing a portal under en and a portal to the left of en, causing en to repeatedly pop up, fall down and pop up, giving me plenty of time to splat both*
SPLAT!
*has been splatted, but towel revives me* *attacks castle*
It seems that no member of the former knights of sweetemeat do themselves presenteth. They have been lost to the great woven beyond.
i am an elderly female.
refrain from throwing
pies at me, please.
Lies. *attacks*
*falls to ground*
*gasps*
*dies*
*drags across the street*
*pretends to be moral citizen*
*fails*
*attacks*
He already DIED, Nymmie! MWAHAHAHAHA! I KILLED AN ELDERLY FEMALE!
Well, if you come to the OFFICIAL PIE WAR THREAD and then ask NOT to be pied, you are liable to be pied. *pies an elderly female* Whoops, wrong one! Sorry, Mrs. Feeny!
*is pied by SWAT* Aack! Thbbbbt.
*pies SWAT again*
You realize your abbr. name (NSWAT) is shortened to SWAT, thereby becoming “Safe Without A Towel”? Thefore, by everyone’s unreasonable logic, your towel shall not protect you.
*is pied by Castle* CAKE.
Well, does logic really count in a Pie War in MuseBlog?
Yeah, I was just thinking that. I don’t especially like YANSWAT, so I guess I’ll call her NSWAT from now on?
Yesh. That makes more sense
Has anyone seen an Elderly Female? i am supposed to be watching one but she slipped away and now i cant find her…
*dissolves into tears*
i am so worried
*sob*
yhn, we know that you’re ef. This sort of thing …is not appreciated (at least by me).
Seconded. I tried to warn him at the beginning, but he wouldn’t listen.
please, help me find her
excuse me, but… *sirens flare* PoPo alert! *reads previous posts* oh. Sorry.
Heck, its about time…
Blue dragoons, the most outstanding pie massacre-ers you ever saw. Now being sold for 1500 pokes apeice.
Dont let the others side push you around recruits. Push Back.
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AN ARMY IS AVAILABLE
No one told me this happened! Why did you re-allow Pie Wars Gapas? (sorry if it’s on the thread, I was just sort of skimming)
*throws some pies* *tacks up a large banner proudly displaying the title “PRANCING UNICORN SLAYERS* *Throws a few more pies* *leaves*
(I don’t think they were ever disallowed… things were just getting serious and boring ’round here…))
*throws mincemeat pie at Kaggy*
*throws Shepard’s pie at Owl* *made with real shepards*
They were totally banned at one point.
*throws ink sack pie at enc*
*ducks* *shoots portal behind me, and beside you* *pie hits you on the side of the face*
* pie cannons shoot unavoidable ink sack pie pie bombs ( Which multiply on contact) at 900 mph* “HAAZAR!” :TWISTED:
html gnome? p*ease?????
Enc- They started to get too overtly violent a while ago, so the GAPAs put an end to them.
Kaggy- There was some heated discussion about xkcd occurring on the random thread between myself and SudoRandom. I put an end to the fighting and suggested that some lightheartedness would be in order. Then, out of the blue, Robert pelted everyone with pies. One thing led to another, and there is now full-out war.
*throws a few more pie* *sighs with satisfaction*
squirrels pinecone attack whirlwind! >:D Mwahahahasha!
In MuseBlog fields the poppies blow
Between the pie tins, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The crows, still badly singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the splats below.
We are the pied. Short minutes ago
We breathed, felt dawn, saw radioactive Musers glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In MuseBlog fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The pie; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In MuseBlog fields.
((Thank you, Cat’s Eye. We who are about to pie salute you.))
*applauds* That was lovely. *memorizes*
Oh, the song that’s based off of is so beautiful. And sad.
Wonderful! It makes me feel so sad.
Take that, you! Pies, pies and more pies! *Pies again*
For those about to pie….we salute you.
I think my sunglasses…*puts on said sunglasses*….have been framed.
YEEEEEAAAAAH!
Which would you prefer? My famous chocelate kiwi cream pie? Pumpkin? Apple? German chocolate? Blueberry? Key Lime? Cherry? Pecan? Can’t decide? Huh? 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Too late! *pies*
[Snippety-snip. As noted elsewhere, massive emoticon hordes will be zapped down to size. –Admin.]
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well, is this ok VGAPAs?
html gnome? Sorry…
YES! YES! P U S! P U S! P U S!
The great nation of unicorn slayers that prance around is reborn!
Of course, the abbrev. sounds like ‘pus’ when you say it out lout…so the corpses of our slayed unicorns are oozing….pus?
When I saw that in the RC bar… XD
Cat’s Eye: a few suggestions: The crows still badly rhyming fly
We are the pied, short posts ago
Love it, though
Castle: w00t! PUS!PUS!
PUS?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kiwimuncher – Yes. Pus. Well, P.U.S. is our more official term for it.
Nice job, Maths Lover.
Ducky – Yes, that must have looked very strange.
…do you, by any chance….like ducks?
Of course I like ducks. I have 11 of them, 12 until last night.
aww. The poor duck.
*floats in green hot air ballon with a Kokopelli boldly painted on one side and a J on the other*
*begins rain(reign?:D) of key-lime pies*
kiwimucher- Prancing Unicorn Slayers
The NINJA Prancing Unicorn Slayers! Waaaaaa-chaaaaaa!
Magnolia, do we have a team name?
*pies anyone in case they are sneaking up on me from behind* *escapes to my own, safe time zone where NO ONE IS AWAKE! HA!* *quickly builds more pies and catapults and trebuchets and large rocks hidden inside pies and towel-eating locusts hidden inside pies*k *sends them over to…wherever this takes place by express Air Mail* *constructs and puts together a whole row of catapults that encircle Maggie and I* *builds face-tracking devices into each individual trebuchet* *waits for people to sneak up and GET PYED!*
*places Apple tech in pies* *FBI facial recog software* *Alienware computer center, arranged something like CTU* *builds command center underground in the arctic* *pies all*
The iPhone 4 is My pies are changing everything. Again.
The thread is dyiiiiinnnng. *pies all mercilessly until they agree to come back to pie war thread*
*sits in helicopter disguised as a cloud* *readies pie catapult* woosh… SPLAT
Ooh, my first pie war! Hmm… I’ve been preparing for this for a very long time. *Goes to secret underground Pie War Supply Station (PWSS?). Retrieves Disgusting Pies (guacamole and stale egg, rotten tuna and overcooked asparagus, etc.), Moth Pies (containing live moths, which are released on contact and proceed to voraciously eat any and all towels), depigmentizer darts (in case any HPBs show up), pie ingredients, emergency mobile pie oven, portal turrets that shoot pies, pie gun, and Submersive Operations Assailment Pier (pie-r). Loads supplies onto SOAP, and makes for the sea.*
*sets up tiny, makeshift shop*
Anybody want a free pie? Delicious, wonderful pie? I promise I won’t pie you with it!
*waits for somebody to take me up on the offer*
*With SOAP submerged, looks around with periscope for unsuspecting target. Finds a shop selling “Free Pies”.*
That looks suspicious, at least.
*Loads SOAP’s pie cannon with rotten-egg-bomb pie, aims, and fires at Enceladus’s shop.*
vs. in pie-cannon jeep battle.
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*shop puts up chadium shields* *pies bounce away, hitting Randomosity*
Sorry! Anybody else want free pies? Perfect for your enemies’ faces!
*creeps up to Enceladus for a pie* Don’t even try to pie me, we have towels. *glare*
* Sees incoming redirected pie, and shoots explosive pie at it. It blows up and rains pie fragments into the sea.*
Hmm… That didn’t work.
*Loads remote-controlled Stealth Pie filled with overcooked asparagus and moldy broccoli into pie cannon. Hears TFATF42’s statement.*
Looks like pieing the shop will have to wait a second longer.
*Loads handheld pie gun with towel-eating moth pies, and fires at TFATF42*
*gives TFTA42 a pie* Have some fun! *expands shop using money he gave me*
*flings SMART pies at everyone* *makes strawberry w/ stinky cheese and ball bearing pies*
Give away of exploding pies while supplies last at the MB Academy Emorium. Also, thes a sell on pie aunchers now just pies.
*emporium
and *launchers
My keyboards messed up.
*takes Enceladus’s wonderfully crafted pie and uses as a shield*
*calls NSwat to help me defeat Randomosity*
In the mean time, pie barrage!
WOOOOO! *splats Enc* Oh, wait, was I on your side?
Cake.
*Launches remote-controlled Stealth Pie and uses joystick to get it behind Enc’s shop while invisible to Enc and TFATF42, who are focusing on my moth pie.*
*Sees TFATF42 call someone*
Double cake!
*Submerges SOAP and turns on cloaking device, using monitor to control Stealth Pie, but unable to launch any more pies while underwater*
((Hello?))
*Shoots blue portal* *Drops millions of pies on blue portal* *Shoots orange portal in crowded area*
*Eats key lime pie while still trying to pie Enc’s shop with the joystick-controlled, currently invisible Stealth Pie.*
*Sends text message to Enc while preparing to make the final launch of the Stealth Pie at en’s shop to distract en.*
Text message: hdfsklfgwlkyh o8yuuieh PIE!!!!!!!!! fewlkfb;sol
PIES!!!!!!
*launches bijillions of pies in random directions while cackling insanely*
((POKE))
Ahhh, at last my Moveable Skateboard Rat With Bonus Pie Launcher And Wings is ready!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!
*loads cannon*
*rotates rat*
FIRE!
*Pies everyone in sight*
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SFTDP
Yay! The flock is throwing pies!
As this growing conflict continues, I move to Switzerland.
((“humonster”: Have you changed your name, or was that a typo for “Hugmonster”?))
typo. I didn’t realise it.
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*loads*
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*Finally aims the Stealth Pie the way I want it, and fires it at Enc’s shop. It is no longer invisible, but hopefully Enc won’t notice until ens shop gets spoffed*
Piiiieeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*While Randomosity is distracted with the pieing of Enc’s shop, I aim my Rotatable Rat at en and…*
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*SPLOF*
(-You don’t know I’m distracted. I’m currently underwater in my Submersive Operations Assault Pier, or SOAP, with the cloaking device on. The only reason you know something’s here is because some of LBKs pies landed on the hull of the SOAP.)
*Looks up from the monitor showing the pie I am no longer guiding just in time to see a pie spoff my SOAP’s wibndshield*
Cake!!
*Starts windshield wipers, knowing that people can now tell where I am.*
Well, I’ve been discovered, I might as well…
*Turns off cloaking device and surfaces. Sends commands to the SOAP’s main computer. A giant pie cannon rises from the top of the SOAP and begins rotating while rapidly firing Dirty Sock and Moldy Bread Pies at everyone in a 360 degree radius.*
(Sorry!Didn’t know you were underwater!)
*joins Enc in shop* *quickly uses portals to divert Randomosity’s pie back at her* Take that, Randomosity!
My pie goes wide and hits the water with a splosh.
“You stupid rat!”
* Wing. ACTIVATE.
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*rises into the air to avoid Randomosity’s pies*
*loops around Enc’s shop, flying high*
* spots a button on the side on my rat*
Push to employ SuperPie.
*flys into some cloud cover above SOAP*
*Pushes button*
Employ.SuperPie.
*Giant Pie appears in air above SOAP, just below me, and starts to fall*
*Giant Pie covers SOAP*
*Unfortunatly, SOAP is tough, and a few bannanas and cream, not to mention crust, seem not to be doing anything!*
*Engine of my MSRWBPLAW is overheating*
*crash land behind Enc’s shop*
*salvage pies and pie launcher*
*disguise as bush*
*lies in wait*
*loads pie cannon*
*shoots at Mikazuki*
*shoots at Randomisity’s SOAP*
BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY. BUNNIFY.
*reloads pie cannon with chocolate pies*
*shoots*
*teleports with pie cannon*
*vanishes– for now*
*Sees fireandhemlock redirect one of my Dirty Sock and Moldy Bread Pies back at me, just before Mikazuki covers my entire SOAP with what appears to be banana cream.*
Cake cake cake!!! ((That seems to be the only thing I say anymore…))
OK, only one thing to do now…
*Commands computer to un-deploy Pie Cannon. Pushes button labled “Full Cleanse”. Waits while pie is cleaned from outside of SOAP. Pushes different button.*
Activate Forretress Mode ((I couldn’t resist.))
*Panels of steel slide from consealed slits to cover SOAP. Four Pie Cannons emerge, one at each corner of the roughly spherical SOAP. A narrow panel of steel divides the windshield in half, making it look like eyes while providing extra structural support in case of explosive pies. The SOAP now looks like a giant Forretress.*
I knew my Pokemon obsession would come in handy some day! Wait, fireandhemlock redirected one of my pies. Not only does that mean Enc’s shop was still pied by the other, it means that Corrosive Pies are a bad idea.
*Changes ammunition for Pie Cannons.*
Oh no! How did Maths Lover find me? I am disguised as a bush!
*Looks down*
*all leaves have fallen off*
Typical!!!!!
*Rat wakes up*
“Hauh? Whare om E?”
*Rat lunges for me*
“Buhlud….Ah muast hav buhlud.”
*Rat grabs Pie stuff*
*slinks off to workshop*
Three hours later
*Emerges from workshop in new Pie Deployer for Undercover Work(PDUW)*
Darn. I have used up almost all my supplies. I will have to visit Muse Emporium soon.
*Pushes button D*
*giant drill appears*
*drills to the back of Enc’s shop*
*Pies everyone in sight*
((SFTDP. I meant that I *slinks off to workshop* not the rat.))
((People….?))
*pies*
*pies back*
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