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The bunnies are under my rule, and they apologize for any damage done while they were under the spell of the tiddlepumpum.
8-YESS who wants to make a list? All for bunnies step to the left. All against bunnies step to the right. *steps to the left* HURRY! War is inevi..unavoid….. oh whatever its going to happen
*steps to the left*
*pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s* *pies all :idea:s*
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T.N.Ö. Lilbro the Quartermaster of the Wraith and Dictator-Queen of HPB Land says:
Is any side currently looking for recruits? I don’t really understand the pie wars that are separate from the Great Pie War, but I take orders fairly well!
I was not in the original Pie Wars! I can’t wait for the action to get started. *PIES EVERYONE IN SIGHT, except for the HPBs because they are coolio like that*
18-OHH NOW THAT GOT ME MAD!! *Throws brick* *brick randomly turns into a whale* *that sequence from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy happenes all over again* *I stand in awe*
All who are looking for a side should join my side! There are many positions that need to be filled! I need good people on my side! you will be paid in any type of money in the muse galaxy. And lots of it. And pies for you to use in the war if you choose. And if you join my side the bunnies will never bother you again. And, if you don’t want to fight in the war, you can do any kind of work or none at all and stay in the beautiful land of Zemtee. You can basically do anything you want for our side! Please join. You will be treated well, and given any type of foods you like.
Welcome to Zemtee! * brings a hot fudge sundae or whatever you like*
Alrighty! I shall assume my age old duty as the Pie Assassin!
This is how it works. I am on neither side. I have a large store of pie launchers, cannons, you name it, I got it. A side can hire me if they choose to and I will pie whoever they want me to pie. No fees. I just like pie-ing people and being on a certain side is confusing. So I am up for hire!
A hooded figure limps across the battle field, a pecan-mango pie hidden beneath her cloak….she tosses it up into the air, and in a puff of turquopurplue
smoke, she is gone. The pie lands. What will happen?
What is the purpose of this strange occurence? ……
29-Nope. I would be glad for you to be our pieologist! Welcome. If you need anything, just ask any bunny who hops by to get it for you. They are very friendly, so don’t be afraid.
All riiiight!! The Pie War is on! And there are actual people on my side here! *gasp* Yess!
And I’ve even found my cannon!
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*pies everyone except herself, Glassboro, and Lord Ragevuire the Shadow Mage*
*pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers*
Mwa, ha ha!!!!
If anyone wants to try to make a Pie-War Wolf, which is basically just a trebuchet, please try.
I’m not Jadestone, but I expect that you could. Also, the JS side isn’t really against HPBs, they’re really against everyone other than them. However, you are allowed to have your own opinion.
*Pies all :idea:s and everyone not on the Jadestone side*
The Zeppelmandarin III is now a guerrilla warfare airship against the HPBs. I am independent of the HPB-hater side, but I have the same values. The Zeppelmandarin is the same as its predecessors, but it is now outfitted with catapults that fire packs of the deadly Forest Green Virus that makes HPBs forest green and cannibalistic.
*fires FGV at all HPBs*
I have no disposition towards the Jadestone side one way or the other, and as such I will meet them where nobody but they know to discuss business.
33- Sure! Everyone who wants to join the Jadestone side can if they want too.
As a member, you can have your own opinion about HPBs, prarie dogs, and all the other stuff we end up arguing about, but we are a different side than everyone and pie them mercilessly. MWAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* PIE!!
24: Sure, I’ll join your side. If you want, I could make pies. Lots of pies. Lots and lots and lots of pies. Just don’t make me throw them. I would miss. Instead, I’ll give them to others to throw.
36-I guess you’re on my side! The place is “Zemtee”. The job is yours, just name anything you want to be. The only position taken is chief pieologist, by Romana2. Welcome to Zemtee! * tells a to get Cat’s Meow a welcome sundae*
All right. Everyone on the Jadestone side is welcome to take refuge in the Pie Mines. They are better fortified than they were during the Great Pie Wars, and have Pie-War Wolves, π-War Wolves, and Pie Cannons all around, alternating. Come on in.
I am on whatever side will defend the coolio HPBs! *Throws strawberry rhubarb pies at everyone who hates the HPBs!* THEY STICKIEST PIES IN ALL THE UNIVERSE! MUWAHAHAHA!
Say good by to agagabagabag! It is I, Answerman! Ask me a question and have an arsenal of berry pies be summoned and flung at your enemies. 200 pie maximum. Cows Rule!
Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. I take that back. I’m joining red tailed hawk because of the name! 200 chokeberry soy capucino tofu mosquito larva pies to anyone who opposes pink bunnies! Cows Rule!
YAY! Lots of people like bunnies! The only position taken is chief pieologist. There are many piesitions to be filled!
41-Sure. We need somebody to make lots of pie. *sends a with a welcome sundae*
50-Welcome! *sends a with a welcome sundae*
55-Welcome! *sends a with a welcome sundae*
Anybody who wants to join Zemtee can. You can pick just about any position you want, really. We all work as a team here. I don’t feel like I’m the ruler of you if you join. I am just the master of the hpbs. Also, as I have said before, when you join the bunny side, the bunnies will never attack you.
Welcome friends of the bunnies!
Oh, and I have had the bunnies working on a secret double special secret hiding area with a part that goes a REALLY far down under the ground to hide in if attacked by -haters.
We will win the war against the bunny-haters! We just need to stay strong!!!
Your friend and bunny-loving HAWK
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SupremeMuser2000, the All Mighty Queen of Museicalifornia says:
57-I have discovered a new type of filling that exceeds all others in stickyness, durability, and overall disgusting-ness. It is a mixture of everything I can think of: apple-banana-orange-lemon-meringue-pineapple-chocolate-pecan-key-lime-passionfruit-gooseberry-pumpkin-plum-cherry-strawberry-blueberry-blackberry-apricot-starfruit-date-mango-watermelon-kiwi-ugli-fruit-grapefruit-tangerine-grapes-*deadly-nightshade-chicken-tomotillos-chinese-lantern-pie.
*A certain type of deadly nightshade has berries, when ripe, that are non-poisonous. Of course you can’t be sure if these are ripe, can you…
i have recently invented an extremely deadly pie. it is filled with a deadly snake venom that tastes delicious,so its victim licks its face clean and swallows the venom.
Bunnies will conquer! Join Zemtee and you will never need to fight the bunnies again! It’s a nice life in Zemtee. You don’t even have to work if you don’t want to. JOIN US NOW!!!!!! YAYAYAYAY FOR S! YAYAYAYYAYAY!
Fellow Zemteeans, the enemy has a special hidden thread somewhere, so we should at least post in "code" using the word code in angle brackets.
Do you like the motto I came up with? "love the bunnies! Love the bunnies!... " If you have other ideas, please let me know. We need a motto, and it should be a good one that we all like.
66-I know that’s you davidude! Now you’ve even shortened your new name. No po-poing, please. This is for planning war/peace/mostly war because of the hpbs right now.
73-Yummm that was a good sundae. I WANT ANOTHER *goes off to try to recruit*
Hey everybody come to the ‘s side!! WE TEH PWNAGE!!! And anyway if you join the other side you will lose to us terribly. Losing always hurts, so why chance it? JOIN THE ‘s!!
Well, for old times sake, I will of course establish the NEUTRALS!!!** party, but I think I may be the last remaining one of the original group. I don’t expect anyone new to join, but I will tell you, we pwned in the First Pie War.
**Don’t be fooled by the name. Being a Neutral doesn’t mean you are neutral in a Pie War. You still pie liike crazy. The name Neutral just refers to the fact that in the First Pie War, we didn’t have a preference of Watership Down to Chuck Norris.
Anyway, I will now use my trusty Pie Pistol to coat you all in cherry filling. Mwahahahaha.
I like that rule, Cat's Meow. Welcome to the bunny side, all!
No, I don't think we should watch their hidden page. Whatever they think they are doing, when they see us being nice and friendly and not looking at their page, maybe they will realize how nice we really are.
Join the bunny side! You get whatever type of sundae you want when you come, and another every time you recruit somebody else. And the bunnies will never bother you again!
You don’t even need to fight; you can just live in the beautiful land of Zemtee and eat sundaes and pie.
Join the nice side, join the friendly side, join the winning side, join the ZEMTEE side!!!!!!
*starts handing extra sundaes out to all of his new bunny-loving friends* Join us, and have a good time!
Our side is also the side to join if you don’t feel like getting involved in the pie war. The other sides are more into fighting; we fight when we must to protect the rest of our people!
Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s!
A pie war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are there any old PWLs on this thread? Not that it matters since we have new sides now. And as a not, he PWLs were outnumbered by the Neutrals/ Op THE WHOLE TIME and stillv pied on. We were determined! Still not sure which side I’ll join. It had better be long lasting.
*pies all* pies all* pies everyone who missed being pied the first two times too*
*drags out old pie catapult, dusts it off, and sends an unending barrage of pies on all concerned*
What the heck? My smiley army wasn’t THAT big! It was approximately the same size as the firing section.
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!
*Eats way out of pile of pies*
Exactly. I was the only non neutral left and you still couldnt make me back down. Who would you have pied if I hadnt been around? yourselves? Besides, I pied you plenty myself, so if I was ever actually defeated, which I wasnt, victory would not have been meaningless. We signed the Lemon Meringue Pie Treaty of Peace, and brought peace to Museica and the Museblog in general.
*takes ghastly revenge on SN by dropping egg pies that leave no one affiliated with the neutrals unburied*
*activates pi shield*
*releases a few more pies towards whoever tried to get me*
*sends agagabagabag a huge chocolate syrup-covered sundae* Thanks! Wait. Are you with Zemtee? If you like bunnies you can join our side and live in the land of bunnies. Just offering. *sends a with another sundae*
Look at it! It’s a pie! *pies E2MB for hitting Red-tailed Hawk, respected leader of Zemtee* Take that! More legions!
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
[HPB legion snipped by GAPA — Rosanne]
Red-tailed Hawk, of course I’m with Zemtee! *Gives sundaes to all HPB lovers*
*pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers* *pies all :idea:s and lovers*
*a pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *another pies a HPB* *the last pies a HPB* – There, we got them. That was hard work. Now let’s eat their sundaes! – Yum
*all the ‘s and ‘s and ‘s and all the other smileys dig in and eat all the sundaes* – That really hit the spot!!! – Yay for the anti-HPB force! We got free sundaes! – Aye!! – Join the anti-HPB force and you will get sundaes after you win, so you get double satisfaction!!! YAY!!!
Okay, what the heck? I need some help! E2MB is going ballistic! I must set up an immenatrable force field of misspelling and summon my twisted army. Cows Rule!
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted: [Remaining legions snipped. –Robert]
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! THEY ARE NOT COOL!!! AND THE COOL PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THINGS THAT AIN’T COOL!! SO THE COOL PEOPLE WILL GO OUT AND GET THEM!! GO GET THEM, COOL PEOPLE!!!
(96) Oh, it’s on, sweetcheeks. *unburies self from pile of egg pies*
*loads up Pie Pistol*
Just wait until I round up my legions of Pie Creatures. I know they’re around here somewhere… meanwhile though
*launches rain of vegemite pies on FF*
*seals self in Pie Cave and plots*
mwhahahaha
Rosanne/Robert, I guess you got tired of writing just plain old snip! lol!
BUNNY-LOVING PEOPLE! We need to have a meeting. This text is in code, so if you are not a bunny-loving person please leave now. I don't think we should use any more big armies of smiley guys, since they will just be chopped anyway. Is that okay Zemteeans? Below I will put four super-strong bunnies that shouldn't be snipped because they don't take up much room. ATTENTION BUNNY-HATERS! I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THIS IDEA AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE IT!!!!
Now I will put those super-strong bunnies here to make dure you don't steal the idea! Any Zemtee citizen can use the four strong bunnies. *sends sundaes to all bunny-loving people*
Alas, a pie war again. I was in the great Pie wars. I wish to not join the fight..*is Pied* Hmm…I still have the Jitte of the Banana creme Wait for me Skipper!!!
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SupremeMuser2000, the All Mighty Queen of Museicalifornia says:
GAPAS2E2MB — we regret to inform you of the wholesale slaughter of assorted smiley forces. You may recall that after an HTML thread had to be closed down due to massive smiley congestion, we made the request for no more smiley armies. I’m sure you can find more innovative — and less encumbering — means of conducting pie war.
Huh? Half of the final section of 100,000 pies was deleted. Oh well. Shall post them here.
[}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [Sorry, E2MB, but this is for your own good. You’ll make yourself extremely unpopular if those pies stay up. –Robert]
That should do it.
[}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [It’s not necessary to show every single pie. That’s why people invented numerals. I hope this fad ends soon. –Robert]
The MECHA-PIE KOKOPELLI CANNON IS READY FOR ACTION! It sprints around on two legs and has cannons in its feet, two double-shot side cannons, and one giant main artillery cannon! PIES TO ALL HPB HATERS!
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*pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again*
*pies all HPBs and HPB-lovers with googleplex pies*
That should really, really, really, really, really do it.
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Footnote: Googleplex is 10 to the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th power. I’m not kidding. Google it if you don’t belive me.
pork pie
steak and kidney pie
minced beef pie
onion pie
chicken pie
mushroom pie
fish and chips (just to mix it up)
barm cake
shepards pie
rye crusted goat cheese and honey pie
bacon and egg pie
butter pie
chicken and mushroom pie
corned beef pie
cottage pie
kalakukko
meat pie
meat and potato pie
pasty
pizza pie
Red Tailed Hawk, I’m an new poster. Who’s on our side? *Pies E2MB with a centillionmillilionmegilliongigillion pies* That’s really a number. GAPAs, keep up the good snipping! Cows Rule!
Pies all HPB-haters with a googolplex googlplex pies.
(That’s 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Trust me, the pies will never stop falling.)
What if we start this fad over again by posting “pies all (insert something) with 99999999999999999999…(with 9,000 more 9’s) pies”.
*launches dynamite pies in attempt to break through walls of Pie Cave* Hmmm….
*When the wall breaks through, a set of pies launches towards SN’s head… and hits*
*sets up Pie Shelter* (like a bomb shelter, only more pastry-er and sturdier, of course)
You aren’t the only one who can plot…
*does the evil glare that makes enemies fall to the ground*
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Ha, ha. E2MB, you pied all bunny haters with googleplex googleplex pies. YOUR’E a bunny hater! Hope you get out of the pile soon! Cows Rule! *Pies glassboro and FantasyFan for the heck of it*
(153) Excuse me? The Pie Cave is a CAVE. Hence, it is underground. Hence, you cannot break through the walls. You are going to have to try harder than that.
I have now rounded up my army of pie-dragons.
*pie dragons swoop down on FF, breathing pineapple filling fire all over her pie shelter*
*dons really beastly looking goggles*
*gets out chemistry set*
TO BE CONTINUED….
(dun dun duuuuun)
hey, by the way, all newcomers? Let’s quit it with the cutting and pasting hordes of bunnies and pies… in the other pie threads, we actually made up stories to go with our Pie Wars, and that’s what made them fun (go back to some of the old threads and read them, they’re funny)… I don’t want to sound all condescending or anything, the fun thing about Museblog is the conversation, not the mindless clogging of threads…
Okay, sorry I wasn’t here for a while. I was gathering up new equipment such as pie lasers, giant pie materializers, and of course pie cannons. So again, who wants to hire me? Or, who has hired me already and I wasn’t there to fullfill my duties?
Actually, I think it was us who hired you before but then you vanished. Maybe. I did get someone else before, though I don’t remember who… hm. Oh well.
154 – pies all the pies that are falling toward my forces with a googleplex googleplex googleplex pies. The pies are counteracted, and fall toward the HPB-lovers! HA-HA-HA!!!
And my army eats all the pies that did fall to the ground so they have energy to throw more pies!!! So they throw a googleplex googleplex googleplex googleplex googleplex pies at the HPB-lovers!!! That’s 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies. Heh heh heh heh!
164 – We will take you. Besides, being on the cool side is way fun.
172-YAY for Zemtee! We shall triumph! *Loads pie bazooka* FIRE! *pie lands with great force and splatnitudination on a bunny-hater* ADVANCE! *clump, clump, clump went their army boots* Give them a volley! *splatnitudination*
*hurls a life saver pie at the enemy*
LOADS HUGE DOUBLE SUPER SUPER SUPER NEAT COOL AWESOME ALL-POWERFUL DOUBLE-RANGE HURL_100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_PIES_AT_ONCE CANON. FIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…and the bunnies lived happily ever after! That was a good story, dad! Yea, tell it again! I always wondered about the past great pie wars. I’m really glad the bunnies won that time with those brave Zemtee people helping them! (note, this is what people will tell their children about for years to come, of what just happened, of how we just DEFEATED THE BUNNY-HATERS FOREVER!!!!!!) YAY FOR ZEMTEE AND BUNNIES AND THE GOOD THAT SHALL SPREAD OVER THE WORLD NOW THAT THE PIE WAR IS OVER AND THE BUNNIES WON AND BUNNY-HATERS ARE GONE AND LIVING IN PRISON AFTER WE DUG THEM OUT OF THE PIE MOUNDS!!!!!!
Well, what should we do now that we have won? I know, EAT SUNDAES! YAY!
WE NEED MORE FORCES!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
*uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island*
*smiley leigon pushes cannon down the hill at the HPB’s and crushes them while they are sitting around stuffing their pie holes with sunades*
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
Now that song is stuck in their heads and they will never operate properly for the rest of their lives.
128-*song gets stuck in head* *goes insane and fires Huge Cannon of Deathe and Doome and Alle that is Badde at Bunnie Haters…e* BLAEHAHAHABICKERDIEDPLACIDVIOLENTREVOLTINGGROSSNASTYHEUKHEUK *song gets out of head* *goes to sit down and eat dinner and go to a birthday partay* *dances*
By the way, it’s RHODE Island. *phmuheeheehee!hahahah!!!*
185-GET OUT! SHE’S ON OUR SIDE! BACK! YOU CAN’T STEAL THE PIE ASSASSIN! And yes, it’s pie assassin, not pie assasain.
All bunny-loving people, we need to have a meeting. Pie Assassin, are you ready for battle? What do you want to be paid in? *sends sundaes to all bunny-loving people*
WE SHALL TRIUMPH OVER THE EVIL ENEMY!!!!! *Throws a pie*
186: Aye, Aye! Chief pie-cooker here, at your service. The kitchens are filled with pies, ready to be used! Lemon meringue, key lime, chocolate, cherry, apple, blueberry, oreo, french silk, you name it!
FEAR MY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
*fires 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
to all HPB-haters!!!!!!
*fires 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies at all HPB-lovers*
Why not mine? If you’re on the Jadestone side, you get to form your own opinion about :idea:s, or stay neutral on the topic, and you get to be on the side of people like me and Jadestone. Occasionally you get Ptolemy, too.
200-Er, I think Shadowkat is on the other side. Anyway, thanks for the sundae! *sends apple turnovers to the nice agagabagabag*
PIE PARADE!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN OUR SIDE!!!!! YOU WILL GET LOTS OF SUNDAES AND APPLE TURNOVERS!!!
E2MB, you owe Zemtee seven pies the size of “Rhoad”, or maybe even RHODE Island for double or even five times in a row posting. Count them if you must, but you owe Zemtee seven big pies, and you can’t throw them at us, you have to hand them to us or they are useless.
You aren’t the PoPoPo, so you can’t fine for PoPo-ing. Also, when people are fined for PoPo-ing the fined amount goes to the PoPoPo, not Zemtee.
*Pies R-t H while singing “Pinball Wizard”*
Ever since I was a young boy/I’ve played the silver ball/From Soho down to Brighton/I must have played them all
206 – Heh heh heh. Or wait…are you on the anti-HPB side?
I’ve decided to play some games with the Hot-Pink Bunnies.
= E2MB =
– Let’s play a game! – I didn’t know you were nice! – Sometimes you need to venture off the battlefeild and see what people are like in real life. – Goodie! What game shall we play? – Let’s play catch with this grenade I found. *turns it on* – Okay! Throw it here! – Catch! *throws grenade at HPB* *grenade blows up* – Ouch – You’re not supposed to say anything you blew up! – Oh. sorry – Well, now I’ll just have to go play this charming game with that nice plump little HPB over there. Bye!
Woohoo! Let’s fill the thread with stuff like this!
– Hi there HPB – What do you want to do? – Let’s play copycat. – Huh? – You do something, then if I can’t or don’t want to do it too, you win! – Sounds good! – Here’s a hint: I don’t like jumping off cliffs. – Now that could work. *jumps off cliff* AAAAAHHH *dies* – You win!!! Heh heh
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:)- :idea:s are the best!
:D- *crosses fingers* Yeah, I agree.
:D- hey, :idea:, do you want to play a game?
:idea:- That sounds like fun. What do we play?
:D- How about “monkey in the middle” with a time bomb?
:idea:- Ok.
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190: ooh, peanut butter pies. Yeah, I’ll make some. It looks like we’ll need more. [} [} [} [} What side is everybody on? I’ve lost track…
200: Thanks. Yum!
Jeez, this thread makes me hungry
Shadowkat- Heeeheeeheee! But seriously, you need a better hero
Dot keet- Don’t join them! They’re evil!
E2MB- Beware, my arch nemesis! And stop the bomb thing!
Glassboro- Beware, my other arch nemesis! Stop the bomb thing and enough pinball wizard!
Red tailed hawk- I await your orders, dear leader.
Violindino- 15 chokcherry pies whenever your not busy, please.
Beavo the great and donaldo- Keep up the good work, comrades!
217 – We give you the perfect permission to do the same with us. Though that would be hard to do, as there’s no smiley to represent us…
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
. – Hello there fellow bunny – I have heard stories about you from my comrades – Poor little bunny their minds are filled with such awful thoughts – Can I join your side the other bunnies don’t like you but I like you – Sure! Just kill all the HPBs in sight – I don’t want to do that!
other ‘s – Oh look look that traitor we must kill it *they kill the HPB* – Hmm…interesting outcome.
I will join this war but only to the side that is expecting to conqure all! I will join the side with courage, pies, bakers, and an army who is thout faithful. who will accept me on their side?
agagabagabag: If you are willing to be the front line pie-ing commander, that would be great! *sends ten divisions of 1,000,000,000,000 s in each to the new ARMY commander, agagabagabag!!! YAY!*
231 – The HPB haters are more devoted to their cause than the HPB-lovers, so maybe you should join us.
DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
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My bomb will blow your brains out!
– Hi there – Hi there – In order to win a bet I need you to hop in the food processor while it is running – I am nice so I will help you win the bet *hops in running food processor* – Maybe a little tooo nice…heh heh heh!
237-Who says? We are way more dedicated! Throwing H-bombs and telling innocent s to go into food processors does not show dedication, just a small heart. REALLY small. And I wish the GAPAs would start zapping those posts. They may not take that much space, but you keep repeating the same evil jokes over and over and they will clog the thread too.
In the last war, people actually used their brains and invented strategies. They didn’t just say, “I have now dropped a bomb. All of the bunnies will die. The end.” Try to be creative, not just destructive.
I’m done now, I’m not sure about E2MB. (I almost called him by his normal name again). I hadn’t meant to keep on doing it, I only meant to do it once. Sorry.
*Ziggy word and Wegsnagset is broadcast all over Bunnie Hater planets and all of them blow up with all Bunnie Haters with them who dont die but go to another dimention where there is nothing but paper clips to eat*
*throws pie at HPBs*
*pie explodes, unleashing a secret weapon*
THE SECRET WEAPON: My/ Random Dark Cloud’s post form the April Bunny Thread:
“I will not give in!!!! I will fight with all my powers of randomness and darkness to defeat the bunnies. My first weapon: a random topic!!! Do pink bunnies like the movie RENT?”
*Many HPBs get distracted and start discussing movies*
Ha Ha! Jadestone, that splat was just a sound effect from off my computer. Before the pie of doom could hit R-TH, my 1,000,000,000 :idea:s formed into a giant and kicked the pie toward Glassboro. Glassboro was singing pinball wizard at full volume, causing a massive explosion on the HPB hater’s side of the battlefield. How’s that for strategy, Red Taild Hawk?
Rebstar10- Don’t listen to them! Join us and HPBs will never harm you again!
GAPAs, please, please, please zap those gory posts!
Alright, whoever RavenHawk is is in big trouble!!!!!! Argh. I’m the HAWK, so people had better not start calling you the HAWK!!!
*Begins throwing huge pies at RavenHawk who shall NOT be called the HAWK because that’s who I am and I’m mad that that got through the GAPAs argh_argh_argh_double_argh*
Introducing my four officers: This is Maximus the strong, leader of alpha unit. He specializes in raw force. This is Plato the wise, leader of beta unit. He specializes in strategy. This is Chad Jr. the technologicaly capable, leader of gamma unit. He specializes in pie technology. This is veryveryveryveryspeedy, leader of zeta unit. He specializes in speed. (Could you guess?)
Red Tailed Hawk, my officers are yours to command.
238 – We are dedicated too! We are more motivated because your *&%$# HPBs now have their own smiley!
DEATH TO THE HPB SMILEY!!!
*E2MB shouts, “Hey Hot-Pink Bunnies is that a giant pickle behind you?” and pies them all while they are looking*
The bunnies, tragically, were hit before the dirty-diaper pies could be stopped. Now they are all stinky and some of the HPB-lovers don’t like HPBs anymore as they are too stinky.
244- That’s not fair. There are basic rules here, you know. If you hit someone with a pie, you’re hit. And I did hand him a towel. *another PIE OF DOOM hits agagabagabag* No towel for you.
And now, me and my pie-polar bear from the first pie war will lead an attack on enemy forces. *climbs on Ishtar* Hmm, who to attack? Suggestions, members of the Jadestone side?
*loads pie-slingshot*
253- Nothing. I just enjoy pie. And there was an argumentish thing. I love arguments. You’re on my side? hmm, I need to be paying attention more. *hands RavenHawk a towel too* *pies self* Yum.
254- Nah. I’ve always been just Jadestone. The name’s grown on me tooo much, it’d be painful to alter it.
Actually, I’ve been thinking. I’ve realized that the :idea:s aren’t that bad, but they aren’t good either. I may go neutral on the topic, even if I still sympathize with the haters. I would completely neutral if the :idea:s didn’t eat the amusing cat and dog comments.
253-Oh. I did read the thread when I saw you, but I didn’t know if you were with Zemtee or not.
Anyway, I thought it would be awful if there were people being called “HAWK” by other teams. Nobody would know who was being called when. It’s fine if you’re on the same side, and I saw the reason for your changing, but Glassboro is just being mean.
Also, most people can easily scan the threads to see where they posted by looking for the various UP and down patterns of their name. I look for the dash in my name, as well as the all-caps HAWK, so I think I will now find myself looking back at three times as many posts as I used to.
I was cut off. Here’s the rest of my comment. I’m not saying that I am going to side with the :idea:s all of the time, but I will not side against them always.
261- I’m not a bunny-hater. I don’t have an opinion about them. The people on my side can decided if they hate, love, or don’t care about the bunnies. And at least I admit to being hit, and don’t come up with excuses *pies*
I have amassed a whole army of HPBs! And they are all expert pie throwers! WATCH OUT HPB-HATERS!!!!
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OK so maybe that isn’t really qualified to be called an army and YIKES!*gets hit with lemon meringue-lasagna pie* Fine, maybe they don’t have such good aim, but still, BEWARE!
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, and No! No nicknames! It’s Agagbagabag! Hmmm… Actually you can call me grand exalted master who I give my life to, but nothing else!
270- Here’s the plan. Every time someone gives me an annoying nickname or misspells my name, they get pied! Ha!
:idea::idea::idea::idea:
275-You do NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO PUNISH FOR TOO MANY POSTS!!! As agagabagabag, yes, agagabagabag, is a dear friend, and I am a member of the popopo, he doesn’t need to be fined.
Good plan. Why don't we use that army Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd had in post 264?
I can pie anyone. I got annoyed, so I pied him. I’m not saying that I’m part of the PoPoPo, I just felt that people had forgotten the types of things that they promised when MG left, so I pied him. Also, I can do that and not have people say that it was because I am biased against Agagabagabag because he likes :idea:s.
280-He is, and you are now fined 1,000 pies for that double-post complaining about people who double-post. And he has given so much he has already “paid” for the fine, and many more.
Furthermore, you are just being mean at this point with the whole name business. Glassboro has nothing to do with HAWK, and you can’t be two things at once.
I didn’t mean, to, I forgot to put the second part in, and anyway, it was only double. I know that I have done more than that in the past, but I am doing my best to stop. Also, it can’t help that I just read the “Goodbye, MG” thread, for history. I am not trying to be mean, just trying to keep neutral. If it affects you that much, I can change my name back.
276- Yes sir! Our comrade had a good plan, even if his army was poorly trained. Officer Maximus (:idea:) will whip them into shape.
And to all you whiners: I only triple posted because no one was on this thread for five hours in this freakin’ time zone.
Bilbo- Wait, name changes! *goes to check the name changes thread*
285- Okay, sorry. I felt that there was no-one else, I felt like pie-ing someone so I needed an excuse, and I’d just been reading the “Goodbye MG” thread, where people were talking about how they’d try to not PoPo/double, triple, or any other number higher than one post. Actually, it wasn’t a good reason anyway, so here.
*hands agagabagabag a towel and a free pie**donates a to agagabagabag*
PEOPLE!!! THIS IS A PIE WAR!! JUST PIE EACH OTHER and stop arguing. Pieing is the answer!! *pies EVERYONE* *hands towels to everyone* *pies self, to be fair*
Yay!!! They listened to my suggestion! Also, could the last post on the Pie War 2007 part 1 thread be zapped?
The Hot Pink Bunnies shall be defended! *pies all HPB haters*
This is a first for me. I’ve never had first post on a blog before.
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It does work. I just had it at the front of the line. Oops!
1-5-Hi! I can’t pie you- I’m allied with Jadestone. *Pies everybody else*
DIE HPBs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY! New thread!
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The bunnies are under my rule, and they apologize for any damage done while they were under the spell of the tiddlepumpum.
Good for you! Were you in the Great Pie Wars? I don’t remember who was.
Great. In post #8 we’ve already started making the thread take a long time to load.
8-Hmmm, interesting. Tiddlepumpum. Sounds like something my mother would say.
7 – I’m with you. DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!
8-YESS who wants to make a list? All for bunnies step to the left. All against bunnies step to the right. *steps to the left* HURRY! War is inevi..unavoid….. oh whatever its going to happen
*steps to the left*
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Is any side currently looking for recruits? I don’t really understand the pie wars that are separate from the Great Pie War, but I take orders fairly well!
What do you do on here? Just take sides and throw pies?
I was not in the original Pie Wars! I can’t wait for the action to get started. *PIES EVERYONE IN SIGHT, except for the HPBs because they are coolio like that*
18-OHH NOW THAT GOT ME MAD!! *Throws brick* *brick randomly turns into a whale* *that sequence from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy happenes all over again* *I stand in awe*
17 – Yep. Pretty much.
Umm… I’m not sure what the sides are, so I’ll just pie everyone! *pies everyone*
Everyone without a side should ask to join the Jadestone Side.
*Creates shield (that is impossible to break through) in front of the HPBs*
That should provide protection for a while…
*sends strawberry-flavored tofu pies at the people trying to throw pies through the shield*
All who are looking for a side should join my side! There are many positions that need to be filled! I need good people on my side! you will be paid in any type of money in the muse galaxy. And lots of it. And pies for you to use in the war if you choose. And if you join my side the bunnies will never bother you again. And, if you don’t want to fight in the war, you can do any kind of work or none at all and stay in the beautiful land of Zemtee. You can basically do anything you want for our side! Please join. You will be treated well, and given any type of foods you like.
Welcome to Zemtee! *
brings a hot fudge sundae or whatever you like*
Alrighty! I shall assume my age old duty as the Pie Assassin!
This is how it works. I am on neither side. I have a large store of pie launchers, cannons, you name it, I got it. A side can hire me if they choose to and I will pie whoever they want me to pie. No fees. I just like pie-ing people and being on a certain side is confusing. So I am up for hire!
25-You’ve got a job! Welcome to Zemtee, and let me know if you need any more weapons.
Die, :idea:’s!!!!!!!!!
A hooded figure limps across the battle field, a pecan-mango pie hidden beneath her cloak….she tosses it up into the air, and in a puff of turquopurplue
smoke, she is gone. The pie lands. What will happen?
What is the purpose of this strange occurence? ……
24-it sounds good. Is the position of pieologist filled?
29-Nope. I would be glad for you to be our pieologist! Welcome. If you need anything, just ask any bunny who hops by to get it for you. They are very friendly, so don’t be afraid.
All riiiight!! The Pie War is on! And there are actual people on my side here! *gasp* Yess!
And I’ve even found my cannon!
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*pies everyone except herself, Glassboro, and Lord Ragevuire the Shadow Mage*
I’m not even going to try a Pie-War Wolf. Anyway,
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Mwa, ha ha!!!!
If anyone wants to try to make a Pie-War Wolf, which is basically just a trebuchet, please try.
jadestone,can i join your side? i can be the Pie Catipult desinger.*pies every HPB in the world with deadly Pie Gun*
I’m not Jadestone, but I expect that you could. Also, the JS side isn’t really against HPBs, they’re really against everyone other than them. However, you are allowed to have your own opinion.
*Pies all :idea:s and everyone not on the Jadestone side*
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Pieapult, if it came out right. Hi fellow Zemteeans! Isn’t it nice not worrying about bunnies attacking you? YAY!
So, what are the sides? I’m guessing there’s something to do with HPBs, and I’m on their side! :idea::idea::idea:
Glassboro, can I be on your side?
37- It’s fine with me, however it is really up to Jadestone. However, I will temporarily welcome you into the Pie Mines.
The Zeppelmandarin III is now a guerrilla warfare airship against the HPBs. I am independent of the HPB-hater side, but I have the same values. The Zeppelmandarin is the same as its predecessors, but it is now outfitted with catapults that fire packs of the deadly Forest Green Virus that makes HPBs forest green and cannibalistic.
*fires FGV at all HPBs*
I have no disposition towards the Jadestone side one way or the other, and as such I will meet them where nobody but they know to discuss business.
33- Sure! Everyone who wants to join the Jadestone side can if they want too.
As a member, you can have your own opinion about HPBs, prarie dogs, and all the other stuff we end up arguing about, but we are a different side than everyone and pie them mercilessly. MWAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* PIE!!
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24: Sure, I’ll join your side. If you want, I could make pies. Lots of pies. Lots and lots and lots of pies. Just don’t make me throw them. I would miss. Instead, I’ll give them to others to throw.
36-I guess you’re on my side! The place is “Zemtee”. The job is yours, just name anything you want to be. The only position taken is chief pieologist, by Romana2. Welcome to Zemtee! * tells a
to get Cat’s Meow a welcome sundae*
Okay, so far I see the JS side and the HAWK side. Any others?
42-Yaaaaaaaay! So, what’s the point of all this?
Oh, there’s also PC’s side, and he mentioned a HBP-hater side. Is that it?
45-What side are you on?
All right. Everyone on the Jadestone side is welcome to take refuge in the Pie Mines. They are better fortified than they were during the Great Pie Wars, and have Pie-War Wolves, π-War Wolves, and Pie Cannons all around, alternating. Come on in.
45-If it is, I’m on it.
I was on the Jadestone side before
*pies*
I am on whatever side will defend the coolio HPBs! *Throws strawberry rhubarb pies at everyone who hates the HPBs!* THEY STICKIEST PIES IN ALL THE UNIVERSE! MUWAHAHAHA!
Isn’t the HPB-liker’s side the HAWK team?
51-Yay HPBs! I have a HPB in my e-mail signature. ^^
51-Yesh. We’re “Zemtee”.
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Pie War Wolf?
Say good by to agagabagabag! It is I, Answerman! Ask me a question and have an arsenal of berry pies be summoned and flung at your enemies. 200 pie maximum. Cows Rule!
Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. I take that back. I’m joining red tailed hawk because of the name! 200 chokeberry soy capucino tofu mosquito larva pies to anyone who opposes pink bunnies! Cows Rule!
53- Try using periods instead of spaces.
YAY! Lots of people like bunnies! The only position taken is chief pieologist. There are many piesitions to be filled!
41-Sure. We need somebody to make lots of pie. *sends a
with a welcome sundae*
50-Welcome! *sends a
with a welcome sundae*
55-Welcome! *sends a
with a welcome sundae*
Anybody who wants to join Zemtee can. You can pick just about any position you want, really. We all work as a team here. I don’t feel like I’m the ruler of you if you join. I am just the master of the hpbs. Also, as I have said before, when you join the bunny side, the bunnies will never attack you.
Welcome friends of the bunnies!
Oh, and I have had the bunnies working on a secret double special secret hiding area with a part that goes a REALLY far down under the ground to hide in if attacked by
-haters.
We will win the war against the bunny-haters! We just need to stay strong!!!
Your friend and bunny-loving HAWK
Museicalifornia will DOMINATE! KILL ALL
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I don’t love the bunnies or hate them. Maybe I should stay out of this.
57-I have discovered a new type of filling that exceeds all others in stickyness, durability, and overall disgusting-ness. It is a mixture of everything I can think of: apple-banana-orange-lemon-meringue-pineapple-chocolate-pecan-key-lime-passionfruit-gooseberry-pumpkin-plum-cherry-strawberry-blueberry-blackberry-apricot-starfruit-date-mango-watermelon-kiwi-ugli-fruit-grapefruit-tangerine-grapes-*deadly-nightshade-chicken-tomotillos-chinese-lantern-pie.
*A certain type of deadly nightshade has berries, when ripe, that are non-poisonous. Of course you can’t be sure if these are ripe, can you…
46: I don’t know yet. I’m waiting for all the options.
What’s this thread for? I’m going to eat a chocolate pie. And lemon meringue. MMMMMM.
*Pies “Alice” for eating a pie* *Pies everyone not on the Jadestone Side* *Pies all :idea:s*
i have recently invented an extremely deadly pie. it is filled with a deadly snake venom that tastes delicious,so its victim licks its face clean and swallows the venom.
Bunnies will conquer! Join Zemtee and you will never need to fight the bunnies again! It’s a nice life in Zemtee. You don’t even have to work if you don’t want to. JOIN US NOW!!!!!! YAYAYAYAY FOR
S! YAYAYAYYAYAY!
Fellow Zemteeans, the enemy has a special hidden thread somewhere, so we should at least post in "code" using the word code in angle brackets.Do you like the motto I came up with? "love the bunnies! Love the bunnies!... " If you have other ideas, please let me know. We need a motto, and it should be a good one that we all like.
For now,
Your friend and bunny-loving HAWK :idea:
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
66-I know that’s you davidude! Now you’ve even shortened your new name. No po-poing, please. This is for planning war/peace/mostly war because of the hpbs right now.
kill bunny (musecaliforinia side)
56-I did.
I’ll be back in the morning, fellow bunny-lovers!
The
-loving HAWK 
65-Yes, I found it once, but I didn’t see anything interesting on it. Should I keep an eye on it? (Once I find it again?)
57-I’ll join if that sudae comes with choklit syrup and sprinkles!!
72-Welcome to the team! *:idea:s go off to make Conrad a sundae with choklit syrup and lotsa sprinkles*
I declare a new rule! (Although hawk could abolish it later) From now on, if you recruit a member to Zemtee you get yet ANOTHER sundae!
73-Yummm that was a good sundae. I WANT ANOTHER *goes off to try to recruit*
Hey everybody come to the
‘s side!! WE TEH PWNAGE!!! And anyway if you join the other side you will lose to us terribly. Losing always hurts, so why chance it? JOIN THE 
‘s!!
*recruits a billion :idea:s to the Zemtee team* You say that they were already on this team? Noooo…really? *helps self to a billion sundaes*
Well, for old times sake, I will of course establish the NEUTRALS!!!** party, but I think I may be the last remaining one of the original group. I don’t expect anyone new to join, but I will tell you, we pwned in the First Pie War.
**Don’t be fooled by the name. Being a Neutral doesn’t mean you are neutral in a Pie War. You still pie liike crazy. The name Neutral just refers to the fact that in the First Pie War, we didn’t have a preference of Watership Down to Chuck Norris.
Anyway, I will now use my trusty Pie Pistol to coat you all in cherry filling. Mwahahahaha.
I like that rule, Cat's Meow. Welcome to the bunny side, all!No, I don't think we should watch their hidden page. Whatever they think they are doing, when they see us being nice and friendly and not looking at their page, maybe they will realize how nice we really are.
Join the bunny side! You get whatever type of sundae you want when you come, and another every time you recruit somebody else. And the bunnies will never bother you again!
You don’t even need to fight; you can just live in the beautiful land of Zemtee and eat sundaes and pie.
Join the nice side, join the friendly side, join the winning side, join the ZEMTEE side!!!!!!
*starts handing extra sundaes out to all of his new bunny-loving friends* Join us, and have a good time!
Our side is also the side to join if you don’t feel like getting involved in the pie war. The other sides are more into fighting; we fight when we must to protect the rest of our people!
Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s! Join the :idea: s!A pie war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are there any old PWLs on this thread? Not that it matters since we have new sides now. And as a not, he PWLs were outnumbered by the Neutrals/ Op THE WHOLE TIME and stillv pied on. We were determined! Still not sure which side I’ll join. It had better be long lasting.
*pies all* pies all* pies everyone who missed being pied the first two times too*
*drags out old pie catapult, dusts it off, and sends an unending barrage of pies on all concerned*
77 – I don’t care how nice they are. DEATH TO THEM!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but I like to pick the fun side, and I don’t really have an appetite for a virtual sundae.
74 – That is exactly why I am staying on this side. If the minority gives up, then there will be no war! We must fight harder, peoples!
I will go to my septic tank to get some ammo. Hee hee…
FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!
And if that isn’t, enough, my smiley infantry will fight for what’s right.
[Smiley army force depleted by GAPA due to impending browser bog — Rosanne]
76- Huzzah for the neutrals! My old team! *pies all non-neutrals* Are there any more of the old neutrals on here? Please?
*pies all around*
GAPAs, please just zap post 80 entirely. It’s just going to slow the thread down.
Let’s have a party for all of our beloved fellow bunny-lovers! Sundaes and ice cream for all! Yay!
67-Well, technically, that’s what he’s doing…I think he clearly stated which side he’s on.
Thanks Rosanne! I was afraid this page would be a million miles long.
What the heck? My smiley army wasn’t THAT big! It was approximately the same size as the firing section.
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!! DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!
Answerman summons his mighty legions of hot pink bunnies!
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Ooh, I need more expirience with smileys!
YARRRRRR!!!!!
Prsenting…. THE PROTOTYPE PWW!!!!!
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(78 FF) What?!!! We totally PWNED you by the end there! You were the only one left! *hurls a thousand custard pies that promply bury FF*
My.army.of.very.evil.cow.demonic.devil.minions.Periods.without.spaces. request.of.comment.56.Glassboro.Cows.Rule.
pwnage! :idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
This, of course, is my alpha legion of pink bunnies, which I am donating to red tailed hawk. *pies EM2B for no apparent reason*
*Eats way out of pile of pies*
Exactly. I was the only non neutral left and you still couldnt make me back down. Who would you have pied if I hadnt been around? yourselves? Besides, I pied you plenty myself, so if I was ever actually defeated, which I wasnt, victory would not have been meaningless. We signed the Lemon Meringue Pie Treaty of Peace, and brought peace to Museica and the Museblog in general.
*takes ghastly revenge on SN by dropping egg pies that leave no one affiliated with the neutrals unburied*
*activates pi shield*
*releases a few more pies towards whoever tried to get me*
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*sends agagabagabag a huge chocolate syrup-covered sundae* Thanks! Wait. Are you with Zemtee? If you like bunnies you can join our side and live in the land of bunnies. Just offering. *sends a
with another sundae* 
*pies agagabagabag for some apparant reason, but doesn’t want to bother typing it*
*pies E2MB for hitting agagabagabag, a dear friend and fellow bunny-lover*
By the way, those were 40
and 40 |}s. I think that that will cover everyone.
*pies Red-tailed HAWK*
what is the |} suposed to b
Look at it! It’s a pie! *pies E2MB for hitting Red-tailed Hawk, respected leader of Zemtee* Take that! More legions!
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[HPB legion snipped by GAPA — Rosanne]
Red-tailed Hawk, of course I’m with Zemtee! *Gives sundaes to all HPB lovers*
Darn, I still need more practice with smileys!
*pies all :idea:s and
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers* *pies all :idea:s and 
lovers*
*pies agagabagabag* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again* *pies agagabagabag again*
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– Death to 
‘s!!!!!
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– Good!!! Let’s go get them!!!
*a
pies a HPB* *another 
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pies a HPB*
– There, we got them. That was hard work. Now let’s eat their sundaes!
– Yum
‘s and 
‘s and 
‘s and all the other smileys dig in and eat all the sundaes*
– That really hit the spot!!!
– Yay for the anti-HPB force! We got free sundaes!
– Aye!!
– Join the anti-HPB force and you will get sundaes after you win, so you get double satisfaction!!! YAY!!!
*all the
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– my evil forces will join you!! They are hungry for ice-cold sundaes after torturing people in the underworld all day!!
Okay, what the heck? I need some help! E2MB is going ballistic! I must set up an immenatrable force field of misspelling and summon my twisted army. Cows Rule!
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
[Remaining legions snipped. –Robert]
Argh, must practice smileys!
103- It’s a pie!! [}~ Sideways! Why sideways, you ask? Because it’s flying at your head! *splat*
SNIPPED ANTI-ANTI HPB ARMIES!!!! AH-HA-HA!! BWA-HA-HA-HACK!!!
must…counteract…evil leigons…
some pies:
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And some smileys to throw them.
They are angry! They want to throw pies! See?
My newly recruited smiley leigon will laugh your head off.
YAAAARRRR!!!! My medley of smileys will destroy all types of HPBs!!!
[smileys sadly snipped — Rosanne]
DEATH TO HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! THEY ARE NOT COOL!!! AND THE COOL PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THINGS THAT AIN’T COOL!! SO THE COOL PEOPLE WILL GO OUT AND GET THEM!! GO GET THEM, COOL PEOPLE!!!
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[more snippage — Rosanne]
HOT PINK BUNNIES SHALL NEVER PREVAIL!!!
[snippety snip — Rosanne]
DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
[snipperoo — Rosanne]
DEATH TO THEM, I SAY!!!!!
[Bye bye evil smileys — Rosanne]
HOT-PINK BUNNIES ARE DOOMED!!!!
[Auf Wiedersehen, smileys — Rosanne]
That’s why the smileys are happy.
(96) Oh, it’s on, sweetcheeks. *unburies self from pile of egg pies*
*loads up Pie Pistol*
Just wait until I round up my legions of Pie Creatures. I know they’re around here somewhere… meanwhile though
*launches rain of vegemite pies on FF*
*seals self in Pie Cave and plots*
mwhahahaha
Rosanne/Robert, I guess you got tired of writing just plain old snip! lol!
BUNNY-LOVING PEOPLE! We need to have a meeting.
This text is in code, so if you are not a bunny-loving person please leave now. I don't think we should use any more big armies of smiley guys, since they will just be chopped anyway. Is that okay Zemteeans? Below I will put four super-strong bunnies that shouldn't be snipped because they don't take up much room. ATTENTION BUNNY-HATERS! I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THIS IDEA AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE IT!!!!Now I will put those super-strong bunnies here to make dure you don't steal the idea! Any Zemtee citizen can use the four strong bunnies. *sends sundaes to all bunny-loving people*
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
Alas, a pie war again. I was in the great Pie wars. I wish to not join the fight..*is Pied* Hmm…I still have the Jitte of the Banana creme Wait for me Skipper!!!
I HATE HPBS!!!! They’re so darn cute, and innocent, AND PINK!
GAPAS2E2MB — we regret to inform you of the wholesale slaughter of assorted smiley forces. You may recall that after an HTML thread had to be closed down due to massive smiley congestion, we made the request for no more smiley armies. I’m sure you can find more innovative — and less encumbering — means of conducting pie war.
Oh. I thought that rule applied only to the HTML threads. Sorry.
(And sorry to you, my 7,000-strong smiley force, but I guess the GAPAs have power above all.)
All right. No more death by my 7,000-strong smiley forces. Death by my 7,000-strong catapulting of pies!!!
[}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [}~ [About 6,990 pies snipped. –Robert]
As you can imagine, that many smileys would have caused quite a rucus.
By the way, posts 115-120 did not have ridiculously large smiley forces. All those armies were roughly the same size as the one on posts 114 and 113.
Heh heh…pies do not get snipped!!!
Some more…
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That’s 100.
[And that’s enough. –Robert]
Huh? Half of the final section of 100,000 pies was deleted. Oh well. Shall post them here.
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That should do it.
Wow! I just doubled the length of the page with my hundreds of thousands of pies!
Let’s TRIPLE the length of the page.
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Okay, GAPA, can you delete some of those? I’t pointless and takes up half the thread. And it makes loading not fun at all.
No offence, but, it’s taking up way too much room
I’m glad that E2MB is on my team.
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Yay! I’m going to get Bye! my smilies snipped. Just imagine a lot more of them.
The MECHA-PIE KOKOPELLI CANNON IS READY FOR ACTION! It sprints around on two legs and has cannons in its feet, two double-shot side cannons, and one giant main artillery cannon! PIES TO ALL HPB HATERS!
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shoot! It didn’t work! Oh well! Just imagine verticle lines where there should be some!
What? It didn’t? Wow!!! I put in the comment to save the GAPAs the trouble.
132 – Okay.
*pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again* *pies all HPBs HPB-lovers with 10 million pies again*
That should really do it.
*pies all HPBs and HPB-lovers with googleplex pies*
That should really, really, really, really, really do it.
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Footnote: Googleplex is 10 to the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th power. I’m not kidding. Google it if you don’t belive me.
125-Thank GAWD for GAPAs!!! Those smiley armies make me wanna turn blue and green and all kinds of other shades of… colors
129-Robert, thank you. That is enough. This is a Pie WAR not a Pie Counting Contest. Or bunnies. Or smileys.
140-I belive you.
122-*enjoys bunnie lover sundae*
BtG
PIES EACH PERSON/THING WHO HATES
S WITH ONE SEPTOCTOGINTILLION PIES!!!!!!!!!
And if you don’t believe me, please look it up. It is this many zeros past a 1:
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
And if you don’t want to count those, that’s 264 zeros.
Hey bunny-loving people! I think we should be safe for now, after all of those pies.
If you have not joined zemtee and the bunnies, it would be a good idea to do so before those pies land!
Actually, why not use as many pies as I can?
PIES ALL BUNNY-HATERS WITH ONE HUNDRED CENTILLION PIES!!!!!! That’s with 305 zeros after the one. I don’t think I have to put them!
*turns
and then 
* BWAMWAHMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 
And then the four all-powerful bunnies came out!
144-I can do better than that!! *pies all bunnie-haters with google and one pies!*
pork pie
steak and kidney pie
minced beef pie
onion pie
chicken pie
mushroom pie
fish and chips (just to mix it up)
barm cake
shepards pie
rye crusted goat cheese and honey pie
bacon and egg pie
butter pie
chicken and mushroom pie
corned beef pie
cottage pie
kalakukko
meat pie
meat and potato pie
pasty
pizza pie
Hello. *pies all non-neutrals and disappears*
person pankries pie
Red Tailed Hawk, I’m an new poster. Who’s on our side? *Pies E2MB with a centillionmillilionmegilliongigillion pies* That’s really a number. GAPAs, keep up the good snipping! Cows Rule!
147-You didnt see anything. I am a figment of your imagionation. Oggyboogy *dissapears too*
Pies all HPB-haters with a googolplex googlplex pies.
(That’s 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Trust me, the pies will never stop falling.)
What if we start this fad over again by posting “pies all (insert something) with 99999999999999999999…(with 9,000 more 9’s) pies”.
149 – They snipped your army too!
*launches dynamite pies in attempt to break through walls of Pie Cave* Hmmm….
*When the wall breaks through, a set of pies launches towards SN’s head… and hits*
*sets up Pie Shelter* (like a bomb shelter, only more pastry-er and sturdier, of course)
You aren’t the only one who can plot…
*does the evil glare that makes enemies fall to the ground*
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Ha, ha. E2MB, you pied all bunny haters with googleplex googleplex pies. YOUR’E a bunny hater! Hope you get out of the pile soon! Cows Rule! *Pies glassboro and FantasyFan for the heck of it*
(153) Excuse me? The Pie Cave is a CAVE. Hence, it is underground. Hence, you cannot break through the walls. You are going to have to try harder than that.
I have now rounded up my army of pie-dragons.
*pie dragons swoop down on FF, breathing pineapple filling fire all over her pie shelter*
*dons really beastly looking goggles*
*gets out chemistry set*
TO BE CONTINUED….
(dun dun duuuuun)
hey, by the way, all newcomers? Let’s quit it with the cutting and pasting hordes of bunnies and pies… in the other pie threads, we actually made up stories to go with our Pie Wars, and that’s what made them fun (go back to some of the old threads and read them, they’re funny)… I don’t want to sound all condescending or anything, the fun thing about Museblog is the conversation, not the mindless clogging of threads…
Yeah, I’m also guilty of that. It’s just so great to have a Pie War again.
There’s also a mini-Pie War on the Jadestone and Glassboro Planning Thread (https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=789).
Beware, though. E2MB has been on it.
so what? e2mb is cool
159-You meen E2MB is
*fires up pie cannons*
Okay, sorry I wasn’t here for a while. I was gathering up new equipment such as pie lasers, giant pie materializers, and of course pie cannons. So again, who wants to hire me? Or, who has hired me already and I wasn’t there to fullfill my duties?
The Jadestone side will take you.
159- E2MB clogs up the threads with his smilies.
Actually, I think it was us who hired you before but then you vanished. Maybe. I did get someone else before, though I don’t remember who… hm. Oh well.
Fire!! *splatsplatsplatsplatsplat*
*summons pie out of thin air*
Hello.
*Throws pie at nearest person*
I’ll be on whatever side will take me.
154 – pies all the pies that are falling toward my forces with a googleplex googleplex googleplex pies. The pies are counteracted, and fall toward the HPB-lovers! HA-HA-HA!!!
And my army eats all the pies that did fall to the ground so they have energy to throw more pies!!! So they throw a googleplex googleplex googleplex googleplex googleplex pies at the HPB-lovers!!! That’s 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies. Heh heh heh heh!
164 – We will take you. Besides, being on the cool side is way fun.
FEAR MY SWORD!!!
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I believe that we’ll take Magus too.
What side is E2MB on?
168-The no bunnies ever living on the face of the planet ever again side.
PIE ASSASSIN! In post 26 on this thread I hired you. How many sundaes/whatever you want to be paid in do you want?
Lets start the battle, Zemtee peoples! YAYAYAYAY!*loads laser_beamer_pieing_device_whatever_thing_so_join_Zemtee_now_or_die_when_the_laser_beamer_beam_hits_you.
Welcome to Zemtee! *hands out sundaes and pies for whoever decides to throw them at the enemy*WE SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!! WE SHALL RULE!!!!! YAYAYAYAY!
YAY for
s! YAY for 
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s! YAY for 
s! YAY for 
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Is E2MB on the Jadestone side?
*Pies Red-Tailed HAWK*
i think so
new zealand pie
169-*:idea:s swarm the battlefield* HPB! HPB! HPB! ZEMTEE! ZEMTEE! ZEMTEE!
172-YAY for Zemtee! We shall triumph! *Loads pie bazooka* FIRE! *pie lands with great force and splatnitudination on a bunny-hater*
ADVANCE! *clump, clump, clump went their army boots*Give them a volley! *splatnitudination**hurls a life saver pie at the enemy*
LOADS HUGE DOUBLE SUPER SUPER SUPER NEAT COOL AWESOME ALL-POWERFUL DOUBLE-RANGE HURL_100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_PIES_AT_ONCE CANON. FIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…and the bunnies lived happily ever after! That was a good story, dad! Yea, tell it again! I always wondered about the past great pie wars. I’m really glad the bunnies won that time with those brave Zemtee people helping them! (note, this is what people will tell their children about for years to come, of what just happened, of how we just DEFEATED THE BUNNY-HATERS FOREVER!!!!!!) YAY FOR ZEMTEE AND BUNNIES AND THE GOOD THAT SHALL SPREAD OVER THE WORLD NOW THAT THE PIE WAR IS OVER AND THE BUNNIES WON AND BUNNY-HATERS ARE GONE AND LIVING IN PRISON AFTER WE DUG THEM OUT OF THE PIE MOUNDS!!!!!!
Well, what should we do now that we have won? I know, EAT SUNDAES! YAY!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!
*reappears and attacks non-neutrals with a seemingly endless onslaught of banana creame pies*
Neutrals!
And that’s not all!
*giant cherry pies rain down on non-neutrals*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*disappears and reappears over and over, pieing all non-neutrals directly in the face with choklit pies*
That’s not fair. I was eating dinner.
*Summons great djinn**All summoned djinn utterly destroy all HPBs and HPB lovers*
Pie assasin, please join us. *Gives Ptolmey ibis pie in face*
WE NEED MORE FORCES!!! DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
*uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island* *uses super-big cannon to fire 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies the size of Rhoad Island*
*smiley leigon pushes cannon down the hill at the HPB’s and crushes them while they are sitting around stuffing their pie holes with sunades*
FEAR MY SWORD!!!
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FEAR MY ARROWS!!!
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FEAR MY PIES!!!
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*pies HPBs HPB-lovers* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again* *pies HPBs HPB-lovers again*
By the way, all those pies are my special patented rotting diaper pies.
My superbig cannon operate by
and 
fires 12 tons of straw all over the HPBs and HPB-lovers.
My archerers will now let loose their fire arrows.
That should do it.
UNITE, ALL HOT-PINK-BUNNY HATERS!!!
Sings in front of all the HPB-lovers:
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
round and round…
round and round…
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
all………..day…………long!!!
Now that song is stuck in their heads and they will never operate properly for the rest of their lives.
128-*song gets stuck in head* *goes insane and fires Huge Cannon of Deathe and Doome and Alle that is Badde at Bunnie Haters…e* BLAEHAHAHABICKERDIEDPLACIDVIOLENTREVOLTINGGROSSNASTYHEUKHEUK *song gets out of head* *goes to sit down and eat dinner and go to a birthday partay* *dances*
Goes and drops 10 stink bombs on the birthday cake
Where’s Pie Assasain? Our side could use her forces and will pay her lots of virtual chokolit if she likes that stuff.
By the way, it’s RHODE Island. *phmuheeheehee!hahahah!!!*
185-GET OUT! SHE’S ON OUR SIDE! BACK! YOU CAN’T STEAL THE PIE ASSASSIN! And yes, it’s pie assassin, not pie assasain.
All bunny-loving people, we need to have a meeting. Pie Assassin, are you ready for battle? What do you want to be paid in? *sends sundaes to all bunny-loving people*WE SHALL TRIUMPH OVER THE EVIL ENEMY!!!!! *Throws a pie*
186: Aye, Aye! Chief pie-cooker here, at your service. The kitchens are filled with pies, ready to be used! Lemon meringue, key lime, chocolate, cherry, apple, blueberry, oreo, french silk, you name it!
*Pies all zemteeans*
A lot.
187-YAY! Can you make peanut butter pies?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_WE_WILL_WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOBODY WILL EVER DEFEAT ZEMTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE_ARE_GOING_TO_RULE_EVERYBODY_ELSE_WHO_HAS_BEEN_FIGHTING_THE_BUNNIES_WE_WERE_PLANNING_TO_BE_NICE_BUT_YOU_HAVE_BEEN_BAD_FOR_TOO_LONG!!!!!!!!!
*jumps in stealth vehicle that has a cloak mode*I send forth the entire first division of the bunny army! (1,000,000,000,000 bunnies) MWAHAHAHAH!
181-I’m here, good sir!
187-Oh, man, don’t make my mouth water!!!
*drools*
>>—–>))))):idea:
191-You’re mouth will water when those pies hit your face. He’s on our side! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!
Shadowkat =
can i be on your side? im not really on a side right now i just pie.
193 – Yes you can be on our side!! You don’t have to ask!
DEATH BY PIE!!!
Know what type?
COW PIE!!!
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FEAR MY PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
*fires 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
to all HPB-haters!!!!!!
*fires 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies at all HPB-lovers*
oooh! I fired more pies!!!
Wait, I just got recruited by like 5 different sides. I’ll join H2MB’s side, though. Incidentally, what side are you on?
*tucks a pie he was about to throw at H2MB’s side behind his back, whistling*
198 – If you mean “E2MB”, I am on the anti-HPB side.
*Gives sundaes to red tailed hawk, beavo the great, Donaldo the supercoolio awsome, violindino, and shadowkat*
Why not mine? If you’re on the Jadestone side, you get to form your own opinion about :idea:s, or stay neutral on the topic, and you get to be on the side of people like me and Jadestone. Occasionally you get Ptolemy, too.
200-Er, I think Shadowkat is on the other side. Anyway, thanks for the sundae! *sends apple turnovers to the nice agagabagabag*
PIE PARADE!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN OUR SIDE!!!!! YOU WILL GET LOTS OF SUNDAES AND APPLE TURNOVERS!!!
E2MB, you owe Zemtee seven pies the size of “Rhoad”, or maybe even RHODE Island for double or even five times in a row posting. Count them if you must, but you owe Zemtee seven big pies, and you can’t throw them at us, you have to hand them to us or they are useless.
You aren’t the PoPoPo, so you can’t fine for PoPo-ing. Also, when people are fined for PoPo-ing the fined amount goes to the PoPoPo, not Zemtee.
*Pies R-t H while singing “Pinball Wizard”*
Ever since I was a young boy/I’ve played the silver ball/From Soho down to Brighton/I must have played them all
Besides, he didn’t do that.
DIEEEEEE OTHER SIDE!!!
*pies*
I have been pied in the leg! OUCH! *randomly throws pies*
206 – Heh heh heh. Or wait…are you on the anti-HPB side?
I’ve decided to play some games with the Hot-Pink Bunnies.
207- Nice. I got my idea from the Demented Cartoon Movie. I got this one there, too.
*sends Zeeky Doll into enemy territory*
lovers are blown up*
:roll:- Zeeky Boogy Doog!
*all :idea:s and
Woohoo! Let’s fill the thread with stuff like this!
lol.
:)- :idea:s are the best!
:D- *crosses fingers* Yeah, I agree.
:D- hey, :idea:, do you want to play a game?
:idea:- That sounds like fun. What do we play?
:D- How about “monkey in the middle” with a time bomb?
:idea:- Ok.
42 seconds later:
:D- *runs away*
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:D- That was fun! I’m going to play with :idea:s more often!
Darn it. My explosion didn’t work. Replace it with this:
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Also, replace the drawings with these:
:)………._-=o……:idea:……………….:D (this is the first)
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That’s better.
except,
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190: ooh, peanut butter pies. Yeah, I’ll make some. It looks like we’ll need more. [} [} [} [} What side is everybody on? I’ve lost track…
200: Thanks. Yum!
Jeez, this thread makes me hungry
GAPAs, please zap those absurd and mean posts that make the
s look dumb. We never made fun of them or blew them up and stuff. It’s really insulting.
214-Thanks! Put your radiation suit on to protect yourself while the GAPAs are working on snipping those mean posts.
E2MB-YES!!! Woot! Help me pie these boo-oggle-umps!!!
E2MB=:shock:
Yeah, that’s what I said! What now?!
The Hawk (who’s been pwned)-Yup, yup, yup!!! And I’ll just lick ’em right off!
GAPAs, can you please zap or snip those mean posts? Thank you!
Erp, I had the following title at the end:
The Angry With the Bunny-haters HAWK and Head of Zemtee and Leader of the Bunnies and HAWK-unit
Glassboro: Although you’ve been kind of annoying lately with the song lyrics, etc., you seem to have the coolest side here, so…
I formally request to join your side.
That’s fine, although it isn’t really my side. It’s the Jadestone side, and she started it. However, you are more than welcome to join.
And don’t bother with formality.
Oh yeah. Shadowkat is on the other side. *Replaces sundae with dead rattlesnake*
Red tailed hawk, I humbly request to fill the position of front lines pie-ing commander. I await your orders.
*pies agagabagabag*
217-What mean posts?
222-Ew.
224-Yay, Glassboro, you’re my hero!!!
220: Alrighty.
*begins pie preparations*
Shadowkat- Heeeheeeheee! But seriously, you need a better hero
Dot keet- Don’t join them! They’re evil!
E2MB- Beware, my arch nemesis! And stop the bomb thing!
Glassboro- Beware, my other arch nemesis! Stop the bomb thing and enough pinball wizard!
Red tailed hawk- I await your orders, dear leader.
Violindino- 15 chokcherry pies whenever your not busy, please.
Beavo the great and donaldo- Keep up the good work, comrades!
Thanks Dot Keet for joining the cool side. 8)
217 – We give you the perfect permission to do the same with us. Though that would be hard to do, as there’s no smiley to represent us…
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
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– Hello there fellow bunny
– I have heard stories about you from my comrades
– Poor little bunny their minds are filled with such awful thoughts
– Can I join your side the other bunnies don’t like you but I like you
– Sure! Just kill all the HPBs in sight
– I don’t want to do that!
‘s – Oh look look that traitor we must kill it *they kill the HPB*
– Hmm…interesting outcome.
other
:idea::idea::idea::idea:- Get :D!Get :D!Get :D!Get :D!
I will join this war but only to the side that is expecting to conqure all! I will join the side with courage, pies, bakers, and an army who is thout faithful. who will accept me on their side?
to join the
‘s or not to join the 
‘s that is the question at stake.
227- That’s rude. I’m not saying that Shadowkat doesn’t need a better hero, but it’s rude to point it out.
231- Then you should join our side.
agagabagabag: If you are willing to be the front line pie-ing commander, that would be great! *sends ten divisions of 1,000,000,000,000
s in each to the new ARMY commander, agagabagabag!!! YAY!*
*Pies all
-haters*
*pies R-t H while singing Pinball Wizard, causing an explosion*
231 – The HPB haters are more devoted to their cause than the HPB-lovers, so maybe you should join us.
DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
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My bomb will blow your brains out!
237-Who says? We are way more dedicated! Throwing H-bombs and telling innocent
s to go into food processors does not show dedication, just a small heart. REALLY small. And I wish the GAPAs would start zapping those posts. They may not take that much space, but you keep repeating the same evil jokes over and over and they will clog the thread too.
In the last war, people actually used their brains and invented strategies. They didn’t just say, “I have now dropped a bomb. All of the bunnies will die. The end.” Try to be creative, not just destructive.
I’m done now, I’m not sure about E2MB. (I almost called him by his normal name again). I hadn’t meant to keep on doing it, I only meant to do it once. Sorry.
238- You want strategy? Hmmm…. Maybe I could dig up some of my posts from the April Fools Day thread.
219- We’d be delighted to have you on our side, as Glassboro said. Anyone who wants to join is welcome!
*throws
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into the air and waits for it to land*
*SPLAT*
Ooooo, looks like that one hit R-TH. Ouch. *hands towel, then retreats to fortress to plot*
208-
ZIggy Bomb-Ziggy Boogy Doog *nuclear explosion*
Qrrbrrbell Newscaster-Wesnagset! *earth blows up*
*Ziggy word and Wegsnagset is broadcast all over Bunnie Hater planets and all of them blow up with all Bunnie Haters with them who dont die but go to another dimention where there is nothing but paper clips to eat*
*then they die*
Bo- and thats a fact.
*throws pie at HPBs*
*pie explodes, unleashing a secret weapon*
THE SECRET WEAPON: My/ Random Dark Cloud’s post form the April Bunny Thread:
“I will not give in!!!! I will fight with all my powers of randomness and darkness to defeat the bunnies. My first weapon: a random topic!!! Do pink bunnies like the movie RENT?”
*Many HPBs get distracted and start discussing movies*
Ha Ha! Jadestone, that splat was just a sound effect from off my computer. Before the pie of doom could hit R-TH, my 1,000,000,000 :idea:s formed into a giant
and kicked the pie toward Glassboro. Glassboro was singing pinball wizard at full volume, causing a massive explosion on the HPB hater’s side of the battlefield. How’s that for strategy, Red Taild Hawk?
Rebstar10- Don’t listen to them! Join us and HPBs will never harm you again!
GAPAs, please, please, please zap those gory posts!
Alright, whoever RavenHawk is is in big trouble!!!!!! Argh. I’m the HAWK, so people had better not start calling you the HAWK!!!
*Begins throwing huge pies at RavenHawk who shall NOT be called the HAWK because that’s who I am and I’m mad that that got through the GAPAs argh_argh_argh_double_argh*
That makes me mad.
Pie or die!!!!
Introducing my four officers:
This is Maximus the strong, leader of alpha unit. He specializes in raw force.
This is Plato the wise, leader of beta unit. He specializes in strategy.
This is Chad Jr. the technologicaly capable, leader of gamma unit. He specializes in pie technology.
This is veryveryveryveryspeedy, leader of zeta unit. He specializes in speed. (Could you guess?)
Red Tailed Hawk, my officers are yours to command.
238 – We are dedicated too! We are more motivated because your *&%$# HPBs now have their own smiley!
DEATH TO THE HPB SMILEY!!!
*E2MB shouts, “Hey Hot-Pink Bunnies is that a giant pickle behind you?” and pies them all while they are looking*
The bunnies, tragically, were hit before the dirty-diaper pies could be stopped. Now they are all stinky and some of the HPB-lovers don’t like HPBs anymore as they are too stinky.
244- That’s not fair. There are basic rules here, you know. If you hit someone with a pie, you’re hit. And I did hand him a towel. *another PIE OF DOOM hits agagabagabag* No towel for you.
And now, me and my pie-polar bear from the first pie war will lead an attack on enemy forces. *climbs on Ishtar* Hmm, who to attack? Suggestions, members of the Jadestone side?
*loads pie-slingshot*
R-t H, who is no longer the only HAWK.
245- If you read the name changes thread today, you’d realize that I am Random Dark Cloud
245- Why? There are several people with similar sounding names.
*pies all people with -hawk suffexes*
Oops. Sorry Glassboro, didn’t realize you’d added that too. *hands towel and a free pie*
*pies Jadestone*
What’s wrong with -hawk suffixes? I’m on your side!!!
You should do it to. It may be a way to infiltrate R-t H’s thoughts.
253- Nothing. I just enjoy pie. And there was an argumentish thing. I love arguments. You’re on my side? hmm, I need to be paying attention more. *hands RavenHawk a towel too* *pies self* Yum.
254- Nah. I’ve always been just Jadestone. The name’s grown on me tooo much, it’d be painful to alter it.
So people, who shall we lead an attack on?
I already said. R-t H, who is no longer the only HAWK.
Actually, I’ve been thinking. I’ve realized that the :idea:s aren’t that bad, but they aren’t good either. I may go neutral on the topic, even if I still sympathize with the
haters. I would completely neutral if the :idea:s didn’t eat the amusing cat and dog comments.
253-Oh. I did read the thread when I saw you, but I didn’t know if you were with Zemtee or not.
Anyway, I thought it would be awful if there were people being called “HAWK” by other teams. Nobody would know who was being called when. It’s fine if you’re on the same side, and I saw the reason for your changing, but Glassboro is just being mean.
Also, most people can easily scan the threads to see where they posted by looking for the various UP and
downpatterns of their name. I look for the dash in my name, as well as the all-caps HAWK, so I think I will now find myself looking back at three times as many posts as I used to.Enough hawk stuff! Get on with the battle. *Has all four legions pie jadestone at the same time* out of fairness, here’s a towel.
259- Ahhhh! *splat* *mumbles through filling* *accepts towel* Thankyou.
*pies aga and runs* All’s fair in love and war!!
244-Great strategy!!! How do you like being the new army commander? Looks like you will make a good one.
259-Great job! And she admitted to being hit! Bunny-haters telling the truth! Oh, the w00tness!
I was cut off. Here’s the rest of my comment. I’m not saying that I am going to side with the :idea:s all of the time, but I will not side against them always.
261- I’m not a bunny-hater. I don’t have an opinion about them. The people on my side can decided if they hate, love, or don’t care about the bunnies. And at least I admit to being hit, and don’t come up with excuses
*pies*
I have amassed a whole army of HPBs! And they are all expert pie throwers! WATCH OUT HPB-HATERS!!!!
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OK so maybe that isn’t really qualified to be called an army and YIKES!*gets hit with lemon meringue-lasagna pie* Fine, maybe they don’t have such good aim, but still, BEWARE!
*pies everyone not on the Jadestone side*
260- My name is not aga! It’s agagabagabag! Aga is a short burly native of pie isle, and now all the natives are angry.
266- Well that’s just to much to spell out. I’m maim it horribly if I try. Who about agag, or AG, then? You need a nickname.
267-how about agbag… or what about George?? JK
Like that, agagabagbag?? Did I even do that right?
268- AHHHHHH!!!!! *PIEPIEPIEPIEPIE*
We did that for our musical… *dons earmuffs* I can still,/i> hear those nasil, whiny voices…”We love you ConRAd…oh yess we do-oo…” *shudder*
266-Army commander, what shall we do next in our plot to win this pie war? I’m waiting for your ideas.
*pies everyone not on Jadestone side*
Hmm. I may start pieing all non-:idea: neutrals. However, I will have to think about that.
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, and No! No nicknames! It’s Agagbagabag! Hmmm… Actually you can call me grand exalted master who I give my life to, but nothing else!
270- Here’s the plan. Every time someone gives me an annoying nickname or misspells my name, they get pied! Ha!
:idea::idea::idea::idea:
Seriously sir, we should start to develop new kinds of pies to enhance
domination.
This smiley is not listed on HG2MB, but i want to try it. :puke:
Dang it.
* Pies agagabagabag for triple posting*
That’s the advantage of being neutral, you can do things like that.
275-You do NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO PUNISH FOR TOO MANY POSTS!!! As agagabagabag, yes, agagabagabag, is a dear friend, and I am a member of the popopo, he doesn’t need to be fined.
Good plan. Why don't we use that army Donaldo the supercoolio awesome nerd had in post 264?:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
I can pie anyone. I got annoyed, so I pied him. I’m not saying that I’m part of the PoPoPo, I just felt that people had forgotten the types of things that they promised when MG left, so I pied him. Also, I can do that and not have people say that it was because I am biased against Agagabagabag because he likes :idea:s.
Also, not fining him because he is your friend is misusing your power. Just telling you.
Fire the tic-tac-toe grid pies!!!
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*pies E2MB if E2MB isn’t on the Jadestone side. If E2MB is, pies everyone not on Jadestone side*
280-He is, and you are now fined 1,000 pies for that double-post complaining about people who double-post. And he has given so much he has already “paid” for the fine, and many more.
Furthermore, you are just being mean at this point with the whole name business. Glassboro has nothing to do with HAWK, and you can’t be two things at once.
I didn’t mean, to, I forgot to put the second part in, and anyway, it was only double. I know that I have done more than that in the past, but I am doing my best to stop. Also, it can’t help that I just read the “Goodbye, MG” thread, for history. I am not trying to be mean, just trying to keep neutral. If it affects you that much, I can change my name back.
Im a double agent
hint hint: name changes Hint Hint
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spy dude
it got messed up
deal with it
276- Yes sir! Our comrade had a good plan, even if his army was poorly trained. Officer Maximus (:idea:) will whip them into shape.
And to all you whiners: I only triple posted because no one was on this thread for five hours in this freakin’ time zone.
Bilbo- Wait, name changes! *goes to check the name changes thread*
hot pink bunnies need showers
scall coudn’t be writer.
riter
righter
more right
whatever
bilbo needs one two
to
too
tooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wont steal anyones name that i know
DEATH TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
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Fires the skull of a captured HPB at the HPB-lovers. (That’s what the Mayans and Aztecs did, y’know…)
DOOM TO HOT-PINK BUNNIES!!!
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That seriously did not work.
285- Okay, sorry. I felt that there was no-one else, I felt like pie-ing someone so I needed an excuse, and I’d just been reading the “Goodbye MG” thread, where people were talking about how they’d try to not PoPo/double, triple, or any other number higher than one post. Actually, it wasn’t a good reason anyway, so here.
to agagabagabag*
*hands agagabagabag a towel and a free pie**donates a
PEOPLE!!! THIS IS A PIE WAR!! JUST PIE EACH OTHER and stop arguing. Pieing is the answer!! *pies EVERYONE* *hands towels to everyone* *pies self, to be fair*
Let us do that. PIE!!!!!
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FIRE!!!
*pies Red-Tailed Hawk and agagabagabag each with 1,000 of Kokopelli’s glue pies*
pie
hello anyone?
*pies bilbo**pies bilbo again*
Look at the “Welcome Newcomers” thread.
I’ve figured out that if I don’t give my reasons for pieing someone it’s all right.
We need a new thread.
*pies everyone not on the Jadestone side*