Song Lyrics, Part 3

Continuing the high standards set by Part 2.

Please put a period somewhere early in the post — perhaps after the song title. Otherwise the lyrics will clog the recent comments panel.

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371 Responses to Song Lyrics, Part 3

  1. Qwasz says:

    I love the lyrics to Misty’s Song. It’s a Pokemon song, but I think the lyrics really accurately tell the story of what it feels like to like somebody and not be sure what to do next. Even Pokemon songs can have good lyrics, I guess. :)

    Out here in the quiet of the night
    Beneath the stars, and moon
    We both know we’ve got somethin’ on our minds
    We won’t admit, but it’s true

    You look at me, I look away

    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    But I don’t know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now
    I’m afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do
    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    And to say that, I love you

    I practice all the things that I would say
    Line by line, every word
    I tell myself today would be the day
    But everytime, I lose my nerve

    I look at you, you look away

    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    But I don’t know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I’m afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do
    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    And to say that, I love you

    Why?
    Why do you turn away
    It must be, you’re afraid like me
    I try, but I can’t pretend that I,
    Don’t feel for you, the way I do,
    Can’t you see

    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    But I don’t know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I’m afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do,
    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling
    And to say that, I love you

    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling,
    But I don’t know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I’m afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do,
    I wanna tell you what I’m feeling
    And to say that, I love you

    (whisper) I love you

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  2. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    Ooh! This is cool.
    First post?

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  3. ʑyviva says:

    Have you ever watched the eagle fly through the sun,
    And wondered how he got to feel so free?
    If you ever have you know the journy’s begun.
    What have you got to lose, boy,
    When already you are lost in the wilderness?

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  4. Jadestone says:

    My current sad-song obsession. Though it’s not entirely sad.

    The Origin Of Love

    When the earth was still flat,
    And the clouds made of fire,
    And mountains stretched up to the sky,
    Sometimes higher

    Folks roamed the earth
    Like big rolling kegs
    They had two sets of arms,
    They had two sets of legs
    They had two faces peering
    Out of one giant head
    So they could watch all around them
    As they talked; while they read

    And they never knew nothing of love
    It was before… the origin of love

    The origin of love.

    And there were three sexes then,
    One that looked like two men
    Glued up back to back,
    Called the children of the sun.
    And similar in shape and girth,
    Were the children of the earth.
    They looked like two girls
    Rolled up in one.
    And the children of the moon
    Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.
    They were part sun, part earth
    Part daughter, part son…

    Oh, oh,
    The origin of love

    Now the gods grew quite scared,
    Of our strength and defiance
    And Thor said,
    “I’m gonna kill them all
    With my hammer,
    Like I killed the giants.”
    And Zeus said, “No,
    You better let me
    Use my lightening, like scissors,
    Like I cut the legs off the whales
    Dinosaurs into lizards.”

    Then he grabbed up some bolts
    He let out a laugh,
    Said, “I’ll split them right down the middle.
    Gonna cut them right up in half.”
    And then storm clouds gathered above
    Into great balls of fire…

    And then fire, shot down
    From the sky in bolts,
    Like shining blades
    Of a knife.
    And it ripped,
    Right through the flesh,
    Of the children of the sun
    And the moon
    And the earth

    And some Indian god
    Sewed the wound up into a hole,
    Pulled it round to our belly
    To remind us of the price we pay

    And Osiris, and the gods of the Nile
    Gathered up a big storm,
    To blow a hurricane,
    To scatter us away
    In a flood of wind and rain,
    And a sea of tidal waves,
    To wash us all away
    And if we don’t behave
    They’ll cut us down again
    And we’ll be hopping round on one foot,
    And looking through one eye.

    …

    Last time I saw you,
    We’d just split in two.
    He was looking at me,
    I was looking at you, oh

    You had a way so familiar,
    But I could not recognize,
    Cause you had blood on your face;
    I had, blood in my eyes

    But I could swear by your expression,
    That the pain, down in your soul
    Was the same… as the one down in mine
    Oh, that’s the pain,
    Cuts a straight line
    Down through the heart;
    We called it love.

    We wrapped our arms around each other,
    Trying to shove ourselves back together,
    We was making love,
    Making love

    It was a cold dark evening,
    Such a long time ago,
    When by the mighty hand of Jove,
    It was the sad story
    How we became
    Lonely two-legged creatures,
    A story:
    The origin of love

    That’s The Origin of Love.

    – Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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  5. Cat's Meow says:

    1 – Well, there goes another alter ego.

    -does small first post dance-

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  6. Alice and Timon (and Monica) says:

    1- How does that have anything to do with Pokemon?

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  7. Jadestone says:

    1- Oh, I like those lyrics. I know that feeling. Is the song itself any good?

    Reminds me of me and Ros singing the pokémon theme on the bus to a tennis meet. All of you be glad you weren’t there, and if it happens again just pretend you don’t know me XD

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  8. Cat's Meow says:

    6 – It’s on a Pokemon CD, and the original story behind the song is that Misty is singing it to Ash.

    7 – It’s all right. Not the best song ever, but not horrible either. You can listen to it on Youtube if you’d like.

    Speaking of songs and lyrics, I must depart now to watch American Idol.

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  9. Alice and Timon (and Monica) says:

    8- Misty is in love with Ash? How odd.

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  10. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    I’ve written a number of songs, but this is my favorite.

    Untitled

    I saw you just last night
    You standing in the dark
    Thinking that your life
    Is one big question mark
    Dreaming of the past
    Wonderful days gone by
    Trying to forget
    That you’re living a lie

    But I’m saying it’s true
    Your fear cannot consume you
    And through it all
    The rise and fall
    I will always be here next to you

    A million seconds passed
    You’re wondering why
    How everything
    Ends in goodbye
    And through the years
    Deep into the future
    I’ll still be here
    I’ll still be yours

    But I’m saying it’s true
    Your fear cannot consume you
    And through it all
    The rise and fall
    I will always be here next to you

    But I’m saying it’s true
    Your fear cannot consume you
    And through it all
    The rise and fall
    I will always be here next to you

    And through the years
    Deep into the future
    I’ll still be here
    I’ll still be yours

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  11. Ź√Ҳ says:

    here’s another song…

    Life Marches On:

    In the country,
    the farms and the orchards swell
    with oranges and peaches
    a little bit of truth as well

    In the city,
    politicians beat their drum
    all the suits come a-running
    it’s all degeneration

    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On

    In the country,
    everybody thinks we’re dumb
    but we built the fire
    why’d you come and get you some?

    In the city
    skyscrapers touch the sky
    what’s the use of being up so high
    when it’s only gonna bleed you dry

    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On

    In the country
    the stars shine brighter
    than in the city
    in the country
    in the country

    In the city
    I turn on the radio
    but it just leaves me down with the question
    what happened to our generation?

    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On
    oh yeah, yeah
    Life Marches On
    oh yeah,
    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On
    Life Marches On

    -+Live+-Birds of Pray

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  12. The Bookworm & Lurline (10 bonus points, which become wung points when Paker starts again, which I won from Piggy!) says:

    And the seasons, they go round and round.
    And the painted ponies go up and down.
    We’re captive on a carousal of time…
    We can’t return, we can only look,
    Behind from where we came,
    And go round and round and round,
    In the circle game.
    -Chorus to The Circle Game, by Joni Mitchell

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  13. MissSwann says:

    WHOOOO! Go Paramore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What a shame we all became, such fragile broken things,
    A memory remains, Just a tiny spark,
    I give it all my oxygen, to let the flames begin,
    So let the flames begin,

    Ohhhh Glory…. Ohh Glory!

    This is, how we’ll dance when,
    when they try to take us down,
    This is what we’ll be ohh glory.

    Somewhere weakness is our strength,
    And i’ll die searching for it,
    I can’t let myself regret, such selfishness,
    My pain I know the trouble caused, no matter how long,
    I believe that there’s hope,

    buried beneath it all, and,
    hiding beneath it all and,
    growing beneath it all and…

    This is, how we’ll dance when,
    when they try to take us down,
    This is how we’ll sing out…
    This is, how we’ll stand when,
    when they burn our houses down,
    This is what we’ll be Oh Glory!

    Reaching as I sink down into life.
    Reaching as I sink down into life.

    This is, how we dance when,
    when they try to take us down,
    This is how we’ll sing out.
    This is, how we’ll stand when,
    when they burn our houses down,
    This is what we’ll be Oh Glory!

    Paramore is what keeps me alive!!!!!

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  14. speller73 says:

    12 – That is one of my favorite songs of all time!

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  15. MissSwann says:

    For the benefit of Mr. Kite
    There will be a show tonight on trampoline

    The Hendersons will all be there
    Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene!

    Over men and horses hoops and garters
    Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
    In this way Mr. Kite will challenge the world!

    The celebrated Mr. Kite
    Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate

    The Hendersons will dance and sing
    As Mr. Kite flys through the ring, don’t be late!

    Messrs. K and H assure the public
    Their production will be second to none
    And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!

    The band begins at ten to six
    When Mr. Kite performs his tricks without a sound

    And Mr. H will demonstrate
    Ten summersets he’ll undertake on solid ground

    Having been some days in preparation
    A splendid time is guaranteed for all
    And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!

    yay beatles!!!!!

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  16. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    10–Wow, that’s really good.
    15–and yay eddie izzard! I like that part of ATU, it’s wierd but the cinematography is awwwwsum.

    Does anyone know the song these words come from?:
    One last kiss
    Before I go
    Dry your tears
    It is time to let me go…

    I want to use the lyrics in a novel I’m writing.

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  17. Alice and Timon (and Monica) says:

    Right now I’m listening to “When You and I Were True.”

    We might as well lie down, love
    Lie down and close our eyes
    We might as well go walking
    In the country of the blind
    The long grass has grown
    And the wild birds flown
    To their homes away in the blue
    And nothing’s left the same
    The whole world is changed
    Since you and I were true

    And how can a story be ended
    When it didn’t hardly begin?
    How can my glass be so empty
    When it’s filled up to the brim?
    And it wasn’t always so
    It didn’t always go
    We had something better to do
    And it didn’t always rain
    Every single day
    When you and I were true

    In a country where we are headed, love
    There is nothing but rocks and stones
    No friendly plant or animal
    No angel to guide you home
    Until some day you’ll find
    In the country of the blind
    Some wonder just like you
    And the singing of a bird
    That nobody has heard
    Since you and I were true

    We might as well lie down, love
    Lie down and close our eyes
    We might as well go walking
    In the country of the blind
    The long grass has grown
    And the wild birds flown
    To their homes away in the blue
    And nothing’s left the same
    The whole world is changed
    Since you and I were true

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  18. Life is Purple says:

    Shake it shake it shake it
    shake it if you can
    shake it like a milkshake
    and pass it to a friend!

    Shake it shake it shake it
    shake it if you can
    shake it like a milkshake
    and pass it to a friend!

    Shake it shake it shake it
    shake it if you can
    shake it like a milkshake
    and pass it to a friend!

    That’s the butter-making song.

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  19. Axa says:

    Girls, be ambitious /Miyavi (credit masakarasu for translation)

    If you like I will stretch out this filthy hand of mine as far as you like.
    We won’t need a guide or anything, so let’s walk together eyes closed.

    Did you know, that a knife hurts more when it’s pulled than when it’s stabbed?
    And a flower, doesn’t even know it’s own beauty it’s entire life.
    Sad, huh?

    If you held onto my back just a little, it would lessen the wind a bit I suppose?
    Hey if you’re going to hesitate I’ll drop you. Boys & Girls, hurry hurry up.

    So it seems that I can’t give you a kiss goodnight,
    Sorry, therefore I’ll sing.
    So, how’s that for “fair play”? (cries)
    Then, what about “flattery”? (fumes)
    What I said is pretty stupid, right? (laughs)

    If you give me a chance , apologize and I say [Girls , be ambitious.]

    A lonely night
    Loneliness from wanting to cry, when you can’t run away, from anxiety when you don’t understand,
    Will probably come to you, I’m afraid.

    So that you can sleep soundly in those times, a lullaby

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  20. MissSwann says:

    16- When I fisrt saw that song, I thought that they were still high on pot and it was just a drug-induced dream that they were all having. But I like the song, and cinematography=awesome!!!!!

    You’re all smiles and silly conversation
    As if this sunny day came just for you
    You twist your hair, you smile, and you turn your eyes away
    C’mon, tell me what’s right with you
    Now it dawns on me probably everybody’s talkin’
    And there’s something here I’m supposed to realize
    ‘Cause your secret’s out, and the universe laughs at its joke on me
    I just caught it in your eyes, it’s a beautiful surprise

    When did you fall in love with me?
    Was it out of the blue
    ‘Cause I swear I never knew it
    When did you let your heart run free?
    Have you been waiting long?
    When did you fall in love with me?
    When did you fall in love?

    Make your way over here, sit down by this fool, and let’s rewind
    C’mon, let’s go back and replay all our scenes
    You can point out the hints, the clues, the twists and the smiles this time
    All the ones that slipped by me
    I bet my face is red, and you can hear my heart poundin’
    Well I guess it don’t matter now that I realize
    ‘Cause baby I missed it then, but I can surely see you now
    Right here before my eyes
    You’re my beautiful surprise

    When did you fall in love with me?
    Was it out of the blue
    ‘Cause I swear I never knew it
    When did you let your heart run free?
    Have you been waiting long?
    When did you fall in love with me?
    When did you fall in love?

    Was it at the coffee shop
    Or that morning at the bus stop
    When you almost slipped, and I caught your hand
    Or the time we built the snowman
    The day at the beach, sandy and warm
    Or the night with the scary thunderstorm
    I never saw the signs
    Now we’ve got to make up for lost time
    And I can tell now by the way that you’re looking at me
    I’d better finish this song so my lips will be free

    Have you been waiting long, when did you fall in love
    I kept you waiting so long, when did you fall
    Have you been waiting long
    When did you fall in love with me
    When did you fall in love?

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  21. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    16- I know that song, what’s the name?? Well, I think it’s in a few songs, really, but I’m not sure.

    Relient K has the best pointless songs. Here are two…
    Kick Off (First track on album)
    Here’s the kick-off
    Hope you’re not sick of
    Relient K
    Or all the songs we play
    ‘Cuz then you’ll want to throw our CD away

    Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care
    I just wasted
    Ten seconds of your life

    Relient K rocks!

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  22. Drops of Jupiter says:

    I’ll tell it like it happened
    It was Darius and Owen and me
    Just a few poor boys
    Trying to get up out of misery
    Took 55 to Louisiana
    Stopped by the highway to eat
    They both had crawfish
    Strictly chicken for me
    Back out on the thunderheads
    The radio was southern soul
    They interrupted Clarence Carter
    With a strange-ass local show
    They were saying:

    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Rest your soul and feed your brain
    That’s where you will get to see
    Everything the water can be

    The rain was coming down
    The wind was howling outside of Slidel
    it was the kind of night that makes you think
    The whole world’s going to hell
    We got off on an exit
    ‘Cause we could read the map so great
    With a shocked on mojo
    We parked to deliberate
    When out of the part
    There came a man
    Like the lake had a tongue
    He was right up on the glass
    All yellow-eyed black-teeth
    Banging on the windshield
    Screaming like a demon
    At the top of his lungs

    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Rest your soul and feed your brain
    Free for you and all your friends
    Crawfish ’til the bitter end
    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Wade to where the shallows break
    That’s where you will get to see
    Everything the water can be

    I was driving out of there
    As fast as a Camry could
    But the interstate was flooded
    And I had to take the road through the woods
    Bad move in retrospect
    The road disappeared in the rain
    And I stood on the breaks when I saw the sign
    Lake Pontchartrain

    Darius was yelling
    That he saw somebody out in the swells
    He jumped out running
    And Owen was going, as well
    Come back
    Why the hell would they leave the car
    And that’s when I heard it
    Make no mistake
    The voices were calling them
    From under the lake

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain
    Come down to Lake Pontchartrain

    The crawfish were screaming
    The waves ended high
    My friends went in deeper
    The water had climbed
    I watched in terror
    The lake opened wide
    And horribly roaring
    It pulled them inside
    That’s how it happened
    Why would I lie?
    There were no bodies
    I’ve got none to hide
    I’m just a boy
    Lost his friends in the rain
    Any more questions?
    Just go and ask Lake Pontchartrain

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  23. Drops of Jupiter says:

    hmm? MistyxAsh? Interesting.

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  24. POSOC & Mim says:

    22- :eek:

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  25. MissSwann says:

    My latest obsession in weird music, from the soundtrack of Juno;

    If I was a flower growing wild and free
    All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
    And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
    All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

    If I was a flower growing wild and free
    All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
    And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
    All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

    All I want is you, will you be my bride
    Take me by the hand and stand by my side
    All I want is you, will you stay with me?
    Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

    If you were a river in the mountains tall,
    The rumble of your water would be my call.
    If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
    Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds blow

    All I want is you, will you be my bride
    Take me by the hand and stand by my side
    All I want is you, will you stay with me?
    Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

    If you were a wink, I’d be a nod
    If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod.
    If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug
    And if you were a kiss, I know I’d be a hug

    All I want is you, will you be my bride
    Take me by the hand and stand by my side
    All I want is you, will you stay with me?
    Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

    If you were the wood, I’d be the fire.
    If you were the love, I’d be the desire.
    If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
    And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

    All I want is you, will you be my bride
    Take me by the hand and stand by my side
    All I want is you, will you stay with me?
    Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

    Yay!!!!!

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  26. The Provisional Countess Hypatia says:

    12-That song pwns!

    15-As does that one…

    Still, my favorite songs are mostly French chansons and Weimar republic cabaret. *is indolent and does not go search for and post lyrics to these songs, though en feels as though en (object pronoun form?) ought to for everybody’s general edification ; ) to en’s quirks*

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  27. (26) How about some titles then, if you’re not up for posting the full lyrics?

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  28. The Provisional Countess Hypatia says:

    27-A really spectacular idea, and well suited to my tastes!

    Hmm….

    Nathalie by Gilbert Becaud
    Absolutely anything sung by Edith Piaf (M’lord, particularly)
    Amsterdam by Jacques Brel
    Bilbao Song sung by Lotte Lenya
    Surabaya Johhny by Kurt Weill (I believe), sung by Lenya
    Absolutely anything from the threepenny opera (particularly Pirate Jenny, Useless Song, Solomon Song, Tango Ballad)
    Alabama Song sung by Lenya

    At which point Hypatia’s unreliable memory experiences an abrupt system failure. :grin:

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  29. Beatlesrockr(8piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    Some of the later Beatles songs had odd lyrics, but they were great. Here is a example
    For the benefit of Mr. Kite
    There will be a show tonight on trampoline
    The Hendersons will all be there
    Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair, what a scene
    Over men and horses hoops and garters
    Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
    In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world!
    The celebrated Mr. K.
    Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
    The Hendersons will dance and sing
    As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don’t be late
    Messrs. K and H. assure the public
    Their production will be second to none
    And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
    The band begins at ten to six
    When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound
    And Mr. H. will demonstrate
    Ten somersets he’ll undertake on solid ground
    ‘ving been some days in preparation
    A splendid time is guaranteed for all
    And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill.
    (That song was “Being the Benefit of Mr.Kite” the Sgt.Pepper album)

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  30. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize shes very plain
    But thats just perfect for an amish like me
    You know I shun fancy things like electricity

    At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows… fool
    And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
    Even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
    Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an amish paradise
    Ive churned butter once or twice
    Living in an amish paradise
    Its hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an amish paradise
    We sell quilts at a discount price
    Living in an amish paradise

    A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
    I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
    I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
    cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell

    But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
    An amish with a tude?
    You know thats unheard of
    I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
    And my homies agree
    I really look good in black… fool
    If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
    We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
    But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
    Were just technologically impaired

    Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
    Not a single luxury
    Like robinson caruso
    Its as primitive as can be

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an amish paradise
    Were just plain and simple guys
    Living in an amish paradise
    Theres no time for sin and vice
    Living in an amish paradise
    We dont fight, we all play nice
    Living in an amish paradise

    Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
    Raised a barn on monday, soon Ill raise anutter
    Think youre really righteous?
    Think youre pure in heart?
    Well, I know Im a million time as humble as thou art
    Im the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like
    On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
    So dont be vain and dont be whiny
    Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an amish paradise
    Were all crazy mennonites
    Living in an amish paradise
    Theres no cops or traffic lights
    Living in an amish paradise
    But youd probably think it bites
    Living in an amish paradise

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  31.  ¡Red-tailed HAWK!  [9,137 piepoints ©, 16 spdzk points and 22 KAG points] �|� says:

    1-Wow! Totally. I don’t really remember pokemon songs, but that one doesn’t sound bad! Ah, the words, so true… :D *Stumbles over to romance thread* ;)

    Red-tailed HAWK :D :D :D

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  32. Kari says:

    16 – Ah, isn’t that Forever by Papa Roach?

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  33. MissSwann of the 5 Swannpoints!!!! says:

    .
    You’re a part time lover and a full time friend
    The monkey on you’re back is the latest trend
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
    I kiss you all starry eyed, my body’s swinging from side to side
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Here is the church and here is the steeple
    We sure are cute for two ugly people
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
    So why can’t, you forgive me?
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    I will find my nitch in your car
    With my mp3 dvd rumple-packed guitar
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu du

    Up up down down left right left right b a start
    Just because we use cheats doesn’t mean we’re not smart
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    You are always trying to keep it real
    I’m in love with how you feel
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    We both have shiny happy fits of rage
    You want more fans, i want more stage
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Don quixote was a steel driving man
    My name is adam i’m your biggest fan
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Squinched up your face and did a dance
    You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
    I don’t see anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu
    Du du du du du du dudu du
    But you

    This is my favorite song right now. It’s Anyone Else but You bgy the Moldy Peaches. m

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  34. The Bookworm & Lurline (10 bonus points, which become wung points when Paker starts again, which I won from Piggy! And two B-Day Points!) says:

    30-I do not!

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  35. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    34–huh?

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  36. Toastfan902 says:

    My favorite song- Hardware Store (by weird al)
    Note: Song must be sung REALLY fast for effect
    (hardware noises and sawing and pistons etc.)

    Nothin’ ever (ever) happens in this town
    Feelin’ low down (down), not a lot to do around here
    I thought that I would go right outta my mind
    Until a friend told me the news

    He said, “(Hey), you know that vacant lot
    Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
    And on the spot they’re gonna build a shop
    Where we can go buy bolts and screws”

    Since then I’ve been walking on air (air)
    I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
    ‘Cause I’m so excited and I really don’t care
    I’ve been waiting since last June

    For this day to finally arrive
    I’m so happy (happy) now just to be alive
    ‘Cause any minute now I’m gonna be inside
    Well, I hope they open soon

    I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when)
    When they gonna open up that door?
    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

    In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
    Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
    I pressed my nose right up against the glass
    You know, I had to be first in line

    Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
    Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
    See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
    One of them will be all mine

    Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
    Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
    Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
    All arranged alphabetically

    And they’re doing a promotional stunt
    There’s a great big purple sign out front
    That says every 27th customer
    Will get a ball pein hammer free

    I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when)
    When are they gonna open up that door?
    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

    (breathe)
    Would you look at all that stuff …
    They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
    Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
    Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
    BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
    Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
    Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
    Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
    Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
    Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
    Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
    Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
    Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
    Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
    Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
    Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
    Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

    I can’t wait no, (no I) I can’t wait (oh when)
    When are they gonna open up that door?
    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

    I’m goin’ (yes I’m) goin’, I’m a-goin’ to the
    Goin’ to the (hard) ware I’m goin’, really goin’ to the
    Goin’ (hard) I’m goin’ to the (hard) oh yes, I’m goin’ to the
    Hardware store

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  37. Toastfan902 says:

    36- Sry about a certain word slipped in there,
    Moderators, just cut it out of the song please

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  38. Beavo says:

    Disenchanted by MCR

    Well I was there on the day
    They sold the cause for the queen,
    And when the lights all went out
    We watched our lives on the screen.
    I hate the ending myself,
    But it started with an alright scene.

    It was the roar of the crowd
    That gave me heartache to sing.
    It was a lie when they smiled
    And said, “you won’t feel a thing”
    And as we ran from the cops
    We laughed so hard it would sting

    Yeah yeah, oh

    If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
    How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
    Now will it matter after I’m gone?
    Because you never learned a ***** thing.

    You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
    About a life long wait for a hospital stay
    Well if you think that I’m wrong,
    This never meant nothing to ya

    I spent my high school career
    Spit on and shoved to agree
    So I can watch all my heroes
    Sell a car on tv
    Bring out the old guillotine
    We’ll show ’em what we all mean.

    Yeah yeah, oh

    If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
    How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
    Now will it matter long after I’m gone?
    Because you never learned a ***** thing.

    You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
    About a life long wait for a hospital stay
    And if you think that I’m wrong,
    This never meant nothing to ya

    So go, go away, just go, run away.
    But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
    Go find another way, price you pay

    Woah, woah, woah
    Woah, woah, woah

    You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
    About a life long wait for a hospital stay
    And if you think that I’m wrong,
    This never meant nothing to ya, come on

    You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
    About a life long wait for a hospital stay
    Well if you think that I’m wrong,
    This never meant nothing to ya

    At all, at all, at all , at all…

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  39. Ź√Ҳ says:

    are you a neophyte? :-D

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  40. speller73 says:

    Before I leave tomorrow…

    The chaotic life of a 12-year-old
    Is too hard and you never know what’s coming next
    But in spelling
    Things have logic and line
    And in spelling
    There’s some greater design
    Though at school we seem strange
    At the bee we seem better
    As we count out each letter in our mind
    And we find we like spelling!

    I don’t feel like typing out the whole lyrics.

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  41. MissSwann says:

    39- Who, BEAVO????? :lol: :lol: :lol: Beev is NOT a phyte.

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  42. Jadestone says:

    All around me are familiar faces
    Worn out places , worn out faces
    Bright and early for their daily races
    Going nowhere, going nowhere
    And their tears are filling up their glasses
    No expression, no expression
    Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
    No tomorrow — no tommorow

    And I find it kind of funny
    I find it kind of sad
    The dreams in which I’m dying
    Are the best I’ve ever had
    I find it hard to tell you
    ‘Cos I find it hard to take
    When people run in circles
    It’s a very, very… mad world

    Children waiting for the day they feel good
    Happy birthday, happy birthday
    Made to feel the way that every child should
    Sit and listen, sit and listen
    Went to school and I was very nervous
    No one knew me, no one knew me
    Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
    Look right through me – look right through me

    – Gary Jules

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  43. Mogget's Little Sister (AKA Kyra) says:

    Oh-bli-dee
    Oh-bli-dah
    Life goes on…
    BRAH!
    Na, nana
    Na life goes on.

    Tee hee I only know that much. It’s my favorite happy song.

    My favorite silly song:
    Please, can I keep it?
    Please, can I keep it?
    It followed me home.
    It seems to be sad and alone.
    Oh, please, can I keep it?
    It’s friendly and shy,
    and I don’t have a pet of my own.

    Please, please, can I keep it?
    It followed me home.
    What exactly it is, I don’t know.
    Oh, please, can I keep it?
    It’s lost and afraid,
    and I’m sure it has nowhere to go.

    I could find it a bowl
    and give it some food
    whenever it needs to be fed!
    Or I maybe won’t have to;
    It seems very smart, see?
    It’s helping itself to our bread.

    Really helping itself to our bread.
    And some fruit.
    ALL the fruit.
    And the juice.
    And the flowers.
    And the vase… Wow.

    Please, can I keep it?
    It’s fur is so soft.
    Though I know it is shedding a lot.
    It can sleep on my floor
    if it fits through the door!
    It can sleep in the hallway if not.

    Oh, please, please, please, can I keep it?
    It’s thumping it’s tail!
    It has such a lovable whine!
    Please, can I keep it?
    Just look at those eyes…
    I think it would love to be mine.
    I know it would love to be mine!
    And yours…
    Say yes…
    Oh please?
    Oh please?
    Oh please?
    Oh please?

    I sang this song for my fourth grade talent show. My friend was the pet. All the kindergarteners couldn’t stop laughing and they were a nuisance the rest of the show.

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  44. Beatlesrockr(8piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    42- *fumes and screams* Why do I have to tell this to everyone? IT’S NOT WRITTEN BY GARY JULES! It was written by TEARS FOR FEARS! *calms down* sorry, I just get kinda, angry, when that happens. Because they are great lyrics, except everyone thinks it’s by Gary Jules.

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  45. Beatlesrockr(8piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    (sorry for the double post)
    43- I love Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da!
    Desmond has his barrow in the market place…
    Molly is the singer in a band…
    Desmond says to Molly “Girl, I like your face”
    And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on.

    Desmond takes a trolley to the jewelry store…
    Buys a twenty carat golden ring… (Golden ring)
    Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door…
    And as he gives it to her she begins to sing… (Sing)
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on.

    In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
    With a couple of kids running in the yard,
    Of Desmond and Molly Jones… (Ha ha ha ha ha)

    Happy ever after in the market place…
    Desmond lets the children lend a hand…
    Molly stays at home and does her pretty face…
    And in the evening she still sings it with the band…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on.

    In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home,
    With a couple of kids running in the yard,
    Of Desmond and Molly Jones… (Ha ha ha ha ha)

    Happy ever after in the market place…
    Molly lets the children lend a hand…
    Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face…
    And in the evening she’s a singer with the band…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on…
    Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!…
    Lala how the life goes on.

    And if you want some fun… say Ob-la-di-bla-da!

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  46. The Bookworm & Lurline (10 bonus points, which become wung points when Paker starts again, which I won from Piggy! And two B-Day Points!) says:

    35-I do not think that!

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  47. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    46–Thank you for repeating yourself. Since I didn’t hear the first time. Now, of course, I understand everything (that is, life the universe and)

    38. I love MCR, especially the Black Parade CD. It’s so morbid and edgy but soooo good.

    They’re gonna clean up your looks
    With all the lies in the books
    To make a citizen out of you

    Because they sleep with a gun
    And keep an eye on you son
    So they can watch all the things you do

    Because the drugs never work
    They gonna give you a smirk
    ‘Cuz they got methods of keepin’ you clean

    They gonna rip up your heads
    Your aspirations to shreds
    Another cog in the murder machine!

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  48. MissSwann says:

    47-

    They say that
    Teenagers scare the living s^&# outta me!
    They could care less, as long as someone’ll bleed!
    So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose,
    Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me!

    The boys and girls in the clique,
    The awful names that’ll stick,
    You’re never gonna fit in much kid,
    But when they sleep with a gun,
    And keep an eye on your son,
    You’ll make ’em pay for the things that they did!

    They say that
    Teenagers scare the living s$*^ noutta me!
    They could care less as long as someone’l bleed!
    So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose,
    Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me!

    Ohhhhh yeah!

    (insanely long guitar solo)

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  49. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    48–actually i think the 2nd verse is:
    The boys and
    Girls in the clique
    The awful names that they stick
    You’re never gonna fit in much, kid
    But if you’re troubled and hurt
    What you got under your shirt
    Will make them pay for the things that they did!

    I know, it sounds really horrible, but it’s actually supposed to be sarcastic. At the end of the music video an ad comes on that says “Violence is never the answer”.

    Luv that song. I listen to it on my Sansa as I walk through the halls of my school and watch all the kids around me.

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  50. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    Sorry for the double post, I just remembered this song.

    Oh I wish I was a little rolly orange (rolly orange)
    Oh I wish I was a little rolly orange (rolly orange)
    I would squirty squirty squirty on everybody’s shirty
    Oh I wish I was a little rolly orange (rolly orange!)

    Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
    Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
    I would shiny shiny shiny on everybody’s heinie
    Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap!)

    Oh I wish I was a little acrobat (acrobat)
    Oh I wish I was a little acrobat (acrobat)
    I would FLYYYY through the air and
    Lose my underwear
    Oh I wish I was a little acrobat (acrobat!)

    Oh I wish I was a little mermaid (mermaid)
    Oh I wish I was a little mermaid (mermaid)
    I would look so cute with
    OUT my bathing suit
    Oh I wish I was a little mermaid (mermaid!)

    Oh I wish I was a little church bird (church bird)
    Oh I wish I was a little church bird (church bird)
    I would sit on the steeple and
    PFT on the people
    Oh I wish I was a little church bird (church bird!)
    THE END!

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  51. Ź√Ҳ says:

    -41 I didn’t mean Beev, I was talking about Toastfan902. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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  52. curious and questioning etc. says:

    12- We sang that at girl scout camp a million (well, two or three) years ago. Thanks muchly for the memories and song info.

    21- Relient K… meh. I am not a fan of religion, I no longer speak to the person who convinced me to get one of their albums and because of that I can’t listen to them without misery and associated feelings. But they seemed okay for a little while.

    30, 36- hahaha. Yes.

    Something about the thread reminded me of this:
    well the rain falls down without my help I’m afraid
    and my lawn gets wet though I’ve withheld my consent
    when this grey world crumbles like a cake
    I’ll be hanging from the hope
    that I’ll never see that recipe again
    (It’s Not My Birthday, They Might Be Giants)

    Birdhouse In Your Soul is still the best song ever, in my opinion… you all know the lyrics. Float On- Modest Mouse is pretty close, though, while Coldplay is the best for manipulating my emotions.

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  53. Beavo says:

    41-October of ’06? You got that right, I’ve been here a while.

    Not a LONG while, but I don’t classify myself as a n00- neophyte anymore. I was around before we even started using the phrase neophyte!

    47-I got the Black Parade CD and Mom was like “Aw its a cute little marching guy AHH ITS A SKULL!!!! *faint*”

    48-You skipped the first part! *pout*

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  54. Eccentric the Afterthought says:

    15 – Ah, I adore that song! :D

    25 – That one too! Not as much as Mr. Kite, but I am fond of it.

    30 – That one too….it’s especially funny to me since I used to live near an Amish community.

    So many good songs…I don’t have time to post any of my current faves right now, but I’ll definitely be back to this thread.

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  55. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    47- My mom hates the Black Parade because of the skull and the like. I used to have this one pic of the band (as the Black Parade) as my desktop background, and my mom said that they looked like Soviets. I found that kinda funny at first, until I had to try an explain it.

    52- Neither am I – It’s amazing how non-religious they are/were. Their first two albums are almost entirely sarcastic songs. (My favorite is Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend) They got more serious as they became more popular.

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  56. MissSwann says:

    49- Whatever, I was reciting that from memory. That’s what it sounds like.

    51- Oh, mk. Cuz Beev has been here since the Beginning.

    53- LOL. Moms are so clueless.

    54- I know, Mr. Kite rocks.

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  57. Toastfan902 says:

    30-That’s a weird al 2

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  58. Ź√Ҳ says:

    the lighthouse lost its’ light
    a long time ago
    she got so used to it
    this long and winding road

    I’ll never ever let you go

    I can’t believe
    she whispered to me
    I don’t wanna breathe

    this ship of fools sails west
    by night and by day
    circumnavigates her globe
    like a bullet gone astray

    come on home baby where it’s safe

    I can’t believe
    she whispered to me
    I don’t wanna breathe
    I don’t wanna breathe

    Even if you drink
    from the chalice of cheap escape
    and fade away

    I’ll never ever let you go

    I can’t believe
    she whispered to me
    I don’t wanna breathe

    I don’t wanna breathe
    she whispered to me
    now I can’t believe
    she whispered to me

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  59. Beavo says:

    When You Were Young-The KillersYou sit there in your heartache
    Waiting on some beautiful boy to
    To save you from your old ways
    You play forgiveness
    Watch him now, here he comes

    He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
    But he talks like a gentleman
    Like you imagined when you were young

    Can we climb this mountain, I don’t know
    Higher now than ever before, I
    Know we can make it if we take it slow
    That’s thinking easy, easy now, watch it go

    We’re burning down the highway skyline on the
    Back of a hurricane that started turning
    When you were young
    When you were young

    And sometimes you close your eyes
    And see the place where you used to live
    When you were young

    They say the devil’s water, it ain’t so sweet
    You don’t have to drink right now
    But you can dip your feet
    Every once and a little while

    You sit there in your heartache
    Waiting on some beautiful boy to
    To save you from your old ways
    You play forgiveness
    Watch him now, here he comes

    He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
    But he talks like a gentleman
    Like you imagined when you were young

    (Talks like a gentleman, like you imagine)
    When you were young

    I said he doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
    He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus

    But more than you’ll ever know

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  60. Nthanda the Laugher says:

    I heard an interview with Gerard Way (lead singer of MCR for the uninitiated) and he said that Black Parade came from this idea he has that when you die, you get picked up however you want. Like, if you wanted, you could be picked up by a guy on a tandem bicycle. And in his video, he wanted to be picked up by a parade, I guess.
    I love their costumes in that video.

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  61. Vixen in the Eyes of the Moon says:

    I like the Go! team. :) And Public Enemy. And the YeahYeahYeahs. And Nomeansno. And Modest Mouse. and….

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  62. Ź√Ҳ says:

    hmmm…I’ve written a lot of songs, but I wanted to get your critique on it. :-P

    I left it behind
    Never comin’ back again
    Out in this desert
    I never thought I’d need it, my friend.

    I’m searching for a miracle
    Searching for the lyrical
    Which I left back there

    My eyes trained on that hard path
    Bringing me back from the dark
    Rising like the sun, like a lark

    But it’s like I’m trapped
    In leopards paws
    I feel like I’m trapped
    In steel jaws

    What do you think?

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  63. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    60- I saw him say that in the making of the video for Welcome To The Black Parade. That video is great, they did a great job.

    62- Pretty good! Is that the full song?

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  64. Ź√Ҳ says:

    -63 sadly, yes, that’s the full song, I’m still adding to it though, so when ever a great idea that follows it springs into my head, I go write it down.

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  65. Jadestone says:

    58- Who’s that by?

    62- Nice. Keep adding, and show us when you do :)

    Falling Slowly

    I don’t know you
    But I want you
    All the more for that
    Words fall through me
    And always fool me
    And I can’t react
    And games that never amount
    To more than they’re meant
    Will play themselves out

    Take this sinking boat and point it home
    We’ve still got time
    Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
    You’ve made it now

    Falling slowly, eyes that know me
    And I can’t go back
    Moods that take me and erase me
    And I’m painted black
    You have suffered enough
    And warred with yourself
    It’s time that you won

    Take this sinking boat and point it home
    We’ve still got time
    Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
    You’ve made it now

    Take this sinking boat and point it home
    We’ve still got time
    Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
    You’ve made it now
    Falling slowly, sing your melody
    I’ll sing along

    (It’s gone…
    I played the cards to late…
    now you’re gone…)

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  66. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    64- That’s how good songs are made! My friend and I are writing a song together and whenever we get a new idea, we add it. The song will probably end up about 10 minutes long. :P

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  67. Kari says:

    Guilty Pleasure – Cobra Starship.

    And I don’t even know
    What kind of fool you’re taking me for
    So you got some brand new clothes
    You never could afford before
    Oh brother – spare us all
    We don’t care anymore
    We just wanna get down on the floor
    You sell yourself to make it
    You can dish it but can you really take it
    You’re never gonna get it with nothing
    ‘Cause nothing’s what you’ve got in your head
    So stop pretending

    I came here to make you dance tonight
    I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you
    Shut up ‘cause we won’t stop
    We’re getting down ‘til the sun’s coming up
    I came here to make you dance tonight
    I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you
    Shut up ‘cause we won’t stop
    We’re getting down ‘til the sun’s coming up

    And I don’t even read
    What the paper’s gotta say about me
    No, no I can’t believe
    They take it so serious…so seriously
    I’m so bored – oh please, don’t talk anymore
    Shut your mouth and get down on the floor
    So cynical, poor baby
    I can dish it ‘cause I know how to take it
    You’re never gonna win ‘em all
    So **** the kids who can’t take a joke
    (I’m just playing)

    I came here to make you dance tonight
    I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you
    Shut up ‘cause we won’t stop
    We’re getting down ‘til the sun’s coming up
    I came here to make you dance tonight
    I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you
    Shut up ‘cause we won’t stop
    We’re getting down ‘til the sun’s coming up

    And maybe someday I’ll believe
    That we are all a part of some bigger plan
    Tonight I just don’t give a d***
    So if the world is ending, I’m throwing the party

    I came here to make you dance tonight
    I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you
    Shut up ‘cause we won’t stop
    We’re getting down ‘til the sun’s coming up…

    Great song…Cobra’s not amazing lyrically, but the music is awesome.

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  68. ebeth says:

    I’ve just seen a face,
    I can’t forget the time or place
    Where we just met.
    She’s just the girl for me
    And I want all the world to see
    We’ve met
    mmm-mmm-mmm-mm-mm-mmm.

    Had it been another day
    I might have looked the other way
    And I’d have never been aware.
    But as it is I’ll dream of her tonight
    dai-dai-dai-dai-d-dai

    Falling, yes I am falling,
    And she keeps calling
    me back again.

    I have never known
    The like of this, I’ve been alone
    And I have missed things
    And kept out of sight
    But other girls were never quite like this
    mmm-mmm-mmm-mm-mm

    Falling, yes I am falling,
    And she keeps calling
    Me back again.

    Falling, yes I am falling,
    And she keeps calling
    Me back again.

    I’ve just seen a face,
    I can’t forget the time or place
    Where we just met.

    She’s just the girl for me
    And I want all the world to see we’ve met,
    mmm-mmm-mmm-dai-d-dai

    Falling, yes I am falling,
    And she keeps calling
    Me back again.

    Oh, falling, yes I am falling,
    And she keeps calling
    Me back again.

    had that stuck in my head all day…it was annoying me in chem because i couldn’t remember the second half of the second verse, and jacob was unhelpful.

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  69. The Provisional Countess Hypatia says:

    62-That’s quite good. I’ve never had any sort of knack for song lyrics myself, so I am pretty impressed. Its hard to think of anything to say, maybe just add a refrain?

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  70. The Provisional Countess Hypatia says:

    65-A girl in my dance class did a dance based on the Picasso painting “Icarus”, to that music! Its quite a cool song.

    68- I completely and totally ♥ the Beatles! They’re absolutely flamamablamblously froody!

    Uber sorry about the double post! My fingers have been twitching convulsively recently, and I guess one of ’em slipped and hit submit without my knowledge! ( ; ) )

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  71. Ź√Ҳ says:

    nothing new on that song. i don’t have any ideas. :-?

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  72. Pete & Max says:

    Here’s “Hey Bulldog” by the Beatles.
    Sheepdog
    Standing in the rain,
    Bullfrog
    Doing it again
    Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
    What makes you think you’re something special when you smile?

    Child-like
    No one understands,
    Jack knife
    In your sweaty hands,
    Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
    You don’t know what it’s like to listen to your fears.

    You can talk to me
    You can talk to me
    You can talk to me
    If you’re lonely you can talk to me

    Big man
    Walking in the park
    Wigwam
    Frightened of the dark
    Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
    You think you know me but you haven’t got a clue

    You can talk to me
    You can talk to me
    You can talk to me
    If you’re lonely you can talk to me

    [Hey]
    Hey Bulldog
    Hey Bulldog
    Hey Bulldog
    Hey Bulldog
    Hey Bulldog

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  73. groundhog22 says:

    We’re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
    You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We’ve known each other for so long
    Your heart’s been aching, but
    You’re too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what’s been going on
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I’m feeling
    Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    (Oooooooh, Give you up
    Oooooooh, Give you UP)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)

    We’ve known each other for so long
    Your heart’s been aching, but
    You’re too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what’s been going on
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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  74. The Bookworm & Lurline (12 wung points and two B-Day Points!) says:

    Great songs all around!

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  75. Ź√Ҳ says:

    drivin n cryin, anyone?

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  76. MissSwann says:

    73- I saw that song and this immediately got stuck in my head!

    Is there anyone who
    Ever remembers changing there mind from
    The paint on a sign?
    Is there anyone who really recalls
    Ever breaking rank at all
    For something someone yelled real loud one time

    Everyone believes
    In how they think it ought to be
    Everyone believes
    And they’re not going easily

    Belief is a beautiful armor
    But makes for the heaviest sword
    Like punching under water
    You never can hit who you’re trying for

    Some need the exhibition
    And some have to know they tried
    It’s the chemical weapon
    For the war that’s raging on inside

    Everyone believes
    From emptiness to everything
    Everyone believes
    And no ones going quietly

    We’re never gonna win the world
    We’re never gonna stop the war
    We’re never gonna beat this
    If belief is what we’re fighting for

    What puts a hundred thousand children in the sand
    Belief can
    Belief can
    What puts the folded flag inside his mother’s hand
    Belief can
    Belief can

    (John Mayer, ‘Belief’)

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  77. Turquoise, who is extending her name pointlessly says:

    Current favorite song (by Fleetwood Mac:)
    Now here you go again, you say
    You want your freedom,
    Well who am I to keep you down?
    It’s only right that you should play the way you feel it,
    So listen carefully to the sound
    Of your loneliness,
    Like a heartbeat, drives you mad,
    In the stillness of remembering what you had,
    And what you lost,
    And what you had,
    And what you lost,
    Oh thunder only happens when it’s raining,
    Players only love you when they’re playing,
    Say women, they will come and they will go,
    When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know,
    You’ll know…
    Now here I go again, I see
    The crystal visions,
    I keep my visions to myself.
    It’s only me
    Who wants to wrap around your dreams and,
    Have you any dreams you’d like to sell,
    Dreams of loneliness,
    Like a heartbeat, drives you mad,
    In the stillness of remembering what you had,
    And what you lost,
    And what you had,
    And what you lost,
    Oh thunder only happens when it’s raining,
    Players only love you when they’re playing,
    Say women, they will come and they will go,
    When the rain washes you clean, you’ll know,
    You’ll know…
    You’ll know…
    You’ll know…
    OOhhhhh
    You’ll know…

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  78. groundhog22 says:

    76 – That’s the power of the RickRoll.

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  79. Beavo says:

    Stacy’s Mom by the Fountain of Wayne

    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on.

    Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
    (After school)
    We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
    (Hang by the pool)
    Did your mom get back from her business trip,
    (Business trip)
    Is she there, or is she tryin’ to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip,
    (Give me the slip)
    You know I’m not the little boy that I used to be,
    I’m all grown up
    Now, baby can’t you see.

    [Chorus]
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    She’s all I want,
    And I’ve waited for so long,
    Stacy can’t you see,
    You’re just not the girl for me,
    I know it might be wrong,
    But I’m in love with Stacy’s Mom.

    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on.

    Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn,
    (Mowed your lawn)
    Your mom came out with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on,
    (Towel on)
    I could tell she likes me from the way she stared,
    (Way she stared)
    And the way she said, “You missed a spot over ther-e-e-e-re,”
    (Spot over there)
    And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy,
    But since your dad walked out,
    Your mom could use a guy like me.

    [Chorus]
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    She’s all I want,
    And I’ve waited for so long,
    Stacy can’t you see,
    You’re just not the girl for me,
    I know it might be wrong,
    But I’m in love with Stacy’s Mom.

    [Instrumental Section]

    [Chorus]
    Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on,
    (She’s got it going on)
    She’s all I want,
    And I’ve waited for so long,
    (Waited)
    Stacy can’t you see,
    You’re just not the girl for me,
    I know it might be wrong,

    I’m in love with..
    Stacy’s Mom,
    Oh-oh, oh-oh,
    I’m in love with..
    Stacy’s Mom,
    Oh-oh, oh-oh,
    Wait a minute,
    Stacy can’t you see,
    You’re just not the girl for me.
    I know it might be wrong,
    But I’m in love with Stacy’s Mom.

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  80. Ź√Ҳ says:

    new and revised! :-)

    I left it behind
    Never comin’ back again
    Out in this desert
    I never thought I’d need it, my friend.

    I’m searching for a miracle
    Searching for the lyrical
    Which I left back there

    My eyes trained on that hard path
    Bringing me back from the dark
    Rising like the sun, like a lark

    It left me broken
    My only token
    Of what I lost
    There ain’t no slack
    For me

    Light ain’t got no meaning
    My branches leaning
    Right
    Meaning
    Of light

    I’m searching for a miracle
    Searching for the lyrical
    Which I left back there

    A flash of silver
    A flash of silver
    Left me speechless
    Left me lifeless

    Torn between
    You and me

    But it’s like I’m trapped
    In leopards paws
    I feel like I’m trapped
    In steel jaws

    I’m searching for a miracle
    Searching for the lyrical
    Which I left back there

    Better? :mrgreen:

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  81. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About says:

    80- Great! Good work! (See, I knew you’d think of more)

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  82. Ź√Ҳ says:

    yes, I wrote that at eleven p.m. last night. I wasn’t able to get any sleep over my cats loud banging. had to find something to do. I’ve just started on a new one, not sure what it’s called yet though.

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  83. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints, 34 wung points)&Hiejayko says:

    Somewhere Only We Know
    I walked across an empty land,
    I knew the pathway like the back of my hand.
    I felt the earth beneath my feet,
    Sat by the river and it made me complete.
    Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
    I’m getting old and I need something to rely on.
    So tell me when you’re gonna let me in,
    I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.

    I came across a fallen elm tree,
    I felt the branches; are they looking at me?
    Is this the place we used to love?
    Is this the place that I’ve been dreaming of?

    Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
    I’m getting old and I need something to rely on.
    So tell me when you’re gonna let me in,
    I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.
    So if you have a minute why don’t we go,
    Talk about it somewhere only we know?
    This could be the end of everything.
    So why don’t we go, somewhere only we know,
    Somewhere only we know.

    Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
    I’m getting old and I need something to rely on.
    So, tell me when you gonna let me in,
    I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.
    So if you have a minute why don’t we go,
    Talk about it somewhere only we know?
    This could be the end of everything.
    So why don’t we go, so why don’t we go,

    Hmmm yeahh,

    This could be the end of everything.
    So why don’t we go, somewhere only we know,
    Somewhere only we know
    Somewhere only we know

    Is it Any Wonder?
    I.. I always thought that I knew
    I’d always have the right to
    be living in the kingdom of the good and true and so on
    But now I think I was wrong
    and you were laughing along
    And now I look a fool for thinking you were on…

    My side,
    Is it any wonder I’m tired?
    Is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
    Is it any wonder I don’t know what’s right?

    Sometimes it’s hard to know where I stand,
    It’s hard to know where I am,
    Well maybe it’s a puzzle I don’t understand.
    Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m
    stranded in the wrong time
    where love is just a lyric in a children’s rhyme, a soundbite

    Is it any wonder I’m tired?
    Is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
    Is it any wonder I don’t know what’s right?
    Oh, these days, after all the misery you made,
    Is it any wonder that I feel afraid?
    Is it any wonder that I feel betrayed?

    Nothing left inside this old cathedral,
    just the sad, lonely spires,
    How do you make it right?

    Oh, but you try,
    Is it any wonder I’m tired?
    Is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
    Is it any wonder I don’t know what’s right?
    Oh, these days, after all the misery you made,
    Is it any wonder that I feel afraid?
    Is it any wonder that I feel betrayed?

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  84. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    And here’s one by one of my favorite bands, Coldplay. My mom told me about them when I was like, 6.
    This is there new one, “Viva la Vida”
    I used to rule the world
    Seas would rise when I gave the word
    Now in the morning I sweep alone
    Sweep the streets I used to own
    I used to roll the dice
    Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
    Listen as the crowd would sing:
    “Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”
    One minute I held the key
    Next the walls were closed on me
    And I discovered that my castles stand
    Upon pillars of salt, pillars of sand

    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
    Be my mirror my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can not explain
    Once you go there was never, never an honest word
    That was when I ruled the world

    It was the wicked and wild wind
    Blew down the doors to let me in.
    Shattered windows and the sound of drums
    People could not believe what I’d become
    Revolutionaries Wait
    For my head on a silver plate
    Just a puppet on a lonely string
    Oh who would ever want to be king?

    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
    Be my mirror my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can not explain
    I know Saint Peter will call my name
    Never an honest word
    But that was when I ruled the world

    (Ooooh Oooh Oooh)

    Hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
    Be my mirror my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can’t explain
    I know Saint Peter will call my name
    Never an honest word
    But that was when I ruled the world

    Here is their song called “Speed of Sound”
    How long before I get in
    Before it starts before I begin
    How long before you decide
    Before I know what it feels like
    Where to, where do I go?
    If you never try then you’ll never know
    How long do I have to climb
    Up on the side of this mountain of mine

    Look up, I look up at night
    Planets are moving at the speed of light,
    Climb up, up in the trees
    Every chance that you get is a chance you seize
    How long am I gonna stand
    With my head stuck under the sand
    I’ll start before I can stop
    Before I see things the right way up.

    All that noise and all that sound
    All those places I got found
    And birds go flying at the speed of sound
    To show you how it all began
    Birds came flying from the underground
    If you could see it then you’d understand

    Ideas that you’ll never find
    All the inventors could never design
    The buildings that you put up
    Japan and China all lit up
    The sign that I couldn’t read
    or a light, that I couldn’t see
    Some things you have to believe
    While others are puzzles, puzzling me

    All that noise and all that sound
    All those places I got found
    And birds go flying at the speed of sound
    To show you how it all began
    Birds came flying from the underground
    If you could see it then you’d understand
    Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand

    All those signs I knew what they meant,
    Some things you can invent
    Some get made and some get sent ooh-ooh

    And birds go flying at the speed of sound
    To show you how it all began
    Birds came flying from the underground
    If you could see it then you’d understand
    Oh, when you see it then you’ll understand.

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  85. Beavo says:

    My Extra Credit for History. It’s my own verison of We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel

    iPods in ’99, Chris Crocker, Columbine
    OJ Simpson, Shoes and Muffins, Fastest Car

    Wii, Play Station 3, X-Box 360
    MySpace, Facebook, Madonna’s still popular

    *music*

    Star Wars, Spongebob, Mini corn on the cob
    Hollaback Girl, Hips Don’t Lie, Britney Spears

    Lonelygirl15, girls have their sweet sixteen
    Benidict, Youtube, terrorist in airplane fears

    *chorus*
    We didn’t start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world’s been turning
    We didn’t start the fire
    Well, we didn’t light it
    But we tired to fight it

    George Bush is mad, Global Warming is a fad
    Harry Potter, Crank Dat, Arnold the Governator

    Obama vs. Hilary, Iranian artillery
    Anthrax Letters, Colombia, see ya later!

    Yahoo, Gordon Brown, AOL, Reeve’s down
    Indiana Jones four, OMG TXT

    VT Shootings, Saddam’s execution
    PETA, Katrina, 9/11, DVDs

    *chorus*

    Bill Clinton Scandal, American Idol
    Darfur Conflict, Al Queda, Backstreet Boys

    Dolly the sheep clone, Runescape and the word Pwn
    Google, IM, Recall of Chinese toys

    *different music*

    Avril, NSYNC, Lil’ John, Unk and P!NK
    LOTR, Pluto, Texas Polygamist Cult

    iPhone, Rita, Condoleezza
    Iraq War, Goodbye to Pope John Paul

    *chorus*

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  86. NerdAndProudOf It, addicted to Sherlock Holmes. says:

    Virus Alert-

    Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
    Really want to give you a warning
    ‘Cause I found out this morning
    ‘Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
    If you should get any mail with the
    subject: “Stinky Cheese”
    Better not go taking your chances
    Under no circumstances
    Should you open it or else it will
    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record “Gigli”
    Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

    (Look out!) It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
    (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
    (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you

    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody

    Soon, very soon, it will make all the
    paint peel off your walls
    It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
    Then it will tie up your phone making
    prank long distance calls
    It’ll set your clocks back an hour
    And start hogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
    Legally change your name to Reggie
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
    [ Find more Lyrics at http://www.mp3lyrics.org/bVy ]

    (Look out!) It’s gonna melt your face right off of your skull
    (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes
    while you’re tryin’ to sleep
    (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
    (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
    That’s right, it’s a…

    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

    If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
    So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn…

    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
    Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
    Then burn all the clothes you may have
    worn any time you were online

    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Virus alert
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
    What are you waiting for?
    Just hurry up and forward this to every
    single person that you know
    Hit… send… right… now

    I suggest everyone watch the YouTube video. It is purely awesome.

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  87. iŹ√Ҳ! (11 piepoints) says:

    Fly Me Courageous by drivin n cryin.

    I’ve got you on the loose
    I left you groovin’
    I’ve got you on the beat
    I left you broken
    But won’t you take my place
    Since long I wandered
    Way out on a cliff
    With the brilliance of an angel

    So fly me
    Courageous
    So fly me
    Courageous

    Mother America is brandishing her weapons
    She keeps me safe an warm
    by threats and misconceptions
    So if you break the chains
    You’ll have to shake me
    And if you break my heart
    You’ll have to take me

    Whoa lady, won’t you take it easy
    Push…Me…Out…Of…
    Whoa won’t you take it easy lady
    Push…Me…out…of…

    Whoa won’t you take it easy lady
    Push…Me…out…of…

    (guitar solo)
    So Fly me
    Courageous

    I heard your whispers
    from the bottom of the canyon
    It’s not so hard to hide the rattlesnake’s confusion
    Wrap me high in the sky
    Circle me with stallions
    She flew from peak to peak
    with the freedom of an eagle

    So fly me
    Courageous
    So fly me
    Courageous

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  88. KaiYves says:

    These Dreams, by Heart:
    Spare a little candle, save some light for me. Figures
    Up ahead, moving in the trees. White skin in linen,
    Perfume on my wrist, and the full moon that hangs over
    These dreams in the mist.

    CHORUS
    These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
    Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
    Sleep when it’s cold outside, every moment I’m awake,
    The further I’m away.

    Is it cloak and dagger, could it be Spring or Fall? I
    Walk without a cut through a stained-glass wall.
    Weaker in my eyesight, a candle in my grip, and words
    That have no form are falling from my lips.

    CHORUS
    These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
    Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
    Sleep when it’s cold outside, every moment I’m awake,
    The further I’m away.

    BRIDGE
    There’s something out there I can’t resist. I need to
    Hide away from the pain. There’s something out there
    I can’t resist.

    The sweetest song is silence that I’ve ever heard.
    Funny how your feet in dreams never touch the Earth.
    In a wood full of princes, freedom is a kiss. But the
    Prince hides his face from dreams in the mist.

    CHORUS
    These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
    Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
    Sleep when it’s cold outside, every moment I’m awake,
    The further I’m away.

    CHORUS
    These dreams go on when I close my eyes. Every second
    Of the night, I live another life. These dreams that
    Sleep when it’s cold outside, every moment I’m awake,
    The further I’m away.

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  89. Jadestone says:

    Third Planet
    Modest Mouse

    Everything that keeps me together is falling apart,
    I’ve got this thing that I consider my only art of f****** people over
    My boss just quit the job says he’s goin’ out to find blind spots and he’ll do it
    The 3rd Planet is sure that they’re being watched
    by an eye in the sky that can’t be stopped
    When you get to the promise land
    your gonna shake that eye’s hand

    Your heart felt good it was drippin’ pitch and made of wood
    And your hands and knees felt cold and wet on the grass to me
    Well outside naked, shiverin’ looking blue, from the cold sunlight that’s reflected off the moon and
    Baby cum angels fly around you reminding you we used to be three and not just two

    And that’s how the world began
    And that’s how the world will end

    Well a 3rd had just been made and we were swimming in the water,
    didn’t know then was it a son was it a daughter
    When it occurred to me that the animals are swimming around
    in the water in the oceans in our bodies and another had been found
    another ocean on the planet given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
    And how

    Well the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
    if you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were
    And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
    if you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were

    And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth.

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  90. Beatlesrockr (10 piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    RANDOM LYRICS I WROTE

    How did you know?
    Why would you care?
    Why would you follow me,
    down this path?
    Don’t ever try ever again
    a life of misery
    branches scrape my face
    trees standing beside
    are they looking at me?
    are they looking at me?

    (chorus)
    Every day I walk down to the river
    where we used to sit
    but now I’m the only one
    you took a different path
    I’m standing there alone

    I hear birds chirping, watch a little bunny go by
    a fox with a mouse in it’s mouth
    oh my

    the river rushing past me
    wind in my hair
    how could this be?
    why did you leave me?
    why did you leave me?

    did you know this would happen?
    I turn it inside out
    I spin it round and round
    tryin to find the reason it happened

    but still I stand there
    looking for that little clue
    oh why oh why
    I could have said
    no, it wasn’t you

    (chorus)
    Every day I walk down to the river
    where we used to sit
    but now I’m the only one
    you took a different path
    I’m standing there alone

    I hear birds chirping, watch a little bunny go by
    a fox with a mouse in it’s mouth
    oh my

    the river rushing past me
    wind in my hair
    how could this be?
    why did you leave me?
    why did you leave me?

    That’s what I got so far. You like it?
    And I’m not Emo. Random lyrics, no inspiration.

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  91. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints)&Hiejayko says:

    Nobody is really posting anymore. Are they?

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  92. ZVX says:

    yeah…it’s a fleetingly posted thread…HEY, it’s not the 11th, it’s the twelfth!

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  93. Jadestone says:

    In the last second of life, they’re gonna show you how
    How they run this show, sure, run it into the ground
    The stars are projectors, yeah
    Projectin’ our lives down to this planet Earth
    The stars are projectors, yeah
    Projectin’ our minds down to this planet Earth
    Everyone wants a double feature
    They wanna be their own damn teacher, and how
    All the stars are projectors, yeah
    Projectin’ our lives down to this planet Earth
    It’s all about moderate climates
    You gotta be cold and be hot for sure
    It’s all about the moderate climates
    You wanna be blessed and be cursed for sure
    All the stars are projectors, yeah
    Projectin’ our lives down to this planet Earth [x2]
    Everyone wants a double feature
    They want to be in their own damn teacher, and how
    All the stars are projectors, yeah
    Projectin’ our lives down to this planet Earth
    You’ve got the harder part, You’ve got the kinder heart
    And it’s true
    I’ve got the easy part, I’ve got the harder heart
    Aint this true
    Right wing, left wing, chicken wing
    It’s built on findin’ the easier ways through
    God is a woman and the woman is
    An animal that animals man, and that’s you
    Was there a need for creation?
    That was hiden in a math equation
    And that’s this:

    Where do circles begin?

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  94. Miss Inpronouncable, previously known as NAPOI says:

    Does anyone on this thread actually read what others post? Or do people just post for the pleasure of posting?

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  95. POSOC with 5 BP and 60 IWP says:

    94- I read them.

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  96. Jadestone says:

    I read all of them. Occasionally I listen to a song, if I really like the lyrics. But then sometimes the music disappoints me.

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  97. belle jeune chose says:

    Can I ask you a question please
    Promise you won’t laugh at me
    Honestly I’m standing here
    Afraid I’ll be betrayed.
    As twisted as it seems, I only fear love when it’s in my dreams
    So let the morning light come in and let the darkness fade away
    Chorus:
    Can you turn my black roses red?
    Can you turn my black roses red?

    Drowning in my loneliness
    How long must I hold my breath
    So much emptiness inside I could fill the deepest sea
    I reach to the sky as the moon looks on
    One last year has come and gonne
    It’s time to let your love rain down on me

    Can you turn my black roses red? (x3)
    Cuz
    I’m feelin like I’ll blame it on love (x6)

    Can you turn my black roses red? (x3)
    Cuz I’m feelin like I’ll blame in on love
    I’m feeling like I’ll blame it on love (until fades)

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  98. KaiYves says:

    Fire and Rain:
    Just yesterday morning they let me know you were gone
    Susan the plans they made put an end to you
    I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song
    I just can’t remember who to send it to

    I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain
    I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
    I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
    But I always thought that I’d see you again

    Won’t you look down upon me, Jesus
    You’ve got to help me make a stand
    You’ve just got to see me through another day
    My body’s aching and my time is at hand
    And I won’t make it any other way

    Oh, I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain
    I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
    I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
    But I always thought that I’d see you again

    Been walking my mind to an easy time my back turned towards the sun
    Lord knows when the cold wind blows it’ll turn you head around
    Well, there’s hours of time on the telephone line to talk about things to come
    Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground

    Oh, I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain
    I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
    I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
    But I always thought that I’d see you, baby, one more time again, now
    Thought I’d see you one more time again

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  99. Brendan The Science Whiz/Fforde Ffan says:

    The Elements
    (© 1959, Lehrer Records.)
    There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
    And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
    Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
    And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
    And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
    And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
    There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
    And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
    And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
    And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.
    There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
    And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
    And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
    Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.
    And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
    Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
    And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
    And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
    There’s sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium,
    And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
    And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium,
    And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
    These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha’vard,
    And there may be many others, but they haven’t been discavard.

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  100. shadowfire says:

    Time After Time
    I’m lying in my bed,
    I hear the clock tick, and think of you.
    Caught up in circles,
    Confusion is nothing new.
    Flashback, warm nights,
    Almost left behind.
    Suitcase of memories, time after.

    Sometimes you picture me,
    I’m walking too far ahead.
    You’re calling to me,
    I can’t hear what you have said.
    Then you say, go slow,
    I fall behind.
    The second hand unwinds

    Chorus-
    If you’re lost, you can look, and you will find me,
    Time after time.
    If you fall, I will catch you, I’ll be waiting,
    Time after time.
    If you’re lost, you can look, and you will find me,
    Time after time.
    If you fall, I will catch you, I’ll be waiting,
    Time after time.

    *music*

    After my picture fades, and darkness
    Has turned to gray.
    Watching through windows, you’re wondering
    If I’m okay.
    Secrets, stolen, from deep inside.
    The drum beats out of time.

    Chorus

    Time after time… (repeated any number of times.)

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  101. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints)&Hiejayko and JOHN (hehe, MissSwann....) says:

    I’m trying to make some new lyrics…

    here’s what I have (not edited just.. i don’t know) (I also have to think up a name. Has to be a girls name. For now I’ll just replace it with _____)

    Lots before, in different places
    you’ve see her smile
    your heart races
    ______, oh sweet _____

    Another girl
    maybe not
    for she loves him quite a lot
    _____, oh sweet ______

    remember how it is
    only one girl
    can be his
    and it is that _____ girl
    that spectacular,wonderful, angel of a girl
    _____, oh sweet, ______

    You see her walkin’ down the street
    and your eyes meet
    she breaks your heart in two
    she says
    “How are you?”

    Her eyes look maybe red
    she looks sad
    like her mom’s dead
    you realize what it is
    you get mad
    like soda you fizz
    that _____ girl, is not loved anymore
    at least of what she knows
    a girl so many people adore
    she was soaked with a hose
    her lover washed down
    nows your chance to turn it around
    ______ that sweet ______ could be yours!

    Lots before, in different places
    you’ve see her smile
    your heart races
    ______, oh sweet _____

    Another girl
    maybe not
    for now she loves you quite a lot
    _____, oh sweet ______

    In another time
    you hear her say the words
    I love you
    and the birds
    they fly about
    and no doubt
    you love her back

    okay, I have to try and think of more…
    any ideas about the name? Jenny was a good filler for me…

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  102. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints)&Hiejayko and JOHN says:

    nobody comes on this thread much, do they?

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  103. The Guy Your Parents Warned You About (200 piepoints, 14 wung points) says:

    101/102- That’s a really good song, and nobody does seem to be showing up.

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  104. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints)&Hiejayko and JOHN says:

    103- Why thankyou.
    And your right, nobody really does show up…

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  105. iŹ√Ҳ! (411 piepoints, 47 brain points) says:

    ah well, I’m still lurking. ;)

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  106. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints, 1 Wung)&Hiejayko says:

    Well, ladies and gentlemen, nobody has posted sine the third, and it is now the ninth. I guess I’ll wait furthermore.
    I was thinking about the name Jenny. It fits in.

    And in her eyes you see nothing
    no sign of love behind her tears

    The two of us, wearin’ raincoats
    standing solo
    in, the, sun

    the two of us Sunday drivin’
    not arrivin’

    Urgh, for some reason I’m depressed right now and can’t think. I can’t remember both songs lyrics! One song I can remember (oddly) is the Mr.Rogers song, I Want to Be Your Neighbor or something like that. I can’t get it outta my head….

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  107. Cat's Meow says:

    This song is so true for me right now…

    Desperate for changing
    Starving for truth
    I’m closer to where I started
    Chasing after you
    I’m falling even more in love with you
    Letting go of all I’ve held onto
    I’m standing here until you make me move
    I’m hanging by a moment here with you

    Forgetting all I’m lacking
    Completely incomplete
    I’ll take your invitation
    You take all of me now…

    I’m falling even more in love with you
    Letting go of all I’ve held onto
    I’m standing here until you make me move
    I’m hanging by a moment here with you
    I’m living for the only thing I know
    I’m running and not quite sure where to go
    And I don’t know what I’m diving into
    Just hanging by a moment here with you

    There’s nothing else to lose
    There’s nothing else to find
    There’s nothing in the world
    That can change my mind
    There is nothing else
    There is nothing else
    There is nothing else

    Desperate for changing
    Starving for truth
    I’m closer to where I started
    Chasing after you….

    I’m falling even more in love with you
    Letting go of all I’ve held onto
    I’m standing here until you make me move
    I’m hanging by a moment here with you
    I’m living for the only thing I know
    I’m running and not quite sure where to go
    And I don’t know what I’m diving into
    Just hanging by a moment here with you

    Just hanging by a moment (here with you)
    Hanging by a moment (here with you)
    Hanging by a moment here with you

    ♥♥♥

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  108. Kokonilly says:

    I have this stuck in my head right now…

    Picture yourself in a boat on a river
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
    Towering over your head
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
    And she’s gone

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh…

    Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
    Where rocking-horse people eat marshmallow pies
    Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
    That grow so incredibly high

    Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
    Waiting to take you away
    Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
    And you’re gone

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh…

    Picture yourself on a train in a station
    With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
    Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
    The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh…

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh…

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh…

    Hopefully, it’s in your head now, too.

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  109. Beatlesrockr(10piepoints, 1 wung) and Hiejayko says:

    Oh, yay there are people here!
    “I’m Looking Through You”
    I’m looking through you, where did you go
    I thought I knew you, what did I know
    You don’t look different, but you have changed
    I’m looking through you, you’re not the same

    Your lips are moving, I cannot hear
    Your voice is soothing, but the words aren’t clear
    You don’t sound different, I’ve learned the game.
    I’m looking through you, you’re not the same

    Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right?
    Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight

    You’re thinking of me, the same old way
    You were above me, but not today
    The only difference is you’re down there
    I’m looking through you, and you’re nowhere

    Why, tell me why, did you not treat me right?
    Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight

    I’m looking through you, where did you go
    I thought I knew you, what did I know
    You don’t look different, but you have changed
    I’m looking through you, you’re not the same

    Yeah! Oh baby you changed!
    Aah! I’m looking through you!
    Yeah! I’m looking through you!
    You changed, you changed, you changed!

    “Wait”
    It’s been a long time
    Now I’m coming back home
    I’ve been away now
    Oh how I’ve been alone
    Wait till I come back to your side
    We’ll forget the tears we’ve cried

    But if your heart breaks
    Don’t wait, turn me away
    And if your heart’s strong
    Hold on, I won’t delay
    Wait till I come back to your side
    We’ll forget the tears we’ve cried

    I feel as though
    You ought to know
    That I’ve been good
    As good as I can be
    And if you do
    I’ll trust in you
    And know that you
    Will wait for me

    It’s been a long time
    Now I’m coming back home
    I’ve been away now
    Oh how I’ve been alone
    Wait till I come back to your side
    We’ll forget the tears we’ve cried

    I feel as though
    You ought to know
    That I’ve been good
    As good as I can be
    And if you do
    I’ll trust in you
    And know that you
    Will wait for me

    But if your heart breaks
    Don’t wait, turn me away
    And if your heart’s strong
    Hold on, I won’t delay
    Wait till I come back to your side
    We’ll forget the tears we’ve cried

    It’s been a long time
    Now I’m coming back home
    I’ve been away now
    Oh, how I’ve been alone

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  110. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    *sigh* this thread will stay for ever young and will not die, will it?
    Anyway, I’m writing a new song, I have no lyrics, I might not even make any. It kind of a soft piano song, I’m trying to see what will work on the guitar with it.

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  111. Kari says:

    I wrote a parody of the song Sky Is Over by Serj Tankian.

    “Pie Is Over”

    Everybody knows
    Everybody knows
    That you crave the whipped cream
    Living in the hunger
    Pie is over

    Can’t you hear my stomach grumble?
    Nearly starving, start to mumble

    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Someone out there might get hurt
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over

    Behind closed doors lie
    The pies ready to be eaten too
    Are you starving with me
    And all of my dinnermates
    Your not-so-gentle persuasion
    Has been known get you anything
    But somehow, but tonight, the pie is over

    Can’t you hear my stomach grumble?
    Nearly starving, start to mumble

    lalala lalalalalala
    lalala lalalalalala

    Not even for the cream (lalala lalalalalala)
    Not even for the cream (lalala lalalalalala)
    Not even for the cream
    Don’t you want me to eat?

    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Someone out there might get hurt
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Someone out there might get hurt
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over
    Someone out there might get hurt
    The pie is over
    Even though there’s no dessert
    The pie is over

    The pie is over…ugh

    It’s about someone who would normally call out for dessert, but for some reason he isn’t, and everyone else is starving and wants their pie but he doesn’t ask for it. If that makes sense.

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  112. KaiYves says:

    111- Very good!

    Gather ’round while I sing you of Victor Von Doom-
    Poor singer never made it past there.

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  113. *continues, extemporizing to the tune of Tom Lehrer’s song “Wernher von Braun”*

    “The man from Latveria
    With a cast-iron exterior.
    Displaying his brilliance takes plenty of room,
    So he longs for world conquest, does Victor Von Doom.”

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  114. Cat's Meow says:

    I love tihs song’s verses. The chorus? Not so much…

    You can spend your whole life building
    Something from nothin’
    One storm can come and blow it all away
    Build it anyway

    You can chase a dream
    That seems so out of reach
    And you know it might not ever come your way
    Dream it anyway

    God is great
    But sometimes life ain’t good
    And when I pray
    It doesn’t always turn out like I think it should
    But I do it anyway
    I do it anyway

    This world’s gone crazy
    It’s hard to believe
    That tomorrow will be better than today
    Believe it anyway

    You can love someone with all your heart
    For all the right reasons
    In a moment they can choose to walk away
    Love ’em anyway

    God is great
    But sometimes life ain’t good
    And when I pray
    It doesn’t always turn out like I think it should
    But I do it anyway
    Yea – I do it anyway

    You can pour your soul out singing
    A song you believe in
    That tomorrow they’ll forget you ever sang
    Sing it anyway
    Yea, sing it anyway
    Yeah, yeah!

    I sing
    I dream
    I love anyway

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  115. KaiYves says:

    113- Ha, ha!

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  116. iŹ√Ҳ! (411 piepoints 47 brain points) says:

    A favorite song, by LIVE, a truly awesome band.

    Battleflag on the bassonet
    Oil and blood on the bayonnet
    Crowded downstairs
    hit the floor
    What are we fighting for?

    *repeat*

    The world got smaller but the bombs got bigger
    Holocaust on a hairpin trigger
    Ain’t no game so forget the score
    What are we fighting for?

    *repeat*

    What will I tell my daughter
    What will you tell your son
    That we’re nothing but faceless generations
    What are we fighting for?

    *repeat*

    The crucifix ain’t no baseball bat
    Tell me what kinda god is that
    There ain’t nothin’ more godless
    Than a war
    So what are we fighting for??

    *repeat*

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  117. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    Instant Pie’s gonna get you,
    Gonna hit you right on the head,
    You better get yourself together,
    Pretty soon you’re gonna be pied,
    What in the musiverse you thinking of,
    Laughing in the face of Muse,
    What on earth you tryin’ to do,
    It’s up to you, yeah you.

    Instant Pie’s gonna hit you,
    Gonna pie you right in the face,
    Better get yourself together darlin’,
    Join the muser race,
    How in the world you gonna see,
    Laughin’ at fools like me,
    Who on earth d’you think you are,
    A muse,
    Well, right you are.

    Well we all love pie,
    Like kokopelli and the Musers and I
    Well we all love pie
    Ev’ryone come on.

    Instant Pie’s gonna get you,
    Gonna pie you off your feet,
    Better recognize your brothers,
    Ev’ryone you meet,
    Why in the musiverse are we here,
    Surely not to live in pain and fear,
    Why on earth are you there,
    When you’re ev’rywhere,
    Come and get your share.

    Well we all love pie,
    Like kokopelli and the musers and the I,
    Yeah we all love pie,
    Come on and on and on on on,
    Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah-.

    Well we all love pie,
    Like kokopelli and the musers and I,
    Yeah we all love pie,
    On and on and on on and on.

    Well we all love pie,
    Like kokopelli and the musers and I.
    Well we all love pie,
    Like the Kokopelli and the musers and I.
    Yeah we all love pie,
    Like kokopelli and the musers and I.

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  118. KaiYves says:

    The trouble is, more things rhyme with “Braun” than “Doom”.

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  119. Oh, there are plenty of rhymes for “Doom.”

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  120. Midnight Fiddler (she of the 2 spdzk and 500 PiePoints) says:

    Umm, like……..BOOM!!! (sorry, I couldn’t resist that one!)
    Or, “plume”, I guess. I can’t rhyme things to save my life.

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  121. KaiYves says:

    120- Already used boom for the end of the second verse:
    “When their (The Fantastic Four’s) rocket went up, I wish they’d gone boom!”
    “But someday I’ll get them.” Says Victor Von Doom.

    I can’t think of anything that matches the “hypocritical/apolitical” one, either.

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  122. *improvising*
    “Vic has good reason to wallow in gloom.
    What makes him most mis’able
    Is a woman invisible.
    Since Sue and Reed Richards became bride and groom,
    He’s sworn to possess her for Victor Von Doom.”

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  123. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    Hehe, I made up a tiny song about my dog to the tune of “Super Trouper”
    Tonight the
    Super Pooper (insert dogs name here)s is gonna find me
    Like she always does
    I’m gonna have to pick it up
    Feeling like a janitor
    Tonight the
    Super Poopers fumes are gonna kill me
    And I’ll still feel blue
    Like I always do
    ‘Cause somewhere in the grass there’s poo
    *falls down laughing* it’s so incredibly stupid!

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  124. Kokonilly says:

    Here’s a REALLY ANNOYING SONG.

    Teacher (insanely perky): Gooooooooood morning!
    Kids (also insanely perky): Good morning!
    Teacher: How are you?
    Kids: Just fine!
    Teacher: Now that we’re together, learning is so much funner, the more kids the better, so come on everyone!
    Teacher: Goooooooooooood morning!
    Kids: Good morning!
    Teacher: How are you?
    Kids: Just fine!
    Both: Howdy hello how do you do today!

    Repeat a bunch of times.

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  125. Random Kokopelli_97 says:

    The Barney Song…
    I hate you
    You hate me
    Lets get together and kill Barney
    With a great big ax and a wrecking ball too
    Won’t you say you’ll kill him too.

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  126. Kokonilly says:

    125 – :roll: :roll: :roll:

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  127. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    Another Barney song:
    A B C D E F G
    Barney is my enemy
    Stick a pistol up his nose
    Pull the trigger
    and he blows!
    A B C D E F G
    Barney is now dead
    yay me!
    Than there’s that annoying Mount Rushmore Barney song that I’d rather not sing.

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  128. Beavo (I Haz 16 spdzk Points) says:

    Yay! AFI!

    Love Like Winter.

    Warn your warmth to turn away,
    Here it’s December,
    Everyday. [small girlish echo:] I like that

    Press your lips to the sculptures,
    And surely you’ll stay. [distant:] love like winter

    For of sugar and ice,
    I am made. I am made

    It’s in the blood,
    It’s in the blood.
    I met my love before I was born.
    He wanted love,
    I taste of blood.
    He bit my lip, and drank my war,
    From years before, from years before.

    She exhales vanilla lace,
    I barely dreamt her, yesterday. [echo:] yesterday
    Read the lines in the mirror through,
    The lipstick trace.
    Por siempre

    She said “It seems you’re somewhere, far away” to his face.

    It’s in the blood,
    It’s in the blood.
    I met my love before I was born.
    She wanted love,
    I taste of blood.
    She bit my lip, and drank my war,
    From years before, from years before.

    Love Like Winter.

    Love Like Winter.

    Winter.
    Three, four

    It’s in the blood,
    It’s in the blood.
    I met my love before I was born.
    He wanted love,
    I taste of blood.
    He bit my lip, and drank my war,
    From years before, from years before.
    From years before.

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  129. KaiYves says:

    Fire in the Sky:

    Prometheus, they say, brought God’s fire down to man.
    And we’ve caught it, tamed it, trained it since our history began.
    Now we’re going back to heaven just to look him in the eye,
    And there’s a thunder ‘cross the land, and a fire in the sky.

    Gagarin was the first, back in nineteen sixty-one,
    When like Icarus, undaunted, he climbed to reach the Sun.
    And he knew he might not make it, for it’s never hard to die —
    But he lifted off the pad, and rode a fire in the sky!

    Yet a higher goal was calling, and we vowed to reach it soon.
    And we gave ourselves a decade to put fire on the Moon.
    And Apollo told the world, “We can do it if we try,”
    And there was one small step — and a fire in the sky!

    I dreamed last night of a little boy’s first spaceflight.
    Turned into me, watching a black and white TV.
    There was a fire in the sky, I’ll remember until I die.
    A fire in the sky…a fire in the sky!

    Then two decades from Gagarin, twenty years to the day,
    Came a shuttle named Columbia to open up the way.
    And they said she’s just a truck — but she’s a truck that’s aiming high.
    See her big jets burning, see her fire in the sky!

    Yet the gods do not give lightly of the powers they have made,
    And with Challenger and seven, once again the price is paid.
    Though a nation watched her falling, yet a world could only cry
    As they passed from us to glory, riding fire in the sky.

    Now the rest is up to us, and there’s a future to be won.
    We must turn our faces outward, we will do what must be done.
    For no cradle lasts forever, every bird must learn to fly.
    And we’re going to the stars — see our fire in the sky!
    Yes, we’re going to the stars — see our fire in the sky!

    Quite possibly the best space song ever.

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  130. TNÖ says:

    “My Immortal”, by Evanescence

    I’m so tired of being here
    Suppressed by all my childish fears
    And if you have to leave
    I wish that you would just leave
    ‘Cause your presence still lingers here
    And it won’t leave me alone

    These wounds won’t seem to heal
    This pain is just to real
    There’s just to much that time can not erase

    When you cried I’d
    Wipe away all of your tears
    When you’d scream I’d
    Fight away all of your fears
    And I held your hand through
    All of these years
    And you still have
    All of me

    You used to captivate me
    By your resonating light
    Now I’m bound by the life you left behind
    Your face it haunts
    My once pleasant dreams
    Your voice it chased away
    All the sanity in me

    These wounds won’t seem to heal
    This pain is just to real
    There’s just to much that time cannot erase

    When you cried I’d
    Wipe away all of your tears
    When you’d scream I’d
    Fight away all of your fears
    And I held your hand
    Through all of these years
    And you still have
    All of me

    And I’ve tried so hard
    To tell myself that you’re gone
    But though you’re still with me
    I’ve been been alone
    I’m alone

    When you cried I’d
    Wipe away all of your tears
    When you’d scream I’d
    Fight away all of your fears
    And I held your hand
    Through all of these years
    And you still have
    All of me…

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  131. KaiYves says:

    STAR FIRE
    Three men sit tensely waiting for the dawn;
    The brilliant burst of fire that will carry them on.
    The anticipation grows
    For the crew that waits below
    In the endless, breathless hours
    Before the dawn.

    Star Fire…Star Fire!
    Bear my soul to touch the universe beyond.

    Ten thousand hands to build the shining shell.
    It took a dozen years and love to build it well.
    Everyone who touched its birth,
    Though they be bound on Earth,
    Will be with the astronauts that in her dwell.

    Star Fire…Star Fire!
    It’s singing in my blood; I know it well.

    We can know the promise of the stars,
    Seeking ‘till we find that heritage is ours.
    And with hearts both true and bold,
    We will face what we behold
    When we seek to find our answer in the stars.

    Star Fire…Star Fire!
    The promise of the universe is ours.

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  132. ☮iŹ√Ҳ! (411 piepoints 47 brain points)☮ says:

    Like A Soldier:
    +LIVE+

    I just come down from the mountain
    a happy man
    turned on the television,
    should of chewed off my hand
    I’m sick of all the false glory
    “in god we trust”
    show me one dollar bill that hasn’t
    passed through the cuss

    And if you break my will
    I will come back again to destroy everything
    you stood for oh!

    I will go on like a soldier
    through the storms of love
    and I take you back,
    take you away from here my friend
    and charge you up again
    and charge you up again

    We just come down from the mountain
    where the breezes were blowin
    and everything was growin
    like some tree in the bush
    still I gotta live my life here with some pretty scary bretheren
    but now I’m a rebel on a mission, baby
    to live and die by my smile

    And if you break my will
    I will come back again to destroy everything
    you stood for….oh yeah!

    I will go on like a soldier
    through the storms of love
    and I take you back,
    take you away
    from here my friend
    and charge you up again
    charge you up again
    charge you up again, yeah

    let’s go to ray’s, not to pizza hut
    let’s go to the pig, not to starbux
    let’s vote for Nader, what are we waitin’ for?
    I’m gonna live to be a hundred and sixty four to the crib
    then back to the studio
    to write a song so good make a midget grow
    from the north pole, down to Mexico if you don’t know the words, f*** it!
    let’s go!

    I will go on like a soldier
    through the storms of love
    and I take you back,
    take you away
    from here my friend
    and charge you up again
    charge you up again
    charge you up again
    charge you up again…

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  133. TNÖ says:

    Perfect by nature
    Icons of self-indulgence
    Just what we all need
    More lies about a world that

    Never was and never will be
    Have you no shame?
    Don’t you see me?
    You know you’ve got everybody fooled

    Look here she comes now
    Bow down and stare in wonder
    Oh how we love you
    No flaws when you’re pretending
    But now I know she

    Never was and never will be
    You don’t know how you betrayed me
    And somehow you’ve got everybody fooled

    Without the mask
    Where will you hide
    Can’t find yourself
    Lost in your lie

    I know the truth now
    I know who you are
    And I don’t love you any more

    It never was and never will be
    You don’t know how you’ve betrayed me
    And somehow you’ve got everybody fooled

    Never was and never will be
    You’re not real and you can’t save me
    And somehow now you’re everybody’s fool

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  134. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    It Was A Lover And His Lass

    It was a lover and his lass
    With a hey and a ho and a hey non-ni-no
    With a hey non-ni non-ni-no
    That o’er the green cornfield did pass
    In spring time in spring time
    In spring time, the only pretty ring time
    When the birds do sing, Hey ding-a-ding-a ding
    Hey ding-a ding-a-ding
    Hey ding-ading-a-ding
    Sweet lovers love the Spring.

    Between the acres of the rye
    With a hey and a ho and a hey non-ni-no
    And a hey non-ni-no, non-ni-no
    These pretty country folks would lie
    In spring time in spring time
    In spring time, the only pretty ring time
    When the birds do sing, Hey ding-a-ding-a ding
    Hey ding-a ding-a-ding
    Hey ding-ading-a-ding
    Sweet lovers love the Spring.

    And therefore take the present time
    With a hey and a ho and a hey non-ni-no
    And a hey non-ni-no, non-ni-no
    For love is crowned with the prime
    In spring time in spring time
    In spring time, the only pretty ring time
    When the birds do sing, Hey ding-a-ding-a ding
    Hey ding-a ding-a-ding
    Hey ding-ading-a-ding
    Sweet lovers love the Spring.

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  135. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    This is one of my new favorite songs. Anyone know Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog?

    This is: Bad Horse (the Application)

    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse

    He rides across the nation
    The thoroughbred of sin
    He got the application
    You just sent in

    It needs evaluation
    So let the games begin
    A heinous crime, a show of force
    A murder would be nice of course

    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse
    Bad Horse
    He’s Bad

    The Evil League of Evil
    Is watching so beware
    The grade that you receive
    Will be your last we swear

    So make the Bad Horse gleeful
    Or he’ll make you his mare….

    You’re saddled up
    There’s no recourse
    It’s Hi-Ho Silver
    Signed Bad Horse

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  136. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Yet another Dr. Horrible song. My favorite one.
    This is a two-singer song, so P is singer 2 and H is singer 1.

    On The Rise

    H:Any dolt with half a brain
    Can see that humankind has gone insane
    To the point where I don’t know if I’ll upset the status quo
    If I throw poison in the water main.

    Listen close to everybody’s heart
    And hear that breaking sound
    Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
    And crashing to the ground

    I cannot believe my eyes
    How the world’s filled with filth and lies
    but it’s plain to see evil inside of me
    is on the rise.

    P: Look around
    We’re living with the lost and found
    Just when you feel you’ve almost drowned
    You find yourself on solid ground

    And you believe there’s good in everybody’s heart
    Keep it safe and sound
    With hope you can do your part
    To turn a life around

    I cannot believe my eyes
    Is the world finally growing wise
    Because it seems to me some kind of harmony
    Is on the rise

    H: Anyone with half a brain
    P: Take it slow

    H: Could spend their whole life howling in pain
    P: He looks at me and seems to know

    H: Because the dark is everywhere and
    P: The things that I’m afraid to show

    H: Penny doesn’t seem to care that soon the dark in me is all that will remain
    P: and suddenly I feel this glow

    H: Listen close to everybody’s heart
    P: And I believe there’s good in everybody’s heart

    H: and hear that breaking sound
    P: keep it safe and sound

    H: Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
    P: With hope you can do your part

    H: And crashing to the ground
    P: To turn a life around

    H: I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s filled with filth and lies
    P:I cannot believe my eyes how the world’s finally growing wise

    H: But it’s plain to see evil inside of me is on the rise
    P: And it’s plain to see rapture inside of me is on the rise

    I am going to triple-post for song number 3…

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  137. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Songs 3 and 4:

    Brand New Day:
    This appeared as a moral dilemma
    Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
    The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
    It’s true I was vague on the ‘How’
    so how can it be that you have shown me the light?

    It’s a brand new day
    And the sun is high
    All the birds are singing
    That you’re gonna die

    How I hesitated
    Now I wonder why
    It’s a brand new day

    All the times that you beat me unconscious I’ll forgive
    All the crimes Incomplete, listen honestly I’ll live
    Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Knowitall is through
    Now my future’s so bright and I owe it all to you Who showed me the light

    It’s a brand new me
    I’ve got no remorse
    Now the water’s rising but I know the course
    I’m gonna shock the world
    Gonna Show Bad Horse
    It’s a Brand New Day

    And Penny will see the evil me
    Not a joke not a dork not a failure
    And she may cry but her tears will dry
    When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.

    It’s a brand new day
    Yeah the sun is high
    All the angels sing
    Because you’re gonna die

    Go ahead and laugh
    Yeah I’m a funny guy
    Tell everyone goodbye
    It’s a brand new day

    Bad Horse Phonecall (Go Kill Someone):
    He saw the operation
    You tried to pull today
    But your humiliation means he still votes “Neigh”
    And now assassination is just the only way

    There will be blood
    It might be yours
    So go kill someone
    Signed Bad Horse

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  138. What about the Freeze-Ray song?

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  139. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    I still can’t get this part of the song outta my head!
    In spring time, the only pretty ring time
    When the birds do sing, Hey ding-a-ding-a ding
    Hey ding-a ding-a-ding
    Hey ding-ading-a-ding
    Sweet lovers love the Spring.
    But than I sing it a different way the real tune goes.
    Yay, spring!
    Yay summer!
    Yayness!

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  140. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Oh yes! It’s coming right up, Mr. Coontz!
    ——————
    Freeze-Ray:
    Laundry day
    See you there
    Under things
    Tumbling

    Wanna say
    Love your hair
    Here I go
    Mumbling

    With my freeze ray
    I will stop
    The world

    With my freeze ray
    I will find the time to
    Find the words to

    Tell you how
    How you make
    Make me feel
    What’s the phrase?

    Like a fool
    Kinda sick
    Special needs
    Anyways

    With my freeze ray I will stop
    The pain
    It’s not a death ray or an ice beam
    That’s all Johnny Snow

    I just think you need time to know
    That I’m the guy to make it real
    The feelings you don’t dare to feel

    I’ll bend the world to our will
    And we’ll make time stand still

    That’s the plan
    Rule the world
    You and me
    Anyday

    Love your hair
    (what?)
    No I…I uh… love the air
    Anyway

    With my freeze ray I will stop–
    ———————
    My family now keeps saying “What a random happenstance!”

    My mom also said to me that I was driving a spork into my leg.

    We’re a little…obsessed. Is that too obvious?

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  141. Cat's Meow says:

    It’s amazing how relevant Pokemon lyrics can be.

    I close my eyes
    And I can see
    The day we met
    Just one moment and I knew
    You’re my best friend
    ‘Do anything
    For you

    We’ve gone so far
    And done so much
    And I feel
    Like we’ve always been together
    Right by my side
    Through thick and thin
    You’re the part of my life
    I’ll always remember

    The time has come
    It’s for the best I know it
    Who could’ve guessed that you and I…
    somehow, someday
    We’d have to say goodbye.

    You’ve helped me find
    The strengh inside
    And the courage
    To make all my dreams come true
    How will I find
    Another friend
    Like you

    Two of a kind
    That’s what we are
    And it seemed
    Like we were always winning
    But as our team
    Is torn apart
    I wish we could go
    Back to the beginning

    The time has come
    It’s for the best I know it
    Who could’ve guessed that you and I…
    Somehow, some way
    We’d have to say goodbye.

    Somehow today…
    …we have to say goodbye.

    It’s so weird not to have the comment box shrinking on me.

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  142. TNÖ says:

    I frequently sing this while scrubbing canola oil off of the dishes at the cinema:

    I hope you’re happy
    I hope you’re happy now
    I hope you’re happy how
    You’ve hurt your cause forever
    I hope you think you’re clever-

    I hope you’re happy
    I hope you’re happy too
    I hope you’re proud how
    You would grovel in submission
    To feed your own ambition-

    So though I can’t imagine how
    I hope you’re happy…
    Right now…

    *Elphie, listen to me- just, say you’re sorry*

    You can still be with the wizard
    What you’ve worked and waited for
    You can have all you ever wanted…

    I know. But I don’t want it
    No…
    I can’t want it anymore…

    Something has changed within me
    Something is not the same
    I’m through with playing by the rules of
    Someone else’s game
    Too late for second guessing
    Too late to go back to sleep
    It’s time to trust my instincts
    Close my eyes
    And leap….

    It’s time to try
    Defying gravity
    I think I’ll try
    Defying gravity
    And you can’t pull me down…

    Can’t I make you understand
    You’re having delusions of grandeur

    I’m through accepting limits
    ‘Cause someone says there so
    Some things I cannot change
    But ’til I try I’ll never know
    Too long I’ve been afraid of
    Losing love, I guess I’ve lost
    Well if that’s love it comes at
    Much to high a cost-

    I’d sooner buy
    Defying gravity
    Kiss me goodbye
    I’m defying gravity
    And they’ll never pull me down…

    *Glinda… Come with me. Think of what we could do… Together…*

    Unlimited…
    Together we’re
    Unlimited…
    Together we’ll
    Be the greatest team there’s
    Ever been
    Glinda…
    Dreams the way we
    Planned them…

    If we work in tandem…

    There’s no fight we cannot win
    Just you and I
    Defying gravity
    With you and I
    Defying gravity…

    They’d never bring us down…
    *Well? Are you coming*

    *some dialogue*

    I hope you’re happy…
    Now that you’re choosing this…

    You too.
    I hope it brings you bliss…

    I really hope you get it
    And you don’t live to regret it
    I hope you’re happy in the end…
    I hope you’re happy…
    My…
    Friend…

    *more dialogue*

    So if you’d care to find me
    Look to the Western sky
    As someone told me lately
    Everyone deserves the chance to fly
    And if I’m flying solo
    At least I’m flying free
    To those who’d ground me
    Take a message back from me
    Tell them how I
    Am defying gravity
    I’m flying high
    Defying gravity
    And soon I’ll match them in renown…
    And nobody
    In all of Oz
    No wizard that there is – or was
    I ever gonna bring me
    Down!

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  143. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    142-Cake, I LOVE that song! I saw the traveling Broadway cast of Wicked perform, too!

    I’m Not That Girl:
    Hands touch, eyes meet
    Sudden silence, sudden heat
    Hearts leap in a giddy whirl
    He could be that boy
    But I’m not that girl.

    Don’t dream too far
    Don’t lose sight of who you are
    Don’t remember that rush of joy
    He could be that boy
    I’m not that girl

    Ev’ry so often we long to steal
    To the land of what-might-have-been
    But that doesn’t soften the ache we feel
    When reality sets back in

    Blithe smile, lithe limb
    She who’s winsome, she wins him
    Gold hair with gentle curl
    That’s the girl he chose
    And heaven knows
    I’m not that girl…

    Don’t wish, don’t start
    Wishing only wounds the heart
    I wasn’t born for the rose and pearl
    There’s a girl I know
    He loves her so
    I’m not that girl…

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  144. (140) My favorite line: “Four sweater-vests!”

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  145. ebeth says:

    is it sad that i saw “my favorite line: “four sweater-vests!”” in the recent comments and my brain immediately jumped to dr horrible?

    my favorites are the freeze-ray song, the first and last songs of act 2, and the song in the middle of act 3 after dr horrible froze captain hammer

    “This world is going to BURN! BURN! Yeah, it’s two “R”s, H-O-R-R…BURN!”

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  146. ♫ Agrrrfishi (Aggie)♫ says:

    Does anybody know Evanescence? I love Evanescence!
    “Bring Me To Life” is such a great song!

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  147. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    COOLEST. SAD. BROADWAY. SONG. EVER.

    ELLE:
    Take back the books and pack up the clothes
    Clear out the room and drop off the key
    Leave with what’s left of my dignity
    Get in the car and just go

    Chalk it all up to experience
    They said I’d fail but I disagreed
    Who could say then where my path would lead?
    Well, now I know

    Back to the sun
    Back to the shore
    Back to what I was before

    Back where I’m known
    Back in my own
    Very small pond

    Laugh with my friends
    When I arrive
    We’ll drop the top and just drive
    That’s fine with me
    Just let me be
    Legally Blonde

    Thanks for your help and for all you’ve done
    Thank you for treating me decently

    EMMETT
    (spoken) What’s wrong?

    ELLE
    Maybe someday you can visit me
    Give me a call, say hello

    EMMETT
    Wait, where are you going?

    ELLE
    Sorry I’m letting down everyone

    EMMETT
    What brought on this?

    ELLE
    You did your best with a hopeless case

    EMMETT
    That’s ludicrous

    BOTH
    You are the best thing about this place

    EMMETT
    Elle, you should know…

    ELLE
    (spoken) Callahan hit on me.

    EMMETT
    (spoken) He what?

    ELLE
    (spoken) He kissed me. He fired me. There’s no reason for me to stay.

    EMMETT:
    What about love?
    I never mentioned love
    The timing’s bad, I know
    But perhaps if I made it more clear
    That you belong right here
    You wouldn’t have to go
    Cause you know that I’m so much in love…

    ELLE:
    Back to the sun
    Back to the shore
    Back to what I was before

    EMMETT:
    Please will you open the door

    ELLE:
    Lie on the beach
    Dream within reach
    Don’t stray beyond

    EMMETT:
    We both know you’re worth so much more

    ELLE:
    Some girls fight hard
    Some face the trial
    Some girls were just meant to smile

    EMMETT:
    If you can hear, can I just say
    How much I want you to stay

    ELLE:
    It’s not up to me
    Just let me be
    Legally Blonde

    EMMETT:
    I need you to stay…

    ELLE:
    It’s not up to me
    Just let me be
    Legally Blonde

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  148. TNÖ says:

    143- Awesome! I’ve seen it thrice.
    146- Evanescence is awesome. They’re one of my favorite bands.

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  149. Kokonilly says:

    Oh, I love Legally Blonde! The movie, that is. :D

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  150. ebeth says:

    147-hahaha, yes

    oh my god, oh my god you guys…

    freaking love that musical, if only to watch the guys’ faces when we start blasting it

    :P

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  151. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    149-THE MOVIE??!! I saw the Reality Show first, bought tickets for the musical when I was up in New York, saw it, loving it!

    And…the traveling Broadway cast of LB is coming to my town! I’ll get to see it AGAIN! YAYYY!!!

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  152. ♫ Agrrrfishi (Aggie) ♫ says:

    I love this song! ‘Check Yes Juliet’ by We The Kings

    Check yes Juliet
    Are you with me?
    Rain is falling down on the sidewalk
    I won’t go until you come outside.
    Check yes Juliet
    Kill the limbo
    I’ll keep tossing rocks at your window
    There’s no turning back for us tonight.
    Lace up your shoes
    Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
    Here’s how we do
    Run, baby, run
    Don’t ever look back.
    They’ll tear us apart
    If you give them the chance.
    Don’t sell your heart.
    Don’t say we’re not meant to be.
    Run, baby, run.
    Forever we’ll be
    You and me.
    Check yes Juliet
    I’ll be waiting
    Wishing, wanting
    Yours for the taking.
    Just sneak out
    And don’t tell a soul goodbye.
    Check yes Juliet
    Here’s the countdown
    3… 2… 1… now fall in my arms
    Now they can change the locks
    Don’t let them change your mind
    Lace up your shoes
    Eh Oh Eh Ohhh
    Here’s how we do
    Run, baby, run
    Don’t ever look back
    They’ll tear us apart
    If you give them the chance
    Don’t sell your heart
    Don’t say we’re not meant to be
    Run baby run
    Forever we’ll be
    You and me
    We’re flying through the night
    We’re flying through the night
    Way up high,
    The view from here is getting better with
    You by my side
    Run baby run
    Don’t ever look back
    They’ll tear us apart
    If you give them the chance
    Don’t sell your heart
    Don’t say we’re not meant to be
    Run baby run
    Forever we’ll be…
    Run baby run
    Don’t ever look back
    They’ll tear us apart
    If you give them the chance
    Don’t sell your heart
    Don’t say we’re not meant to be
    Run baby run
    Forever we’ll be
    You and me
    You and me
    You and me

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  153. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    151-It’s “Ohmigod, ohmigod you guys…”

    Deal with it!

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  154. ebeth says:

    153-ohmigod, because spelling totally like, matters when you talk about legally blonde.

    especially, like, it has to be misspelled right or it’s just like, totally wrong!

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  155. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Ohmigod! You, like, don’t have to be, like, TOTALLY, like, pushy! You, like, can do it, like, your own way!

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  156. ♫ Agrrrfishi (Aggie) ♫ says:

    142- I love that song so mcuhh! ‘Defying Gravity’, from Wicked! I went to see the show in Chicago and can’t get enough of it. Me and my friend do a duet to that song, wheere I’m Elphaba and she’s Glinda.
    154-Ohmigod! I could totally, like, slap someone for talking like, like this!

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  157. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Spring Awakening. You might see me in this whem I’m older. I’m auditioning when I can.

    My Junk Is You:
    [WENDLA]
    In the midst of this nothing. This miss of a life.
    Still there’s this wanting to see you go by.

    [MARTHA]
    It’s almost like lovin’. Sad as that is.

    [THEA]
    May not be cool, but it’s so where I live.

    [ANNA]
    It’s like I’m your lover or more like your ghost.
    I spend the day wondering what you do, where you go.

    [THEA]
    I try and just kick it but what can I do.
    We’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you.

    [ALL GIRLS]
    See us, winter walking after a storm.
    It’s chill in the wind but it’s warm in your arms.
    The stop all snow line, may not be true.
    We’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you.

    [GEORG]
    Well, you’ll have to excuse me, I know it’s so off.
    I love when you do stuff that’s rude and so wrong.

    [HANSCHEN]
    I go up to my room, turn the stereo on…
    Shoot up some you, and the you is some song.

    [ANNA]
    I lie back just drifting and play out these scenes
    I ride on the rush of all the hopes and the dreams.

    [THEA]
    I May be neglecting the things I should do.
    But we’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you.

    [ALL]
    See we still keep talking after you’re gone.
    You still with me then feels so good in my arms.
    They say you go blind, maybe it’s true.
    We’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you.

    It’s like we stop time. What can I do?
    We’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you.
    My junk is you.
    My junk is you.
    You. You. You.

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  158. TNÖ says:

    No cares for me
    I’m happy as I can be
    I’ve learned to love and to live
    Devil may care

    No cares and woes
    Whatever comes later goes
    That’s how I’ll take and I’ll give
    Devil may care

    When the day is through, I suffer no regrets
    I know that he who frets, loses the night
    For only a fool, thinks he can hold back the dawn
    He who is wise never tries to revise what’s past and gone

    Live love today, and come tomorrow what may
    Don’t even stop for a sigh, it doesn’t help if you cry
    That’s how I’ll live and I’ll die
    Devil may care

    When the day is through, I suffer no regrets
    I know that he who frets, loses the night
    For only a fool, thinks he can hold back the dawn
    He who is wise never tries to revise what’s past and gone

    Live love today, and come tomorrow what may
    Don’t even stop for a sigh, it doesn’t help if you cry
    That’s how I’ll live and I’ll die
    Devil may care

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  159. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    A true song for Musers. Or me, anyway…

    My Interpretation

    You talk about life, you talk about death,
    And everything in between,
    Like it’s nothing, and the words are easy.
    You talk about me, and you talk about you,
    And everything I do,
    Like it’s something, that needs repeating.
    I don’t need an alibi or for you to realize,
    The things we left unsaid,
    Are only taking space up in our head.
    Make it my fault, win the game
    Point the finger, place the blame
    It does me up and down,
    It doesn’t matter now.

    (chorus:)
    ‘Cause I don’t care if I ever talk to you again.
    This is not about emotion,
    I don’t need a reason not to care what you say,
    Or what happened in the end.
    This is my interpretation,
    And it don’t, don’t make sense.

    The first two weeks turn into ten,
    I hold my breath and wonder when it’ll happen,
    Does it really matter?
    If half of what you said is true,
    And half of what I didn’t do could be different,
    Would it make it better?
    If we forget the things we know.
    Would we have somewhere to go?
    The only way is down, I can see that now.

    (chorus)

    It’s really not such a sacrifice

    (chorus)

    And it don’t have to make no sense to you at all,
    ‘Cause this is my interpretation, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  160. Cat's Meow says:

    -sigh-
    TIme of My Life — David Cook…

    I’ve been waiting for my dreams
    To turn into something
    I could believe in
    And looking for that
    Magic rainbow
    On the horizon
    I couldn’t see it
    Until I let go
    Gave into love and watched all the bitterness burn
    Now I’m coming alive
    Body and soul
    And feelin’ my world start to turn

    And I’ll taste every moment
    And live it out loud
    I know this is the time,
    This is the time
    To be more than a name
    Or a face in the crowd
    I know this is the time
    This is the time of my life
    Time of my life

    Holding onto things that vanished
    Into the air
    Left me in pieces
    But now I’m rising from the ashes
    Finding my wings
    And all that I needed
    Was there all along
    Within my reach
    As close as the beat of my heart

    and I’ll taste every moment
    And live it out loud
    I know this is the time,
    This is the time to be
    More than a name
    Or a face in the crowd
    I know this is the time
    This is the time of my life
    Time of my life

    And I’m out on the edge of forever
    Ready to run
    I’m keeping my feet on the ground
    Arms open wide
    Face to the sun

    I’ll taste every moment
    And live it out loud
    I know this is the time,
    This is the time to be
    More than a name
    Or a face in the crowd
    I know this is the time
    This is the time of my life
    Time of my life
    More than a name
    Or a face in the crowd
    This is the time
    This is the time of my life.
    This is the time of my life.

    :cry:
    This song means so much to me.

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  161. AvalonGirl & Serafina says:

    Some cool songs. They have BUNNY mentioning!

    I’ve Got a Theory (Giles, Xander, Anya, Tara, Willow)

    I’ve got a theory
    That it’s a demon
    A dancing demon
    No, something isn’t right there.

    I’ve got a theory
    Some kid is dreaming
    And we’re all stuck inside
    His wacky Broadway nightmare

    I’ve got a theory we should work this out
    It’s getting eerie
    What’s this cheery
    Singing all about?

    It could be witches
    Some evil witches,
    Which is ridiculous
    ‘Cause witches,
    They were persecuted
    Wicca good
    And love the earth
    And women power,
    And I’ll be over here

    I’ve got a theory
    It could be bunnies
    [crickets chirp]

    I’ve got a–

    Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes
    They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
    And what’s with all the carrots?
    What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
    Bunnies, bunnies
    It must be bunnies

    maybe midgets?
    I’ve got a theory,
    We should work this fast
    Because it clearly
    Could get serious
    Before it’s passed

    I’ve got a theory

    What Can’t We Face (Buffy, Giles, Xander, Anya, Tara, Willow)
    It doesn’t matter
    What can’t we face if we’re together?
    What’s in this place that we can’t weather?
    Apocalypse
    We’ve all been there
    The same old trips
    Why should we care?
    All: What can’t we do if we get in it?
    We’ll work it through within a minute
    We have to try
    We’ll pay the price
    It’s do or die
    Hey, I’ve died twice
    All: What can’t we face
    What can’t we face?
    If we’re together?
    What’s in this place
    That we can’t weather?
    We’re together
    There’s nothing we can’t face
    Except for bunnies

    Am going to double post…

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  162. AvalonGirl & Serafina says:

    YES! MORE COOL SONGS!

    Standing In The Way (Giles)
    You’re not ready
    For the world outside
    You keep pretending,
    but you just can’t hide
    I know I said that I’d
    Be standing by your side
    But I

    Your path’s unbeaten,
    And it’s all uphill
    And you can meet it,
    But you never will
    And I’m the reason that you’re standing still
    But I

    I wish I could say
    The right words
    To lead you through this land
    Wish I could play the father
    And take you by the hand
    Wish I could stay here
    But now I understand
    I’m standing in the way

    The cries around you,
    You don’t hear at all
    ‘Cause you know I’m here
    To take that call
    So you just lie there when
    You should be standing tall
    But I

    I wish I could
    Lay your arms down
    And let you rest at last
    Wish I could
    Slay your demons
    But now that time has passed
    Wish I could stay here
    Your stalwart, standing fast
    But I’m
    Standing in the way
    I’m just standing
    In the way

    Life’s a Show (Buffy)

    Life’s a show and we all play a part
    And when the music starts,
    We open up our hearts

    It’s all right if some things come out wrong.
    We’ll sing a happy song
    And you can sing along.

    Where’s there’s life,
    There’s hope.
    Everyday’s
    A gift.
    Wishes can
    Come true.
    Whistle while
    You work.
    So hard
    All day.

    To be like other girls
    To fit in in this glittering world.
    Don’t give me songs.
    Don’t give me songs.

    Give me something to sing about.
    I need something to sing about.

    Life’s a song
    You don’t get to rehearse.
    And every single verse
    Can make it that much worse.

    Still my friends
    Don’t know why I ignore
    The million things or more
    I should be dancing for.

    All the joy
    Life sends.
    Family
    And friends.
    All the twists
    And bends
    Knowing that
    It ends.
    Well that
    Depends…

    On if they let you go,
    On if they know enough to know

    That when you bow
    You leave the crowd.

    There was no pain,
    No fear, no doubt
    Till they pulled me out
    Of heaven.

    So that’s my refrain.
    I live in hell
    ’Cause I’ve been expelled
    From heaven.
    I think I was in heaven.

    So give me something to sing about.
    Please give me something.

    Life’s not a song.
    Life isn’t bliss.
    Life is just this.
    It’s living.
    You’ll get along.
    The pain that you feel
    Only can heal
    By living.
    You have to go on living.
    So that one of us is living.

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  163. MissSwann says:

    Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.
    I never want to let you down or have you go, it’s better off this way.
    For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
    Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

    I’m not okay.
    I’m not okay.
    I’m not okay.
    You wear me out.

    What will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems?
    (I’m not okay)
    I told you time and time again you sing the words but don’t know what they mean
    (I’m not okay)
    So be a joke and look, another line without a hook
    I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!

    I’m not okay.
    I’m not okay.
    I’m not okay.
    You wear me out.

    Forget about the dirty looks
    The photographs your boyfriend took?
    You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed

    I’m okay.
    I’m okay!
    I’m okay, now
    (I’m okay, now)

    But you really need to listen to me
    Because I’m telling you the truth
    I mean this, I’m okay!
    (Trust Me)

    I’m not okay
    I’m not okay
    Well, I’m not okay
    I’m not o-f******-kay
    I’m not okay
    I’m not okay
    (Okay)

    I’m Not Okay, My Chemical Romance. (If you haven’t seen the music video, see it now.)

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  164. Beatlesrockr and John says:

    We want a musical revolution
    On we go.
    We’ll do it one by one
    ’till we get it done.
    A musical revolution
    Here we go

    We’ve be sittin with clouds above our heads
    Blocking what’s above,
    Sun, save us from our dread!
    When the sea turns brown,
    I’m feelin’ down
    When it’ blue
    I can see the reasons why,
    We need a musical revolution!
    Alright!

    A musical revolution.
    Don’t let me down,
    It’s comin’ round,
    gonna be right in front of you
    no time to stop,
    so just join us
    Let’s start from the top!

    We want a musical revolution
    On we go.
    We’ll do it one by one
    ’till we get it done.
    A musical revolution
    Here we go!

    More to come.

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  165. AvalonGirl & Serafina & Songbreeze (2 brain points) says:

    Going Through The Motions (Buffy, Demons)

    Every single night the same arrangement
    I go out and fight the fight
    Still, I always feel the strange estrangement
    Nothing here is real,
    Nothing here is right
    I’ve been making shows of trading blows
    Just hoping no one knows
    That I’ve been

    Going through the motions
    Walking through the part
    Nothing seems to penetrate my heart
    I was always brave and kind of righteous
    Now I find I’m wavering
    Crawl out of your grave you’ll find this fight
    Just doesn’t mean a thing
    She ain’t got that swing
    Thanks for noticing
    She does pretty well with fiends from hell
    But lately, we can tell
    That she’s just

    Going through the motions
    Faking it somehow
    She’s not even half the girl she…
    ow
    Will I stay this way forever?
    Sleepwalk through my life’s endeavour
    How can I repay?
    Whatever
    I don’t want to be

    Going through the motions
    Losing all my drive
    I can’t even see
    If this is really me
    And I just wanna be
    Alive

    Where Do We Go From Here? (all)
    Where do we go from here?
    Where do we go from here?
    The battle’s done,
    And we kind of won
    So we sound our victory cheer

    Where do we go from here?
    Why is the path unclear?
    When we know home is near
    Understand
    We’ll go hand in hand
    But we’ll walk alone in fear

    Tell me
    Where do we go from here?
    When does the end appear?
    Heh. Bugger this.
    When do the trumpets cheer?
    The curtains close
    On a kiss god knows
    We can tell the end is near

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  166. TNÖ says:

    A customer!
    Wait! What’s yer rush?
    What’s yer hurry?
    You gave me such a—
    Fright. I thought you was a ghost.
    Half a minute, can’tcher?
    Sit!
    Sit ye down!
    Sit!
    All I meant is that I
    Haven’t seen a customer for weeks.
    Did you come in for a pie, sir?
    Do forgive me if me head’s a little vague—
    What is that?
    But you’d think we had the plague—
    From the way that people—
    Keep avoiding–
    No you don’t!
    Heaven knows I try, sir!
    But there’s no one comes in even to inhale—
    Right you are you are, sir. Would you like a drop of ale?
    Mind you, I can’t hardly blame them—
    Th ese are probably the worst pies in London.
    I know why nobody cares to take them—
    I should know,
    I make them.
    But good? No,
    The worst pies in London—
    Even that’s polite.
    The worst pies in London—
    If you doubt it, take a bite.
    Is that just disgusting?
    You have to concede it.
    It’s nothing but crusting—
    Here, drink this, you’ll need it—
    The worst pies in London.
    And no wonder with the price of
    Meat what it is—
    When you get it.
    Never
    Though I’d live to see the day men’d think it was a treat
    Finding poor
    Animals
    Wot are dying in the street.
    Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop,
    Does a business, but I notice something weird—
    Lately all her neighbors’ cats have disappeared.
    Have to hand it to her—
    Wot I calls
    Enterprise,
    Popping pussies into pies.
    Wouldn’t do in my shop—
    Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick.
    And I’m telling you them pussy cats is quick.
    No denying times is hard, sir—
    Even harder than
    The worst pies in London.
    Only lard and nothing more—
    Is that just revolting?
    All greasy and gritty,
    It looks like it’s molting,
    And tastes like—
    Well, pity
    A woman alone
    With limited wind
    And the worst pies in London!
    Ah sir,
    Times is hard. Times is hard.

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  167. Zinc the sorceress/vampire and Leafygreen says:

    Save Ginny Weasley From Dean Thomas
    By Harry and the Potters

    Your mom is like a mom to me
    And your brother is like a brother to me
    Can’t you see things were meant to be
    Ginny

    When we were young and innocent
    I saved you from a basilisk
    I think that that deserves a kiss
    But you’re all over Dean Thomas

    When I heard that you two split up
    I got a feeling in my gut
    It was like my insides were dancing
    The conga line
    Get on the line
    And we’ll have a good time

    Oh Ginny Weasley
    You’re so dreamy
    Ginny Weasley
    Ron’s gonna kill me

    So you know that Voldemort is
    Trying to kill me
    And I don’t want you caught in between
    Like Sirius Black and my mom and my dad
    I don’t want to lose you
    So I can’t see you
    I don’t want to lose you
    So you know I can’t see you

    But my wizard scar still burns for you
    My wizard scar still burns for you
    My wizard scar still burns for you

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  168. Kari says:

    The Love Letter – Blaqk Audio

    What could you see?
    What could you find?
    If we meet please avert your eyes
    What I’ll never show, what you’ll never find
    Is explosive so hide your eyes

    What should mean nothing to you
    Has left a poison running straight from your lips
    And into (lead to) the poison I’m becoming
    Walk right through me, I’m not really there

    What could you see?
    What could you find?
    If we meet please avert your eyes
    What I’ll never show, what you’ll never find
    Is explosive so hide your eyes

    Once it meant something to me
    I find it rather stunning
    I draped it in cold and clarity
    It’s true, I find the look becoming
    Walk right through me, I’m not really there

    What could you see?
    What could you find?
    If we meet please avert your eyes
    What I’ll never show, what you’ll never find
    Is explosive so hide your eyes

    It’s a day gone away
    Turn away from the day, it’s explosive
    It’s a day gone away
    Turn away from the day, it’s explosive

    What could you see?
    What could you find?
    If we meet please avert your eyes
    What I’ll never show, what you’ll never find
    Is explosive so hide your eyes
    What could you see?
    What could you find?
    If we meet please avert your eyes
    What I’ll never show, what you’ll never find
    Is explosive
    So hide your eyes

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  169. Beatlesrockr, John, and Hyjayko The Ingenious Swordsman says:

    Waterloo Sunset- The Kinks.
    Dirty old river, must you keep rolling
    Flowin’ into the night
    People so busy, making me dizzy
    Taxi lights shine so bright
    But I don’t need no friends
    As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
    I am in paradise

    Every day I look at the world from my window
    But chilly, chilly is evening time
    And waterloo sunset’s fine
    Waterloo sunset’s fine

    Terry meets Julie; Waterloo Station
    Every Friday night
    But I am so lazy, I don’t like to wander
    I stay at home at night
    But I don’t feel afraid
    As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
    I am in paradise

    Every day I look at the world from my window
    But chilly, chilly is evening time
    And waterloo sunset’s fine
    Waterloo sunset’s fine

    Millions of people swarming like flies ’round
    Waterloo Underground
    But Terry and Julie cross over the river
    Where they feel safe and sound
    And they don’t need no friends
    As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset
    They are in paradise

    Waterloo sunset’s fine (x10)

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  170. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen, the kids who have problems says:

    This is my self- pity song.

    I heard there was a secret chord
    That David played and it pleased the Lord
    But you don’t really care for music, do you?
    It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, the baffled king composing Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu—-jah

    Your faith was strong but you needed proof, you saw her bathing on the roof, her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you
    She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu—-jah

    Maybe I have been here before, I know this room; I have walked this floor, I used to live alone before I knew you
    I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch, love is not a victory march, it’s a cold and its a broken Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu—-jah

    There was a time you let me know whats really going on below, but now you never show it to me, do you? (and)
    Remember when I moved in you; the holy dark was moving too, and every breath we drew was Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu—-jah

    Maybe there’s a God above, and all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
    And its not a cry you can hear at night, its not somebody who’s seen the light, its a cold and its a broken Hallelujah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu–jah

    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah
    Hallelu—u—jah

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  171. TNÖ says:

    170- We sing that in choir :) loves that song.

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  172. Rainbowstar says:

    I wrote this with the help of my dad and sisters. It’s a parody of “Under The Sea”.

    The fungi is growing greener, inside our family’s car.
    And if you have lost something, there’s no need to look too far.
    Just look through the trash around you, the food that was never ate.
    Crumpled-up tissues, magazine issues, and dried-up fishing
    bait!

    Under the seat (under the seat), Under the seat (under the seat)
    It’s far from neat, so don’t stick your feet
    Under the seat!

    Cockroaches have a home there, so do worms and flies.
    Blood-sucking bats, big hairy rats, and ants of enormous size!

    Under the seat (under the seat), Under the seat (under the seat)
    I must repeat, don’t stick your feet, they look like meat, they will get eat,
    Under the sea…under the sea…UNDER THE SEAT!

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  173. (172) Rainbowstar — Internal rhyme! Very nice.

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  174. MissSwann of the Cygnus Isles says:

    166- Oh, I love that song!

    This is, without a doubt, the BEST song ever!!! It’s from Sailor Moon, but there’s a video with Chiyo-Chan from Azumanga Daioh sining it on Youtube. Just search Chiyo Raps.

    Sugar: Alright
    Test-test-test-test
    Hello?
    Are we ready to go here?
    *Clears throat* May I have your attention please?

    Crowd: What?

    Sugar: May I have your attention please?

    Crowd: Yeah!

    Sugar: Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?
    We’re gonna have a problem here!

    Y’all act like you’ve never heard a little white girl before
    Jaws all on the floor
    Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store
    *Cha-ching*
    Cruising the halls
    You must be looking for more
    Cos I’m bigger than that
    And I wont be stuck on the floor
    Haha-haha-haha

    Guy: What you laughing at?

    Sugar: Your all talking like, oh wait, no way! You’re kidding!
    She didn’t just sound like I think she did did she?

    Guy: Yeah yeah yeah!

    Sugar: Hey-Hey-Hey where’s sugar?

    Guy: Where you at?

    Sugar: I’m right here! Sleeping in Moca’s pocket!
    Tee-hee
    Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

    CHORUS I’m sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
    All you other sugar babies are just imitating
    So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
    please jump up, please jump up!
    Cos I’m sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
    All you other sugar babies are just imitating
    So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
    please jump up, please jump up!

    Guy: Woah!

    Sugar: Look at her, walking around with her own crew,
    Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!
    She’s so damn short though!

    Guy#1WHAT?

    Sugar:Yeah!

    Guy#2: That’s my girl yo!

    Sugar: And there’s a million of us just like me,
    Fuss like me, just don’t give a fu–
    OH!I would never say that!

    Guy: Sugar!

    Sugar: Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me
    And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!

    CHORUS I’m sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
    All you other sugar babies are just imitating
    So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
    please jump up, please jump up!
    Cos I’m sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
    All you other sugar babies are just imitating
    So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
    please jump up, please jump up!

    Oh and could the rest of you please lie down
    ‘cos I can’t see anything *thanks!*
    Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

    XDDDDD Isn’t it fabulous??!!!?!?!!!??

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  175. Kokonilly says:

    I have had this song stuck in my head for two days.

    The Ballad of John and Yoko by the Beatles

    Standing in the dockets of Hampton
    Trying to get to Hollander, France
    The man in the mack
    Says you gotta go back
    You know, they didn’t even give us a chance

    Christ, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    Finally made the plane into Paris
    Honeymooning down by the same
    Peter Brown called to say
    “You can make it okay
    You can get married in Gibraltanear Spain”

    Christ, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    Through the Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
    Talking in our beds full of wheat
    The newspapers said “say, what you doing in bed”
    I said “we’re only trying to get us a peace”

    Christ, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    Saving up your money for a rainy day
    Giving all your clothes to charity
    Last night the wife said
    Pucon your own ed ((What the heck?))
    Don’t take nothing but your soul, sic

    Quickly made the trip to Vienna
    Eating chocolate cake in the back
    The newspaper said “she’s gone to his head
    “They look like two gurus in drag”

    Christ, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    Coppiel and bring back to London
    Fifty Eggos died in the sack
    The men from the press said “we wish you success
    “It’s good to have the both of you back”

    Christ, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    They way things are going
    They’re gonna crucify me

    Excuse any mistakes. I don’t know the real lyrics and I misinterpreted/misheard a lot of it.

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  176. Kokonilly says:

    Whoops, I left out

    “They look just like two gurus in drag”

    But I largely misinterpreted it. :D

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  177. Lady Bunniful and I sing a different version of the chorus:

    “Cake, you know it ain’t easy
    You know how hard it can be
    The way things are going,
    They’re going to bunnify me.”

    I found some lyrics to the original song online:

    Standing in the dock at Southampton,
    Trying to get to Holland or France.
    The man in the mac said, “You’ve got to turn back”.
    You know they didn’t even give us a chance.
    Christ you know it ain’t easy,
    You know how hard it can be.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.

    Finally made the plane into Paris,
    Honeymooning down by the Seine.
    Peter Brown called to say,
    “You can make it O.K.,
    You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain”.
    Christ you know it ain’t easy,
    You know how hard it can be.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.

    Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,
    Talking in our beds for a week.
    The newspapers said, “Say what you doing in bed?”
    I said, “We’re only trying to get us some peace”.
    Christ you know it ain’t easy,
    You know how hard it can be.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.

    Saving up your money for a rainy day,
    Giving all your clothes to charity.
    Last night the wife said,
    “Oh boy, when you’re dead
    You don’t take nothing with you
    But your soul – think!”

    Made a lightning trip to Vienna,
    eating chocolate cake in a bag.
    The newspapers said, “She’s gone to his head,
    They look just like two gurus in drag”.
    Christ you know it ain’t easy,
    You know how hard it can be.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.

    Caught an early plane back to London.
    Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
    The men from the press said, “We wish you success,
    It’s good to have the both of you back”.
    Christ you know it ain’t easy,
    You know how hard it can be.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.
    The way things are going
    They’re going to crucify me.

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  178. Kokonilly says:

    177 – Haha. :D And thanks. I did get a lot wrong. XD

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  179. Beatlesrockr, John, and Hyjayko The Ingenious Swordsman says:

    175- :D “Fifty Eggos died in a sack”?
    I’ve got this song stuck in my head. It’s so annoying.
    Crocodile Rock

    I remember when rock was young
    Me and Suzie had so much fun
    holding hands and skipping stones
    Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
    But the biggest kick I ever got
    was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
    While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
    we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

    Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
    when your feet just can’t keep still
    I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
    Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
    when Suzie wore her dresses tight
    and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

    But the years went by and the rock just died
    Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
    Long nights crying by the record machine
    dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
    But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
    burning up to the Crocodile Rock
    Learning fast as the weeks went past
    we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

    Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
    when your feet just can’t keep still
    I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
    Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
    when Suzie wore her dresses tight
    and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

    I remember when rock was young
    Me and Suzie had so much fun
    holding hands and skipping stones
    Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
    But the biggest kick I ever got
    was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
    While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
    we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

    Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
    when your feet just can’t keep still
    I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
    Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
    when Suzie wore her dresses tight
    and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

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  180. Kokonilly says:

    179 – I know. :D But it DOES sound like that, in my defense! :D

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  181. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    I’m a pirate.
    A dirty rotten pirate.
    I delight In stirring up a fight
    And bopping little kiddies on the head
    ‘Till they’re
    Dead.

    A little piratical ditty for yiz all ter celebrate the day, in case ye were a-wondrin’ what ter sing!
    Or, if yer tastes be more for the risque, haves yerself a go at these here lyrics:

    In Amsterdam there lived a maid,
    Mark well what I do say!
    In Amsterdam there lived a maid and she was mistress of her trade,
    I’ll go no more a rovin’ with you, fair maid!

    Arr, I’d continue on, but I’m a-thinkin’ the Cap’n (Robert) and his officers wouldna be tae pleased wi’ it, there being the young cabin boys and pretty little lasses and all….we ain’t wantin’ ter corrupt their innocent little minds jes’ yet, now is we?

    if yer wantin ter stick yer nose in a pint, heave up yer singin’ voice an’ try this chorus on fer size:

    Where is me hat, me noggin noggin hat?
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For the brim is all wore out and the crown’s been kicked about,
    And me hair is lookin’ out for better weather!
    And it’s all for me grog,
    Me jolly jolly grog,
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For I spent all me tin down on south street drinking gin
    and across the western oceans I must wander!

    Where is me boots? Me noggin noggin boots?
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For the heels are all wore out and the sole’s ben kicked about
    And me toes are lookin’ out for better weather!
    And it’s all for me grog,
    Me jolly jolly grog,
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For I spent all me tin down on south street drinking gin
    and across the western oceans I must wander!

    [add many verses, covering all items of a sailor’s wardrobe, and a few other…umm, possessions or convinences as well]

    I’m sick and stony broke and I’m parted from me smoke
    And the sky is lookin’ blacker than the thunder
    And the tavern keeper too, for I haven’t got the sous,
    that’s the way you’re treated when you’re out and under!
    And it’s all for me grog,
    Me jolly jolly grog,
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For I spent all me tin down on south street drinking gin
    and across the western oceans I must wander!

    I’m sickly in me head and I haven’t been to bed
    Since first we came ashore with all me plunder.
    I see centipedes and snakes and I’m full of pains and aches
    And I guess I’ll be a sailin’ on the morrow!
    And it’s all for me grog,
    Me jolly jolly grog,
    All gone for beer and tobacco!
    For I spent all me tin down on south street drinking gin
    and across the western oceans I must wander!

    and another sea farin’ classic:

    when I was a little boy and so me mother told me
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!
    If you do not kiss the girls your lips’ll grow all moldy!
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!
    Way haul away, we’ll haul for better weather,
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!

    King Loui was the king of France a’fore the revolution
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!
    but then he got his head chopped off,
    That spoiled his constitution!
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!
    Way haul away, we’ll haul for better weather,
    Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe!

    [and many, many more verses that go on and on and on forever.]

    And last of all, (really!)

    Long we’ve tossed on the roling main,
    Now we’re safe ashore, Jack,
    Don’t forget your old shipmate,
    Folly rolly rolly rolly ri-i-do!

    [and more verses that I can’t remember!]

    Well mates, I hope yer enjoyin’ this fine selection o’ songs, some of me favorites that I’m a thinkin’ should help ye in celebratin’ this day!

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  182. Ye bin singin’ some of me favorite tunes, lass. Many thanks to yer.

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  183. Beatlesrockr, John, and Hyjayko The Ingenious Swordsman says:

    There were two lofty ships, from old England came
    Blow High! Blow low! And so sailed we,
    One was the Prince o’ Luther and the other Prince o’ Wales.
    Cruisin’ down along the coast of the High Barbaree.

    “Aloft, there, aloft!” our bully [jolly] bosun cried.
    Blow highl Blow low! An’ so sailed we!
    “Look ahead, look astern, look to weather an’ a-lee!”
    All a-cruisin’ down the coasts of the High Barbaree!

    “Thcre’s naught upon the starn, sir, there’s naught upon the lee
    But there’s a lofty ship to wind’ard an’ she’s sailin’ fast an’ free”

    “O hail her! O hail her!’ our gallant cap’n cried,
    Are you a man-o’-war or a privateer?” cried he.

    “Oh, no I’m not a man-o’-war, nor privateer,” cried he,
    “But I’m a salt sea pirate, all a-lookin’ for me fee!”
    “For broadside, for broadside, a long time we lay,
    Till at last the Prince o’ Luther shot the plrate’s mast away

    “O quartcr! O quarter!’ thosc pirates they did cry,
    But the quarter that we gave ’em, was to sink ’em in the sea.

    ARGH!

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  184. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    182~ Aye, I’m sure ye’re pleased that I’m a-singing ’em, for it means thet ye didn’ have ter write ’em all out yerself! Yarrr! I’d give ye a blas o’ more o’ ’em, but seein’ as I’m just ready ter sling me hammock and roll inter it, I’m a-thinkin’ now ain’t th’ best time ter be doin’ it.

    Oh, it’s no longer TLAPD………ah well, live with it!

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  185. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    183~
    Ans there was a sad sight, that grieved my heart full sore,
    blow high, blow low, and so sailed we!
    To see them pirates drowning
    As they tried to swim ashore
    Sailin’ down the coast of High Barbaree!

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  186. KaiYves says:

    Just heard this on the radio today:.
    Growin’ up, you don’t see the writing on the wall
    Passin’ by, movin’ straight ahead, you knew it all
    But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
    You’ll find you’re all alone, everything has changed
    Play the game, you know you can’t quit until it’s won
    Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
    You know in some way you’re a lot like me
    You’re just a prisoner and you’re tryin’ to break free

    I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin’ sky
    I’ll be where the eagle’s flying higher and higher
    Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
    Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Fire

    Burning up, don’t know just how far that I can go (just how far I go)
    Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
    I can make it, I know I can
    You broke the boy in me, but you won’t break the man

    I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin’ sky
    I’ll be where the eagle’s flying higher and higher
    Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
    Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Fire

    I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
    I can feel St. Elmo’s Fire burnin’ in me, burnin’ in me

    Just once in his life a man has his time
    and my time is now, I’m coming alive

    I can hear the music playin’, I can see the banners fly
    Feel like you’re back again, and hope ridin’ high
    Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
    Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Fire

    I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin’ sky
    I’ll be where the eagle’s flying higher and higher
    Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
    Take me where my future’s lyin’, St. Elmo’s Fire

    I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
    I can feel St. Elmo’s Fire burnin’ in me
    Burnin’, burnin’ in me, I can feel it burnin’
    Oooh, burnin’ inside of me… (to fade)

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  187. Kokonilly says:

    I have this song stuck in my head. Again, this is how I hear it. :D

    “Fool on the Hill” by the Beatles

    Day after day
    Alone on the hill
    The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still

    But nobody wants to know him
    They can see that he’s just a fool
    And he never gives an answer

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning ’round

    Well on his way
    His head in a cloud
    The man of a thousand voices
    Talking perfectly loud

    But nobody ever hears him
    Or the sound he appears to make
    And he never seems to notice

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning ’round

    And nobody seems to like him
    They can tell what he wants to do
    And he never shows his feelings

    But the fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down
    And the eyes in his head
    See the world spinning ’round

    I like the harmonica in it.

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  188. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    I’m listening to this song too much.

    Can anybody find me somebody to love?
    Each morning I get up I die a little
    Can barely stand on my feet
    Take a look in the mirror and cry
    Lord what you’re doing to me
    I have spent all my years in believing you
    But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!
    Somebody, somebody
    Can anybody find me somebody to love?

    I work hard every day of my life
    I work till I ache my bones
    At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own –
    I get down on my knees
    And I start to pray
    Till the tears run down from my eyes
    Lord – somebody – somebody
    Can anybody find me – somebody to love?

    (He works hard)

    Everyday – I try and I try and I try –
    But everybody wants to put me down
    They say they say I’m goin’ crazy
    They say I got a lot of water in my brain
    Got no common sense
    I got nobody left to believe in
    Yeah – yeah yeah yeah

    Oh Lord
    Somebody – somebody
    Can anybody find me somebody to love?

    Got no feel, I got no rhythm
    I just keep losing my beat
    I’m ok, I’m alright
    Ain’t gonna face no defeat
    I just gotta get out of this prison cell
    Someday I’m gonna be free, Lord!

    Find me somebody to love
    Can anybody find me somebody to love?

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  189. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    SFTDP, but I seriously but this here-

    I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
    But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
    You can raise welts
    Like nobody else,
    As we dance to the masochism tango.

    Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
    Say its me that you want to dismember.
    Blacken my eye,
    Set fire to my tie,
    As we dance to the masochism tango.

    At your command
    Before you here I stand,
    My heart is in my hand. Eugh…
    It’s here that I must be.
    My heart entreats,
    Just hear those savage beats,
    And go put on your cleats
    And come and trample me.
    Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
    Thats why I’m in such exquisite agony.

    My soul is on fire,
    Its aflame with desire,
    Which is why I perspire
    When we tango.

    You caught my nose
    In your left castanet, love,
    I can feel the pain yet, love,
    Evry time I hear drums.
    And I envy the rose
    That you held in your teeth, love,
    With the thorns underneath, love,
    Sticking into your gums.

    Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
    The last time I needed twenty stitches
    To sew up the gash
    That you made with your lash,
    As we danced to the masochism tango.

    Bash in my brain,
    And make me scream with pain,
    Then kick me once again,
    And say well never part.
    I know too well
    I’m underneath your spell,
    So, darling, if you smell
    Something burning, its my heart.
    Oh, ‘scuse me!

    Take your cigarette from its holder,
    And burn your initials in my shoulder.
    Fracture my spine,
    And swear that youre mine,
    As we dance to the masochism tango.

    For a great animation on YouTube, type in Masochism Tango and click on the one by domthefreedom. It has a red haired guy on it.

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  190. Alice says:

    “Silver Dagger”
    As sung by Joan Baez (I don’t know if she wrote it)

    Don’t sing love songs, you’ll wake my mother
    She’s lying here right by my side
    And in her right hand, a silver dagger
    She says that I can’t be your bride

    All men are false, says my mother
    They tell you wicked, loving lies
    And the next evening, they’ll court another
    And leave you alone, to weep and sigh

    My father is a handsome devil
    He has a chain five miles long
    And on each link, a heart does dangle
    Of another maid he’s loved and wronged

    So go now, and court another
    And hope that she will be your wife
    I’ve been warned, and I’ve decided
    To sleep alone all of my life

    I typed that from memory, so if it’s wrong, that’s why.

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  191. ♪ Syllabub ♫ says:

    Please do not laugh. I feel like posting this just because I feel like it. This is the first and second verse of the song I wrote with four other people for my music class. And the chorus. It had to be about “world problems” and follow a rhyming scheme and a lot of other stuff.

    On second thought, go ahead and laugh. I laugh at it myself. Feel free to comment, even if you hate it. :wink:

    Verse 1:
    Napolian, Hitler, Sadam Hussain. Choices and power turned
    them all insane.
    Just because you’re a leader is not enough, listen to people which is very tough.
    These leader’s minds riding a crazy train, slaughtering people, killing just for gain.
    They’ve been hurt, Germany, Iraq, France. Is it enoughgive a protective stance?

    Chorus:
    Here they are, and there they lay. Will they continue present day?
    Bloodied souls, throughout the land, carlessly scattered seeds of grief
    Planted in the hearts of mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, never to be released.
    Wars are reality, dreams are gone, let’s reclaim our pride without the thunder of bombs.

    Verse 2:
    Napolian started a war to kill, thinkin’ ’bout lives lost can give you a chill.
    That Hitler had destany to fufill, killing was fun, he had such a thrill.
    Sadam should be sued for his doing bad, torturing people, Mom and good old Dad
    Sum it up! You see theese people were sad, bored and depressed and all together mad.

    There you go!!! Our incredible song. :lol: My favorite part is the end of the chourus….

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  192. KaiYves says:

    I just TRIED to post a Muse Schism version of “American Pie”, but something funny happened with my computer.

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  193. Rainbowstar says:

    A parody of “Barbie Girl” that me, my sisters, and our neighbor wrote.

    I’m a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world,
    My life in plastic, totally drastic,
    You can brush my hair, if my head is there,
    Decapitation, what a sensation!

    Tie me to a tree, throw me in the sea,
    Feed me to a crocodile, I’ll still wear a smile,
    ‘Cause this is my best dress, don’t worry ’bout the rest,
    As long as I look pretty, I’ll still be giddy!

    That’s all we have so far.

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  194. tesseract says:

    I was reading through this thread, and YAY two Wicked songs!
    <3
    I saw Wicked on Broadway this summer. Best musical I’ve ever seen. I’m in love with the soundtrack.

    I’m limited
    Just look at me – I’m limited
    And just look at you
    You can do all I couldn’t do, Glinda
    So now it’s up to you
    For both of us – now it’s up to you…

    I’ve heard it said
    That people come into our lives for a reason
    Bringing something we must learn
    And we are led
    To those who help us most to grow
    If we let them
    And we help them in return
    Well, I don’t know if I believe that’s true
    But I know I’m who I am today
    Because I knew you…

    Like a comet pulled from orbit
    As it passes a sun
    Like a stream that meets a boulder
    Halfway through the wood
    Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better?
    But because I knew you
    I have been changed for good

    It well may be
    That we will never meet again
    In this lifetime
    So let me say before we part
    So much of me
    Is made of what I learned from you
    You’ll be with me
    Like a handprint on my heart
    And now whatever way our stories end
    I know you have re-written mine
    By being my friend…

    Like a ship blown from its mooring
    By a wind off the sea
    Like a seed dropped by a skybird
    In a distant wood
    Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better?
    But because I knew you

    Because I knew you

    I have been changed for good

    And just to clear the air
    I ask forgiveness
    For the things I’ve done you blame me for

    But then, I guess we know
    There’s blame to share

    And none of it seems to matter anymore

    Like a comet pulled from orbit
    As it passes a sun
    Like a stream that meets a boulder
    Halfway through the wood

    Like a ship blown from its mooring
    By a wind off the sea
    Like a seed dropped by a bird in the wood

    Who can say if I’ve been
    Changed for the better?
    I do believe I have been
    Changed for the better

    And because I knew you…

    Because I knew you…

    Because I knew you…
    I have been changed for good…

    …I cry every time I hear this song.

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  195. Rainbowstar says:

    Random bits of songs I like.

    I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world,
    but it’s feeling just like every other morning before,
    Now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone,
    The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour and I,
    started staring at the passengers waving goodbye
    can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time?
    But I believe the world is burning to the ground
    oh well I guess we’re gonna find out
    let’s see how far we’ve come
    let’s see how far we’ve come
    Well I, believe, it all, is coming to an end
    oh well, I guess, we’re gonna pretend,
    let’s see how far we’ve come
    let’s see how far we’ve come

    She never slows down.
    She doesn’t know why but she knows that when she’s all alone, feels like it’s all coming down
    She won’t turn around
    The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down
    So stand in the rain
    Stand your ground
    Stand up when it’s all crashing down
    You stand through the pain
    You won’t drown
    And one day, what’s lost can be found
    You stand in the rain

    Staring at the blank page before you
    Open up the dirty window
    Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
    Reaching for something in the distance
    So close you can almost taste it
    Release your inhibitions
    Feel the rain on your skin
    No one else can feel it for you
    Only you can let it in
    No one else, no one else
    Can speak the words on your lips
    Drench yourself in words unspoken
    Live your life with arms wide open
    Today is where your book begins
    The rest is still unwritten

    The songs are: How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox 20, Stand In The Rain by Superchick, and Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield.
    Random factoid: I’m making a list of warrior cat theme songs, and the first two are for Bluestar and Cinderpelt (favorite character!), respectively.

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  196. Eragon says:

    The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels)

    The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal,
    he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal.
    When he came upon a young man sawin’ on a fiddle and playin’ it hot the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said “Boy lemme tell you what: I bet you didn’t know it but I’m a fiddle payer too, and if you’d care to make a dare I’ll make a bet with you.
    Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold, against your soul cause I think I’m better than you.” The boy said “My names Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I’ll take your bet your gonna regret cause I’m the best theres ever been.”

    Johnny you resin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. Cause hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
    And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold, and if you lost the devil gets your souuul!

    The devil opened up his case and said “I’ll start this show.”
    And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
    And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss,
    And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this: …………………………………………….

    When the devil finished Johnny said “Well you’re pretty good old son, but siddown in that chair right there lemme show you how its done.”

    Fire on the mountain, run boys, run,
    The devils in the house of the rising sun.
    Chicken in the bread pan picken’ out dough,
    “Granny does you dog bite?” “No, child, no”

    The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny’s feet. Johnny said “Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again, but I’ve told you once you son of a gun, I’m the best there’s ever been.

    And he played fire on the mountain run boys run,
    the devil’s in the house of the rising sun,
    Chicken in the bread pan picken’ out dough
    “Granny does your dog bite?”
    “No, child, no.”

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  197. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    The Mean Little Kitty Song!!
    .
    I got this little kitty about 2 months back
    he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
    This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
    This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
    he’s an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
    tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
    I could give this cat a toy, but he’d rather have the wrapper
    and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

    You could lock him in a closet and he just won’t care
    kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
    always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
    playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

    He’s so full of energy and easily amused
    kitty will attack anything that moves
    Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
    he’s a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite

    Where’d you go
    are you stalking me?
    are you under the couch, quite possibly
    ears laid back so you don’t get caught
    ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

    I know you’re probably watching me from across the room
    concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
    You’re not invisible kitty, I’m gonna find you first
    Come out come out before I make things worse

    I’ve seen where you hide and I know where you’ve been
    Hey kitty why don’t you give in
    Even if you try to sneak up on me, I’m prepared
    Cause I’ve got my safety gear on and I’m not scared

    I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
    I know your making noises just to mess with my head
    You can stalk me all you want, but I’m not your pray
    cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    Come on out, I’m gonna get you now

    I’ve got ’em cornered
    and now he’s mine
    He’s not gonna get away this time
    I’ll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then…
    Aw man! He’s asleep in the sink

    What is with this cat? I’m confused
    He’s got a bed, but it’s never been used
    In every waking moment, kitty’s out for the fight
    then poof! next minute kitty’s out like a light

    How could I let this creature live inside of my home
    I gotta keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone
    I’m a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
    this kitty may destroy everything that I own

    Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
    He’s the best little cat that I’ve had
    and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
    He wasn’t fighting, he just wanted attention

    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
    Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
    showing love, that’s all this kitty does

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  198. Luna the Lovely (11.5 Potterpoints!) says:

    197–a period would have been nice, somewhere near the beginning, instead of halfway through…..

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  199. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    Oops. :oops: GAPAs, could you add a period somewhere? Thanks. It makes for a mean comment on the RCB.

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  200. Rainbowstar says:

    Sparta sounds like a warrior cat…

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  201. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    200- You’re right. Why didn’t I think of that brilliant idea? *kudos to you*

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  202. Cat's Meow says:

    197 – That song rocks.

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  203. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen says:

    202- Doesn’t it? Oh, Meow, look on the Let’s Get Physiogonomical thread. Scroll DOWN↓. :wink:

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  204. Beatlesrockr, John, and Hyjayko The Ingenious Swordsman says:

    Money Talks
    But it don’t sing and dance
    And it don’t walk
    As long as I can have you here with me
    I’d much rather be
    Forever in Blue Jeans
    .
    Honey is sweet
    But it ain’t nothing next to baby’s treat
    And if you’ll pardon me
    I’d like to say
    We’d do okay
    Forever in Blue Jeans

    Maybe tonight
    Maybe tonight by the fire
    All alone you and I
    Nothing around but the sound
    Of my heart and your sighs

    Money Talks
    But it can’t sing and dance
    And it can’t walk
    As long as I can have you here with me
    I’d much rather be
    Forever in Blue Jeans, Babe

    Honey is sweet
    But it ain’t nothing next to baby’s treat
    And if you’ll pardon me
    I’d like to say
    We’d do okay
    Forever in Blue Jeans

    Maybe tonight
    Maybe tonight by the fire
    All alone you and I
    Nothing around but the sound
    Of my heart and your sighs

    Money Talks
    But it don’t sing and dance
    And it don’t walk
    As long as I can have you here with me
    I’d much rather be
    Forever in Blue Jeans

    And if you’ll pardon me
    I’d like to say
    We’d do okay
    Forever in Blue Jeans, Babe

    As long as I can have you here with me
    I’d much rather be
    Forever in Blue Jeans, Babe

    As long as I can have you here with me

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  205. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    Kermit: Movin’ right along
    In search of good times and good things
    With good friends you can’t lose
    Fozzie: It good to come a habit
    Kermit: Oppurtunity knocks
    Once you reach out and grab it
    Fozzie: Yeah!
    Kermit: Together we’ll nab it.
    Fozzie: We’ll hitchhike bus or yellow cabbit!
    Kermit: Cabbit?
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Fozzie: Cut loose those fancy feet
    Kermit: Getting there is half the fun
    Come share it with me.
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Kermit: Hey we’re to share the load
    Fozzie: We don’t map to get this show on the road.
    Kermit: Hey, the song is sounding better, Fozzie.
    Movin’ right along
    We’ve a life on the highway
    Fozzie: We’re goin’ your way and my way
    Kermit: So trust my navigation!
    Fozzie: California here we come
    Comin’ high in the skyland
    Kermit: Palm trees and warm sand
    Fozzie: Though sadly we just left Rhode Island!
    Kermit: We did what?
    Fozzie: Just forget it.
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Kermit: And yelling when we’re gone
    Fozzie: Send someone to fetch us
    We’re in Sansquotchawan
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Kermit: You take it!
    You know best
    Fozzie: Hey, I’ve never seen the sun come up in the… west?
    *music*
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Fozzie: We’re truly burnin’ some feather
    We’re in this together
    Kermit: And we know where we’re goin’
    Fozzie: Movie stars with flashy cars that ride with the top down
    Kermit: We’re stormin’ the big now
    Fozzie: Yeah, storm is right! Do you think it’s snowing?
    Kermit: No, I don’t think so.
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Fozzie: Do I see signs of men?
    Kermit: Yeah, welcome on the same boat that says “come back again.”
    Both: Movin’ right along
    Fozzie: Nice town.
    Kermit: Cut loose those fancy feet
    Fozzie: Ya ready for the big time?
    Kermit: Is it ready for me?
    Both: Moving right along
    Moving right along
    Moving right along
    Moving right along
    *recedes*

    I loves that song. :grin:

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  206. Eragon says:

    This is a song that I made up, sung to the tune of Weasel Stomping Day by Weird Al Yankovic.

    Jackal Sniping Day by Zack/Eragon

    Put your Spartan helmet on, blast the Covenants off your lawn.
    Its lots of fun so shoot those FLOOD and Jaaaackles!
    Hip hip hooray its Jackal sniping daaaaaay!

    Grab that rifle and attach the scope, shoot the monsters and
    bring
    Some hope-into the hearts of every Spartan!!

    *the end. please tell me if you have any ideas to make the song longer. MUST be somewhat ‘HALO’ based. thx*

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  207. Zinc the sorceress and Leafygreen {One blogiversery point, two b-day points} says:

    In the year 2525,
    If man is still alive,
    If woman can survive,
    They may find,

    In the year 3535
    Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth,
    Tell no lies.
    Everything you think you can say,
    Is in the pill
    You took today.

    In the year 4545,
    Ain’t gonna need your teeth,
    Won’t need your eyes,
    You won’t find anything to chew,
    Nobody’s gonna look at you.

    In the year 5555,
    Your arms will be hanging limp at your side,
    Your legs got nothin to do,
    Some machine doin’ that for you.

    In the year 6565,
    Ain’t gonna need a husband,
    Won’t need no wife,
    You pick your son,
    pick your daughter too,
    From the bottom of a long glass tube.

    In the year 7510,
    You God’s a comin’,
    gotta make it five ten
    Maybe He will look around himself and say,
    “Guess it’s time for the Judgement Day.”

    In the year 8510,
    God is gonna shake His mighty head,
    He’ll either say “I’ll leave where man has been,”
    Or tear it down, and start again.

    In the year 9595,
    I’m gonna wonder if man is gonna be alive,
    He’s taken everything this old earth can give,
    and he ain’t put back nothin

    Now it’s been ten thousand years,
    man has cried a billion tears,
    For what he never knew,
    Now man’s reign is through,
    And through eternal night,
    The twinkling of starlight,
    So very far away,
    Maybe it’s only yesterday…

    In the year 2525,
    If man is still alive,
    If woman can survive,
    They may find,
    *fades*

    This is a 60’s song!

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  208. I-Man says:

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
    In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight

    Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight
    Near the village, the quiet village, the lion sleeps tonight

    Hush my darling, don’t fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight
    Hush my darling, don’t fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight

    I think in the original song, there were more sound effects than lyrics.

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  209. Eragon says:

    The legend lives on from the chippewa on down
    Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
    The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
    When the skies of November turn gloomy
    With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
    Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.
    That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
    When the gales of November came early.

    The ship was the pride of the American side
    Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
    As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
    With a crew and good captain well seasoned
    Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
    When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
    And later that night when the ships bell rang
    Could it be the north wind they’d been feeling?
    The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
    And a wave broke over the railing
    And every man knew, as the captain did too,
    Twas the witch of November come stealin.
    The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
    When the gales of November came slashing.
    When afternoon came it was freezin rain
    In the face of a hurricane west wind.

    When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck saying.
    Fellas, its too rough to feed ya.
    At seven p.m. a main hatchway caved in, he said
    Fellas, its been good t’know ya
    The captain wired in he had water comin in
    And the good ship and crew was in peril.
    And later that night when his lights went outta sight
    Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

    Does any one know where the love of God goes
    When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
    The searches all say they’d have made whitefish bay
    If they’d put fifteen more miles behind her.
    They might have split up or they might have capsized;
    May have broke deep and took water.
    And all that remains is the faces and the names
    Of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

    Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
    In the rooms of her ice-water mansion.
    Old Michigan steams like a young mans dreams;
    The islands and bays are for sportsmen.
    And farther below lake Ontario
    Takes in what lake Erie can send her,
    And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
    With the gales of November remembered.

    In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed,
    In the maritime sailors cathedral.
    The church bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine times
    For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
    The legend lives on from the chippewa on down
    Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee.
    Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
    When the gales of November come early!

    This is a really heartfelt song by Gordon Lightfoot. It is called
    The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. [Your link didn’t work, but it’s easy enough to search the song on YouTube. –Admin.]

    Photo courtesy of Public Domain Clip Art.blogspot.com

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  210. Eragon says:

    Its ok. I’m surprised the pic worked. It only showed up as a link.

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  211. ☼Zinc the witch☼ says:

    210: That’s what every one does. Don’t worry about it.

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  212. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    HEY! EARTH TO PEOPLE!

    Rainbow Connection, sung by Kermit the Frog.

    Why are there so many
    Songs about rainbows
    And what’s on the other side.
    Rainbows are visions
    But only illusions
    And rainbows have nothing to hide.
    So we we’ve been told and some choose to believe it
    But I know they’re wrong,
    wait and see,
    Someday we’ll find it-
    The rainbow connection-
    The lovers,
    The dreamers,
    and me.

    Who said that every wish
    Would be heard and answered
    When wished on the morning star.
    Somebody
    Thought of that
    And someone
    Believed it
    Look what’s it’s done so far.
    What’s so amazing that keeps us stargazing
    Is what we think we might see.
    Someday we’ll find it-
    The rainbow connection-
    The lovers,
    The dreamers,
    And me.

    All of us under this spell,
    We know that it’s probably
    Magic…

    Have you been half asleep
    And have you heard voices
    I’ve heard them calling my name.
    Is this the sleep sound
    That calls the young sailor?
    The voice might be one and the same.
    I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it,
    It’s something that I’m supposed to be.
    Someday we’ll find it-
    The rainbow connection-
    The lovers,
    The dreamers,
    And me.

    La da da
    Dee da dee doo
    Da da da da da dee da dooooo.

    That’s my theme song. :wink:

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  213. I-Man says:

    Most depressing/awesome song:

    In this farewell
    There’s no blood
    There’s no Alibi
    ‘Cause I’ve Drawn Regret
    From the truth
    Of a Thousand Lies

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    So let Mercy Come
    And Wash Away
    What I’ve Done

    [Chorus:]
    I’ll face myself
    To Cross out what I’ve Become
    Erase Myself
    And let Go of What I’ve done

    Put to rest
    What you Thought of Me
    While I clean this Slate
    With the Hands of Uncertainty

    [Pre-Chorus]

    [Chorus]

    For What I’ve Done
    I start again
    And whatever pain may come
    Today this ends
    I’m Forgiving What I’ve Done!!!

    [Chorus]

    What I’ve Done
    Forgiving What I’ve Done

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  214. Syllabub says:

    Okay, so this is a really beautiful song, and I really like it. If anyone hasn’t heard of it, I suggest you look for it on YouTube.

    River by Joni Mitchell
    It’s coming on Christmas
    They’re cutting down trees
    They’re putting up reindeer
    And singing songs of joy and peace
    Oh I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on
    But it don’t snow here
    It stays pretty green
    I’m going to make a lot of money
    Then I’m going to quit this crazy scene
    I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on
    I wish I had a river so long
    I would teach my feet to fly
    Oh I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on
    I made my baby cry

    He tried hard to help me
    You know, he put me at ease
    And he loved me so naughty
    Made me weak in the knees
    Oh I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on
    I’m so hard to handle
    I’m selfish and I’m sad
    Now I’ve gone and lost the best baby
    That I ever had
    Oh I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on
    I wish I had a river so long
    I would teach my feet to fly
    Oh I wish I had a river
    I made my baby say goodbye

    It’s coming on Christmas
    They’re cutting down trees
    They’re putting up reindeer
    And singing songs of joy and peace
    I wish I had a river
    I could skate away on

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  215. Cat's Meow says:

    I learned this song in elementary school, and it has some of my favorite Christmastime lyrics.

    Someday at Christmas men won’t be boys
    Playing with bombs like kids play with toys
    One warm December our hearts will see
    A world where men are free

    Someday at Christmas there’ll be no wars
    When we have learned what Christmas is for
    When we have found what life’s really worth
    There’ll be peace on earth

    Someday all our dreams will come to be
    Someday in a world where men are free
    Maybe not in time for you and me
    But someday at Christmastime

    Someday at Christmas we’ll see a Man
    No hungry children, no empty hand
    One happy morning people will share
    Our world where people care

    Someday at Christmas there’ll be no tears
    All men are equal and no men have fears
    One shinning moment my heart ran away
    From our world today

    Someday all our dreams will come to be
    Someday in a world where men are free
    Maybe not in time for you and me
    But someday at Christmastime

    Someday at Christmas man will not fail
    Take hope because your love will prevail
    Someday a new world that we can start
    With hope in every heart

    Someday all our dreams will come to be
    Someday in a world where men are free
    Maybe not in time for you and me
    But someday at Christmastime
    Someday at Christmastime

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  216. I-Man ((William II, Official Summary Writer's Secretary, whose job requirements include reposting the latest summary when someone is confused)) says:

    They see me mowin’
    My front lawn
    I know they’re all thinking
    I’m so White N’ nerdy

    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
    I wanna roll with-
    The gangsters
    But so far they all think
    I’m too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Really, really white n’ nerdy

    First in my class here at M.I.T.
    Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
    MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
    Keep your 40
    I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin to the contrary
    You’ll find they’re quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Steven Hawkings in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
    Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
    Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
    my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
    There’s no killer app I haven’t run
    At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
    Happy days is my favourite theme song
    I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
    Here’s the part I sing on

    They see me roll on, my Segway!
    I know in my heart they think I’m
    white n’ nerdy!
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
    I’d like to roll with-
    The gangsters
    Although it’s apparent I’m too
    White n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?

    I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
    X-men comics you know I collect ’em
    The pens in my pocket
    I must protect ’em
    my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shopping online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doing websites
    When my friends need some code who do they call?
    I do HTML for them all
    Even made a homepage for my dog!
    Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
    they were having a sale down at the GAP
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

    I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
    I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
    I spend every weekend
    at the renaissance fair
    I got my name on my under wear!

    They see me strollin’
    They laughin’
    And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
    I’m so white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
    All because I’m white n’ nerdy
    Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
    I wanna bowl with-
    the gangsters
    but oh well it’s obvious I’m
    white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    I’m just too white n’ nerdy
    Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!

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  217. I-Man ((William II, Official Summary Writer's Secretary, whose job requirements include reposting the latest summary when someone is confused)) says:

    SFTDP

    Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot
    Don’t wanna be some beer swillin’ hockey nut
    And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
    I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

    They all live on donuts and moose meat
    And they leave the house without packin’ heat
    Never even bring their guns to the mall
    And you know what else is too funny?
    Their stupid Monopoly money
    Can’t take ’em seriously at all

    Well maple syrup and snow’s what they export
    They treat curling just like it’s a real sport
    They think their silly accent is so cute
    Can’t understand a thing they’re talkin’ aboot

    Sure they got their national health care
    Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
    Then again well they got Celine Dion
    Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
    And dream of drivin’ a Zamboni
    All over Saskatchewan

    Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot
    Won’t figure out their temperature in Celsius
    See the map, they’re hoverin’ right over us
    Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

    Always hear the same kind of story
    Break their nose and they’ll just say “sorry”
    Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
    It’s gotta mean they’re all up to somethin’
    So quick, before they see it comin’
    Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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  218. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    Patrick Street

    You sailors all come lend and ear and listen to me song
    Tis of a trick was played on Jack, I won’t detain you long
    He came home from sea the other day, a girl he chanced to meet
    And she asked him would he come with her to dance in Patrick St.

    “Well” said Jack “My pretty fair maid, I cannot dance too well
    Besides I’m bound for Newry town, my parents there do dwell
    I’ve been at sea these past few days, and saved up 50 pounds
    And my parents are expecting me this night in Newry town.”

    “Well sir if you cannot dance too well then you shall have a treat,
    You can have a glass of brandy and something nice to eat,
    You can be gone for Newry town before the day is done
    It’s been three years sir, don’t you think that you could have some fun?”

    Well they had not been long at the hall when whiskey was brought in
    When everyone had had their fill the dancing did begin,
    The kicked their heels and danced around all to a merry tune
    While the other couples did their doubles shuffle ’round the room.

    When the dancing it was over they did for bed repair,
    And all they did was go to sleep, the truth I do declare.
    When Jack awoke he was alone, stark naked lying in bed,
    And his darling with his 50 pounds and all his clothes had fled.

    In pacing all around the room, well nothing could he spy,
    But a women’s skirt and jumper at the foot of the bed did lie,
    he wrung his hands, he tore his hair, crying “Oh what shall I do?”
    “Oh fare thee well sweet Newry town, I’m sure I’ll never see you.”

    When night time it had come again, and daytime was away
    He put on the skirt and jumper and headed for the quay,
    And when he went to board the boat, the sailors all did say
    “Oh Jack has grown much prettier since last he went away!”

    “And is this the new spring fashion you went to but I’m sure,
    Where’s the shop that sells them, do you think they might have more?”
    The captain said “Now Jack I thought you were for Newry town,
    Well you might have bought a better suit that that for 50 pounds!”

    “Yes I might have bought a better suit, if I had had the chance.
    But I met a girl in High St. and she asked me to a dance,
    I danced my own distraction and I done it so complete
    That I vow I’ll never go back again to dance in Patrick Street!’

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  219. public like a frog who is not a cantaloupe and has gone on capitalization of proper nouns strike (9 useless wung points) says:

    MASTERS OF WAR
    Come you masters of war
    You that build the big guns
    You that build the death planes
    You that build the all the bombs
    You that hide behind walls
    You that hide behind desks
    I just want you to know
    I can see through your masks

    You that never done nothing
    But build to destroy
    You play with my world
    Like it’s your little toy
    You put a gun in my hand
    And you hide from my eyes
    And you turn and run farther
    When the fast bullets fly

    Like judas of old
    You lie and deceive
    A world war can be won
    You want me to believe
    But I see through your eyes
    And I see through your brain
    Like I see through the water
    That runs down my drain

    You fasten all the triggers
    For the others to fire
    Then you sit back and watch
    While the death count gets higher
    You hide in your mansion
    As the young people’s blood
    Flows out of their bodies
    And is buried in the mud.

    You throw the worst fear
    That can ever be hurled
    Fear to bring children
    Into the world
    For threatening my baby
    Unborn and unnamed
    You ain’t worth the blood
    That runs in your veins

    How much do I know
    To talk out of turn
    You might say that I’m young
    You might say I’m unlearned
    But there’s one thing I know
    Though I’m younger than you
    Even Jesus would never
    Forgive what you do

    Let me ask you one question
    Is your money that good
    Will it buy you forgiveness
    Do you think that it could
    I think you will find
    When your death takes its toll
    All the money you made
    Will never buy back your soul

    And I hope that you die
    And your death will come soon
    I will follow your casket
    In the pale afternoon
    And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
    Down to your deathbed
    And I’ll stand over your grave
    ‘Til I’m sure that you’re dead.

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  220. public like a frog who is not a cantaloupe and has gone on capitalization of proper nouns strike (9 useless wung points) says:

    NATIONAL BROTHERHOOD WEEK
    Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
    And the black folks hate the white folks.
    To hate all but the right folks
    Is an old established rule.

    But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
    Cassius clay and mrs. wallace are dancing cheek to cheek.
    It’s fun to eulogize
    The people you despise,
    As long as you don’t let ’em in your school.

    Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
    And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
    All of my folks hate all of your folks,
    It’s american as apple pie!

    But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
    new yorkers love the puerto ricans ’cause it’s very chic.
    Step up and shake the hand
    Of someone you can’t stand.
    You can tolerate him if you try.

    Oh, the protestants hate the catholics,
    And the catholics hate the protestants,
    And the hindus hate the muslims,
    And everybody hates the jews.

    But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
    It’s national everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood week.
    Be nice to people who
    Are inferior to you.
    It’s only for a week, so have no fear.
    Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!

    WERNHER VON BRAUN

    Gather round while I sing you of wernher von braun
    A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience
    Call him a nazi, he won’t even frown
    “Ha, nazi schmazi,” says wernher von braun
    Don’t say that he’s hypocritical
    Say rather that he’s apolitical
    “Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down
    That’s not my department,” says Wernher von Braun
    Some have harsh words for this man of renown
    But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude
    Like the widows and cripples in old london town
    Who owe their large pensions to wernher von braun.
    You too may be a big hero
    Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero
    “In german oder english I know how to count down
    Und I’m learning chinese,” says wernher von braun.
    WHO’S NEXT
    First we got the bomb, and that was good
    ‘Cause we love peace and motherhood
    Then russia got the bomb, but that’s okay
    ‘Cause the balance of power’s maintained that way
    Who’s next?
    France got the bomb, but don’t you grieve
    ‘Cause they’re on our side, I believe
    China got the bomb, but have no fears
    They can’t wipe us out for at least five years
    Who’s next?
    Then indonesia claimed that they
    Were gonna get one any day
    South africa wants two, that’s right
    One for the black and one for the white
    Who’s next?
    Egypt’s gonna get one too
    Just to use on you know who
    So israel’s getting tense
    Wants one in self defense
    “The Lord’s our shepherd,” says the psalm
    But just in case, we better get a bomb
    Who’s next?
    Luxembourg is next to go
    And, who knows, maybe monaco
    We’ll try to stay serene and calm
    When alabama gets the bomb
    Who’s next, who’s next, who’s next, who’s next?

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  221. PinkOranges says:

    I love regina spektors lyrics…here are some parts of favorite songs..

    On the Radio

    This is how it works
    You’re young until you’re not
    You love until you don’t
    You try until you can’t
    You laugh until you cry
    You cry until you laugh
    And everyone must breathe
    Until their dying breath

    Fidelity

    I never loved nobody fully
    Always one foot on the ground
    And by protecting my heart truly
    I got lost in the sounds
    I hear in my mind
    All these voices
    I hear in my mind all these words
    I hear in my mind all this music

    And it breaks my heart
    And it breaks my heart
    And it breaks my heart
    It breaks my heart

    And suppose I never met you
    Suppose we never fell in love
    Suppose I never ever let you kiss me so sweet and so soft
    Suppose I never ever saw you
    Suppose we never ever called
    Suppose I kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall
    Just to break my fall
    Just to break my fall
    Break my fall
    Break my fall

    All my friends say that of course its gonna get better
    Gonna get better
    Better better better better
    Better better better

    I never love nobody fully
    Always one foot on the ground
    And by protecting my heart truly
    I got lost
    In the sounds
    I hear in my mind
    All these voices
    I hear in my mind all these words
    I hear in my mind
    All this music
    And it breaks my heart
    It breaks my heart
    Breaks my
    Heart
    Breaks my heart

    I just love them!!!! ♥

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  222. KaiYeves says:

    Song for the Lonely, by Cher:.
    When you’re standing on the edge of nowhere
    There’s only one way up
    So your heart’s got to go there
    Through the darkest night
    See the light shine bright
    When hero’s fall, in love or war
    They live forever

    [Chorus:]
    This is a song – for the lonely
    Can you hear me tonight?
    For the broken hearted, battle scarred
    I’ll be by your side
    And this is a song – for the lonely
    When your dreams won’t come true
    Can you hear this prayer?
    ‘Cause someone’s there for you

    Well, love don’t need a reason
    She can pick you up
    Or leave you bleeding
    I’ve seen a strong man cry
    I know the reason why
    We all forgive, we all forget
    We just keep believing

    [Chorus]

    So let it find you
    Wherever you may go
    I’m right beside you
    You don’t have to look no more
    You don’t have to look no more, oh no

    [Chorus]

    It’s gonna be alright
    It’s gonna be alright
    It’s gonna be alright

    This is a song
    A song for the lonely
    And that’s not you only
    Through the darkest night
    You’re gonna see the light

    Love don’t need a reason
    Just to leave you bleeding

    Can you hear this prayer?
    Someone’s there

    This is a song – for the lonely
    Can you hear me tonight?
    For the broken hearted, battle scarred
    I’ll be by your side
    And this is a song
    For the lonely

    This one gives me chills sometimes.

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  223. Eragon says:

    Hungry Like the Wolf (Duran Duran)

    Dark in the city, night is a wire
    Steam in the subway, earth is a fire
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    Woman you want me, give me a sign
    And catch my breathing even closer behind
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

    In touch with the ground
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    Smell like I sound, Im lost in a crowd
    And Im hungry like the wolf
    Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    Mouth is alive with juices like wine
    And Im hungry like the wolf

    Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
    Ill be upon you by the moonlight side
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    High blood drumming ony our skin its so tight
    You feel my heart, Im just a moment behind
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

    In touch with the ground
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    Scent and a sound, Im lost and Im found
    And Im hungry like the wolf
    Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
    I howl and I whine Im after you
    Mouth is alive all running inside
    And Im hungry like the wolf

    (hungry like the wolf
    Hungry like the wolf
    Hungry like the wolf)

    Burning the ground I break from the crowd
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    I smell like I sound, Im lost and Im found
    And Im hungry like the wolf
    Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    Mouth is alive with juices like wine
    And Im hungry like the wolf

    Burning the ground I break from the crowd
    Im on the hunt Im after you
    Scent and a sound, Im lost and Im found
    And Im hungry like the wolf

    Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
    I howl and I whine Im after you
    Mouth is alive all running inside
    And Im hungry like the wolf…

    AND

    My Own Worst Enemy, Lit

    Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
    I didn’t mean to call you that
    I cant remember what was said or what you threw at me
    Please tell me
    Please tell me why
    My car is in the front yard
    And I’m sleeping with my clothes on
    I came in through the window last night
    And you’re gone
    Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
    Cuz every now and then I kick the living out of me
    The smoke alarm is going off and theres a cigarette
    Still burning
    Please tell me why
    My car is in the front yard
    And I’m sleeping with my clothes on
    I came in through the window last night
    And you’re gone
    Please tell me why
    My car is in the front yard
    And I’m sleeping with my clothes on
    I came in through the window last night
    Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
    Cuz every now and then I kick the living out of me
    Can we forget about the the things I said when I was drunk
    I didn’t mean to call you that

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  224. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall by Paul Simon

    Through the corridors of sleep
    Past the shadows dark and deep
    My mind dances and leaps in confusion.
    I don’t know what is real,
    I can’t touch what I feel
    And I hide behind the shield of my illusion.

    So I’ll continue to continue to pretend
    My life will never end,
    And flowers never bend
    With the rainfall.

    The mirror on my wall
    Casts an image dark and small
    But I’m not sure at all its my reflection.
    I am blinded by the light
    Of God and truth and right
    And I wander in the night without direction.

    So I’ll continue to continue to pretend
    My life will never end,
    And flowers never bend
    With the rainfall.

    It’s no matter if you’re born
    To play the king or pawn
    For the line is thinly drawn ‘tween joy and sorrow,
    So my fantasy
    Becomes reality,
    And I must be what I must be and face tomorrow.

    So I’ll continue to continue to pretend
    My life will never end,
    And flowers never bend
    With the rainfall.

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  225. (224) *sings along* Hey, I just stopped for gas and coffee on my long drive home and almost the first thing I see on the blog is one of my favorite songs. That certainly brightened a somewhat melancholy evening for me. Thank you! It’s like meeting a friend on the road. (Actually, a whole blog of friends….)

    But I’m sorry you’re having a sad day. It’s really tough to lose people you love. Music is definitely a good place to put those feelings.

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  226. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    225~ I love that song too. *sings*
    I hope you’re having a good trip home, it was wonderful to see you a few times while you were in the area. Sorry to hear it’s been a melancholy evening for you too. *hugs and choklit*
    I really hope I didn’t miss you’re brief stop by, the compy was being utterly EVILE.

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  227. (226) Oh, only ever so slightly melancholy to be traveling away from so many good friends. Nothing that a Paul Simon tune, a bit of MuseBlogging, and happy reminiscences couldn’t turn around. Thanks!

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  228. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    227~ Glad to be of service. :D

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  229. Eragon says:

    Bon Jovi: You Give Love A Bad Name

    An angels smile is what you sell
    You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
    Chains of love got a hold on me
    When passions a prison, you cant break free

    You’re a loaded gun
    There’s nowhere to run
    No one can save me
    The damage is done

    Shot through the heart
    And you’re to blame!
    You give love a bad name
    I play my part and you play your game
    You give love a bad name
    You give love a bad name

    Paint your smile on your lips
    Blood red nails on your fingertips
    A school boys dream, you act so shy
    Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye

    You’re a loaded gun
    Theres nowhere to run
    No one can save me
    The damage is done

    Shot through the heart
    And you’re to blame!
    You give love a bad name
    I play my part and you play your game
    You give love a bad name
    You give love a bad name…

    Woooooahh! *guitar fade*

    Shot through the heart
    And you’re to blame!
    You give love a bad name
    I play my part and you play your game
    You give love a bad name
    You give love a bad name… (repeat out)

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  230. RoseQuartz/LadyG says:

    195- What are they???

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  231. ♫ Eragon♪ George Dubbya Bush is gone so I'm randomly extending my name! I'm HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY! says:

    Oh God! Our favorite thread is deaaaad!

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  232. ♫ Eragon♪ George Dubbya Bush is gone so I'm randomly extending my name! I'm HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY! says:

    This could be long.

    American Pie

    A long, long time ago…
    I can still remember
    How that music used to make me smile.
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those people dance
    And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

    But february made me shiver
    With every paper I’d deliver.
    Bad news on the doorstep;
    I couldn’t take one more step.

    I can’t remember if I cried
    When I read about his widowed bride,
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the music died.

    So bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    Singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    Did you write the book of love,
    And do you have faith in God above,
    If the Bible tells you so?
    Do you believe in rock ‘n roll,
    Can music save your mortal soul,
    And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

    Well, I know that you’re in love with him
    `cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
    You both kicked off your shoes.
    Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

    I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
    With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day the music died.

    I started singin’,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    And singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
    And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
    But that’s not how it used to be.
    When the jester sang for the king and queen,
    In a coat he borrowed from james dean
    And a voice that came from you and me,

    Oh, and while the king was looking down,
    The jester stole his thorny crown.
    The courtroom was adjourned;
    No verdict was returned.
    And while lennon read a book of marx,
    The quartet practiced in the park,
    And we sang dirges in the dark
    The day the music died.

    We were singing,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    And singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
    The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
    Eight miles high and falling fast.
    It landed foul on the grass.
    The players tried for a forward pass,
    With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

    Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
    While the sergeants played a marching tune.
    We all got up to dance,
    Oh, but we never got the chance!
    `cause the players tried to take the field;
    The marching band refused to yield.
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the music died?

    We started singing,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    And singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    Oh, and there we were all in one place,
    A generation lost in space
    With no time left to start again.
    So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
    Jack flash sat on a candlestick
    Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

    Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
    No angel born in hell
    Could break that satan’s spell.
    And as the flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrificial rite,
    I saw satan laughing with delight
    The day the music died

    He was singing,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    And singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    I met a girl who sang the blues
    And I asked her for some happy news,
    But she just smiled and turned away.
    I went down to the sacred store
    Where I’d heard the music years before,
    But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.

    And in the streets: the children screamed,
    The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
    But not a word was spoken;
    The church bells all were broken.
    And the three men I admire most:
    The father, son, and the holy ghost,
    They caught the last train for the coast
    The day the music died.

    And they were singing,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    Singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.
    This’ll be the day that I die.

    They were singing,
    Bye-bye, miss american pie.
    Drove my chevy to the levee,
    But the levee was dry.
    Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
    Singin’, this’ll be the day that I die.

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  233. Jadestone says:

    Lives
    Modest Mouse

    Everyone’s afraid of their own life
    If you could be anything you want
    I bet you’d be disappointed, am I right?
    No one really knows the ones they love
    If you knew everything they thought
    I bet that you’d wish that they’d just shut up

    Well, you were the dull sound of sharp math
    When you were alive
    No ones gonna play the harp when you die
    And if I had a nickel for every damn dime
    I’d have half the time, do you mind?

    Everyone’s afraid of their own lives
    If you could be anything you want
    I bet you’d be disappointed, am I right?
    Am I right, am I right, am I right?
    And it’s our lives

    It’s hard to remember, it’s hard to remember
    We’re alive… for the first time
    It’s hard to remember, it’s hard to remember
    Were alive… for the last time
    It’s hard to remember, it’s hard to remember
    To live… before you die
    It’s hard to remember, it’s hard to remember
    That our lives… are such a short time
    It’s hard to remember, it’s hard to remember
    When it takes such a long time
    It’s hard to remember,
    It’s hard to remember…

    My mom’s God is a woman and my mom she is a witch
    I like this
    My hell comes from inside, comes from inside myself
    Why fight this

    Everyone’s afraid of their own lives
    If you could be anything you want
    I bet you’d be disappointed, am I right?

    Several parts of these lyrics really struck me in that special way MM songs do. Mostly the 4th verse and “My hell comes from inside, comes from inside myself/Why fight this.” I love Isaac Brock…

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  234. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For”:.
    I have climbed the highest mountains
    I have run through the fields
    Only to be with you
    Only to be with you

    I have run
    I have crawled
    I have scaled these city walls
    These city walls
    Only to be with you

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

    I have kissed honey lips
    Felt the healing fingertips
    It burned like a fire
    This burning desire

    I have spoke with the tongue of angels
    I have held the hand of a devil
    It was warm in the night
    I was cold as a stone

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

    I believe in the Kingdom Come
    When all the colors will bleed into one
    Bleed into one
    Well, yes I’m still running

    You broke the bonds
    And you loosened the chains
    Carried the cross
    Of all my shame
    all my shame
    You know I believe it

    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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  235. Rainbowstar (3 piepoints) says:

    I’ll follow You Into The Dark, by Death Cab For Cutie. Weird band name, but good song.

    Love of mine
    Someday you will die
    But I’ll be close behind
    I’ll follow you into the dark
    No blinding light
    Or tunnels to gates of white
    Just our hands clasped so tight
    Waiting for the hint of a spark

    If heaven and hell decide
    That they both are satisfied
    And illuminate the “No”s
    On their vacancy signs
    If there’s no one beside you
    When your soul embarks
    Then I’ll follow you into the dark

    In Catholic school
    As vicious as Roman rule
    I got my knuckles bruised
    By a lady in black
    And I held my tongue
    As she told me, “Son,
    Fear is the heart of love”
    So I never went back

    If heaven and hell decide
    That they both are satisfied
    And illuminate the “No”s
    On their vacancy signs
    If there’s no one beside you
    When your soul embarks
    Then I’ll follow you into the dark

    You and me
    Have seen everything to see
    From Bangkok to Calgary
    And the soles of your shoes
    Are all worn down
    The time for sleep is now
    But it’s nothing to cry about
    Because we’ll hold each other soon
    In the blackest of rooms

    If heaven and hell decide
    That they both are satisfied
    And illuminate the “No”s
    On their vacancy signs
    If there’s no one beside you
    When your soul embarks
    Then I’ll follow you into the dark
    Then I’ll follow you into the dark

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  236. trust kokopelli says:

    Nice song.

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  237. Rainbowstar (3 piepoints) says:

    Human, by The Killers.

    I did my best to notice
    When the call came down the line
    Up to the platform of surrender
    I was brought but I was kind
    And sometimes I get nervous
    When I see an open door
    Close your eyes, clear your heart, cut the cord

    Are we human or are we dancers?
    My sign is vital, my hands are cold
    And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
    Are we human or are we dancers?

    Pay my respects to grace and virtue
    Send my condolences to good
    Give my regards to soul and romance
    They always did the best they could
    And so long to devotion
    You taught me everything I know
    Wave good bye, wish me well
    You gotta let me go

    Are we human or are we dancers?
    My sign is vital, my hands are cold
    And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
    Are we human or are we dancers?

    Will your system be all right
    When you dream of home tonight?
    There is no message we’re receiving
    Let me know, is your heart still beating?

    Are we human or are we dancers?
    My sign is vital, my hands are cold
    And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
    You’ve gotta let me know

    Are we human or are we dancers?
    My sign is vital, my hands are cold
    And I’m on my knees looking for the answer
    Are we human or are we dancers?

    Are we human or are we dancers?

    Are we human or are we dancers?

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  238. ♫ Eragon♪ Ok! I got rid of that stupid extention. says:

    The worst song ever:

    I can’t seem to face up to the facts
    I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
    I can’t sleep because my bed�s on fire
    Don’t touch me I�m a real live wire.

    Psycho Killer
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fabetter
    Run run run run run run run away
    Psycho Killer
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away
    OH OH OH OHHHHH! AY AY AY AY AY OOOOOO!

    You start a conversation you can’t even finish it.
    You’re talkin’ a lot, but you’re not sayin’ anything.
    When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
    Say something once, why say it again?

    Psycho Killer,
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
    Run run run run run run run away
    Psycho Killer
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away
    OH OH OH OH! AY AY AY AY OOOOOOOH!

    Ce que j’ai fait, ce soir-la�
    Ce qu’elle a dit, ce soir-la�
    R�alisant mon espoir
    Je me lance vers la gloire … OK
    We are vain and we are blind
    I hate people when they’re not polite

    Psycho Killer,
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away
    Psycho Killer,
    Qu’est-ce que c’est?
    fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
    Run run run run run run run away

    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh….

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  239. public like a frog (34 wung points.) says:

    LIVING ON A PRAYER- BON JOVI
    Once upon a time not so long ago:
    tommy used to work on the docks
    union’s been on strike

    He’s down on his luck – It’s tough
    so tough.
    Gina works the diner all day
    working for her man

    She brings home her pay for love
    for love.

    She says: We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
    ’cause it doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.
    We’ve got each other and that’s a lot for love –
    We’ll give it a shot.

    We’re half way there – livin’ on a prayer

    Take my hand and we’ll make it
    i swear – livin’ on a prayer.

    Tommy got his six string in hock.
    Now he’s holding in what he used to make it talk –
    so tough
    it’s tough.
    Gina dreams of running away
    when she cries in the night
    Tommy whispers: Baby
    it’s okay
    someday.

    We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got . . .
    We’re half way there – livin’ on a prayer
    . . .

    We’ve got to hold on ready or not

    You live for the fight when it’s all that you’ve got.

    We’re half way there – Livin’ on a prayer
    . . .
    We’re half way there – Livin’ on a prayer
    . . .
    We’re half way there – Livin’ on a prayer
    . . .

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  240. Kokonilly says:

    I love ABBA. :D

    Money, Money, Money (Rich Man’s World)
    I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
    Ain’t it sad
    And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
    That’s too bad

    In my dreams I have a plan
    If I got me a wealthy man
    I wouldn’t have to work at all, I’d fool around and have a ball…

    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    In the rich man’s world
    Money, money, money
    Always sunny
    In the rich man’s world

    All the things I could do
    If I had a little money
    It’s a rich man’s world

    A man like that is hard to find but I can’t get him off my mind
    Ain’t it sad
    And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn’t fancy me
    That’s too bad

    So I must leave, I’ll have to go
    To Las Vegas or Monaco
    And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same…

    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    In the rich man’s world
    Money, money, money
    Always sunny
    In the rich man’s world

    All the things I could do
    If I had a little money
    It’s a rich man’s world
    Money, money, money
    Must be funny
    In the rich man’s world
    Money, money, money
    Always sunny
    In the rich man’s world

    All the things I could do
    If I had a little money
    It’s a rich man’s world

    It’s a rich man’s world

    Thank You For The Music
    I’m nothing special, in fact I’m a bit of a bore
    If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it before
    But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
    ‘Cause everyone listens when I start to sing
    I’m so grateful and proud
    All I want is to sing it out loud

    So I say
    Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
    Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
    Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
    What would life be
    Without a song or a dance, what are we?
    So I say thank you for the music
    For giving it to me

    Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk
    She says I began to sing long before I could talk
    And I’ve often wondered, how did it all start?
    Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
    Like a melody can
    Well, whoever it was, I’m a fan

    So I say
    Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
    Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
    Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
    What would life be
    Without a song or a dance, what are we?
    So I say thank you for the music
    For giving it to me

    I’ve been so lucky, I am the girl with golden hair
    I wanna sing it out to everybody
    What a joy, what a life, what a chance…!

    So I say
    Thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing
    Thanks for all the joy they’re bringing
    Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
    What would life be
    Without a song or a dance, what are we?
    So I say thank you for the music
    For giving it to me

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  241. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    ABBA! w00t! I’m listening to Gimme! gimme! Gimme! right now!

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  242. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    99 Red Balloons, by Nena:.
    You and I in a little toy shop
    buy a bag of balloons with the money we’ve got
    Set them free at the break of dawn
    ‘Til one by one, they were gone
    Back at base, bugs in the software
    Flash the message, “Something’s out there”
    Floating in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by.

    99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
    Panic bells, it’s red alert
    There’s something here from somewhere red
    The war machine springs to life
    Opens up one eager eye
    Focusing it on the sky
    Where 99 red balloons go by.

    99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
    To worry, worry, super-scurry
    Call the troops out in a hurry
    This is what we’ve waited for
    This is it boys, this is war
    The president is on the line
    As 99 red balloons go by.

    99 Knights of the air
    ride super-high-tech jet fighters
    Everyone’s a Superhero
    Everyone’s a Captain Kirk
    With orders to identify
    To clarify and classify
    Scramble in the summer sky
    As 99 red balloons go by.

    99 dreams I have had
    In every one a red balloon
    It’s all over and I’m standin’ pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenier
    Just to prove the world was here…
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you and let it go.

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  243. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    This is usually sung on the last night of camp. (This is the camp of the whole Orange County, GAPAs! No need to snip!)

    Where the cactus meets the mountains
    And the mountains touch the sky.
    And the sky’s the bluest blue that it can be.
    Where a million stars like diamonds smile
    On a campfire’s burning glow.
    And the moon so bright
    It’ just as light
    To guide you, you can see…

    Well the road’s a little dusty
    And the trees a trifle few
    But the beauty’s there
    In the fesh clear air
    and the friendships thatcha knew.
    The freedom of the forest
    let’s your soul breathe deep and long.
    And a part of me will always be here
    Singin Scherman’s song.

    Where the pine trees smell like butterscotch
    And the thunder greets the rain,
    You can feel the joy of living every day.
    Where the peacefulness and solitude
    And the memories thatcha share,
    Give you strength to face the time when it’s goodbye
    You’ll have to say…

    Well the road’s a little dusty
    And the trees a trifle few
    But the beauty’s there
    In the fesh clear air
    and the friendships thatcha knew.
    The freedom of the forset
    let’s your soul breathe deep and long.
    And a part of me will always be here
    Singin Scherman’s song.

    Singin Scherman’s sooong…

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  244. Alice says:

    .
    Little pebble upon the sand
    Now you’re lying here in my hand
    How many years have you been here?

    Little human upon the sand
    From where I’m lying here in your hand
    You to me are but a passing breeze.

    The sun will always shine where you stand
    Depending in which land you may find yourself.
    Now you have my blessing go your way.

    Happiness runs in a circular motion,
    Thought is like a little boat upon the sea
    Everybody is a part of everything anyway
    You can have everything if you let yourself be.

    Happiness runs, happiness runs
    Happiness runs, happiness runs
    Happiness runs happiness runs

    Why-o? Because.
    Why-o? Because.
    Why-o? Because.
    Why-o? Because.
    Why-o? Because.
    Why-o? Because.

    Happiness runs in a circular motion
    Thought is like a little boat upon the sea…

    Etc. It’s supposed to be a round. I’m never sure where it’s supposed to end.

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  245. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫ says:

    Phantom of the Opera: Think of Me
    .
    Think of me
    think of me fondly,
    when we’ve said goodbye.
    Remember me
    once in a while –
    please promise me
    you’ll try.
    When you find
    that, once
    again, you long
    to take your heart back
    and be free –
    if you
    ever find
    a moment,
    spare a thought
    for me
    We never said
    our love
    was evergreen,
    or as unchanging
    as the sea –
    but if
    you can still
    remember
    stop and think
    of me . . .

    Think of all the things
    we’ve shared and seen –
    don’t think about the things
    which might have been . . .

    Think of me,
    think of me waking,
    silent and
    resigned.
    Imagine me,
    trying too hard
    to put you
    from my mind.
    Recall those days
    look back
    on all those times,
    think of the things
    we’ll never do –
    there will
    never be
    a day, when
    I won’t think
    of you…

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  246. RoseQuartz/LadyG says:

    245: Those aren’t the lyrics I know. I’m singing that for the talent show next Friday. The lyrics from my score:

    Think of me,
    think of me fondly when we’ve said goodbye.
    Remember me,
    ev’ry so often, promise me you’ll try.
    On that day, that not so distant day, when you are far away and free,
    if you ever find a moment, spare a thought for me.

    And though it’s clear, though it was always clear that this was never meant to be,
    if you happen to remember, stop and think of me.

    Think of August when the trees were green;
    don’t think about the way things might have been.
    Think of me,
    think of me waking silent and resigned.
    Imagine me,
    trying too hard to put you from my mind.
    Think of me, please say you’ll think of me, whatever else you choose to do.
    There will never be a day when
    I won’t think of you.

    Flowers fade, the fruits of summer fade, they have their season so do we…
    but please promise me that sometimes you will think…
    [cadenza]
    of me!

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  247. Aggie the Tired says:

    246- Oh. Well, that’s just how they were in the movie, I’m not sure…

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  248. KaiYves (Delta V) says:

    The Challenge by Karen Linsey:.
    They smiled and waved as they passed the camera,
    About to ride a dream as a jaded world looked on.
    We’d seen it all before — space had lost its glamour, then,
    In a blast of smoke, their lives were gone.

    They tried to meet the challenge of reaching for the stars,
    To touch their light so clear but yet so far.
    They tried to leave the cradle — to view the great unknown,
    To proudly stride the cosmos on their own.

    It struck a blow to our complacent nature.
    Some said this vain attempt would surely be our last.
    We’d finally come to comprehend the danger
    Of striving for new worlds beyond our grasp.

    But we won’t let fear diminish the sacrifice they made.
    We’ll carry on their dreams in memory of their names.
    Because we can meet the challenge of reaching for the stars
    To touch their light, so clear but yet so far.
    It’s time to leave the cradle, to view the great unknown,
    To proudly stride the cosmos on our own.

    Yes, it is sad, I know.

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  249. Luna the Lovely says:

    Tom Lehrer’s Element Song. freakin’ awesome. We watched it yesterday in Chemistry. Twas awesome.

    “There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
    And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
    Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
    And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
    And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium,
    And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.”

    And on through Nobelium. Lawrencium and onwards were not yet discovered……

    ’tis an absolutely awesome song–I am trying to memorize it……

    Anyway, go to youtube, search “Tom Lehrer”, got to the second page of results, last hit. WATCH!

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  250. Daisy*chain says:

    ‘I’m Going Slightly Mad’
    by Queen.

    When the outside temperature rises
    And the meaning is oh so clear
    One thousand and one yellow daffodils
    Begin to dance in front of you – oh dear

    Are they trying to tell you something?
    You’re missing that one final screw
    You’re simply not in the pink my dear
    To be honest you haven’t got a clue

    I’m going slightly mad
    I’m going slightly mad
    It finally happened, happened
    It finally happened
    It finally happened – I’m slightly mad

    Oh dear!

    I’m one card short of a full deck
    I’m not quite the shilling
    One wave short of a shipwreck
    I’m not my usual top billing

    I’m coming down with a fever
    I’m really out to sea
    This kettle is boiling over
    I think I’m a banana tree

    Oh dear,
    I’m going slightly mad
    I’m going slightly mad
    It finally happened, happened
    It finally happened
    It finally happened – I’m slightly mad

    oh dear!

    I’m knitting with only one needle
    Unraveling fast its true
    I’m driving only three wheels these days
    But my dear how about you?

    I’m going slightly mad
    I’m going slightly mad
    It finally happened
    It finally happened, oh yes

    It finally happened, I’m slightly mad!
    Just very slightly mad!
    And there you have it!

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  251. MissSwann says:

    (From Memory!!!)

    Well, if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say!
    I never wanted to let you down or had you go
    It’s better off this way!
    For all the dirty looks,
    The photographs your boyfriend took
    Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

    I’m noooooot ooooookay!
    I’m not okaaaaaay,
    I’m not okaaaaaaaaaaay,
    You wear me out!!!!!!

    (Emo PMS song!)

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  252. I-Man ((William II, Official Summary Writer's Secretary, whose job requirements include reposting the latest summary when someone is confused)) says:

    Its all the same, only the names will change
    Everyday it seems were wasting away
    Another place where the faces are so cold
    Id drive all night just to get back home
    .
    Chorus:
    Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
    Im wanted dead or alive
    Wanted dead or alive

    Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
    And the people I meet always go their separate ways
    Sometimes you tell the day
    By the bottle that you drink
    And times when youre all alone all you do is think

    Chorus

    I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
    I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
    I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
    Ive seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all

    Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
    Im wanted dead or alive
    Im a cowboy, I got the night on my side
    Im wanted dead or alive
    Wanted dead or alive

    What’s this? What’s this?
    There’s color everywhere
    What’s this?
    There’s white things in the air
    What’s this?
    I can’t believe my eyes
    I must be dreaming
    Wake up, Jack, this isn’t fair
    What’s this?

    What’s this? What’s this?
    There’s something very wrong
    What’s this?
    There’s people singing songs

    What’s this?
    The streets are lined with
    Little creatures laughing
    Everybody seems so happy
    Have I possibly gone daffy?
    What is this?
    What’s this?

    There’s children throwing snowballs
    Instead of throwing heads
    They’re busy building toys
    And absolutely no one’s dead

    There’s frost on every window
    Oh, I can’t believe my eyes
    And in my bones I feel the warmth
    That’s coming from inside

    Oh, look
    What’s this?
    They’re hanging mistletoe, they kiss
    Why that looks so unique, inspired
    They’re gathering around to hear a story
    Roasting chestnuts on a fire
    What’s this?

    What’s this?
    In here they’ve got a little tree, how queer
    And who would ever think
    And why?

    They’re covering it with tiny little things
    They’ve got electric lights on strings
    And there’s a smile on everyone
    So, now, correct me if I’m wrong
    This looks like fun
    This looks like fun
    Oh, could it be I got my wish?
    What’s this?

    Oh my, what now?
    The children are asleep
    But look, there’s nothing underneath
    No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them
    Oh ensnare them, only little cozy things
    Secure inside their dreamland
    What’s this?

    The monsters are all missing
    And the nightmares can’t be found
    And in their place there seems to be
    Good feeling all around

    Instead of screams, I swear
    I can hear music in the air
    The smell of cakes and pies
    Are absolutely everywhere

    The sights, the sounds
    They’re eveywhere and all around
    I’ve never felt so good before
    This empty place inside of me is filling up
    I simply cannot get enough

    I want it, oh, I want it
    Oh, I want it for my own
    I’ve got to know
    I’ve got to know
    What is this place that I have found?
    What is this?

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  253. Beavo says:

    My friends’ relationship song. Forever and Always by Bullet for My Valentine.

    (Forever and always…)

    That time is here again
    Prepare to be apart
    And it drives you crazy
    Each time I go away
    The distance gets longer
    But it makes us stronger

    Should it all come crashing
    Down around me
    Would you be there
    Should I stumble and fall
    And pick up the pieces?

    Forget about the s*** that we’ve been through
    I wanna stay here forever and always
    Standing here in front of all of you
    I wanna stay here forever and always

    These days are dead again
    It’s empty from the start
    And it drives me crazy
    The hours drift away
    It hurts to remember
    This will soon be over

    Should it all come crashing
    Down around me
    Would you be there
    Should I stumble and fall
    And pick up the pieces?

    Forget about the s*** that we’ve been through
    I wanna stay here forever and always
    Standing here in front of all of you
    I wanna stay here forever and always

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  254. small but fierce with 10 wung points and one blue ice bear point says:

    525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes -how do you measure,
    measure a year?
    In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
    In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In
    525,600 minutes – how do you measure a year in the life?
    How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
    love.

    525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan. 525,600 minutes – how can you measure
    the life of a woman or man?

    In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried. In bridges he burned, or
    the way that she died.

    It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let’s celebrate remember a year in the life of friends. Remember
    the love! Remember the love! Remember
    the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love.

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  255. Silver Lining says:

    I daresay that this thread is dying. SO PEOPLE COME HERE AND POST/READ SONG LYRICS!!!!!!

    I have “I am the Walrus” stuck in my head. It’s really starting to get on my nerves. My favorite part is when it says,
    “corporationteeshirtsstupidbloodyTuesdaymanyou’vebeenanaughtyboyyou’veletyourfacegrowlong. . .” It’s said all in one breath. The other one says, “element’rypenguinssingingHareKrishnamanyoushould’veseenthemkickingEdgarAllenPoe.”

    That song is wack!

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  256. public like a frog (37 wung points) says:

    JACOBITE SONGS
    .
    THE ATHOL GATHERING
    Wha will ride wi’ gallant murray , wha will ride for geordie’s sel’
    He’s the flooer o’ glen isla and the darlin’ o’ dunkeld
    See the white rose in his bonnet, see his banner o’er the tay
    His guid sword he noo has drawn it and has flung his sheath away

    Every faithfu’ murray follows, first of heroes, best of men
    Every true and trusty stewart blithely leaves his native glen
    Athol lads are lads of honour, westland rogues are rebels a’
    When we come within their border we maun gar the campbell’s claw

    Menzies he’s our friend and brother, gask and strowan are nae slack
    Noble perth has ta’en the field and a’ the drummonds at his back
    Let us ride wi’ gallant murray , let us fight for charlie’s crown
    From the right we’ll never sinder til we bring the tyrants down

    macIntosh the gallant sodger, wi’ the grahams and gordons gay
    They hae ta’en tae the field of honour, spite of all their chiefs could say
    Bend the musket point the rapier, shift the brog for lowland shoe
    Scour the durk and face the danger, macIntosh is a’ tae do
    WHA’LL BE KING BUT CHARLIE?
    The news from moidart cam yestreen
    Will soon gar mony ferlie,
    For ships o war hae just come in
    And landed royal charlie.

    Come through the heather, around him gather,
    Ye’re all the welcomer early;
    Around him cling with a your kin,
    For wha’ll be king but charlie?
    Come through the heather, around him gather
    Come ronald, come donald, come a the gither;
    And crown your rightfu lawfu king
    For wha’ll be king but charlie?

    The highland clans with sword in hand
    Frae john o groats tae airlie
    Hae tae a man declared to stand
    Or fa wi royal charlie.

    The lowlands a, both great an sma,
    Wi many’s a lord and laird hae
    Declared for scotia’s king an kaw,
    And spier ye wha, but charlie.

    There’s ne’er a lass in a the land
    But vows both late and early
    To man she’ll neer give heart nor hand
    Wha wadna fecht fer charlie.

    Then here’s a health tae charlie’s cause,
    And be’t complete and early;
    His very name our heart’s bluid

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  257. Piggy says:

    ATTENTION EVERYONE: PUT A SENTENCE WITH A PERIOD AT THE END BEFORE YOU POST AN ENTIRE SONG. YOU’RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE SIDE OF THE PAGE.

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  258. (257) Piggy, I think I caught them. I’ve added a note to the top of the thread as well.

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  259. bookgirl_me says:

    I can’t get this song out of my head: I’ll just post the lyrics and translation. Everybody cracks up when I sing it, because I was voted “nicest kid in class” for several years running, and always end up lending people stuff. Here is the chorus with a translation:

    FALCO – EGOIST

    Die ganze Welt dreht sich um mich
    denn ich bin nur ein Egoist
    der Mensch, der mir am nächsten ist
    bin ich, ich bin ein Egoist

    ENGLISH:

    The whole world revolves around me,
    ’cause I’m just an egoist,
    the person I hold dearest to me is myself,
    `cause I’m just an egoist

    This, b.t.w., is an excellent example of austrian humor. I’d translate the whole thing, but it’s mostly slang and homework is attacking…

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  260. public like a frog (37 wung points) says:

    . BLACKLEG MINER (a not-particularly-pleasant song about northumberlandian (?) scabs and coal strikes.)
    It’s in the evenin’ after dark
    the blackleg miner creeps to work
    With his moleskin pants and his dirty shirt
    there goes the blackleg miner!

    He grabs his duds and down he goes
    to hew the coal that lies below
    There’s not a woman in this town-row
    will look at the blackleg miner.

    Oh, deleval is a terrible place
    They rub wet clay in the blackleg’s face
    Around the heaps they run a foot-race
    to catch the blackleg miner.

    Dinna gang near the seghill mine
    Across the road they stretch a line
    to catch the throat and break the spine
    of the dirty blackleg miner.

    They grabbed his duds,
    his picks as well
    and heaved them doon the pit o’ h***
    Sayin’,”Doon ye go, and fare ye well, ye dirty blackleg miner!”

    So join the union while ye may
    don’t wait ’til your dien’ day
    for that may not be far away
    ye dirty blackleg miner!
    (This song was originally sang by striking coal miners to threaten scabs, or “blacklegs.”)

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  261. Beavo says:

    Skadi’s Touch by Cassandra Syndrome

    Shadows all begin to grow
    Living water stops its flow
    As all now tumble into sleep
    Summer’s secret there to keep

    Hail to Queen of ice and snow
    Hail the Goddess of the cold

    Now the dancer in the night
    Shows herself in the moonlight
    Ivory her hair and skin
    Pale eyes drink the forest in

    Hail to Queen of ice and snow
    Hail the Goddess of the cold

    Freeze us there in shining glass
    As the Goddess dances past
    Lightly dance from home to hall
    Winter dances for us all

    Hail to Queen of ice and snow
    Hail the Goddess of the cold

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  262. I-Man ((William II, Official Summary Writer's Secretary, whose job requirements include reposting the latest summary when someone is confused)) says:

    Our Country by John Mellencamp.

    Well I can stand beside
    Ideals I think are right
    And I can stand beside
    The idea to stand and fight
    I do believe
    There’s a dream for everyone
    This is our country

    There’s room enough here
    For science to live
    And there’s room enough here
    For religion to forgive
    And try to understand
    All the people of this land
    This is our country

    From the east coast
    To the west coast
    Down the Dixie Highway
    Back home
    This is our country

    That poverty could be
    Just another ugly thing
    And bigotry would be
    Seen only as obscene
    And the ones that run this land
    Help the poor and common man
    This is our country

    From the east coast
    To the west coast
    Down the Dixie Highway
    Back home
    This is our country

    The dream is still alive
    Some day it will come true
    And this country it belongs
    To folks like me and you
    So let the voice of freedom
    Sing out through this land
    This is our country

    From the east coast
    To the west coast
    Down the Dixie Highway
    Back home
    This is our country

    From the east coast
    To the west coast
    Down the Dixie Highway
    Back home
    This is our country

    Hey, ho, to the bottle I go – Merry and Pippin.

    Hey, ho, to the bottle I go
    to heal my heart and drown my woe
    Rain may fall and wind may blow,
    But there still beeee
    Many miles to go

    Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
    and the stream that falls from hill to plain,
    Better than rain or rippling brook-
    Is a mug of beer inside this Took!

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  263. WildAndWindy says:

    The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel.

    Hello darkness, my old friend,
    I’ve come to talk with you again,
    Because a vision softly creeping,
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of silence.

    In restless dreams I walked alone
    Narrow streets of cobblestone,
    ‘neath the halo of a street lamp,
    I turned my collar to the cold and damp
    When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
    A neon light
    That split the night
    And touched the sound of silence.

    And in the naked light I saw
    Ten thousand people, maybe more.
    People talking without speaking,
    People hearing without listening,
    People writing songs that voices never share
    And no one dared
    Disturb the sound of silence.

    Fools, said I, You do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows.
    Hear my words that I might teach you,
    Take my arms that I might reach you.
    But my words like silent raindrops fell,
    And echoed
    In the wells of silence

    And the people bowed and prayed
    To the neon god they made.
    And the sign flashed out its warning,
    In the words that it was forming.
    And the signs said, the words of the prophets
    Are written on the subway walls
    And tenement halls.
    And whispered in the sounds of silence.

    I love the way Rush alludes to this in their song Spirit of the Radio when he sings at the end:

    For the words of the profits
    were written on the studio wall,
    Concert hall
    and echoes with the sounds of salesmen.

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  264. Midnight Fiddler (she of 2 spzdk, 500 PiePoints and 30 Muszey points) says:

    263~ I love the Sound of Silence. It’s beautiful the way it builds and then fades away again.

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  265. Kokopelli52 says:

    Deck the halls with poison ivy
    falalalala,lalalala
    ‘Tis the season to be naughty
    falalalala,lalalala
    Crash the windows, pop the tires
    falala,lalala,lalala
    Set George Bush’s pants on fire
    falalalala,lalalala

    I like all the songs from LOTR especially the Rohirrim one.

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  266. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    Knight of the wind full lyrics.

    wooooaaah wooaaahh woooaaaahhhhoooaahhhooaahh
    hey, all
    welcome to the greatest storm
    I know you have waited much too long
    and I,I will be your shinning star
    I’m here,here to conquer near and far

    Like a sword
    I’m brought
    into the heat of day
    Like a knight
    I’ll fight
    untill the fight is won
    In the rage I’ll save
    each and every
    each and every
    each and everyone
    ’till this war is won
    And I’m meant
    to rule
    by the sword
    slashing through the
    every inch of the power
    the power in you
    as I sit
    as I stand
    by the table command
    my kingdom
    I’m the knight of the wind
    I’m the knight of the wind
    woooaaahhhhh woooaaahhhh
    wooooaaaahhhh woooaaahhh woooaaaahhhh
    Hey all
    welcome to the end is near
    I know
    I will bring you pain and fear
    On the ground
    to the sky
    face with you and I
    In a flash
    I’m gone
    hold the old crown high
    In a rage
    I save
    each and every each and every each and every one
    till this war is won
    And I’m mean’t
    to rule
    by the sword
    slashing through the every inch of the power
    power in you
    As I sit
    as I stand
    by the table I command
    My kingdom
    I’m the knight of the wind
    I’m the knight of the wind
    I’m the knight of the wind
    Catch him with some massive force
    a strong hold of power
    My offence is unbreakable
    ya better let me on!
    woooaahhhh woooaaahhhh woooaahhh woooaahhh woooaahhhh
    Like a sword
    I’m brought
    into the heat of day
    Like a knight
    I fight
    Untill the fight is won
    In the rage
    I save
    each and every each and every each and every one
    till this war is won
    And I’m mean”t to rule
    By the sword
    Slashing through the every inch of the power
    Power in you
    As I sit
    as I stand
    by the table I command
    My Kingdom
    I’m the knight of the wind
    I’m the knight of the wind.

    Is that the most epic song in the world or what

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  267. bookgirl_me says:

    Vienna waits for you: (Billy Joel)

    Slow down, you crazy child
    you’re so ambitious for a juvenile
    But then if you’re so smart, tell me
    Why are you still so afraid?

    Where’s the fire, what’s the hurry about?
    You’d better cool it off before you burn it out
    You’ve got so much to do and
    Only so many hours in a day

    But you know that when the truth is told..
    That you can get what you want or you get old
    You’re gonna kick off before you even
    Get halfway through
    When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

    Slow down, you’re doing fine
    You can’t be everything you want to be
    Before your time
    Although it’s so romantic on the borderline tonight
    Tonight,…
    Too bad but it’s the life you lead
    you’re so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need
    Though you can see when you’re wrong, you know
    You can’t always see when you’re right. You’re right…

    You’ve got your passion, you’ve got your pride
    but don’t you know that only fools are satisfied?
    Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true
    When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

    Slow down, you crazy child
    and take the phone off the hook and disappear for awhile
    it’s all right, you can afford to lose a day or two
    When will you realize, ..Vienna waits for you?
    And you know that when the truth is told
    that you can get what you want or you can just get old
    You’re gonna kick off before you even get half through
    Why don’t you realize; Vienna waits for you
    When will you realize; Vienna waits for you?

    Ironic: for me going to vienna = stress + studying. The song says the opposite…

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  268. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    All the small things, Blink 182.

    All the, small things
    True care, truth brings
    I’ll take, one lift
    Your ride, best trip

    Always, I know
    You’ll be at my show
    Watching, waiting,
    commiserating

    Say it ain’t so, I will not go,
    turn the lights off, carry me home
    Na, na…

    Late night, come home
    Work sucks, I know
    She left me roses by the stairs,
    surprises let me know she cares

    Say it ain’t so, I will not go,
    turn the lights off, carry me home
    Na, na…

    Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
    Na, na·

    Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

    Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill

    Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

    Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill

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  269. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Spanish Ladies

    Farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies,
    Farewell and adieu, to you ladies of Spain,
    For we’ve received orders to sail for old England,
    We hope in a short time to see you again!

    We’ll rant and we’ll roar, like true British sailors,
    We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt seas,
    Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England,
    From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

    We hove our ship to with a wind from sou’west boys,
    We hove our ship to, for to strike soundings clear,
    It’s fourty-five fathoms with a white sandy bottom,
    We squared our main yard and up channel did steer.

    We’ll rant and we’ll roar, like true British sailors,
    We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt seas,
    Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England,
    From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

    Now the first land we sighted it is called the Deadman,
    Next Ram’s Head off Plymouth, Start, Portland and White,
    We sailed on by Beachy, by Fairly and Dungeness,
    And we hove our ship to by the south Foreland Light.

    We’ll rant and we’ll roar, like true British sailors,
    We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt seas,
    Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England,
    From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

    Then the signal was given for the grand fleet to anchor,
    And all in the downs, that night for to lie.
    Let go your shank-painter, likewise your cat-stopper,
    Haul up your clew garnets, let tacks and sheets fly!

    We’ll rant and we’ll roar, like true British sailors,
    We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt seas,
    Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England,
    From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

    Then let every man drink off his full bumper,
    And let every man toss of his full glass,
    We’ll sing and be jolly and drown melancholy,
    And here’s to the health of each true-hearted lass!

    We’ll rant and we’ll roar, like true British sailors,
    We’ll rant and we’ll roar all on the salt seas,
    Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England,
    From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

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  270. crazyquotescollector says:

    Concrete Angel by Martina Mcbride:

    She walks to school with the lunch she packed
    Nobody knows what she’s holding back
    Wearing the same dress she wore yesterday
    She hides the bruises with the linen and lace, oh

    The teacher wonders but she doesn’t ask
    It’s hard to see the pain behind the mask
    Bearing the burden of a secret storm
    Sometimes she wishes she was never born

    Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
    In a world that she can’t rise above
    But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
    Where she’s loved concrete angel

    Somebody cries in the middle of the night
    The neighbors hear but they turn out the light
    A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
    When morning comes it will be too late

    Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
    In a world that she can’t rise above
    But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
    Where she’s loved concrete angel

    A statue stands in a shaded place
    An angel girl with an upturned face
    A name is written on a polished rock
    A broken heart that the world forgot

    Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
    In a world that she can’t rise above
    But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place
    Where she’s loved concrete angel

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  271. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    You Know my Name, by Chris Cornell.

    If you take a life
    Do you know what you’ll give?
    Odds are you won’t like what it is.

    When the storm arrives
    Would you be seen with me?
    By the merciless eyes I’ve deceived

    I’ve seen angels fall from blinding heights
    But you yourself are nothing so divine
    Just next in line

    Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
    The odds will betray you
    And I will replace you
    You can’t deny the prize it may never fulfill you
    It longs to kill you
    Are you willing to die?
    The coldest blood runs through my veins
    You know my name

    If you come inside
    Things will not be the same
    When you return to my eyes

    And if you think you’ve won
    You never saw me change
    The game that we have been playing

    I’ve seen diamonds cut through harder men
    Then you yourself but if you must pretend
    You may meet your end

    Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
    The odds will betray you
    And I will replace you
    You can’t deny the prize it may never fulfill you
    It longs to kill you
    Are you willing to die?
    The coldest blood runs through my veins

    Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
    The odds will betray you
    And I will replace you
    You can’t deny the prize it may never fulfill you
    It longs to kill you
    Are you willing to die?
    The coldest blood runs through my veins
    You know my name (You Know My Name)

    You Know My Name (You Know My Name)
    You Know My Name
    You Know My Name
    You Know My Name

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  272. Midnight Fiddler says:

    The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by the Arrogant Worms
    [apologies to any Canadians]

    Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,
    I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
    But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn’t there
    And bankers came and took my land and told me “fair is fair”

    I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
    “Hire you now?” they’d always laugh, “we just let twenty go!” (Ha-haa!)
    The government, they promised me a measly little sum
    But I’ve got too much pride to end up just another bum.

    Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
    I’m gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!

    Cause it’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains
    Stealin’ wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And It’s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores

    Well, you’d think the local farmers would know that I’m at
    large,
    But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
    I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
    I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!

    A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river
    Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a’quiver
    Cause they know that Captain Tractor’s hiding in the bay
    I’ll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

    And it’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains
    Stealin’ wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And it’s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores

    Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
    He followed on the shoreline cause he didn’t own a boat
    But the cutbacks were a’coming and the Mountie lost his job
    And now he’s sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!

    A swingin’ sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
    I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)
    Sailing down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas
    If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

    (HA-HARR!!)
    It’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains
    Stealin’ wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And It’s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores

    (*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty dog!)
    (*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty gopher!)
    (*spoken* Arr.. ya.. salty bale of hay!)
    Well, the Pirate life’s appealing but you just don’t find it here,
    I hear in north Alberta there’s a band of buccaneers
    They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
    And you’re gonna loose your stetson if you have to pass their
    way!

    Well, winter is a’comin’ and a chill is in the breeze
    My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
    But I’ll be back in springtime but now I have to go
    I hear there’s lots of plundering down in New Mexico!

    And it’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains
    Stealin’ wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And it’s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores

    And it’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains
    Stealin’ wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And it’s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores
    When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores…

    (Ha-ha-harr, eh?)

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  273. Alice says:

    Kilkelly

    Kilkelly, Ireland, 18 and 60, my dear and loving son John
    Your good friend the schoolmaster Pat McNamara’s so good
    As to write these words down.
    Your brothers have all gone to find work in England,
    The house is so empty and sad
    The crop of potatoes is sorely infected,
    A third to a half of them bad.
    And your sister Brigid and Patrick O’Donnell
    Are going to be married in June.
    Your mother says not to work on the railroad
    And be sure to come on home soon.

    Kilkelly, Ireland, 18 and 70, dear and loving son John
    Hello to your Mrs. and to your four children,
    May they grow healthy and strong.
    Michael has got in a wee bit of trouble,
    I suppose that he never will learn.
    Because of the dampness there’s no turf to speak of
    And now we have nothing to burn.
    And Brigid is happy, you named a child for her
    Although she’s got six of her own.
    You say you found work, but you don’t say
    What kind or when you will be coming home.

    Kilkelly, Ireland, 18 and 80, dear Michael and John, my sons
    I’m sorry to give you the very sad news
    That your dear old mother has gone.
    We buried her down at the church in Kilkelly,
    Your brothers and Brigid were there.
    You don’t have to worry, she died very quickly,
    Remember her in your prayers.
    And it’s so good to hear that Michael’s returning,
    With money he’s sure to buy land
    For the crop has been poor and the people
    Are selling at any price that they can.

    Kilkelly, Ireland, 18 and 90, my dear and loving son John
    I suppose that I must be close on to eighty,
    It’s thirty years since you’ve gone.
    Because of all of the money you sent me,
    I’m still living out on my own.
    Michael has built himself a fine house
    And Brigid’s daughters have grown.
    Thank you for sending your family picture,
    They’re lovely young women and men.
    You say that you might even come for a visit,
    What joy to see you again.

    Kilkelly, Ireland, 18 and 92, my dear brother John
    I’m sorry that I didn’t write sooner to tell you that father passed on.
    He was living with Brigid, she says he was cheerful
    And healthy right down to the end.
    Ah, you should have seen him playing with
    The grandchildren of Pat McNamara, your friend.
    And we buried him alongside of mother,
    Down at the Kilkelly churchyard.
    He was a strong and a feisty old man,
    Considering his life was so hard.
    And it’s funny the way he kept talking about you,
    He called for you in the end.
    Oh, why don’t you think about coming to visit,
    We’d all love to see you again.

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  274. fireandhemlock1996 says:

    Word of God Speak

    I’m finding myself at a loss for words
    And the funny thing is it’s okay
    The last thing I need is to be heard
    But to hear what You would say

    [CHORUS]
    Word of God speak
    Would You pour down like rain
    Washing my eyes to see
    Your majesty
    To be still and know
    That You’re in this place
    Please let me stay and rest
    In Your holiness
    Word of God speak

    I’m finding myself in the midst of You
    Beyond the music, beyond the noise
    All that I need is to be with You
    And in the quiet hear Your voice

    [REPEAT CHORUS 2x]

    I’m finding myself at a loss for words
    And the funny thing is it’s okay

    Indescribable

    From the highest of heights to the depths of the sea
    Creation’s revealing Your majesty
    From the colors of fall to the fragrance of spring
    Every creature unique in the song that it sings
    All exclaiming

    Indescribable, uncontainable,
    You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name.
    You are amazing God
    All powerful, untameable,
    Awestruck we fall to our knees as we humbly proclaim
    You are amazing God

    Who has told every lightning bolt where it should go
    Or seen heavenly storehouses laden with snow
    Who imagined the sun and gives source to its light
    Yet conceals it to bring us the coolness of night
    None can fathom

    Indescribable, uncontainable,
    You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name
    You are amazing God
    All powerful, untameable,
    Awestruck we fall to our knees as we humbly proclaim
    You are amazing God
    You are amazing God

    Indescribable, uncontainable,
    You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name.
    You are amazing God
    All powerful, untameable,
    Awestruck we fall to our knees as we humbly proclaim
    You are amazing God
    Indescribable, uncontainable,
    You placed the stars in the sky and You know them by name.
    You are amazing God
    Incomparable, unchangeable
    You see the depths of my heart and You love me the same
    You are amazing God
    You are amazing God

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  275. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    I Am All of Me, by Crush 40 (a really amazing band, you should listen to them if you haven’t).

    I see no, hear no evil
    Black writings on the wall
    Unleashed a million faces
    Then one by one they fall

    Black hearted evil
    Brave hearted hero
    I am all, I am all I am

    I, I, I, I am

    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go

    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare
    One step forward, two steps back,
    I’m there
    (One step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (3x)
    (keep it going)

    I see and feel the evil
    My hands will crush ’em all
    You think you have the answer
    I’ll laugh and watch you fall

    Black hearted evil
    Brave hearted hero
    I am all, I am all I am

    I, I, I, I am

    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go

    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare
    One step forward, two steps back,
    I’m there
    (One step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (3x)
    (keep it going)

    I am, I am everyone
    everywhere
    anyhow
    anyway
    anywhere
    everyday

    I am, I am everyone
    everywhere
    anyhow
    anyway
    anywhere
    everyday

    I am I am I am
    I am I am I am
    I am

    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (4x)

    (keep it going)

    I am I am all of me

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  276. KaiYves (Delta V) Go LRO! says:

    Lit up with anticipation
    We arrive at the launching site.
    The sky is still dark, nearing dawn
    On the Florida coastline

    Circling choppers slash the night
    With roving searchlight beams
    This magic day when super-science
    Mingles with the bright stuff of dreams

    Floodlit in the hazy distance
    The star of this unearthly show
    Venting vapours, like the breath
    Of a sleeping white dragon

    Crackling speakers, voices tense
    Resume the final count
    All systems check, T minus nine
    As the sun and the drama start to mount

    The air is charged
    A humid, motionless mass
    The crowds and the cameras
    The cars full of spectators pass
    Excitement so thick you could cut it with a knife
    Technology…high, on the leading edge of life

    The earth beneath us starts to tremble
    With the spreading of a low black cloud
    A thunderous roar shakes the air
    Like the whole world exploding

    Scorching blast of golden fire
    As it slowly leaves the ground
    Tears away with a mighty force
    The air is shattered by the awesome sound

    Like a pillar of cloud
    The smoke lingers high in the air
    In fascination
    With the eyes of the world
    We stare…

    It’s even better if you can HEAR it.

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  277. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    Merry and Pippin’s songs, from FotR and RotK (movies)

    Hey, Ho, to the Bottle I go.

    Hey, Ho, to the Bottle I go,
    To heal my heart and drown my woe,
    Rain may fall, and wind may blow,
    But there still beeeeee
    Many miles to go

    Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
    And the stream that falls from hill to plain.
    Better than rain or rippling brook-
    Is a mug of beer inside this Took!

    Green Dragon.

    You can search far and wide,
    You can drink the whole town dry,
    but you’ll never find a beer so brown
    but you’ll never find a beer so brown
    than the one we drink in our hometown!
    (Than the one we drink in our hometown)

    You can drink your fancy ales,
    You can drink ’em by the flagon,
    But the only brew for the brave and truuuuuuue
    Comes from the Green Dragon!

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  278. KaiYves (Delta V) Go LRO! says:

    The Trail We Blaze, by Sir Elton John, from the unfairly panned The Road to El Dorado:

    Look out new world, here we come!
    Brave, intrepid and then some
    Pioneers of maximum
    Audacity whose resumes
    Show that we are just the team
    To live where others merely dream
    Building up a head of steam
    On the trail we blaze!

    Changing legend into fact!
    We shall ride into history.
    Turning myth into truth!
    We shall surely gaze
    On the sweet unfolding
    Of an antique mystery
    All will be revealed
    On the trail we blaze!

    Paradise is close at hand
    Shangri-la, the promised land
    Seventh heaven on demand
    Quite unusual nowadays.
    Virgin vistas, undefiled.
    Minds and bodies running wild.
    In the man behold the child.
    On the trail we blaze!

    The trail we blaze
    Is a road uncharted.
    Through terra incognita to a golden shrine!
    No place for the traveler
    To be faint-hearted
    We are part of the sumptuous grand design

    Changing legend into fact!
    We shall ride into history.
    Turning myth into truth!
    We shall surely gaze on the sweet unfolding
    Of an antique mystery
    All will be revealed
    On the trail we blaze!
    On the trail we blaze!

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  279. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    We’re the Spaceballs, The Spinners.

    If you’re livin in a bubble and you haven’t got a care
    Well, you’re gonna be in trouble, cause we’re gonna steal your air
    Cause what you got is what we need and all we do is dirty deeds
    We’re the Spaceballs, Watch Out! cause we’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the master of space
    Hey, Don’t mess around with the Spaceballs
    Uh

    Goin cruisin in a spaceship , we’re so good at being bad
    We’ll destroy your little planet if you ever get us mad
    We’re mothers of the galaxy
    You better scatter when you see
    The Spaceballs, Watch out! We’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the masters of space
    Say what? Don’t mess around with the spaceballs.
    Watch out!

    We’re mothers of the galaxy
    We’re gonna take the air you breathe
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh Spaceballs
    Watch out!
    We’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the masters of space
    Do-do-do-do don’t mess around with the spaceballs
    Yo, Watch out

    We’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the masters of space
    Hey, don’t mess around with the Spaceballs
    Watch out

    We’ve got a boss’in little ship
    So you better watch your lip
    ‘Cause we’re the Spaceballs
    Watch out!

    You may think that you are bad
    But believe you can be had
    By the Spaceballs
    Watch out

    We’re the Spaceballs
    Watch out!
    We’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the masters of space
    Don’t mess around with the Spaceballs

    We’re so bad and mean
    We make nightmares out of dreams
    We’re the Spaceballs
    We’re the Spaceballs

    You better watch out
    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

    New Divide, Linkin Park.

    I remembered black skies, the lightning all around me
    I remembered each flash as time began to blur
    Like a startling sign that fate had finally found me
    And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

    So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
    Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
    Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between
    Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide

    There was nothing in sight but memories left abandoned
    There was nowhere to hide, the ashes fell like snow
    And the ground caved in between where we were standing
    And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

    So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
    Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes across this new divide

    In every loss, in every lie, in every truth that you’d deny
    And each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide
    And your voice was all I heard that I get what I deserve

    So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
    Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
    Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between
    Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide
    Across this new divide, across this new divide

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  280. KaiYves (Delta V) LRO is in lunar orbit! says:

    Actually a Pokemon song, “To Know The Unknown”:

    How the universe began
    What the future holds
    Why do fools fall in love?
    What happens to our souls?
    Clues to life’s mysteries
    Are what we hope to find.
    Always reachin’ for a reason
    Searchin’ for a sign.

    To know the unknown
    (It doesn’t mean that much to me)
    To know the unknown
    (Some secrets are just meant to be)
    Don’t want all the answers
    ‘Cause one thing is true
    As long as my heart beats
    I’ll always love you
    So I don’t need to know
    The unknown

    Is there life on other planets?
    Why there’s magic in a kiss
    What dreams really mean?
    Who hears us when we wish?
    Everybody’s wondering
    Tryin’ to understand
    But all the revelations
    Are like castles in the sand

    To know the unknown
    (It doesn’t mean that much to me)
    To know the unknown
    (Some secrets are just meant to be)
    I don’t need all the answers
    ‘Cause one thing is true
    As long as the earth turns
    I’ll always love you

    You don’t have to tell me
    Just why you went away
    Now that you’ve come back
    There’s nothing more to say
    All I really need to know
    Is that you’re here to stay

    (Repeat Chorus twice)

    So I don’t need to know
    The unknown

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  281. Silver Lining says:

    (lovely song)

    Life is Wonderful
    by Jason Mraz

    It takes a crane to build a crane
    It takes two floors to make a story
    It takes an egg to make a hen
    It takes a hen to make an egg
    There is no end to what I’m saying

    It takes a thought to make a word
    And it takes some words to make and action
    and it takes some work to make it work
    It takes some good to make it hurt
    It takes some bad for satisfaction

    [Chorus]
    Ah la la la la la la life is wonderful
    Ah la la la la la la life goes full circle
    Ah la la la la la life is wonderful
    Ah la la la life

    It takes a night to make it dawn
    It takes a day to make you yawn, brother
    And it takes some old to make you young
    And it takes some cold to know the sun
    It takes the one to have the other

    And it takes no time to fall in love
    But it takes you years to know what love is
    And it takes your fears to make you trust
    It takes some tears to make it rust
    It takes the dust to have it polished, yeah

    [chorus]

    It is so
    It is so

    It takes some silence to make sound
    It takes a loss before you found it
    And it takes a road to go nowhere
    It takes a toll to make you care
    It takes a hole to make a mountain

    Ah la la la la la life is wonderful
    Ah la la la la la life goes full circle
    Ah la la la la la life is wonderful
    Ah la la la la la life is meaningful
    Ah la la la la la life is wonderful
    Ah la la la la la life

    It is so wonderful
    It is so meaningful
    It is so wonderful
    It is meaningful
    It is wonderful
    It is meaningful
    It goes full circle
    It is wonderful

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  282. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    I Am… All of Me, Crush 40 (best video game band ever).

    I see no, hear no evil
    Black writings on the wall
    Unleashed a million faces
    Then one by one they fall

    Black hearted evil
    Brave hearted hero
    I am all, I am all I am

    I, I, I, I am

    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go

    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare
    One step forward, two steps back,
    I’m there
    (One step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (3x)
    (keep it going)

    I see and feel the evil
    My hands will crush ’em all
    You think you have the answer
    I’ll laugh and watch you fall

    Black hearted evil
    Brave hearted hero
    I am all, I am all I am

    I, I, I, I am

    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go,
    Here we go, buddy,
    Here we go

    Go ahead and try to see through me
    Do it if you dare
    One step forward, two steps back,
    I’m there
    (One step forward, two steps back)
    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (3x)
    (keep it going)

    I am, I am everyone
    everywhere
    anyhow
    anyway
    anywhere
    everyday

    I am, I am everyone
    everywhere
    anyhow
    anyway
    anywhere
    everyday

    I am I am I am
    I am I am I am
    I am

    Do it, do it, do it, do it

    Can you see all of me?
    Walk into my mystery
    Step inside and hold on for dear life

    Do you remember me?
    Capture you or set you free
    I am all, I am all of me

    (I am, I am all of me)

    I am , I am, I’m all of me (4x)

    (keep it going)

    I am I am all of me

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  283. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    This thread is getting no attention due to the fact that it’s getting impossible to copy and paste lyrics any more…

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  284. Fio (aka La Mort) says:

    Pollution- Tom Lehrer

    If you visit American city
    You will find it very pretty
    Just two things of which you must beware
    Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air

    Pollution, pollution
    They got smog and sewage and mud
    Turn on your tap
    And get hot and cold running crud

    See the halibuts and the sturgeons
    Being wiped out by detergeons
    Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly
    But they don’t last long if they try

    Pollution, pollution
    You can use the latest toothpaste
    And then rinse your mouth
    With industrial waste

    Just go out for a breath of air
    And you’ll be ready for Medicare
    The city streets are really quite a thrill
    If the hoods don’t get you, the monoxide will

    Pollution, pollution
    Wear a gas mask and a veil
    Then you can breathe
    Long as you don’t inhale

    Lots of things there that you can drink
    But stay away from the kitchen sink
    The breakfast garbage that you throw in to the bay
    They drink as lunch in San José

    So go to the city
    See the crazy people there
    Like lambs to the slaughter
    They’re drinking the water
    And breathing, cough, the air

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  285. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ says:

    Amazing song by Lemon Demon. This Hyper World.

    Oh, for the first time in your life
    you’re asking me for my advice
    But don’t you dare think you’re off the hook
    without me taking an honest look
    You got nothing up your sleeve
    you got plenty on your mind
    and your mouth is getting dry
    because you’re yawning all the time
    and the days are getting longer
    but your patience ticks away
    and the wind could knock you over
    if the walls weren’t in the way
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do?
    Oh, you’ve got to close your eyes
    strike that, you’ve got to open them
    Oh, your thoughts are flexible
    but somehow you have broken them
    you’re knocking at the door
    like you’d rather not find out
    what is on the other side
    because it proves beyond a doubt
    that you never had a clue
    what you wanted all along
    you attempt to hold your ground
    like being weak is being strong
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do?
    Oh, I don’t know, run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world
    Oh, run the rooftop marathon
    until your sense of up and down is gone
    Discover ten brand new ways
    to make tomorrow’s weather like today’s
    You’re stuck inside a pattern.
    You’re stuck inside a loop
    and you’re stuck inside a pattern
    You’re stuck inside a loop
    and you’re stuck inside a pattern
    You’re stuck inside a loop
    and you’re stuck inside a pattern
    You’re stuck, so take a hammer to it
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do?
    Oh, I don’t know, run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world
    I only understand myself
    Just me and nobody else
    I only understand myself
    Just me and nobody else
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    What can you do? What can you do about it?
    Oh, I don’t know, run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world
    I don’t know, run outside and twirl
    Scream hello at this hyper world

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  286. I-Man says:

    Still Alive, from the game Portal.

    This was a triumph!
    I’m making a note here:
    “HUGE SUCCESS!!”

    It’s hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.

    Aperture Science:
    We do what we must
    because we can.

    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there’s no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    I’m not even angry…
    I’m being so sincere right now-
    Even though you broke my heart,
    and killed me.

    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!

    Now, these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we’re out of beta.
    We’re releasing on time!
    So I’m GLaD I got burned-
    Think of all the things we learned-
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me…
    I think I’d prefer to stay inside…
    Maybe you’ll find someone else
    to help you?
    Maybe Black Mesa?
    That was a joke! *HAHA- Fat Chance!*

    Anyway this cake is great!
    It’s so delicious and moist!

    Look at me: still talking
    when there’s science to do!
    When I look out there,
    it makes me GLaD I’m not you.

    I’ve experiments to run.
    There is research to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.
    And believe me I am
    still alive.
    I’m doing science and I’m
    still alive.
    I feel fantastic and I’m
    still alive.
    While you’re dying I’ll be
    still alive.
    And when you’re dead I will be
    still alive.

    Still alive.

    Still alive.

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  287. Fio (aka La Mort) says:

    More Tom Lehrer:

    The Vatican Rag

    First you get down on your knees,
    Fiddle with your rosaries,
    Bow your head with great respect,
    And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

    Do whatever steps you want, if
    You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
    Everybody say his own
    Kyrie eleison,
    Doin’ the Vatican Rag.

    Get in line in that processional,
    Step into that small confessional,
    There, the guy who’s got religion’ll
    Tell you if your sin’s original.
    If it is, try playin’ it safer,
    Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
    Two, four, six, eight,
    Time to transubstantiate!

    So get down upon your knees,
    Fiddle with your rosaries,
    Bow your head with great respect,
    And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

    Make a cross on your abdomen,
    When in Rome do like a Roman,
    Ave Maria,
    Gee it’s good to see ya,
    Gettin’ ecstatic an’
    Sorta dramatic an’
    Doin’ the Vatican Rag!

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  288. I-Man says:

    All you need is love, the Beatles.

    Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
    There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
    Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
    Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
    It’s easy.
    There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
    No one you can save that can’t be saved.
    Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
    in time – It’s easy.

    All you need is love, all you need is love,
    All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
    Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
    All you need is love, all you need is love,
    All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
    There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
    Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
    Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
    It’s easy.
    All you need is love, all you need is love,
    All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
    All you need is love (all together now)
    All you need is love (everybody)
    All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

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  289. KaiYves- Let's Kick Up Some Moon Dust! says:

    Water On The Moon, by John Marmie and Jeff Petro:

    5…4…3…2…1

    Signs are in the Universe,
    Drifting out in space.
    Somewhere beyond the darkness
    Lie the answers for the human race.

    Stars shine deep in the galaxy.
    Will we see them face-to-face?
    I don’t know what lies tomorrow-
    Curiosity will lead the way.

    I wanna go-
    Faster, faster!
    Hands in the air, we’re gonna crash!
    Searchin’ for the answers
    Like Galileo through his looking glass.
    That’s the reason
    The dreamer’s eyes we gaze into-
    A sense of purpose known by few.
    Like finding water on the moon.

    If Galileo had his way
    I’m sure he’d dance upon the stars.
    What a wondrous sense of destiny
    To be the first to set foot on Mars.

    I wanna go-
    Faster, faster!
    Hands in the air, we’re gonna crash!
    Searchin’ for the answers
    Like Galileo through his looking glass.
    That’s the reason
    The dreamer’s eyes we gaze into-
    A sense of purpose known by few.
    Like finding water on the moon.

    Round and round
    The Earth and moon we race.
    Pulling back to say goodbye,
    It’s time to disembrace.
    Falling into darkness
    By some sacrifice.
    We’re on our way,
    We’re on our way.

    I wanna go-
    Faster, faster!
    Hands in the air, we’re gonna crash!
    Searchin’ for the answers
    Like Galileo through his looking glass.
    That’s the reason
    The dreamer’s eyes we gaze into-
    A sense of purpose known by few.
    Like finding water on the moon.

    Faster, faster!
    Hands in the air, we’re gonna crash!
    Searchin’ for the answers
    Like Galileo through his looking glass.
    That’s the reason
    The dreamer’s eyes we gaze into-
    A sense of purpose known by few.
    Like finding water on the moon.

    I don’t know if these are the exact lyrics, because I had to copy it down while I was listening. There doesn’t seem to actually be a transcript anywhere on the web. Either way, very Muserly.

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  290. KaiYves- Got Water? says:

    Because I promised to listen to it for John Lennon and LCROSS, I’m also posting the lyrics to Across the Universe, by The Beatles:

    Words are flying out like
    endless rain into a paper cup
    They slither while they pass
    They slip away across the universe
    Pools of sorrow waves of joy
    are drifting thorough my open mind
    Possessing and caressing me

    Jai guru deva om
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world

    Images of broken light which
    dance before me like a million eyes
    That call me on and on across the universe
    Thoughts meander like a
    restless wind inside a letter box
    they tumble blindly as
    they make their way across the universe

    Jai guru deva om
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world

    Sounds of laughter shades of life
    are ringing through my open ears
    exciting and inviting me
    Limitless undying love which
    shines around me like a million suns
    It calls me on and on across the universe

    Jai guru deva om
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Nothing’s gonna change my world
    Jai guru deva
    Jai guru deva

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  291. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Ten Thousand Miles Away

    Oh for a brave and a gallant ship, and a fair and a favoring breeze
    With a bully crew and a captain too, to carry me over the seas.
    To carry me over the seas, me boys, to my true love far away,
    For I’m taking a trip on a government ship, ten thousand miles away.

    And it’s blow ye winds hi-ho, a roving I will go.
    I’ll stay no more on Erin’s shore to hear the fiddlers play,
    I’m off on the bounding main, and I won’t be back again
    For I’m on the boat to my own true love, ten thousand miles away.

    My true love she was beautiful, my true love she was young,
    Her eyes were like the diamonds bright, and silver was her tongue.
    And silver was her tongue, me lads, as the bis ship left the bay,
    And she said ‘Will you remember me, ten thousand miles away?”

    And it’s blow ye winds hi-ho, a roving I will go.
    I’ll stay no more on Erin’s shore to hear the fiddlers play,
    I’m off on the bounding main, and I won’t be back again
    For I’m on the boat to my own true love, ten thousand miles away.

    It was a dark and a dismal day, when last I saw my Peg,
    She’d a government bad about each hand, and another one ’round her leg.
    And another one ’round her leg, me lads, as the big ship sailed away,
    ‘Adeu” said she, ‘Remember me, ten thousand miles away.”

    And it’s blow ye winds hi-ho, a roving I will go.
    I’ll stay no more on Erin’s shore to hear the fiddlers play,
    I’m off on the bounding main, and I won’t be back again
    For I’m on the boat to my own true love, ten thousand miles away.

    On the sun it shines through the Dublin fog, and the Liffy runs quite clear,
    The water brine turns into wine, and I forget my beer.
    And I forget my beer, me boys, or the landlord’s quarter day,
    But I’ll never forget my own true love, ten thousand miles away.

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  292. KaiYves- Got Water? says:

    Calypso, by John Denver (About Captain Cousteau’s ship, not the mythological figure.)

    To sail on a dream on a crystal clear ocean
    To ride on the crest of a wild raging storm
    To work in the service of life and the living
    In search of the answers to questions unknown
    To be part of the movement and part of the
    growing
    Part of beginning to understand

    Aye, Calypso, the places you’ve been to
    The things that you’ve shown us
    The stories you tell
    Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit
    The men who have served you
    So long and so well

    Like the dolphin who guides you
    You bring us beside you
    To light up the darkness and show us the way
    For though we are strangers in your silent world
    To live on the land we must learn from the sea
    To be true as the tide
    And free as the wind-swell
    Joyful and loving in letting it be

    Aye, Calypso, the places you’ve been to
    The things that you’ve shown us
    The stories you tell
    Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit
    The men who have served you
    So long and so well

    Aye, Calypso, the places you’ve been to
    The things that you’ve shown us
    The stories you tell
    Aye, Calypso, I sing to your spirit
    The men who have served you
    So long and so well

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  293. shadowfire says:

    For All the Wrong Reasons by Tom Petty-currently my favorite song.

    Trouble blew in on a cold dark wind
    It came without no warning
    And that big ol’ house went up for sale
    They were on the road by morning
    Oh, the days went slow, into the changing season
    Oh, out in the cold, for all the wrong reasons

    Well she grew up hard and she grew up fast
    In the age of television
    And she made a vow to have it all
    It became her new religion
    Oh, down in her soul, it was an act of treason
    Oh, down they go, for all the wrong reasons

    Where the sky begins, the horizon ends
    Despite the best intentions
    And a big ol’ man goes up for sale
    He becomes his own invention
    Oh, the days go slow, into the changing season
    Oh, bought and sold, for all the wrong reasons
    Oh, down they go, for all the wrong reasons

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  294. shadowfire says:

    This thread has died.

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  295. bookgirl_me says:

    Walk away (by kelly clarkson). I love this song:

    You’ve got your mother and your brother
    Every other undercover
    Tellin’ you what to say (say)
    You think I’m stupid
    But the truth is
    That it’s cupid, baby
    Lovin’ you has made me this way
    So before you point your finger
    Get your hands off of my trigger
    Oh yeah
    You need to know this situation’s getting old
    And now the more you talk
    The less I can take, oh

    I’m looking for attention
    Not another question
    Should you stay or should you go?
    Well, if you don’t have the answer
    Why are you still standin’ here?
    Hey, hey, hey, hey
    Just walk away
    Just walk away
    Just walk away

    I waited here for you
    Like a kid waiting after school
    So tell me how come you never showed (showed)?
    I gave you everything
    And never asked for anything
    And look at me
    I’m all alone (alone)
    So, before you start defendin’
    Baby, stop all your pretendin’
    I know you know I know
    So what’s the point in being slow
    Let’s get the show on the road today
    Hey

    I’m looking for attention
    Not another question
    Should you stay or should you go?
    Well, if you don’t have the answer
    Why are you still standin’ here?
    Hey, hey, hey, hey
    Just walk away
    Just walk away
    Just walk away

    I wanna love
    I want a fire
    To feel the burn
    My desires
    I wanna man by my side
    Not a boy who runs and hides
    Are you gonna fight for me?
    Die for me?
    Live and breathe for me?
    Do you care for me?
    ‘Cause if you don’t then just leave

    I’m looking for attention
    Not another question
    Should you stay or should you go?
    Well, if you don’t have the answer
    Why are you still standin’ here?
    Hey, hey, hey, hey
    Just walk away

    If you don’t have the answer
    Walk away
    Just walk (walk) away
    (Just walk away)
    Then just leave
    Yeah yeah
    Walk away
    Walk away
    Walk away

    I love this song. Especially when I’m a bit mad. I especially like the “I’m looking for attention, not another question” part. Bombarding people with irrevelant/annoying questions is not attention. I could post some translations of german song lyrics, if anyone is interested. Here’s one german song by die Ärtzte (the doctors) which has pwnsome lyrics-it’s about gossip. I’ll just post the translation since this post is long enough as it is:

    Lass’ die Leute reden (Let them (the people) talk!):

    Did you do something that no-one else does,
    did you wear high heels or even a hat,
    or did you (dare to) wear a too short dress,
    without asking your neighbours first?

    Now you’ll be punished with distaste,
    you’re a shame for the whole neighbourhood,
    you don’t even know what their names are,
    while they’re already gossiping about you 24/7

    (chorus)
    Let them talk and don’t listen to them,
    Most people don’t have anything better to do,
    Let them talk, by day and by night,
    Let the people talk- that’s what they’ve always done

    You’ve surely robbed a bank,
    how else could you pay the rent? and-
    you’re not allowed to go to America anymore,
    since you’re Osama Bin Ladens girlfriend,

    Do you shave your lady’s beard daily,
    or do you have a few corpses buried in your backyard,
    the neighbours mentioned something like that, so
    don’t be afraid to find the police on your doorstep.

    (chorus)
    Let them talk and just don’t listen (to them)
    The most people don’t even mean you harm
    It’s their boring life that’s bugging them
    and the day is more interesting, when you tell fairytales

    (and on, and on. You get the idea…it’s the Ärtzte, so there’s a bit of stronger language in back.)

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  296. shadowfire says:

    Brain Damage.

    The lunatic is on the grass
    The lunatic is on the grass
    Remembering games, and daisy chains and laughs
    Got to keep the loonies on the path

    The lunatic is in the hall
    The lunatics are in my hall
    The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more

    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
    I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

    The lunatic is in my head
    The lunatic is in my head
    You raise the blade, you make the change
    You rearrange me till I’m sane
    You lock the door
    And throw away the key
    There’s someone in my head but it’s not me.

    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
    You shout and no one seems to hear
    And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
    I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon
    (I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day)

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  297. I-Man says:

    My Sitar, by Dr. Bombay.

    Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
    Playing my sitar everyday
    Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
    Won’t stop playing, no no no
    Faster and faster fast it goes
    Playing the sitar with my toes
    Hutalahey Hutalahey
    Hutalahey, oh
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Hutal Hutala Hutala Hey
    Play my sitar night and day
    Hutala Hutala Hutala Ho
    Conect it to my stereo
    Faster and faster fast it goes
    Playing the sitar with my toes
    Hutalahey Hutalahey
    Hutalahey, oh
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Faster and faster fast it goes
    Faster and faster fast it goes
    Faster and faster fast it goes
    Playing the sitar with my toes
    Hutalahey Hutalahey
    Hutalahey, oh
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh
    I like my sitar
    I like my sitar
    I play the sitar, sitar
    Wherever I go
    Oheyoh

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  298. ☺Ducky☺ says:

    Lick Your Fingers Clean, by Jethro Tull
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I’ll see you at the weighing in
    When your life’s sum-total’s made.
    And you set your wealth in godly deeds
    Against the sins you’ve laid.
    So place your final burden
    On your hard-pressed next of kin
    Send the chamber pot back down the line
    To be filled up again.
    Take your mind off your election
    And try to get it straight.
    And don’t pretend perfection-
    You’ll be crucified too late.
    And he’ll say you really should make the deal
    As he offers ’round the hat.
    Well, you’d better lick your fingers clean,
    I thank you all for that.
    And as you join the good ship earth
    And you mingle with the dust
    Be sure to leave your underpants
    With someone you can trust.
    And the hard-headed social worker who bathes his hands in blood
    Will welcome you with arms held high
    And cover you with mud.
    And he’ll say you really should make the deal
    As he offers ’round the hat.
    Well, you’d better lick your fingers clean.
    Well, I’ll thank you all for that.
    (Yes, I do have interesting tastes in music)

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  299. KaiYves- Got Water? says:

    Okay, you have to have been to Space Camp to get this, but “A Time for Courage” is a song written about the history of the Marshall Space Center that is played at a theater in the museum, and everybody either loves it or thinks it’s really stupid. Me being me, I have the lyrics memorized:

    A Time for Courage:

    A sleepy little town
    Way down in Dixie
    With cotton fields as far as you could see
    A man named von Braun
    Brought a dream to life
    Led the world on a path of new discoveries

    Chorus:
    It was a time for courage,
    A time to be strong
    A time to step out into the darkness
    With only faith to lean on
    A time to heed the calling,
    To explore the unknown
    A time to seize the moment
    (beat)
    A time to move on.

    Beyond those fields
    And bound for the heavens
    Starlight as far as you could see
    We made it to the moon,
    Though we’d just begun
    Sweet taste of the mystery just beyond our reach.

    Chorus

    (Instrumental bit)

    This path we’re taking
    Has never been traveled
    There have been trials along the way
    All those who’ve dedicated
    Time and tears and lives
    Believe the reward is worth the chance they take.

    We’re on a journey that started right here
    And we’re in for the long road!
    Joining hands, all around the world
    Givin’ all we can to keep this dream alive!

    Chorus

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  300. shadowfire says:

    298-Speaking of Jethro Tull…
    Mother Goose.

    As I did walk by Hampstead Fair
    I came upon Mother Goose — so I turned her loose —
    she was screaming.
    And a foreign student said to me —
    was it really true there are elephants and lions too
    in Piccadilly Circus?
    Walked down by the bathing pond
    to try and catch some sun.
    Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
    into hankerchiefs as one.
    I don’t believe they knew
    I was a schoolboy.
    And a bearded lady said to me —
    if you start your raving and your misbehaving —
    you’ll be sorry.
    Then the chicken-fancier came to play —
    with his long red beard (and his sister’s weird:
    she drives a lorry).
    Laughed down by the putting green —
    I popped `em in their holes.
    Four and twenty labourers were labouring —
    digging up their gold.
    I don’t believe they knew
    that I was Long John Silver.
    Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds
    in his jet-black mac (which he won’t give back) —
    stole it from a snow man.

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  301. I-Man says:

    Hey There Delilah (don’t remember the artist’s name).

    Hey there Delilah
    What’s it like in New York City?
    I’m a thousand miles away
    But girl, tonight you look so pretty
    Yes you do
    Times Square can’t shine as bright as you
    I swear it’s true

    Hey there Delilah
    Don’t you worry about the distance
    I’m right there if you get lonely
    Give this song another listen
    Close your eyes
    Listen to my voice, it’s my disguise
    I’m by your side

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    What you do to me

    Hey there Delilah
    I know times are getting hard
    But just believe me, girl
    Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar
    We’ll have it good
    We’ll have the life we knew we would
    My word is good

    Hey there Delilah
    I’ve got so much left to say
    If every simple song I wrote to you
    Would take your breath away
    I’d write it all
    Even more in love with me you’d fall
    We’d have it all

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me

    A thousand miles seems pretty far
    But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
    I’d walk to you if I had no other way
    Our friends would all make fun of us
    and we’ll just laugh along because we know
    That none of them have felt this way
    Delilah I can promise you
    That by the time we get through
    The world will never ever be the same
    And you’re to blame

    Hey there Delilah
    You be good and don’t you miss me
    Two more years and you’ll be done with school
    And I’ll be making history like I do
    You’ll know it’s all because of you
    We can do whatever we want to
    Hey there Delilah here’s to you
    This one’s for you

    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    Oh it’s what you do to me
    What you do to me.

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  302. KaiYves- Water? YES! says:

    Goodbye Milky Way, by Enigma

    Shall I go?
    Shall I stay?
    107 light years away, many times, so many doubts…
    but no reason to talk about…

    “Mission is over, mission is done,
    I will miss you, children of the sun
    Now it’s time to go away, Goodbye, Goodbye Milky Way.”

    For a better world, without hate, from your heart believe in fate
    Only visions and the mind will guide you to the light.

    “Mission is over, mission is done,
    I will miss you, children of the sun
    Now it’s time to go and say, Goodbye, Goodbye Milky Way!”

    “Mission is over, mission is done,
    I will miss you, children of the sun
    I’ll get born this one day,
    I say Goodbye, Goodbye Milky way!”

    British voice:
    “In 5 billion years
    The Andromeda Galaxy will collide with our Milky way,
    and a new gigantic, cosmic world will be born…”

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  303. bubblebabe225 says:

    AMAZING SONG AMAZING SONG KaiYves!
    ———————————————————————————————–
    There will be times when all the things she said will fill your head
    You won’t forget her.
    And in her eyes you see nothing,
    No sign of love behind the tears.
    Cried for no one,
    A love that should have lasted years.

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  304. KaiYves- Water? YES! says:

    Others Standing By, by Kristoph Klover:

    Are we all alone, or are there others standing by.
    Waiting to see what we will do, how hard we’ll try?
    It costs a lot to live, even more to fly.
    Kindly send a prayer my way while I shoot up in the sky.

    Chorus:
    “Why would you go there?” they say.
    “There’s nothing up there anyway.
    We could use the money here.
    Don’t you know that life’s too dear?”
    Dreamers never ask why.
    Spend their money in the sky.

    We’ll send the best from Earth, to find out what it’s worth.
    We’ll send the best from Earth, to find out what it’s worth.

    Late at night when I’m feeling blue,
    I know the dream can’t come true.
    Everything’s too far away —
    Generations far, they say.
    But like things that can’t be done
    Beyond the pull of our sun,
    To some far star we’ll steer,
    Though it takes a thousand years!

    And the sky’s no limit anymore.
    We’ve broken through heaven’s door.
    Don’t you want to see where we could be?

    Ain’t it funny how people dream?
    Make up worlds they’ve never seen,
    Beings wonderful and rare
    In this cosmos that we share.
    Sometimes dreams come true.
    Satellites beyond the blue,
    Welcoming the human race
    When we go and live in space.

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  305. muselover says:

    This thread seems to be somewhat popular, so how about cruising over to a similar one, Name That Song? It’s a great thread that needs reviving.

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  306. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    Two Beatles songs coming up. Meh, make it three.

    Strawberry Fields Forever.
    Let me take you down, ‘cos I’m going to Strawberry Fields.
    Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
    Strawberry Fields forever.
    Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
    It’s getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn’t matter much to me.
    Let me take you down, ‘cos I’m going to Strawberry Fields.
    Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
    Strawberry Fields forever.
    No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.
    That is you can’t you know tune in but it’s all right, that is I think it’s not too bad.
    Let me take you down, ‘cos I’m going to Strawberry Fields.
    Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
    Strawberry Fields forever.
    Always, no sometimes, think it’s me, but you know I know when it’s a dream.
    I think I know I mean a ‘Yes’ but it’s all wrong, that is I think I disagree.
    Let me take you down, ‘cos I’m going to Strawberry Fields.
    Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout.
    Strawberry Fields forever.
    Strawberry Fields forever.
    Strawberry Fields forever.

    Penny Lane.
    In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
    Of every head he’s had the pleasure to know
    And all the people that come and go
    Stop and say hello

    On the corner is a banker with a motorcar
    The little children laugh at him behind his back
    And the banker never wears a mac
    In the pouring rain…
    Very strange

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies
    I sit, and meanwhile back

    In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
    And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen.
    He likes to keep his fire engine clean
    It’s a clean machine

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    Four of fish and finger pies
    In summer, meanwhile back

    Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout
    A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
    And though she feels as if she’s in a play
    She is anyway

    In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer
    We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim
    Then the fireman rushes in
    From the pouring rain…
    Very strange

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies
    I sit, and meanwhile back
    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies…
    Penny Lane.

    The Fool on the Hill
    Day after day,
    Alone on a hill,
    The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
    But nobody wants to know him,
    They can see that he’s just a fool,
    And he never gives an answer,

    But the fool on the hill,
    Sees the sun going down,
    And the eyes in his head,
    See the world spinning ’round.

    Well on the way,
    Head in a cloud,
    The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
    But nobody ever hear him,
    or the sound he appears to make,
    and he never seems to notice,

    But the fool on the hill,
    Sees the sun going down,
    And the eyes in his head,
    See the world spinning ’round.

    And nobody seems to like him,
    they can tell what he wants to do,
    and he never shows his feelings,

    But the fool on the hill,
    Sees the sun going down,
    And the eyes in his head,
    See the world spinning ’round.

    Ooh, ooh,
    Round and round and round.

    And he never listens to them,
    He knows that they’re the fools
    They don’t like him,

    The fool on the hill
    Sees the sun going down,
    And the eyes in his head,
    See the world spinning ’round.

    Ooh,
    Round and round and round

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  307. KaiYves- Water? YES! says:

    A Mary Kate and Ashley song from when I was 6 that I still remembered some of the lyrics to:

    Raptor in the Woods

    Did you hear that did you hear it?
    Yikes! I think it’s over there.
    It’s a monster. It’s the wind.
    Does the wind have lots of hair?
    Can a dinosaur be hairy?
    Stop! We’ll never get some sleep.
    It’s the wind, there’s nothing scary.
    Look! A prehistoric sheep!

    Chorus:
    Is that a raptor in the woods
    The Loch Ness Monster swimming by
    Something’s made off with our goods
    That must be Bigfoot just outside
    Wait! There’s a simple explanation.
    It’s just our imagination.
    Things that scare us in the night.
    Just seem funny when it’s light.
    Right? Right. Right. Right.
    Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.

    Did you see that did you see it?
    Giant shadows in the trees
    [ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/7htP ]
    It’s a wombat. What’s a wombat?
    No, I think it’s killer bees
    No it’s worse. It’s from the iceage
    Something time has left behind
    It’s a giant pterodactyl,
    with a little puny mind

    Chorus

    You guys, you’ve heard my explanation,
    It’s just our imagination.
    Who’s around and hold me tight.
    Just don’t let the bedbugs bite
    Right? Right. Right. Right. Goodnight.

    But if I don’t make it, give my
    goldfish to my twin.
    I don’t want your goldfish.
    But you’re my next of kin.
    Sometimes you can’t win.

    Wait! I know the explanation.
    It’s not imagination.
    Arm yourself it’s time to fight
    or let’s book ourselves a flight
    Right? Right. Right? Right.
    Right? Right. Right?

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  308. Ducky says:

    This is my favorite Christmas song. It’s got just the right amount of violence. :D

    Oh, me and my cousin, one Arthur McBride
    As we went a-walkin’ down by the seaside
    Mark now what followed and what did betide
    For it bein’ on Christmas mornin’
    Out for recreation, we went on a tramp
    And we met Sergeant Napper and Corporal Vamp
    And a little wee drummer intending to camp
    For the day bein’ pleasant and charming.

    “Good morning, good morning,” the sergeant did cry
    “And the same to you gentlemen,” we did reply
    Intending no harm but meant to pass by
    For it bein’ on Christmas morning
    “But,” says he, “My fine fellows, if you will enlist
    Ten guineas in gold I’ll stick in your fist
    And a crown in the bargain for to kick up the dust
    And drink the king’s health in the morning.

    “For a soldier, he leads a very fine life
    And he always is blessed with a charming young wife
    And he pays all his debts without sorrow or strike
    And he always is pleasant and charmin’
    And a soldier he always is decent and clean
    In the finest of clothing he’s constantly seen
    While other poor fellows go dirty and mean
    And sup on thin gruel in the morning”.

    “But,” says Arthur, “I wouldn’t be proud of your clothes
    For you’ve only the lend of them, as I suppose
    And you’re dare not change them one night, for you know
    If you do, you’ll be flogged in the morning
    And although that we’re single and free
    We take great delight in our own company
    We have no desire strange places to see
    Although that your offers are charming.

    “And we have no desire to take your advance
    All hazards and dangers we barter on chance
    For you’d have no scruples for to send us to France
    Where we could get shot without warning”
    “Oh no,” says the Sergeant, “I’ll have no such chat
    And neither will I take it from spalpeen or brat
    For if you insult me with one other word
    I’ll cut off your heads in the morning”.
    And Arthur and I, we soon drew our hods
    And we scarce gave them time to draw their own blades
    When a trusty shillelagh came over their head
    And bid them take that as fair warning
    And their old rusty rapiers that hung by their sides
    We flung them as far as we could in the tide
    “Now take them up, devils !” cried Arthur McBride
    “And temper their edge in the morning!”.

    And the little wee drummer, we flattered his bow
    And we made a football of his rowdy-dow-dow
    Threw it in the tide for to rock and to roll
    And bade it a tedious returning
    And we havin’ no money, paid them off in cracks
    We paid no respect to their two bloody backs
    And we lathered them there like a pair of wet sacks
    And left them for dead in the morning.

    And so, to conclude and to finish disputes
    We obligingly asked if they wanted recruits
    For we were the lads who would give them hard clouts
    And bid them look sharp in the morning.

    Oh, me and my cousin, one Arthur McBride
    As we went a-walkin’ down by the seaside
    Mark now what followed and what did betide
    For it bein’ on Christmas morning.

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  309. Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief) says:

    I don’t know what this one’s called… But I like it :)
    (chorus and final line)

    That’s the way that the world goes ’round
    sometimes you’re up and some
    times you’re down
    It’s a half an inch a water
    think you’re gonna drown
    that’s the way that the world goes ’round
    oh, that’s the way that the world goes ’round

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  310. KaiYves- Water? YES! says:

    Only A Heartbeat, by T’Pau, written in 1991 about the fall of communism:

    There’s a million ways, and glory days
    To take your breath away.
    But you can’t see what’s taking place.
    Well you know that the sun will set and sun will rise
    And everything will be alright.

    Chorus:
    And they took the wall away (They took the wall away)
    Step by step it came down again.
    A chain reaction, a solemn vow
    Who in the world can stop this now?

    Lift your head to a new decade,
    Comin’ is the start of a whole new wave,
    Hold onto the meaning of the word,
    And when you know it’s only gonna be
    A question of morality,
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

    It’s a call for justice.
    We’re free to be a part.
    And pay lip service to it all.
    ‘Cause you see that half the world has overcome
    The other half is deaf and dumb.
    Now you will hear them call.

    Chorus

    Lift your head to a new decade,
    Comin’ is the start of a whole new wave,
    Hold onto the meaning of the word,
    And when you know it’s only gonna be
    A question of morality,
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

    Hold on to your hope.
    Lift your head and there’s a brand new day
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

    So don’t sanctify
    To rectify
    ‘Cause we are here to dignify

    Lift your head to a new decade,
    Comin’ is the start of a whole new wave,
    Hold onto the meaning of the word,
    And when you know it’s only gonna be
    A question of morality,
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

    Lift your head and face the day,
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

    Lift your head to a new decade,
    Comin’ is the start of another new day,
    Hold onto the meaning of the word,
    And when you know it’s only gonna be
    A question of morality,
    It’s only a heartbeat away.

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  311. KaiYves- Water? YES! says:

    What About Livingstone? by ABBA:

    Went to buy me a paper at the local news-stand
    And then I heard them laugh and say
    Look, theyre gonna go flying way up to the moon now
    Hey, whats it good for anyway?
    So I said
    Fellas, like to ask you a thing if I may

    What about Livingstone?
    What about all those men?
    Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way?
    Tell me, wasn’t it worth the while?
    Travelling up the Nile?
    Putting themselves on test
    Didnt that help the rest?
    Wasnt it worth it then?
    What about Livingstone?

    And all of those fellas at the local news-stand
    Didnt know what to answer or what to say
    So I told them about him, that he was just like
    One of those spacemen in his way
    And if you laugh like them
    Then theres only a thing I can say

    What about Livingstone?
    What about all those men?
    Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way?
    Tell me, wasn’t it worth the while?
    Travelling up the nile
    Putting themselves on test
    Didnt that help the rest?
    Wasnt it worth it then?

    What about Livingstone?
    What about all those men?
    Who have sacrificed their lives to lead the way?
    Tell me, wasn’t it worth the while?
    Travelling up the Nile?
    Putting themselves on test
    Didn’t that help the rest?
    Wasn’t it worth it then?
    What about Livingstone?
    What about all those men?

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    • KaiYves: When I was an exchange student in Russia, my Russian roommate Volodya had this song on an ABBA tape. In fact, it was the only tape he owned, and he played it over and over until “What About Livingstone?” and other obscure early ABBA songs were permanently seared into my brain.

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  312. shadowfire says:

    China Cat Sunflower, by the Grateful Dead. possibly the most random song ever. It’s wonderful.

    Look for a while at the China Cat sunflower,
    Proud walking jingle in the midnight sun.
    Copperdome bodhi drip a silver kimono,
    Like a crazy quilt stargown through a dream night wind.

    Crazy cat peeking through a lace bandanna,
    Like a one-eyed Cheshire, like a diamond-eye jack.
    A leaf of all colors plays a golden-string fiddle,
    To a double-E waterfall over my back.

    Comic book colors on a violin river crying Leonardo,
    Words from out a silk trombone.
    I rang a silent bell, beneath a shower of pearls,
    In the eagle-winged palace of the Queen Chinee

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  313. KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility! says:

    See the Constellation by They Might Be Giants

    I lay my head on the railroad track
    Stare at the sky all painted up
    Your train is gone, won’t be coming back

    See the constellation ride across the sky
    No cigar, no lady on his arm
    Just a guy made of dots and lines
    Just a guy made of dots and lines

    Two years ago moved from my town
    I was looking up past the city lights
    But the city lights got in my way

    See the constellation ride across the sky
    No cigar, no lady on his arm
    Just a guy made of dots and lines
    Just a guy made of dots and lines

    I found my mind on the ground below
    I was looking down, it was looking back
    I was in the sky all dressed in black
    See the constellation ride across the sky
    No cigar, no lady on his arm
    Just a guy made of dots and lines
    Just a guy made of dots and lines
    Just a guy made of dots and lines

    Can you hear what I see in the sky?
    Can you hear what I see in the sky?
    Can you hear what I see in the sky?

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  314. KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility! says:

    Peace of Mind, by Boston:

    Now if you’re feelin’ kinda low ’bout the dues you’ve been paying
    Future’s coming much too slow
    And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on stayin’
    Can’t decide on which way to go
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    I understand about indecision
    But I don’t care if I get behind
    People livin’ in competition
    All I want is to have my peace of mind.

    Now you’re climbin’ to the top of the company ladder
    Hope it doesn’t take too long
    Can’t ya see there’ll come a day when it won’t matter?
    Come a day when you’ll be gone

    I understand about indecision
    But I don’t care if I get behind
    People livin’ in competition
    All I want is to have my peace of mind.

    Take a look ahead, take a look ahead, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… whoa!

    Now everybody’s got advice they just keep on givin’
    Doesn’t mean too much to me
    Lot’s of people out to make-believe they’re livin’
    Can’t decide who they should be.

    I understand about indecision
    But I don’t care if I get behind
    People livin’ in competition
    All I want is to have my peace of mind.

    Take a look ahead, take a look ahead. Look ahead.

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  315. KaiYves- Unity, Destiny, Tranquility! says:

    Song For The Lonely, by Cher:

    When you’re standing on the edge of nowhere
    There’s only one way up
    So your heart’s got to go there
    Through the darkest night
    See the light shine bright
    When hero’s fall, in love or war
    They live forever

    [Chorus:]
    This is a song – for the lonely
    Can you hear me tonight?
    For the broken hearted, battle scarred
    I’ll be by your side
    And this is a song – for the lonely
    When your dreams won’t come true
    Can you hear this prayer?
    ‘Cause someone’s there for you

    Well, love don’t need a reason
    She can pick you up
    Or leave you bleeding
    I’ve seen a strong man cry
    I know the reason why
    We all forgive, we all forget
    We just keep believing

    [Chorus]

    So let it find you
    Wherever you may go
    I’m right beside you
    You don’t have to look no more
    You don’t have to look no more, oh no

    [Chorus]

    It’s gonna be alright
    It’s gonna be alright
    It’s gonna be alright

    This is a song
    A song for the lonely
    And that’s not you only
    Through the darkest night
    You’re gonna see the light

    Love don’t need a reason
    Just to leave you bleeding

    Can you hear this prayer?
    Someone’s there

    This is a song – for the lonely
    Can you hear me tonight?
    For the broken hearted, battle scarred
    I’ll be by your side
    And this is a song
    For the lonely

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  316. Maths Lover ♥ says:

    Strawberry Swing, by ColdPlay. You probably all know this one, but I have it going around in my head:

    They were sitting, they were sitting in the strawberry swing
    And every moment was so precious

    They were sitting, they were talking in the strawberry swing
    And everybody was for fighting
    Wouldn’t wanna waste a thing

    Cold, cold water bring me ’round
    Now my feet won’t touch the ground
    Cold, cold water
    What you say?
    It’s such, it’s such a perfect day
    It’s such a perfect day

    I remember we were walking up to strawberry swing
    I can’t wait ’til the morning
    Wouldn’t wanna change a thing
    People moving all the time
    Inside a perfectly straight line
    Don’t you wanna curve away
    It’s such it’s such a perfect day
    It’s such a perfect day

    Ahhhh….

    Now the sky could be blue
    I don’t mind
    Without you its a waste of time
    …could be blue I don’t mind, without you it’s a waste of time
    The sky could be blue, could be gray without you I just slide away
    The sky could be blue, I don’t mind, without you it’s a waste of time

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  317. shadowfire says:

    Somebody told me about a song that I should listen to. So, I looked it up, and what do you know, I agree. It’s called “God Thinks”, and is incredibly ironic if you don’t have a religion.
    Go look it up if it sounds interesting to you, it’s a bit controversial.

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  318. Jadestone says:

    Satellite Skine
    Modest Mouse

    If you break these moth-wing feelings
    powdering dust on your fingers
    we know we’re not praying, we’re kneeling
    hard enough just to say you believe them
    well how the heck did you think you could beat them
    at the same time that you’re trying to be them?
    hard enough just to say you don’t need it when they
    serve it up while you will still eat it

    Well satellite, satellite skin

    Just enough just to say you don’t mean as if
    well, everybody’s willing to listen
    oh satellite, satellite skin
    you can say what you want, you’re forgiven
    well happy f****** congratulations
    well everyone, everyone wins
    just like being in my own solar system
    doing good things but then totally eclipse them

    Oh what the use, oh what the hell

    If you break these moth wing feelings
    butterfly knives in the ceiling
    well everyone, everyone’s waiting
    detachments gets praised and completed
    you can say what you want and not mean it
    when no one really seems to be waiting
    if you sweep up this mess I’ve created
    nothing’s left to show I existed

    Oh satellite, satellite skin

    Asking for a question
    was it easier said than was actually done?
    do you even believe that
    do you even believe that there’s a race to be won?

    If you break these moth-wing feelings
    I have seen it all become satellite skin
    open innocent eyes
    I’d like to know these morbid opinions
    get stacked in all those usual avoided spots
    just to tell you how I could not have seen
    through to the gist of those unhappy

    Happy accidents

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  319. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Two songs I sang this weekend, and need to learn.

    Tow Rope Girls by Bob Zentz
    1. Oh, a ship in the tropics, rolling along
    With every stitch drawing, the trade blowing strong
    And the white caps around her, breaking in spray
    The girls have got hold of our tow-rope today!

    And it’s haul away, girls, steady and true
    Polly and Dolly and Sally and Sue
    Mothers and sisters, sweethearts and all
    Haul away, all the way, haul away, haul!

    2. She’s logging sixteen as she speeds from the south
    With the wind in her royals, with a bone in her mouth
    With a wake like a mill-race, she rolls on her way
    The girls have got hold of our tow-rope today! (chorus)

    3. The Old Man he stood on the poop at high noon
    He paced fore and aft and he whistled a tune
    He put by his sextant, and thus he did say
    “Them girls have got hold of our tow-rope today!” (chorus)

    4. Of cargoes and charters we’ve had our full share
    Of grain and of lumber enough and to spare
    Of nitrates at Taltal and rice for Bombay
    The girls have got hold of our tow-rope today! (chorus)

    5. She’s dipped her yards under, hove-to off the Horn
    In the fog and the floes, she has drifted forlorn
    Becalmed in the doldrums, a week long she lay
    Those girls have got hold of our tow-rope today! (chorus)

    6. So hear the good trade wind singing aloud
    A homeward bound shanty in sheet and in shroud
    Oh, hear how she whistles in the halliard and stay
    “The girls have got hold of the tow-rope today!” (chorus)

    7. And it’s oh, for the chops of the channel at last
    The cheer that goes up when the tug hawser’s passed
    The mate’s “that’ll do,” and fourteen months’ pay
    The girls have got hold of our tow-rope today! (chorus)

    When Allen sang this one you could have heard a pin drop, and I know that I, at least, was under the spell of that very quiet feeling, not exactly near tears, but contemplative and melancholy in a good way. Affected, in other words, by a great song and a great singer and wonderful person in general.

    And a funny one, though there are a few other verses I’ll have to track down somewhere of another:

    The Last Shanty

    My father often told me when I was just a lad
    A sailor’s life is very hard, the food is always bad
    But now I’ve joined the Navy, I’m on board a man-o’-war
    And now I find a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    McKillick of our mess he says we’ve had it soft
    It wasn’t like this in his day when he was up aloft
    We like our bunks and sleeping bags, but what’s a hammock for?
    Swinging from the deckhead or lying on the floor?

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    They gave us an engine that first went up and down
    Then with more technology the engine went around
    We’re good with steam and diesel, but what’s a mainyard for?
    A stoker ain’t a stoker with a shovel anymore

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    They gave us an Aldis Lamp so we can do it right
    They gave us a radio, we signal day and night
    We know our codes and ciphers, but what’s a “sema” for?
    A bunting-tosser doesn’t toss the bunting anymore

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    They gave us a radar set to pierce the fog and gloom
    Now the lookout’s sitting in a tiny darkened room
    Loran does navigation, the sonar says how deep
    The Jimmy’s three sheets to the wind, the skipper’s fast asleep

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    Two cans of beer a day, that’s your bleeding lot
    But now we gets an extra one because they stopped the Tot
    So, we’ll put on our civvy-clothes and find a pub ashore
    A sailor’s still a sailor, just like he was before

    Don’t haul on the rope, don’t climb up the mast
    If you see a sailing ship it might be your last
    Just get your civvies ready for another run ashore
    A sailor ain’t a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

    This one’s just a lot of fun. :D

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  320. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Blast it, only the song titles were supposed to be boldified. HTML Gnome?

    [*bows* ~HTMLGn]

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  321. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    Hero of Canton, from Firefly.

    Jayne!
    The Man they call Jayne!

    He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor,
    He stood up to the man and he gave him what for.
    Our love for him now, aint hard to explain,
    The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

    Our Jayne saw the Mudders’ backs breakin’
    He saw the Mudders lament
    And he saw the magistrate takin’
    Every dollar and leavin’ five cents

    So he said, “You can’t do that to my people”
    He said “You can’t crush them under your heel”
    Jayne strapped on his hat
    And in five seconds flat
    Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal

    He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
    Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
    Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain
    The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

    Now here is what separates heroes
    From common folk like you and I

    The man they call Jayne
    He turned ’round his plane
    And let that money hit sky
    He dropped it onto our houses
    He dropped it into our yards
    And the man call Jayne
    He stole away our pain
    And headed out for the stars

    He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor
    Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for
    Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain
    The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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    • That’s my favorite episode, except for the silly subplot about Inara and the boss’s son.

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      • I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

        Yeah, that part was *bleah*. Overall, it wasn’t my favorite episode, but I think I like Hero of Canton even more than the theme song.

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      • POSOC says:

        Definitely up there with my favorites for these reasons:
        *Turned Jayne from brutish comic relief into a rounded character
        *Codified Kaylee and Simon’s exquisitely awkward relationship
        *Musings on the nature of heroism
        *Book’s hair

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        • Though you have to admit that as brutish comic relief goes, Jayne Cobb is one of the best.

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          • *still hopes for the day when the female characters in a show like “Firefly” can be half as flawed, interesting, and funny as Jayne Cobb*

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            • POSOC says:

              Yeah… Kaylee (another of my faves) is probably the closest. Inara was the least interesting character because she was too perfect. While River had plenty of flaws, they were less the “realistic personality” type than the “clinically insane” type. I think Zoe would have been more interesting if she’d gotten a chance for more character development. Although “War Stories” gave her a bit of the spotlight, it was more about her relationship with Wash and the Captain than her as a person.

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          • POSOC says:

            Oh, I don’t deny that. I’m not sure if his famous quote from “War Stories” is blog-safe, even out of context, but suffice to say he’s a funny guy. His antics were the one redeeming component of “Heart of Gold.”

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        • ebeth says:

          i dislike kaylee and simon’s relationship. i dislike simon and i love kaylee.

          this is a brilliant episode :D one of my favs as well. i honestly don’t really care about jayne’s character being rounded out or anything, it was just funny.

          hero of canton is on my ipod. about four times, actually. i also have an embarrassing amount of firefly-related filk

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      • speller73 says:

        Was that the one with the broken Bible? I loved that bit. And it’s good to know that I’m not the only one who knows that song.

        My favorite episode so far is Our Mrs. Reynolds. (I’m still only halfway through, because I’m watching with my family who never seems to have time. Bleh.) But Jaynestown was also really good.

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  322. Tessera Rose says:

    Pseudohistoria

    I don’t know but I been told
    That out language is centuries old
    They say it came from across the sea, from a far, far place called Germany

    We all come from Africa
    Some of us moved to India
    I bet that Homo Erectus was the first Mohenjodaran
    Somewhere in the fertile crescent
    Habilus gave him a present
    Just a little language known as Indo European

    I don’t know but I been told
    That out language is centuries old
    They say it came from across the sea, from a far, far place called Germany
    I know its wierd, but I can tell
    That we don’t got a snowball’s chance in h*ll
    To save ourselves from the ratrace of eternity

    Next up was Neanderthalis
    Albiet not the first to call us
    He had no telephone, and his mouth was made of stone
    It was the Gangians
    Who spoke the language Dradvian
    Not him, of course, ‘cuz Europe was his home.

    I don’t know but I been told
    That out language is centuries old
    They say it came from across the sea, from a far, far place called Germany
    I know its wierd, but I can tell
    That we don’t got a snowball’s chance in h*ll
    To save ourselves from the ratrace of eternity

    (Its a work in progress :) )

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  323. speller73 says:

    I’ve known this song for ages, but I heard it in concert last night. It seems very muserly… Anyways, Branching Out by John Gorka.

    When I grow up I want to be a tree
    Want to make my home with the birds and the bees
    And the squirrels, they can count on me
    When I grow up to be a tree

    I’ll let my joints get stiff, put my feet in the ground
    Take the winters off and settle down
    Keep my clothes till they turn brown
    When I grow up, I’m gonna settle down

    I’m gonna reach, I’m gonna reach
    I’m gonna reach, reach for the sky
    I’m gonna reach, I’m gonna reach
    I’m gonna reach, till I know why

    When the spring comes by I’m gonna get real green
    If the dogs come by I’m gonna get real mean
    On windy days, I’ll bend and lean
    When I grow up I’m gonna get real green

    If I should fall in storm or slumber
    Please don’t turn me into lumber
    I’d rather be a Louisville slugger
    Swinging for the seats…

    ‘m gonna reach, I’m gonna reach
    I’m gonna reach, reach for the sky
    I’m gonna reach, I’m gonna reach
    I’m gonna reach, till I know why

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  324. Midnight Fiddler says:

    I love this song, and I need to learn it. Gorgeous melody, I wish I could type it out but, alas, that doesn’t seem possible. *sniff*

    The River Lea

    It was one fine day in the month of May
    And I was outward bound
    I hadn’t any tin for to buy some gin,
    So I walked the streets of town.

    My shoes were out at the elbows
    And I was in sore need
    So I signed as a jolly sailor
    On board of the River Lea.

    I’ll go to sea no more,
    And beat down the Bay of Fundy
    Forever more I’ll stay on the shore,
    I’ll go to sea no more.

    No more I’ll take my first lookout,
    No more I’ll take my wheel.
    No more at the cry “Up aloft!” I’ll fly,
    Whilst “Aye aye, Sir” I squeal.

    No more I’ll reef those topsails in,
    For it’s no more my trade.
    No more I’ll brail that spanker in,
    On board of the River lea.

    I’ll go to sea no more,
    And beat down the Bay of Fundy,
    Forever I’ll stay on the shore.
    I’ll go to sea no more.

    No more I’ll pull on the lee fore’s brace,
    Nor by royal halyards stand.
    No more I’ll ride those swifters down,
    With a tarpot in my hand.

    Mo more I’ll cross those royal yards,
    Or furl that flying jib.
    No more I’ll shift gaff topsails tacks,
    On board of the River Lea.

    I’ll go to sea no more
    And beat down the Bay of Fundy.
    Forever more I’ll stay on the shore,
    I’ll go to sea no more.

    I’ve crossed the Western ocean,
    I’ve sailed the raging main.
    But I’ve made it a rule that I won’t be a fool
    And go to sea again.

    I’ll stay at home in comfort
    And good advice I’ll give,
    Don’t ever sign as a sailor
    On board of the River Lea.

    I’ll go to sea no more,
    And beat down the Bay of Fundy,
    Forever more I’ll stay on the shore,
    I’ll go to sea no more.

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  325. KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter! says:

    Hot Air Balloon, by Owl City

    We wrote a prelude
    To our own fairy tale
    And bought a parachute
    At a church rummage sale

    And with a mean sewing machine
    And miles of thread
    We sewed the day above L.A.
    In navy and red

    We wound a race track
    Through your mom’s kitchen chairs
    And fought the shadows back
    Down your dark basement stairs

    I lit a match, then let it catch
    To light up the room
    And then you yelled as we beheld
    An old maroon hot air balloon

    I’ll be out of my mind
    And you’ll be out of ideas
    Pretty soon
    So let’s spend
    The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
    Leave your jacket behind
    Lean out and touch the treetops over town
    I can’t wait
    To kiss the ground
    Wherever we touch back down

    La la la la la laaa
    La la la la la laaa

    We drank the Great Lakes
    Like cold lemonade
    And both got stomach aches
    Sprawled out in the shade

    So bored to death you held your breath
    And I tried not to yawn
    You made my frown turn upside down
    And now my worries are gone

    I’ll be out of my mind
    And you’ll be out of ideas
    Pretty soon
    So let’s spend
    The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
    Leave your jacket behind
    Lean out and touch the treetops over town
    I can’t wait
    To kiss the ground
    Wherever we touch back down

    I’ll be out of my mind
    And you’ll be out of ideas
    Pretty soon
    So let’s spend
    The afternoon in a cold hot air balloon
    Leave your jacket behind
    Lean out and touch the treetops over town
    I can’t wait
    To kiss the ground
    Wherever we touch back down

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  326. KaiYves- Nice Flying, Poindexter! says:

    Galileo, by Indigo Girls:

    Galileo’s head was on the block,
    the crime was looking up the truth.
    And as the bombshells of my daily fears explode
    I try to trace them to my youth.

    And then you had to bring up reincarnation
    over a couple of beers the other night.
    And now I’m serving time for mistakes made by another in a another lifetime.

    (Chorus)
    How long till my soul gets it right?
    Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?
    I call on the resting soul of Galileo
    King of night vision, king of insight.

    And then I think about my fear of motion,
    which I never could explain.
    Some other fool across the ocean years ago
    must have crashed his little airplane.

    How long till my soul gets it right?
    Could any human being ever reach that kind of light?
    I call on the resting soul of Galileo
    King of night vision, king of insight.

    I’m not making a joke, you know me; I take everything so seriously.
    If you wait till the time till all souls get it right
    then at least I know they’ll be no nuclear annihilation in my lifetime.
    I’m still not right.

    I offer thanks to those before me, that’s all I’ve got to say.
    Cuz maybe you squandered big bucks in your lifetime
    Now I have to pay.

    But then again it feels like some sort of inspiration
    To let the next life off the hook.
    But she’ll say, Look what I had to overcome from my last life,
    I think I’ll write a book.

    How long till my soul gets it right?
    Can any human being ever reach the highest light?
    Except for Galileo, God rest his soul
    King of night vision, king of insight.

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    • Clare de Lune (aka The Book Thief) says:

      I love that song. A good friend of mine and I sang it for musicale at camp once. What fun.

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  327. ebeth says:

    i have the mandlebrot set stuck in my head…

    MANDLEBROT SET/you’re a rorschach test on fire/you’re a day-glo pterodactyl/you’re a heart-shaped box of springs and wires/you’re on blog-inappropriate fractal/and you’re just in time to save the day/sweeping all our fears away/you can change the world in a tiny way…

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  328. KaiYves- Go Atlantis! says:

    Love Like Rockets, by Angels and Airwaves:

    I held my head as it left the ground,
    The belts grew tight as the blast grew load,
    A loving wish whispered in my ear,
    Please lead with grace, all the best my dear,
    Yeah, It’s like

    I held your hand as I pulled you in,
    Your lips sealed tight, ready to begin,
    I kissed you first, then you kissed my ear,
    If I ask you once, will you ask me every year?

    Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine)
    Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine)

    The Sun it set in the night time sky,
    The stars they cast a glow upon my eyes,
    The Earth itself a burning ball of light, yeah, it’s like
    And our first love was ignited late that night

    Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine)
    Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine)

    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound
    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound
    (Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine))
    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound
    (Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine))
    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound
    (Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine))
    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound
    (Do You Feel Alive? (Imagine, Imagine))
    The stars in your eyes light up the sky with thoughts, light and fire and sound.

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  329. Princess_Magnolia says:

    I made it through the wilderness
    You know I made it through
    I never knew how lost I was until I found you.

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  330. KaiYves- Go Atlantis! says:

    I first heard this years ago. A most Muserly love song, if only for the things it name-checks.

    Trying to Find Atlantis, by Jaime O’Neal:

    I hear he’s out there somewhere
    Been looking for him everywhere
    From Rosweld to Timbucku I thought I found him once at a jiffy lube
    But it turned into a dead end so I got my oil changed and I tried again
    He was a major in archeology
    I was digging on him but he wasn’t on me
    A girl trying to find herself the perfect man is like trying to find Atlantis

    It’s a mystery like the deep blue sea
    You can take it you can leave it but I still believe
    So I won’t give up and I won’t give in
    I know I’m gonna find him I just don’t know when
    A girl trying to find herself the perfect man is like trying to find Atlantis

    I met a mystic down in Memphis we stood at the foot of the pyramid
    He had me looking east – He had me looking west
    Then he showed me a map and said I wish you the best
    There was Elvis not the real one
    When told me good bye he called me hun
    Just another shot in the dark- like El Dorado or Noah’s ark
    A girl trying to find herself the perfect man is like trying to find Atlantis

    It’s a mystery like the deep blue sea
    You can take it you can leave it but I still believe
    So I won’t give up and I won’t give in
    I know I’m gonna find him I just don’t know when
    A girl trying to find herself the perfect man is like trying to find Atlantis

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  331. I-Man ((William II, OSW's Secretary)) says:

    Jerk It Out, by The Caesars.

    Wind me up
    Put me down
    Start me off and watch me go
    I’ll be running circles around you sooner than you know
    A little off center
    And I’m out of tune
    Just kicking this can along the avenue
    But I’m alright

    Coz it’s easy once you know how it’s done
    You can’t stop now
    It’s already begun
    You feel it
    Running through your bones

    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out

    Shut up
    Hush your mouth
    Can’t you hear you talk too loud
    No I can’t hear nothing cause I got my head up in the clouds
    I bite off anything that I can chew
    I’m chasing cars up and down the avenue
    But that’s ok

    Coz it’s easy once you know how it’s done
    You can’t stop now
    It’s already begun
    You feel it
    Running through your bones

    So you jerk it out

    Coz it’s easy once you know how it’s done
    You can’t stop now
    It’s already begun
    You feel it
    Running through your bones

    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    And you jerk it out
    Oh baby don’t you know you really gotta jerk it out
    When you jerk it out baby don’t you know you really gotta jerk it out
    When you jerk it out baby don’t you know you really gotta jerk it out

    Best actual song I ever heard in a video game (well, this or Still Alive) :D

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  332. Silver Lining says:

    The Waffle Song (this isn’t Do You Like Waffles)

    Waffles!
    Belgian or potato waffles!
    Looking thorugh to you now
    Do you have a waffle?
    Wouldn’t you be happier if you did?
    I’m talking waffles!
    Belgian and potato, all kinds taste great
    Oh yes they do
    ‘Cause they are waffles!
    Invented by Ghandi, why not keep some handy
    For moments when you need
    Waaaaaffles
    Wiffle waffle waffle oh wiffles
    Waffle waffle waffle oh waffles
    Waffles waffles waffles

    Repeat et all, ad infinium.

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  333. KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis! says:

    Icarus- Borne On Wings of Steel, by Kansas:

    Early in the morning sunlight
    Soaring on the wings of dawn
    Here I’ll live and die with my wings in the sky
    And I won’t come down no more

    Higher than a bird I’m flying,
    Crimson skies of ice and fire
    Borne on wings of steel, I have so much to feel
    And I won’t come down no more

    Sail on, sail on! I will rise each day to meet the dawn
    So high, so high!
    I’ve climbed the mountains of the sky
    Without my wings you know I’d surely die
    I found my freedom flyin’ high
    I’ve climbed the mountains of the sky!

    Floating on a cloud of amber
    Searching for the rainbow’s end
    Earth so far below me,
    I’m here alone, free
    I can’t come down no more

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  334. Randomosity101 says:

    This is from The Wiz.
    It’s called So You Wanted to Meet the Wizard
    The spaces are where just music is playing.

    So you wanted to meet
    the Wizard?

    Well let me tell you that you’ve come
    to the rght place.
    Shall I make you a frog
    or a lizard?

    You should see the strained expression
    on your face.
    If the way I come on
    is frightening,

    that’s the way I felt like
    coming on today.
    Have you ever been kissed
    by lightning?

    Let me tell you, that will make
    you go away.

    I fly
    and the magic of my power
    takes me higher,
    to a level where the clouds
    turn into fire,
    and in the warmth inside my fire
    I feel fine.

    Just keep your eyes open,
    and the magic you will see.
    It will whistle on the wind
    as it emenates from me.
    It’s a strong and true vibration,
    you can feel it on your skin.
    So come and take my hand
    and we will dance
    upon the wind!
    Oh!

    So you wanted to meet
    the Wizard!

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  335. KaiYves- Hail, Atlantis! says:

    The Miracle, by Queen

    Every drop of rain that falls in Sahara Desert says it all
    It’s a miracle
    All God’s creations great and small!
    The Golden Gate and the Taj Mahal!
    That’s a miracle
    Test tube babies being born
    Mothers, fathers dead and gone
    It’s a miracle

    We’re having a miracle on Earth
    Mother Nature does it all for us
    The wonders of this world go on!
    The hanging Gardens of Babylon!
    Captain Cook and Cain and Able
    Jimi Hendrix to the Tower of Babel
    It’s a miracle, it’s a miracle, it’s a miracle
    It’s a miracle

    The one thing we’re all waiting for, is peace on earth – an end
    to war
    It’s a miracle we need – the miracle
    The miracle we’re all waiting for today

    If every leaf on every tree could tell a story, that would be
    a miracle
    If every child on every street, had clothes to wear and food to
    eat
    That’s a miracle
    If all God’s people could be free, to live in perfect harmony
    It’s a miracle

    We’re having a miracle on Earth
    Mother Nature does it all for us
    Open hearts and surgery!
    (wonders of this world go on)
    Sunday mornings with a cup of tea!
    Superpowers always fighting
    But Mona Lisa just keeps on smiling
    It’s a miracle, it’s a miracle, it’s a miracle

    (wonders of this world go on)
    It’s a miracle it’s a miracle it’s a miracle
    It’s a miracle

    The one thing (the one thing) we’re all waiting for (we’re all
    waiting for)
    Is peace on earth (peace on earth) and an end to war (an end
    to war)
    It’s a miracle we need – the miracle
    The miracle peace on earth and end to war today

    That time will come. One day you’ll see. When we can all be
    friends!
    That time will come. One day you’ll see. When we can all be
    friends!
    That time will come. One day you’ll see. When we can all be
    friends!
    That time will come. One day you’ll see. When we can all be
    friends!

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  336. shadowfire says:

    Reason for Waiting (Jethro Tull)
    What a sight for my eyes to see you in sleep.
    Could’ve startled the sunrise hearing you weep.
    You’re not seen, you’re not heard
    but I stand by my word.
    Came a thousand miles
    just to catch you while you’re smiling.

    What a day for laughter and walking at night.
    Me following after, your hand holding tight.
    And the memory stays clear with the song that you hear.
    If I can but make the words awake the feeling.

    What a reason for waiting and dreaming of dreams.
    So here’s hoping you’ve faith in impossible schemes,
    that are born in the sigh of the wind blowing by
    while the dimming light brings the end to a night of loving.

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  337. KaiYves says:

    Destiny (Theme song for the EPCOT ride Mission Space)

    Through time and space
    Together we race
    To brave new worlds across the universe

    As bright as the sun
    A new star is born
    Shining out its light for all of us

    The greatest journey of all time for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality

    And our destiny
    Begins with you and me
    Through all space and time
    The achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea
    Of discovery
    On heroes’ wings we fly

    One small step today
    Takes us light years away
    To the great unknown we chase our destiny

    So be brave of heart
    And reach for the stars
    Together we are making history

    The greatest journey of all time for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality

    And our destiny
    Begins with you and me
    Through all space and time
    The achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea
    Of discovery
    On heroes’ wings we fly

    Flying high we’re soaring to tomorrow
    Reaching out the future’s in our hands
    The journey starts, the adventure never-ending
    The new frontier we face is the mystery of space

    Destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time
    The achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea
    Of discovery
    On heroes’ wings we fly

    Destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time
    The achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea
    Of discovery
    On heroes’ wings we fly

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  338. KaiYves- Go, STS-133! says:

    “Flying For Me”, John Denver:

    Well I guess that you probably know by now
    I was one who wanted to fly
    I wanted to ride on that arrow of fire right up into heaven
    And I wanted to go for every man
    Every child, every mother of children
    I wanted to carry the dreams of all people right up to the stars

    And I prayed that I’d find an answer there
    Or maybe I would find a song
    Giving a voice to all of the hearts that cannot be heard
    And for all of the ones who live in fear
    And all of those who stand apart
    My being there would bring us a little step closer together

    They were flying for me
    They were flying for everyone
    They were trying to see a brighter day for each and everyone

    They gave us their light
    They gave us their spirit and all they could be
    They were flying for me
    They were flying for me

    And I wanted to wish upon the Milky Way
    And dance upon a falling star
    I wanted to give myself and free myself, and join myself with it all

    Given the chance to dream, it can be done
    The promise of tomorrow is real
    Children of Spaceship Earth,
    The future belongs to us all

    She was flying for me
    She was flying for everyone
    She was trying to see a brighter day for each and everyone

    She gave us her light
    She gave us her spirit and all she can be
    She was flying for me
    They were flying for me
    They were flying for everyone
    They were trying to see a brighter day for each and everyone

    They gave us their light
    They gave us their spirit and all they can be
    They were flying for me
    They were flying for me
    They were flying for me
    They were flying for me

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  339. Ebeth says:

    Nobody’s Side from Chess

    which i just recently watched again and as soon as i got to I Know Him So Well i had to pause and go to the youtubes to find the version with john barrowman because it is best. if you haven’t heard it, go find it now. it’s like fornication for your ears.

    but anyway, this is not that song, this is a different song. idina menzel does this song in the version i have.

    Everybody’s playing the game
    But nobody’s rules are the same
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side
    Better learn to go it alone
    Recognize you’re out on your own
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side.

    The one I should not think of
    Keeps rolling through my mind
    And I don’t want to let that go
    No lovers ever faithful
    No contract truly signed
    There’s nothing certain left to know
    And how the cracks begin to show!

    Never make a promise or plan
    Take a little love where you can
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side
    Never stay too long in your bed
    Never lose your heart, use your head
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side.

    Never take a stranger’s advice
    Never let a friend fool you twice
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side
    Never be the first to believe
    Never be the last to deceive
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side
    And never leave a moment too soon
    Never waste a hot afternoon
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side
    Never stay a minute too long
    Don’t forget the best will go wrong
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side.

    Better learn to go it alone
    Recognize you’re out on your own
    Nobody’s on nobody’s side.

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  340. Midnight Fiddler says:

    Because I’m in one of those moods when this is just the FUNNIEST THING EVAR. (My apologies.)

    The Assumption song by the Arrogant Worms
    There was an old farmer
    Who lived on a rock
    He sat in the meadow
    Just shaking his

    Fist at some boys
    Who were down by the crick
    Their feet in the water
    Their hands on their

    Marbles and playthings
    And at half past four
    There came a young lady
    She looked like a

    Pretty young creature
    She sat on the grass
    She pulled up her dress
    And she showed them her

    Ruffles and laces
    And white fluffy duck
    She said she was learning
    A new way to

    Bring up her children
    So they would not spit
    While the boys in the barnyard
    Were shoveling

    Refuse and litter
    From yesterday’s hunt
    While the girl in the meadow
    Was rubbing her

    Eyes at the fellow
    Down by the dock
    He looked like a man
    With a sizable

    Home in the country
    With a big fence out front
    And if he asked her politely
    She’d show him her

    Little pet dog
    Who was subject to fits
    And maybe she’d let him
    Grab hold of her

    Small tender hand
    With a movement so quick
    And then she’d bend over
    And suck on his

    Candy, so tasty
    Made of butterscotch
    And then he’d spread whipped cream
    All over her

    Cookies that she had
    Left out on her shelf
    If you think this is dirty
    You can go [do un-MB friendly activities to] yourself!

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