Veggie Tales
People seem to want to talk about them, so here goes.
Date: October 20, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
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MontgomeryGurl
in October 20th, 2005 @ 13:29Yay, Veggie Tales are finally getting the recognition they deserve!! Um, what do I want to say about them? Oh, yeah, they totally rock!!! I like that one about the fib, and the one about Rack, Shack and Benny!!! I just love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 20th, 2005 @ 15:18yaaaaaaaaaaay! veggie tales!!! oh wait g2g later!
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Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Grant O.
in October 20th, 2005 @ 16:54What on earth is this? I was under the impression that “Veggie Tales” were for small children.
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mutant_hairy_thing
in October 20th, 2005 @ 17:27OOOOHHHHH! Veggietales! They are so cool! When I first saw Rack, Shack, and Benny, I was a little scared. (I was really small)
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Phoenix
in October 20th, 2005 @ 18:10Hi Grant! long time no post!
yes, VeggieTales is for children, but it still has some very funny jokes aimed at parents.
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mutant_hairy_thing
in October 20th, 2005 @ 18:14LET’S TALD ABOUT THE JOKES!
Umm…..
[repeated joke]
Some guy: Blah BLah BLah PICKLE Blah (referring to Larry)
Larry: I’m a cucumber.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 20th, 2005 @ 18:51yah half the stuff is lost on little kids. it’s kind of a shame, cuz when u get old enough to understand it everybody’s like pshaw little kids show.
isn’t that a cool word? pshaw
anyhoo.I LOVE the pirates who don’t do anything! they rock!
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KitKat
in October 20th, 2005 @ 19:36Erm…veggie tales…a deparment/thread all on them?
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Kitten
in October 21st, 2005 @ 10:51go veggie tales!!!
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Phoenix
in October 21st, 2005 @ 14:31we are the piiiiiAAAratesssss who don’t do ANYthiiiiing
we just staAAAAyyyy hooooome, and lie arooouuuund
and if you aAAAAsk uuuuus, to do ANYthiiiing
we just teeeeelll you, we don’t do anything.well, I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’m not too good at pingpong and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I’ve (somthing somthing somthing and I’ve somthing somthing something) and I’ve never beeenn to Boston in the faaaaaallll…
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Kricket
in October 21st, 2005 @ 16:55yeahhhhhhhhhh good song!!!!!! yahhhhhhhhhhhh… owwwww… my hand broke from clapping… jk
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KitKat
in October 21st, 2005 @ 18:38Veggie Tales.
Another reason not to eat artichokes…
mwhahahaha
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Beach
in October 22nd, 2005 @ 13:57oh my gosh! I loved the Veggie Tales Christmas Movie (even though I’m not Christian) I watched it at a friend’s house, it was really good.
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Kricket
in October 23rd, 2005 @ 07:59KitKat’s mom: Eat your artichokes dear.
KitKat: But mom, Larry won’t want his friend to be eaten.
KitKat’s mom: Who’s Larry dear?
KitKat: Oh just that cucumber from Veggie Tales.
KitKat’s mom: Oh okay you don’t have to eat it.
*mom walks away*
KitKat: mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*mom calls from kitchen*
KitKat’s mom: What was that, dear?
KitKat: nothing!!!!!
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MontgomeryGurl
in October 23rd, 2005 @ 17:25Did you know Veggie Tales is coming out with a new video soon? Guess what the name is. Go on, just guess!!! Give up? Okay, I’ll tell you what the name is: Lord of the Beans
!!!!!!! That’s really funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Okay, so I have a bizarre sense of humor, that’s still funny, isn’t it? Alright, don’t answer, see if I care!!! Hmph.
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Phoenix
in October 23rd, 2005 @ 17:48hey! I love artichokes!
watching Shrek made me feel guilty about eating pastry.
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mutant_hairy_thing
in October 23rd, 2005 @ 20:53Veggietales! I love them! My sister and I always quote them!
Sometimes for some random reason the Kepp Walking song plays in my head whenever we’re late to someplace.
Hold on… FRENCH peas on top of a huge wall… sounds as if they were rehearsing a Monty Python scene.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 24th, 2005 @ 12:50the keep walking song is so repetitive! and it took me almost 60 seconds to type that! SCHOOL KEYBOARDS SUCK!!! the delete key is small too! aargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;aljfk;ls kjfdlkhg[aliej;fk
wasn’t there a muse thing on songs like that? earworms or something?
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mutant_hairy_thing
in October 25th, 2005 @ 19:45Yeah, that song is an earworm. Oh! Let’s talk about Silly Songs with Larry!!! Yay!!!!!!!
I memorized all of them!
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Kitten
in October 25th, 2005 @ 19:58WHAT SONG???
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KitKat
in October 25th, 2005 @ 21:14And another reason not to math homework
Math Teacher: Do your math, now.
KitKat: No.
Math Teacher: And why not?
KitKat: erm…will it work if I said that Larry’s friend would die?
*smiles innocently and bats eyelashes*Math Teacher: No.
Modification: Well maybe not.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 26th, 2005 @ 12:49kitten, we’re talking about the keep walking song. the repetetive one they sing while walking around in circles. like this… *ebeth gets up and walks around the comp lab singing. people stare*
sorta like that yah. except put them outside a wall instead of in a computer lab. and then put in the AWESOMLY COOL FRENCH PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MontgomeryGurl
in October 26th, 2005 @ 16:33I don’t really even remember the keep walking song, but I’m sure it’s totally awesome.
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mutant_hairy_thing
in October 26th, 2005 @ 17:34Muahahahahaha! the French peas! Maybe they tried out for parts in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Heeheehee…
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 26th, 2005 @ 18:30hahaha! i can just see the peas sitting up there taunting arthur+co…
break out the photoshop! woohoo! if dad can get it working. arrgh.
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Phoenix
in October 26th, 2005 @ 21:19My sister and brother got me a VeggieTales birthday card. It says:
(first panel) And now it’s time for Silly Poems With Larry, the part of the card where Larry sings a silly poem.
Oh, don’t put ice cream in your hat/ ’cause you could squash your hat too fat/ so don’t put ice cream in your hat… (et cetera)
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Krissy also known as Kricket
in October 27th, 2005 @ 06:48Kitten you’re back!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!! We shall rule the galaxy!!!!!! … but now’s not the time!!! Because I have to go to school… Maybe Larry will invent a nuclear laser gun and destroy my school…
Come on Larry! Blow it up!!!!!
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Phoenix
in October 27th, 2005 @ 19:18My friend and I have a secret plan to blow up the school toilets, or at least sanitize them (as from Muse) by setting them on fire. Lord knows they need it… Uhg!
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 29th, 2005 @ 16:43cool!!!!! you should do that to my school!!!!!!!!
Larry, Come on! Blow the schools up!!!!! Do it!!!!!
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 29th, 2005 @ 20:43IF YOU ARE READING THIS FROM THE HOME PAGE COME ON TO THIS THREAD IT’S BEEN GETTING LONELY OVER HERE…
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 30th, 2005 @ 09:08COME ONTO THIS THREAD, I KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!
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MontgomeryGurl
in October 30th, 2005 @ 14:13Okay, but what do you want me to say? I can’t think of anything, thinking…thinking…thinking OH!!!! Larry Boy totally rocks!!! How many of you squirt milk out your nose when you see him? Go Larry Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 30th, 2005 @ 14:29yo kricket. s’up? i’m just sorta here…just cuz…um…because. so hi!
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 30th, 2005 @ 14:51hi!!!!!!! uhhhhhh… what are we saying? Wait… hang on… How can Ebeth’s post say 2:29pm if it’s only 1:53pm!!!! I’m confused… You GAPA’S do know it’s daylight savings time end, right?
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Lizzie
in October 30th, 2005 @ 15:47dude, there’s different time zones..
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 30th, 2005 @ 17:32I knew that! Wait… which time zone do live in, Ebeth? I live in the Eastern Time zone… ( Pennsylvania to be specific)
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Ebeth The Lurker
in October 30th, 2005 @ 19:33oy…i hate time zones….i’m in ohio..whatever that is…the one next to the chicago zone right? or is it in the chicago zone?
who knows….or maybe i’ve been using that virtual time machine i got to go back in time and post before anybody else…mwahahahaha
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Kricket (Krissy)
in October 31st, 2005 @ 17:12I hate them too…
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Kricket (Krissy)
in November 1st, 2005 @ 17:13YOOHOO?? HELLLLOOOO?????
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Ebeth The Lurker
in November 1st, 2005 @ 17:38hello hello hello
hi hi hi!
hello hello hello!
hiiiiiiiiiii!!!
that was a song we sang in like second grade. good times…
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Kricket (Krissy)
in November 1st, 2005 @ 19:00yeah for secind grade!
SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE!! YAHHHH!!!!!!!!! to the music thread!!
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Phoenix
in November 1st, 2005 @ 21:19oh Billy Joe McGuffery was a really clumsy kid
on the second day of second grade I’ll tell you what he did
slipped on a bannana peel, flew up in the skyyyyyy…
landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade…
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!and so on. our favorite VeggieTales song, my sister and brother and I sing it in the car on long road trips.
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Kricket (Krissy)
in November 2nd, 2005 @ 07:41yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KitKat
in November 3rd, 2005 @ 23:40Mom, do I have to eat anything I don’t like?
Why not?
‘Cause of Veggie Tales.
OK.
That’d be heaven.
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mousie
in November 4th, 2005 @ 07:38yeah!!!!
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aryen (haley/ LOTR/HP/ manga&anime/falloutboy/goodcharlotte/ETC. fan & full time geek & proud)
in November 4th, 2005 @ 22:35The pirates who don’t do anything rule! I like the polls section. I’m not christian, but i luv the veggie tales. And u r right about not eating vegetables. I hate asparagus so much…….. we spilled (well, technically it was intentional, but…)all this jello all over once so then mom made us eat it all and it was all gross and we also had to eat asparagus and it was grossssssssss.
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KitKat
in November 5th, 2005 @ 18:29CIC! CIC!
CUCUMBERS ARE CANNIBALISM!!!**-in veggie tale world.
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KitKat
in November 6th, 2005 @ 14:40:yinyang:
did it work?
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Kricket (Krissy)
in November 6th, 2005 @ 15:28what is supposed to happen?
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Ebeth The Lurker
in November 6th, 2005 @ 16:33a yin yang smiley???
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Kricket (Krissy)
in November 6th, 2005 @ 21:10cool!!!!! :yingyang: did it work?!
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mousie
in November 7th, 2005 @ 07:37I said :yingyang: ying yang! YING YANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in November 7th, 2005 @ 13:52ujm…i don’t think it exists guys…
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Kricket
in November 7th, 2005 @ 17:10yes it does!!!!!!!! mousie and I looked it up!!!!!!! (and we’ll find it sometime… sshhhhh!) :ying yang: did it work?
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lilbro777
in November 8th, 2005 @ 01:15This is a bit from a ‘Silly Songs with Larry’ song.
Larry sings in spanish. The part I will write down is the translation (Bob)Larry:….tomato wishes he could dance. But he can’t (Bob’s voice cracks when he translates this)
Bob: wait a minute!!!! Waddaya mean I can’t dance!?! D-didn’t you see me dancing at Uncle Louis’ polka party??
Larry: No comprendo.
Bob: No comprendo! I’ll show you no comprendo!
*Bob chases Larry around the stage*
Later
Larry:…..tomato wishes he could sing. But he can’t (Bob is annoyed) He can’t even whistle.
Bob: Ok, that’s it, you little cucumber!
Concllusion: Bob is chasing Larry.
Larry in English: aaaaah…. Bob is really angry!! I hope he doesn’t catch me!! It is very hard to run with this sombrero on my head!! (they run off screen):lol:
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mousie
in November 8th, 2005 @ 20:37oh! I remember that!!!!!!!!
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lilbro777
in November 10th, 2005 @ 23:26This is another part of one my favorite SSw/Ls:
This is the last part of the yodeling crazy vet song……All: The moral of the story, it’s the point we hope we’ve made,
Pa Grape: When ya go a little loopy, *All join in* better keep your nurse well paid!
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lilbro777
in November 16th, 2005 @ 22:07Geez! Do I have to do everything?!?!?!? I mean, six days!!!!! really! how about……… The water buffalo song? anyone heard that?
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MontgomeryGurl
in November 16th, 2005 @ 22:43Duh!!!!
(Larry)
Everybody’s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we get them, I don’t know
but everybody’s got a water buffaloooooooo!!!!I took my buffola to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody’s got a water buffaloo….(Archibald, interrupting and very irate)
Stop, stop, stop!!!! You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo, when everyone does not have a water buffalo!!! We’re going to get nasty letters saying, “where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” and are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so!!! so just straighten up and stop being so silly!!!(Narrator)
This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say…(Larry)
Everybody’s got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Oh…..(Archibald)
Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in November 17th, 2005 @ 00:31hey kricket, different places use different smileys. what works on another site might not work here. what was that from?
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lilbro777
in November 17th, 2005 @ 19:12MontgomeryGurl: I just checked, and that was, like, word perfect! cool. Now, what about the cheeseburger song?
Oh, I don’t care. This is the best verse in it:
(Mr. Lunt) He stayed at the drive thru till sunrise.
He may have dosed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed somethin’ to munch
Cheeseburger please don’t be angry;
He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!Or, I love my lips! that is a funny one!
Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be to bad. I’d be so sadArchibald: That’d be to bad you’d be so sad?
Larry: That’d be to bad
*carries on*
(later) Archibald: Larry tell me about your child hood.
Larry: (after two versus) Ten days after I turned eigh, got my lips stuck in a gate. The kids all laughed. *starts talking at hyperspeed* and I just stood there untill the firedepartment came and broke the lock with a crowbar and i had to spend the next six weeks in a lip reheb (?) with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to eachother till the 5th week cause both of our lips were so swolen, and when he did start talking he only spoke polish and i only knew, like, two words in polish, except, now, i know four cause oscar taugh me the word for lip: Usta!
Archibald: oh my
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lilbro777
in November 22nd, 2005 @ 22:45um…… The Hairbrush Song? The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything?
please post?
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lilbro777
in December 8th, 2005 @ 21:47usta usta usta usta usta usta [about a gazillion more “usta”s] usta usta usta usta usta my friends all laughed!
*listening to silly songs w/ larry……*
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Ebeth the Lurker
in December 9th, 2005 @ 09:02USTA!!!!!!!!
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Phoenix
in December 9th, 2005 @ 09:49We are the piarates who don’t do anything
we just stay home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we’ll just telly you we don’t do anything.
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lilbro777
in December 9th, 2005 @ 18:57USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA !
’cause e loves you cheeseburger with all his heart,
there aint nothin gonna tear you two apart,
and if the world suddenly ran out of chees,
e would get down on is hands n knees
and see if someone dropped some cheese in the dirt,
and hed wash it off for you
hed wash that dirty cheese off just for you,
you’re his cheese burger————-hes gone a little loopy, in case ya havent heard,
here’s a couple penicilin for yar sickly arctic birdi hope youre not too tall….
*you might have trouble dancing*wait… break a fortune cookie
*beware of grape with wooden mallet
aint that the truth…the moral of our story, its the point we hope we’ve made…
when ya go a little loopy better keep yar nurse well paidone day while he was waiting for a trolley,
he had a hat…..that was random……
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lilbro777
in December 9th, 2005 @ 19:05*thump* A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT! A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SQUASHED MY HAT REAL FLAT! *now whaddaya think of that!*
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stink bug and ive never painted daisies on a big red red rubber ball and i don’t look good in leggings *you just don’t get it* And weve never been to boston in the fall!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 9th, 2005 @ 20:17I’ve been to boston in the fall!!! (baaahston)
and i’ve never sniffed a stink bug and i’ve never bathed in yogurt and i’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall and i’ve never something something and i’m not too good a ping pong and i’ve never been to boston in the faaaall!!!
omg i love the nurse one!!!
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lilbro777
in December 10th, 2005 @ 12:44in larry’s 1st vs, its ‘kissed a chipmunk’ not ‘sniffed a stink bug’
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 10th, 2005 @ 14:42sniffed a stink bug was in there somewhere…
oh. is that the first verse then?
because honestly i have no clue.
was the rest of it right?
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Phoenix
in December 10th, 2005 @ 17:27Oh this is the song that runs under the credits…
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lilbro777
in December 13th, 2005 @ 10:35well, ive never plucked a rooster and im not to good at ping pong and ive never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and ive never kissed a chipmunk and ive never gotten headlice and ive never been to boston in the fall.
huh? what are you talkin about? whats a rooster and mashed potatas have to do with beenin a pirate?
hey, that’s right. we’re supposed to sing about piraty things.
oh.
and whos ever kissed a chipmunk? thats just nonsense! why even bring it up? am i right? whadda you think?
i think you look like captian crunch.
huh? no i don’t.
do to.
do not
your makin me hungery
thats it your walkin the plank
says who
says the captain
oh yeah! aye aye captain crunch!
AAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!
yikes!
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stinkbug and ive never painted daisys on a big red rubber ball, and ive never bathed in yogurt and i don’t look good in leggings, *you just don’t get it.* and weve never been to boston in the fall!
i am listening to it right now and i have the script in my hand, so that is right.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in February 12th, 2006 @ 17:17YAY!
VEGGIE TALES!!!!!!!!! RE-OPENED!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
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Em
in February 12th, 2006 @ 17:36oooooohhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
ooooohhhhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
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lilbro777
in March 16th, 2006 @ 19:53weeee are the pi-irates, who don do aaaanyyything, weeee jus staaaay at home, n lieeee aroooouuuund…..
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Em
in June 15th, 2006 @ 18:18now i’ve really lost my hairbrush!
everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where we get them i don’t know, everybody’s got a waterbuffaloooooooooooooooooo!
took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor, everybody’s got a waterbuffalooooooooooo-
(gapa, this is the part where you say ‘stop being so silly!’)
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kiki_the_great
in June 15th, 2006 @ 19:23My friends Dancing Queen and Dancy Pants used to be reeeeely obsessed with Veggies Tales. Personally, I thought they were scary.
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Cheese Monkey NUMBA 1
in November 19th, 2006 @ 20:58BUNGEE BUNGEE BUNGEEWUNGEE WUNGEE HERE WE GO BUNGEE, come on?
*snap*
ouch.I”M SO BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh wherrrrrrrre, is my hair brush. oh wherrrrrrrrrrre is my hair brush
oh where oh where oh where oh where oh whhhhhhhhhhhhhhere is my hair brush?
I LOVE VEGGIE TALES WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
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