People seem to want to talk about them, so here goes.
78 thoughts on “Veggie Tales”
Yay, Veggie Tales are finally getting the recognition they deserve!! Um, what do I want to say about them? Oh, yeah, they totally rock!!! I like that one about the fib, and the one about Rack, Shack and Benny!!! I just love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yaaaaaaaaaaay! veggie tales!!! oh wait g2g later!
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What on earth is this? I was under the impression that “Veggie Tales” were for small children.
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OOOOHHHHH! Veggietales! They are so cool! When I first saw Rack, Shack, and Benny, I was a little scared. (I was really small)
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Hi Grant! long time no post!
yes, VeggieTales is for children, but it still has some very funny jokes aimed at parents.
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LET’S TALD ABOUT THE JOKES!
Umm…..
[repeated joke]
Some guy: Blah BLah BLah PICKLE Blah (referring to Larry)
Larry: I’m a cucumber.
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yah half the stuff is lost on little kids. it’s kind of a shame, cuz when u get old enough to understand it everybody’s like pshaw little kids show.
isn’t that a cool word? pshaw anyhoo.
I LOVE the pirates who don’t do anything! they rock!
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Erm…veggie tales…a deparment/thread all on them?
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go veggie tales!!!
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we are the piiiiiAAAratesssss who don’t do ANYthiiiiing
we just staAAAAyyyy hooooome, and lie arooouuuund
and if you aAAAAsk uuuuus, to do ANYthiiiing
we just teeeeelll you, we don’t do anything.
well, I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’m not too good at pingpong and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I’ve (somthing somthing somthing and I’ve somthing somthing something) and I’ve never beeenn to Boston in the faaaaaallll…
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yeahhhhhhhhhh good song!!!!!! yahhhhhhhhhhhh… owwwww… my hand broke from clapping… jk
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Veggie Tales.
Another reason not to eat artichokes…
mwhahahaha
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oh my gosh! I loved the Veggie Tales Christmas Movie (even though I’m not Christian) I watched it at a friend’s house, it was really good.
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KitKat’s mom: Eat your artichokes dear.
KitKat: But mom, Larry won’t want his friend to be eaten.
KitKat’s mom: Who’s Larry dear?
KitKat: Oh just that cucumber from Veggie Tales.
KitKat’s mom: Oh okay you don’t have to eat it.
*mom walks away*
KitKat: mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*mom calls from kitchen*
KitKat’s mom: What was that, dear?
KitKat: nothing!!!!!
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Did you know Veggie Tales is coming out with a new video soon? Guess what the name is. Go on, just guess!!! Give up? Okay, I’ll tell you what the name is: Lord of the Beans !!!!!!! That’s really funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Okay, so I have a bizarre sense of humor, that’s still funny, isn’t it? Alright, don’t answer, see if I care!!! Hmph.
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hey! I love artichokes!
watching Shrek made me feel guilty about eating pastry.
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Veggietales! I love them! My sister and I always quote them!
Sometimes for some random reason the Kepp Walking song plays in my head whenever we’re late to someplace.
Hold on… FRENCH peas on top of a huge wall… sounds as if they were rehearsing a Monty Python scene.
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the keep walking song is so repetitive! and it took me almost 60 seconds to type that! SCHOOL KEYBOARDS SUCK!!! the delete key is small too! aargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;aljfk;ls kjfdlkhg[aliej;fk
wasn’t there a muse thing on songs like that? earworms or something?
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Yeah, that song is an earworm. Oh! Let’s talk about Silly Songs with Larry!!! Yay!!!!!!!
I memorized all of them!
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WHAT SONG???
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And another reason not to math homework
Math Teacher: Do your math, now.
KitKat: No.
Math Teacher: And why not?
KitKat: erm…will it work if I said that Larry’s friend would die?
*smiles innocently and bats eyelashes*
Math Teacher: No.
Modification: Well maybe not.
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kitten, we’re talking about the keep walking song. the repetetive one they sing while walking around in circles. like this… *ebeth gets up and walks around the comp lab singing. people stare*
sorta like that yah. except put them outside a wall instead of in a computer lab. and then put in the AWESOMLY COOL FRENCH PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don’t really even remember the keep walking song, but I’m sure it’s totally awesome.
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Muahahahahaha! the French peas! Maybe they tried out for parts in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Heeheehee…
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hahaha! i can just see the peas sitting up there taunting arthur+co…
break out the photoshop! woohoo! if dad can get it working. arrgh.
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My sister and brother got me a VeggieTales birthday card. It says:
(first panel) And now it’s time for Silly Poems With Larry, the part of the card where Larry sings a silly poem.
Oh, don’t put ice cream in your hat/ ’cause you could squash your hat too fat/ so don’t put ice cream in your hat… (et cetera)
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Kitten you’re back!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!! We shall rule the galaxy!!!!!! … but now’s not the time!!! Because I have to go to school… Maybe Larry will invent a nuclear laser gun and destroy my school…
Come on Larry! Blow it up!!!!!
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My friend and I have a secret plan to blow up the school toilets, or at least sanitize them (as from Muse) by setting them on fire. Lord knows they need it… Uhg!
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cool!!!!! you should do that to my school!!!!!!!!
Larry, Come on! Blow the schools up!!!!! Do it!!!!!
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IF YOU ARE READING THIS FROM THE HOME PAGE COME ON TO THIS THREAD IT’S BEEN GETTING LONELY OVER HERE…
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COME ONTO THIS THREAD, I KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, but what do you want me to say? I can’t think of anything, thinking…thinking…thinking OH!!!! Larry Boy totally rocks!!! How many of you squirt milk out your nose when you see him? Go Larry Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yo kricket. s’up? i’m just sorta here…just cuz…um…because. so hi!
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hi!!!!!!! uhhhhhh… what are we saying? Wait… hang on… How can Ebeth’s post say 2:29pm if it’s only 1:53pm!!!! I’m confused… You GAPA’S do know it’s daylight savings time end, right?
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dude, there’s different time zones..
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I knew that! Wait… which time zone do live in, Ebeth? I live in the Eastern Time zone… ( Pennsylvania to be specific)
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oy…i hate time zones….i’m in ohio..whatever that is…the one next to the chicago zone right? or is it in the chicago zone? who knows….
or maybe i’ve been using that virtual time machine i got to go back in time and post before anybody else…mwahahahaha
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I hate them too…
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YOOHOO?? HELLLLOOOO?????
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hello hello hello
hi hi hi!
hello hello hello!
hiiiiiiiiiii!!!
that was a song we sang in like second grade. good times…
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yeah for secind grade!
SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE!! YAHHHH!!!!!!!!! to the music thread!!
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oh Billy Joe McGuffery was a really clumsy kid
on the second day of second grade I’ll tell you what he did
slipped on a bannana peel, flew up in the skyyyyyy…
landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade…
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!
and so on. our favorite VeggieTales song, my sister and brother and I sing it in the car on long road trips.
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yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mom, do I have to eat anything I don’t like?
Why not?
‘Cause of Veggie Tales.
OK.
That’d be heaven.
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yeah!!!!
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The pirates who don’t do anything rule! I like the polls section. I’m not christian, but i luv the veggie tales. And u r right about not eating vegetables. I hate asparagus so much…….. we spilled (well, technically it was intentional, but…)all this jello all over once so then mom made us eat it all and it was all gross and we also had to eat asparagus and it was grossssssssss.
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CIC! CIC!
CUCUMBERS ARE CANNIBALISM!!!*
*-in veggie tale world.
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:yinyang:
did it work?
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what is supposed to happen?
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a yin yang smiley???
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cool!!!!! :yingyang: did it work?!
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I said :yingyang: ying yang! YING YANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ujm…i don’t think it exists guys…
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yes it does!!!!!!!! mousie and I looked it up!!!!!!! (and we’ll find it sometime… sshhhhh!) :ying yang: did it work?
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This is a bit from a ‘Silly Songs with Larry’ song.
Larry sings in spanish. The part I will write down is the translation (Bob)
Larry:….tomato wishes he could dance. But he can’t (Bob’s voice cracks when he translates this)
Bob: wait a minute!!!! Waddaya mean I can’t dance!?! D-didn’t you see me dancing at Uncle Louis’ polka party??
Larry: No comprendo.
Bob: No comprendo! I’ll show you no comprendo!
*Bob chases Larry around the stage*
Later
Larry:…..tomato wishes he could sing. But he can’t (Bob is annoyed) He can’t even whistle.
Bob: Ok, that’s it, you little cucumber!
Concllusion: Bob is chasing Larry.
Larry in English: aaaaah…. Bob is really angry!! I hope he doesn’t catch me!! It is very hard to run with this sombrero on my head!! (they run off screen):lol:
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oh! I remember that!!!!!!!!
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This is another part of one my favorite SSw/Ls:
This is the last part of the yodeling crazy vet song……
All: The moral of the story, it’s the point we hope we’ve made,
Pa Grape: When ya go a little loopy, *All join in* better keep your nurse well paid!
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Geez! Do I have to do everything?!?!?!? I mean, six days!!!!! really! how about……… The water buffalo song? anyone heard that?
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Duh!!!!
(Larry)
Everybody’s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we get them, I don’t know
but everybody’s got a water buffaloooooooo!!!!
I took my buffola to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody’s got a water buffaloo….
(Archibald, interrupting and very irate)
Stop, stop, stop!!!! You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo, when everyone does not have a water buffalo!!! We’re going to get nasty letters saying, “where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” and are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so!!! so just straighten up and stop being so silly!!!
(Narrator)
This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say…
(Larry)
Everybody’s got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Oh…..
hey kricket, different places use different smileys. what works on another site might not work here. what was that from?
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MontgomeryGurl: I just checked, and that was, like, word perfect! cool. Now, what about the cheeseburger song?
Oh, I don’t care. This is the best verse in it:
(Mr. Lunt) He stayed at the drive thru till sunrise.
He may have dosed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed somethin’ to munch
Cheeseburger please don’t be angry;
He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!
Or, I love my lips! that is a funny one!
Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be to bad. I’d be so sad
Archibald: That’d be to bad you’d be so sad?
Larry: That’d be to bad
*carries on*
(later) Archibald: Larry tell me about your child hood.
Larry: (after two versus) Ten days after I turned eigh, got my lips stuck in a gate. The kids all laughed. *starts talking at hyperspeed* and I just stood there untill the firedepartment came and broke the lock with a crowbar and i had to spend the next six weeks in a lip reheb (?) with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to eachother till the 5th week cause both of our lips were so swolen, and when he did start talking he only spoke polish and i only knew, like, two words in polish, except, now, i know four cause oscar taugh me the word for lip: Usta!
Archibald: oh my
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um…… The Hairbrush Song? The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything?
please post?
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usta usta usta usta usta usta [about a gazillion more “usta”s] usta usta usta usta usta my friends all laughed!
*listening to silly songs w/ larry……*
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USTA!!!!!!!!
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We are the piarates who don’t do anything
we just stay home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we’ll just telly you we don’t do anything.
’cause e loves you cheeseburger with all his heart,
there aint nothin gonna tear you two apart,
and if the world suddenly ran out of chees,
e would get down on is hands n knees
and see if someone dropped some cheese in the dirt,
and hed wash it off for you
hed wash that dirty cheese off just for you,
you’re his cheese burger————-
hes gone a little loopy, in case ya havent heard,
here’s a couple penicilin for yar sickly arctic bird
i hope youre not too tall….
*you might have trouble dancing*
wait… break a fortune cookie
*beware of grape with wooden mallet
aint that the truth…
the moral of our story, its the point we hope we’ve made…
when ya go a little loopy better keep yar nurse well paid
one day while he was waiting for a trolley,
he had a hat…..
that was random……
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*thump* A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT! A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SQUASHED MY HAT REAL FLAT! *now whaddaya think of that!*
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stink bug and ive never painted daisies on a big red red rubber ball and i don’t look good in leggings *you just don’t get it* And weve never been to boston in the fall!
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I’ve been to boston in the fall!!! (baaahston)
and i’ve never sniffed a stink bug and i’ve never bathed in yogurt and i’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall and i’ve never something something and i’m not too good a ping pong and i’ve never been to boston in the faaaall!!!
omg i love the nurse one!!!
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in larry’s 1st vs, its ‘kissed a chipmunk’ not ‘sniffed a stink bug’
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sniffed a stink bug was in there somewhere…
oh. is that the first verse then?
because honestly i have no clue.
was the rest of it right?
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Oh this is the song that runs under the credits…
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well, ive never plucked a rooster and im not to good at ping pong and ive never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and ive never kissed a chipmunk and ive never gotten headlice and ive never been to boston in the fall.
huh? what are you talkin about? whats a rooster and mashed potatas have to do with beenin a pirate?
hey, that’s right. we’re supposed to sing about piraty things.
oh.
and whos ever kissed a chipmunk? thats just nonsense! why even bring it up? am i right? whadda you think?
i think you look like captian crunch.
huh? no i don’t.
do to.
do not
your makin me hungery
thats it your walkin the plank
says who
says the captain
oh yeah! aye aye captain crunch!
AAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!
yikes!
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stinkbug and ive never painted daisys on a big red rubber ball, and ive never bathed in yogurt and i don’t look good in leggings, *you just don’t get it.* and weve never been to boston in the fall!
i am listening to it right now and i have the script in my hand, so that is right.
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YAY!
VEGGIE TALES!!!!!!!!! RE-OPENED!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
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oooooohhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
ooooohhhhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
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weeee are the pi-irates, who don do aaaanyyything, weeee jus staaaay at home, n lieeee aroooouuuund…..
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now i’ve really lost my hairbrush!
everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where we get them i don’t know, everybody’s got a waterbuffaloooooooooooooooooo!
took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor, everybody’s got a waterbuffalooooooooooo-
(gapa, this is the part where you say ‘stop being so silly!’)
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My friends Dancing Queen and Dancy Pants used to be reeeeely obsessed with Veggies Tales. Personally, I thought they were scary.
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BUNGEE BUNGEE BUNGEEWUNGEE WUNGEE HERE WE GO BUNGEE, come on?
*snap*
ouch.
I”M SO BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh wherrrrrrrre, is my hair brush. oh wherrrrrrrrrrre is my hair brush
oh where oh where oh where oh where oh whhhhhhhhhhhhhhere is my hair brush?
I LOVE VEGGIE TALES WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL
Yay, Veggie Tales are finally getting the recognition they deserve!! Um, what do I want to say about them? Oh, yeah, they totally rock!!! I like that one about the fib, and the one about Rack, Shack and Benny!!! I just love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaay! veggie tales!!! oh wait g2g later!
What on earth is this? I was under the impression that “Veggie Tales” were for small children.
OOOOHHHHH! Veggietales! They are so cool! When I first saw Rack, Shack, and Benny, I was a little scared. (I was really small)
Hi Grant! long time no post!
yes, VeggieTales is for children, but it still has some very funny jokes aimed at parents.
LET’S TALD ABOUT THE JOKES!
Umm…..
[repeated joke]
Some guy: Blah BLah BLah PICKLE Blah (referring to Larry)
Larry: I’m a cucumber.
yah half the stuff is lost on little kids. it’s kind of a shame, cuz when u get old enough to understand it everybody’s like pshaw little kids show.
isn’t that a cool word? pshaw
anyhoo.
I LOVE the pirates who don’t do anything! they rock!
Erm…veggie tales…a deparment/thread all on them?
go veggie tales!!!
we are the piiiiiAAAratesssss who don’t do ANYthiiiiing
we just staAAAAyyyy hooooome, and lie arooouuuund
and if you aAAAAsk uuuuus, to do ANYthiiiing
we just teeeeelll you, we don’t do anything.
well, I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’m not too good at pingpong and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I’ve (somthing somthing somthing and I’ve somthing somthing something) and I’ve never beeenn to Boston in the faaaaaallll…
yeahhhhhhhhhh good song!!!!!! yahhhhhhhhhhhh… owwwww… my hand broke from clapping… jk
Veggie Tales.
Another reason not to eat artichokes…
mwhahahaha
oh my gosh! I loved the Veggie Tales Christmas Movie (even though I’m not Christian) I watched it at a friend’s house, it was really good.
KitKat’s mom: Eat your artichokes dear.
KitKat: But mom, Larry won’t want his friend to be eaten.
KitKat’s mom: Who’s Larry dear?
KitKat: Oh just that cucumber from Veggie Tales.
KitKat’s mom: Oh okay you don’t have to eat it.
*mom walks away*
KitKat: mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*mom calls from kitchen*
KitKat’s mom: What was that, dear?
KitKat: nothing!!!!!
Did you know Veggie Tales is coming out with a new video soon? Guess what the name is. Go on, just guess!!! Give up? Okay, I’ll tell you what the name is: Lord of the Beans
!!!!!!! That’s really funny, isn’t it? Isn’t it? Okay, so I have a bizarre sense of humor, that’s still funny, isn’t it? Alright, don’t answer, see if I care!!! Hmph.
hey! I love artichokes!
watching Shrek made me feel guilty about eating pastry.
Veggietales! I love them! My sister and I always quote them!
Sometimes for some random reason the Kepp Walking song plays in my head whenever we’re late to someplace.
Hold on… FRENCH peas on top of a huge wall… sounds as if they were rehearsing a Monty Python scene.
the keep walking song is so repetitive! and it took me almost 60 seconds to type that! SCHOOL KEYBOARDS SUCK!!! the delete key is small too! aargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;aljfk;ls kjfdlkhg[aliej;fk
wasn’t there a muse thing on songs like that? earworms or something?
Yeah, that song is an earworm. Oh! Let’s talk about Silly Songs with Larry!!! Yay!!!!!!!
I memorized all of them!
WHAT SONG???
And another reason not to math homework
Math Teacher: Do your math, now.
KitKat: No.
Math Teacher: And why not?
KitKat: erm…will it work if I said that Larry’s friend would die?
*smiles innocently and bats eyelashes*
Math Teacher: No.
Modification: Well maybe not.
kitten, we’re talking about the keep walking song. the repetetive one they sing while walking around in circles. like this… *ebeth gets up and walks around the comp lab singing. people stare*
sorta like that yah. except put them outside a wall instead of in a computer lab. and then put in the AWESOMLY COOL FRENCH PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t really even remember the keep walking song, but I’m sure it’s totally awesome.
Muahahahahaha! the French peas! Maybe they tried out for parts in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Heeheehee…
hahaha! i can just see the peas sitting up there taunting arthur+co…
break out the photoshop! woohoo! if dad can get it working. arrgh.
My sister and brother got me a VeggieTales birthday card. It says:
(first panel) And now it’s time for Silly Poems With Larry, the part of the card where Larry sings a silly poem.
Oh, don’t put ice cream in your hat/ ’cause you could squash your hat too fat/ so don’t put ice cream in your hat… (et cetera)
Kitten you’re back!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!! We shall rule the galaxy!!!!!! … but now’s not the time!!! Because I have to go to school… Maybe Larry will invent a nuclear laser gun and destroy my school…
Come on Larry! Blow it up!!!!!
My friend and I have a secret plan to blow up the school toilets, or at least sanitize them (as from Muse) by setting them on fire. Lord knows they need it… Uhg!
cool!!!!! you should do that to my school!!!!!!!!
Larry, Come on! Blow the schools up!!!!! Do it!!!!!
IF YOU ARE READING THIS FROM THE HOME PAGE COME ON TO THIS THREAD IT’S BEEN GETTING LONELY OVER HERE…
COME ONTO THIS THREAD, I KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, but what do you want me to say? I can’t think of anything, thinking…thinking…thinking OH!!!! Larry Boy totally rocks!!! How many of you squirt milk out your nose when you see him? Go Larry Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo kricket. s’up? i’m just sorta here…just cuz…um…because. so hi!
hi!!!!!!! uhhhhhh… what are we saying? Wait… hang on… How can Ebeth’s post say 2:29pm if it’s only 1:53pm!!!! I’m confused… You GAPA’S do know it’s daylight savings time end, right?
dude, there’s different time zones..
I knew that! Wait… which time zone do live in, Ebeth? I live in the Eastern Time zone… ( Pennsylvania to be specific)
oy…i hate time zones….i’m in ohio..whatever that is…the one next to the chicago zone right? or is it in the chicago zone?
who knows….
or maybe i’ve been using that virtual time machine i got to go back in time and post before anybody else…mwahahahaha
I hate them too…
YOOHOO?? HELLLLOOOO?????
hello hello hello
hi hi hi!
hello hello hello!
hiiiiiiiiiii!!!
that was a song we sang in like second grade. good times…
yeah for secind grade!
SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE! SECOND GRADE!! YAHHHH!!!!!!!!! to the music thread!!
oh Billy Joe McGuffery was a really clumsy kid
on the second day of second grade I’ll tell you what he did
slipped on a bannana peel, flew up in the skyyyyyy…
landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade
first aid in the second grade…
you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!
and so on. our favorite VeggieTales song, my sister and brother and I sing it in the car on long road trips.
yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom, do I have to eat anything I don’t like?
Why not?
‘Cause of Veggie Tales.
OK.
That’d be heaven.
yeah!!!!
The pirates who don’t do anything rule! I like the polls section. I’m not christian, but i luv the veggie tales. And u r right about not eating vegetables. I hate asparagus so much…….. we spilled (well, technically it was intentional, but…)all this jello all over once so then mom made us eat it all and it was all gross and we also had to eat asparagus and it was grossssssssss.
CIC! CIC!
CUCUMBERS ARE CANNIBALISM!!!*
*-in veggie tale world.
:yinyang:
did it work?
what is supposed to happen?
a yin yang smiley???
cool!!!!! :yingyang: did it work?!
I said :yingyang: ying yang! YING YANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ujm…i don’t think it exists guys…
yes it does!!!!!!!! mousie and I looked it up!!!!!!! (and we’ll find it sometime… sshhhhh!) :ying yang: did it work?
This is a bit from a ‘Silly Songs with Larry’ song.
Larry sings in spanish. The part I will write down is the translation (Bob)
Larry:….tomato wishes he could dance. But he can’t (Bob’s voice cracks when he translates this)
wait a minute!!!! Waddaya mean I can’t dance!?! D-didn’t you see me dancing at Uncle Louis’ polka party??
Ok, that’s it, you little cucumber!
Bob:
Larry: No comprendo.
Bob: No comprendo! I’ll show you no comprendo!
*Bob chases Larry around the stage*
Later
Larry:…..tomato wishes he could sing. But he can’t (Bob is annoyed) He can’t even whistle.
Bob:
Concllusion: Bob is chasing Larry.
Larry in English: aaaaah…. Bob is really angry!! I hope he doesn’t catch me!! It is very hard to run with this sombrero on my head!! (they run off screen):lol:
oh! I remember that!!!!!!!!
This is another part of one my favorite SSw/Ls:
This is the last part of the yodeling crazy vet song……
All: The moral of the story, it’s the point we hope we’ve made,
Pa Grape: When ya go a little loopy, *All join in* better keep your nurse well paid!
Geez! Do I have to do everything?!?!?!? I mean, six days!!!!! really! how about……… The water buffalo song? anyone heard that?
Duh!!!!
(Larry)
Everybody’s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where we get them, I don’t know
but everybody’s got a water buffaloooooooo!!!!
I took my buffola to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody’s got a water buffaloo….
(Archibald, interrupting and very irate)
Stop, stop, stop!!!! You can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo, when everyone does not have a water buffalo!!! We’re going to get nasty letters saying, “where’s my water buffalo? Why don’t I have a water buffalo?” and are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so!!! so just straighten up and stop being so silly!!!
(Narrator)
This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say…
(Larry)
Everybody’s got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Oh…..
(Archibald)
Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey kricket, different places use different smileys. what works on another site might not work here. what was that from?
MontgomeryGurl: I just checked, and that was, like, word perfect! cool. Now, what about the cheeseburger song?
Oh, I don’t care. This is the best verse in it:
(Mr. Lunt) He stayed at the drive thru till sunrise.
He may have dosed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed somethin’ to munch
Cheeseburger please don’t be angry;
He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!
Or, I love my lips! that is a funny one!
Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be to bad. I’d be so sad
Archibald: That’d be to bad you’d be so sad?
Larry: That’d be to bad
*carries on*
(later) Archibald: Larry tell me about your child hood.
Larry: (after two versus) Ten days after I turned eigh, got my lips stuck in a gate. The kids all laughed. *starts talking at hyperspeed* and I just stood there untill the firedepartment came and broke the lock with a crowbar and i had to spend the next six weeks in a lip reheb (?) with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to eachother till the 5th week cause both of our lips were so swolen, and when he did start talking he only spoke polish and i only knew, like, two words in polish, except, now, i know four cause oscar taugh me the word for lip: Usta!
Archibald: oh my
um…… The Hairbrush Song? The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything?
please post?
usta usta usta usta usta usta [about a gazillion more “usta”s] usta usta usta usta usta my friends all laughed!
*listening to silly songs w/ larry……*
USTA!!!!!!!!
We are the piarates who don’t do anything
we just stay home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we’ll just telly you we don’t do anything.
USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA USTA !
’cause e loves you cheeseburger with all his heart,
there aint nothin gonna tear you two apart,
and if the world suddenly ran out of chees,
e would get down on is hands n knees
and see if someone dropped some cheese in the dirt,
and hed wash it off for you
hed wash that dirty cheese off just for you,
you’re his cheese burger————-
hes gone a little loopy, in case ya havent heard,
here’s a couple penicilin for yar sickly arctic bird
i hope youre not too tall….
*you might have trouble dancing*
wait… break a fortune cookie
*beware of grape with wooden mallet
aint that the truth…
the moral of our story, its the point we hope we’ve made…
when ya go a little loopy better keep yar nurse well paid
one day while he was waiting for a trolley,
he had a hat…..
that was random……
*thump* A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT! A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SQUASHED MY HAT REAL FLAT! *now whaddaya think of that!*
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stink bug and ive never painted daisies on a big red red rubber ball and i don’t look good in leggings *you just don’t get it* And weve never been to boston in the fall!
I’ve been to boston in the fall!!! (baaahston)
and i’ve never sniffed a stink bug and i’ve never bathed in yogurt and i’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall and i’ve never something something and i’m not too good a ping pong and i’ve never been to boston in the faaaall!!!
omg i love the nurse one!!!
in larry’s 1st vs, its ‘kissed a chipmunk’ not ‘sniffed a stink bug’
sniffed a stink bug was in there somewhere…
oh. is that the first verse then?
because honestly i have no clue.
was the rest of it right?
Oh this is the song that runs under the credits…
well, ive never plucked a rooster and im not to good at ping pong and ive never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and ive never kissed a chipmunk and ive never gotten headlice and ive never been to boston in the fall.
huh? what are you talkin about? whats a rooster and mashed potatas have to do with beenin a pirate?
hey, that’s right. we’re supposed to sing about piraty things.
oh.
and whos ever kissed a chipmunk? thats just nonsense! why even bring it up? am i right? whadda you think?
i think you look like captian crunch.
huh? no i don’t.
do to.
do not
your makin me hungery
thats it your walkin the plank
says who
says the captain
oh yeah! aye aye captain crunch!
AAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!
yikes!
And ive never licked a spark plug and ive never sniffed a stinkbug and ive never painted daisys on a big red rubber ball, and ive never bathed in yogurt and i don’t look good in leggings, *you just don’t get it.* and weve never been to boston in the fall!
i am listening to it right now and i have the script in my hand, so that is right.
YAY!
VEGGIE TALES!!!!!!!!! RE-OPENED!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
oooooohhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
ooooohhhhh wwheeerre ismyhairbrush?
weeee are the pi-irates, who don do aaaanyyything, weeee jus staaaay at home, n lieeee aroooouuuund…..
now i’ve really lost my hairbrush!
everybody’s got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, where we get them i don’t know, everybody’s got a waterbuffaloooooooooooooooooo!
took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor, everybody’s got a waterbuffalooooooooooo-
(gapa, this is the part where you say ‘stop being so silly!’)
My friends Dancing Queen and Dancy Pants used to be reeeeely obsessed with Veggies Tales. Personally, I thought they were scary.
BUNGEE BUNGEE BUNGEEWUNGEE WUNGEE HERE WE GO BUNGEE, come on?
*snap*
ouch.
I”M SO BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh wherrrrrrrre, is my hair brush. oh wherrrrrrrrrrre is my hair brush
oh where oh where oh where oh where oh whhhhhhhhhhhhhhere is my hair brush?
I LOVE VEGGIE TALES WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL