UGB* #1: Letter To Muse
*Unfinished Gaboomba Business:
In Message 187, some of you launched a plan to write a letter to Muse Mail. Here’s a place to continue that worthy effort.
Date: August 9, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
Wednesday, 8 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
*Unfinished Gaboomba Business:
In Message 187, some of you launched a plan to write a letter to Muse Mail. Here’s a place to continue that worthy effort.
Date: August 9, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
So far we’ve got:
“Dear Muse,
Print this letter or we’ll sic our trained army of pink bunny emoticons on the world, the editors, the tenrecs, and the rest of society.
{stuffity stuff}
Insanely,
The Fans Mobbing the Gaboomba MuseBlog”
Well… it’s a start.
Just curious–would this be the world record for most people to ever send a letter to Muse?
—D_Q
I think it would be a world record. We should do the usuals (artical requests, how flamablamablous Muse is, etc.
^^ And continue what Chintsu (sorry if I mispelled that) said about the whole “muse origins” thingy.
Yeah… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a letter signed by more than two people, three at most.
Konichiwa,
u didn’t spell wrong, just capatalize the T. Yes muse orgins would be good. How LG came up with them at least. Aeiou really mystifies me..
Also, article on Japan. Moolis has it right.
And letter threats. OOOO I JUST LUV LETTER THREATS! I will donate my army of (trained) zombie ramen noodles, Japanese beatles, and misc. stuff 2 sick on the world, the editors, tenrecs, and the rest of society if the letter is not printed.
-ChinTsu
Well, maybe we should be sicing (is that a word?) the tenrecs on the editors, not the bunnies on the tenrecs.. OR the bunnies on the tenrecs on the editors.. sort of like that story about the old woman and the pig and not being able to get the pig over the stile, if that makes any sense to anyone..
What else do we want to request?
We want to request $100,000,000 to support the loyal cause of Plan Mostly Harmless…Muahahahahaha…
(Yo Peeps! I read this really good book called “How To Be A Villain” at camp, and it’s hilarious. I’m sure you’ll like it.)
ChinTsu dear, I dispise letter threats. But apparently I’m in the minority.
Oh by the way, “How To Be A Villain” rocks. Have you read the sequel?
who is How To Be A Villan by?
so if we all put together our request so far we have: Japan, anime, Celtic myths, fantasy, violins, anything by Paul Baker, development of languages, latin american culture. now on with the letter!
Morbid: How to Be A Villain Has a SEQUEL? What is it? What’s it called?!
So we have:
Dear Most Wonderful and Flamablamablous Muse,
Print This Letter or we will (Insert letter threats here). Please.
Now if you are feeling particularly nice, because you are, because we said so, You could condsider printing the following articles: (Insert article suggestions here.) RRRAAAHHH! My little brother is annoying me.
MANGA!!!!!!!U FORGOT MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!
8o O_O
request an article on scottish highland dance, it’s so much fun ! u can interview me if u need info! jk {kinda}
minus the little brother part.
And e-mail it it colored text, saying it’s anti-FMP ink, they always print those ones.
invisible ink
Ooh, yeah, make it white on white, they’d just love that, I’m sure.
So so far, we have (using invisible ink) (which I’m not doing because 1. I’m lazy, and 2. I’m not sure if colors work on this thing)
Dear Most Wonderful and Flamablamablous Muse, ruler of the universe, etc etc,
Print this letter or we’ll include letter threats next time.
[ack, whenever I hit the tab button the page keeps jumping to the top. Not cool]
[and no, this isn’t in the letter]
Now, if you’re feeling nice, which of course you are, because we said so, you could print articles on Japan, anime/manga, Celtic myths, fantasy, violins, anything by Paul Baker, linguistics, Latin American culture, Scottish highland dance, and anything else you desire to put in the magazine.
So this will not get sucked into some sort of electronic black hole magnet of doom, we are printing this in invisible ink. You’ve probably already figured that out, though, if you’re reading this.
[if feel like it insert some addicted-to-y-if-x stuff]
Insanely,
[insert names]
the fans mobbing the museblog, https://musefanpage.com/
Long enough?
/blog
Maybe at the U know ur addicted 2 muse when………. by queen what’shername.
otherwise hits great!
Gaaaaah, I saw How to Be a Villain in a bookstore and I wanted to buy it but didn’t have enough dough.
I haven’t seen How to Be a Villain yet, but it sounds a lot like the Evil Overlord List (another version here).
So, who’s going to write the letter?
–R.C.
Well who is closest 2 Chicago?
Also add the Gaboomba thing.
I’m IN Chicago.
Hey, I could put in on parchment, and write it with my quill, and seal it with my sealing wax and stampy thing… That’d be cool!
Or we could just e-mail it..
But parchment is cooler. So, final draft?
Don’t forget to request anything to do with movies, special effects, unexplained mysteries, Artemis Fowl, writing in general, ummm…. am I forgetting anything?
EEK! Article request for the THorne Rooms!
I’m getting the letter ready, I need to make the parchment with my tea bags first.
How many people are in this, anyway?
By the way, do I count as a fully fledged member of Mostly Harmless yet? I wasn’t on the blog, but I write here a LOT.
I saw How to be a Villain at the bookstore, but that was before museblog started so I didn’t buy it. I got Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus instead. Dave Barry is the funniest person alive.
Don’t forget the article about genetic engineering! I went to a genetics lab with my mom’s friend, who is a genetic engineer. It was SOoooooOOoo cool! There was mutant yeast! and two radiactive refrigerators! and a barrel of toxic radioactive waste! and a machine that shot out UV and Gamma rays! And an emergency sprinkler for if you got set on fire! And the sign on the door had the radioactivity symbol and said, “CAUTION: radioactivity.” How cool is THAT?
was this thing ever mailed? could my name be on it even though i didn’t rite it? (i just want my name in muse heheheh)
I may not be able to join you guys in this, but you all keep the dream alive, and beg for that Muse movie.
You guys rock.
Put my name in too!
Multiple people have mentioned Museblog intheir letters. I bleieve its Mission acomplished.
?! what are you talking about!
Ooo a letter to Muse! Hi, Muse! *waves happily*