These exciting, inexplicable adventures in the Musiverse are continued from Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 10.
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These exciting, inexplicable adventures in the Musiverse are continued from Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 10.
I have no idea what this is, but hey, first post [second first post in all my time at MB, actually]
Good heavens, I’ve hardly visited this since I retired. Will RtH, TMFA, kiwimuncher and/or any other active captains kindly tell me something of their discoveries since I left?
Land Ho!
Oh. Dear. If Cat’s Meow still cares at all, I hereby grant her the command of the Amphitrite, if she desires, or if she wishes, she can leave her in her current berth until I return and join another crew.
1-*Ahem* You’re not supposed to do that, but I can’t very well charge my wife
How about this: You come on board the Seahawk (my ship) in one of the positions I pointed out on the last thread. We’d love to have you, and anyone else who wants to come, on board!
Red-tailed HAWK
PC-In Seahawk news, We are starting to explore RtH Land and Kokonilly joined us as Ship’s Doctor.
I have to run!
Captain HAWK ?=}
6- Ahem? Did you say RtH land?
…huh? May I come aboard as well? I was away in my own little world during this saga. Sniff sniff, I seem to miss a lot of the big exciting things on the blog.
2- The Bf-F and the ZV are looking for who, to find where.
We also found a land under museworld.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*flies plane around HAWK island and surveys landscape*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
4 – Oy. Well, I should be very lonely then…
If anybody needs a ship’s doctor I’m available.
12- Here! Black-footed Ferret!
what the heck was THAT supposed to mean??
14- The Black-footed Ferret, Mouse, is the name of the first ship that ever set out of Museica long before you and I came to the Blog.
long, long before. the day I came, in fact.
*worldbuilds* Creating new character: Quintessentia.
I’m an explorer, and a pirate when necessary. I do as I please and travel alone. My ship is small enough to be crewed by one person. My base is a spectacular treehouse on an island that no eyes but mine have ever seen. Mostly, I sail in search of new islands to explore. I am always searching. I can cross into other worlds and rumor has it that I came from a dream.
No one has ever heard me speak.
-15 thanks, IBCF, i only came to the blog last december!
17- please, could you join a ship? we have four ships…
HEY! i need a ship!
will someone please give me a ship?
20,21- Come on the Bf-F!
SHIP’S LOG FO THE SEAHAWK
20-21– I am captain of the Seahawk, and I would be most delighted to have you aboard! I am trying to think, did you have a name before this one? You seem awfully familiar…
17-
So we can’t see or hear you, and can’t see any of the places you go? You are on a one-person ship? Well folks, needn’t worry too much, we won’t notice a thing is happening! 
I must say, that is just about the most unusual character yet! *Hands award* 
Captain HAWK ?=}
23– SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
For some reason the spell check doesn’t catch things that are in all-caps…
Captain HAWK ?=}
23 –
That was the weirdest post I have EVER read.
So, where exactly are we not, Rt-H?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
25-I’m feeling confused, are you referring to the second part of my post? I was talking about Quintessentia, who just created a character who we can’t see or hear or even see where she goes.
If I didn’t understand your comment, I apologize. If you want to know where the Seahawk is, she is sailing towards RtH Land to help with the exploration there. Our Head of the Air Department IBCF is still flying around looking from above the land…
*Takes vitamin with lime juice* It’s good to have Kokonilly as doctor, I had been getting out of the habit of doing that every morning *Chokes on extremely sour juice* *Coughgurgle* Ahh, what a very pleasant way to wake yourself up for the day! *goes on sipping lime juice*
Heehee!
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I’m back!
HAWK island is mostly forest with high, jagged mountains springing up around the land. I suppose these would make good places for hawks to nest. There is a large lake in the center, coming from a river that flows from the highest mountain. The river leaves the lake and flows east, out to sea. It’s quite wide, we might try sailing to the lake sometime. More later!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
13- All right! When are we casting off?
28- You just end up on the ship. weren’t you on the Bf-F on the first thread?
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I wake up Sunrunner.
“Land!”
Well, I have no idea what’s going on, so I figured that I’d be a pirate-type thing and watch the happenings until I can find a good time to strike…
I don’t really remember. Anyways, thanks.
I run up to the deck, hoping to see the land.
I’m starting my own ship I am
the captain and scientific explorer
looking to find the land of HPBs
anyone who wants to join my
expedition may! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
32-Look, I’m happy for you to have your own ship, but you can’t find the land of HPBs. I already did that. It’s called HPB Land. It’s fine to explore, but I want you to know you can’t discover the HPB land, because it has already been found.
Also, I’d join your ship, but I’m already captain of my own. We have too many ships already, so don’t feel bad if nobody can join yours!
Red-tailed HAWK
I feel confused now. Very.
Anyway, the lime juice is very good. It prevents scurvy, as you know, I believe.
ARG! I have been trying to post 10 times in the past few weeks and nothing has showed up!
I can’t believe this! 
I unfortunately missed it all. 
OK. OK. I’m OK. *rant is over*
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29) So, I guess this means that we’re already at Who Knows Where.
Oh well. Anyway, let the adventures begin!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Well, the I think the last description just about covered it. I don’t see any settlements, besides numerous hawk nests in the mountains. I think I’ll land now…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
ok, everyone should know that i have built a ship, and i am setting off to the island of MSWP, the new ship is named the “PEREGRINE”
37- Why can’t you just join someone else’s crew? About 4 ships have set off since the last thread, and they’ve all disappeared by now.
38- yeah. The Bf-F has only four people on it, one of them is hardly here, one I haven’t seen for a while, and another who’s hardly here.
SHIPS LOG!
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As we have traveled from the tip of who knows where to the other tip of WKW. there is nothing on hole remarkable about WKW, except for the fact that it is populated by mattress, all named “zem”
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1 TMFA point to the person who gets the mattress joke’s origin. Hint: DNA.
-38 if i’m on a ship, i gotta be Cap’n. that’s why i didn’t join anyone else’s ship.
40- that’s selfish of you!
I guess I can join someone else’s ship now, since The Amphitrite is currently unoperational. I may not be that active, though…
42- Look, You more active then the rest of my crew. Come aboard.
-41 yeah, maybe it is selfish, but i don’t think so. it’s just called initiative.
Hellooo? Red-tailed HAWK? Kokonilly? Kagcomix? Anyone?
45- I haven’t seen Kag for a while, Rt-H said he’d be back to-day, and Kokonilly, I don’t know. But don’t worry! People come and go.
44- no, It’s selfish. We have three or four good ships.
The Bf-F – Doctor’s notes
Checked the crew today, all seemed healthy. Am administering daily doses of orange juice so to prevent scurvy. Fine weather, a wind from the southeast. Have just cast off from the land of mattresses, thankfully with smooth seas.
These Mattresses We picked up are friendly!
So heres what we’re doing:
We are sailing in the Gulf of Navek, in between Navek and Kold.
Sunrunner, Can You host the sails?
Kiwimuncher, See if you can see I Know Where.
Jadestone, Umm, Cook!
MSWP is the most interesting island i’ve ever seen. i found that i am
NOT it’s sole inhabitant, I found that there is many GIANT toucans that live there, and we had to swiftly escape, (My crew is my cat. rest assured, he can pull an oar) but apart from that, there has been fair weather and NO SCURVY.
WOULD ANY NEOPHYTES WANT TO JOIN MY SHIP?????
I see it! Just ahead! there’s a beacon of light shining from it’s…..
It’s so thick that I can’t even see the beacon anymore! 
That’s the thickest fog I’ve ever seen! How will we possibly be able to find the island now?
What!
Wait!
Oh No! I Know Where has been shrouded in mist!
39- I get the joke. “None of them seem to mind and all of them are called Zem.”
50- hum. Get into the Zommer, and fly into the fog!
51- Good for You!
43 – Which ship are you on?
54- Black Footed Ferret.
55 – Quick summary of what’s happened so far?
56- we found a land filled with mattresses, and Kiwimuncher is flying into the Fog land.
52) That’s an excellent idea! Hey! Cheesy! Start the generators! We’re going up!
With only a slight hesitation, the engines start up and the Zommer Vacashun slowly begins to rise. Yes! We’re in the air! Within a few seconds, we are flying high over the fog!
Awesome! I can see everything from up here! Oh…. Hey…….. What’s that in the distance? Eek!!!!!! Duck! It’s an incoming pie! *the ship shudders*
Look out everybody! Pierates at 9:00!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Meow, I’d be happy for you to join my ship if you like. As the Seahawk is connected with Zemtee, you would be most welcome. We need more Zemtee people on the ship!
Last I heard IBCF was going to land in RtH Land. Shall we try sailing The Seahawk into the lake, IBCF? Where do you plan to land? Maybe we could all meet up by the lake, if that sounds like a good plan. I don’t know where kokonilly went, and if Meow would like to join us on the Seahawk, we could meet her at the lake.
Captain HAWK ?=}
Aargh, too many ships to choose from again. Why does this always happen?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
59- One problem: The lake and the river is surrounded by a dense forest. I’ll have to land elsewhere. *flies*
*minutes later* I’ve found a clearing, but it’s a few miles away from the lake. It’ll have to do, though–I’m running low on fuel. Wish me luck.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
60) You can join my ship. I’m all by myself on my ship with Cheesy, although I’m following TMFA. I think I am at least……. *looks over shoulder*
Gulp. I hope I am because I’m supposedly being attacked by pierates!
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Come on Cheesy! We have to protect the ship!!!
Bleep Bleep Bleepen Bloopy Bleepery!
(Quick! The Cabbage guns!)
I run over to the kitchen and open up the cabbage storage cupboard. They were a little wilted, but we couldn’t do anything about that now! I furiously rolled the vegetables out of the kitchen door toward the canons.
Bleeeeeeeeep! Bleepen Bloop!
(Take that pierates!)
*SPOOF!*
Our cabbages fly over and land directly on the pierate deck, rolling wildly around. The pierates around them squeal and run for their lives. Yes! Success! Now to wait for the pierates next move!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Arrgh!
This clearing is rocky! But I have to try…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*plane lands* *slides about 200 feet across grass* *hits large rock* BAM! CRUNCH! *wing breaks off* *slides another 50 feet* *finally stops*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
Ut-oh! PieRates! *throws Cabbage.*
Hi, I’m back. What happened???? I was at Las Vegas. A lot can happen in four or five days!!!!
The Enimue has docked at the shore alongside the emperors boat.
“We’ve reached Red-tailed HAWK land!” he cries.
“Remember yourself, sire. We agreed to call it Hawk land.”
“Right. Now, dear friend, I think it would be best if our crews split up and…”
“Nay, sire, if I must remain by your side. If anything were to happen to you, I would rather kill myself than face the dishonor of not fufilling my duties.”
The emperor rolled his eyes. He thinks I’m rather dramatic.
Wait, the text box is shrinking!
That was awful! The text box shrank until I couldn’t see even a letter!
Anyway…
We carried on through the forest. The emperor has a keen fondness of hawks, as his family always has, and he wrote down many observations. After we passed a lake, I heard a rustling in the bushes that sounded like a two legged beast.
“Shh. don’t move. I heard something in the bushes.”
In order to be descreet, I drew only my Katana of krustiness and my West Key Lime Wakizashi. The rustling suddenly grew louder in front of us-
Oh, damn, not again!
Jesus Mike, it happened again!!!
The rustling suddenly grew louder in front of us, so I pressed a button on my right glove. My two mechanical arms popped out holding my longsword and strawberry scimitar, the pads on my shoulder held up my purpleberry pistol and coconut pie launcher, and my mechanical tail arched up, holding my pebbleberry pie spear.
The rustling grew closer, and out came what but a bird native!
This was the same species that I had lived with on pie isle!
The bird cocked his head in amazement.
“Zepata?”
“Shig, Zepata!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does that keep happening???
“Shig, Zepata! Ja vata agagabagabag. Ileta vata Red-tailed Zana, noza du Zemtee, dosa grata vacon.”
The native bowed to R-tH.
He looked at me again and asked, “Gona laka visha nog?”
“Zhuvu dastra. Nogu segi?”
“Zhuva dastra! Kamina! Degu nevasa! Lo novata!”
I turned to the emperor.
“Perhaps the bird natives of pie isle weren’t natives at all.”
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Meanwhile…
“Ugh..”
*wipes blood off face* *suddenly realizes that plane is on fire* *has the presence of mind to get out before he burns with it* *runs* *flame reaches spike pie bombs*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
Um, Crew, Were Are You?
40- With an attitude like that, good like finding a crew.
It was the fifth day out on the wreckage of my junk. I had crashed in a storm, though it was only a mild one. No, the reason of my terrible state was the ferocious fiends that attacked me.
I was traveling allone in my personal junk to deliver a message to the emperor of Zemtee. I was sailing to north Hawk land when I ran into a lone dinghy in the middle of a storm. Troubled, I threw a line to the occupant. Two terrible eyes glared at me. A flash of feathers, and the thing was on my deck. It stood upright and carried a weird metal hook in a talon. I drew my fruitana and vegizashi, butthe bird-thing slashed my katana-arm with its hook. My arm went numb. I lunged with my vegizashi, but it had no affect, even though it normally makes a very unpleasent sensation.. The thing looked at me coldly, then screeched louder then l’ve ever heard It raised its hand, and a bolt of lightning decimated my small boat. When I looked up, it was gone.
I floated for several days, like I said, but now, a small boat comes into view. It lookes like nothing I’ve ever seen. Could it be… the fabled quintessnia?
please excuse any errors. The majority of this was tyoed without the text box in view.
I am here! Right on schedule to dodge that gignormous pierate peach pie pan!
DUCK!
Cheesy: Quack?
No! Not that kind of duck!
Oh…… wait…… LOOK!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s a really roolio truelio DUCK! Quack indeed!
The duck flies over to the pierate ship and lands smoothly on the deck. The pierates freeze with shock. I suppose they couldn’t positively imagine a duck being this far out in the ocean. Actually, I’m kind of wondering about that one too…….
The duck waddles up to a frozen pierate and eats his big macho pierate hat. Instantly, the deck goes into action. All of the pierates scream in fury and run at the duck but the duck simply flutters up in the air out of their reach. One law of dealing with pierates, NEVER touch their hats, much less eat them.
The duck torments the pierates for a few minutes and then returns to our ship. Yes! Go duckie! Only problem is….. now the pierates are really mad……. at us!
Any more cabbages? *gulp*
ha! pierates! I have acquaintances with some of them, I bet…
Weren’t you a pierate? Ah yes… you were gruff and grouchy on the outside, but I remember that one day… After a raid on the pompous city of Citronia, you said you were ordered to give the edible raidings to the chocolate capital, but I later caught you feeding orphans on the outskirts of town with it…
But several years later, a beam fell on your head, you became crazy, and I had to kill you.
Hey, is your zemtee official gimanator in any way connected to the dead pierate?
75) Really? Awesome! Falling beams……. hmmmmmm…….. That might be an idea for our next retalliation………
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
70- *was luckily ducking behind boulder when plane exploded* “Whew, that was close…” *checks for injuries* “Ow, my head hurts.” *heads into forest* *stops bleeding with leaves* “Ah, that’s better. Now, where the heck am I…?”
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
“Did you hear that BOOM!? It sounded like it was coming from over there!” *walks in that general direction, toward IBCF* *trips* *bruises knee* “Ow.”
Kokonilly, Official Doctor and First Mate of the Seahawk
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
“Hm, if I’m not mistaken, I was going in a northeastern direction when I crashed. So the lake must be…that way. *starts walking in that direction*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
ACK!!! I posted on about three threads w/out changing my Alter Ego!!!
*goes to ship* *puts ice on bruise* “Where is IBCF? He’s been gone for a long time…”
The pierates call for a truce after several cabbage attacks and send a messenger to us. The note reads……
GIVE US THE DUCK AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
I look up at our new birdy masscot and then at the pierate ship. Neither objective seemed to have a positive outcome.
Suddenly, a beam fell from the sky and clunked the messenger pierate on the head. Wow. Perfect timing! The pierate stood up wiith a dazed look on his face and ran back to his ship, forgetting that he couldn’t run across water. He landed face forward in the water and began paddling forward furiously toward his comrads. The other pierates looked on, alarmed as their fellow pierate jumped on board and began to eat his shoes.
I almost laughed when I watched the other pierates nervously watching the sky for more unidentified falling beams. Slowly, the crowd on deck dispersed.
Mwahahahahahaha! We’ve got them shaking in their boots!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*CRASH!!!!!!!!* What was that? *Smoke rises* Something landed across the way, in that strip of rocky land.
*Walks towards the crash* IBCF! Over here! The lake is this way! And then I looked at the rocky landing site. I had a plan that I decided I would give a little more thought…
Kokonilly! we can’t have the doctor getting injured!
Try to be careful. I should have warned you, there are a lot of rocks around here… Can you help IBCF? He looks faint and he has all sorts of bruises and cuts and burns.
Cat’s Meow? Will you join the Seahawk?
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ugh… Is there a doctor in the house!?! Oh good, Kokonilly’s a doctor…*collapses onto ground* Ow.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
*Sails into Fog* *Throws Cabbage At Pierates.*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I must warn you, I am very bruise-prone. Very. Like I get one every week or so. (I am very clumsy.)
“Okay, cuts, bruises, and burns. We need to wash you off and disinfect you first.” *washes* *puts disinfectant on cuts* “Ooh, does that hurt?”
Kokonilly, Official Doctor and First Mate of the Seahawk
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
85- Don’t worry *ow* I’m *ow* okay! *ow*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
86 – *winces* Okay, a bandaid here, and here, and here… a BIG bandaid here, here, and here… a full-size dressing here… *pauses* *looks up* My gosh, what were you DOING out there??? Wait, did you have anything to do with that big BOOM! I heard?
Kokonilly, Official Doctor and First Mate of the Seahawk
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
87- Yeah, probably. *ow* Thanks, *ow* doc.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
The fog is still thick around us as we slyly sneak away from the pierates. The pierates show no notice that we are taking off, which is a good thing. I guess they decided that they’d had enough. The duck squawks and flies off.
Hey! Follow that duck! Land can’t be that far off!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
88 – Oh, dear. Where’s your plane? *cleans out burns* *runs under cool water* *gives ibuprofen to protect from infection* I think you’ll be fine now. Just don’t get out of bed for a while. *winces* *puts ice on bruises* STAY THERE for maybe a couple of days, possibly a week.
Kokonilly, who was sick of typing such a long name that she shortened it to Ship’s First Doctor
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
90- What’s left of my *ow* plane would be in that rocky clearing over there. But it looks like I *ow* won’t be flying anytime soon. *sigh* *rubs bruise on head*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
91 – You betcha. Stay there. *heads to rocky clearing* *gasp!* *runs back* What exactly happened at the crash? I see little hot pink footsteps!!! *panicks* Okay, don’t panic!
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk (ahh. much better name)
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
WHAT??? BUNNY FOOTPRINTS?
So that’s what happened! He must have started the leak in my tank! But–I thought we got rid of them all! If one managed to get into my plane, then there must be more out there!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
With a cheer, we sail out of the fog to see an island! Perhaps it is I Know Where?
Can I please join a ship?
I can cook…
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We must notify the captain immediately! Where is he??? *dashes off to find Rt-H*
Kokonilly, scared first doctor of the Seahawk
You can join my ship! I used to be cook, but since I’ve been promoted to captain, I haven’t had as much time……..
94- It is! The light house is broken.
Yes! *spirit fingers* We did it!
Let’s check it out! 
*gets out jelly-boats*
97-Which ship do you run, and what’s going on?
The proposition of agagabagabag:
I, explorer/cartographer of Museworld, shall help in the construction of a sattelite and promise to limit the size of my discoveries. When the planetary map is full, I shall continue to explore, but in space.
agagabagabag x. zepata, chief army commander of Zemteeand class A protecter.
Anyone else gonna sign?
See Zemtee thread.
BTW, can we please make charting uncharted territory a priority? Like I said, we can use sattalites.
Hello? R-tH? IBCF? Anybody? …Hello??
102- NO SATELLITES!
Please, Agagabagabag. We need the freedom of sailling, attacks by pierates, and just how random it is.
And Space is Kiwimucher’s Territory. Take it up with himmer.
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Ship’s Log, Day, what day is it?
We landed on I know where a few days ago. We are reparing the lighthouse.
101- Sorry Ag, but using satellites kind of ruins all the fun.
103- I’m here, I got really sick for a couple of days. Sorry.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*rushes around to find RtH*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
105-Yes, yes, I know, I haven’t been actually on the blog in ages. I’m going to explain all that on the random thread. But now I am rushing around trying to catch up with my various duties on the various adventure threads. Sorry you were sick!
Satellites would spoil the fun. The craziness is what makes it somewhat amusing. Although in the real world satellites would be absolutely the most practical, efficient, and useful way to gather data, this isn’t the real world and I don’t think we should do too much to make it so. Agagabagabag, I do believe you have in the past said you disliked how I seemed to be taking up all of the area on the map and leaving no room for other discoveries and lands. Well, it seems to me satellites would immediately give us a complete view of everything, spoiling the fun of later discoveries. I don’t think that’s what we want, is it?
Anyway, I do not think there should be any satellites, at least not mapping satellites.
Captain HAWK ?=}
104- Well excuse me! Yeesh!
I see the point though. I’m just saying that there should be a limit on the new lands, and I want the map to be filled up so that C++D and I can make our cool surprise.
You know, l have a compromise in mind.
No sattelite shall be built, but the countries discovered after the continents are sized down will be limited. I would like to make something special with a complete map of Museworld, but we can still explore in space.
Anyway, the emperor and I have been taken to the village of the bird natives, who are explaining their history to me. They say that the birds on Pie Isle were outcasted for being nasty, and that only benevolent ones live here. They will also give us support in our expiditions.
After our encounter,, I left the emperor to explore further… text box shrinkage.
ICBF had lent me a jet, and I am using that to explore. Hmm… about a hundred miles off the coast of HPB land, there is an odd archipelago that should probably be explored by greater numbers. Then I came apon an island shaped vaguely like a strawberry. I landed, and discovered that it was covered in fruit groves. Even my famed purpleberries had managed to grow here! And pizzaberries too! It was ectsasy!
I took off my armor and kept only my Purpleberry pie pistol, and made camp for the night. I slept soundly, dreams of sugarplumbs ripe in my mind. But the islands seductive charms had led me into a false sense of security!
107-Cool surprise?
Also, I thought you were the one who said you wanted there to be open areas for new discoveries, and that “my” lands were filling up the space. I’m not sure we should fill up an imaginary space, myself. What do other people think?
Red-tailed HAWK
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Captain!!! There you are!!! I saw some little hot-pink footsteps near IBCF’s crash site!!!! *panics* AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! *runs around screaming*
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Nice to see you Kokonilly!
Now, are we sure they were of an evilus bunny? Some of our nice bunny soldiers are pretty tough, and one might have jumped onto IBCF’s plane at the last second. It’s just a thought…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
No, IBCF says they popped his gas tank!!!!!!! He’s mending from his burns, cuts, and bruises, but (Stay DOWN, IBCF!) he needs to stay in bed for a week. (Stay DOWN!!!!)
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk
97) I’m captain of the Zommer Vaycayshun and we have just found the island, I Know Where. We will begin exploring as so as possible, while we are fixing it’s lighthouse, which seems to be overrun with disrepair and dust bunnies.
*whistle while you work doo doo doo doo da doo dee*
AHHHHHHHHH! Dust Bunny! Attack! Attack! *spears bunny with broom* Ha ha! I have thus conquered!
(It’s OK. Yes, I am attacking clods of dust.)
110- i did say that. Imaginary?
Yah, i vas cut off. I had to go somewhere.
As it turned out, viscious distant relativese of apple demons kidnapped my during the night! I awoke on their boiling stove, but I drew my pistol and shot the nearest ones. I dashed back to my jet.
Then after that, I looked to see where I was. After flying east, the west tip of Iknurwolis was in sight! I decided to fly south. About 50 miles down, I saw a small continent! I flew towards it, but a massive tentacle reached up and grabbed me! When I approached from different directions, the same thing happened. Any inhabitants must have been cut off from the rest of us. I began to fly back to the emperor. Perhaps we can sail to this final fronteir of Museworld in greater numbers!
110- I think that there should be as much space as needed!
108- WHAT! A LIMIT! !@#$%^&*())_+~!
But, yes, Zemtee needs to stop taking over all the lands. for example, Museica Has a few conalny in the gulf of dornavek, but that’s all. every me and Kiwimucher discover are still govened the same.
116- *Shrinks back in fear* Waah! I didn’t mean to make you mad! Try to consider my side for a second!
116-I agree. There should never be a shortage of space in an imaginary land. That is the point of it being imaginary. If we wanted to go somewhere where all of the lands were already discovered and were being controlled by other people, we wouldn’t have to look far. Just look around on earth!
Red-tailed HAWK
It’s OK everyone. It’s OK. Getting mad is not nice. But I do agree. I like making up my own places. If we had to stop, it would be sad.
How do we do that?
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Well, now that the light house is clean, we only have to get the light to work.
119- Use a new bulb?
Whatever. What about the squid?
121- Squid? *licks lips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SQUID CAN’T BE EATEN!!! THEY’RE GIGANTIC! IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME????
*Cough cough*
Pardon my outburst. There are two reasons why we shouldn’t try to attack and eat the squid.
1. They’re massive. It would take a giant fleat to kill just one, and there would be severe causalties.
2. They seem intelligent. Diplomacy is reccomended, if possible.
120) That very good idea makes me feel slow……..
*fixes lighthouse with very big lightbulb*
125- look! the fog’s clearing up! Is that Agagabagabag with two squids?
*cough*isanyoneontheseahawkcoming*cough*
127- *cough*I’mhere*cough*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Oh, hello, IBCF. Glad to see you’re mending. What should we do about the bunnies?
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk who is unsuccessfully trying not to hyperventilate
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
129- There’s not much we can do right now, really. We’d best contact the Zeemteans back on bunny island…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
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How do we do that?
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk
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131- With a radio, of course. *contacts*
*talks with Zeemtean*
Bad news. It seems that the 10 foot leader bunny has escaped. The guards were knocked out, and they say that they remember seeing a black thing slide near them just before they were beat unconscious. Worse, they say that they’ve picked up sounds coming from deep underneath the mountains. Nobody wanted to investigate.
Well, what now?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
Hmmmmmm. It is isn’t it? How strange. I wonder if we should help him…………
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Aah!!! Don’t panic! Don’t panic! *runs around screaming* *panics*
Dangit I forgot to put my signature. Oh well.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Glad to see you’re getting better, Commander!
Don’t hyperventilate, Doc! Then how can we help you?
Nah, deep breaths are good, they get your oxygen flowing. 
I thought we had done something about the Big Bad Bunny. How these things slip away from me I don’t know.
*Grabs radio and shouts* I’m going to need a hawkhovercraft pretty soon!
I think I’m going to try flying around above RtH Land, maybe that will give me a better idea of what things look like. The vegetation is quite dense here, and you can’t get any idea of what things look like beyond a few feet.
Kokonilly, you want to come? IBCF, is there an area you wanted to come in for a closer view of?
Captain HAWK ?=}
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*deep breaths* Okay.
I’m fine. I’d love to come!
Kokonilly, First Doctor of the Seahawk
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136- The Zemteeans didn’t get any orders from you, so they just held the ten-foot bunny hostage. They were unable to turn him into a nicegoodius; it seems that he injected himself with an anti-nicegoodius serum before we captured him.
But anyway, I’d like to come on the trip around HAWK land.
Why don’t we take a look at the lake in the center of the island?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Oh no you don’t, IBCF. You stay right in the ship until you are fully healed. *wrestles*
Kokonilly, blah blah blah
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139- Dang. Well, if I can’t go, can you explore the lake for me? ¿Por favor?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
*after watching him struggle with squids* Oh. OK. Let’s go help him, shall we? *gets jelly boats*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
140 – Yes, I will.
Kokonilly
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142- Okay, then. Thank you! ¡Gracias!
*lies back down in bed*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
I am cooking 5 pies in the lighthouse kitchen and giving 3 to Kiwimuncher. I think the squid is intelligent.
-The Bookworm Chef
(How many people are here?)
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
143 – Much obliged. Now, stay there!
Kokonilly
O.k., Agagabagabag has gotten to shore. His going To stay there and finsh up fixing the light bulb. We’ve gone on the the other islands in the pronoun chain.
If My Calulations are right, there is a large landmass not to far from here.
What? I’m a warrior! Why do I have to fix a lightbulb?
147- Your a protector. Your heading off war.
144) OMG! For me?! Thank you! I love pies!
148) Exactly right! What would we do without our strong warrior light-bulb replacer? lol
Awesome! A large land mass? That means discoveries to be made! *is excited*
*leans over the side of the ship* There! I see a looming shape in the distance! That must be it!
*sails closer*
I can replace the lightbulb, & Agagabagabag can go protect/fight. I’ll be perfectly capable of defending the lighthouse, with 2 pies.
150- if it’s O.k. with you.
149- your right!
Judging from back here, it’s the size of museica.
~~~~
My map is 16 by 8 and in=10,000 miles. thats 160,000 by 80,000. that’s 12,800,000,000 Squ. Miles.
The size of Museica?
That’s huge!
*cough* whyamitheonlyonefromtheseahawkhere *cough* whereisthecaptain *cough*
*cough* idon’tknowwherethecaptainis *cough* unfortunatelywecannotfunctionwithouthim *cough*
*cough* thatstinks *cough*
Wow. That’s so big……. So much to explore! We must being immediately!
*pulls ship up to shore* Come on! Bookworm, why don’t you serve us up some provisions and we’ll be off!
I looked at a sign.
“WElcome to Musaica!” it said.
“Musaica? Isn’t that the name of a legdend? I always thought it was just a tale, but then agian, I thought the Yin-Yang Procice was fake, so It’s not what it seems any more? Kiwimucher, do you know the story? I’ll retell it just now then:
Once apon a time there lived a group called the Musas. they wern’t muses, but they weren’t anti-muses either. they were the rejected of the real muses. there names were lost to the mists of time, but they were still there. they founded there own land, musaica, and people came. musaica was also lost to the mist of time, and many belive it never was there. But we’ve Found it!
We’ve found Musaica!
I was told that story when I was a child.
Shrimp dumplings coming right up!
Yum!
ah, yes, youth. growing up in lime, seeing father go off to the pie wars in museica, My Bothers going to PPP and Feather. My younger bother went to pie isle, But I! I went with Captian Canix.
~~~
Any ways, it is governed just like museica, looks just like museica, and every thing else is just like museica.
Except for the Fact that no one knows what the provinces are called.
Ah, Well. it’s good enough.
I’m putting the lightbulb in the lighthouse.
I can see Musaica!
It’s so … big.
which ship is this? black footed faret or red tailed hawk?
Black Footed Ferret I think…
Yes/ Zommer Vachyion (Kiwi’s Ship)
161 – The Red-tailed HAWK’s ship has stalled temporarily, seeing as the captain has vanished.
Where is he?
157- Cool!
The nine Musas, abandoned by our beloved guardians, sought a new continent. Soon, though, there people saw the error in there ways and cast the Musas out to a different planet, where they honed their diabolical powers and twisted the planet’s inhabitants wildly to suit there tainted needs. Gone were the old colleauges of the Nine great Muses; in were the mighty Musas, dark champions of a terrible power: cake!
…Fortunately, nobody has any idea about this. It won’t be a problem for a while.
Havin proposed that, i will let other people take control of it.
When I looked down from the lighthouse, I was stunned by the size of Musaica! After that, I went to bake a pie.
166- um,no. There rejects, yes, but not evil.
I look thru my muse arcives, and find the nine musas:
Doze: Musa of laziness
Rickle: Musa of bad music.
Bob: Musa of boring, uninspired literature
Artemis: Muse Of art and humanity
smokey: musa of pollution
sickmed: musa of making other musas ill
Drag: musa of arts seen and heared.
~~~
Thank you May/June 2007 muse!
Wow! This sounds serious! But, really, they can’t help it that they are muses with unfortunate traits. Let’s pay them a visit, shall we?
*jumps out of ship and looks around* Eep!
Stretched out before me, I see a dirty, polluted landscape. Loud, screeching sounds echo across the hills and my throat feels tickleish, like I’m developing a cough. *cough cough* *sniff sniff* Well, erm, shall we carry on? An off key note resounds in the distance. Well, that sounds like Rickle, I guess the reject muses are that way. With a few strangled coughs, we hike toward the sound.
168- How can you be sure of this?
170-((I’ll have somehting for you to do soon!))
The citzen are very scard. I ask why, and they point to water. I take out my telescope.
“Oh My!” It’s the Black-ferret Footed. the Anti-Museica’s navy’s flagship.
171- K.
I prepare for sea battle.
OMG!
This can’t be good! Head back to the ship! Immediately! 
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*wonders where the captain is*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Here I am!
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, we were about to fly around RtH Land to explore…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Okay, IBCF, you stay there, okay? We’ll tell you all about it when we get back.
Kokonilly.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
176- Okay, doc. *closes porthole* *turns on lamp* *reads To Kill A Mockingbird*
I love that book!
As Kiwimuncher commanded, I headed back to the ship, carrying only my three pies and a small pouch of cooking ingrediants, including a large pepper shaker…
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Nice choice of book, if I do say so myself. *packs backpack* *brings Dan Brown books and a Nintendo DS, if they exist here* *also brings a nice supply of pies*
We stop awkwardly by the shore. Hmmmmmmm. We should think this out. Agagabagabag is fighting alone on the ship, but his supplies of cabbages seem to running low. And the only weapons we have on us is a random assortment of a few pies, cooking utensils, cutlesses, and a toothbrush. We need a plan……. *thinks* Yes! I’ve got it! This toothbrush is the answer to all of our problems!
*takes pie* *sticks tooothbrush in pie* *throws pie at the enemy ship* Yes! The trap is set!
Suddenly, the ground starts to shake. A huge tidal wave rose up out the water and along with it came the one and only Toothbrushosaurus!!!!!!
I’d watch out, Captain! The Toothbrushosaurus is a monster which could turn against us at any point…
It appears to be smashing the ship…
Oh, no! Agagabagabag is in the ship!
180- I don’t use cabbages. No wonder they’re running low. Alsom I have an armed crew.
but it was nice before, wasn’t it? It ate the bad guy.
My latest creation, relative of the hpbs the dbjs (deep blue jellyfish), who are just as dangerous. They search the ocean for sunken treasure and I now appiont myself their king! ! ! ! ! ! ! !:
183- The squids?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Now the rest will atttack us!
185- no, back to part 8, Was it? When We went to dor?
184- Nice Pic, Logogeo!
Logogeo96, you called them “jellyfish”!
They are sea-jellies, not “jellyfish”!
I use my pepper canister, which fires pepper spray at you!
Serves you right for calling them “jellyfish”!
187- I’m still calling them “jellyfish” and I accidentaly said I was king of the dbjs I am the EMPORER OF ALL DBJs! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
184- I realized I usualy put the !s at the end of the post so I guess I’ll just put doudle here! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
What?????????
Covert….
Change your ways…
Call them sea jellies…
Or Else…
188- double not doudle! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
189- I refuse to convert and what’s or else! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
SHIP’S LOG OF DBJ SUB AND SURROUNDING SCHOOL OF DBJS
We are starting our journey off the coast of . We are searching for sunken treasure using the DBJ method of metal detecting (not really much of a method, they just look for something shiny).
We need to hire someone to preform these jobs:
-Submarine Maintenence Technician
-1st mate
(fluency in DBJ language prefered) if you want a job on the ship that’s not on here but you think we need tell me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
190- That should say the we are starting our journey off coast of Muserland! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
WHERE IS EVERYONE ON THE SEAHAWK??? CAPTAIN HAWK??? IBCF??? ANYONE???
‘Tis a ghost ship, matey.
Har de har har.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
192- Quiet, I’m trying to read Atticus’s speech to the jury.
195 – Geez! Sorry.
Captain HAWK????? Where ARE you???
But where is Kiwimuncher???
Where is Ag???
And The Man For Aeiou???
197- Gone, gone, all gone…
197- HERE I AM!
I’m glad you’re back!
I believe we were sailing away from Musaica…
Ahhhhhhhhh! I am back after a long period of….. well….erm……gaping at the toothbrushosaurus and being highly confused about what is going on with strange jelly fishes.
Anyway, the toothbrushosaurus rears up, and lunges toward the enemy ship, where a small pie has splattered on the deck. With a scream, our attackers abandon ship as the toothbrushosaurus leans down and ……… *gasp*……….. picks up the lone toothbrush in it rather large claws. This if followed by a lot of awkward cooing and cuddling from the toothbrushosaurus, who seems to love his long lost toothbrush. Then, with a savage honk, the dino turns and leaps back under the water, flicking the enemy ship with its tail in the process, crippling our enemy’s fleet. It seems that we have the advantage, for now………
198- AHEM!
Where is everyone on the Seahawk?
203- RtH is gone, so we can’t do anything…
190- Will anyone sign-up to be part of the crew of the DBJs?! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This thread is dead, or is it not…
If this thread dies, I may consider coming out of retirement.
We’ve won!
What we need right now is a CC (Carbon Copy) machine. *builds one* *copies self* Hello, CC IBCF! Hello, IBCF! *CC IBCF leaves to join an active ship* *I stay on the Seahawk, in case RtH comes back*
*copies IBCF*
SHIP’S LOG
OF THE SEAHAWK*sneaks off SEAHAWK* *gets into airplane*
(I meant I also copied myself, I didn’t copy IBCF again.)
SHIP’S LOG
*follows IBCF*
SHIP’S LOG
*takes off* *looks for The Black Footed Ferret and the Zommer Vaycayshun*
We of the BFF are glad to have you, clones!
I am the Ship’s Cook, Bookworm!
To see what’s happening, read the above posts…
Hi!
214, 215- Hi, guys! Can I have my old position as the navigator on the Zommer Vaycayshun back?
Did I just step back in time? I came to this thread and “Prarilius Canix” was written in the name box!
217) Really? Ha ha!
This thread will not die! I am determined! I have simply not been on for a while because of the large amounts of new random projects that my teachers ahave decided to spring up at the last minute…… Well…… anyway…….
Since we have not defeated our opposers, what do we do now…..
Hi, Bookworm! What can I do to help?
217- That’s strange.
218- *fires pie cannons at remaining enemies*
Cheers! *throws a cabbage*
You can help us attack Musaica, also known as Anti-Musecia’s ship, the Black Ferret Footed!
222- The Black Ferret Footed? If it was perfectly anti-Museica, one would think it would be called the Ferret Footed-Black, but whatever. *hurls spike pie*
Ah. I see.
*chucks pies*
*Uses Alice In Wonderland Pepper Shaker Which Squirts Pepper Spray On Enemies*
223- Well, Really, It would be Detoof Terref Kcalb.
226-No, that’s Sdrawkcab Ymedaca Esum!
227-! toint doog
*sdrawkcab gnikaeps sekil*
Won od ew od tahw?
I guess we should explore Anti-Museica, populated by the reject muses!
Okay! Let’s set sail!
captains log stardate 31:24.12
I joined muse today. please refer to me as shady.(look at the neophyte page) have a nice day alles.
*pies neophyte*
Hello, Shady!
((233-How do you do that with your name?))
233) Cool name……
OK, so, we’re off to explore the land of the reject Muses, now that we’ve defeated them.
*jumps back on land*
Hmmmmmm, the land still seems the same. Immediately, as I touch the land, I can hear awkward music and can feel myself developing a slight cough. *sneeze* Wow. Must be those reject Muses at work…..
I feel so sleepy… I guess Doze is near here… *Falls Asleep*
Not all of the Rejects are bad… Drag, for instance, or that bird whose name I forget. On the other hand, you’ll want to steer clear of Smokey.
238 – I think it was Artemis, am I correct?
Steer clear of Bob: Muse of Boring, Uninspired Literature.
YEs! Definately! And also stay clear of the Muse of Laziness, who might ruin this whole expedition!
236, 237, 238, 239, 240- Yeesh! I’m staying on the ship. *stays*
*is a little bit late but hurls pies at shady*(cheese cake) hurray! first time I’ve pied some one!lets see…. we are on the black footed ferret and witnessed the big fight and now we volunteer to go exploring! *puts on back pack picks up 300 Pound glave falls in water*
*stays as well*
As we jump back onto land, the locals rom the island run, cheering towrd us.
“Yes!” they cry, “You have saved us from our terrible surpressors! Thankyou! Thankyou!”
Wow. I think we’re heroes…..
244- *tries to remain modest* “Aw, thanks, you guys…flowers, oh, you shouldn’t have…”
Ahem! 171!
246- What about it? itsn’t this anti-museica?
I’m confused.
*kicks self* Hey! Captains aren’t supposed to be confused! :nonconfusedface:
I’m confused… Where’s RtH?
249- who knows?
249- ♫Gone, like Frank Sinatra, Gone, like Elvis and his Mom, like Al pichino’s cash…♫
251) wow! HOw did you get those little music notes to show up?
252- Special characters. You can find them on the character map.
Oh. OK.
We set off from the adoring crowd and into the wilds of the island. After walkign for several hours, we run into a man who is lying sleepily on the ground. A side was propped nearby to a tree.
“Hello” I say. “Who are you?”
The man grunted.
“What does your sign say?” I ask. I peer toward the sign on the ground. In large letters, it reads, “BEWARE”.
The man yawns and says. “Yall should turn around. Everyone here’s too lazy.”
“What?”
The man grunted, apparently too lazy to answer. Wow. That’s sad. I guess this is the work of the Reject Muse of Laziness.
“Has someone attacked you, or harmed you? If they did, we will beat them off and turn this land into a province of Museica!”
“Jezz, Bookworm, It’s just Doze’s land.”
“I don’t like Doze!”
*loiters around in the Black-Footed Ferret* *raids galley*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*Pops out of cabin* *looks around furiously* IBCF?!?!?!? KOKONILLY?!?!?!?!
*Stomps back into cabin* Ah well. I saw them go to another ship. I hope they haven’t abandoned me and the Seahawk. Not after all I’ve been doing in the cabin here!
No, with this I can’t believe they’ll stay away for long! 
Captain HAWK ?=}
((Oh, they’re here. They made Carbon Copies: CC IBCF and Alternate Kokonilly and went to the Ferret. But the originals stayed on the Seahawk!))
Hey, RtH! Long time no see! *pushes button which makes Alternate Kokonilly disappear* Now what are we going to do?
*calls IBCF* IBCF? Red-tailed HAWK is here! Come over — but prop yourself up with a stick or something!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
“Coming!” *puts down book* *stumbles forward*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk Air Department
What the–where are you, Kokonilly? What just happened? How did you just vanish like that?
Anyway, we walk away from the land of Doze and head out into nowhere. Strangly, the land seems to be unihabited except for a bunch of dense vegetation. Gosh. Where are all the people? There’s got to be some civilization around here somewhere!
*has rethought decision to stay on ship* *heads across Doze after drinking several cups of coffee* *follows main group*
We are eventually joined by CC IBEF. (how did you do those letters?) Everyone goes crazy over his coffee, except me, cause I don’t like coffee.
Although, I like hot chocolate. Did you bring hot chocolate?
266- No, but I brought a frappuccino. Is that close enough?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, close enough!
After lounging about and enjoying ourselves immensely with coffee, we all get up and look desperately for someplace to stay for the night, seeing as we’re in a waste land here. AFter a while, we come across a raggedy old man.
“I wouldn’t go farther if I were you.” he said. “The reject muse of disease is just over these hills. Come on, you guys can stay in my humble hermit home with me.”
Wow! So friendly!
“Coffee! I love it! Bookworm is hyper! Yeah! Thank you for letting us stay! ‘!!!'”
“On behalf of the Museican navy, I thank you.”
Thanks for letting us stay, dude. Want some coffee?
Coffee? What is that? Hmmmmmmmmmm, looks interesting.
*takes a sip*
*eyes dialate*
Ooooooooo! That was good!
*starts to shake*
*giggles*
*throws hands in the air* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*runs away laughing*
Wow. It looks like the caffeine was just too much for him.
“I guess we’ll just stay at his place, then. Maybe he’ll come back once he crashes!”
272- Huh. Can’t hold his caffeine. *sips coffee*
After a few hours, the friendly hermit comes back. He says nothing, only that he is very sad. We try to press him, but he won’t respond at all except to collapse on his bed. Poor guy.
What a huge crash!
We wake up the next morning to find the friendly hermit crying alone outside. Tearfully, he tells us that he doesn’t think he could ever be happy ever again without the magic of the “coffee”.
Wow. That’s sad. Whatever can we do?
276- Open a Starmuse?
((Wait, I forgot the rest of the joke)
there’s one ever mile in museica!
If you can find us, you need our coffee! is there motto.
SHIPS LOG OF IRONIC STRAWBERRY GENTLEMEN
We have just gotten to the coast and are now getting supplies. We must be off soon because HMS Adora is after us. Our crew is working hard while I watch the girl and old man for the captain. I wonder how they could be so important. The girl is a good sword fighter, she says her name is Tess. She also has a strong arm, used to throwing pies I’m guessing. She’s from the island of the Sweet Blueberries. Close to the shore of Museica she says. Today’ll be a long day for me and for her. I am making sure we have the supplies, and she will be with the captain. Captain Gregory is suspicious about what she might know about the treasure and will be questioning her. I hope it does not come to torture.
-2nd mates log
“Let’s leave him be. He’ll recover eventually. More coffee will make him worse!”
I agree, but I suggest that we leave now, because his tears have dried and the friendly hermit no longer looks friendly at the prospect of us leaving…….
I have an idea. *gives hermit cup of steaming hot coffee with tiny straw* Here, you old hermit chap. You just finish that, and we’ll be back with more. We have a few errands to run–like, we have to get more coffee…but we’ll be back… *sets off*
“So, no starmuse?”
283- Starmuse? Saywhat?
Starmuse? You mean like Starbucks, but Muselike? Interesting idea……… *brain storms*
277, 283- Oh, now I get it…Yeah, that’s a good idea, but who will run the shop?
“No Starmuse! We can’t let everyone here be like that Hermit! It would be awful…”
287- true. maybe we should put one in doze’s land?
288- Now, that’s a good idea.
That is a good idea! Then the people won’t be so groggy all of the time! It would be good for them! Let’s do it!
290- Right, Captain! *gets coffee*
“Fine, let’s make Starmuse!” *Gets Wood and Starts To Build*
Yes! This is awesome! Nice coffee for all of those Dozy Dozerians!
*sleepy person walks over*
Hey! Try some of this!
*gives coffee*
*Sleepy person yawns and takes a sip*
*eyes light up*
“Wow!” They say. “What have I been doing! I should get up and get a job!” *walks off*
Yes! It’s working!
Yes!
No posts?
295) I’m here! I just came on late today!
It seems that Starmuse has been successful! Locals have willingly come in to work the shop and other occupations are opening up nearby. It seems that our efforts have saved a community! High fives all around!
Well what now? I suppose this might bee a good time to return to our ship! We possibly could have left it alone too long in that distant harbor. Who knows what has occurred while we’ve been gone!
Well, tomorrow will be my last day here for 2 weeks. (vacationing calls)
TMFA, as a fellow captain, could you hold down the fort while I’m gone?
297- See ya!
Were going off!
“Hey, ho, and away we go!”
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to the ship we go…
Carbon Copy IBCF, in third person, requests a new thread.
The Bookworm, in third person, seconds that request. Lurline also adds that a new Hot Topics thread and a new Suggestion Box thread would be helpful!
301- we only have 302 posts.
303- That’s where we stopped all the other “Ships’ Logs” threads.
304- true.
ANYONE HERE…? From the Seahawk?
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IBCF! Would you be willing to dispose of the Carbon Copy IBCF?
I’d like to get the ol’ ghost ship (Seahawk) running again…
Captain HAWK ?=}
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306-What timing!
Now, where were we?
Captain HAWK ?=}
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308 – I know!
But I don’t know where we were. Ah yes, weren’t we going to fly over the island or something?
Kokonilly
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307- I would, but I can’t. I didn’t exactly plan ahead when I created him.
309- Aye, we were going to fly over the island.
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So… when will we take off?
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311- When Red-tailed…HAWK…comes…back…
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312 – Meaning never, right?
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313- Yep. Pretty much.
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314 – Aww, dangit. I was looking forward to it.
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Anyway, yes, we ought to be moving along now. Hop in, let’s fly over RtH Land and see what we can.
Captain HAWK ?-}
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Hooray! Captain HAWK is here! Let’s go!
IBCF? …IBCF? Come here already!
316- Wait wait wait–what about the bunny who may have sabotaged my plane? (See post #111 for details.)
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318-Did that turn out to be anything? Maybe it was a good hpb. As I recall, the blue soil here is dangerous for bad hpbs. I wouldn’t let it trouble me, especially since we have everybody here ready to take off. We can take a hawkhovercraft or another plane if need be.
Captain HAWK ?=} (I didn’t make the nose big enough in the last post, sorry!
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*climbs on the hawkhovercraft*
Send off from musaica.
Any body here?
Any body here…here…ere…re…
Echo!
Echo… Echo… Echo…
~~~
O.k….
I’m in the middle of the filling sea, in the middle of no where. most of my crew is gone. I’m Running out of food.
A lighthouse appears. I grab My Telescope.
“Yes! Yes! Gapa City!”
O.k. Bookworm made me come back here, and Now what?
Ah! I have it!
OH GREAT AND POWERFUL ADMINISTERS, GRANT ME A NEW THREAD, PLEASE!
NEW THREAD, if you please…