In which we bid Captain Canix a dull uneventful rewarding and pastry-laden retirement as his crew scrambles to adjust ranks and ready themselves in time for the next voyage. In other developments, the former coxswain of the Black-Footed Ferret now captains her own ship, the Amphitrite.
For further information, you’re on your own, or read Ships’ Logs: Beyond Museica, Part 9, for all the good it will do you.
New thread! Now down to business:
1. We have just defeated the cheesies in the future, and we don’t really know what to do with ourselves next.
2. Captain Canix has just retired, and we need a new captain. Will it be Kiwimucher? TMFA? Alice?
3. Reaia has also left, and is now the captain of her own ship. I’m sure she would like some crew members.
4. Newbies are welcome here. You don’t have to know what happened in the past 9 threads, just go with the flow.
1-I’m *joining* on the Pieceful Pie Planet thread, does that count?
1- *cackles* You don’t know my secret! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
3- You have a secret?
Can I join? I promise not to spontaneously kill anybody off…..
Somehow I suspect that Captain Canix won’t be content to sit by the fire and do scrimshaw.
0- Oh, sure, make me regret my decision!
1- All correct.
2- Go ahead.
3- Uh, oh.
4- Apparently she does.
5- Sure.
6- Scrimshaw? Of course not. I’m thinking of going into politics.
5- Sure, you can join. What position do you want on the ship?
“My friends, the time has come to appoint our new captains.
Yes, I said captains. Plural. Although I have officially retired from active service, I still hold the rank of Admiral in the Museican Navy, and as such am in command of more than one ship. I have decided that TMFA and Kiwimuncher shall each take one of the vessels I previously commanded. All that remains now is to determine who gets the Black-footed Ferret, and who the Zommer Vaycayshun.”
(7)
> 0. Who, me? I wouldn’t dream of it. *looks innocent*
> 6. Don’t they all?
I think I shall head to the Gulf of Dornavenk and live comfortably in one of the colonies of the Museican Commonwealth.
So, TMFA, Kiwimuncher, which ships do you want?
10- *glares* So it was you!
Actually, I’m quite flattered that you want me to stay.
11- the Black-footed Ferret
so, is kiwimuncher first mate on TBFF and I am first mate on the ZY?
13- No. You are in completely separate crews.
captain of the Black-footed Ferret ship’s log
we have set sail to the gulf to drop of former capatin Canix. I give him a phone.
“here,” I said “it is a phone that can call to the other phone on any planet, time, and universe. If we need you, we’ll call.”
I then turn to the crew.
” we are heading back down to dor. we have only gone as far as mid way down. this time, we will head to the south pole.”
13- but then whos on what crew?
Augh! Whose ship am I sailing on?
Active ships:
Amphitrite, Captain Reaia
Black-footed Ferret, Captain TMFA
Zommer Vaycayshun, Captain Kiwimuncher
Seahawk, Captain RTH
I immediately went to Wharlan, the capital city of Dornavenk, and made a beeline for the Customs Office. Once there, I traded in my treasure for Dornavenkian and Museican currency.
Sorry, but I will probably be absent for the rest of the day. If you sail off, let me choose whose ship I’m going to be on tomorrow.
16- It’s up to them.
17- It’s up to you.
I think I shall go to Hydropastrica and buy a small estate on the rim of Qurtv Lake.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Indeed, she is still around. She recently was fighting Ammerikan over around Muserland, and is currently restocking in ICE port.
We will sail out in a few days, or whenever we can finish restocking…our old crew members as well as some new ones would be most welcome, the ship is a bit of a ghost one now!
Red-tailed HAWK
I’ve finally decided–I’ll join RtH on the Seahawk.
what about rebbeca?
22-Great!!! Welcome aboard! There have been no other Seahawk people besides me on in MONTHS so you can at least for now have pretty much any position you want besides captain!
How much longer should we stay in port while you load your things?
Red-tailed HAWK
24- We set sail tomorrow! Er, where are we right now?
okay, rebbeca can be a part off all the crews!
the Black-footed Ferret is setting sail for Dor at 11:50 museblog time!
I will join whichever crew wants me to join them. Actually, I probably shouldn’t join because I have no idea what is going on, and I have no time to read the past nine threads…
Oh Dear! I have not been here for a while and Captain Canix is leaving!
*reads more*
Oh good lord! This is a large advancement! I am honored, but what do I do now?
Well, I vote that…… No, wait. I don’t vote. I’m captain.
Well, anyway, I think that everyone should stick together. It would, after all, be easier to defend ourselves against pierates that way. So, I am officially following TMFA to Dor. Unfortunately, I am several hours behind. So………. we’d better start right away!
27) Oh! La Mort! I would love to have you on my crew if you would like!
28- The Zommer Vaycayshun isn’t sea-worthy. She’s a spaceship.
29- Sure! I’ll join you as long as you can basically fill me in on what I need to do.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
La Mort! You don’t need to know anything about the Seahawk to join! We haven’t done much lately, except fight around Muserland, so you would be most welcome aboard!
IBCF: Do you want any particular position? Since you are commander of the Zemtee Air Forces, Heading the aircraft department on the Seahawk would be something especially useful, if you are interested.
We are staying an extra night while La Mort decides if she would like to join us on the Seahawk. I am not sure what position she has in mind…
Captain HAWK ?=}
Gah! Now everybody wants me. Sorry, Rth, I didn’t see your post before I wrote my post.
4- It’s not much of a secret. But obviously you don’t know it.
I need a crew. Rather badly.
Not that I do much. I don’t have an internet connection often enough to do much.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
32- Sure! If you don’t mind, could we sail out to the open sea and look for uncharted islands?
33- You can join any ship you want, but Kiwimucher and TMFA don’t have a crew yet. And you don’t have to have read the last nine threads, think of this as a fresh new start.
IBCF, Header of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I am not sure, but La Mort seems to be leaning towards another ship. Because of this, IBCF and I are going to sail out of ICE port tonight, with any new crew members needing to beam aboard if they change their minds…
The Head of the Sehawk Air Department has requested we try to find some previously unknown islands. After seeking guidance from many advisors, namely me, me, and me (
) I conclude this is an excellent idea. I believe the best chance we have is to sail out into the Eastern Sea. We have finished restocking, and the trip to mostly unexplored areas of the sea should take no more than till tomorrow afternoon. No islands have been discovered in those parts, so basically any patch of land we see will be something worth checking out!
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
36- Thank you, Captain Hawk! We will be setting sail as soon as you’re ready.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
kiwimuncher: if you want to follow along, press 5-4-6-7-9 to make it into a light-wieght aircraft.
captain’s log of the Black-footed Ferret
we (me and kiwimuncher, flying above in a light-weight aircraft) have passed the spot of stopage last time, and are headding down-river to the ice ring.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We have reached unexplored waters already! Favorable tides came upon us, a welcome shift! I peer through my telescope. ASTOUNDING!!!!!!
IBCF-do you see what I see? It looks like some sort of long stretch of land, the skinny ends pointing north and south!
Should we investigate? If they are as long as they look, it will be a while before we can get around them! My prediction is they are about 7 miles long and 1/2 mile wide.
Head of the air department- should we send any scout planes to investigate?
Captain HAWK ?=}
Oh OK! *5-4-6-7-9* Oooooo! Awesome!
A favorable wind has met us since we’ve entered the river and we’ve made good progress. I grab my controls and turn the Zommer Vaycayshun to follow TMFA around a sharp curve in the stream and see………….
penguins?
Tons of penguins!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Hm, a long stretch of land whose ends point north and south? Are you sure it’s not Innurowlis? I’m going to check it out. *gets into scout plane* *takes off* *explores*
41- Iknurowlis is much bigger.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I have scouted the island. This is what I found:
The island is large and narrow, about as long as muserland from tip to tip. The middle of the island is mountainous with huge forests. There are grassy plains to the south of the island, and north of the mountains is a barren wasteland. Towering rocks surround the west coast, which could pose as a problem when we try to land. I saw two settlements–one on the north side and one on the south side. Unfortunately, I couldn’t tell who the inhabitants were.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
43-WOW!!!!! THAT’s a good report! A lot of information to gain just from flying over!!!!!!!!!!!
If you think the west coast is too dangerous, we could try sailing to one of the settlement coasts. Do we know why the north end is so barren? If not, we could try to land on the North coast and explore. Whatever looked better…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
44- I’d say we’d have better luck going to the south coast. It doesn’t look so forlorn.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
captian of the Black-footed Ferret ship’s log
not just Penguins, Kiwimuncher, but LVIPs (large, Very intelligent Penguins)!
Eek!
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
*looks closely at the birds*
They seem to be barring us from continuing on by forming a wall with their bodies. Interesting. Either something is bad on the other side and they have our best interests at heart or something sinister is going on.
I ask what is going on.
the tallest of the LVIPs starts to talk. with a very hevey british accent:
“sir, we are looing over a pielor bear over the wall. please stand back. pielor bears are not very nice to museican.”
my jaw drops open.
Wow!! Thanks LVIPs!
there was a white paw fly up, and then the LVIPs start running over to us. building a circle around us, I see the pielor bear.
It was twice the size of a polor bear, and had tusks in the front,
50- I saw one of those during my sojourn in Navenk! (Sir Ozlips)
Oh no! What do we do?! We have to help the LVIPs!
Quick! Get out the pie guns!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Captain RtH, I think I know why the north end is so barren. When I flew above the north end I noticed there were smoking craters and pie goo all over the place. There must be a war between the inhabitants of the island.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
51- odd. i just made it up!
as we shoot, the pieor bear grows bigger with every hit.
” stop, kiwiwmuncher! with ever pie it grows stronger!”
Ship’s Log of the Amphitrite
We have been halted in our mission by a sea monster, and are now traveling swiftly in the direction opposite that we want to go, with a large tentacle curled about the hull of the ship. This is certainly less than desirable, and for the past hour I have been trying to concoct a plan. So far I have had no luck. All I have been able to think to do is bribe the sea monster with vast quantities of licorice tea.
Er, Jadestone is here… she will gladly re-join the crew of the Black-footed Ferret after her long unexplained absence, if they will take her back.
55) Good plan! Giant squids certainly do cherish their licorice tea!
With a crash, I drop my pie gun. Oh my goodness! The bear’s coming closer and closer and closer and……..
The bear suddenly stops and roars ferociously! “Why do you humans always have to DO that?! Do you think I like being big?! Being big makes it impossible for me to easily catch prey!”
A shocked silence comes over the party.
The bear grunts, shakes his head, and shuffles away.
56- I’m sure TMFA (the new captain) will.
Hmm… perhaps Ishtar could talk to the Pielor bears too. He is one, after all.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The Head of the air department, IBCF, has reported that the two island groups may be involved in a war.
From what you have seen, IBCF, do you think it is safe to land on either side? Should we spy from the water along the coast, and use our high-powered listening system to figure out what is going on?
Because the South side is still fine, should we assume they are more powerful and good or maybe a bad side that would attack us?
This is getting interesting, our crew should come back and help!
Captain HAWK ?=}
59- maybe, but ishtar is a pie polor bear. they live near the north pole.
welcome abord, firstmate jadestone!
61- Greetings, captain! *salutes*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
60- We should probably spy from the water. It isn’t worth the risk of landing on either side.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Well, I suppose that we should carry on since the pielor bear has left. However, I feel terribly bad about enlarging the pielor bear unnecessarily………
one of the LVIP respond :
” they srink.”
Oh OK!
that makes me feel better! 
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The Head of the air department has suggested we stay at sea and watch from there. I recommend we sail to the southern end and watch from a safe distance to realize why pie gloop has not been seen towards that end. Hopefully we will eventually be able to send a scouting party (composed of many members, probably IBCF and myself. Crew! We still would be happy to see you!) into the land.
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We are now close enough to see the island. *looks through telescope* There’s not much, just grassy plains, rocks, a few trees… Maybe I should check out the settlement. *looks* There’s streets and houses, but no people. It’s not deserted; I can see some lights on inside the buildings. Wait, there’s a big flag in the middle of the town, that might give us a clue to who lives here… It’s a white flag with a… er, *shudders* hot… pink… bunny.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
we are walking with the LVIPs to there place…
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RED ALERT!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR EMERGENCY LIFE SUPPORT SUITS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IBCF has made a shocking discovery. The Southern settlement seems to be of evilus HPBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW we find out where they’ve been hiding! This is shocking.
But, we must figure out who lives in the Northern Settlement. Because they have obviously had trouble defending themselves against the Southerners, they may be the nicegoodus bunnies.
Whoa, it’s good we didn’t try to land.
Head of the air department: can you tell if they see us, or if they are all inside planning an attack? If they don’t have ships or planes we might be safe, but we cannot be sure.
Captain HAWK
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
70- Now I see them. A single hot pink bunny is walking out of a building. It doesn’t seem to be aware of our presence. I can’t see inside the windows; they’re all boarded up. But there are weapons and pie guns all over the place, and symbols of fanged, red-eyed HPBs. There are no airfields and the shipyards are deserted, so the ships must be all taking part in the fight up north. I think we should go up around the rocks to the north side of the island and find out what is going on.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Aha! So they have left themselves defenseless from ship attacks while their ships are in the North!
The Head of the Seahawk air department has recommended we sail to the north to see what is going on with the battle. I suggest we keep the ship on Red Alert and spy from a slight distance from the coast. I have started preparing the ship in case we must jump into the battle to prevent any extra power coming to the seemingly dangerous (and scary-looking from IBCF’s description) Evilus bunnies.
It will be interesting to see who the northerners really are, if they are nicegoodus bunnies or another “tribe” of evilus, or something completely different.
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We are currently sailing to the north side of the island. Even from here I can tell that there is a war going on; there is smoke, loud explosions, and an essence of fresh pie. I can now see some evilus bunnies laying seige to the other settlement. The defenders, whoever they are, are fighting bravely but they’re horribly outnumbered by the multitudes of HPBs. Perhaps we should help out…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
we are in the LVIPs town. update soon. taking us to meeting.
Ex-Captain Canix reporting in!
I have purchased an estate on the inner shore of Qurtv’s Isle and am now planting a few seeds which I collected on my travels in the garden. Once this is done, I think I shall send off for a scripsquirr from the PPP, in order to have some companionship. I may also begin writing my memoirs.
75) why, Hello Captain Canix! It good to hear from you!
We have passed through the colony of the LVIPs are are headed once more for our destination. We should be arriving there shortly!
wow. it’s so cold and barren down here. I walk around and around with my compass that points to true north. then I find it. the compass starts to spin wildly.
“here! Kiwimuncher! this this the south pole!”
I fall in to the earth.
OMG!
Where did TMFA go?!
*looks wildly around*
*sees hole*
TMFA! TMFA! can you hear me? Are you OK?!
“yes! come down! there is a tunnel!”
I look around. light by glow in the dark pies, I step down into the tunnel.
I head down the tunnel. It is light like the hole, but with out the pie crust. I continue down the tunnel intill I see a light.
I see a city. a city of gold. my compass is wild still. I walk around the city.
weird. cool (well, sort of). but weird
‘Bye!
Eyes wide, I follow my Captain, The Man For Aeiou, nerviously. He’d led us to a strange, golden city of some sort… I fingered my sword nervously.
I start to walk into a mall. this, I think, will help me find out more about this land.
I hear people. they are talking in perfect museain (spelling?).
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*is waiting for RtH to respond*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
83- Museican. Just think “American” and then replace “Amer” with “Muse.”
*gasp* Wow! This city is amazing! I follow Jadestone out the hole in the earth and look up in wonder. The city glows like a golden blur. Suddenly, a man wearing a funky blue and pink jump suit looking thing runs up to us. He has a bizarre hat on his head that somehow reminds me of a feathery dunces cap.
“You there!” he says, “STOP!”
Instinctively, we stop.
“You are unauthoized foreigners! Come with me IMMEDIATELY!”
I glance at Jadestone. Hmmmmmmmm. What now?
I enter a book store. I ask where I am
” one of them people who had a concussion?”
I think for a second. I stand still.
” I guess so. you’re in cricketia, land of books.”
the Radio turns on.
” in yet another cult attempt to hid the city from the world, two museican Himmers were found running away from a cult leader.
the book store owner looks closer at me.
“you’re not a crickerian, are you?”
“no, I’m not. I am The Man For Aeiou, Captain of the black-footed ferret. pleased to meet you!”
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
RTH HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry again, I was on a hike on the first and at my grandmothers till late the third, and I couldn’t make it here yesterday!!!
Now, below I will try to make up for lost time!
IBCF HAS DISCOVERED THE EVILUS BUNNIES ARE AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKING THE NATIVES OF THE NORTHERN AREA!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever the Northerners turn out to be, they cannot be other evilus bunnies the way the evilus are attacking them and existing in greater numbers.
TO PRESERVE THE POSSIBLY GOOD COLONY OF NORTHERNERS ON THIS ISLAND, AND TO PROTECT MUSE AREAS FROM BEING OVERRUN BY NEWLY-POWERFUL EVILUS HPBS, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WE TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION. IBCF HAS INDICATED THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AS WELL, SO I THINK WE MAY THIS MOMENT BEGIN THE ATTACK!
Okay!
Head of the seahawk air department: are there any heavy duty bombers available to fly over and drop pies? Also, protective jets to help protect our troops on the ground would be good.
I think sending an army of cloned good bunnies is a good plan, as the evilus will not know who to shoot without shooting themselves!
Also in our plan, I have sent word that ten (10) of our smaller ships from the Seahawk fleet should come swiftly to help support operations.
We should attempt to take over the entire island, to be able to completely destroy the evilus colony (hopefully we can get them to do work for us, if not made into good bunnies, at least tied up they could help us :D ) as well as decide if the northerners are good or not.
Data on the island I have been able to figure out:
IBCF says it is as long as muserland from tip to tip. Wow! That’s bigger than I thought, great! So, does that make it 50 mile long then, or bigger still? It is very skinny, so maybe at most two or three miles wide?
I am going to make a map of the island in relation to Muserland. How big in general is Planet Muse (or whatever it is called)? Because on the world map on the Museica thread, Muserland is quite big, so the planet’s size would determine the island’s size…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We have only a few jets and bombers, but I will take them all out to fight against the HPBs. In addition to bombing the bezonkers out of them, I will also do reconnaissance and find out where their weak spots are. *takes off*
The evilus HPBs are indeed fighting other bunnies. The other bunnies are of all different colors--blue, green, purple, even some pink. The evilus army is entirely composed of HPBs. The nicegoodius are defending themselves well, but they will inevitably be overrun by the sheer numbers of evilus. There are ships fighting on the eastern coast and hundreds of bunnies fighting inland. It's a gruesome spectacle; these colonies must really hate each other. The evilus have brought out pie mortar launchers, and are currently doing great damage to the nicegoodius city. Those will be our first target.IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I am starting my bombing run now.*boom* *bang* *large explosion*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
THIS IS A HUGE EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!! AS HUGE AS AN EMERGENCY CAN BE, WHICH IS PRETTY BIG, I GUESS. ANYWAY.
ALL SEAHAWK/ZEMTEE ALLIANCE SHIPS THAT HAVE BEEN CALLED MUST IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO THE NORTHERN COAST OF THE HPB ISLAND!!!!!!!! SEND OUR CLONED BUNNY ARMIES INTO THE LAND AND HAVE THEM ATTACK EVERY EVILUS HPB THEY CAN FIND!
THIS IS THE LOG OF MY CURRENT MISSIONI have brought the Seahawk to within two miles of the coast, so that with our five-mile cannons (they shoot five miles, they aren't five miles long, don't worry ;) ) we will be able to fire across the entire island! I have begun firing. I have also sent several missiles under the water to soon *BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
destroy some of the evilus ships. That was one now!!! BLAST!!! and another, a smaller missile and smaller ship. I have not set underwater bombs for fear of one of our ships running into them, considering we will have eleven sailing around here.
The ships are about to arrive now! Our ships! YAY!
This is a massive battle covering half of the island and a good bit of the sea around it. It will be in the history books!
Captain HAWK ?=}
P. S. I will make the map, but it might be a few days, hopefully no longer or even sooner!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Our combined forces are starting to win over the evilus. The HPBs are retreating into the cover of the woods. Good work, captain! And myself! And the other people who fought with us!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
ASTONISHING!!!!!!!!!
NOW, the evilus bunnies have completely lost this great battle! They exposed their most vital center of battle to heavy zemtee bombers in the night. IBCF figured out where these spots were, and knew they weren’t watching them well, so when the new bombers came in, direction to the easiest target was simple.
Yes, thank you, all who fought in this long battle!
Now, I am touring the island and observing the Northerners. They are very strange! As the Seahawk air department head discovered earlier, they are of many different colors. I have heard of these in distant past, but I cannot recall where or why, and they are exciting to see in person.
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Some of the northerners are waving up at us, as if they wanted to have a talk. Do you think it’s safe?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
why is none of my crew here?!!?!?
I contine to talk with the cricketian. see my next post for details.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
94-Hmmm…
I have a couple of questions, that maybe you can answer, or, if not, we should look into them…
Do the “rainbow” northerners speak the normal tongue of nicegoodius hpbs? If so, I would be able to speak with them, as I learned so I could talk to my hpb army…
But, even if they are similar and speak the same language, it is true they may still be tricking us. I would hope not, considering we defeated the evilus bunnies for them, but they may be concerned we will destroy them too now.
If you think they do speak the same language, I would want to be very cautious, and make sure there were plenty of our own soldiers around us as we go up to them, and that the ships are well-guarded. Perhaps fly in by airplane as an extra precaution.
Captain HAWK ?=}
95- We were being taken into custody, I think, but we could run away. I think they stopped us before we followed you into the bookstore.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
96- Okay, you talk to them and I’ll have the air force protect you. I sure hope this isn’t a trick…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The Seahawk air department head has arranged for the air force to protect me as I talk to the bunnies. I will ride up in a pietank…
Wish me luck!
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Good luck, captain! Make sure you let them know that there are bombers ready to blast the bezonkers out of them of they make a false move.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
100-I shall! And I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces!
OK. Below is my log from as I drive up in the pietank:
I approach, driving slow enough to seem friendly and also so that I do not run over the small troop of our bunnies I brought with me. I hope that they can be used less for physical protection but more to help let these new bunnies know we are friendly. Hopefully they will socialize well...Now I am just coming up to the bunnies. Several are pulling something out of a bag. My bunnies begin holding up the Zemtee flag and I aim the pie hurler and anti-pie blaster. You are being watched from the sky, so be careful! :twisted:
Now it has been revealed! a scroll. I strain my eyes to read it, as they hold it up to me. Two of my bunnies hop in the pietank to operate the machines if need be.
This is what it said:
We welcome you, Zemteeans! We thank you for finally ridding us of these evilus bunnies! We now humbly request of you, will you take this land as yours while allowing us to stay? We may live under you as citizens, and you may protect us from the rest of the evilus bunnies. We thank you again.
They like to use "we"!
Now, this was rather shocking in more ways than one! They are friendly, they want us to take the land, and there are still MORE EVILUS BUNNIES!!!! AHHH!!!
Now, below this is my conversation with the bunnies. Translated, of course...
:D (Me) Thank you for your kind welcome!
:idea: (the bunnies) We are very pleased you have come. We would not be here without you.
:D Speaking of the Evilus bunnies, you say there are more?
:idea: There are many more. We know you just happened to discover this island. Well, there is another long and skinny island to the East of here. And it is connected at the south end to an oval-shaped piece of land that resembles a hpb's face. If you're wondering, yes, it looks like the face with one ear. This island used to be attached as the other ear, but a long time ago it broke free, and we have evolved into these rainbow colors, as well as being nice. The pink nicegoodius bunnies you have are very closely related to us, but we decided to stay on this, our home island. The evilus bunnies eventually made it back to this island when they built ships, and have never left us alone since.
:D So, from this, I gather HPBS were all bad to start, and you guys and mine strayed from that when you were separated from the others onto this island?
:idea: Yes.
:D And so on the other island there are more evilus bunnies to be captured?
:idea: Indeed. You will find the island not far west and south at all, in fact, from above, this ear is close enough for the rest to look like a bunny. But do stay and settle in for a few days! Welcome again, and let us show you our great island!
:D Ok...
This is very interesting. So, the southern camp on this island was recently created!
Well, they seem to want us to wait a few days, but I don’t know if there is a place to land aircraft. I think it might be safe to go with no planes now, but maybe have a couple of other pilots up there so you can tour too
Captain HAWK ?=}
P. S. I think I’m going to make the map when we have toured the other island too. This delays the map, but this island will look different when it has recovered from the war, so I think it would be more accurate. but I may start on this island today somewhat. Also, maybe we should stay here three days, and then leave a healthy troop of bunnies to guard the island while we go to the other. I’d hate for the evilus to keep going to the other island when we get to one
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Well, it looks like things went well down there. There’s a flat clearing near the nicegoodius town, I’ll land there… Wait a second. I see shapes over there… Headless HPBs! We’re under attack! But the funny thing is that they’re moving really fast, their ears are whirling, and they’re 40 feet above the ground…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
120-ACK!!!!! PREPARE TO FIRE!!!!!!
We’re already under attack again!!!
*Communicator thing rings* *picks up* DON’T FIRE WHATEVER YOU DO!!!!!!
Me: Huh? Head bunny? (my head bunny, head of our bunnies…)
Him: This is the new thing!
Me: *remembers* Riiiggghhhttt……
Him: You had forgotten?
Me: I’m afraid so. And so everyone had to be scared for nothing. *pies self*
Him: Meanwhile, since he’s under that pie glop, I shall explain…
I have invented a new form of aircraft, sort of like a helicopter, that is shaped like a bunny and the rotors are like spinning ears. It is heavily armed, and has only two pie cannons. One in front, one in back. This is mainly used for transport of people or stuff, rather than for fighting. I call it a- HAWKHOVERCRAFT!!!
Me: Mumhumphpumphglerg…. *Excavates self from self-inflicted pie glop*
Him: This shall prove an excellent tool in our battling enemies, although it shall not be especially helpful in direct combat, but transport of things involved in the direct combat.
Me: Wait, bunny, don’t be too sure, yes, our Hawkhovercrafts are down there, but look! Following them!
Him: *on communicator thing to 2H_Cs: RUN!!!! FLY!!! WHATEVER GET AWAY!!!!!
Me: IBCF! Can you catch them? There are enemies down there after all, and they are moving in fast! They are in strange flying machines as well, ones I’ve never seen before, and they are also pink. I shall try to get our 2H_Cs down so you can tell which is which…
Captain HAWK ?=}
description of cricketia:
cricketia is made up of four parts, with a ocean seperating them. in the lowist section is ladybuggy, the top section is cicdia, and in the middle are spiderra and crickette.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ah, I’ve found one of the enemies. *fires pie machine guns* *SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT* Yikes, it was piloted by a headless bunny! What’s he doing? He’s jumping out of the aircraft. He doesn’t even have a parachute…Oh. He’s flying. His ears are spinning like a helicopter. He’s a head…helicopter..HPB…thing. And he’s trying to hijack a Hawkhovercraft!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
The officer moves towards us aggressively. Eek!
RUN!!! Jadestone turns away and takes off running. I turn to follow her but…..
*smack*
I hit something tall, prickly, and smelling strongely of tree resine. I fall to the ground in a heap.
Ooch! *groans*
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
105-Ack! You’re right! They can fly like our Hawkhovercrafts can! That is astonishing. I wonder where they developed that?!
*Gets on communicator thing* ATTENTION!!! HAWKHOVERCRAFT OPERATOR BUNNY!!! HIT THE EMERGENCY BUTTON!!! (this puts the motors in super-speed mode to help escape)
I’m sending a troop of bunnies to protect a landing area for the hovercrafts and any other Zemtee aircraft that need to land.
Also, I have called up several troops of bunnies as well as the Nicegoodius natives in case the evilus are planning to attack.
Also, also (
) I am sending several destroyer ships to the other island to investigate. They are bringing a few scout planes to take pictures of the island, and they will be back soon.
IBCF-If you don’t mind, I would appreciate your experienced assistance with operations on and above the Nicegoodius island. I fear the evilus are planning to attack soon, so prepare!
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The evilus will stop at nothing! It seems that another group of them is coming out of the forest, fully armed with pie guns and cannons. And this time they have heli-bunnies, so we can’t bomb them as easily.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
I hear Kiwimuncher fall and let out a gasp behind me, and I am torn between my desire to escape, loyalty to my shipmates, and need to find our captain. I duck into an alley and slide behind a dumpster, inching until I am just above the ground so I can peer out from underneath.
I go to the food court.
the food is Great! even the VEGEMITE is good!
I look up from my disgraceful, fallen position to see the detestable purple man. Somewhere in the excursion, he seemed to have lost his hat and I find some pleasure in seeing that it has landed in a dumpster. With a start, I see Jadestone hiding that exact same dumpster. I quickly look in the opposite direction so that I don’t give her away.
The purple man looks down at me triumphantly and says “Resistance is futile! I declare that it is the best interest of this society that I escort you to the authorities immediately!”
With one fell swoop, he grabs my wrists and binds them together with some sort of, you guessed it, purple rope. I wince with pain when he shoves me roughly against a nearby tree. Suddenly, he grabs at his head. “Oh my!” he says. “I seem to have lost my tarrogativeita!” He spins around and sees his hat lying in a soggy heap on top of the dumpster. I have to hide back a gasp as he purposefully strides toward Jadestone’s hiding place!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Hey, Kagy! If you ever decide to come back, here’s a summary of what has happened so far:
After the ordeal with the cheesies from the future, Canix retired from captainship, and we changed crews. I joined RtH on the Seahawk, and we sailed out to the eastern sea looking for unknown lands. We found a large island that was populated by bunnies, with nice rainbow ones on the north side, and evilus HPBs on the south side. They are at war, and we have joined the nicegoodius and are trying to liberate the island. Currently, the evilus are attacking the nicegoodius again.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
I call jadestone and kiwimuncher.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Yes, Kagy, please, do come back!!! I rebuilt your spice rack and everything!!
IBCF-Can you offer any air support? I know our planes aren’t all good for high-level bombing. I’m calling in some of the Zemtee high-level bombers. We can let them take out the Helibunnies and then send in a wave of troops to overtake the ground bunnies. I hope this works.
The scout planes are back from the other island. I am furiously working on the map when not helping in the battle, and hopefully will be able to send it soon. The planes did bring good news, and that is the other bunny island is basically deserted! Maybe the waves of bunnies will soon die down, once all of the bunnies hiding on this island are caught…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
114- It’ll be dangerous! The Helibunnies are suprisingly agile in the air, and they have been able to dodge most of our pies. Meanwhile, the evilus on the ground are flinging pies up at us and shelling our defences. A huge brute, a HPB about 10 feet tall, seems to be their leader. If we take him out, maybe they’ll retreat! *pie glances off wing* Yikes!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
I read about halfway through the thread, and then got impatient, so I skipped the rest.
Can I join anyways? ^_^
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
116- Sure! You can join the Seahawk! I wrote a summary on post #112.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Kagcomix is back with the cook’s log o’ the sea hawk! Rt-H please fill me in on the mission!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
We have Kagy back! And Cat’s Meow is joining! Yay!
Kagy: IBCF (our new Air Department Head on the Seahawk) wrote a summary in post 112, and I am making a map. Basically, we have found this island, which is really two, that looks like a hpb from above with the left ear detached and a little to the side. And yes, the soil does seem to be pink!!!
It’s great to have new people, and, of course, old friends coming back!!!
IBCF-I hope it works like we hope. I am going to have them fly very high to avoid detection or at least the pies, but they will have to bomb quickly before the Helibunnies move. I will try to come on tomorrow morning to give a report of how the mission went…
Captain HAWK ?=}
~Angle Kagthe Cooks log~
well, on further inspection of the island soil i note that it has traces of an oxidising metal in it. basicaly there are traces of rosabunnyum rust (HPB is the symbol of this element) in the soil.
~Kag~
117-All right. I’ll join the Seahawk (unless there are other ships that only have a captain and no crew. Then I’ll join them.)
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
120- Interesting…
121- No, the other ships have crews. What position would you like?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
122-Okay. ^_^ Well, what’s available?
Is there only one ship? Dreadful.
Well.
I’ve finally gotten my hands on a ship. Do you remember that lovely little sloop I told you about the other day? No, of course you don’t, because I never told you.
Listen:
Yesterday, I was walking down by the docks. I’ve always wanted to be a pirate, and I finally got the motivation to be one. So I picked out a nice little ship and stole it today.
Of course, father would never approve of my becoming a pirate. Humph. Tough luck, old man!
Hmmm….
So. I’ve decided to name my ship The Firebird. Note the irony of the name. I did consider “The Bad Ship Lollipop”, “The Blood Vessel”, and “I Keel You”, but decided they didn’t quite fit the profile. I chose the name also because of the color of my ship, which is an odd light gray. According to Russian folklore, the Firebird had feathers of silver and gold. I might end up painting gold stripes on the sides, but for now, I like my sloop.
I go looking for a crew tomorrow. The requirements: A motivation to be a pirate and good cooking skills!
124- I’ll join your crew, Faye!
123-Aww, I just joined the Seahawk. Otherwise I’d be on your crew. Oh well.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
123- Would you like to be the first mate? Or how about the boatswain? And of course, there’s always the lookout and the pie-gunner.
124- Hallo, Faye! If you’re of seafaring nature, you might want to trot over to the “chronicles of Museica” thread for some backround information. There are plenty of maps and charts there. It is where this takes place, after all! Smooth sailing! Hopefully!
127-Can I be all of them?
Just kidding. Um…I dunno. I’ll just be whatever you need me to be.
So I now declare myself the:
One Gajillionth Mate of the Seahawk
That sounds so much cooler than first mate.
Meow! Will you join my ship? I don’t have a crew…
129- It gets confusing with so many ships. Maybe you both should join The Firebird.
129-Gosh darn it. Now I’m torn. ;_;
Um…
Hey, Captain Hawk! I would like to switch I know I just joined your ship, but there is another ship nearby that had its entire crew eaten by sharks, so all that’s left is their Captain. I would to transfer to that ship, if that’s all right with you. ^_^
Teehee. Alice’s crew got eaten by sharks.
130- But if we only have one or two ships, how are we supposed to defend ourselves from the next Skylartooth or Queson Imperium?
Sheesh! I’m assuming crew members aren’t very plentiful around here.
Like…4 ships or something have asked me to join!
130- You have a ship too? O.O
131- You can have any position you like.
My ship’s called the Amphitrite.
134- Ah, now I remember.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Cat’s Meow: OK, you can join Alice if you want. IBCF and Kagy are my only crew members right now, as *remembers* Gwen, our doctor, pretty much has left the whole blog it seems, unless she changed her name and I didn’t notice; Musicman, our previous first mate, hasn’t been seen lately; and Stormwatcher, our head of watch, hasn’t been seen on the blog either. It’s kind of sad how people keep dropping off of the blog completely!!!
Our current Seahawk people, besides regular soldiers and such:
THE SEAHAWK
Captain of the Seahawk: Red-tailed HAWK
Head of the air department of the Seahawk: Irregular Bump with Copious Fur
Cook of the Seahawk: Kagcomix.
I spelled the names out so people wouldn’t get confused because of our nicknames
IBCF-Is the firebird actually a ship, or were you kidding because of the Seahawk? Because if you don’t want the name “The Firebird” I can use it!
If you sort of want it, I could offer 20 piepoints for it too…
Below is a report of the mission.I had noticed a pattern of flight routes of the helibunnies, and also noted that they were out at night. However, I realized they must not have a very good radar system at all, as they use bright lights to keep from bumping into each other. That gave me an idea. Send in the High-level Bombers at midnight, one of their main flight times, and they wouldn't notice us until they were hit! I knew that once one was hit, they would all be flying away, so I brought in twice as many bombers as there are (about) helibunnies. I told two bombers to each lock onto a helibunny together, and drop both pies at once when I said so.
Then, at what I hoped would be the best moment possible, I ordered the pies be dropped!!!
Now, because of the high altitude of the bombers, it was uncertain how soon the pies would be, or if the Bunnies would notice them and flee. But, Finally, the pies all came raining down!!! They made a terrible noise, whistling and plopping here, burying a helibunny here, squashing a group of land evilus there. It was amazing! Seven helibunnies remained after the bombing, and not a bomber had been caught! After disabling the helibunnies from firing, the bombers flew home, and I am now calling in a few planes to knock these last helibunnies down, which should be easy in their condition...
Now, after that highly successful battle, I am sending in waves of good bunnies. I hope they will be able to complete the job soon. There should be very few evilus by this time, considering all that were captured from the helibunnies...
When I say captured, I am taking the evilus bunnies and giving them my potion that makes them good. So then we have more soldiers!!
And, everyone is in good spirits and feeling plenty full enough, and happy about it, now that Kagy is back. I thought people would rather starve themselves than eat my cooking!
Kagy-so! Now we know why stuff grows here so well! Rosabunnyum rust is the result of hpb pie tins rotting into the soil and rusting and then turning to powder. They make their pie tins from good organic matter somehow, as that’s what they often have where they are, and then that further nourishes the soil!!!
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Hi, Captain! I’d prefer that you’d not call me Irregular Bump. IBCF isn’t really an acronym anymore, it’s my wonderful four-letter name.
As for the Firebird–see post 124.
The giant 10 foot HPB leader seems to be impervious to pies!
Nonetheless, it is calling a tactical retreat. The remaining bunnies are making their way back into the forest, still firing their pie cannons. Victory! 
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
137-I have started to think of it as its own name now too, but now I know you do too. I’ll change it:
THE SEAHAWK
Captain of the Seahawk: Red-tailed HAWK
Head of the air department of the Seahawk: ¡IBCF!
Head Cook of the Seahawk: Kagcomix (we call her Kagy or Angle Kag the Cook)
OK, sorry, I missed that post! Piepoints taken back. I will not attempt to steal the name, don’t worry, Faye!
I’m glad they seem to be retreating. I am still concerned about the ten-foot-high leader, though. He might come back out of the woods if we give him a chance! I am calling in several heavy pie guns that will, hopefully, throw the pies hard enough to knock him down. Meanwhile, I must figure out how to make a potion that will make him a good bunny! It would be great if it is possible, but it will take some work. I will see, maybe we can either put the potion in the pies or spray a stream of the potion onto him even…
On the other island, a search is on for any remaining bunnies. We haven’t found any yet, so I have a feeling we may have completed that mission!
Captain HAWK ?=}
Rt-H is it okay that i’m usuing the name “Seahawk” in my pierate adventure story? it’s just so hard to come up with good pierate ship names these days….
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ah, peace and quiet. I think I’ll land and check out bunny town for a while. What’s for dinner?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
come on, were are they?
I wonder as I buy my fifth cricketain book.
127 – Pish tush, old chap! There’s no need for maps and such. Isn’t there any unexplored land?
132 – Skylartooth? Queson Imperium?
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
Well.
Today was slightly eventful. I gained my first crewmate, La Mort, who may now have whatever post she likes. Besides Captain, of course. I do hope she is ready for a life of piracy!
We should reach Skull Rock in just a few days. Skull Rock is one of the top pirate (or is it pie-rate?) hangouts. I hope to recruit more sea-peoples for my ship.
Nice weather today: warm with a strong breeze.
The sloop is responding well. I chose a good ship: She’s got a full kitchen of supplies and a fine weapon’s cabinet. We carry 10 cannons, five on each side. The sail is of excellent make and moves easily for steering. However, there’s no stock of gunpowder at all, so that’s something I must pick up on Skull Rock. There are no medical supplies, either. They obviously hadn’t finished loading the ship when I stole it. We also need a deck of cards for entertainment, not to mention a few pomegranates.
143- First question: Lots. Otherwise, why would we be sailing? Dor is mostly uncharted, as is Navenk, and there’s a lot of ocean in the Sea of Mint that has never been mapped thoroughly.
Second question: Skylartooth was the (rather crab-like) leader of the Freebooters’ Alliance, a bunch of pierates who had gotten too big for their seaboots and were scheming to conquer Museica. The Queson Imperium is (was? will be? might have been? As HG2G says, the problem with time travel is simply one of grammar) an enormous empire of cheese-based life that conquered the entire Museworld solar system in a parallel universe.
If you’re confused by now, stick around. It gets weirder.
131-Hmmm. Maybe I’ll be…-thinks-
Well, what’s the purpose of our ship? Do we just sail a bunch, or do we have a mission, and do we have any cargo? (For example, treasure, rare beings like phoenixes, or spices)
145- We’re exploring. I sort of forgot our mission. *reads past posts* We don’t have one yet.
We did have a cargo of licorice tea, but I used that to bribe a sea monster.
as my crew seems to left, I set up the black-footed ferret at the port and start off. kiwimundher and jadstone have a light-weight aircraft to catch up with me, anyways.
143-Feel free to recruit me at Skull Rock.
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
Well.
We reached Skull Rock today. After setting the sloop into port and paying a group of peoples to keep it safe, La Mort and I set off to the nearest pub. After a few drinks, a rowdy poker game, a violent brawl, and lots of singing, we met a queer chap by the name of “lifewithoutacellphone (heaven)”. Perhaps the person has a nickname? and a gender?
As we arrived quite late, we’ll have to do the search for supplies tomorrow. I do not trust the dock guards, so I shall be sleeping on the boat. With a pistol near my hand.
I hope to set away as soon as we’ve got the supplies. I might pick up some maps, to provide us an idea of what might be a good place to plunder.
We might want a hot-pink parrot, as well.
150-Male and i’ll go by LWACP unless I can think of a better name.
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
After washing ashore on Skull Rock three months ago, I’ve lived off table scraps and slept on the streets. I have no memory of my past, and my worldly possessions are a dagger and an eye-patch. I still have both of my eyes, so the eye-patch seems slightly pointless, but one never knows when it will come in handy, so I’m keeping it.
It feels good to sleep in a hammock again instead of on cobblestones. Hmm, I wonder where I’ve slept in a hammock before. I wonder where we’ll set sail for tomorrow…
147-Hmm, I’ll decide later. For now I am just going to be Cat’s Meow The Something Or Other of the…um…what’s our ship called?
i close my eyes in terror. The man in the purple suit is standing just over Jadestone. It is only a matter of time before she is spotted!
Suddenly, a buzzing sound reaches my ears. It is heard by the purple man as well and he turns abruptly around. Whew. That was a close one! He starts striding toward the noise with curiosity and I suddenly realize that we have left one bad situation to only get into another one! The buzzing sound is coming from my communicator that helps me talk with TMFA. It must have fallen out of my pocket………
“Jadestone!” i scream. Jadestone quickly runs out from behind the dumpster and kicks the purple man in the…………… ooch! That must have hurt…… a lot! Jadestone quickly frees me from the purple rope thing. We go to retrieve my communicator but we realize that the device has been crushed under the purple man’s body. as the purple man starts to stand once more, we do the sensible thing and skeedaddle. The last thing we hear as we leave the golden city is, “We’ll get you! Make no mistake about that! :mad:’
The purple man bends down to pick it up. Oh No! If they find about TMFA………. disater!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Most interesting soil. It indeed contains rosabunnyum rust, giving it a hot pink color.
I would like to ask the rainbow bunnies some questions about this island. (I’m researching the origin and culture of HPBs, you know.
)
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
interesting. this land seems to be made out of books.
Jadestone and I run way from the city, only to find that TMFA has left without us! with all speed, we jump into the vehicle he left for us and fly as fast as we can to his general direction.
I stop at spiderra.
The tracker signal speeds up as we get closer to our ships.
“Land ho!” Jadestone announces.
I peer out and see the first glimmers of land in the distance!
Spiderra!
As we sped steadily closer to the island/continent/thingy my eyes picked out details along the shore, the looming forests of strange, spindly grey trees a bit unnerving. I spotted The Black-Footed Ferret anchored near a silvery beach in a natural harbor, and altered our course so we could gently land the cramped airship on her deck. Hopefully, he would have waited us before beginning an excursion.
[If there is a previous description of Spiderra that does not match my random bits, then ignore what I have.]
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
The captain has not shown her face for two days. We await her signal to set sail…
interesting. the entier land is made of trees. and paper plants.
152- The Amphitrite.
162-All right, of the Amphitrite.
The Ship’s Log of the Amphitrite
Today we set sail, heading east towards unexplored waters. We hope to find an island with resources that we can bring back home and sell. So far we have seen nothing but water as far as the eye can see, and nobody knows how far away these supposed islands are, or if they exist at all.
Ship’s Log of the Amphitrite
This morning I spied what could be an island, a sliver of land in the distance. We have been heading in that direction for four hours, but we can’t seem to get any closer.
Ship’s Log of the Amphitrite
We are still sailing now, a full 8 hours since the island – or whatever it is – was spotted, and it still does not seem that we are making any progress. We have checked our maps but, as we suspected, this whatever it is does not appear to be on it.
Spiderra seems has a fascinating landscape! The island is totally covered with tall, thin trees that seem to turn with the slightest breeze. They remind me of pieces of paper flapping in the breeze.
We meet up with TMFA shortly and set up our camp behind the tree line just as the sun starts to go down. Wow. It has been an extremely eventful day!
I turn toward the trees for a moment and suddenly gasp. With the loss of light, sections of the trees start to glow and eerie green! We creep forward and peer at the shapes that are readily appearing on the darkening trees. They seem to have a message!
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
Well.
The Captain’s signal has arrived, LWACP! Cast away the ropes! Set sail!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
After long days of rebuilding the islands into their natural states and long nights of mapmaking and watching for the last of the bunnies, we seem to have completed our mission. I have made the first map. I will soon make closer view maps that will show a lot more detail.
I think we should stay here for a little while, while we settle in and I can finish the maps and aerial views. I have, however, sent many other Zemtee jets and Hawkhovercrafts to look for any other lands nearby. They haven’t found anything yet, so we may not find new land until we can sail back into the open sea again
Captain HAWK ?=}
Grand Admiral of Their Muserliness’ Navy, Retd., checking in! What has transpired
Since I retired?
SHIP’S LOG: THE FIREBIRD
Hooray! Today we set sail! All I can see in every direction is water, and since I have nothing else to write about, I will stop for today.
169 – I joined The Amphritite (Raeia/Alice’s ship) and a new ship named The Firebird was created. Um. I’m not sure what else. I haven’t been here very long.
169- the Black-footed Ferret with the zoomer vachyain has found a land underneath the museworld.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Sorry for my absense! Finals week, you know!
I think I’ll just sit back in the nicegoodius town and look at the ocean.
Hm, what’s that? Something’s coming out of the water. Is it a fish? Or a whale? Oh, it’s a submarine. Hah, they painted it hot pink. What kind of person would paint their submarine…hot…pink…?
*is pied*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Arrgh! There’s about 30 submarines right off the shore! Their putting holes in the Seahawk! Darned bunnies!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ack! Where’d they come from? I’m not sure, but I raced to the ship and am now desperately trying to steer her away. I have sent out some of our submarines to battle them. Hopefully the Seahawk will suffer little damage…
For a minute I thought you saw one of our submarines, but then I heard them firing. I knew something was “fishy”
*Takes Seahawk into nearby port*
I BRING BACK OUT MY EXPLODING PIES!!!!!! Revealed a long while back on ship’s logs, the exploding pie is set to go off at a certain time, and then can be released in air or water. I just knew they would come in handy some time. Then, I stocked each submarine with some. I’m going to have them float some out to the bad submarines to tempt them to approach. Then we can hurl more towards them
Well, now I know what I’ll be doing for the rest of the day. Checking for leaks! Our ship is so strong I doubt there will be anything of note, but it’s always good to be safe. I am calling all of the other ships in while this is going on.
*Sigh* I Cannot WAIT for these bunnies to leave us alone. *Plots to make new potion*
Captain HAWK ?=}
P. S. IBCF-did I give you extra piepoints and forget to change my name? I’m happy to get rid of these when I can, but I want to make sure I fix my name! *Fuzzy head-good for keeping warm if it was literally but I’m afraid it is only mentally
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SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The explosive pies are quite effective!
We’ve been able to blow several of their submarines to bits. However, they’ve done a great deal of damage to our aircraft. Who knew bunnies could make pie missiles so accurate? 
I think you have the right amount of piepoints, but I’m not quite sure. *also has a fuzzy head–both literally and mentally
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IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
169) Hello Captain Canix! Welcome back! Like TMFA said, we found an underground city and fought an annoying, purple guard. Right now, we are on Spiderra, an island of strange book-like trees!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ha! Take that, bunnies! *throws explosive pie* *BOOM!* *submarine explodes*
We've been able to destroy many of their submarines with our explosive pies. But we've spotted a GIGANTIC battleship sailing to the south! If I'm not mistaken, they're heading straight towards the flavor continent. Now, why would they be going there? :?Anyhow, the submarine attack must have been a diversion. Since they were underwater, we couldn't get them with our bombers, and they fired missles at our aircraft. Most of our fighters are out of commision. :( Dangdarndratted bunnies!
At least we can take our anger out on the last of the submarines.
*explosive pie explodes* *HPBs shriek*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
a Book just fell from a tree!
*picks Up*
Attack of the smart pies 2?
*gasp*
Can it be?!
more fall.
The sea roc, Terraform 2, more.
“books grow here!” I YELL
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
*Hurls exploding pie* *Last submarine explodes*
Ah, that was fun
Indeed, considering all of the trouble they have caused us! They snuck up out of nowhere, threatened the Seahawk herself, and damaged many of the Seahawk planes!!! I have sent numerous ships out to sea to find every last bunny in this whole area. It’s amazing how they keep coming in waves after we think they are gone!!! Hopefully this will be the last wave…
I think we should stay at this island for a good while longer. We have planes to repair, a new land to settle and defend still, and a tired crew! This has indeed been an exhausting mission…
As for the Battleship: I am not sure what to say. I have sent a Hawkhovercraft group after the ship to investigate. I doubt it is a Bunny boat, as they don’t build on quite that scale. I will have them report back soon…
Also, I am working on something else at the moment. I will explain soon….
Captain HAWK
P.S.-IBCF and Kagy- I do have one whole map completed and I am leaving this minute to make a detailed map. I will send them very soon!!!
181 – Mind bringing some of those books back? That would make NaNos/RRRs insanely easy to write and edit. =P
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
This island is a strange place! I wonder what happened to the 10 foot HPB? And where did that battleship come from? We can’t rest until these questions are investigated.
The nicegoodius have been very cheerful. They’ve supplied us with food, weapons, and special HPB vehicles. We’re practically treated like kings in bunny town. They must be thankful to be rid of these annoying evilus!
However, the rainbow bunny leader doesn’t seem to be very happy. He told me that there are far more evilus then the ones we have seen so far
, and he seems convinced that they are going to attack again. He’s been on this crazy island longer then any of us have, so I can’t doubt his word.
What is WITH these evilus???
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Before we know it, an avalanche of books are falling all around us! “Run!” I yell, “Or we’ll get crushed!”
We run into the forest farther.
I spot a clearing. I give the rest of the crew a “SH!” and we creep behiend a tree to see.
“HPBS!” a Voice yells. “The ships are prepared! Get in!”
with that, there was a flash of pink, and Then we heard a noise. the noise of the world cracking.
“Next!”
WE sneak onboard.
WE end up on an island…
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Does anyone know where we are?
(Hint: It has to do with post 184)
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
186- If you’re talking about the battleship, it was heading south, and it still is. Also, captain RtH doubts that HPBs could build something that size. You must have sneaked onto another ship.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
187- the HPBs didn’t build it. no, they used slave labor to build it. and this isn’t a battle ship. this just take them up to the earth.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The Hawkhovercrafts have returned! They have two major bits of news.
First, the battleship is actually an old ship some workers found in Chad. It was going to be taken apart for parts, but they decided to go sailing around in it. I told them not to scare us like that, and made them get a permit to sail here.
Second, they discovered the hpbs have a small ship out in the sea to the north, and a cloning device is aboard. That is where all of these bunnies seem to be coming from! I have sent several Zemtee Bombers that will soon be bom-*BLASTSPLATPLOOOEY!!!!!*-mbing the ship!!! There they are! This should stop the waves from coming in, as no other cloning ship, or any ship, has been discovered.
I am still working on the maps. I am trying to get as much information into them as I can…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Hi, captain!
I’m sure glad we destroyed that cloning device! Hopefully the bunnies will stop bothering us now.
When you make the map, remember:
– There are tall rocks surrounding the west coast.
– There is a large mountain in the middle of the island.
– There is barren wasteland on the north side, trees in the middle, and grassy plains on the south side.
– The nicegoodius town is on the north tip, and a evilus encampment is on the south tip. I wonder what’s going on there…?
– I don’t know quite as much about the other island.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Ship’s Log of the Amphritite
It is now several days later, and there is still no sign of that island to the east being any closer. Hmm…
On the other hand, there also appears to be a storm brewing from the west, so we are going to try and steer clear of that.
I huddle with the rest of the crew in the dark storage corner of a strange, foreign ship. We seem to have traveled between worlds, which, I must tell you, is very stressful. We’ve had to hide sveral times during the flight when a crewman, or should I say, crewbunny, came down to collect something. I don’t exactly know if they’re hostile, but it might not be a good time to test that out.
Ship’s Log of the Amphritite
The storm is -blotch-re! We’re being poun-blotch-d with winds -blotch- up to 35 kn-blotch- per hour! Let’s hope we sur-blotch-e it!
Okay, I’m back.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Wow! I looked over at the clock in my dark temporary hut on the island. IBCF, Head of the Air Department, was knocking on the rough door rather rapidly by this time, suggesting he had been waiting for a while. I called, “I’m coming, sorry!” and heaved myself up. I was shocked to realize that I had not moved from my chair at the planning desk for four days, occasionally snacking on some dry nuts and crackers, and sipping a few drops of lime juice every hour to stay awake. I also realized IBCF must have been wondering what I had been doing for so long! I had planned out all of the maps, and would present them in a meeting, along with the other news I had mentioned earlier. I let IBCF in and closed the door, lighting a few candles to help light up the small room.
Captain HAWK ?=}
P.S. I’ll post more on the meeting when IBCF arrives, in case anyone is waiting to here! Hopefully he will be here soon. Also, Kagy-you are welcome to pop in on the meeting, you might be a bit confused since you came in after we had discovered the island, but you are certainly free to come in and watch, ask questions, etc….
I’m the Pirate Captain Baylee of a small fleet of ships, my lead ship is The Ironic Strawberry Filled Gentlemen.
Log Journal
We are being hunted down by the MGS (Muse God’s Ships) Valiant. They thought we would be at Grape Harbor, but we pulled a surprise attack and took their Firearms Expert, 2nd Lieutenant, and a little girl. They will be coming to get them soon, I am sure because they need them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
You’re here, finally! Nothing new with the HPBs, I’ve held up the mission since you cooped yourself up in here. Do you have a map?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
194 – Okay.
Dispatches from IBCF included the following documentation of recent bunny encounters.
The troops of multihued lagomorphs described in the Seahawk’s log of 5th January.
A Rainbow Bunny.
Nice, IBCF!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Cool, IBCF!!! Folks, that’s what they look like! Great work, Commander!
My mom has been needing the computer a lot lately, and so I STILL cannot send off these maps. I have one done, but the other still isn’t finished. I am terribly sorry for the delay, but I will try to get them to you as soon as I can. Do you mind if we delay our meeting until the GAPAs have the maps and post them? I hope the maps will make this all easier to understand for people…
Sorry again,
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I understand. Thanks!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
We….Errrrrmmmmm.
are still huddling in the back of a ship?
203- Apparently.
um, lets sneak off. (Sneaks off) (runs in to seahawk) (teams up with seahawk to turn the bunnies from bad to good)(Zeemte’s head wouldn’t what to kill any bunnies)
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
205- “Why hello, Jadestone, TMFA, and kiwimucher!
Er, how did you get here?”
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
206- ” a ship that the Evilus (SP?) built useing slave labor.” I said matter a factly.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
207-I believe I said that the ship was actually some old ship workers found in Chad. But anyway, we would be happy to have you on the Seahawk. Just please follow a couple of basic rules to avoid mixed signals and other problems:
Please check with me and IBCF, and everyone on the Seahawk really, before going off to do something. We like to have notice so we know where you are or if we can offer further support. Please don’t make any other decisions affecting the Seahawk or our other ships without checking with me and the others. And other than that, enjoy yourselves, it’s quite pleasant on the Seahawk!
I am working on the maps, and will send them to the GAPAs soon…then we can have the meeting…
Captain HAWK ?=}
208- This is a difrent ship. they go on to land using this, and then they get on tot the ship you found.
and We are just going to be with you for a little bit. We hate to impose. if you could just drop us off at zeemte, that would be nice.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
As of now, I am helping the nicegoodius set up a defence in case the evilus pop up again. Several scout planes were sent out, but we still haven’t seen a sign of the HPBs. Even the southern camp seems to be deserted. The problem is that we see anything in the trees, which is where the bunnies (if there are any left) are most likely hiding.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
210- we killed as many as possible on the ship.
but there were trillions waiting for the ships.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
211- Trillions? Oh, dear…
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
yes. trillions and about 1/3 of them are hover bunnies.
Yeah, they’re getting high tech now! *shudder* I mean, evilus bunnies = bad but evilus flying bunnies = badder.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
If there’s that many, then we’d better defend! Get the pie cannons! Arm any bunnies fit to fight!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I have completed the maps, and will soon send them in…
I must reveal some of this news before the maps and our planned meeting, as more keeps developing!
The exciting bit: one of the smaller Zemtee ships was sailing out to the east of HPB Land, and noticed a large area of land. A Hawkhovercraft was launched, which circled the land, and noticed its shape was astonishingly the exact shape of a Red-tailed Hawk soaring to the North-west. The land seems to be almost entirely covered with thick, old growth forests, and not a native or camp, or anything else really, was to be seen. I hear there is a line of low rolling mountains that stretches through the center, from wing tip to wing tip. Other than that, no accurate measures could be taken. IBCF-do you wish to fly over and take pictures or measurements? I have sent more ships to land on all sides of the land, but none has an experienced pilot who can take pictures and measurements and such…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Below are links to the maps I have just finished. The first link leads to a map that shows the position of HPB Land and the very new Red-tailed HAWK Land, and the second link leads to two HPB land maps, and a detailed Zemtee map…
The entire Muse World
The Zemtee thread with maps
Captain HAWK ?=}
Captain HAWK, Captain Kiwimuncher, ICBF, Jadestone.
I suggest that Kiwimuncher and ICBF stay here and fight the bunnies, while HAWK and I will head on to Rt-H Land.
O.k?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
TMFA-I’m not sure, Agagabagabag said he would use the potion to turn over the bunnies to our side. And I really don’t want to leave IBCF here, considering he is the best pilot. And I don’t know if he wants to stay. What do other people think? Let’s decide this together…
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I’ll certainly stay here if I have to. But where’s Kiwimuncher and Jadestone…?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE AMPHRITITE
This storm seems to be relentless. We have been crammed in this hold for days and it shows no sign of slowing.
((Out of curiosity, is it legal to have more than one character? Nothing much is happening on the Amphritite right now, unfortunately.))
221- hmm. yes.
221- Okay. I’m back. Now something will happen. Hopefully.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE AMPHITRITE
After three days of the storm, I decided to venture out onto the deck, and did so. Much to my shock, I saw that the only sign of a storm seemed to be the heavy rain. There was no wind whatsoever, though the ship rocked most alarmingly.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Captain RtH! Or anyone else that will listen!
The ten foot HPB leader is emerging from the forest, and he’s holding a white flag. He shows no signs of being affected by the serum we dropped on him, so he must have escaped the bombs. He seems to want to talk to us, but it could be a trick.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
l stand at the ready, in case he tries anything funny. l have six swords, two guns, and a spear, so l hope he doesn’t.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
The bunny spoke.
“Eh, go boil your hot pink bottom!” I shouted.
The HPB grinned evilly.
“Then you will all perish along with the nicegoodius.” And before a pie could be thrown, he vanished into the forest.
Er, what now?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Funny, most people think l can’t run in all this armor. l’ve trained a lot, tho.
“Try to keep up, guys.”
l raced into the forest after him.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
I raced with agagabagabag into the forest. Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks. I peered at the ground in front of us and saw small piles of pink dirt all over the place. It was a minefield. (Exploding pie mines, of course).
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
“Crap. Plan two.”
We exited the forest.
“Get some torches lit. We’re burning down the forest. Once it’s lit, get away from here.”
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
229- “Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess!”
I lighted a torch.
230-I lit.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Ack! Where did all of this come from? I am sending Many Pietanks and other heavy pieces of equipment to help with the efforts. They don’t really kill, remember, but knock out or potion the bunnies. I am also sending machines with heavy radars to seek out the caves and such. I don’t know what he is talking about, though, Zemtee has a far greater army than any in any Universe
*Cackles at big bunny and sends planes to drop potion over forest*
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
232- Hold up until we burn the forest, captain. They have a minefield in there. *sets tree on fire*
I’m a bit worried. Remember the cloning machine the bunnies had on that ship? Perhaps they’re cloning a huge army in the caves. And what was that about the evilus bunny-making serum that he was talking about?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
223 – Okay, good. ^_^
SHIP’S LOG OF THE AMPHITRITE
There is rain, yet no wind. It is very unusual weather, I must say. Usually storms don’t last quite this long. The waves are also getting progressively larger – I worry that soon they may swamp our deck. We must be prepared.
“Batten the hatches!” I holler, just as a particularly large wave rushes over the deck. I cling to the nearest object, but unfortunately it isn’t fastened to anything. I narrowly avoid being swept off the deck.
—-
I’m gonna go write on “The Sea Roc” now.
“Hold on, (Eep, I forgot your character’s name)” I yelled. “Don’t let go, at all costs!”
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Sounds good.
236- It’s Captain Reaia. You can say Reya if you want, I think it originated when I was playing Scrabble and those were my tiles and I thought, hey, that would make a good name. So I wrote it down and now it’s a character.
237 – Right, I knew it was something like that.
Sorry.
238- ‘Sokay.
People, where are Saskatune island and the Caeser archipelago?
240- What? I’ve never even heard of those…
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
At last! We have been able to find the huge bunny, and he has been locked in a cell, where he has so many potions on him you cannot get too close! HAhah, we finally have him
Very little forest needed to be burned off to find him. The radars are turning up many caves, as he said there were under the mountains, and robots sent under have discovered the floors are littered with dead bunnies. I thought this very strange, and for an instant thought the big bad bunny was tricking us because he was really desperate. But medical examination of the bodies reveals that they were first, cloned bunnies stashed away under the mountain, and second, killed by the smoke from the fire we did create. It seems there is only one ventilation shaft, and it was under the hottest part of the fire. What great luck! In such an enclosed space, the bunnies couldn’t make it! 
A lot of work is now being done to determine if the caves may prove useful to us for our own bases. One thing’s for sure, we’d need to work on ventilation! The area is closed off to anyone besides top government personnel. I will talk more of the reports later…
240-
Captain HAWK ?=}
Okay, I’ve been here before, but recently revived myself.
So what’s up? I think I was on Canix’s crew before, but s/he retired, so… what now?
I’m willing to move anywhere.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Kokonilly! Come to the Seahawk! I am Captain, IBCF is head of the air department on board, and kag (Kagcomix, kagy, angel kag, etc…) is our master chef! Come on board, welcome, and let’s see if we can’t find an amazing position for you!
Captain HAWK ?=}
Okay, thanks, Hawk. Where do I move in and what do I do now?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Arrgh! So much I missed!!!
I think we should search the caves to make sure they’re all gone. There might be another set of caves with better ventilation, and there’s still some bunnies lurking in there. At least the big bunny seems to think so. Or maybe I’m just being paranoid.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
245-If you want to come, then… *Beams aboard* You’re now on the Seahawk. Welcome! Now it’s just a matter of getting used to things. There are two main things going on right now. We are A. working on building up the new HPB Land, and B. Working on exploring the New RtH Land. IBCF will probably be here soon too, to help get you used to life on board and in our adventures. We’ll get you a good position too..
Captain HAWK ?=}
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
There’s IBCF now!
I’ll be back.
Captain HAWK ?=}
The Black-footed Ferret is sailing off!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
248- Yes, here I am! Welcome aboard the Seahawk, Kokonilly!
Just to be safe, I think we should seal off all the known entrances to the caves and put guards around them. If any HPBs try to get through, we’ll block them with pie filling.
Meanwhile, we’ll do some exploring. I’ll fly over to RtH island and make a detailed analysis of the landscape. Remember, just because it’s shaped like a Red-tailed Hawk doesn’t mean we’re welcome there. For all we know, it could be full of HPBs.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
*sails*
I have developed a phobia of HPBs resulting from my experience with a rabid one on the PPP thread.
(I think I’ll stay on board. No sense in putting myself in danger… right?)
l’ve stated my opinion elswhere. R-tH land should be changed to something more muserish.
l’m sailing on a small fleet of three ships: The Enimue, a vessel named in honor of C++Darkmage, may he rest in peace, that has an interesting crew. The crew is completely made up of “evil” species. They include:
Rumingo the aquatic prarie dog, one of the few of his kind who doesn’t eat boats. He swims along side our ship and helps during battle.
Noire the Black bunny was once the cruelest of his kind until he was defeated in battle and saw terrible things happening to his own kind. He broods and doesn’t talk much. He’s the ship’s harpooner.
Ringo is a faithful Bvorg. He serves as deckhand and captains bodyguard.
Lupor is a Knerewolf who has undergone rigourous training, and can now function in society. He is well spoken and serves as quartermaster.
Our LIL weapon’s master can’t talk, but we like to call him Johnny.
Percy is a PUR (pierating ugly rodent) who is shrewd and occasionly sarcastic, but loyal. He’s first mate.
Ron is Johnny’s pet skreeth.
Finnally, we have Charlie, a_. (These electric lizard thingies were in the mag. What were they called, again?)
The other 2 boats are an imperial boat manned by Brietta Devinisha and her casters, archers, and sailors, and The Silver Knife, a ninja junk given to our cause by Daitaro Ryonsuke.
Oh Dear. I haven’t been here in forever and I have missed the action.
Well, anyway, we are now sailing off in the Zommer Vacation with TMFA to who knows where.
Who’s who? maybe we should ask them for directions.
Do what, that jokes old. I have a better worse one!
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“Thats Right Kiwimuncher! We are going to Who Know where! Now I just need to fingure out were it is!”
253- Golat?
By the way, I like your non-discriminatory recruiting policy.
257- Yes, golat. And thank you.
256) OK! That sounds good!
So, here we are, off to Who Knows Where,
Through thick and thin we are traveling there
Though frustration makes us pull out our hair
we will find the Who who knows the Where.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Oh, dear. All the Seahawk business stalls when captain RtH leaves.
We’re still searching the caves to make sure we got rid of all the bunnies. So far, the worst opposition we’ve had is a dazed HPB half-heartedly trying to run away from us. But we’ve found a lot construction tools and weapons lying around. It looks like they were working on something in here.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Hmm.
260 – *gulp* What could that be?
PIRET SHIP LOGS are fleet(of one)is coming in to a island that we think is home of legendery evil pink bunys. arrr frends, but strang smoke (are weaknes) has ben sean above island so we can not come close. Hmmmm …. buny plot?
argg hou do I make piret log look iike log?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
263, 264- Badrang, I would suggest that you join somebody else’s crew. With all the ships going around already, it gets very confusing with all the different adventures going on at the same time.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
264- hopefully the Black-footed Ferret. We are heading with kiwimuncher, but she’s technically her own ship. and I haven’t seen Jadestone for months on this thread.
eny one who wants me Imfor sale *shrug* (I’m a nhyphoe some thing or other so pleas throw pies *brases self*)
267- Yes, join the Black-footed Ferret. They need more people.
I cost 3 pieoinnts evil hpb is seling me *sob snif*but you can give me the points *looks innocent* I can swab decks climb halberds or is that halyerds? Throe pies AND(is magic aloud? )do meny other usefull things *swager* so pleas oh good Black footed Ferret take me on board !(I mite sneak out if you cant aford) badrang
Who is Black-Footed Ferret anyway? Was s/he someone else before? I’ve never heard of them.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
270- Um, no. Actually, it’s the name of one of the ships.
271- I need 3 peipoints. and fast!
269- You’re second mate!
272- *gives piepoints
271 – I feel stupid… *facepalm*
Can I be something aboard the Seahawk? Where is Red-Tailed HAWK anyway?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
274- Captain Red-Tailed HAWK’s been telling us that he hasn’t had much Internet access lately. We can’t continue the mission without him, but I guess we can make a few minor events occur.
The nicegoodius are still wary, and they’ve been building up their defense. Meanwhile, we’ve been lounging around and waiting for our captain to return. In our spare time, we’ve checked the caves to see if they’ve found anything. Tools and strange machines have been found inside, but no bunnies.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
275 – The nicegoodius? Huh?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
276- We’ve been helping nicegoodius bunnies fight against the evil HPBs.
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Sorry about that, I didn’t want to have to leave you waiting all of this time…
Kokonilly, if you want to join you’re welcome to. The Seahawk seems to be just IBCF and me now, so there’s plenty of room! Welcome!
It is true, we have not seen a single hpb left in the caves alive. I have sent numerous forces with high-powered radar units to look for other caves that could be hiding hpbs, and none have been found. I think we may have finally finished off the evilus bunnies! This is quite exciting. Pies and sundaes to all, and IBCF and Kokonilly each get 100 piepoints! Remember to put them in your name…
As for RtH land: we are still exploring the possibilities here. there aren’t any hpbs on the continent, but there seem to be numerous species of birds all over. They don’t seem to be threatening in the least, and I was actually able to speak with one who seems to know our language. He told me RtH land has been a rich and beautiful continent for ages, and for some reason the evilus hpbs never came to bother them.
Then it hit me. I looked to the soil, which was an odd blue color. (I had it red on the map to make it stand out as one of the new lands, not to indicate soil color…) I thrust my wing into the soil, pulling up a glob of damp blue “earth.” I then was able to identify it as indigoius rust, something I had used in the potion which turned all hpbs into nicegoodius. What an astounding deterrent! It’s lucky too, it’s such a vast and beautiful place it would have been a shame to have it lost the the evilus…
Then it really hit me. It was like my entire past rushing in in one great moment! The Hawk I was talking to was my father, and my mother was very nearby. This land had always been RtH land, due to the numerous Hawks present, as well as the land’s shape. I was a Red-tailed Hawk who was named the same after my continent’s name. Then I was sent off early in my life to the great muse lands. I eventually started up Zemtee to fight in the pie wars, and built a ship called the Seahawk. I was so young when I was sent off to learn the ways of the the pie warriors and the museicans I barely remembered my past, and didn’t think of it much. But now it is all flooding back.
My parents say RtH land would be a great addition to Zemtee. I told them of our system of government and how we protect all good nations. They were very excited, and say RtH land shouldn’t be much trouble because of the soil, as I have mentioned.
So, all of this is quite amazing and shocking!
Captain HAWK ?=}
278- your a bird?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
279- Apparently, yes.
Well, it looks like all the evilus bunnies are gone. I am flying over to RtH land now. *climbs into airplane*
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Okay, RtH, since I’m here now, what can I do? Could I do something, like navigate or steer or something?
OK, we are once more sailing around, looking desperately for the “Who” who knows the “Where”. Actually, I am feeling quite hopeless. How can we possibly find someone when we have no idea who they are? *sigh* We spot an island in the distance and stop to get supplies. There, we see a small hut on the shore. An old woman sits on the porch, rocking in her rocking chair and slowly knitting.
“Hello!” I say cheerily.
The woman shows no response.
“Helloooooooo!” I say louder.
Still no response.
“Hello, we are travelers in the area, just stopping by for supplies. Where exactly are we?”
The woman doesn’t even blink.
“That’s a very nice sweater you’re knitting there.”
Nothing.
“It has an exquisite color and the texture looks amazingly soft.”
Zip
“Oh, sorry, I forgot, we are Musers of the Black-footed Ferret and Zommer Vacashun crews. It’s very nice to meet you.”
Nada
Oh well. We tried.
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Whatever you want! The only positions taken are the cook (Kagcomix) the air department (Me) and the captain (RtH).
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
IBCF is right. There used to be several other people on the Seahawk, but they all left before IBCF even came. We had a doctor, a first mate, a head of watch…
Any of those positions are very important, and should be filled. Kokonilly, the head of watch position is more important than it sounds, it actually involves overseeing all monitoring systems, including radar, visual monitoring, helping plan for maneuvers that are involving spying, etc. We badly need a doctor, and a first mate couldn’t hurt. So it’s your choice, we’d be happy to have you as any of those things.
IBCF- In my last post I gave you 100 piepoints in celebration, so you can add them to your name…
And Kagy, please come back, now there are two other people suffering with my cooking
I’m getting a little better, but your assistance would be much appreciated…
Captain HAWK ?=}
RtH, I think I shall become doctor/first mate. Thanks for welcoming me aboard!
Where should I move in?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
284- Thanks for the piepoints!
I’d say a doctor would be quite helpful. The Zemtee fighters are often complaining about getting headaches, many of the nicegoodius are injured from the war, and sailing in stormy weather makes the crew nauseous. But you don’t have to be the doctor if you don’t want to!
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
278- Can it please just be Hawk land?
We stayed at the island for the night, having an exquisite dinner. The next morning, as we were about to leave, we walked past the little hut on the shore. The woman was still sitting in the exact same place, working on, guess what, her knitting.
“Well, it was very nice to meet you.” I said.
No response.
“It was nice of you to let us use your island.”
Nothing.
“Well, I guess we’ll be going now.”
Still no response.
We were about to leave when Jadestone turned back toward the woman and said, “Hey, maybe you could help us. We’re looking for Who Knows Where.”
The whole party gasped as the old woman stood up. Her eyes glared and threw her knitting to the ground as hard as she could. The cloth crumpled in a heap on the shore. The woman turned and stomped of into the bushes, never to be seen again.
Wow. Did she really hate us that much? Well, we can’t just abandon that beautiful knitting…….
287- I think it would be best if the argument was taken to the Zemtee thread. We’re sailors, not politicians.
yae!!!!!!!!!!!!! first mate!!!!!!!!!!!! you give piepoints? *hanging upside down in chanes* *evilus buny wips with wet noodel*pwity- pweeeaaaaassss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
290- here.
289- Some, like you, are both.
Okay, thanks IBCF. I shall become doctor… where should I move in?
Don’t worry, RtH, the food is OK, but what I’m more worried about is a) who are we fighting in the first place? and b) are there really only four people aboard this ship?
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Welcome, Kokonilly! I’m very happy you have joined us as doctor. You will technically live on the Seahawk, but you aren’t stuck on the ship all of the time, often we are in a port somewhere and you can come off and live in even larger quarters. We were fighting the evilus hot pink bunnies, as they had been taking over the land from the nicegoodius hpbs.
Yup, four people. We had many more, but they almost all left. kagy’s the only one left from those days, and she isn’t here much…
Thus, you are especially important! We had a doctor, but I haven’t seen her on the blog in a long while. GAPAs, have you seen Gwen?
Captain HAWK ?=}
thanks hpb lets me go
We have Found It!
SHIP’S LOG OF THE SEAHAWK
Okay! Here I am, Hawk island!
Do you want me to fly around and survey the landscape?
IBCF, Head of the Seahawk air department
Ooh, Hawk Island! *wanders around and explores a little bit*
New thread?
Are the GAPAs too busy with all the Blog’s confusion and wierdness to make a new thread, or do we have to get 400 posts?
400 posts !!!!!!! (I just about poot my Email in the Name slot and my name in the Email slot) *blush*
[Sorry — we got distracted. You’re right: it’s high time we created Part 11. –Admin.]