If you don’t know what’s going on here, your only hope is to read Part the Fifth. Meanwhile, Red-tailed HAWK has drawn a new map of Muserland to keep us all on course:
Patience, Please
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Hm. I tried doing this at one point, but it fizzled. Maybe I’ll try once more. Probably not.
A new thread! How lovely!
Thanks for posting the map GAPAs!
Gwen! Please do come! Join ICE and I’ll help guide you along as best as I can!
Red-taild HAWK
All rihgt, all right. What is the deal with your lovely empire, Hawky me boy?
ah, yes five post in a day. reminds me of the start of this nation…
ah aguest 2006…
Hmm. I haven’t been on any COM therds. *lurks*
Can anyone hearZZZT mZZZT do not respZZZT being followZZZT Air has been sacked ZZZT am on the run to WatZZZT with rest of Air governmZZZT currently in the Mist ZZZTorder ZZZT AmmerikZZZT plans to attack ZZZT next, and then conquer the rest of MuserlZZZT possibly planning eventual takeovZZZT of MuseicZZZT and may be forming alliance with remnants of ZZZTZZZTlliance of Misery and SkylarZZZT fleet. Do not attemZZZT enter Air ZZZT Ammerikan is very dangerouZZZT weapons I’ve never ZZZT losing reception pleaZZZT send helZZZT to locatiZZZT coordinZZZT WATER 27 19 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT *click*
hmm. I heard that, but I don’t understnad it….
this is like part three…
I stood up and turned to the General, who hovered just behind my right shoulder like a mosquito. “Tell them to prepare the ships,” I said.
He opened his mouth to say something. I got there first.
“Not the Moondolphin; we shan’t be flying anywhere. But let’s take a ship with cannons, why don’t we?”
What I heard:
HZZZT I heard ZZZT but I donZZZT understZZZT it… ZZZT is like pZZZT thrZZZT…
My response:
Do not enZZZT Air. Captain AmmeZZZT has taken ZZZT over. Send hZZZT to coordinates WZZZT ZZZT ZZZT.
The coordinates are 27 19. Coral, have you packed my bags? Good. Are the ships ready? Three of them? Right. Ready, Coral? Let’s go.
I’m not sure how we go about this.
Scouting partZZZT from AmmZZZTkan followZZZT me ZZZT can’t stop ZZZT am making way tZZZT cross ElectriZZZT Water BordZZZT into PlasmZZZT will lose all contaZZZT due to increased radiaZZZTon in air ZZZT try to send message when ZZZT reach Shadow ZZZT do not try to find mZZZT concentrZZZT on musterZZZT for war against ZZZT goodbye comrZZZT
As I walked out the door and down towards the harbor, the radio on my belt crackled into life. I listened intently, then turned to Coral. “Never mind,” I said. She sighed with relief.
I found the general and told hm what I heard. “We’re not to follow this person after all. They’re going into Plasma and will lose contact when they do. They’ll try to send another message when they get to Shadow, and they said to muster for war.”
The General looked shocked. I nodded. “Yes, war. That means more cannons.”
Will broadcZZZT name of proviZZZT AmmeriZZZTn will attacZZZT first oveZZZT and ZZZTver in hopZZZT of gettinZZZT through ZZZT EZZZT ZZZTth ZZZT ZZZT EarZZZT ZZZT EartZZZT ZZZTh losing contacZZZT
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*click*
Wait, who’s attacking?
15- AmmeriZZZTn.
16- Also known as AmmerZZTkan.
If you recall, the pierate Capt. Ammerikan took over the flying capital city of Crraw, Crubyon, leaving Crrawian PM stranded in Navenk, and subsequently took over Angravis and Aeol City. Presumably the other major cities of Air (Condensirusana and Shlyrredge) were conquered as well, forcing me to run over the Water border and thence into Plasma.
ooh, Where does he live?
Transmitting this message from Shadow Spire. Only member of party to survive Dark Lightning Border. Ammerikan’s forces moving into Earth. Take immediate action.
20- eye, I sir!
I am asking to Prime musers to attack.
And I shall send aid to Muserland!
Prime Muser’s Journal. I am flying in the Soaring Sonnet* in the midst of a thousand Helichocter Raven R-5s, the pick of the Crrawian Air Force. We have planned to take up strategic positions along the Dust Border, at the south of Earth, and defend it from Ammerikan’s forces.
*The Crrawian equivalent of Air Force One.
In case you’re wondering how I got back from Navenk, I hired a Dornavenkian fur trader to bring me to Spareparts, then made a call to Lewis Carroll to send me the Soaring Sonnet.
The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee has declared it’s support of Muserland in their current efforts to stop the enemy.
Numerous forces have been sent to help.
We are building blast-proof walls to stop them from advancing…
Red-tailed HAWK
I am sorry I cannot send help, but all of my ships (save Moondolphin, which has been lost) are for water, not air or land, and therefore useless unless Water is invaded.
Wow, we have made great progress! With everyone’s (that is probably wrong as usual with me and apostrophes, but it looks okay…) efforts, we have fought them back to the far Eastern side of the grey part of the map! Our latest technology has come in handy…
Red-tailed HAWK
The Helichocters and Zemtee army have driven them back into the Unorganized Territory, formerly of TAM.
I’m not, however, sure that this is a great victory. Judging from Canix’s garbled message, Ammerikan has allies in the TAM Remnant. He may simply be going back to get reinforcements.
Oh no! Send re-enforcements! (phooey! how is that spelled! That happens all th time to me [forgetting how too speel thangs
])
He has regathered strength and armies! *sends in new wave of troops with pies in hands* We may be able to contain him by nightfall! Pie onward!
Force him to the coast! Reclaim the land from him that we just captured! PIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red-tailed HAWK
Emergency! We’re getting reports of an Ammerikanic invasion in the southeastern tip of Plasma!
29-AHHHHHHHH *pies frantically and randomly* SEND THE PIETANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORM A WALL! CALL IN NEW NATIONS TO HELP! *sends builders to contruct temporary wall to stop the invasion* This is looking bad. We have too long of a border to watch! Once we get him out of here we must keep a close eye on things to make sure we don’t have to deal with this again. Where did he come from again? I forget…
Red-tailed HAWK
30- The first we heard of him was in Navenk, when he hijacked Crubyon. Certain documents I unearthed seem to indicate that he is a renegade Dornavenkian admiral whose parents were killed in the Freebooter’s Rebellion.
Muserland? Should that be included in museworld’s master map? And is there a map of museica?
32-Is there a master map? I would be glad to make one…
Muserland is a little to the southwest of Museica. The north shore of the Old Zemtee Empire is on the same latitude as the border between Aeiou and the Burnt Crust Wasteland.
l’m making a master map. l’ll include this.
BTW, l’m not taking credit for this map. A lot of people worked on it.
Here is agagabagabag’s compiled map of Museworld:
For a larger version, look here.
Whoa! That is neat!
Red-tailed HAWK
WAAAHOOOO! lt came!
Woops, l only have south on the compass rose. oh well. You still can tell the other directions.
40-I thought that was neat!
The map clears a lot of things up. I will make a map showing the far reaches we have visited on ships sometime…
Red-tailed HAWK
Really sorry to tell you this, ag, especially after you worked so hard on it, but the map has several inconsistencies with what we have discovered.
However, your organizing it helps a lot. I’ll make an updated version.
like, no kontinent of kold. and Dor and Narark and the gluf of dor and the north. and muserland is not seperater. and muse acdemey is near iceland, in the real world. and there is a newer map of museica.
Actually, Ag did include the Kontinent of Kold (I commend him for that, since it was a pretty obscure reference) but did not put the polar cap around it. Other than that your appraisal seems accurate.
44- oh! I didn’t think that it was theare.
43-Muserland is seperate. Look at the map at the top of this page. It would have to be, it is different than Museica and the TAM used to own the land above Muserland. There may have to be some other continent invented for other nations that don’t fit in with what is there, though. And I don’t think agagabagabag’s map is of the entire world, just the main muserland part. There is quite a bit of ground to be discovered on the ships, of course.
This is a random invented world, so nothing has to exactly match anything. Shaky hands drawing lines with a mouse make maps that aren’t exactly alike, and it would be impossible to have a map that would exactly match every word written on Museland threads. Things are changed to match better, so you just have to get the general idea…
Red-tailed HAWK
46- look on the fifth theard! it said:
Let’s say there is a country in the middle of the Burnt Crust Wasteland (which is south of Museica and north of Muserland) that wants to conquer the Musiverse
see? same land!
l can’t actually put the two maps together, since their real shapes are rectangles. Cartography is harder than it looks.
48- You don’t have to. Just sketch the general shape (I know it won’t be exactly the same, but close enough) of all the continents and then fill them in with details.
But how would it connect to the circular museica (which isn’t geologically correct, mind you.)?
I have been feeling more and more lately that CERTAIN PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD who I shan’t name are trying to take control and say how everything is going to be. Please understand that there will of course be new people who want to help make decisions about how this place will look. It doesn’t make sense that there should be a continent massive enough to hold Museica and Muserland, I vote it stay as it is (with muserland being roughly as I have drawn it) and that things be a little more spread out. There are dozens of new lands and nations in Muse world, so the globe will have to be enlarged comparatively. I would be happy to draw a map, but I want everyone who wants to to have a say in this.
Red-tailed HAWK
50- The circular Museica was declared to be incorrect, as it was inconsistent with the first thread, and a new map merging them was voted to be the correct one by a general consensus.
As for your other point, I understand that other people want to help make decisions here, but please also consider that those of us who have been here from the very beginning might not like it if people say “OK, everything you’ve worked on is no longer true, here’s how it’s going to be from now on.” That happened in the second thread, and it was a bit confusing and not very pleasant.
Alright, just tell me what maps to use, and where l should make my own.
52- HAWK’s map of Muserland, my map of Museica on the fifth thread (sorry, I don’t have the specific links yet- let’s hope the Link Gnome drops by) and the map of the Kontinent of Kold, which I assume you already found. There is, however, a problem. Nobody has made maps of Dor, Navenk, or Iknurowlis yet. Shall I?
[The LG was
sleeping throughattending a gnome convention and apologizes for tardiness. Several maps appear at the top of the Chronicles Part the Fifth and one more at comment 284. There are also maps on Part the Third.]Yeah, or you could describe them.
Wait, fifth? Are you sure? What post?
55- My mistake! Third. Post 117. Basically illegible, but it shows the general outline and boundaries of the provinces fairly accurately.
Dor is a large continent where Antarctica is in the real world. A narrow isthmus connects Museica and Muserland to it. A bit to the west of Museica, a large peninsula juts up from Dor almost to the equator.
Navenk is a crescent-shaped continent whose “horns” point southward. It is far to the west of Museica, on the other side of the Filling Sea. The eastern horn almost touches the tip of Dor’s peninsula, forming a strait. In the curve of the crescent, which forms a huge gulf, there are several dozen large islands.
Iknurowlis is a large peninsula that juts out from the top of the crescent, directly above the western horn.
How’s that?
Ummm… Maybe you should make that.
Ah… And the map of museica, the one by c&q or Capricious?
56-I found that a few minutes ago, and came back to tell you. But you are correct…but how much land is there to the west? There are many ships on ships’ logs going in all different directions discovering new things, but that means there is another side of the globe, right? This is confusing…
Pie isle and The Flavor Continent are to the west, l think, but there’s space.
Okay, a list of what we need:
Museica
Burnt crust wasteland: What shape?
Muserland
The Flavor Continent (Flavoria, maybe?)
Pie isle and Bulwyia Seraqi (whatever)
The Kontinent of Kold and polar regions
The souther regions
Urg. l need PSP so l can get a bigger canvas.
Wot? The price! The price of PSP is massively ranged! This map may take a while, but have patience.
61-A list of what you need? We have maps for many of those things, don’t we? :confused:
Red-tailed HAWK
62-Do you want me to try to make it? But maybe you have specific plans…
l meant what we need in the master map.
64- I have it almost made. The problem is getting it to fit on the page.
D’oh. Maybe l could improve it once it’s done with my massive knowledge of graphics.
67- That would be quite appreciated.
l was bragging, but cool.
Maybe this will help. I’ve gathered all the relevant maps I could find and put them in one place. Some of the older ones I had to copy off the blog, because we had a different system for posting graphics then. We can store larger files this way, too, if your map doesn’t show up all that well at blogsize.
If I’ve missed any let me know.
I think falvor and pie are in the filling sea, whale the other’s are in the eastern seas.
70- pie isle and the falvor countineat.
BTW, PC, sorry about being grumpy, but I was grumpy in general at that time, as my name at that time might have shown. Sorry!
70-Great! I would like to draw new ICE and fire close-ups, but that shouldn’t affect the main map, because it’s too small to see if it’s the new or old version…
Red-tailed HAWK
This thread is dieing.
Somebody remember Museica!
greekgurl rushes to find Musica after IBCF’s latest post but tries to read past posts *Fizzle, snap* she just passed out
73- I’ll make a map as soon as I’m done with NaNo. That’ll revive it double-quick.
Ah, at the end of novenmber. Shall l remind you?
76- Please.
Okay.
Now, onto Museica business.
In my story of agagabagabag, the TAM has begun to attack Museica itself. ag must fight with zemtee to free Muserland and Museica.
Tiffanlanea: This will be tough, since they don’t pie things. Their guns shoot expensive uncapped pens.
Hotpink
Ooh, that was cut off.
Anyway, for hotpincbunniland, l suggest we develop an attitude adjuster formula. The formula will be loaded into darts and fired at bad HPBs. l suggested am HPB taming thred. If you approve of my idea, please second it on the suggestion box thred.
For pellikokona: This will be difficult. Pellikokona is ruled by an antimuse, with the power of a Muse. Muses are more powerful than the gods. Other than that, the land is the biggest source of celestial pietanium. If we refuse to say something, we trigger one kind of weapon, and we trigger another if we do say it.
Just to remind you, November is almost over, PC.
80- Gotcha. I’ve got the world organized, I just need to make the actual map.
79- You’re narrating something that happened in the past, right? As backstory for your Pie War character?
81- Cool. See you after NaNo is over.
Correct. The pie war is part of my book.
Actually, what l mean is that the pie war itself is only a small part. The pie war is a backstory for my character, and it’s not the present. The book is past tense.
You’ve probably already given my country thing away, but if you haven’t I guess that someone could have it.
Okay, PC, NaNoWriMo will soon be over. It’s Museica time.
86- he finsish as you typed that! wow, you have an advanced imagimation!
87- Sadly, I didn’t get to use that in my NaNo. Maybe next year.
I’ll get to work on the map pronto.
88- Great. “See” you tomorrow.
88- it is still fun to say.
PC seems to be already reminded, but l’ll remind him anyway.
*Reminds*
I finished the map and will send it in tomorrow. Off to bed.
Hello? PC? Got that map?
I got homework, give me a break! Sending it in today!
were is the map?
I will still make new ICE and fire maps, really, I will. I just want to make them great, and rushing them to just have content would not accomplish that…
ICE announces its support of the Seahawk in its current mission, and several side ships are along for the mission. They left ICE port yesterday.
Red-tailed HAWK
I don’t know. Gmail was acting up. It should work now…
Gmail’s still acting up. I’ll try again.
RTH, l have you as the zemtean emperor in my book, but you’re the leader of ice. ???
Agagabagabag-I am indeed the emperor of Zemtee (and you would still be army commander *hopes*?) but apart from that I became prime muser of ICE. (we are desperate for ICE people–would you be interested in a protection council position, or any position?) I also had (and have) a ship called the Seahawk. When the TAM started invading, and the thread was empty and only a few of the PMs were here, I thought I might as well unite Zemtee and the Seahawk fleet to protect ICE and muserland from the attacks. As you can see by the map at the top of this page, Zemtee wanted to protect the continent, as its empire was on it at the very top tip. So then we captured all of the land on the continent for the protection of muserland.
There are many psitions available, let me emphasize that. Not to get free advertizing or anything
Red-tailed HAWK
Stupid G-mail isn’t working. Sorry. I’ll try again later.
were is the MAP, PC?
I told you! Gmail isn’t working!
103- down for three days? Google needs to get it’s act together.
(103) Maybe there’s a conflict with your browser or the ISP. Back when I was using Yahoo and AOL, I’d run into problems just about every time the latter added updates.
Maybe it’ll work now. Dad did something arcane with the IP addresses.
106- Is it working?
NO! STUPID GMAIL!
And it was a good map, too.
Sorry I’ve been absent. What’s going on?
109- Not much. PC is trying to send another map of Museica, but it dosen’t seem to be working. I guess we’ll just have to make do without it.
110- Ah.
I’ll try again. Perhaps the arcane powers of the IP address take time to work. *fears things that he does not understand*
It worked!
But it’s too big to fit legibly in a post. Perhaps Lady Bunniful could put it in Photobucket and put a link here.
Wait, what’s up with G-mail?
113- Finally!
114- It’s acting up. It wouldn’t let me send any attachments for about a week. Bad gmail.
116- Bad gmail. You deserve a spike pie. *pies*
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A spiked pie with Bunnius Evilus stuck on the crust to GMAIL.
Well, it worked now. It’s only a matter of time before the GAPAs post the map.
Now, back to business. The pierate Ammerikan holds the southwestern tip of Plasma and is steadily flying the aerial city of Crubyon, which has been converted into a massive dreadnought war machine, toward its capital, Zapp. Zemteean and Crrawian troops are preparing to engage it on the Statick Plains, but hold out little hope. I am currently holed up in Shadow, paying extravagant fees from Air’s war chest to various unsavory characters in hopes of putting together a small army of mercenaries. As soon as I have assembled five hundred or more, we will march to join the Zemtee-Craww alliance.
Since I joined Zemtee in the Classic Pie War, can I be a Zemtee trooper?
119- Why not? Go ahead.
We reached the front line on the Statick Plains without incident, although the Dark Lightning Border posed a small problem.
119-Certainly! We need more people. Zemtee when involved with Muserland issues does not attempt to push its views, as that wouldn’t be fair, but it is technically the same country, so you are welcome.
******¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ZEMTEE LEADER HAWK AND THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!****
GREAT NUMBERS OF FORCES HAVE BEEN GIVEN OVER TO THE CAUSE OF PROTECTING MUSERLAND FROM AMMERIKAN.
Division #739 has been deployed across all borders of coast and along the plasma/shadow border, and numerous heavy invading tanks with large pie cannons mounted atop have been sent into Shadow. Several warships from the Seahawk fleet have been sent to help gaurd the coast and, many more have completely shut off the entrance to ICE port. The Seahawk herself shall return as soon as possible to engage in battle directly along th Shadow coast, using new cannons to fire many miles inland.
Constant contact is being maintained with all other forces involved, and the new Zemtee Air Forces are starting to help as well.
HAWK the Very Busy and Excited about all of this activity!!!!!
I can’t wait to see the map!
122- I included Muserland, Pie Isle, Museica, Kold, the Flavor Continent, Dor, Navenk and Iknurowlis, all roughly in the correct positions.
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I will lead a group of Zemtee bombers in the air force. Spike pies shall rain from the skies! 
121- Cool!
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Sorry folks! I am truly a bit confuzled, I have gone all around telling you that I am helping regain shadow when plama is really under attack
I get those confused, they are both dark and near the south end. Plus, since Ammerikan has the south end, I got double confused and thought it was shadow becuase of the very prominent south end 
Well, whatever I said we would do, including with the Seahawk, we will do properly! 
I can’t post on ship’s logs now but sorry for the confusion there 
All right! We have an Air Forces Comander!!! Welcome, IBCF!!!
Red-tailed HAWK the excited and CONFUSED HELPPPMEAHHHHHHHH LOL
Prarilius Canix’s long-awaited map:
Click on the image to see a larger version.
ARGH! My post got eaten. And my internet just disappeared.
Water has been incapacitated this past month, but Blue Beads will offer an army and ships to fight Ammerikan. Oh wait. You don’t need ships do you? Well, she will offer an army. The Statick Plains, you say? *gets out maps* *gets chief advisers* *makes plan* *gather army* *sails* *walks*
Ah, the Statick Plains! The crackly air, the electrified shrubbery. Nothing like it!
126- Hmm. It’s more legible than I thought. Good thing I used a big font.
Thanks, O Female Ruler Who Is Replete With Rabbits.
As I and my crew of Shadow mercenaries made our way through the crowd, I caught sight of a large column of soldiers, impeccably clad in white-and-silver light pietanium armor and blue tunics bearing the wave-and-pie insignia of Water, Muserland. At its head was my old friend Blue Beads. I hailed her with the help of two sturdy Shadowites, who kindly allowed me to stand on their shoulders and wave energetically.
PC: My mercenaries will form up into 2 groups of 250, equip themselves with the latest in blackberry pie weaponry, and move out to the left and right of Ammerikan in an attempt to outflank his ground troops.
SO: Each of the groups will have air support from 50 Helichocter Raven R-5s. The remaining 900 Ravens will be divided thus: 400 will fly out and attack Crubyon, 400 will remain behind and fly low in defensive formation in front of the Zemtee/Water ground troops, and 100 will be held in reserve on the ground as a last resort.
PC: We need to get into Crubyon somehow, though.
SO: I’ll take my elite paratroopers, along with you, up in the Soaring Sonnet and drop you into Crubyon. It pains me to have to destroy Crraw’s greatest city. Do what you must, but capture it intact if you can.
PC: I will do my utmost.
SO: Let’s see how Hawk and Beads are organizing their armies, eh?
PC: Sure. Maybe IBCF will be willing to help your air strike.
The water troops are a bit lost without their ships, but luckily I only gathered the ones who could definitely fight on land. We’ll circle around and attack from all sides. We brought quite a few cannons, plus the Moondolphin. I’ll be on the ground, but my commander will be on the ‘Dolphin.
And I assume that the main Zemtee force will hold the front line, as it is in the greatest quantity.
I see the enemy approaching in the distance. Shall we engage them?
132- Certainly. There won’t be a better time (for me) until Thursday. So let us begin.
Attack!
The Soaring Sonnet lifted off smoothly, charging the distant aerial city in the midst of a swarm of R-5s. I strapped on my parachute.
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I will send the airforce to bomb anything you’d like.
135- Try to take out Crubyon’s central towers- that’s probably where Ammerikan will be.
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136- Crubyon’s central towers are protected by a battery of anti-air guns. Somebody will have to disable them before we can bomb the towers.
137- The Crraw paratroopers can take care of that. We’ll be jumping soon. Over and out.
We jumped out and hurtled down towards the towers of fudgium, now sadly scarred and graffitied by Ammerikan’s crew. My parachute opened with a heart-stopping jerk, and I pulled out several SLURP-PTOOEY bombs.
Although the acronym is secret, many suspect that SLURP-PTOOEYs were just named for the sound they make, and not even the inventor knows what it’s supposed to stand for. All I cared about, though, was if they worked.
A pie whizzed past my parachute. Two pierates, standing on a nearby turret, trying to knock me out of the air.
I tossed a SLURP-PTOOEY at them. It landed on the floor of the turret, its thin plastic shell cracking open. The vacuum function activated.
SLURP!
Mortar, buckles on the pierates’ belts, even their ammunition- every small, light object was sucked into the space inside or around the bomb. There was a quiet whirr as the nozzles reversed.
PTOOEY!
A blast of whitish dust and hurtling, unidentifiable items blasted the pierates off the turret. The enormous fudgium blocks, deprived of mortar, crumbled outward, smashing the pie cannons on the parapets below.
I looked down towards the street. Forty more feet to fall…
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Thousands of feet above, I flew with the Zemtee bomber squadron around Crubyon waiting for the signal to attack. Suddenly, the sky exploded with pie goo and a bomber flying next to me went down in flames. I peered down and saw that the AA guns were firing straight at us. I ordered the squadron to take evasive action and hoped PC would finish soon.
By great good luck, a gust of wind blew me down directly on top of one of the four main antiaircraft pie launchers. More specifically, on top of its operator. I kicked him out and pointed the launcher directly downward. Tearing a strip of cloth from my shirt, I tied the firing pedal in place. Dull booms sounded as heavy blackberry missiles blasted out of the barrel and smashed through the wooden platform. I cut loose the parachute, flung it over the head of the staggering pierate, and jumped the final ten feet to street level before the heap of pie shells exploded, blowing out the sides of the platform. Three to go.
The stream of pies flying at us suddenly thinned. I looked back and saw that one of the AA guns was in a smoldering ruin. “Thanks, PC,” I spoke out loud. My copilot turned and asked if I had said something.
What are Navenk and Doravenk like? l’ve never heard of them.
Navenk is a flat, freezing wasteland of tundra and steppe. Dornavenk has a Mediterranean climate, and is ruled by the advanced Dornavenkian Empire. There are two Muserly colonies there- Hydropastrica and Zwyx.
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144- Thank you for the geography lesson. Back to the war.
Although one of the AA guns was gone, the stream of pies was still thick. 7 out of the 40 Zemtee bombers had already been destroyed. I ordered the squadron to fly under the city. No matter how long their range was, the AA pie launchers couldn’t reach us there.
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144-What is happening in the Burnt Crust Wasteland now?
IBCF is doing a great job with the new Zemtee Air Forces. I have a report on the dramatically expanded Air Forces.
We have begun speeding up the building of the jets. I have 60 new bombers immediately available to you, IBCF, if you need more…Replacement pie bombs if you should run out…
Zemtee Land Forces are stationed all along the Fire, Air, and Water borders. Nothing has made it past the line, and troops are added every day along vulnerable sections…
The Seahawk is firing pie cannons into plasma. If you have something within five miles of the sea coast, we can hit it for you…
Red-tailed HAWK
The paratroopers captured one AA gun, and the Zemtee bombers disabled another before flying beneath the city. Only one remained, and that was soon blown up by the captured gun. I gave IBCF the all clear, then took cover.
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I flew up above the towers and released all of my spike pie bombs. My wingmates did the same.
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The result was devastating. Crubyon’s central towers exploded with pie goo and collapsed. No one inside them survived. The Zemtee bomber pilots cheered.
My hiding place behind a shattered concrete wall shook with a massive concussion. Shards of fudgium rained all around. The control room was utterly destroyed, and without its guiding hand, Crubyon was at the mercy of the winds. It listed to one side and slowly began to drift northward.
Ahoy Crubyon! Drop anchors, we don’t want you drifting off into the Burnt Crust Wasteland!
By the way, I had an idea recently.
I am the only Prime Muser of Museica left. Many of the Muserland leaders have deserted this thread also. However, there are many newbies here who would probably love to have a position in the Musiversal government, but were unable to because everything was taken when they came. The way to solve this problem?
A second election!
I will be running for Crrawian Prime Muser again, but PC has told me that if anyone else wants to have governance over Air, he will step down.
Well, how about it?
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150- I would like to have a governmental position in Museica, but I have no intention of causing someone else to step down. Are there any other positions left?
151- Tons! If you want something in Muserland, Blue Beads and RTH are still here, so Ice and Water are not available, but Fire, Plasma, Shadow and Earth… none of their rulers have showed up on this thread, as far as I know. And then there’s Museica. Here are the open provinces and the responsibilities of their Prime Musers.
Mimi- diplomacy, law enforcement, peace corps
Urania- astronomy, space program
Pwt- Zoology, livestock
Aeiou- computers
Bo- miscellaneous stuff
Feather- agriculture, botany
Chad- machinery
Crraw is responsible for literature and education, but that isn’t open- I’m Prime Muser at present.
Fire, Earth, Plasma, Shadow, Mimi, Urania, Pwt, Aeiou, Bo, Feather, Chad- Eleven open positions. Take your pick!
That’s weird. My comment is no longer awaiting moderation, but the number at the top of the page still says 151 Comments.
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152- I shall become the prime minister of Urania. But my loyalties are still to Zemtee, and if the country is ever in trouble, I will be the first to help.
Excellent. Glad to hear it.
We have secured Crubyon, and the Water/Shadow/Zemtee troops have driven the disorganized remnants of Ammerikan’s army up against the Electric Fire border. They’re already discussing terms of surrender.
Does this mean I can be the Feather PM? If so, I’ll take it! And yes, I will step down as chief justice if I get Feather PM!
this is the one I HAD IN THE SECOND THEARD INTIIL OTZI TOLD PENGUINI IT WAS OPEN. but I Was a newbie, so I understand.
156- So far as I know, you can.
We now have three active Prime Musers. Anyone else want a position?
OTZI come her and apologize.
158- C’mon, it was ages ago.
PC-Can I be Chad Prime Muser?
Zemtee is currently fighting the last of Ammerikan’s army, and is nearly finished. The government thanks all those who helped in the fighting, as many other resources were involved in winning.
Back in Zemtee, a burning smell, as if a pie was left in the oven for too long, blew across the border. Aha! It’s coming from the burnt crust wasteland. But why so strong now? GASP!!!!!! *nearly faints as he looks through telescope* An AMERRIKAN ARMY APPROACHES!!!!!!!!! They are only five miles away! GATHER THE ARMIES! IBCF-Bring a heavy bombing squadron in to get them before they get to the border!!!!!! Everyone-gather your defenses! Head to the Zemtee/burnt crust border! PREPARE!!!!!! He will try to take all of Muserland this time!!
Red-tailed HAWK
160- Sure!
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160- What? Another pierate army? I will send all avaliable bombers to the Zemtee Burnt-Crust border.
*brings a large vemite pie to drop on the army*
just tell me when.
161-Great! I have lots of parts to build defensive machinery now, if anyone needs any!
163-vemite? Anyway, whenever you can, go ahead and drop it at the most southern point where Zemtee meets the Burnt Crust area. The largest part of amerrikan’s army is right there, at least 80%. IBCF-If you have some bombers, that would be a great place to go too, as there aren’t any heavy guns that could down any plane over 1,000 feet. They seem to have slipped up by putting all of those guns at the northern end, figuring (wrongly) that more troops at the southern end made up for no guns.
We have them now!
They have crossed the border at that southern end, but not very far, and I think we can stop them fairly quickly if the piebombs work…
Red-tailed HAWK
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164- I am heading there with the bomber squadron now.
Crubyon’s capture exhausted a lot of his forces. Unless I’ve gravely miscalculated, this army is his last-ditch effort to take over Muserland.
164- it should be vegemite.
*drops on army, killing/flattening half of it.
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*releases spike pie bombs on army*
Wow! Spike and vegemite pies did it! Great work, IBCF and TMFA!
I have to run, but I’ll be back!
Red-tailed HAWK
168- don’t be long!
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170-I’m back!
OKay, so Amerrikan is completely defeated now, hopefully. Whew!
The Seahawk has sailed into ICE Port. Restocking may take a few days, hopefully there has been no serious damage during the battle.
CHAD is open to trading. We are looking for citizens, of course, as well as some things from muse countries:
Fire gems from Fire (500?)
Pressurized canisters of oxygen from Air (1,000,000???)
1,000 gallon barrels of plasma from Plasma (10,000?)
Pies from Kokopelli (the country) (1,000,000???)
I guess that’s it for now…we have a lot of stuff to trade, so just ask for what you want and we’ll probably have it!
Red-tailed HAWK
I am currently in my role as President Supreme of Air. Trading can easily be arranged with Chad.
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We are building a new city called Calliope on the eastern shore of Urania. Calliope will contain a large seaport for trade and exploration in the eastern sea.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
I am a citzen of fire, so here are your fire gems, and I need one (1) build-a-computer gift card for $400.
build-a-computer is like theat build-a-bear thing in malls, only you get a computer.
174-*hands gift card* It is actually worth $425 as that will allow you to put drawing programs on the computer
That’s just an extra thank you for trading with us!!
I overestimated, we actually can do with 5,000 pressurized canisters of air. That from Air, 10,000 100-gallon barrels of plasma from plasma, and 1,000,000 pies from kokopelli should be right, so what would be a good exchange for those goods?
Red-tailed HAWK
175- What have you got?
176-Well, to start, the gift cards, but there are other main things too:
10 lb bars of solid Chadminium (VERY valuable, guard it like gold)
Already built computers
Master program for organizing your various operational systems
Basically any spare part you can think of
Of the above, I might estimate you could trade 5,000 pressurized canisters of Air for….say 2 of the Chadminium bars, 500 computers, 1 master system, or 5 tons of various spare parts you request. Oh, and another valuable thing I could trade for the Air is a piepoint©.
Just let me know which of those things you want, or if you want something but I didn’t think to list it, and I’ll send off the shipment…
Red-tailed HAWK
thanks, Rt-H!
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Urania trades:
-telescopes
-satellites
-rockets
-maps of the galaxy
-space ships
-uranium
I would like some Chadminium. What can I trade for it?
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
I will give you 100 pounds of antigravite for 10 pounds of chadminium (a fair trade, I think, since antigravite is 10 times more common than chadminium), in addition to the canisters of Air for one master system.
180-Wow! Thank you! Have ten computers for the antigravite!
178-You’re welcome!
179-Space ships sound good. What are they like? Are there different types and sizes to choose? Also, how much Chadminium would you like? Once I know those things I will try to work out a fair trade, and will send it for your approval.
Red-tailed HAWK
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The cost depends on what kind it is: A fast, armored, large, and heavily armed space ship costs much more then a slow, fragile, small, and lightly armed one. I’d say the best space ships we have would be worth .5 chaminium bars. I’ll trade you four of our most expensive space ships for two chaminium bars. Does that sound good to you?
181- All of our space ships are shielded, sleek, and contain necessary life support systems, including Xboxes.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
182-Wow! The expensive ones sound great! As do the less expensive ones, but they might not be what I need.
That sounds like a fair trade. Here are the Chadminium bars *hands over* and a build-a-computer gift card (I have to give an extra thank you pretty much every time, that’s just how I am
)
Red-tailed HAWK
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*takes chadium* *sends four very expensive space ships* As a bonus, I’ll give you 20 cans of uranium, which is what the space ships are powered by. *sends uranium*
183- Thank you!
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
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I was just wondering–have we defeated the TAM yet? If so, who owns the land right now?
IBCF, Prime Minister of blah blah blah blah etc. etc…
185- It’s an unorganized territory. We may allocate some of it to Museica and some to Muserland.
186- I thought it was zeemtes?
187-Well, it is.
PC put some more wasteland along muserland in the latest map. I don’t know where it came from, as Zemtee captured all of the TAM wasteland we knew about.
But anyway. The map at the top of this page shows lime green, red, and grey as the complete area of Zemtee. It gets confusing, as Zemtee is allied with Muserland and Museica, so it’s not dangerous to muse areas (but we do read Muse in Zemtee
) but that land is actually part of Zemtee.
Oh dear, that is too confusing.
Red-tailed HAWK
188- it’s just wasteland. no TAM, no museica, no muserland, no zemtee.
I believe I, in my persona as Canix*, will run for Governing Muser of Hydropastrica.
*The ex-admiral of the Museican fleet, not the President Supreme of Air.
Arg! l wrote a very long post about agagabagabag’s life in relation to our cause, but l lost it! Wait for me for a second…
Dang, l’m out of time to post. Adieu.
Okay. I hope you don’t find this to be self centered, but here goes:
In the old times, two families ruled Museworld: the Wrets and the Kuarvus, and there was peace. The people in these families each possessed one of these four powers: the gift of tongues, stoneseeking (the ability to alter stone and metal from the interior), the ability to reshape light down to the smallest of photons, and the ability to summon one’s inner daemon. One day, at the temple of Urania, a prophecy was heard:
“A child shall be born between the Kuarvus and the Wrets that shall bear a Yin and Yang on its stomach and posses all four of his ancestors mystic powers. It shall be the savior of Museworld in its darkest hour!â€
Many years later, in the lands of the empire of Zemtee, an unholy alliance was started.
Tiffany and Laney were sisters from the Kuarvu family, and they resented the world and its cultures from the day they were born. In their early teens they traveled throughout the world, gaining followers, who became gossip mongering zombies. The made weapons that were more deadly than pies, a thing that was unheard of.
Roséata was a Baron of HPBs until he was overthrown by Nicegoodus, but in him was an evil that had never been surpassed. He was quite popular with the Evilus breed, which helped him attack all Nicegoodus and force them into submission.
Pellikoko was an Antimuse, the bane of the Muses. She was so evil that she killed her fellow Antimuses in battle to gain their strength and ability. Unlike Kokopelli, she pies because she knows nothing but cruelty, and so do her followers.
Together these four joined together to form the Triple Alliance of Misery, bent on ruling the world!
Naturally, they thought the prophecy to be a threat to them, so they captured all of the Wrets and Kuarvus. However, those endowed with stoneseeking easily opened their cages and the families began to flee. Unfortunately, their escape was discovered, and most were killed. Those who remained fled north to Boshire.
Years later, king Roséata led an attack on Boshire, and all of the Wrets and Kuarvus fled, except for Peregrine Wret and Anastasia Kuarvu. Their baby was born that night in a dank inn room in Factoidia, just as the city gates gave way. They named him Trevor, and he bore a Yin and Yang on his stomach. In despair, his mother cast him out to sea in a pie tin, sending him heading west towards Pie Isle.
He was raised by an Olive Origami Bunny, or OOB, until he was seven years old. Then, during the great OOB rebellion, the bird natives discovered her and tore her to bits. They made Trevor a slave and gave him the name agagabagabag xarcu zepata, our captive human slave.
But one day, explorers came to the island that looked just like him! And strangely, he understood their language without ever hearing it before. With the aid of these strangers, he and Rrawk, his only friend escaped. Two months later, they reached the land of Feather.
In feather, agagabagabag met up with his family learned his true name. His relatives noticed his birthmark, but Pellikoko had put a curse forbidding them from telling him. When he learned of the developments down in Zemtee, he felt that he needed to help.
In Zemtee and Muserland, he met a lot of friends:
C++Darkmage: A mysterious pie wizard and programmer. agagabagabag’s best friend.
Gimanator: A wily and clever Pierate who likes to keep to himself.
Frigidsymphony: The Viking lord of the seas, almost unbeatable in battle, and a wondrous musician.
Kagcomix: A cartoonist from Zemtee turned warrior.
Red-tailed Hawk: The emperor of Zemtee, and the kindest man I know.
Beavo Stockerspie: A loyal companion with a good sense of humor.
IBCF: A hardy and cheerful young Zemtee commander.
Rosie: A compassionate Nicegoodus HPB.
Okay guys, it’s the present. The aforementioned band of friends and Rrawk and I have devised a concoction capable of turning an evil HPB good and loaded into darts. We have stormed Roséata’s castle, and tried to attack the king himself, but his great amount of evil renders him immune. He throws us in his dungeon, but I discover my stoneseeking power and unlock all of the chains. We’ve reclaimed our weapons and made our escape. What now my fellows?
By the way, you’ve probably noticed that many of the friends aren’t on this thread. If they want to join they can, or we can play their roles.
agagabagabag’s Future:
After freeing up some Zemtean land and helping to save Muserland, agagabagabag is summoned to Vanilla, where his half-brother Wert is held captive. During his stay, he gets swept up in a local pie war, and finds that Gim is crazy, C++Darkmage has lost his memory, and that they’re both fighting against him. In the end, agagabagabag kills Gim, who regains his sanity just before death and reckognizes his birthmark. He tells him of the prophecy, and then dies. C++Darkmage has witnessed this, and regains his memory.
The two return to Zemtee, and find that the entire continent is in Chaos. The TAM didn’t conquer the flavor continent because they wanted to wait until war had weakened it. In the mean time, they had conquered every other territory, country, and colony on the planet except for Chaddica, because of its northern location. agagabagabag and C++Darkmage meet up with Beavo, and together they rally Chaddican army against the TAM in three battles.
1. The Battle for Inventor City:
The Chaddicans are found to be under trained but well equipped with the best weaponry in Museworld. With a little motivation, Beavo leads them into battle. Unfortunately, they are massively outnumbered by the zombie hordes of Tiffany and Laney. This is when l discover my light shifting power, and creat the image of a massive pie. The zombies start to flee, but C++DM hits Tiffany and Laney with his most powerful spell, and knocked them off of Transistor Point, into the Filling Sea. The zombies regain their memories, apologize, and join our ranks.
2. The battle for Spare Part City
Spare Part City is occupied by HPB Evilus, who are harnessing the power of HPB Dragons. In the middle of battle, Beavo gets an idea and runs off. Later, a bomber jet soars above us and drops a bomb filled with the formula that turns evil HPBs good. The entire army is turned good, including Roséata.
3. The Battle for the Temple of Chad
Lastly, the forces of Pellikoko have taken over Chad’s temple and have converted it to a temple to her. I discover my power to turn into my Daemon, who is a gigantic Tiger named Eurasta. The apposing army is terrified, but Pellikoko attacks me. At first I quail at the thought of having to fight her, but the Muses themselves fight alongside me. You see, Pellikoko has the power of all nine Muses, so only a small amount of force would be needed to tip the balance either way. Pellikoko is destroyed.
It took a massive amount of energy to turn into Eurasta, and I am presumed dead. The president of Chaddica was going to call me Trevor the Great, but seeing as I’m not at the ceremony, she gives that title to Beavo instead. I run in later, and she names me Trevor the Decent.
For the rest of my life, my friends and I travel the world, stamping out evil.
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Um, looking back, I forgot to write anything about Amerikka. Maybe… I’m still in Museica or Pie Isle? Anyway, I hope you find this useful.
Cool! I’m a hardy and cheerful young Zemtee commander!
Wow, Tiffany and Laney! It’s like homecoming week around here.
Wow. That’s a good story.
Thanks. lt took a while to write.
Now, l have a suggestion. l will make the final version of the map of Museworld. PC did a good job, but he didn’t label his map very thoroughly. l’ll label it, and add maps of the other four realms:
The realm of Muses, The realm of gods, The Realm of Mortals, (or Museworld) the Realm of Ghosts, and the Realm of Antimuses.
The Realm of Muses is a realm of inspiration not known to man. The Muses are the highest forms of life, and dedicate their existence to the inspiration of the mortals. It’s important to realize that the Muses didn’t creat Museworld. You see, Larry Gonick created them on earth to help its inhabitants survive. When Earth’s civilization destroyed itself, the Muses felt awful, and searched for another planet. Once they found Museworld, they vowed never to let it fail, and brought an era of prosperity to it.
The Gods of Museworld are merely highly evolved forms of life, and did not create Museworld. Despite this, they are vain and pompous, but sometimes do good things for the earth. Despite their power, they were incapable of ruling Museworld alone, and accepted the rule of the Muses. The gods are ruled by Thor in the north, Zeus in the West, Marduk in the south, The Dragon in the East, and Bagwald in the Center.
Life on the plane of mortals started very much like life on Earth. In fact, the conditions on the two planets were very much the same.
The realm of Ghosts contains a branch of the gods who resented the Muses. They created their own realm beneath the Earth, and followed the Antimuses until their defeat.
The Antimuses were a discarded set of ideas that grew until their power reached that of the Muses. One of them, Pellikoko killed her fellows to gain their power, but she was killed by the Muses (with a little help from yours truly!)
Anyhoo, l shal get cartography-ing now.
Oh, BTW, the map is rather tall. Rebbecca, l suggest that you don’t even bother with posting it, just post a link to a photobucket page.
And, uh, does anyone know what the large body of water between Uraniaca and Pwter is?
It’s done! Sending it now…
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In case anybody’s interested, me and RtH have recently been sailing in the eastern sea, and we have discovered an island that is shaped like Iknurowlis, except only half as long. It is dominated by evilus and nicegoodius HPBs. If you like HPB quests, you could join in and help us out.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
Good idea.
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201- Oh, I didn’t say where it was taking place, did I. It’s on the Ships’ Logs thread. Here’s a link.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1131
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
Check your email, oh GAPAs!
(204) Already did, agagabagabag. We’ll get it posted sometime today but can’t do so right now.
We have Gods?!?!?!
I need to stop doing this. I make a post in a word document to submit later, and I forget! OK, below I have reworked it so it makes sense…
IBCF, Prime Muser/Minister of Urania-Thanks for the Uranium!! The ships seem to use a can of Uranium up in about one light year. Does this sound right, or am I doing something wrong? It is certainly acceptable mileage, but I wondered if it is usual.
Also, eventually I would like to trade something for more uranium to power the ships when they run out. Would one piepoint per can be good, or more?
Alsoalso-putting that announcement was a good idea! I will head over there myself, but others are welcome!
agagabagabag-WOW! That’s a lot of information! And I’m the nicest man you know! Thank you! I have a question, after skimming your posts the best I could: In the future, you say you will rally the Chaddian army against the TAM. I’m Prime Muser of Chaddica/CHAD/Chad land/I don’t know what to call it exactly, so do we want to just have the Chad army win or get other Zemtee etc armies involved? I am feeling a bit confused as you know a lot more of Muse history and all of the other places and “people†etc. There’s a lot more going on than one can even imagine!
Wait. Something just popped into my head. Is Chaddica different than Chad in Museica? I will study maps to figure more out, as stuff like that is beyond my current comprehension. This is a BIG place!!!
again
OK, I think that’s it for this post!
Red-tailed HAWK
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1 piepoint should be worth 1 can of uranium. And a single uranium canister will bring you 1 light-year. Quite easy with all the 1’s, isn’t it?
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
208-That is easy! How many canisters can you trade right now? I have pretty much as many piepoints as there are canisters of uranium in the world right now, probably, so however much you are willing to send to CHAD, we are willing to send you the same number of piepoints.
OK, I will go to ship’s logs now, I was eating dinner…
Sir Red-tailed HAWK of Supreme Sincerity
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209- How about 40 uranium canisters for 40 piepoints?
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
agagabagabag, the attachment didn’t come through; you’ll have to send it again.
206- Yes, but they like to hide. It makes them feel powerful (which they aren’t)
207- Chaddica is the Museican country for Chad. You’re pretty powerful, if you rule two places! Anyway, Museworld is a planet with a history like any other.
211-D’oh!
210-Great! *changes name back to fit piepoints number* *changes piepoint number* Thank you!
That was a good way to get a lot of piepoints moving! Anyone else want to trade for piepoints?
Red-tailed HAWK
It is resent.
Re-sent, not resent. Sry.
Check yo’ e-mail!
*Fixes name* I have 16 spdzk points, not ten! *
at self*
215-Yeah, I just noticed that
Red-tailed HAWK
Have you gotten agagabagabag’s map yet?
Here it is, “The Realms of Muse”:
Click on the image for a larger version.
Amazing!
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218- Wow! I didn’t even know there were gods. Or ghosts. Or antimuses.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
if crraw is the muse of bad poetry, does that make krekk the antimuse of good poetry?
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221- I guess so.
Crrawton? Can we change the name of Crraw to something a bit more like a province and less like a town?
Other than that, I really like it! The only Museican God I’ve had experience with is The Grand Chartreuse Pie Poongah-Woongah-Xxaxx, who would probably fall into the category of Northern Gods, because his followers live on a city in the Polar Sea on the back of a whale. Don’t ask.
218-Wow.
That is a lot. Just “darkness” in Muserland is really Shadow, and a couple of the Zemtee categories are missing. We can really change the “first captured and second captured” parts to just the Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee, as it doesn’t matter so much the order they were captured in now…
Red-tailed HAWK
I think I may be posting my memoirs in installments. The first will come today or possibly tomorrow. The next will appear approximately whenever I feel like it.
And Ag, sorry about stealing your idea of writing a biography of your Museworld persona.
I was born on the sixth of March, 1985, in the small hamlet of Corv. My hometown was unusually disconnected from the outside world, being bordered on one side by the Applepie Mountains and the other by the Chocsyrup Swamp, but it was far from impoverished. The Swamp’s choklit was astonishingly thick and rich, and is even now accounted by master theobromologists to produce the fifth highest quality fudge in the known universe.
My father, Marcus Canix, was a choklit sifter, one of the group who ventured deep into the swamp, braving such dangers as marshmallow anglerfish and melt-pits to retrieve the decadent syrup. He was by no means incompetent, but he could hardly compete with legendary men and women like Lars Chadsman and Umbra Sprig. His wife Julia was already working in the Corv choklit refinery to support their large family, and a few months before I was born, my eldest brother Flavian joined one of the trading caravans that ferried goods back and forth across the Applepie Mountains, between the areas that would later become the Museican provinces of Urania and Chad.
I, in fact, was once shipwrecked in the eastern sea. I lived on island full of cannibalistic seagulls. However, They were no danger to me, as I am not a seagull. I dined with them, and I greatly appreciated their appreciation of fine cooking. Their appreciation of my appreciation led to an appreciative uprising among the seagulls. They did not appreciate my creating such a disturbance, although I appreciated their company. They inappreciatively threw me into the appreciative water, and I was eventually swept to shore (I appreciated that).
228- Who are you? I’ve never seen you before.
228-apprecia-appreciate???
Thanks, guys!
One of my strongest memories of my early life is running down the long, dusty street all the way to the mountain pass, and eagerly watching for Flavian’s caravan to arrive home. When he got back, he would always tell me stories about his adventures; tavern brawls in Ivars, narrow escapes on the shores of the Blueberry Sea, exotic discoveries in faraway New Goldentoad. I admired Flavian very much, right up until the day he died.
I was ten when we heard the news. The Second Pie War had always been something vaguely unsettling just over the horizon; most of the fighting had been going on in the western half of what would become the Museican continent, and it was rare that any troops would come farther east than the Crusty Plains. But reports were coming in of a JadeOp division marching southeast from the Pie Mines via the Molasses Desert, in an attempt to seize the prosperous coastal city-states of Crubyon and Lewis Carroll, and thus gain control of the Eastern Seas. As war came ever closer to home, it was suggested that the towns and cities nestled among the Applepie Mountains should form a coalition in order to better defend themselves. A meeting to discuss terms of the alliance was to be held in Alam Ode. The route to the city was dangerous, and the three elderly delegates from Corv required a protector and guide. Flavian Canix was chosen.
221- Yes. Until he was killed by Pellikoko, he would tell poetic tales of tantilizing beauty until his victims went mad.
Hmm. Maybe I should write an autobiography as well. Everyone else is.
But then again, since when have I done what everyone else is doing?
234- Think of it this way: Conformity on MuseBlog is considered ultimate nonconformity everywhere else.
235- But it is still conformity among my group.
I’d prefer nonconformity of nonconformity, and instead of making it conformity, it would be extra nonconformity.
237- Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
238- I would tell you, but I think my definition of nonconformity of noncomformity conforms with his definiton of nonconformity of nonconformity. I think he thinks that just makes it extra nonconformity instead of conformity.
*grows dizzy* *falls over*
So you’re saying than nonconformity in nonconformity is twice as nonconformist as nonconformity in conformity?
240- Oh, whoops. What I meant to say that I don’t think my definition of nonconformity of noncomformity conforms with gim’s definition of nonconformity of nonconformity. That must have gotten you confused!
*heeheeheehee*
241- Exactly! Wait–no. That’s what gim thinks. I think that noncomformity in noncomformity is just a jumble of noncomformity that puts everyone out of comformity. This discussion is now over.
243- If thats what the rest of the group thinks, I’ll keep talking about it!
PC- Are you factoring in your death in the pie war?
245- Actually, that’s a different Prarilius Canix. This autobiography is for my Ships’ Logs persona.
It’s the same world, PC. Maybe the pie war comes afterward.
247- Possibly, but I started it under the assumption that it was a different world. If I’d known it was to be part of the Musiverse, I would have created a different alter ego.
248- You could change the name of your pie war person.
I’m considering doing that. Pie War Alice ≠Me.
I think I’ll change my Pie War persona to POSOC.
Note that on this thread I will be TMFA.
I needed a map of flavors, and here it is!
Made by yours truly.
Wow, this thread has slowed down a bit.
I will be making a map soon. And yes, I know, I don’t have a lot of time here now, but I will try. Also, I have promised many maps, etc., probably on this thread before, and never made them. I am sorry for that, I’m not trying to get away without making them, I have just forgotten. So I will eventually try to make these things that I have promised. If you know of one I am forgetting, please tell me!
Red-tailed HAWK
254- Map of what?
In his life, agagabagabag wrote:
The Life of agagabagabag
The Complete Pie Islander/English Dictionary
A history of Pie Isle
The Realms of Muse
The History of Museworld
Raftsailing techniques
How to efficiently use a Longsword
HPB Nicegoodus Serum, Multiplane Potion, And other Useful Fluids
Man of Might: Avinash Singhs Biography
All things Towel
how much more do you have to write in your book? I want to read it to see if my pie war concerns are legit.
Ah… those are books that the not-real agagabagabag has written. l’m not reffering to myself when l speak in the 3rd person. l haven’t started my book, but a brief summary is on post 193.
258- HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE?
Dude, l don’t understand. l’ve made it clear that it’s to be a NaNoWriMo novel, and until then, l’m planning. The longest thing l’ve ever written is 40 pages, so l need some time before l write 50,000. It also seems that you think that the current pie war will be in my book. Here’s the timeline of how it will go.
agagabagabag is raised on pie isle.
He escapes pie isle.
He meets family in Feather and Boshire.
He fights wars in Muserland.
He fights a war in the flavor continent.
He returns to Fight TAM in Chaddica, and wins.
The end.
The rest happens afterwards.
260- I need to know about it since you keep changing thing to shut your self in the pie war.
260- oh, and early, you said that it was your winter project.
and The longest thing I had ever written before NaNo was 12 Pages, with a lot of breaks.
261- Grammar breach. Try again.
262- Winter Project> When did l say that? And with your 12 pages, how long did it take? My 40 have taken about a year.
263- 3 months. 12*4=48. so it’s even.
and I need to know about it since you keep changing thing to sute your self in the pie war.
Grammar breach again, but l kinda understand you. And no, l base myself around my autobiography. To be fair, l can’t say that something contradicts something that’s only in my head, and l don’t.
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Attention, all Zemteeans!
If you haven’t noticed yet, we now have our own thread, so any business that is specifically about Zemtee should take place there. That’s all I wanted to say, so goodbye for now.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
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Great Commander IBCF is correct! I would also like to point out that now that Zemtee is a good nation, helping others, you may be interested in joining us in one of the positions I have created on the Zemtee thread. We would be happy to have you!
Red-tailed HAWK
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and that there is pleaty of land, for Towns and cities!
TMFA, Chief of towns and cities for Zemtee.
A map of the known Muse World by RtH.
Wow again! Thank you again! *Hands pie and bows to GAPA*
PC, I used your pwning map and just added the two things, as you had a great map to start…
Red-tailed HAWK
what’s Red-Tailed HAWK land?
Where’s the burnt crust wasteland?
272- Zemtee Land.
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269- Actually, that map does have a few inaccuracies. Just imagine that the original Burnt Crust Wasteland is there, except it belongs to Zemtee, and that HPB and Red-tailed Hawk land are furthur out in the eastern sea. And is Hawk land really that huge?
Sorry for being so critical. I just imagined it a little differently… But otherwise, it’s a great map!
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
Red-tailed HAWK Land was just discovered on the Ship’s Logs thread. The Burnt Crust Wasteland has been the property of Zemtee for a long time, PC simply forgot to note that on the map…
Red-tailed HAWK
Yes, but it was connecting Museica and Muserland. Why did it dissapear?
3 things:
RtH land? Can that at least be smaller?
HPBland should be smaller to. Otherwise, PC would have noticed it.
And see 272.
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277- RtH land should be a bit smaller, but HPB land is probably the right size. I think that they should both be much further east from Museica, which would explain why PC never noticed them. And the Burnt Crust wasteland–just imagine it’s still there, but part of Zemtee. Eh, this is pretty much a copy of what I said in post #274.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
I have returned, momentarily!
A few things:
RtH Land and HPB land are Much farther east, but what is the point of a map that shows empty water between? Just imagine it.
I purposefully removed the burnt crust connection, as it didn’t look natural, and they really are separate things. PC invented that connection, as the maps before that show Museica and Muserland separate. These maps are constantly changing, as Robert said one time.
RtH Land looks big near smaller lands, but it is in the middle of the Eastern Sea, as said above. It doesn’t look so big out there, and there should be some big continents.
So what seems like inaccuracies are really changes that have reason. There should be questions, but I hope you understand me as I give you what I believe are good answers.
Now I do have to go. Bye!
Red-tailed HAWK
279- The point was that it’s kinda selfish. You already rule over 2 or 3 countries. There should be something there, just something different.
It might look good if Zemtee was put next to museica and Chad was were aeiou is.
280- please do not say what is selfish. we do not want a pie war.
I think it has always been understood that the continents are farther apart, that they are just condensed to fit nicely. We are just trying to get a general idea here.
And yes, I am certainly not someone anyone should be calling selfish. First, I have done nothing but good work with Zemtee for everyone, fighting ammerikan, the TAM, investing in other great causes…the list goes on. Second, RtH Land is a part of Zemtee, not “another” country I “control.” It is part of Zemtee, and as everyone knows, Zemtee is a free nation, were everyone has their say. Third, Agagabagabag, you are a Zemtee Commander, and so, because of what I have just said, you should certainly not have a problem here. Fourth, this all is faintly looking like flaming, and I’m sure the GAPAs can agree we want to avoid that.
So you see, it really isn’t “selfish” of me. I just invented another country, as so many of you have before. It’s really not something new, all I have done is made it in the shape of a Red-tailed Hawk. Which isn’t any stranger than a “Flavor continent” or a country made of books.
Thank you for your understanding.
Red-tailed HAWK
283- in fact, it’s a little less strange then a country made of books.
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283- Sorry if I sounded like flaming. I was just a bit stunned by the size of the island.
We need a bigger globe of Muse World.
IBCF, Prime Minister of Urania and Commander of the Zemtee air forces
285- well, if you look at it like a Earth map of the same size, your right.
Great Commander IBCF-Nobody really sounded like flaming yet, but I wanted to make sure it didn’t go that far. Things usually calm down, like now, I was just making sure…As for the size, it is a bit big, but I think there should be some big continents…I think the main reason people are startled is it was just discovered. And I will work on a new globe, with lots of extra room. There should be huge areas where people can continue to find new lands…that’s what’s great about a virtual land, you never run out of new things to discover
Red-tailed HAWK
287- l think it should be the size of Pie isle. lt should be there, though. lt’s fine to make another country, but one named after yourself?
28- it’s named after it’s shape!
Great Commander Agagabagabag-Pie Isle? That’s too small. I think it’s fine the size it is, for reasons I have gone through. I was considering having lands named after all of the Zemtee people, but now I see that won’t “fly”!
Red-tailed HAWK
289-Of course, you are right. Once we discover a land shaped like an agagabagabag we will have one named agagabagabag land.
Red-tailed HAWK
290- really? I thought pie isle is about the size of iceland?
TMFA-Well, in the map Pie Isle isn’t as big as the beak of RtH Land. But besides, I thought we had understood that it looks big because it is really way too close to the other lands, because of the size of the map. I’m making a new map, so it will be better then…
Red-tailed HAWK
291- Sarcasm?
Great Commander Agagabagabag-
Sarcasm in that I’m not sure what an agagabagabag looks like, but I will invent a country for you if you wish. Head to the Zemtee thread when you have a chance, there’s a good deal of activity and I don’t want you to miss out.
Also, I’m surprised at how fast I can type agagabagabag out now
it has a real flow when you get used to it…
Red-tailed HAWK
To keep the “daily thread roll” that RtH was hoping for on the suggestion box, I suggest a new Chronicles of Museica thread.
Yes please!
Let’s wait for a few more posts…at least to 300. Maybe we could have the new thread tomorrow, to keep what is nearly a complete thread roll…
Ack, I still have to work on the map
Red-tailed HAWK
Hi, can I move in somewhere?
(that was semi-random)
299-Move to ICE! We need citizens badly. Welcome! *Hands pies and sundaes*
Now, let’s have a new thread! 300 posts!
Red-tailed HAWK
Why the heck is Zemtee suddenly so huge and Muserland so tiny? And in fact, I didn’t invent the Burnt Crust Wasteland. It was around since the Rebuilding Civilization thread. Remove the connection between Muserland and Museica if you must, and create as many new lands as you like (this is a random invented world, as you pointed out), but at least leave established lands intact.
As for HPB land and RTH land- They seem a little big, but on my circumnavigation of the world I took a somewhat northerly route, and it seems conceivable that I passed them without sighting them.
Oh, and thank you very much for the compliment on my map, and for leaving Dornavenk, Iknurowlis and Navenk unchanged. I think I ought to develop those three lands in more detail.
PC-I basically pushed the burnt crust wasteland into the new Zemtee shape. The land still exists, but is a different shape and is now under Zemtee.
Please don’t get me wrong, Zemtee is by no means a bad empire, we are trying our best to do as much good as possible. And yes, I didn’t touch any of the other lands. I did make Muserland a bit too small, but I had to redraw the whole thing really to make the new shape. When I make the new map (I am right now…) I’ll make it bigger…
Actually, if people are willing, I think we should wait to make the new thread till I have the map ready. I’ll hurry up with that…
Red-tailed HAWK
301-hey, I got back just in time. Good to have you back POSOC. Well, I’m posting here because of POSOC’s post. I have not much time. I’ve missed two days, but I can get back on track tomorrow, so…
302- Oh, OK. I suppose Museica’s extraterrestrial and Dornavenkian possessions put its total square acreage on a par with Zemtee, so I can’t complain about the latter becoming a monolithic world power.
Oh, okay, thanks, HAWK. I owe you one.
As long as we are talking about governments and such, I want to know the answer to this question:
Is Museica one country, or is it more of a rough alliance?
I always thought it was one country, but on the neophyte thread Rt-H said:
“One of these lands is called Museica, and it is divided into countries named after the muses.”
This (nine countries) goes more in line with Agagabagabag’s outline, but the other (one country) is older.
So which is it?
306- It’s on a par with the American Colonies; they started out as independent* nations, but later united into a single one.
*Yes, I know they were ruled by Great Britain, I meant independent from each other. I’m not stupid.
So… what exactly IS Museica anyway?
Ignore that last post… I did something weird and accidentally sent it.
307- thanks POSOC. also, did you get your name by taking all the initials of the old ones?
(Prallius, Oob, Sir Ozlips, Canix)
Or is that just a odd thing?
309- You’re perceptive. I did indeed do that. My full name is Prarilius Oob Sir Ozlips Canix (or Prarilius Öob Åžir Îzlips Ĉanix, if you want to get technical).
(310) Of course we do. This is MuseBlog. We ♥ technical.
308- Museica–the first country made in Muse orld.
l believe that Museica is a continent. lt’s that size.
313- but it’s a country as well.
313, etc. Like Australia. A continent, also a country.
But Museica is divided into parts named after the Muses. What are those? States?
316-Or territories, I guess. They are all basically united to preserve that country as a complete group. That’s how I see it, anyway…
Red-tailed HAWK
316- Provinces. Like Canada.
I just had a thought, RtH. See what you think. I’ve been reading back through the discussion of the map as well as some early Museican history. I noted that while many other geographical entities bear the names of MuseBloggers, in whole or in part, no other continents do. Perhaps it might be wise to continue with that policy to avoid disputes or bad feelings that may arise over future territorial discoveries.
As a compromise, may I suggest you name the hawk-shaped continent “Tierra del Halcón” or some variation thereof to make it less identified with yourself.
319- Good idea.
all in favor say w00t!
w00t!
320- w00t!
OK, update:
I, as PC, am now well into my first term as Governing Muser of Hydropastrica. We are on very good terms with the Dornavenkians, who have opened many of their ports to trade with us. Zwyx is the seventh largest producer of figs and fig pies in the known universe, and Qurtv’s Isle has grown extremely wealthy due to its advantageous position in the Sweetwater Strait. Abced has been incorporated into the Commonwealth, Hydropastrica District, and J’klomn has petitioned for annexation. Research has been conducted into the mysterious aquatic HPBs and their society, in hopes of establishing more cordial relations with them. Full report later.
263- here is the post, sorry it’s so late.
As many of you know, l planned to write my NaNo on the life of agagabagabag. However, l decided that it would be best if l just left it as a regular work. The point is that since it’s set in the Musiverse, everyone else is a muser. Some Musers l would like to put in are:
The people of zemtee, battling the TAM:
Me
C++DM
Gim
Beavo
RtH
Kagy
My rescuers from pie isle:
Lady cinnamoon
TNO
TMFA
New pie war people:
Gwendolyn
Jadestone
PC
Alice
Glassboro
Obscure refrences:
Oxlin Widdershins
Midnight fiddler
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Why didn’t you put me on the new pie war list?
324- Now you’re acting like me on the Jadestone and Glassboro thred. l will not answer to such pettiness.
325- I’ll be fine with you if you put me on the new pie war list, or if you at least tell me why you didn’t put me on it.
I really will be.
What? Jeez, l plan for you to be in the story. l just forgot to write down your name. Chill out.
A neophyte by the name of Badrang has expressed desire to become Vice Prime Muser of Air. What is the procedure for selecting VPMs?
328- nobody’s really wanted to do it until now… we are not prepared.
329- I chekz da Constitooshun.
Constitution of the Republic of Museica. Article 1, Sect. 3. The House of Vice Prime Musers shall be composed of Musers who desire to help the Great Land of Museica. They shall be elected until someone else wants to serve in their position, or until they assume the Prime Muser position. If this occurs, there will be an election to decide who the Vice Prime Muser is. They can resign if they so choose.
The Vice Prime Musers will be as follows: The Aeiouian Vice Prime Muser, The Mimian Vice Prime Muser, The Chadian Vice Prime Muser, The Crrawian Vice Prime Muser, The Kokopellian Vice Prime Muser, The Uranian Vice Prime Muser, The Vice Boian Prime Muser, The Featherian Vice Prime Muser and The Pwtian Vice Prime Muser. They shall be chosen by their respective Prime Musers from a selection of volunteers. When a Prime Muser leaves office, the Vice Prime Muser leaves as well. The former Vice Prime Muser may still run for an office, though. No person shall be a Vice Prime Muser who shall not have been on Museblog for a minimum of two weeks and read a minimum of one thread on the founding of Museica.
The task of the Vise Prime Muser is to help and fill in for their respective Prime Muser when necessary. They shall also vote on Amendments to this Constitution.
So. Badrang, in 2 weeks you can assume office, as long as you read one of the earlier Chronicles of Museica threads.
What is going on here?
331- but, does air have the same rules?
332- We are currently debating over whether or not to appoint a Vice Prime Muser.
Muserland seems to be a slightly less cohesive confederation than Museica. It doesn’t have a constitution yet. We should write one.
334- I’ve thought that is was more just a region.
Ok….Off to read chronicles of museica that will presumably take two weeks we’ll see…. exactly what are vice prime muser of air’s duties? And if that title is refuted is their another post I could occupy? sorry about misspelling of name POSOC I have been studying air (rituals, summoning elementals, spells, moodrus, attitude towards life, symbols, sylphs, gods of air prers to air etc) so when I came upon Air I wanted to be there In the highest position of course. But the highest position is taken so…. also where is the constitution I’d like to read that to. Thanks for considering me posoc? POSOC? Posoc? Sir? My lord? Muser of air? What?!
Guys, Let’s just make the constitution of museica the constitution of the museworld.
337- Muserland certainly, but Zemtee has a very different system of governance- it’s a constitutional monarchy, if RtH’s title is anything to go by.
338- it’s more of a cheifdom.
339- Don’t you mean empire?
336- Your duties are to serve in the stead of the Air Prime Muser when I am not present on this thread.
339- no, he trys to make it less empirical.
And what is moodrus?
342- Moodrus? Say what?
341- In what way?
343- Badrang mentioned it.
PC, Zemtee is nicer than a lot of nations that aren’t called empires. And I’m not referring to any of the Muse places, please don’t read me wrong…
I am emperor, but whenever I just decide something (which doesn’t happen much) it is something that can only be helpful and nice. Example: Accepting somebody into an open chief position. Usually people say yeah that’s fine, and I come and say sure, and that’s that. I’m not sure how it could be any better actually, we all think in similar ways and feel the same way about many things, and we all have our say. It’s really a good system… By the way, want to join Zemtee? Then I can really show you the system!
Red-tailed HAWK
344- Yes, join Zemtee!
345- RtH, could you please visit the Ships’ Logs thread? Thanks!
345- I don’t think so. I’m already overstretched with my political positions in four countries. I might relinquish my office in Air to badrang, though.
Agagabagabag- A question. How am I described in the biography of Agagabagabag?
Another question- Am I in the biography of Agagabagabag? Because I would like to be.
348- You’re a hardened Vanillan General who agagabagabag (no caps, Pie Islandish has none!) respects deeply.
349- Of course.
350- Sweet.
Next time Badrang visits this thread, I will give en my position as Prime Muser of Air.
so….POSOC is going away and I as VPM am taking his plase? I dont think my two weeks are up yet and i’m just on my 3d thred so…. A moodru by the way is a hand positon of power I know that its mis spelld thoe mabe mudru?(thums up is a moodru)
353- I am not going away from the blog, I’m just getting a little overstretched what with my other political positions, plus the demands of the real world. So I figured that you’d handle the job zealously and well
Commander agagabagabag has expressed some concern that I control too much and can kick anybody I want to out. I want people to understand this isn’t so…
The reason I am so involved in the adventures is I enjoy it, and want to lend my experience, time, and effort, which I’m sure you can agree is needed. I am “Emperor” of Zemtee, but what I do is make sure Zemtee stays in one piece and maintains its good and helpful relations with the other nations of the world. I am not grabbing power, I am helping the world remain happy and safe.
Red-tailed HAWK
*Sir badrang has donned on the mantel of the muser of air and is wandering around all lost looking for stuff* thank you posok I will serve air well and perform your duties and settle all disputes (is their any one living in air?)you may trust your humble servant me *strut*
356- Its population is about three million. 2,999,998 of them are imaginary. The others are you and me.
357- so what is the pop. of museica?
358- I don’t know.
I’ll say 314,159,265.
Get it?
3+1=4
+4=8
+1=9
+5=14
+9=23
+2=25
+6=31
+5=36
3+6=number of Muses=number of provinces- Yes, I do indeed get it.
361- thats, um, more complex then I was thinking. it’s pi.
361/2-HAH! LOL you all are too funny. I mean, what are the odds of PC’s equation happening to work?! That’s funny!
Red-tailed HAWK
363- Yeah! I mean, pi’s an odd number!
NEW THEARD TIME!
360, 361- *hysterical laughter*
360,361,362- *see IBCF’s post* Ah, POSOC, you’ve over-analyzed it.
I love you guys.
As you can see, I haven’t been terribly active on this thread. Actually I probably never will be.
*leaves*
can we have a new thread? this is longer then any one before.
366- well, That’s what muser’s do! over analyze.
Why don’t we shoot for 400? I’ll do my best to get the map done by then. If you have something you want to say while I’m making it please do now!
Red-tailed HAWK
366- Oh yes. I constantly over analyze.
360, 361, 362 – *laughs hysterically* What are the odds?
I will be back… eventually… *vanishes*
(368) Ain’t it fun?
Rebecca (372): *reads post* *faints*
(373) *gets out the smelling salts*
You wouldn’t believe how much thought I put into that post.
374- Did you over analyze it, maybe?
(375) I’m still trying to decide.
369- you better hurry up!
Dear Posoc is their a detailed map of air, or may I as VPM try to institute a mapping survey of air. I also would like to institute a new schooling system (the imaginary kids wont mind) I also plan to bild a large air force.( how much “money” do we have?) and I would like to create a new money system for air (can I have Aeiou on it?) and(this is the last thing I promise) create a school of mages in air PS do I need to ask or can I just do it… and listen to his Highness Posoc scream when he comes back ….
it went strong to far!!!!! GGGGGGGAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAA we need you !! PS pleas dont moderate this one striktley for you (dont want to dubel post)
378- I’m not sure what POSOC will say. Here’s what I say:
1)=Map= link in 70.
2)= school= The schooling in museworld is streamlined. this is to prevent problems in lapses of knolage.
3)=Air force= Air’s air force is large. Also, You may not add to it with out premisstion from the UMP.
4)= How much money= As much as you need.
5)= New Money= All of museworld uses the Same currancy. it has aeiou on the &50.
6)= Mage school= Yes.
1) Look in comment 70.
2) Perhaps you could institute some reforms.
3) We do have a substantial air force.
4) As much as you need, as TMFA said.
5) TMFA is correct again.
6) I am most enthusiastic about this idea. May I suggest a potential headmaster/principal? His name is Eekeeknurknur (pronounced squeak, squeak, grunt, grunt), and he is an expert in shamanic magics and natural forces. His appearance is a little unorthodox (he’s a five-foot bipedal mole with ram’s horns) but he is most knowledgeable and his character is excellent.
I found map of air but is there any way to make it bigger? sir Eekeeknurknur has Bean notified of the possibility of headmaster of the mage school. I have also found four possible teachers ,Tiegra siver tongue silies ? Chen swaw tsung and Mahindey de luna. Tiegra being part cat and silies being a master of the dark arts and chen being “master of dragons” if any other canidets are found thay would be gratefully excepted. if I can ever get a readable map a location shal be selected and architects are working on the desine. (so far it looks like a circular hie ceilinged building in the center with smaler(cozey) bildings on the perimeters.their is apparently a large outside court yard made of light pink marbel alsoe …. acording to one plan.
I am gathering together all known information about Hydropastrica. Here are the descriptions of the islands claimed so far:
Abced Isle is an oblong island in the northern Gulf. It is covered with majestic, foggy redwood forests. Loose circles of standing stones are built on almost every hill, mysterious runes inscribed into the hard granite.
Figh Island is in the central Gulf, and it has a rather Mediterranean climate. It is covered with fig trees, ample material for pies. It is roughly circular, with a smooth coastline.
Zwyx Isle has very hardy soil and the eastern half is covered with kiwi trees. Unfortunately, the kiwis attract many mean-spirited, large and poisonous frogs, but the western half of the island is relatively hospitable. It is home to the colony of New Broom-Cupboard.
J’klomn Isle is a very hot, tropical place with many semiprecious gems in the depths of its rainforests. It lies a few miles off the coast of Dor.
Qurtv’s Island is a narrow ring of land surrounding an enormous freshwater lake. The lake is home to the small yet thriving floating city of Canopolis. A complex system of locks allows ships to come through a short canal into the lake without letting salt water in and disrupting the ecosystem.
Hydropastrica is self-governing but is part of the Museican Commonwealth. It has two treaties with nearby civilizations: The Empire of Dornavenk and the aquatic HPBs.
383- well well, I was just setting off on a trip there……
Let’s Build Disneyland Museica!
385- *cranberry tranquilizer pie*
The proposition of agagabagabag:
I, explorer/cartographer of Museworld, shall help in the construction of a sattelite and promise to limit the size of my discoveries. When the planetary map is full, I shall continue to explore, but in space.
agagabagabag x. zepata, chief army commander of Zemteeand class A protecter.
Anyone else wanna sign?
See Zemtee thread.
Okay, also, we have a lot of uncharted territory. Anything discovered should be made into maps and posted, where I or anyone else can compeile them.
387- Interesting. How much of the globe, approximately, have we charted so far?
Well, look at R-TH’s map, and scale down the two continents he added. That will give you an idea.
About R-TH land:
I just dislike it because it’s gigantic, and because it’s obviously made after R-TH only. At first i made agagabagabag island, but then I saw that that was stupid, even though it was meant as sarcasm. The other continents are places that musers worked together to make. Any personal islands should be very small, even with the map type. I personally (please, please PLEASE don’t get offended) think that that cop out is, well,
[profanity snip].
Ep! AGAGABAGABAG, For Breaking the most importent rule in The Museworld (There shall be no snipage due to profanity), I here By Demand Demotion to Class B for a month.
388- I’m guesing maybe 1/8th? I really don’t want this to happen.
389, 390- Ulp! This could get ugly…
*tip toes away from thread*
Please, We Need a new thread.
So you do.
Can we have one…?