Saturday, 4 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
A pleasant place, where people while away their time with sports, exploration, and the making and eating of pies. (And yes, it really is spelled “pieceful.”)
Continued from Part Six.
Date: October 6, 2007
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
Yay! Thank you GAPA!
Ok, here’s the story:
PPP was created over a year ago by shadowkat, who wanted to escape from Earth and go live on a nice, pieceful (/peaceful) pie planet. At first there was a lot of action, and within no time 20 countries had been pwned. since then a lot of the old pwners have disappeared, and those few among us who have remained loyal to PPP are deperately trying to keep it alive. It’s really a lot of fun, and anyone is welcome.
Originally there was a limit of only 20 countries to prevent overcrowding, but seeing as so many people have left, I think we can lift that. Anyone, whether old pwners or newcomers to Pie, is welsome to pwn a country. just tell us what it’s named and write some stuff about it. exports are particularl useful, as there is generally quite a bit of trade between countries.
Please, people. let’s get PPP going again!
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Oob hath returned, and he hath resolved to speak not but in Elizabethan and third person.
What hath transpired in Oob’s absence?
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2-Well, I don’t really remember how long you were gone, but try reading part 6. Not that much has been happening, mostly we’re just struggling to keep it alive again….which is why we need you and everyone else to stay.
I’ll be holding a party for any Piites, old or new, who wish to attend. It’s in the capital of Duckland, and begins now through Friday, October 12th. Food will be provided, including duckweed gelato, duckweed cake, and duckweed pie. It’s all delicious, really! Who’s coming?
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3- I’ll come!
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3- I’ll attend.
Sorry I’ve been away so long. I was working on a top-secret confidential mission on Raspecan. Nice planet, except for the crougers. Don’t ask me about the crougers.
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5-What are the crougers?
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6-Nice. 
3-I’ll be attending, and I’ll also be bring some lovely Dark Chocolate Fudge Cake!!!
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6- see part 3 or 4 of ships log.
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Oob, as you may have noticed, hath ceased to speak in third person and Elizabethan, due to its impracticality.
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7-Great, thanks!
9- have you?
I repeat, would anyone else like to join? Please, Pie is getting rather underpopulated.
Also, let’s start a new soccopelli game!
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10- I’ve never played soccopelli…what is it?
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I keep saying I’m gonna play soccopelli, but I never do 
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Since I’m back, the Chococarrots can play again.
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YES!
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yeah, soccopelli is fun, but someone said it was hard to post during a soccopelli game. I want to make sure everyone knows that it is like a football gme on earth, it’s happening, but if you’re not interested just post about something else. soccopelli is supposed to be kind of a backround event.
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11-Soccopelli is the sport of Pie. I don’t have time to search back to the rules, but theyre somewhere on a previous thread.
Maybe now we could try it in teams of 3 instead of 2? Alice, you’re welcome to join our team if Elizabeth agrees! It’s called either the Quacking Cows or the mooing ducks, I can’t remember which 
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16- Alright! Sounds fun. If Elizabeth consents, I will join! But first I have to find the rules.
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Well, that was hard to find. First post on the last thread.
Emmatheduck and Elizabeth’s team is the Mooing Ducks, Koko du Pelle’s is the Quacking Cows.
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I would like to pwn a country. I will be posting more details later, cause I’m only on the computer to print some stuff, and blogging while waiting.
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18-Mooing Ducks, then. We were first, Koko du Pelle copied our name.
19-Okay, welcome to Pie!
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*pokes thread*
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Yes?
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Join me in a game of soccopelli?
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23- sure!
xxx The Man For Aeiou passes ball to oobxxx
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We need an opponent, though.
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If emmatheduck or Elizabeth would come, and if I’m on their team, I’d be happy to play.
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how do you keep all your egos strait?
comment 24 is warm-up.
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27- Easy. I’m on the Pieceful Pie Planet, Sir Ozlips is in Museica, and Prarilius Canix is everywhere else.
Warm-up? OK.
xxxfakes to the left and passes back to tmfaxxx
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xxxpasses back to oobxxx
I like the fact you name is so short here!
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I’m playing! And Alice or whatever your name is, you can join our team. I’m sure Elizabeth won’t mind, and she doesn’t seem to be around much anyway….
we need shaowkat though, she’s the ref….
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Most excellent. xxxshootsxxx
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Can I play again? I know, I know, I’ll ACTUALLY try this time.
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32-If you join Oob and TMFA (they’d hve to agree to that of course) then we’d have 2 teams of 3….
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30- Okay, thanks.
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33- no no no, I’m here!!! I know, I’ve been gone for way too long! I’ve been snowed under in school and farm work… I had another calf born the other day, I named him Lucas.
ok, yes, I’m ready to play soccopelli, I like the 3 person team. I just wanted to make sure everyone knows all the rules… it’s pretty much covered on posts 1, 8, and 12 of the previous thread
ok, I’ll be back to post more later
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30-Can I pass my reffing duties on to someone else? If you guys start a game, I won’t be on enough to really do a good job, because I’ve been so busy, lately (classes/uber-ammounts of hw at OCC). Sincerest apologies, but that’s the case.
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32- sure, Beveo, you can be on the choco carrots.
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Will anyone else be a ref?
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I very well hope so…any volunteers?
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I would, but I’m playing.
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I could be ref, but I’m pretty busy too. how about Oob is the ref if there is a problem and I’m not here, I’ll try to get on every 2 days.
so now we have 2 equal teams?
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sounds good! I’m willing to do it too, I jsut thought players werent supposed to be refs…
42nd post? maybe?
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how about Oob and I are both refs and players at the same time, but we can call bad plays on eachother and we have to agree on our calls
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Sounds good. Are the Mooing Ducks ready for a match?
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44-Indeed we are!
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xxxkicks off toward Mooing Ducksxxx
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Thanks, guys!
*pies in appreciation*
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47-*pies back*
xxxtakes the ball and starts kicking it towards the goalxxx
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xxxruns up to emmatheduckxxx
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Okay, who’s on the Choco Carrots?
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50- Me and the man for aeiou.
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xxxObb gets ball from emmatheduckxxx
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Argh! Just as the game starts, I go temporarily out of service. Well, not quite.
xxxTCTWBH runs up to Ooobxxx
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52-can you do that?
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hmm…
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I don’t really remember how we did it before, but I would think that you can only act as yourself.
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56- I’m inclined to agree.
xxxtries to steal ball from emmatheduckxxx
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xxxruns downfield past emmatheduckxxx
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xxxchases after Oobxxx
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xxxkeeps running downfieldxxx
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xxxcatches up with Oobxxx
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xxxshoots for the goalxxx
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xxxhopes oob scoresxxx
How do you score?
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When the refs agree. I’m one of them. The other is on the other team. This only works in our little Musiverse where almost everyone is honorable and isn’t obsessed with winning.
I think I scored, because Elizabeth hasn’t done anything but run up to me, and emmatheduck just caught up with me when I shot. But we need agreement from the other ref.
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I thought that you scored by one person shooting, and then either the same person or another from the same team posting again saying that it scored before someone from the opposite team can block it. So yes, I think you scored there.
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O.k. the score is 1-0, choco carots
xxx I kick off to the mooing ducksxxx
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xxxEmmatheduck takes the ball and starts running downfieldxxx
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Sorry for double post. I got my name wrong
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It could be worse, you know. At least the editors didn’t call you “Em Mathed Uck.”
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xxxruns after emmatheduckxxx
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69-True. Wow, I never realized my name had “math” in it before. Eek. Maybe I need to change my name to “emspellingeduck”
xxxruns further downfieldxxx
I seem to be a bit lacking in active teammates. I wonder where elizabeth is….
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xxxcomes up to intercept emspellingeduckxxx
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xxxtrails behind oob in hopes that he’ll pass the ballxxx
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xxxsteals ball and back-kicks it to beavoxxx
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I am getting disturbing news from my alter ego, Prarilius Canix. He has traveled one thousand years into the future of the Musiverse and found that the Fudge Swamp will spread across all the Tupisodaloric Groves and leaked into Feather. A war over fudge territory will erupt between them. The PPP will no longer be pieceful. Of course, the PPP got off pretty lightly compared to the rest of the Musiverse, which is now ruled by cheese-like creatures from the savage planet Raspecan. (Not the Crougers.)
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Thanks, SCAMPs. (Slightly Crazy All-seeing Moderator Personages, AKA GAPAs.)
[Happy to be of service. –Computer Blip Clean-up Gnome]
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We seem to have a large population of cybergnomes. I’ll go into more detail about them later.
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(77) Yes, they do appear to be proliferating.
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Gnomes are patron spirits of the element earth. This includes most metals and ores, including silicon. When metal is mined or otherwise extracted from a greater whole, gnomes lose a bit of their essence which piggybacks on the metal. When a computer is built, there’s a great enough concentration of silicon to fuse the gnome essences into a single being. These newborn cybergnomes (also known as gremlins) leave their birth computer by piggybacking on e-mails and blog comments. They then accumulate on major servers and set up virtual colonies in unregarded pockets of memory space. Gnomes do not feed: they gain energy from belief in them. Since MBers, for the most part, have particularly inventive and imaginative minds, the MuseBlog server has a particularly large and thriving population of cybergnomes.
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(79) Very interesting, Oob. Good work. I’ve long suspected that much of the conventional wisdom about gnomes is, to put it kindly, misinformed. And the iconography is just plain wrong. Certainly when it comes to cybergnomes.
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Hey guys
I’m sorry but I won’t be on for a week or two… I’ve been gone and have a lot to catch up on
hope the game can go on w/out me
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xxxdribbles ball fastly down the other end of the feildxxx
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So far, three varieties of Cybergnomes have been detected- Link, Blip Cleanup, and Smiley Repair. I suspect that these are assigned duties, not subspecies, as they seem to precisely fit every situation which requires them, something very unlikely were there a fixed number of inflexible types. This leads me to believe that gnomes live in organized and structured colonies. I can also infer, from the many religions and beliefs that consider Earth to be a maternal influence, that the society is matriarchal and that a gnomish colony is presided over by a queen, much like a hive of ants or honeybees.
So far, only benevolent gnomes have been detected, but I strongly suspect that malevolent individuals also exist. It has yet to be determined whether these are responsible for blog errors, 404 Not Founds and the like. Further research is necessary.
[Begging your pardon, Mr. Oob, sir, but two others of our kind have ventured forth from the deeper recesses of the blog, viz., the Typographical Gnome and the HTML Gnome. –the Missing-Data Gnome]
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xxxruns down to beside the goal and hopes Beavo passes to himxxx
The malevolent gnomes are mostly loners, kicked out of their hives. They take particular delight in frustrating everybody who has an internet connection.
To get specifics on the MuseBlog gnome colony, I need some way to infiltrate it.
Idea! I will capture a Computer Wung and fit it with a transmitter, then attach it to this post. Hopefully it will reach the colony. How it is received there is completely out of my control. I don’t know how gnomes feel towards wungs.
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Apologies for the possible triple post. I just wanted to let everyone know that I will be continuing my research here.
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xxxfakes left and then passes to Oobxxx
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xxxshootsxxx
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xxxOob scores!xxx
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xxxkicks off to Mooing Ducksxxx
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this has been going faster that the first game? why?
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xxxtakes the ball and starts running toward the goalxxx
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xxxblockes goalxxx
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xxxruns up next to emmatheduckxxx
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xxxkeeps running, getting ahead of Beavo, and is almost at the goal nowxxx
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xxxsends 31,415 pies with a 12 foot daiamentier each,to emmatheduckxxx
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xxx ducks from the pies, and shoots for the goal xxx
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xxxtries to block goalxxx
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tries, or succeeds? you could have just said that you blocked it. But as you only tried…..
xxx emmatheduck scores! xxx
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hey! redo! time!
beveo, I am the goal keeper. your a runner. now go out there
Time in!
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I’m confused….did I still score?
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we are redoing from 89 on.
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i don’t think that’s fair. I played, I kicked and scored without you blocking it. Shouldn’t that count as scoring?
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102- look at 95. there was no way that you chould advoid that!
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Yes, I think emmatheduck scored. I certainly saw the ball go in the net!
xxxruns out with the ballxxx
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xxx chases after Beavo xxx
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xxxbeovo kicks and scrores!xxx
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106-
a) i think we’ve established that you can only act for yourself, not other teammates
b) you can’t kick and score in the same post
c) it just started. I doubt he’s far enough downfield yet to get a goal.
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107-Quite right.
xxxpasses to TMFA and hopes he passes back when he’s far enough down fieldxxx
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xxx is near the goalxxx
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xxx steals ball from TMFA xxx
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xxxsteals back from emmatheduckxxx
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hey guys I’m back for a while
am I in the game or just ref?
if I am in the game…
xxxgets open for etd to pass to mexxx
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112-She can’t pass, I stole it from her and she hasen’t stolen back yet.
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113- she is expecting to have emmatheduck steal back.
kick, beavo, kick the ball!
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xxx steals ball back and passes to Elizabeth xxx
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xxx intersepts ball and kicks into the goal,scoring the thrird goal for the choco carrots, and winning the game.xxx
for the secound time in a row!
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115-That’s two moves. You can’t steal back and pass to Elizabeth. I’m assuming you just stole back.
xxxruns after emmatheduckxxx
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117- but I played off of it. we have won.
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Ah, this is way too confuzzlin.
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look, three goal= win. we have won. next idea for posts?
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118- no, she could only do one move: she stole back
then, even if you took it from her (instead of intercepting the ball) you can’t do 2 (3?) moves by stealing the ball, shooting, and scoring. so I think TMFA has the ball and is planning to shoot.
too bad I…
xxx steals ball back from TMFA… looks for etd to be openxxx
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xxxsteals backxx.
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Pass! Pass!
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xxxshoots for goalxxx
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duz Kokopelli live here? if he duz, kan I mov in? herez my house:
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me 
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*pies all tresspassers except Kokopelli*
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Hi cocopella (125). [Splat] Thanks for the pie. Cherry, my favorite!
I haven’t seen Kokopelli on the Pieceful Pie Planet. There have been more than a few gnomes in these parts, though. Also cyberfootballers. But no Kokopelli, at least not lately. Though if you hang around here long enough you never know who/what might turn up.
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xxx gets goal!xxx
thank you cocopella/rosanne. the coco carrots have won!
125- not that I recall. but I pwn a country called feather! you can live there, or some were else, or pwn your own courntry.
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Hey, cocopella! *pies* Welcome to MuseBlog!
No, I don’t live here. If I told you my current location I’d have to kill prank you. But every once in a while, I enjoy coming over here and stalking, uh, I mean pieing the Socopelli players. It’s most entertaining when they bash into eachother because they can only see cream filling.
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Ahh!! It’s Kokopelli! *stalks* *gets pied* Now where did that prankster go?
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Kokopelli? Here? In person?
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130-Kokopelli isn’t a person, he’s a Muse. (duh)
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131- Fine. Whatever. But are you sure it was him? Could it just be an impersonater?
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The Administrators cannot vouch for the authenticity of this apparition. In the past, Kokopelli has come from a different computer, and his name has appeared in bold letters.
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Hi Koko! *pies* OOPS! Sorry, i said i WOULDN’T pie you! Any hoo, you are welcome at the House of Pies and HPBs whenever you want! Speaking of which, theres a restauraunt [retrosnip!] somewhere called “T.P. Pie Company”. I havent eaten there yet but it was heaven going in. I wanted to send a picture but no can do. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ go! *hands Koko a napkin to wipe off the pie*
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OK, Koko, REALLY sorry about the pie. 
Not sure if its T.P. or P.T. If any other bloggers live in [Snip! Cocopella, one of our few rules is that bloggers don’t identify home locations by anything smaller than a state or a metropolitan area with population above one million. –Admin.] could u go 2 the pie place to clear this little mess up? Will not pie you till u r 20.
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HTML in a name doesn’t work. If it did, people would be impersonating GAPAs right and left.
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Thank you, thank you Cocopella for all the pies. Now that that’s settled…
*pies Cocopella until she’s burried in choklit filling*
That’s better. *wipes hands off*
Enjoy digging yourself out of there!
Oh yeah, I live in the middle of the desert. But don’t worry, we have a T.P. Pie Company here too, so I can *virtually* meet you. Table 42. See you *virtually* there!
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Um. No comment.
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I’m back. And I have renamed “The United States of Samantha” to “Kokonilly’s Haven… of Doom”.
So… what’s happenin’?
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NOW I think im on the right boards…
Anyways, I hope this is still talking about the peaceful pie planet…
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140-Our Soccopelli game is finished, I think. Another, maybe?
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Who’s up with another Soccopelli when NaNo’s over?
*pies*
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142- I’ll inform Oob.
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Oh good! Yes, let him know please. I’m sure he’d love to have another game.
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Good to be back!
I’ve returned to my multiple stores on Blister Moon! While I was gone, I opened new multi level suppliment stores across the Museiverse and in my countries, Bananaland and pinkland. I also journeyed far beyong to the land of Earth, which had many exciting discoveries.Many of your already know my goods for sale. Here’s a list. It’s 25 quargs a Narrelful of each.
EDIBLE:
Snowberries
Cloud Donuts
Chokolit
Citrius Gluti
Marshmallow Chocolit Pies
Fudge/Fudge roots
Sugar Puff Pies
Ciderfruit
Raindough
Carrotz
Banari Root
Hourus Fruits
Hunny
Crrawweed
Duckweed Pies
Sugar Puff balls
Cowtails
Grape Cowtails
Chocolit Cowtails
The Pure Water From Danali
Bannana Cream Pies
Milk
Chocolit Milk
RainFroot
Ice Cream
Whipped Cream
Fresh pumpkin pie
Stale pumpkin pie
Lowen
Jotey
Gophion
Saliour
Cloud Donuts
Sugar donuts
Acai beries
Youghurt
Peanuts
Creme Filling
Murshmellows
SUPPLIES:
Firewood
Ultra Pie Launcher
Super Deluxe Pie Launcher
Sooper De Dooper Deluxe Pie Launcher
Berry Shooter
Pea Shooter
Bean Shooter
Pots
Pans
Various Kitchen Hoobidyblah
Soccopelli Balls
Porta Stove
Sitting Stove
Utensils
Various party supplies
ANIMALS:
Kittys(orange,yellow,pink,purple,puce,black,white,red)
Chickens(suggest color before order)
Puppies(white,golden,spotted,black,maroon)
Baby Squarfs*(cactus green,yellow,blue,navy,jean,purple,pink)
*a Squarf is a long,fuzzy, eel-like creature that is very flat except for its’ large and adorable eyes. It makes a noise that sounds like ‘Sqoorfity’,hence the name Squarf,and is useful for a number of house hold cleaning jobs. They are 20 quargs apiece.
Please tell me if you’d like to trade for anything. I’d be glad to.
I’m having a welcome home party at my Mansion on Blister Moon on Friday at 4:00. Please RSVP. All are very welcome to attend, cuz it’s going to be AWESOMENESS! We will send out Luxury Cruisers to receive you from your home planets at 3:30. The party is a sleepover and lasts until 12:00 on Saturday. We will provide food, but please bring refrshments because it’s going to be the biggest bash in Museiverse history!
Come one and all, and have a ball!
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Agrrrfishi, I wanna Squarf, too and some pie launchers and all of your pies kitchen hoobidyblah
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I am back.
Agrrrfishi, how many quargs is a tonne of food grade fudge equivalent to? And how about a scripsquirr?
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I’d like a soccopelli ball and a dozen baby purple squarfs, please!
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145- hey! I have a exclusive deal on dounuts in the pieceful pie planet. I will not alow you to sell them, using force if I have to.
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149- Sorry man, backing off!
146,148- You have asked and it shall be done. Emma, that’s 250 quargs. Firepie, that’s 120 quargs and a Kuzzert. I will send your stuff by rockit and maybe you could send the money back to me on the rockit.
147- The scripsquirr I will give you for 15 quargs, and the tonne of fudge will be 30, so thats about 45. Am I right?
YAYNESS I LOVE DUH BLOG WOOT WOOT!
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I’ll take a squarf and some peanuts. Beavo like.
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So. I shall pay you 3 scripsquirrs and a tonne of fudge. I will take a narrelful of rainfroot, a narrelful of citrus gluti, and a purple cat. I should like a female about six months old. A Scottish Fold if possible. That leaves me with 5 quargs.
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HER IS WHAT FEATHER SELLS:
fruit
veggies
plants
trees
fungi
dounuts!
dounut trees!*
*for your countie only. dounuts may not be traded.
have a good day
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A pebble suddenly falls out of thin air. (No, this is not irrelevant. You may go to the Ships’ Logs thread if you wish to find out more.)
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I look up in surprise and see a small vortex of silver dust hovering six feet above my head. Curious, I toss a handful of citrus gluti into it.
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odd.
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as I was watching, a shadow creeps across the sky. a noise sounds…
“BLEEP!”
I call the black-footed ferret.
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Hey, can I pwn a country? *cheese bomb debris splatters everywhere* Uh oh… I think I came at a bad time. 
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157- Canix and crew are aboard the Zommer Vaycayshun, not the Black-footed Ferret.
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159- same thing.
158- Sure! *cheese bombs drop*
this theard has the same people as the ships log and museica…
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160- I protest! They are two entirely distinct ships! That’s like calling Kokopelli and Urania the same thing in front of a devout Muser!
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161- *dodges cheese bomb* I didn’t even know there was a ship named the “Black Footed Ferret”.
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150-I just sent the quargs. Thanks!
158-Of course, new pwners are always welcome! Can you tell us about your country? (name, exports, interesting facts, etc.)
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161- look, I have a phone here that calls me on the ship. and some people seem to thing on that theard we have the ferret.
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164- Yes. I’ve noticed that and will explain it to them.
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my phone rings.
“TMFA! this is TMFA! the war ship is a cheesie war ship! put a gun onto the carrotscraper, and send out heat! this could change the future.”
I yell for the heat rays, and they are put on. we trun the on, and aim them.
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166- Fire!
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I am currently Oob.
“An attack on the Carrotscraper? Send the Beerider Defense! Secure the perimeter!”
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The heat rays are more effective then pies, but the cheesie warship is still holding out. We’re taking considerable damage from the cheese bombs.
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“it’s working!” I shout into the phone. “half the ship is melted, and there is cheese goo all over!”
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Beeriders, form Wedge Three, sting mbn. Jam-honey drop three-four-oh.
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Whoa, fun. Can I join as a native of the Peaceful Pie Planet? I wasn’t on any of the ships.
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and it is all over! the warship is defected! I call TMFA.
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172- Sure!
Right-arm wedge, drop 32. Jam attack eight-two-three. Left-arm, rise 8, break, fan 6. Honey rope nine-eight-seven-oh.
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“What the…?” I ran out of my tent* only to be splattered with what seemed like cheese, and darted back in again. My family was staring expectantly back at me with worried and aprehensive faces.
“Uh, I have no idea what’s happening, but it would be a Good Idea** to sceedaddle. Everyone get, say, ten objects max and toss them into our Trunk***. We’re leaving in ten Turns****.”
*Natives of the Pieceful Pie Planet don’t normally live in tents, but this particular family (mine) had some, eh, “family problems” and had to move out.
**Good Idea’s are listed in the Pie Planet’s holy book, The Great Pie. When something seems smart, it is generally called a Good Idea.
***Each family owns a Trunk which is used as storage as well as transportation. Similar to flying carpets with a backseat.
****Turns are the the equivelant of minutes, calculated by a thirty second sand timer. Ten turns would be about five minutes.
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Ok, somehow i get the feeling that whatever’s going on here is not actually particularly related to the normal PPP….
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176- Read the last half of Ship’s Logs Part 9.
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176- we just had to fit off the quason warship.
but beveos post did not seem to fit with the flow of the PPP.
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177-No, Id rather not. I’ve never been a part of the ship’s logs thread and don’t intend to be a part of it. i have, however, been a dedicated PPPer since very soon after the creation of PPP, which was also right after when I joined MB. I don’t want to sound mean or anything, but I’d rather you keep the ship’s logs stuff to the appropriate thread rather than interfering with others.
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179- we are in the museverse. we were attacked. we defected the attack, and saved the future.
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179- They’re all part of the Musiverse, right? I thought…
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I have mined approx. 2 tons of fudgium ore. Who wishes to trade?
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182-I do! Would you like some duckweed?
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182- I need one pound.
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183- I’m off to google… er… something. Be right back.
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Euurrrggghhhh! Duckweed looks… um… revolting unappetizing lovely, but there isn’t a very high demand for it in the Tupisodaloric Groves. What else do you have? Or is PPPese duckweed different than Earthly duckweed?
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186-I’m not sure about that, since I have visited earth only a few times and never tasted earthly duckweed. I do know, however, that our duckweed is delicious and very nice in pies, gelato, and just about any other food you can think of. At the moment, duckweed products are our only exports, although we’ve planted some carrots that should be ready early next year, if you want to wait.
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187- In that case, sure. How much fudgium do you want?
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188-As much as possible! How much are you willing to give me?
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189- One ton, 1,999 pounds. TMFA wants one pound.
However, I shall need five tons of duckweed in exchange. Preferably live duckweed, so I can start a crop.
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thank you!
*hands POSOC twelve doungunt trees and and five bales of hay.*
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Ooh! *thinks about cross-pollinating duckweed and donut trees*
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190-Ok, deal!
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Most excellent.
Hey, Department of Experimental Botany, stop provoking the Venus flytrap and get your lazy derrieres over here!
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the donut trees has a very flimsy genitic makeup. you should be able to. that’s what I do with the fudge: Make cholkit dounuts.
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Duckdonuts?
They seem to be normal donuts, except that they have green icing and make weird quacking sounds. They taste like key lime pie.
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yummy!
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The duckdonut plants have spread through much of the M&M Marsh Grove and are extending into the eastern ocean. We crossbred the prototype with a rare Tupisodaloric plant which will remain secret for security reasons. That must have activated a long-dormant set of recessive genes that allows the plants to extract nutrients from sea-water. Anyhow, a gigantic underwater forest is beginning to surround the peninsula. We’re having a bumper crop.
Who wants to buy them?
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198- I’ll take one dozen of each type!
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198- There’s only one type. So far.
In exchange for a dozen, I should like six types of fruit and six types of fungus. What sorts of fruit and fungus have you got?
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Did my other post go through? I don’t see it.
Anyhow, TMFA, what sort of fruits and fungus have you got?
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201- anything.
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but some of the mot poular are :
FRUITS
cranapple (cranberry and apple)
pineberry (pineapple, blue berry)
ctirusapple ( orange apple, grapefruit apple, other)
FUNGUS
chochklit mold
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In that case, I will exchange you a dozen duckdonuts (Anatidacrustobalanus vulgaris) for 3 cranapples, 3 pineberries, 4 citrusapples (1 grapefruit-apple, 1 orange-apple, 1 lime-apple, 1 lemon-apple) and 2 choklit molds.
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I shall now attempt to interbreed duckdonuts and cranapples in a special greenhouse that accelerates seed production and growth. Results later.
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Hmm. Interesting.
The duckdonut-cranapple cross is very hardy and tolerant of salt water and drought, but its donut fruits are stale and more tart than sweet. I believe it won’t be very marketable as a crop, but its genes may be instrumental in bolstering the DNA of less robust varieties.
On to the duckdonut-pineberry cross. The Department of Experimental Botany is working overtime.
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Hmm. Interesting.
The duckdonut-cranapple cross is very hardy and tolerant of salt water and drought, but its donut fruits are stale and more tart than sweet. I believe it won’t be very marketable as a crop, but its genes may be instrumental in bolstering the DNA of less robust varieties.
On to the duckdonut-pineberry cross. The Department of Experimental Botany is working overtime.
((Note: after two failed attempts to post this, I’m pretty sure that this one will work.))
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hmm.
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Bleach. Duckdonut/pineberry is absolutely revolting- the flavor is an awful mixture of sour and bitter.
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take the four strand of DNA out. the sea water thing should remain.
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forth not four.
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Grapefruit-apple duckdonut has a delicate vanilla flavor and a rich, flaky texture.
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194-Heehee, provoking venus flytraps is actually very amusing.
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I’ll make this thread live again!
*announcement*
I, The Man For Aeiou Here By announce the second annual Save The Pieceful Pie Planet Conference To be held in Feather and last from January 17 until 50 post after it starts!
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214- SAVE THE PPP! SAVE THE PPP! SAVE THE PPP!
213- *provokes venus flytrap* *heeheeheehee*
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Awright. I’ll join the conference.
I move that each pwner who is currently active must register before the 300th post or have his/her country stricken from the record.
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AYE!
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Motion made and seconded. All in favor say w00t. All in opposition say meh.
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the Next Person to Post Here Get 30 spdzk points!
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Spdzk points? Please?
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*hands over*
FREE! FREE AT LAST!
next person (221) gets 20 pie points.
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218- I say w00t!
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222- did you put the the new piepoints in your name yet?
218- W00t
I am so happy to get rid of the points.
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All right. The motion passes.
Once we reach 300 posts, we can write up a master list of active countries. Then we can open the PPP to new countries again.
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218-w00t, I need to get on the PPP more often.
Without the rest of my name, I shall accept spdzk points from anyone hoping to rid themselves.
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Can I pwn a country if the pwner dosn’t show up instead of having it wiped?
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*wanders onto PPP* What’s this? I think I was here once…
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227-Same here. I had a country ages ago, but then I went on one of my breaks and forgot about it completely. I wonder if I could find it again.
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Ha, I found it way back on Part 5.
My country is known as Taruva. The native language is Karaqa (Kah-rah-kwa). Our exports are peanuts and peppermint candies. (We have more, but those are the main ones) We specialize in foods but we’re leaning towards trying to start up a mystical beasts sale/care empire as well.
We have a college as well, that you can go to to get a better job. It’s about the size of an elementary school, but it has 8 foot ceilings and a center room that’s really big. We paid 50,000 peppermints to the United States of Samantha for it.
I believe we also have robo-elves, as mentioned in Post 91 of Part 5.
We are a member of Hawk’s United Mutations (UM) unless I’m mistaken.
Goods we have:
1,000,000 pounds of Peppermints (each pound is 100 peppermints)
1,000 pounds of peanuts (50 per pound) and 50 peanut trees that each grow 10 more peanuts per week (500 total)
An education (you have to come live on the island until you’re done at the collee)
A ton of vanilla ice cream (I’m not exactly sure how much)
20 chocsicles
2 Scripsquirrs
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I don’t even have a country. Could I start one?
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230-You can either start one or join an existing country.
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I register the Tupisodaloric Groves.
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So I can just, like, say that I pwn a country that I invented out of thin air, and it’ll pop into existance? Cool.
I pwn the Beevlonic Island archipeligo.
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I Register Feather, and it’s Two (2) sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2.
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THERE ARE TWENTY COUNTRIES AND FIVE MOONS
the rolls stand here:
1.Tupisodaloric Groves-ΡÖŞÎĈ
2.Beevlonic Island archipeligo-Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point
3.Feather, and it’s Two sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2.-Me
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MOONS
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I’m moving the deadline up to 250, or when the rolls are filled.
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I would like a moon!
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137- name it!
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235 – I’ve got Taruva. -pokes post 229-
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238- sorry!
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239 – It’s all right. I’m just restarting it after forgetting about it since Part 5.
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237- The milkshake moon–a large, cold moon full of rivers of flavored milkshake. A great place to visit if you fancy the cool, creamy sensation of sweet liquid ice cream in your mouth. (Ironically, I’m lactose intolerant. )
Exports: Milkshake, milk, whipped cream, syrup (chocolate, strawberry, etc.), stainless steel cups, sprinkles, and straws.
Imports: Lactase enzymes and food (you can’t survive on milkshakes, you know).
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I think that the deadline should again be extended to the 300th post. After all, some pwners only come on the blog occasionally.
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235- Can I have a country? Can it be an island?
New Atlantis
A beautiful blue and white island city. Its imports are cherries, blown glass, and beautifully bound books.
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After the New Roster is complete, I shall make a map of the PPP.
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243- That sounds like a swell place to vacation.
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241 – Want to trade for some peppermints? Peppermint milshakes sound rather nice. 
243 – That sounds like a great island!
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246- Sure! How many liters of milkshake do you want?
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247 – I dunno. How much would I get for 100 pounds of peppermints, which equals 10,000 peppermints?
Oh, and if it’s a lot of milkshake, I’ll throw in some peanuts for a refridgeration system.
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248- 100 pounds of peppermints should be sufficient for 500 gallons of milkshake, plus a refridgeration system.
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249 – Sounds good. I will be sending my Robo Delivery Guys (RDGs) over with the peppermints in a moment.
Current Taruva Goods:
Goods we have:
99,999,900 pounds of Peppermints (each pound is 100 peppermints)
1,000 pounds of peanuts (50 per pound) and 50 peanut trees that each grow 10 more peanuts per week (500 total)
An education (you have to come live on the island until you’re done at the collee)
A ton of vanilla ice cream (I’m not exactly sure how much)
20 chocsicles
500 gallons of milkshake (assorted flavors)
Giant refrigeration system (not for sale)
2 Scripsquirrs (not for sale)
Goods we are looking to buy:
-Foods with lots of sugar
-Rare and exotic animals
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What is this thread about?
Can I just make up a country and join?
Actually, knowing me, I’d probably forget about this thread within a couple of weeks.
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251 – In answer to your questions/comments: Pwning countries and trading between them. Yes. Oh well.
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250- *recieves peppermints* Mmm, peppermint milkshakes taste quite good! Thanks, Meow!
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253 – You’re welcome!
MEMO
FROM: CAT’S MEOW, EMPERESS OF TARUVA
TO: IBCF RULER OF THE MILKSHAKE MOON AND ALICE PWNER OF NEW ATLANTIS
01/30/2008
THE TARUVIAN GOVERNMENT IS INTERESTED IN FUNDING AN EXPEDITION TO FIND NEW PRODUCTS TO EXPORT STOP HOWEVER WE DO NOT HAVE MANY CITIZENS YET STOP BECAUSE OF THIS WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN HELPING WITH THE EXPEDITION AND SHARING IN ON ANY PROFITS WE MAY RECEIVE iN THE PROCESS STOP PLEASE SEND A MESSANGER WITH YOUR RESPONSE STOP THANK YOU STOP
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Memos and telegrams are fun to write.
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254- *sends messanger*
Messanger: Message from IBCF. He will be there shortly.
MEMO
FROM: IBCF RULER OF THE MILKSHAKE MOON
01/30/2008
OKAY STOP I AM COMING STOP
*end of telegram*
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MEMO
FROM: CAT’S MEOW EMPERESS OF TARUVA
TO: IBCF RULER OF THE MILSHAKE MOON
01/30/2008
WE AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL STOP YOU WILL BE HOUSED IN DIAN ACADEMYS FINEST DORM UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE AND OR SET OUT ON THE EXPEDITION WITH US STOP
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MEMO
FROM: IBCF RULER OF THE MILKSHAKE MOON
01/30/2008
I WILL BE ARRIVING IN 5 SECONDS STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY STOP
I’m here.
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Welcome to Taruva, IBCF! I will now escort you to your lodgings. -walks into Dian Academy, turns left, walks up 6 flights of stairs, turns right, and opens a blue door with a golden doorknob- Here is your room. Please arrange it however you would like, and then please come down to the first floor, where we will have some dinner. I assume you are hungry after your long journey?
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259- Wow! How kind of you! *arranges room* *goes back down 6 flights of stairs* *tired* *is indeed hungry after long journey* *goes to dinner*
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260 – I hope you enjoy it. It is a Taruvian delecacy – Roasted Garange with peppermint toffee. A Garange is somewhat like a chicken, but it has a spicy natural flavor. Also, what flavor of milkshake would you like – chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, coconut, or peppermint? I warn you, you will likely get very sick of peppermint by the end of your stay on Taruva. We Taruvians are very fond of it.
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MEMO
FROM: ALICE PWNER OF NEW ALTLANTIS
TO: CAT’S MEOW EMPERESS OF TARUVA
01/31/2008
I DON’T FULLY UNDERSTAND STOP BUT I WILL COME ANYWAY STOP SEE YOU STOP
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MEMO
FROM: CAT’S MEOW EMPERESS OF TARUVA
TO: ALICE PWNER OF NEW ALTLANTIS
01/31/2008
IBCF HAS ALREADY ARRIVED STOP WE AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL AND WILL EXPLAIN MORE STOP SEE YOU SOON STOP
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261- The Garange is delicious! Oh, and the milkshakes–strawberry would be nice.
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-bows- I am glad you like it. Oh, and by the way, Alice just sent me a memo – that’s why I left the table a moment ago. She says she’ll be arriving shortly, so, if you don’t mind, I will wait until she arrives to enlighten you both on the purpose for this gathering.
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*eats Garange* *waits for Alice*
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I’ll be arriving about four today. Our time zone.
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what about me. *pouts*
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Oob would be happy to help the expedition.
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267 – Sorry, I haven’t been on. -shows Alice to a room just to the right of IBCF’s (mine is to the right of his)-
268, 269 – All right, then. I would have sent the memo to you two as well, except IBCF and Alice seemed to be the only ones here at the time so I just picked them. Anyways…
MEMO
TO: TMFA, OOB
FROM: CAT’S MEOW, EMPERESS OF TARUVA
I INVITE YOU TO COME AND PARTICIPATE IN AN EXPEDITION WITH MYSELF, IBCF, AND ALICE STOP PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR RESPONSE AND IF YOU PLAN TO COME COME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STOP
That should do it.
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MEMO
TO: TMFA
FROM: CAT’S MEOW, EMPERESS OF TARUVA
SORRY, DIDN’T QUITE CATCH THAT STOP MIND REPEATING YOUR MESSAGE STOP
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*drinks strawberry milkshake* *waits for Oob and TMFA*
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MEMO
TO:CAT’S MEOW
FROM TMFA
SOORY STOP I CAN’T UNDER SAND THIS MACHINE STOP WILL COME IN A LITTLE OVER A SECOND
~~~
I’m here!
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274 – Welcome to Taruva, TMFA! -escorts TMFA to room to the right of Alice’s- -brings TMFA down to table where Alice and IBCF are eating-
Now we’re just waiting for Oob. ^_^
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I’m working on a superultraawesome suprise for this thread. Because I’m really bored. Anyhoo…
-still waiting for Oob-
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*finishes milkshake* *waits for Oob*
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That was a most delicious meal.
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I used to pwn a country, and I think I’ll reclaim it now.
NATION: I’m renaming it to KOKONILLENDOR.
GOVERNMENT: Um, a monarchy-type-republic-type-democracy thing with emperors?
SHAPE: a pi symbol.
CLIMATE: Very humid and hot, no mosquitoes, and lots of very nice beaches.
EXPORTS: Er, tropical fruits, electronic devices, food, and BOOKS.
ALLIES: Will you be my friend? 
I am Empress of Kokonillendor.
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278 – I’m and glad you enjoy it. ^_^
Welcome to the Pieceful Pie Planet, Kokonilly. Or, welcome back, as it may be. Would you mind posting a full list of your goods so I may see if I want to trade?
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Wow, that post came out funny. *I’m glad
OOB, IF YOU’RE ON, COME HERE.
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Oob: I’m here! Sorry to keep you waiting. *begins eating* Mmm, good!
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You’re welcome, Oob.
All right now. If you would all come into this conference room, we can begin discussing the proposal. -everyone follows-
Okay. Well, as you all know, there isn’t much variety in the day to day life on the Pieceful Pie Planet. Most countries start with a variety of exports and then those never change, and once everybody has what they need, all trade ceases. What I propose is that we all go on a mission together to find exotic countries that nobody has found before, all of which have goods that nobody has found before. We would also be able to make treaties with these countries, which would be invaluable in case of an other pie war or a hot pink bunny attack.
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283- I see. Where will we go first?
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283- I agree wholeheartedly.
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284 – I have no idea. Right now I’m just trying to figure out how to go about this without making it too much like the Beyond Museica threads.
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286- because?
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287 – What do you mean?
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288- why don’t you want it to be like the Beyond Museica threads?
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280 – Um, sure.
What did I say before?
EXPORTS: Er, tropical fruits, electronic devices, food, and BOOKS.
Ah.
FRUITS:
– Philippine mango (the best in the world)
– calamansi (and its juice)
ELECTRONICS:
– Video games
– Wiis
– Nintendo DSs
– Xbox 360s
– Playstation 3s
– Anything else you care to name electronic and videogame- related
FOOD:
– Magic food. It can be whatever you want it to be (sweets are limited)
BOOKS
– All classics (i. e. Tom Sawyer, Little Women)
– All fantasy books (Harry Potter)
ALL MUSE-RELATED ITEMS
Self-explanatory.
…
Okay, thanks, Cat’s Meow.
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MEMO
TO: ALL RESIDENTS OF PPP
FROM: KOKONILLY
KOKONILLENDOR IS UP AND RUNNING BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE INHABITANT STOP PLEASE WE NEED RESIDENTS STOP EITHER BUILD YOUR OWN HOUSE OR USE ONE OF OUR PRE-MADE ONES STOP VERY ECO-FRIENDLY STOP MADE OF KOKONUTS (YES I SPELLED THAT RIGHT) STOP
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289 – I dunno. Because then we would have two threads for the same purpose. (i.e., traveling around and discovering countries.)
290 – Oh, nice. Do you have any interest in trading with Taruva?
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292- But that’s what we’re doing, isn’t it? There’s nothing wrong with having two threads with the same purpose. Besides, Ships’ Logs is just about ships, and this only takes place on the PPP.
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293 – Okay then. Onward!
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and/or other planets in the alpha Kokopelli system?
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295- Alpha Kokopelli system? Oh, that’s GOOD! I’m going to have to remember that one!
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294- Um, you lead the way. (We really need a map).
Is this enough posts for a new thread?
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297 – I dunno. Back in the day (aka, before I left for the last long period of time) we usually got new threads at 300 posts, but I’ve seen threads going for lots more than that since I get back. I mean, the last January Random Thread lasted for 650 posts or something like that.
(Oh, and I suspect that there aren’t any maps of the area. Unfortunately.)
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297- this one has gone on to 300 post faster than any one other then the first one.
Here is the OFFICIAL ROSTER OF PPP PWNERs!:
1.Tupisodaloric Groves-ΡÖŞÎĈ
2.Beevlonic Island archipeligo-Beavo, Master of 1 spdzk point
3.Feather, and it’s Two sister countries, Spinach and PPP 2.-Me
4. Taruva-Cat’s mew
5.KOKONILLENDOR- KOKONILLY
MOONS
1. Milkshake moon
if there are error, please tell me so.
296- thanks.
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300th post?
299- All correct, TMFA. New thread?
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New thread?
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New thread? please?
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wow. the GAPAs are weird tonight. they left this open…
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