Saturday, 18 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
New on the blog? Make this thread your first stop. The natives will welcome you and acquaint you with their pies ways.
Please read The Rules. You might also glance at The HG2MB (Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog), which contains helpful hints regarding local customs, lingo, and other peculiarities of the blog; smiley information included.
Date: September 1, 2007
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business
Hey all you newbies! Welcome to Museblog!
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oh, wow. September 2007 Welcome Newcomers thread….my first 2 posts ever were on the September 2006 welcome newcomers thread…..I feel so OLD! Tomorrow it shall be a year…I wonder if any newbies will join tomorrow? That would be cool. Anyway:
*sets up catapults with newbie-sensors to detect when any come and pie them as soon as they enter*
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*pies emmatheduck on her almost-one-year-on-museblog-day
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Everybody should pie Newbia the Elf, aka my friend Sharon from CTY.
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*pies everyone, newbie or elsewise*
HI!!
I think I’ve been on for about a year. But I used to only get on once a week, so that was the dark ages. When I called myself “Princess Aqua”, that wasn’t for long though. Does anyone remember that? Probably not, since I barely posted in that time.
Well, welcome, have fun. Always remember to respect the GAPAs, don’t be like me and do a billion posts in a row, don’t do hordes of HPBs or smilie, since I have a dial-up, if something confuses you, ask about it, chances are that someone will guide you through, if you’re already a Muser, the transition shoul’d be too hard.
Have fun, we’re glad to have you.
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Huloo all newbies! *pies with apple pie*
WELCOME TO THE BLOG!!
X100
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I’ve been here since february. and am now totaly adicted.
:zombie eyes: wlecome newbbies expierience a pie.
exPIErience a pie! HAH!
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4-ooh….CTY?
*pies newbia and all other CTYers with American Pie. Yay for combined traditions!*
*pies everyone else with some other kind of pie just so they won’t feel left out, even though they aren’t as froody as CTYers*
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*pies Newbia the Elf*
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Friends, Romans, and Newcomers, lend me your pie so that I may pie you with it. *pies all newbies*.
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*pie sunney for stealing speech parody*
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*pies all non-newbies because you keep pie-ing me*
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So, I resubscribed to Muse, oh great science etc. magazine, like 4 months ago. I never got another issue. What’s going on?
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Welcome! I am fairly old, but have been blogging on and off due to how bored I’ve been over the summer. Anyway, I’m back!
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14-Hi Back!
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15- beveo, that joke is tirible! but you keep doing that! why?
( I wanted to say , I am getting tired of that joke, but then you would say hi,getting.
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Hi, I’m the Insane Blue Sage little sister. I’m amost 8 yearsold. I read Muse and right now I’m bored. I like to read.
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are there anyother canadians here or am I the only one?
*pies the great purple one*
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*pies 17 8 times. 8 years-8 pies.*
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17- Eight? That’s young!
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Tip for newbies- If you popo in an undisguised fashion, you’ll get busted. Watch carefully…
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19- Mind if l smoke? BOOOOM! *Head explodes*
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Why do we throw PIES? Why dont we throw barrels of slime and get it over with? Or maybe cakes. That would be a lot more messy.
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Hi, newbies! Ive got good news, or,bad news I should say. I have invented a new super-pier!!!!!!!!!!!!! It can fire fifty custard pies a second, and can fire one super pie the size of your house! (Hope your house is a mansion)Now I can take over Kokonino county with my army of mutant rabid hot pink bunnies!!(Theyre still pretty cute) Try to stop me now!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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23- kokopelli thows pies. so we do.
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*pies the newbs, although many did not come through this thread*
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GAPAS can you make a SSSS thread? You had one back in June and I really would like another one!
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We have one!
16- l’m melting! I’M MELLLLTIIIIIIIIIINGG!!!!!!!!!-
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27- that one is still open:
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=929
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why did you close it gapas?
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oh sorry I just sawthat you already have one! *blushes with embarresment*
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Because Abba-Zabba (not to be confused with agagabagabag zepata) requested a new one, and it seemed like time.
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*pies all newcomers*
Hey yall! Come on down to “The Ships Logs Beyond Museica* thread. All Musebloggers are welcome to join a crew!
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wheres that?
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0077_2220_43074_0_3462_59834_2253928095&bodyPart=2&tnef=&YY=31131&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&VScan=1&Idx=00077_2220_43074_0_3462_59834_2253928095&bodyPart=2&tnef=&YY=31131&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&VScan=1&Idx=00077_2220_43074_0_3462_59834_2253928095&bodyPart=2&tnef=&YY=31131&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&VScan=1&Idx=0
whoa! i swear i diddnt do that
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35- *pies* are you planning on staying?
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hi! Please spare me, I just took a shower and don’t want to become sticky. i’m new and this site rules! Tell Urania hi, editors, please! Thanks! oh, and have you seen the Artemis person? I doubt it’s really her. Thanks for sparing me!!!
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Greetings, wren8 or Artemis or whatever you plan to call yourself here. I’m sure the Welcoming Committee will arrive shortly. You’ll just have to take another shower, I’m afraid.
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37- *pies*
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24- Oh, no. I come back, and I see a newcomer who thinks that that’s good. The pie cannons are much better than that, and if you need a big pie just use a Pie-War Wolf.
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*pies wren8*
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*pies wren8*
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37- *pies pies pies*
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*Pies and leaves wren8 very sticky* So sorry…but I had to!
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*pies C++darkmage*
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can i get pied im new here
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when is the welcoming comittee coming?
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Oh…any minute now, I reckon.
So soon, in fact, that you could say it was already here.
*cough*
*wanders off*
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Ta-DA! *pies Trojan Tiger*
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Ugh. Darn e key…
[The Welcoming Committee is now restored to its pristine beauty. Couldn’t stand to see such a grand entrance spoiled. –Sincerely, the Typographical Gnome]
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*blasts pies in the direction of all new Musers*
Mwahaha… I am merely a Welcoming Committee impostor…. BEWARE!
Well, on another note, y’all little n00bs don’t go runnin’ off too soon, ya heard?
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*pies trojan tiger twice. Once for knowing who she is, and once for her coming to MB* Finally!
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Gets hit in the face by one of gimanators pies.
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50- Thank you, Typo Gnome!
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52- Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Does this Tiger of Troy here read Muse?
No offense, Trojan Tiger. Just wondering.
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*pies trojantiger*
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*trys to pie Alice*
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i am the sister of C++darkmage!!! a loyal seargent of i-man-gator or somthing like that…
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agagabagabagbaga is taking over the naborhood they live in , i think.
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i know who agagabagabagbaga really is and who giminator is.
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60- and, of course, c++darkmage.
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59-actually, currently the street is my turf. Agagabagabag has no rule there, and will be scared off if he does try and take over.
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how much turf do you own, giminator?
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*runs at giminator with pie. trips and falls on the pie*
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Hi! well… i dunno how much turf he owns. hello any ways. *pies*
Welcome to museblog!
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63-well, at least our street.
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*pies c++d*
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55- she doesn’t.
60- lt’s agagabagabag. TMFA misspells everything.
63- Don’t join his side! Don’t! And turf doesn’t work like that.
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Fellow MuseBloggers!
I am a newbie. Feel free to pie me.
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*pies Andrew*
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68- hey, it your name that is long!
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*pies andrew*
and Agagabagabag, you already are basically on my side for the next pie war. It was agreed that I would be leader…just what to call it?
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im new and Gimanator’s little sister
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is it with the siblings? Are they rilly ready? You dhouldn’t just tell everyone you know.
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74-yeah, I know. My sister heard me talking about MB at dinner and wanted to join. That’s it for us. Wasn’t your brother going to join?
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Welcome, Ieatcatflavoredtangeriens.
Glad to have you here. Enjoy the pie!
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WOW!! I got pied only twice since last night? What is up with you people??? Have you turned nice, or has Koko run off with all the pies?
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77- *pies*
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77~ *pies a nillion times* There, happy? Welcome.
And what do you mean, “have we all turned nice?” Pieing someone is showing them that they are fellow Musers, and we feel they are worthy to be pied.
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*pies* just to make you happy
‘sides I’m new too. I’ve been gone for a while tho
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73-why did you jion?
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79-
Sorry, Midnight Fiddler. As I said, I’m a newbie. I don’t know too much about the blog. I think I’ll be a regular MBer from now on.
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82~ Good, glad to have you. We like corrupting innocent young childeren. *evil laugh* Assuming, of course, that you are an innocent young child. And, if you’re not, we’ll corrupt you anyway!
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82- I hope so. you seem good.
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83-gak!!*chokes*
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83-corrupting innocent people?!?!
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TT~ Well, of course! Look out, we’ll corrupt you too.
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87-arhhggg
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86- Of Course! That’s part one of mostly harmless
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89~ Yup. But we don’t want to scare him/her [sorry, TT, I don’t know!] away, now do we?
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you areready scared me,MidnightFiddler!
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68-then how does turf work. I’m arguably in charge.
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Arrr!
Wow
I haven’t been on the blog in 10 months or something so maybe i count as a newcomer.
I forgot about it when my muse subsciption ran out, but now i’m getting muse again.
So, do I get, like, half a pie or something?
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oh yeah. *pies andrew again*. Come join my side next pie war. Yaaaayyyy!
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Please don’t be worried, we are, after all, Mostly Harmless.
By the way, in case you haven’t noticed, we tend to abreviate each other’s names, I become MF or Fiddler, for example. It makes refering to someone easier. Just a tip.
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94- i will jion your side on the next pie war, gimanator.
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*pies lifewithoutanipod with a quarter of a pie in stead of a whole pie *
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95-gee. what would I be then? G?
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*pies lifewithoutanipod with a whole pie*
Hey, LWAI! I’m a newbie, too! Welcome!
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95- i guess im TT then
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C++DM’s me. yup, the dungeon master of C++. go dungeons and dragons, computers, computer programming, and all to do with fantasy.
66- but gimanator still doesn’t have complete control over me… muwahahahaha..
74- sorry, this looks fun, and its hard to conceal the big enticing screen… anyways, the more people who know about museblog, the better, remember, resistence is museless!
98- Gim.
I control the lane i live on.POWER!!! SWEET SWEET POWER!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
TrojTig- you can have the backyard *waves hand dismissivly*
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90- Her.
l rilly don’t like this. l’ve started a chain of non muserish musebloggers.
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This is awkward. It’s one thing to recruit Muse readers or MuseBloggers who already read Muse, but this is just slightly frightening.
Gim, the purpose of Mostly Harmless is not to get people on MB, it’s to take over the world with Muse readers.
I think you need to get a subscription. And get subscriptions for your friends.
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Ergh. I realized as I posted that how exclusive and clique-ish it sounded. My apologies, Tiger of Troy and Ieatcatflavoredtangeriens. I really do want you here. I just think that you should check out Muse, at least from the library. 
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I’m not trying to firghten the poor newbies, really!
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So, i’m a noob… *waves tentativley* I’ve been reading Muse for about six years, it’s about time I came here.
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58- hi I’m Kagcomix. the coolest person on this blog. *cough* :shiftyeyes: *pies trojan tiger* I’m a girl incase you were wondering.
64- lets be friends, you seem cool.
73- Hi. *pies*
welcome to MB agagabagabag zepata’s clan.
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*blows whistle* Phweeet!
Welcoming Committee needed for Desu!
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Hi, I’m Midnight Fiddler. I don’t try to scare newbies, but the last batch got scared when I expressed my joy in getting to corrupt them. *pies Desu with welcome pie of your flavor choice* We’re glad to have you. 
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Welcome pies, wow. Thank ya.
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You’re welcome.
By the way Robert, that wistle was LOUD! *covers ears*
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*pies desu*
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100- yes i got the hundreth post!
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106- I’ll say! Lovely to make your acquaintance. *lobs a large shepherd’s pie at Desu*
I have a tendency to frighten newcomers, I’m afraid… terribly sorry.
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103- i will get a subscription once i find out how, or get a muse magazine from agag to get the subscription form from.
*chucks a big pie-of-all-flavors at Desu*
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oh ya. if i get a muse subscription, then gimanator will be able to read it to, because he stops by my house virtually every morning.(we walk to school)
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114- arent you in the pie war? are you against my brother?(he’s with giminator)
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106- Splendid! *pies*
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104-trying to get muse here! Just agagabagabag didn’t bring it…
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115- Look up Carus Publishing.
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oh, yes. I will do that.
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oh, I didn’t mean to post under that.
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Gee. 9 issues is 32 dollars. But if it’s the only way to stay on MB…I dunno…
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123- We’re not going to drive you off just because you don’t subscribe. No one drove me off back in the day. But you at least need to read a few issues.
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115- will do! or i could mooch off agagabagabag… or get muse and save myself the trouble… or mooch ofagag… hmmm… maybe he should have a say in this…
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107- My clan? Do you consider yourself part of my clan? l’m flattered!
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23- go to the libary, get one, and there is a $5 off code at the bottom.
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C++D IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET IT
oh woops didnt mean to use caps lock
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128- then delete it and re- write it. 126- you know what? i shall kill this whole clan thing and make agag and gim shut up about it. (yay.)
i am never the leader. now i am. get used to it. i take no orders from you two. you must obey me. ha. hahaha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAA AHAHAHAAAAAAHAA AHA
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ha.
so there.
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129-eh. NO. *slaps/pies C++* You may not take orders from us, but we’ll never listen to you. Duh….you shall come crawling back!!! Ehhh…now it sounds like I’m bullying you…*sighs*
Alice-I quite plan to read at least some muse.
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126- no I’m not part of your clan what I meant was Trojan Tiger and Giminators siter are now part of the people you got on the blog. because you got C++D on and Giminator right? so that is your clan. not me. I’m Canadian.
129- CALM DOWN *pies*
My bro always steals my muse to read it. i told him he should come here but he shruged and went ‘meh’. we may/may not see him.
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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.* *ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111*
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131- Still, l’m flattered for the acknowlegment.
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133- you post all the time, how could I not acnowledge you?
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134- i post all the time to!!?
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135- well, i probably don’t notice as much because you’re a newb. no offense intended. it’s just i remeber a couple of old people and always read their posts *coughagagabagabagcough*
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yuuuuuuup. and me? …? *glares at Kagcomix*
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Hello all. Amid the general cathusis of what this thread is becoming, I offer you a beacon of shining banna cream er, light. Yes.
RUn for your lifeWelcome to Museblog. Click on the buttons at the top of the page that say ‘Rules’ and ‘H2G2’ and that should get most of your questions sorted out. Origanally, this thread was intened for things like saying how long you’ve been reading Muse, how old you are, some random tidbits about yourself so we could get to know everyone better (and, of course, the tradition of pieing all newcomers emerged). Now we pretty much just hurl pastry, but you could try anyway.
So, I’m Jadestone, you’re friendly tour guide an older blogger. I’ve been here for a year and a half, and if the local bloggers are to busy piening you to answer questions I’ll probably drop bye now and then. Or you can try escaping to the monthly random thread and showering off.
So, welcome, yon newbies. My overuse of the strike-through HTML is about to end. *pies once and poofs away*
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and I am a year old on museblog.
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138- ooooooookaaaaayyy…
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hurling pastry is FUN!!!! *pies C++d
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Oops, part of 138 got messed up. Right before the long strike starting at ‘bloggers’ it was supposed to say “… local pastry-flingers bloggers are…(ect)”
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Hello.
I’m a new-old newcomer. Of sorts.
I was a frequentor of MuseBlog a year or two ago before I discovered instant messaging.
But now I’m back… Because I still love the random craziness of this place.
-huggles-
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Welcome back, PickleNation! *pies with pickle pie*
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Welcome back, PickleNation!
*pies*
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143- well welcome/ welcome back then.
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137- DUDE. clm down i totaly remeber you….. and think about you every moment i live (joking ofcourse)
143- good day, oh revered one. do tell us what it was like back in your day 
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147- you think about him that much? wow
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147- who are you?
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WHOAH, I have like, NOT been on here to give ANY advice. I feel terrible. But by now, everyone’s said something. 
PickleNation, you don’t know me, but *pies* WELCOME BACK!
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149- kagcomix. sorry, forgot to change my name.
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hi!
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*apple pie*
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::comes to be pied::
Ooh, I made apple pie with Taiwan Hippo Fan and Purple Panda last Sunday…we had lots of fun. ^_^
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oops. *Pies all newbies I missed with my pecan pies*
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*pies philosophical.bunny* Welcome to MuseBlog!
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154- Lucky. I would love to know other Musers in the “real world.” Pan and THF are cool. I like apple pie. So that makes you lucky on three counts!
*pies with selfsame apple pie that you baked last domingo* 
I am a piecromancer.
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P.B. *pies*
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Hello!
I am new!
Help me!!
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159-ok.Hehehehe.*PIES*
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159: Welcome, jpm1997! *pies* [}~[}~ What do you need help with?
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woot! *Pies philosophical.bunny*
woot! *pies jpm1997*
So many newbs! This is great! May I help?
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hi j-man
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pwt pwns
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what the
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Welcome, King Snorsy of Pie. Nice to meet you.
A slight warning: People are discouraged from making pointless posts here. The GAPAs have enough to do without having to moderate useless submissions.
Sorry to give such a cold welcome, but it’ll save you trouble later on.
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*pies all newbs* hi i’m kagcomix. although i don’t always spell my name with a capital leter. you should. anyways, welcome to the blog. post on threads. don’t post once and run away in forgetfulness, because that is my petpeeve.
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