Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2007.3
Still stupid. Still senseless. Still fun. See SSSS, v. 2007.2 if you’re not sufficiently confused.
Date: June 28, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
Wednesday, 24 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Still stupid. Still senseless. Still fun. See SSSS, v. 2007.2 if you’re not sufficiently confused.
Date: June 28, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
w00t! Thanks! Alice-tell me about your smiley trouble…
short thread. people must not be interested.
1- My smiley trouble?
Yayness! Another thread that will become dead within two days!
UGH. I hate those smilies.
Yayness! Another thread that will become dead within two days!
2 – Is this your first post on MB or what?
☺-Beavo, give us some more Beavo Bars!
☻-Pleeeeze?
☺-They are soooooooo yummy!
☻-Yea.
☺-By the way, is there any way to make us bigger?
☻-Yea! I’m so small people can’t see my cuteness!
6- Here.
{[=beavobar=]} x100
BeavoBars life supply.
And now, the only way you can get bigger is to eat all 100 BeavoBars RIGHT NOW.
SMILEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☺-Thank you beavo!
☻-Thanks beavo!
☺-Thanks much beavo!
☻-Thank you very much beavo!
9-*gasp* No, no no NO my friends. Never never spell my name without KAPITALS. Beavo. Alwaysy Beavo. Never never beavo. And if you thought you would get more by being polite, you’re wrong. I hate politeness. No more for you.
Those are cute smileys, E2MB. Cuter than the big ones, because they’re tiny.
11 – I know! ☺☺☺
Okay Mom, this is a BeavoBar. Infamous as it may be. E2MB, this is not for you. Do not eat it.
{[=beavobar=]}
This is stupid. And senseless. And it’s all about smileys. *sobs* It’s horrid!
Im so happy!
why are you smiling we’re all going to die!
turns to :0
:0 ohh no!
I’m smart!
no ur not!
turns into
really? but, but… waaaaaaaaaah!
ur smart he’s a jerk!
turns back to
o thank you go away
fine! (walks away)
I’m smart!
no ur not!
turns into
really? but, but… waaaaaaaaaah!
ur smart he’s a jerk!
turns back to
o thank you go away
fine! (walks away)
I like lip gloss
but your a stupid emoticon
*grinns evilleie* thats what you think *takes over world*
your mom took over the world
WE HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
18 – Why do you say “your mom”and “YER MOMMA” so much?
3 – Your smiley trouble as in you can’t make these smileys (☺☻) on your computer.
21- That’s because I have a Mac.
¡å’ß ´ça¨ß´ å´ Ã¥ Âåç
22 – Try using the number pad to type alt+1 and alt+2 instead of the normal numbers. (You have to have num lock on.)
☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠• ◘ ○
alt + 785 = â—„
alt + 784 = â–º
: rightarrow : = :rightarrow:
Whoops!
: arrow : =
23- Here goes. It probably won’t work on my laptop.
It doesn’t. I don’t have a number pad, but there is a little button that convents some letters into numbers. When that is used with the alt. key, it just shows the numbers.
Oh wait, I found num. lock.
Still just numbers.
¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–â‰
21-It doesn’t look like a smiley. What are you talking about?
OOOH I can see them now in safari!!!
Now how can I make them???
28 – They’re so small they might just show up as dots on your screen settings.
YAy
I AM SMILEY
8) U R DUMB
bwahahah
never mind
: idea what am i doing? i am just a cute little bunny. (smiles evilly)
WOOHOO!
The Adventures of Mr. Green, part Googidymlahhabloodyblah.
ooh looky a bunny! gargargar.
who u calling a bunny
u of course hehehehehehehe
gah! use detonator! ahahahaahahahah! nobody will ever call me cute again!
but you so cute an fluffy*keeps ranting*
you better stop that he has a pink bunny bomb…
so floofy!
stop that you small green doodoo head…
hahaha detonate in 20 seconds
aww so cute…
shut UP!
ten, nine…
aww
SHUT UP NOW!
three two one…
* becomes :lol:* heheheheheheh goodbye world…
What?
BOOOOOOOOM!*deafening explosion*
aww with the little blow up the world(coughcough) button, aha…
shut up or I will make u
haha! invasion of the pink bunnies*bunnies march all over the place and take over the world*
THE END!
–
8) I am too cool for my own good.
Hi
8) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Its a purple bunny!!
I am not purple, I am pink. Servant, take him away.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
hahaha
im happy
oh really
YES!!!
great
im not happy
ah ha I see
this is boring
NOOOOOOO its GREAT
8) lets end this, I just hope we all turn out right
probably not
OF COURSE WE WILL!!!
typical. the first didnt turn out right
yes. but the rest did!!!
mmmmmmm
8) this coversation is terminated
>:( grrrrrrrr
You’ve fallen victim to a WordPress glitch. A “typographic” smiley (one created by characters, as opposed to a “command” smiley) can’t be the first thing on a line, and it can’t fall on the first line of a comment. Fortunately, there are a couple of simple workarounds:
1. Type a space before the smiley characters.
2. Type a “throwaway line” before starting the smileys. The line could be a title or even a single character (say, a period or a colon).
Or you can just remember to start your SSSSs with “command” smileys, which don’t have that problem.
How do you make the black and white tiny smileies?
:DWeee, let’s go to the amusement park!
8)Nah, amusement parks aren’t cool.
8), you have a lot to learn about cool. Amusement parks are very cool!
8) Aren’t.
Are.
Let’s just go!
8) and Okay!
I will ride the roller coaster! *gets on roller coaster*
8) I will ride the merry-go-round *gets on merry-go-round*
I will go through the hedge maze *goes into hedge maze*
Wheeeee!
8)Mmmm, I like peaceful-*merry-go-round blows up* HEEEELLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Am I lost? Okay, it must be this-*is hit by piece of merry-go-round* Ouch. Oh, look, the exit! I’m out!
and 8) and Time to go home.
☺Yay, we finally live!
☻Yay!
☺Hey, let’s steal some Beavobars!
☻Oh no, we have turned into video game characters!
☺Sad. We’ll plan the game, hey?
☻What’s the storyline?
☺We’ll plan that tomorrow!
☻All right!
☺Double post. Now triple. Dang. Sorry.
☻Hey, i wanted to say something!
☺You have.
☻And now we are eveenr. If you speak i will pie you.
☺You don’t scare me!
☻*pies☺* Ha ha!
☺Mmf, mmf.
☻Heh heh.
How do you do those?
8) I’m so cool
I’m shocked how could you say that?
8) cuz it’s the truth!
that’s even more shocking stop shocking me now!
8) whatever
.
8) I’m so cool
I’m shocked how could you say that?
8) cuz it’s the truth!
that’s even more shocking stop shocking me now!
8) whatever
42 – If you have Windows, the code is
☺= alt + 1
☻= alt + 2
If you have Macintosh, you are forced to c+p.
☺wow! kagy did it!
☻what did you expect?
☺failure.
now for something completely different.
he he he.
arent we special
he he he.
8) Kagy is special kagy is cool
Kagy just went for a swim in a pool
Kagy is young but kagy is wise
Unfortunately kagy got water in her eyes.
kagy loves her poem…..
45- How do you do it on a Mac?
☺Now about that video game we turned into characters in?
☻Are we good guys or bad guys?
☺Good, I hope.
☻Let’s call it, “Museblog: The smileies vanish.”
☺Why do we vanish?
☻Maybe we’re kidnapped!
☺Who would kidnap an innocent smiley?
☻Good point.
47 – A macintosh IS a mac.
I know, but I don’t know what “c+p” means.
*turns into Jeeves*
I believe, sir, that it refers to the practice of copying and pasting text from one document into another. Persons knowledgeable in the use of computers assure me that it is an indispensable labour-saving device.
Makes sense, but I’m too lazy.
52-8O! You’re too lazy to copy and paste? Now THAT’S lazy!
☺Hey, you know what?
☻That depends on what you’re going to tell me. But, as I don’t know what you’re-
☺I think Koko du Pelle has developed an obsession with us!
☻Why not? We’re cute aren’t we?
☺You’re right.
Hello!
☺ and ☻Get out of here!
Why should I?
☺We’ll make you!
Oh, yeah? I have a backup force! *whistles*
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::
Oops, sorry about that. Ignore that. It should have ended:
☺We’ll make you!
Oh, yeah? I have a backup force. *whistles*
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::Dx100.
☺Oh no! Do something!
☻Er… *thinks madly*
:arrow:x100We will save you
☺He has 23 :idea:s and 100 :Ds!
*whispers*We’ll trick him into putting the :Ds first. They don’t work at the beginning of a line.
:Dx100*attacks*
See? They’re now just harmless : Ds! 23 :idea:s won’t work. ATTACK!
:arrow:x100 *they attack*
Argh! Help! I surrender! *runs away*
☺and☻Thanks!
?
Sorry, I need to try to post one of those smiley things!
Erg!
☻
I like cheese.
well I dont
knock knock
whos there
screw
screw who?
screw you
*eats smily* That was tasty
56 – YAY!!! *hands over pie*
58-Thanks! *yummy* But it looks like a ? to me when I’m in explorer. I had to go into safari to see if it worked! But it finally did! *yummy*
This thread is dead.
It is?
WAAAAAAHHH!
Don’t worry! It’s fine.
.
What do you mean?
It’ll come back to life someday.
How do you know?
(Evilus) No it won’t!
WAAAAAAHHH!
60-*pies evilus* they just don’t seem to go away. Like any weed/invasive I guess.
☺ Hey! I like you! Do you like me?
☻ Man, just killed Borat!
☺ Noo!!!!!
☻ No, you didn’t kill him.
☺ Yay!!!!!
DIE! *shoots smileys*
Could you please explain that? It jumps from one plot to another, it seems like.
I’m happy, but I don’t know why. I’m on this computer, but I don’t know how I got here. A strange woman called me Susan this morning and acted like she knew me. I’m deeply confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Just kidding! I’m not crazy! I think…………………
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ We are the Dark Army! Bwa ha!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ We are the *are pied by Dark Army*
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ Bwa ha! Those were Imperius pies!
☻Wait a minute, they fainted!
☻Hey that’s not right!
☻COMMANDER!
Here’s the problem. Your Harry Potter Pies are Stunning Pies, not Imperius Pies.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ *wake up* *pies Dark Army* We are the Light Army!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ But we will prevail!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ But we are the good guys! *big battle*
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ Ha! We have the upper hand!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Oh no.
☺COMMANDER!
ATTACK! *big battle continues*
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Ha! Now we have the upper hand!
☻☻☻☻☻ WE SURRENDER!
No we-[SPLAT!]
☺Got him!
The Dark Army is defeated!
Mfff mffff!
hp parody?
1 HUH?
2 does this work?
hmm… alt+1
pressing number pad+ alt + (on laptops its the fn key+ letter with the little blue number/ symbol and alt.) (at least on my laptop)
1=☺
2=☻
3=♥
4=
5=♣
6=
7=
8=â—˜
9=â—‹
0=
☺ mehheheheheee!
: lol : heh you are small.
☺ grrrr!
: lol : turns to
hee hee! its so cute!
☺ *chomp*
turn into nohed
nohed gurgle
☺ yaay!
nohed GURGLE
? : lol : ? ?
70- Don’t get us users of the superior Mac get our hopes up, you windows-user.
73- *glares* superior how? windows can play more games
I’m not going to bother getting into this argument, I don’t have enough time. That is to say, I’m going to get out of this argument ASAP because I don’t have enough time.
67-No, it isn’t. The Imperious/Stunning pies are a product of harrypotteritis.
75-What does ASAP mean??
Ooh, look, C++darkmage got me wrong! You’re supposed to put a space before smilies that bear a resembalance to the finished one (yhe one that actually appears in the post when erverybody else sees it). Such as me.
And leave out the spaces between the colons and the word for “command ” smileys.
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idfea::idea::idea:: Thwre are 16 of us and we will take over Museblog! Ha ha! *run off*
Uh oh, chaes them ! They’re bunnius evilus! *starts shooting*
(76) ASAP = “as soon as possible.”
Hi! I’m George Bush! What wh- what this coun- country needs, it needs, we want, umm… it needs…
(Everyone)- You need to get off the stage. Now.
Hi! I’m Hilary Clinton! I’m going to be the first woman president! See me flex my muscles!
Hi! I’m Barak Obama! Hi! I’m going to be the first muslim president! Vote for me because I support Al Gore! Yaye greenies!
Hi! I’m John Edwards! I lost last year but I don’t give up! Yayyy me!
Hi! I’m John McCain!
Hi! I’m Mitt Romney!
Hi! I’m Rudy Jiuliani! I was former mayor of NY, and it was on my command that I bumped tons of prostitutes and drug dealers off to turn this place into disney land!
x100 Hi! We’re everybody else! No one knows our name!
Hi! I’m Mr. Green! I’m really bored. Vote for me!
(Everyone votes for him)
Grrr. I hate HTML that dosn’t work. GAPAs, can you fix that pweaz? *puppy face*
80-Not if you spell please that way. Did you put a space in front of each smiley?
A little experimentation.
Does not work.
80- It works perfectly well, if you do what R-t H said to do. So do that. Also, don’t say p*ease, but if you absolutely must it’s spelled p~–~w~–~e~–~a~–~a~–~s~–~e.
8
D’oh!
It’s Giulliani.
I like cheese.
☺: Wow! I’m tiny!
☻:So am I!
☺: I’m tinier than you!
☻: Are not!
♥: You’re right! I am !
â™ : But I’m weensy!
: And I’m big. Go to bed.
☺☻♥♣: Noooooooooooooo!
:x: Didn’t you hear what your father said? BED!
Here, Beavo.
Hi! I’m George Bush! What wh- what this coun- country needs, it needs, we want, umm… it needs…
(Everyone)- You need to get off the stage. Now.
Hi! I’m Hilary Clinton! I’m going to be the first woman president! See me flex my muscles!
Hi! I’m Barak Obama! Hi! I’m going to be the first muslim president! Vote for me because I support Al Gore! Yaye greenies!
Hi! I’m John Edwards! I lost last year but I don’t give up! Yayyy me!
Hi! I’m John McCain!
Hi! I’m Mitt Romney!
Hi! I’m Rudy Jiuliani! I was former mayor of NY, and it was on my command that I bumped tons of prostitutes and drug dealers off to turn this place into disney land!
x100 Hi! We’re everybody else! No one knows our name!
Hi! I’m Mr. Green! I’m really bored. Vote for me!
(Everyone votes for him)
Smiley BIONICLE:
I am Tahu, Toa of Fire!
I am Lewa, Toa of Air!
♦ I am Gali, Toa of Water!
☺ I am Kopaka, Toa of Ice!
☻I am Onua, Toa of Earth!
♥And I am Pohatu, Toa of Stone!
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ find all the Kanohi, go to the Kini-Nui, get gold Kanohi, and go to Makuta’s Lair.
♣♣We are Manas, and you can’t come in!
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Oh yeah? *they fight the Manas and win*
:mrgreen☺♦☺☻♥ We are Makuta in disguise! Bwa ha! *everybody fights, the real Toa win*
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Yaayyyyyy!
Smiely BIONICLE, Part Two.
•(Makuta)Bohrok, awake!
â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ We are Bohrok. *they start destroying the island*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Nooooooo!
(Turaga Vakama) The Bohrok carry krana. They take control if they get on the face. You need one of each kind from each kind of Bohrok.
Here I am in Le-Koro. Uh-Oh, everybody has krana on their faces! *the Le-Matoran put a krana on his face*
☻*fights a swarm of Nuhvok* Good. I have a full set of Nuhvok krana. *goes to Le-Koro* Oh no, Lewa has a krana on his face! *gets the krana off*
Thanks. *they meet up with the other Toa*
We have all the krana we need.
☺I found a nest! *they go down the nest*
◘○ We are Cahdok and Gahdok, the Bohrok queens!
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ We will defeat you! *they fight Cahdok and Gahdok, trap them in protodermis, and fall into protodermis*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Now we are Toa Nuva!
hey…bionicle…that’s the lego brand that creates weird new peices and has the comic! I remember!
89-yaaaaaayyyyyy! vote mr. green!
i ruuuuuuuuuuulllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
too true
92-Yeah, though it just has animations with absolutely no detail online for the first three years. But there are also books! As a matter of fact, I went by the books for Smiley BIONICLE. They have more detail. That’s why Parts One and Two are so close together, but I haven’t put in Part Three yet. I’m waiting untill I can get the third book from the library.
Ah, bionicles. That first series was a classic. The new ones suck, though.
89- Giulliani has a g, and obama would be the first black president. He’s a christian.
Little smiley?☺☻ Aww. They don’t come out very good. Maybe they’ll look better when I press submit. I ♥ ☺!
Ima run in ircles awwwwwwwwwwwl day
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smiley BIONICLE, Part 3
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥Good. Our villages have been reapaired.But Somebody stole our power symbols, and we’ve lost our powers.Dang.
♠◙♂♀♪♫We are the bohrok-kal and we stole your symbols!Where are Cahdok and Gahdok?
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥They aren’t on Mata Nui anymore.
♠◙♂♀♪♫They are too. *everybody goes to the Bohrok nest*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ *they reach out to their symbols*
♠◙♂♀♪♫Our own power is destroying us! *they die*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
:cool::cool::cool: Meh heh.
:mrgreen:Meh heh what?
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:Bunnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cool::cool::cool:Eek! Bunnies!
:mrgreen:Oh no! *turns into Harry Potter* Uh oh…
Stupefy! Stupefy! Stupefy! *bunnies sgush him *
:cool::cool::cool: Help! *runs from bunnies*
8OEeks!
☺☻Heeelllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the bunnies take over the world*
Oh, good. I was just in the mood for another SSSS. Thanks!
Um, lyke, whazzup dude?
The skie.
Bwahahaha, not anymore, now the sky is falling!
:everyone: Oh NO!
*dies*
☺ Dum da da dum do do dum da da dum do do BRRAT!
☻ I know that song, lets sing!
☺☻ What up what up mendiosa mendiosa shake shake shake *shakes*
:sky: *falls*
I hate that song. *does not dye*
Hehehe.
But I don’t want any ice!
*hides*
*throws ice out window*
Okay, so we were talking about–
You dropped your ice.
*hides*
But I don’t want any ice!
Bye.
*throws ice out window*
So we were TALKING about–
OWWWW
What happened?
You dropped your ice. On my head.
I DIDN”T WANT ANY ICE!!!
Well WTF I’m leaving. *leaves*
*throws ice out window*
*dies*
Whoops, GAPAs, can you please fix that?
102- Ah yes. I seem to remember a great ssss about that.
There was also the following marx brothers:
Chico- “ice man here”
college widow-“i don’t want any ice”
C- *throws ice out window*
CW-*Converses with groucho”
Groucho leaves.
Harpo-*Holds out ice”
CW- I don’t want any ice!
H- throws out window.
CW- Converses with villian
C-“Hey lady, you dropped your ice!”
CW- “I DON’T WANT ANY ICE!”
C- *throws out window*
CW- *Converses with zeppo*
H- *Strides right through room and drops ice out window*