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Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2007.3
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w00t! Thanks! Alice-tell me about your smiley trouble…
short thread. people must not be interested.
1-
My smiley trouble?
UGH. I hate those smilies.
2 – Is this your first post on MB or what?
☺-Beavo, give us some more Beavo Bars!
☻-Pleeeeze?
☺-They are soooooooo yummy!
☻-Yea.
☺-By the way, is there any way to make us bigger?
☻-Yea! I’m so small people can’t see my cuteness!
6- Here.
{[=beavobar=]} x100
BeavoBars life supply.
And now, the only way you can get bigger is to eat all 100 BeavoBars RIGHT NOW.
SMILEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
☺-Thank you beavo!
☻-Thanks beavo!
☺-Thanks much beavo!
☻-Thank you very much beavo!
9-*gasp* No, no no NO my friends. Never never spell my name without KAPITALS. Beavo. Alwaysy Beavo. Never never beavo. And if you thought you would get more by being polite, you’re wrong. I hate politeness. No more for you.
Those are cute smileys, E2MB. Cuter than the big ones, because they’re tiny.
11 – I know! ☺☺☺
Okay Mom, this is a BeavoBar. Infamous as it may be. E2MB, this is not for you. Do not eat it.
{[=beavobar=]}
This is stupid. And senseless. And it’s all about smileys. *sobs* It’s horrid!
:0 ohh no!
WE HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD18 – Why do you say “your mom”and “YER MOMMA” so much?
3 – Your smiley trouble as in you can’t make these smileys (☺☻) on your computer.
21- That’s because I have a Mac.
¡å’ß ´ça¨ß´ å´ Ã¥ Âåç
22 – Try using the number pad to type alt+1 and alt+2 instead of the normal numbers. (You have to have num lock on.)
☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠• ◘ ○
alt + 785 = â—„
alt + 784 = â–º
: rightarrow : = :rightarrow:
Whoops!
: arrow : =
23- Here goes. It probably won’t work on my laptop.
It doesn’t. I don’t have a number pad, but there is a little button that convents some letters into numbers. When that is used with the alt. key, it just shows the numbers.
Oh wait, I found num. lock.
Still just numbers.
¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–â‰
21-It doesn’t look like a smiley. What are you talking about?
OOOH I can see them now in safari!!!
Now how can I make them???
28 – They’re so small they might just show up as dots on your screen settings.
YAy
8) U R DUMB
never mind
: idea what am i doing? i am just a cute little bunny. (smiles evilly)
WOOHOO!
The Adventures of Mr. Green, part Googidymlahhabloodyblah.
*
BOOOOOOOOM!*deafening explosion*
THE END!
–
Hi
I am not purple, I am pink. Servant, take him away.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
8) I am too cool for my own good.
8) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Its a purple bunny!!
hahaha
8) lets end this, I just hope we all turn out right
8) this coversation is terminated
>:( grrrrrrrr
You’ve fallen victim to a WordPress glitch. A “typographic” smiley (one created by characters, as opposed to a “command” smiley) can’t be the first thing on a line, and it can’t fall on the first line of a comment. Fortunately, there are a couple of simple workarounds:
1. Type a space before the smiley characters.
2. Type a “throwaway line” before starting the smileys. The line could be a title or even a single character (say, a period or a colon).
Or you can just remember to start your SSSSs with “command” smileys, which don’t have that problem.
How do you make the black and white tiny smileies?
8), you have a lot to learn about cool. Amusement parks are very cool!
Are.
Let’s just go!
Okay!
I will ride the roller coaster! *gets on roller coaster*
I will go through the hedge maze *goes into hedge maze*
Wheeeee!
Am I lost? Okay, it must be this-*is hit by piece of merry-go-round* Ouch. Oh, look, the exit! I’m out!
and 8) and 
Time to go home.
:DWeee, let’s go to the amusement park!
8)Nah, amusement parks aren’t cool.
8) Aren’t.
8) and
8) I will ride the merry-go-round *gets on merry-go-round*
8)Mmmm, I like peaceful-*merry-go-round blows up* HEEEELLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
☺Yay, we finally live!
☻Yay!
☺Hey, let’s steal some Beavobars!
☻Oh no, we have turned into video game characters!
☺Sad. We’ll plan the game, hey?
☻What’s the storyline?
☺We’ll plan that tomorrow!
☻All right!
☺Double post. Now triple. Dang. Sorry.
☻Hey, i wanted to say something!
☺You have.
☻And now we are eveenr. If you speak i will pie you.
☺You don’t scare me!
☻*pies☺* Ha ha!
☺Mmf, mmf.
☻Heh heh.
How do you do those?
8) I’m so cool
I’m shocked how could you say that?
that’s even more shocking stop shocking me now!
8) cuz it’s the truth!
8) whatever
.
I’m shocked how could you say that?
that’s even more shocking stop shocking me now!
8) I’m so cool
8) cuz it’s the truth!
8) whatever
42 – If you have Windows, the code is
☺= alt + 1
☻= alt + 2
If you have Macintosh, you are forced to c+p.
☺wow! kagy did it!
☻what did you expect?
☺failure.
now for something completely different.
8) Kagy is special kagy is cool
Kagy just went for a swim in a pool
Kagy is young but kagy is wise
Unfortunately kagy got water in her eyes.
45- How do you do it on a Mac?
☺Now about that video game we turned into characters in?
☻Are we good guys or bad guys?
☺Good, I hope.
☻Let’s call it, “Museblog: The smileies vanish.”
☺Why do we vanish?
☻Maybe we’re kidnapped!
☺Who would kidnap an innocent smiley?
☻Good point.
47 – A macintosh IS a mac.
I know, but I don’t know what “c+p” means.
*turns into Jeeves*
I believe, sir, that it refers to the practice of copying and pasting text from one document into another. Persons knowledgeable in the use of computers assure me that it is an indispensable labour-saving device.
Makes sense, but I’m too lazy.
52-8O! You’re too lazy to copy and paste? Now THAT’S lazy!
Hello!
Why should I?
Oh, yeah? I have a backup force! *whistles*
☺Hey, you know what?
☻That depends on what you’re going to tell me. But, as I don’t know what you’re-
☺I think Koko du Pelle has developed an obsession with us!
☻Why not? We’re cute aren’t we?
☺You’re right.
☺ and ☻Get out of here!
☺We’ll make you!
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::
Oops, sorry about that.
Ignore that. It should have ended:
Oh, yeah? I have a backup force. *whistles*
*whispers*We’ll trick him into putting the :Ds first. They don’t work at the beginning of a line.
See? They’re now just harmless : Ds! 23 :idea:s won’t work. ATTACK!
Argh! Help! I surrender! *runs away*
☺We’ll make you!
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::Dx100.
☺Oh no! Do something!
☻Er… *thinks madly*
:arrow:x100We will save you
☺He has 23 :idea:s and 100 :Ds!
:Dx100*attacks*
:arrow:x100 *they attack*
☺and☻Thanks!
?
Sorry, I need to try to post one of those smiley things!
Erg!
☻
56 – YAY!!! *hands over pie*
58-Thanks! *yummy* But it looks like a ? to me when I’m in explorer. I had to go into safari to see if it worked! But it finally did! *yummy*
.
60-*pies evilus* they just don’t seem to go away. Like any weed/invasive I guess.
☺ Hey! I like you! Do you like me?
☻ Man, just killed Borat!
☺ Noo!!!!!
☻ No, you didn’t kill him.
☺ Yay!!!!!
Could you please explain that? It jumps from one plot to another, it seems like.
I’m happy, but I don’t know why.
I’m on this computer, but I don’t know how I got here. 
A strange woman called me Susan this morning and acted like she knew me. 
I’m deeply confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
LOL!
Just kidding! I’m not crazy! I think………………… 
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ We are the Dark Army! Bwa ha!
Here’s the problem. Your Harry Potter Pies are Stunning Pies, not Imperius Pies.
ATTACK! *big battle continues*
No we-[SPLAT!]
The Dark Army is defeated!
Mfff mffff!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ We are the *are pied by Dark Army*
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ Bwa ha! Those were Imperius pies!
☻Wait a minute, they fainted!
☻Hey that’s not right!
☻COMMANDER!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ *wake up* *pies Dark Army* We are the Light Army!
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ But we will prevail!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ But we are the good guys! *big battle*
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ Ha! We have the upper hand!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Oh no.
☺COMMANDER!
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ Ha! Now we have the upper hand!
☻☻☻☻☻ WE SURRENDER!
☺Got him!
hp parody?
1 HUH?
2 does this work?
hmm… alt+1
pressing number pad+ alt + (on laptops its the fn key+ letter with the little blue number/ symbol and alt.) (at least on my laptop)
1=☺
2=☻
3=♥
4=
5=♣
6=
7=
8=â—˜
9=â—‹
0=
☺ mehheheheheee!
hee hee! its so cute!
turn into nohed
: lol : heh you are small.
☺ grrrr!
: lol : turns to
☺ *chomp*
nohed gurgle
☺ yaay!
nohed GURGLE
70- Don’t get us users of the superior Mac get our hopes up, you windows-user.
73- *glares* superior how? windows can play more games
I’m not going to bother getting into this argument, I don’t have enough time. That is to say, I’m going to get out of this argument ASAP because I don’t have enough time.
67-No, it isn’t. The Imperious/Stunning pies are a product of harrypotteritis.
75-What does ASAP mean??
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idfea::idea::idea:: Thwre are 16 of us and we will take over Museblog! Ha ha! *run off*
(76) ASAP = “as soon as possible.”
(Everyone)- You need to get off the stage. Now.
(Everyone votes for him)
Grrr. I hate HTML that dosn’t work. GAPAs, can you fix that pweaz? *puppy face*
80-Not if you spell please that way. Did you put a space in front of each smiley?
A little experimentation.
Does not work.
80- It works perfectly well, if you do what R-t H said to do. So do that. Also, don’t say p*ease, but if you absolutely must it’s spelled p~–~w~–~e~–~a~–~a~–~s~–~e.
8
D’oh!
It’s Giulliani.
I like cheese.
☺: Wow! I’m tiny!
: And I’m big. Go to bed.
☻:So am I!
☺: I’m tinier than you!
☻: Are not!
♥: You’re right! I am !
â™ : But I’m weensy!
☺☻♥♣: Noooooooooooooo!
:x: Didn’t you hear what your father said? BED!
Here, Beavo.
(Everyone)- You need to get off the stage. Now.
(Everyone votes for him)
Smiley BIONICLE:
I am Tahu, Toa of Fire!
I am Lewa, Toa of Air!
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ find all the Kanohi, go to the Kini-Nui, get gold Kanohi, and go to Makuta’s Lair.
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Oh yeah? *they fight the Manas and win*
:mrgreen☺♦☺☻♥ We are Makuta in disguise! Bwa ha! *everybody fights, the real Toa win*
:mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Yaayyyyyy!
♦ I am Gali, Toa of Water!
☺ I am Kopaka, Toa of Ice!
☻I am Onua, Toa of Earth!
♥And I am Pohatu, Toa of Stone!
♣♣We are Manas, and you can’t come in!
Smiely BIONICLE, Part Two.
(Turaga Vakama) The Bohrok carry krana. They take control if they get on the face. You need one of each kind from each kind of Bohrok.
Here I am in Le-Koro. Uh-Oh, everybody has krana on their faces! *the Le-Matoran put a krana on his face*
Thanks. *they meet up with the other Toa*
We have all the krana we need.
•(Makuta)Bohrok, awake!
â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ â™ We are Bohrok. *they start destroying the island*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Nooooooo!
☻*fights a swarm of Nuhvok* Good. I have a full set of Nuhvok krana. *goes to Le-Koro* Oh no, Lewa has a krana on his face! *gets the krana off*
☺I found a nest! *they go down the nest*
◘○ We are Cahdok and Gahdok, the Bohrok queens!
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ We will defeat you! *they fight Cahdok and Gahdok, trap them in protodermis, and fall into protodermis*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Now we are Toa Nuva!
hey…bionicle…that’s the lego brand that creates weird new peices and has the comic! I remember!
89-yaaaaaayyyyyy! vote mr. green!
92-Yeah, though it just has animations with absolutely no detail online for the first three years. But there are also books! As a matter of fact, I went by the books for Smiley BIONICLE. They have more detail. That’s why Parts One and Two are so close together, but I haven’t put in Part Three yet. I’m waiting untill I can get the third book from the library.
Ah, bionicles. That first series was a classic. The new ones suck, though.
89- Giulliani has a g, and obama would be the first black president. He’s a christian.
Little smiley?☺☻ Aww. They don’t come out very good. Maybe they’ll look better when I press submit. I ♥ ☺!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smiley BIONICLE, Part 3
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥Good. Our villages have been reapaired.But Somebody stole our power symbols, and we’ve lost our powers.Dang.
♠◙♂♀♪♫We are the bohrok-kal and we stole your symbols!Where are Cahdok and Gahdok?
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥They aren’t on Mata Nui anymore.
♠◙♂♀♪♫They are too. *everybody goes to the Bohrok nest*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ *they reach out to their symbols*
♠◙♂♀♪♫Our own power is destroying us! *they die*
:):mrgreen:♦☺☻♥ Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
:cool::cool::cool: Meh heh.
:mrgreen:Meh heh what?
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:Bunnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cool::cool::cool:Eek! Bunnies!
:mrgreen:Oh no! *turns into Harry Potter* Uh oh…
Stupefy! Stupefy! Stupefy! *bunnies sgush him *
:cool::cool::cool: Help! *runs from bunnies*
8OEeks!
☺☻Heeelllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *the bunnies take over the world*
Oh, good. I was just in the mood for another SSSS. Thanks!
:everyone: Oh NO!
☺ Dum da da dum do do dum da da dum do do BRRAT!
☻ I know that song, lets sing!
☺☻ What up what up mendiosa mendiosa shake shake shake *shakes*
:sky: *falls*
Hehehe.
Whoops, GAPAs, can you please fix that?
102- Ah yes. I seem to remember a great ssss about that.
There was also the following marx brothers:
Chico- “ice man here”
college widow-“i don’t want any ice”
C- *throws ice out window*
CW-*Converses with groucho”
Groucho leaves.
Harpo-*Holds out ice”
CW- I don’t want any ice!
H- throws out window.
CW- Converses with villian
C-“Hey lady, you dropped your ice!”
CW- “I DON’T WANT ANY ICE!”
C- *throws out window*
CW- *Converses with zeppo*
H- *Strides right through room and drops ice out window*