Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2007.2
The last batch (SSSS, v. 2007.1) was great. Now the saga continues, with bunnies added to the dramatis personae.
Date: April 5, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
Friday, 19 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
The last batch (SSSS, v. 2007.1) was great. Now the saga continues, with bunnies added to the dramatis personae.
Date: April 5, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
I’m cute.
Nope.
I actually am.
OK, I will worship you then!
Thanks!
(Note, this would noy happen in real life- the guy hates bunnies.)
Question: is it spelled “smillie” or “smiley”? There’s a big difference between them, and I have been using “smillie”.
Another story:
Why are you looking at me like that?
Hehehheh…
I’m getting a little nervous.
Good.
HAWK, help!
He won’t come!
(“\/”) Sure I will!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Thanks for coming!
(“\/”) No problem!
I’ll leave him alone! Please, I’m going! Don’t hurt me! AHHHH!!!!!
HA! You’re not going anywhere.
(“\/”) *slams in jail*
But I said I would leave!
You must stay for questioning.
(“\/”) Yup. I will be back shortly. I’m leaving a small bunny troop to keep you from escaping.
Thanks HAWK!
(“\/”) Sure. Here’s the troop: :Idea:
Thanks again!
(“\/”) I’ll be back soon for questioning…
Woa, open a word document, change the size for the text to at least 20, and type the codes for ( : ) : ( : | without spaces) and see what happens! Neat! Did you know it could do that GAPAs? 8)
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Hi. I’m happy!
I’m happier!
Heeheeheehee hahahahahahahahaha!
and OK, you win.
∆∆
I am a happy stupid senseless smiley!
I am too!
No way, me too!
.
– I am very happy today.
– I am very green today.
– Let’s go to the supermarket and buy some jelly beans!
– Okay
*Mr. Happy and Mr. Green go to the supermarket to buy some jellybeans*
– Hello, Mr. Guy-behind-the-counter. We would like to buy some jellybeans.
– What type?
– GREEEEN…
– Well your in luck Mr. Green, we have a new green jelly bean flavor.
– OOOH LET ME TRY IT YUMMY NOW
– Now Mr. Green, please have some manners.
– Okay. OOOH LET ME TRY IT YUMMY NOW PLEASE
– Is that weirdo from the assylum?
– Yep. I take him where he wants to go. He can get pretty annoying sometimes….
– GREENGREENGREENCUSUINEW00TFORGREEN
– But I’m very happy so I can handle it.
– You lucky. I’m always sad because of my two red horns.
– What’s wrong with the horns? You could hang your hats on them…
– People think I’m a demon or a freak.
– Aw that’s too bad. I don’t think your evil.
– Your the only person who’s ever said that.
– CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE GREEN JELLYBEANS ALREADY!!??
– Coming right up.
– THEY’RE SO GREEN!!! *gobble snarf*
– You know Mr Happy, I could use some happiness in my life.
– If any comes my way, I’ll let you know so you can have some.
– AAAAUGH!!! WATERWATERWATER
– What’s wrong with Mr. Green?
– Our new green jelly beans are jalepeno-flavored.
– That’s not very nice.
– But I’m finally cheered up!!! YAY!!!
– Oh my gosh you really are the devil if you act like that!
– Water…waah…
– Come on Mr. Green lets go. And fast!!!
*Mr. Happy and Mr. Green run out of the supermarket*
– Aw darn. Now I’m all sad again.
*Mr. Mad walks up to the counter*
– Hello Mr. Mad.
– Shaddup. I want some black jellybeans. PRONTO!!!
– Do you want to try our new variety? They taste just like expresso!
THE END
3 – The requirements for that little trick are Windows XP or Vista. Unfortunantly, I have Windows 2000.
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:lol:-Ha Ha Ha!!
:neutral:-Huh?
:lol:-Ha Ha Ha!!
:mad:-GGGRRRRR!!!
:razz:-‘Bye!
:mad:-were’d he go?!
:arrow:-He went that a way!
(to be continued…)
6- Good luck with that *not really knowing what to think*
hello everyone… hey, whos this?
Its me, duh
who’s me?
me
whould you stop?
absolutly not
SOME HELP
okay… brewhahaha
ARGH!
I WILL SAVE YOU
good
but im really *tears off mask *
*runs away screaming:
hey, dont scream *reveales himself to be koko*
sorry koko
whats your name
im fred the bunny
whats your name
im fred the bunny
WHATS YOUR NAME
fred the bunny
shuttup
7-Ah, I see. I have a mac, and we got the new tiger software a few months ago.
The characters:
I’m happy!
I’m not.
I’m shocked!
I’m just silly!
I make many mistakes.
I’m in the story being nice!
Let the story begin!
Let’s go to the park!
Yea, it’s a nice day out!
You’re going to go out in the cold and the wind!!!
Sure! We will put on our coats.
* turns into *
I guess it would be ok.
I know it is.
Can we get going?
What if we catch cold?
It will be ok!
I can’t do anything right!
Of course you can! You’re just being too hard on yourself.
Look at me! I can’t do anything right either!
But you can!
Lets go!
Yea, we will all feel better if we get outside.
*They head outside*
It’s cold!
I know. I told them this was a bad idea!
Once we get moving we will feel better.
*they warm up once walking*
This isn’t so bad!
I’m feeling better now.
Me too.
Me three!
I said, We would warm up!
And I said we would feel better!
This is nice!
I am feeling great!
* turns into and turns into 8) *
YAY!
8) How’s everybody doing?
I’m good.
This is great!
YAY AGAIN!
I feel like laughing!
That’s a big surprise.
I feel like singing!
* turns into *
I feel great too!
I’m glad you all came along!
Thanks for taking us!
YAY!
Heehee!
8) YIPEEEEEE!
WOOHOO!
YAY!
W00t!
Thanks everybody!
Lets all say YAY at once!
Yea!
8) Cool!
Neat!
On the count of three.
One.
Two.
Three!!!
8) YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Hops by and says yay too!
There is a lot you can learn from that last one.
Wow. Everybody is on the evolution thread!
I am really happy!
I’m happy!
I have big teeth!
I’m evil.
I’m sad.
I’m saying eek!
I’m shocked.
I’m confused.
8) I’m cool.
I’m concerned.
I’m winking!
I’m laughing!
I’m embarrassed!
I’m twisted.
I’m, uh, I don’t know!
I’m crying!
I’m an arrow.
♥ I’m a heart.
I’m rolling my eyes!
I’m an exclamation point
I’m a question mark.
I’m a bunny!
What happened? I meant to put this: I’m a question mark.
GAPAs, : ? : is supposed to make a question mark, but it isn’t working.
Mwah hahahahaha! Together with my brother :evil:, I have taken over the world!
er… NOT SO FAST, and :evil:. I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU BOTH AND RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
[drool]
[slobber]
and We will do your bidding master
[drooooool]
no! We can’t have bunnies ruling the- *:idea: turns around* [drooooooooooooooool]
Dude.
*attempts hypnotisation but fails due to :cool:’s glasses*
Dude.
wanna take over the world with me, :cool:??
DUDE!
Great.
*:idea: and take over the world.*
[drooooooooooooooooooooool] duuuuuuuuude….
THE E-:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:…
This was origionally hypermoocow’s on the last SSSS thread, but the smileys never worked so I’ll post the story here so people can see it how it was meant to be seen.
8) dude i am soooo cool
:l no duh
8) ur just jealous bcuz im cooler then u
:l yeah
8) i can teach you how to be cool
:l ok
8) bippity boppity boo now u r cool
8) hooray i am cool!!
Funny, that didn’t work. Let me try that again
8) dude i am soooo cool
no duh
8) ur just jealous bcuz im cooler then u
yeah
8) i can teach you how to be cool
ok
8) bippity boppity boo now u r cool
8) hooray i am cool!!
16 – this smiley is sticking out it’s tounge.
shark bate brewhahaha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
but its not my birthday
*hands him block of ice*
i dont want any ice
*throws ice out window*
thank you
hey you dropped your ice
but i dont want any ice
neither do i *throws ice out window
thank you
*comes in and throws ice out the window and leaves*
that was wierd
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BOO
ARGH!!!
i will take over the world and you better belive it
yea right
BOOOO
ARGH *dies*
*tears off mask*
muahahaha
hahaha take off the mask
I am not waering a mask.
the joke’s over, man.
I am taking over the world.
yeah right.
oh may gosh-it is a hot pink bunny!!!!! RUN!!!!!
is not.
is too
is not.
is too.
pathetic little humans.
P.S. -are smilies human???!!?? humanoid???
26-
no
duh yes
Im cool
ladidadida
hey you just pressed the make the world blow up button
you know what? this story sucks. because this button came out of nowhere, and now the worlds gonna blow up and it was completly random and furthermore i think the peroson who created me is such a jack *world blows up*
dude that was awesome
:1
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
:idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:
We Will Take Over The World!
8) I’m cool.
I’m going to take over the world.
8) How’s that gonna work?
I’m so cute, people will fight for me.
8) Yea right.
MWHAHAHAHAH!
8) Where did he come from?!?
8) Bunnie?
8) BUNNIE???
8) Noooooo! I’ve been left alone with a twisted guy!
Relax! It IS the bunnie under here!
8) Huh?
It’s my plan. I see it worked. Everybody will be afraid of me!
8) Neat!
I know.
8) Wait, you’re not the same guy as before!
What? I can’t see through this mask. I’ll take it off to prove I’m the bunnie! *tears off mask* See?
8) Then who’s he?
Who?
8) Him!:
& 8) = + AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
heheheh…
:idwa: + 8) = running away.
+ 8) = panting after running ten miles without stopping.
8) That was weird!
I know.
8) AHHHHH!
It’s still the bunnie under here!
8) Oh.
= about to gobble up 8) , who = when he saw lunging forward.
The bunnie must still be back with and pretended to be the bunnie running with me! I must get the bunnie!
= (tongue out from panting)
I *pant* think I’ve made *pant* it! *pant*
= around corner, while is on this side of the corner tied up.
now = 8)
8) grabs , but leaves him tied in case he’s another or something.
8) gets to safe place, grabs instant pie mix and makes several pies in case it is
squirms.
8) lets out, pulls on him, realizes there is no mask.
thank you for saving me!
8) no prob.
someone’s coming!
8) get down!
How is everybody today?
+ 8) Jump up and grab and pull him and find no mask
I’m the normal guy!
8) OK, lets have a picnic!
YAY!
+ 8) + = having picnic and feeling better.
here’s a totally pointless conversation.
ALL HUMANS MUST OBEY PINK PIN-
8) dude.
WOULD YOU PINK PLEASE PINK STOP PINK INTERRUPTING PINK MY PINK RAN-
8) duuuude.
SERIOUSLY PINK THAT”S PINK REALLY PINK GETTING ON MY PINK NERV-
8) dude.
what’s happening here?
HE KEEPS PINK INTERRUPTING MY PINK RAN-
8) dude.
mwahahaha…
who are you?
I SHALL DESTROY THE EARTH!!! *BOOM*
end of story.
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Hi, I’m Harry Potter.
And I’m Ron!
Let’s go bother Snape!
Righto!
Okay, I won’t even go into that any further. Being MuseBloggers, we all know it by heart.
34-YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! :smily:
7-So do I…sadness…I wonder if any other HTML works here…EXPERIMENTATION ALERT!!!
:innocent:
:angry:
:lips-are-sealed:
:money-mouth:
Aw, man! It didn’t work! Oh, well…I have still have these!
– Hahaha!!! I will take over the world!
– Aw, man!
– Not again!
– AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!etc.
– No way!
– As long as you’re happy!
– Yay!
– No!!! *gurgle* NOHOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
– Why would you want to?
– What? What?! Over my dead body!!!
– Haha…you’re kidding, right?
– Ok, then…
– Hey, can I be co-ruler?
– Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Hey, that was supposed to be my job!
– Stupid bunny.
– Whoa.
– Dude!
– Huh?
– GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Pass.
♥ – ………
– Mwahahaaa!!!!! And then I will conquer you!!!
– Psh…yeah, right.
*kills with evil HPB teeth*
Everyone Else – Dude, was our only hope…AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone Else runs away*
*:idea: stands there for a minute, looking around*
– YES!!! It’s mine!
Oh, yeah, only one face didn’t work…snapple…oh, well.
Yah>
I am cool so I have a HPB
Bwaahahahah. Kokonspiracy
Oh my gosh, those are so like cute. I like want one.
my plan failed.
(entire cheerleading squad) WE LIKE MUSE WE LIKE MUSE.
: ours didn’t!
DANAN DANAN DA-NAN DAAA…
DANAN DANAN DA-NAN DAAA…
Presenting the Smiley Heroes!
EEK! His sonic scream shatters glass and leaves enemies writhing!
SHOCK! His magnetic stare hypnotizes- or electrocutes!
RAZZ! The joker of the gang, with a repertoire a mile long and a tongue to match!
COOL! He gets on everybody’s nerves, but they accept him because he can freeze anything!
MYSTERY MAN! He erases memories, becomes invisible and leaves behind his signature question mark!
MR. GREEN! Supersmiley strength, unusual color, annoying optimism- this guy’s got it all!
Mystery man should look like this:
HeeHee
What are you laughing about???
HeeHee Haw HAW!!
Hey somebody come over here and make him say something.
:shocked: Hey! *shocks Mr. Green*
HeeHee Haw HAW HAHAHA!!!
whats happening
not really sure
I can help
ARGH!!! EVILLE!!! *makes hex sign*
that dosnt effect me
AHHHHHHHH *runs away screaming bloody murder*
:mrgreeen: HeeHee Haw HAW HAHAHA HEHEHEHEHE CAHCAHCAH
what was that
:shocked: dunno
this is kind of… random
:mgreen: *dies*
:shocked: *dies*
*comes in and trips on Mr. Green and dies*
everyones dying *dies*
brewhahahah my plan has worked!! YAHAHAHAHAHAA
Mr. Green looks like this and Shocked looks like this
–
Welcome to Second National Bank. How may I help you?
You can put five billion dollars in a sack and give it to us.
I’m sorry, I can’t do that.
YOU WILL OR WE’LL DESTROY YOU.
Well, when you put it that way… here you go.
Hey, Mad! Get the car ready!
It’s revved up and ready to go. The boss will be pleased!
C’mon!
VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, you don’t have to do the sound effects.
Yes, I do. We don’t have a “car” smiley, so, as I’m the driver, I will do the sounds.
That’s inconvenient.
Blame Prarilius Canix, not me.
Uh, guys? There’s a bunch of weird people in the street…
:evil::twisted::mad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s the Smiley Heroes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek::shock::razz::cool::?::mrgreen: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
:eek:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*car windows shatter*
Screeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Honk! Honk!
:twisted::evil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will obey me…
YES MASTER
He’s hypnotized Mad! Let’s grab the dough and go!
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE RAZZINATED! *sluuuurrrrppp*
GAAACKK!!! Evil, run!
DUDE! Running is like, so useless. *freezes Evil*
Meanwhile, far away…
The plan has failed. You must get that five billion.
How am I supposed to do that?
That’s your problem.
Come on, at least give me a hint!
Pistachio nut ice cream. Trebuchets. The US Mint.
Sweet! Literally! I get your drift. I’ll get right on it.
You do that.
*leaves room*
The plan for world domination is right on schedule. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued…
there is no such thing as ghosties.
they are under my bed
but there is no such thing
is too
is not
I will vacume them up
and ok go ahead
*vacumes up monsters:
see there were monsters otherwise it would not have said *vacumes up monsters*
oh
*hands them some ice and leaves*
what the…
LETS MAKE ICE CREAM
*pause* okay!!
and make ice cream
I will TAKE THEIR ICE CREAM
whoops im in the wrong story bye
*graps mr whoops* oh no you dont youre coming with me
nooooooooo
yumme ice cream
yeah
hahaha give it to me
dont do it!!
*morphs into mr green* *hands mr eville some ice*
ok thanks bye
can I go now
sure
can I have some ice cream??
and sure
*they all have a happy picnic*
YAHAYAA that was poisen ice cream
41-Mine didn’t work the first time, either…do you know why?
I do not know the story, but here goes…
-:twisted: Poison ice cream? Sounds like MY kind of idea!
-:oops: POISON?!?!?!?!?!?! *faints* *dies*
-:idea: It was fine for me.
-:cool: Me too.
*both die:
-:twisted: Mwahahahaha! I will rule the world! *takes over park*
– Oh, no you don’t! I will blast you with my shining light beam smile!
– NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
– Yes!
I was just looking at the old thread. You made the as promised!
Yummy doughnuts!
I know. Those are mine!
It’s a nice day, ladidadida…
HITS ON HIS TONGUE
AHHH! VIOLENCE! I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!
I can’t either!!!
That makes me mad.
What did do?
He took my doughnuts!
But I didn’t know they were his!
Well you could have given them BACK when you did know!
I didn’t think you would want them after I had been munching and drooling over them!
Sounds logical.
Oh.
Hi everybody!
Lovely day, isn’t it?
I do say so!
* turns into 8) *
8) I feel great!
Why don’t we all get doughnuts!
Sounds great!
8) Sounds FAB.
YAY!
*they start out*
I think the doughnuts will be fresh today.
You know?
Well, sort of.
How do you sort of know?
Yea!
When did he get here?
I just walked up and was talking to 8) .
I see.
Glad you could come!
we were headed to get doughnuts!
Want to come?
If you don’t mind.
Please, join us!
Sure, we like green.
I do too!
I know.
Come on, you can’t know everything!
Listen!
WHAT???
HUSH!
Somebody’s coming!
Who is it?
I can’t see.
It’s a bunny!
Hops up.
Hi ! Nice to see you!
Nice to see you, too.
Please join us! We are headed to get some doughnuts.
8) Yes, we welcome bunnies!
This is nice, everybody coming to have doughnuts!
8) I’ll call the others!
YAY!
* 8) calls others *
Then 8) & ♥ enjoy all of their favorite types of doughnuts. YAY!
BUT THEN…
I didn’t know I was allergic to donuts. *runs to bathroom* *loud retching and flushing*
51-
Hehe that was poisen doughnuts
*all die axept bunnie*
What the?
you didnt die because you are the Chosen One.
Oh. Can I have a pony?
Sure *hands over a pony*
YAY! GIDDIUP!
*comes outta bathroom* Where did everybody go? *dies*
*they all get burried*
48- dies
53-Hey, I already killed him! Sort of…
54-I just had to make sure. You know how much devils lie.
On my computer the and smillies are squares with a red x in each of them. Anybody else see that?
-:idea: *gulp* What am I, The Chosen One, supposed to do, O Mighty Mr. Green?
-:mrgreen: You are supposed to retrieve the sacred diamond necklace and throw it into the Fault of Faultiness!
Hey! They’re working again! YAY!
?
Hmm…..
Im the Agent Smith Bunny!
8) whaaaat…? oh!
–
8) Um, *ufcoughcoughufmmm* This is *makes voice deeper* Bob.
Hey! I’m a detective too!
8) But I’m operative cool!
Cool! I’m operative bunny.
8) And how are you sneaky or *cough* have a deep voice?
I just don’t talk when looking for clues.
8) Show me!
Sure. Follow me…
8) *gulp*
No need to be scared!
8) I’m not *gulmp* scared!
Good. *sniffsniffsniffsniff* Stop! here’s the spot was standing when he took !
8) Woa. I guess having a nose is helpful, isn’t it?
Sure is. Lets go…
8) O-o-ok-k-ay.
I smell where he took !
8) You’re good at this!
Thanks. There’s the hiding spot! Look for traps. There are probably traps all around here.
8) I’ll roll this remote-controlled robot over the ground.
There’s ! Get him with the marshmallow shooter!
*pow*
* + 8) drag to jail and send to doctors for a check-up. *
8) and most of all, go have a picnic! YAY!
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it didn’t work!
Oh. I see what I did wrong. All the ::): were meant to be these
55-True…lol.
:shocked:
TESTING 314
ergle! i meant
????
:-
Bunnies.
-OH NO! it’s a bunny army!
-Yes. We have come to… (what am I supposed to say?)
#2- I knew we shouldn’t have elected him.
TO BE CONTINUED…
In my stories, and are the same person.
– Hiya Mr. Bunny!
– Hiya Mrs. Bunny!
– I am Mrs. Bunny!
– I am Mr. Bunny!
– How can that be? We look the same!
– All bunnies look the same…on the outside! *giggle*
– Wanna go out with me?
– Sure, I’ll go out with…
– Whats all this?!!?!?
– We’re going out!
– Yea!
– First HPBs took over MuseBlog, and now they take over the SSSS thread!!!???
– Hey Mr. Evil, you wanna go out with me?
– That is the last straw! Henchman?
– Yessir
– Get rid of them
– Yessir YARRRR
– AAAAA
– AAAAA
– Heh heh heh now that the bunnies are gone we can rule the SSSS thread!!!
– Yessir
– Ah, here comes a loyal subject.
– Hello there Mr. Evil.
– I AM YOUR KING!!!
– No your not you’re Mr Evil
– Henchman, get rid of this unloyal subject to our name.
– Yessir YAAAR
– AAAAA
– Good. Now we can rule the SSSS thread!!!
– Yessir
– Hi there Mr. Evil
– I AM NOT MR EVIL I AM YOUR KING!!!
– *lol* Oh wow that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day thanks Mr. Evil!
– Henchman, get rid of this insane Lol smiley.
– Yessir YAAAR
– AAAAA
– Good. Not we can rule the SSSS thread!!!
– Not so fast Mr. Evil I want to rule the SSSS thread.
– I AM NOT MR EVIL!!!!!! I AM YOUR KING!!!
– No your not your Mr. Evil.
– This is getting old.
– Sure is Mr. Evil
– If you call me Mr. Evil one more time my henchman will get rid of you.
– Yessir.
– Are you afraid of barf?
– What on earth has that got to do with anything?
– Henchman, please barf on Mr. Evil.
– Yessir.
– Hey you called me Mr. Evil again! Henchman… *is barfed on*
– You did a good job on Mr. Evil that barf is really gross!
– Yessir I had shrimp an hour ago
– AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!! *runs to the bathroom to wash himself off*
– Heh heh heh now we can rule the SSSS thread!!!
– Yessir
~~~THE END~~~
how do u make :)-ey faces???????
“
^
sad
HPB`s it is Easter!!!!!!!!!!
: )
Are the smileys working??
okay, tis is not a smiley story, but better: a DBZ story!! w00t!
Freeza: hehehe. i am evil. i shall kill Earthlings and turn Earth into Planet Freeza Number 967.
Piccolo: die, Freeza! LIGHT OF DEATH!!! *launches energy beam*
Freeza: *easily sidesteps blast and destroys Piccolo* “fool!! did you really think i could be defeated by one Namekian? *evil laughter*
Son Goku: “no, but you shall be defeated by me!!! KAMEHAMEHYAAAA!!! *launches gigantic energy blast*
Freeza: *is severely injured* NOOOO!
Son Goku: *is also severely injured* “no…uhhh…someone kill him…
Son Gohan: you…hurt…DADDY!!! *completely obliterates Freeza and his minions*
Son Goku: yes…*dies*
The End
I’m the new king.
I’m his helper guy who keeps getting yelled at!
Hey! Stop talking about me like that or I’ll have you take out the trash tonight!
I always take out the trash anyway, sire.
Ah, if you keep calling me sire I may have my other helper take out the trash instead!
Who’s your other helper, sire?
I am.
You look sad AND embarrassed!
I am.
I’m cool.
Yes sire!
Yes, is right sire!
I like you guys calling me sire!
There goes a !
Whatever.
*blasts to the county jail with a super-duper marshmallow shooter*
8) Jail guard guy with sunglasses on locks up for life in prison.
I was walking by and saw him making and sad, so I blasted him with my marshmallow shooter right between the eyes.
8) A good target on him.
* + turn into + *
+ + + 8) = having a picnic while Is in super-jail.
YAYAY!
Can we revert back to the Chosen One Story, please? This is totally unrelated. Geez!
78-Mr. Green knighted to be the Chosen One, so let him decide. How about it Mr. Green?
Well Ok.
I enjoy being the chosen one!! *eats chocklit from golden bowl*
thats great *dosnt really think its great*
Hey Im going to ssssteal your title Mr. Hot Pink Bunnie
NOOOOO
Yesss
DIE *sends beam of Chosen One Cheese
ARRGHHH *diesss*
thank you
no prob
We aren’t supposed to rrr these. I think we just invent our own stories.
I’m sticking my tongue out!
Stop.
Why?
You took too long. *blasts to moon*
* + rocket come in*
Wha-
We have come to take you to jail! And is going in the rocket to get !
As I was SAYING, what?
Yea, but we knew what you were going to say so we answered the question!
Yup. Joe’s right!
Thanks Frank!
Whaaaa!
80-:razz: went to the moon? will he bring back moon rock? I think he should stay there to collect stuff.
80 – You’re right. We just make our own individual stories. You could organize an RRR on this thread, but it would take some effort.
28 – Isn’t that from the Demented Cartoon Movie?
* #1, #2, & #3 are hopping on whatever the the springy things that have one foot are called*
* #2 steps on red button*
* #2 stops*
* #2 says that the button would make the world blow up*
* #3 stops and says that the movie sucks*
*world blows up*
83-Yes it is… hehe they say alot more than this movies sucks
84- Yeah, I know. I couldn’t be bothered. :lol::twisted::wink:
:
Stop staring at me like that!
I’m going to keep staring at you like this as long as it’s still my shift to watch to prisoner.
OK, I’ll just sit here and be a good little twisted guy!
Good.
Do they ever let us out to clean up trash or anything?
I’m afraid we take people who litter into prison so we can make sure they clean up the trash when we have those cleaning-days.
Oh.
*hums a tune*
/
dear lord whats wrong with your face?
shut up this is my neutral face.
now if my smielies actualy work this will be wonderful.
Um, I meant “to watch THE prisoner.” *huffelpuffels himself for incredible dumbness*
Okay, here we go…
Eek! You stepped on my toe!
8) Cool!
Um, not cool!
8) Cool.
I think it’s weird you keep saying “cool”.
8) Cool!!!
I’m leaving now.
8) COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh. Somehow I just knew he was gonna say that.
An RRR on this thread would be fun, though! And it wouldn’t be that hard, just a lot crazier!!!
89-Okay then, here’s the start…
I’m really not sure if this is gonna work.
Of course it will!
If you say so.
I know so. I’ll just tie you to the top of the pieapult, and you will learn to fly!
*gulpgulpdoublegulp*
To be continued by… Somebody!
Come, get on!
You know, I’m really not sure–
Oh, don’t worry, it’s easy!
I don’t think I–WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1
contd. from 44
SNOOORRRRRKKKK… whiiiiiuuuuuhhh… SNOOOORRRRKKK…
Wake up!
Huh, what?
:shock:The US Mint is being bombarded by people with pistachio nut ice cream catapults!
Oh, sure. Go back to sleep.
Man, that’s what everybody said. I have to get down there myself.
Airport this way!
Thanks!
………ZOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM——-:shock:
Can I get a ticket?
No, sorry. WAAAHH!!!
Stop crying.
WAAAHH!!!
YOU WILL OBEY ME
YES MASTER
GIVE ME A TICKET
YES MASTER
Man, I hope I’m not too late…
At the US Mint
If any of the Smiley Heroes turn up, they’ll be too late!
Good. The $5 billion is ours. Spring my henchmen from jail, and then we’ll execute our plan.
92-
………………..:)
……………..:(:):(:)
…………….:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted
………………..:)
I am Super Blah, the Smiley!!! I command you to stop!!!
We aren’t ready yet.
Yeah, come back later.
………………..:)
……………..:(:):(:)
…………….:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted
………………..:)
okay.
Mwa, ha, ha! That idiot!!!
I completely agree. However, lets continue.
To be continued
let’s see if anyone notices the reference.
Darn it. It didn’t work. Replace the Super Blah Smiley with
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:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
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………. :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:twisted:
………………..
That should work.
91-CONTINUED!!!!!!!!! But can we keep ? I see you used , but I think works better. *hopes that’s okay*
This is gonna be fun!
What are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Nothing. I’m just turning on this little motor that runs on stale doughnuts!
What does it do?
It pulls the catapult arm tight.
But the arm was already down.
I know. This motor just pulls the rope around the arm tight so it will have a lot force.
And that means…?
You will fly farther, faster, and longer!
*Gulpgulpdoublegulp,gulpgulpgulpgulpquadruplegulp*
96 –
– Stop gulping down all the stale doughnuts!
– *gulpgulpdoublegulpgulptriplegulpgulpgulp*
– Aw dang! Now all the fuel’s gone. Now I’ll just have to fire.
– *gulp*
– FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
97-Well, he was gulping because he was scared, not because he was eating the doughnuts… But here’s what happened next:
Oh man.
There he goes!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Whoa, I didn’t know he would be, like, scared or anything!
Wow, I can fly!
Hey, sounds like he’s having a good time after all!
This is neat! I like it up here-AHHH! *splat*
Ouch! That had to hurt.
8) You mean, like, “that like had to like, hurt or like, something”!
I don’t say like that much.
*sighs of agony*
Well, better call ambulance dude!
I’m here!
8) Dude, like why do you like have an angry face like that?
It’s a hard job, zooming through red lights hoping nobody will hit your truck, etc.
Well, is over there sighing in agony. Better get him quick!
* loads in ambulance*
Hope he makes it!
8) Yea, like, him dying, would be, like, sad!
continuation of the smiley rrr
Here we go! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Wow! the ambulance goes fast!
YEA IT GOES BEEP BEEP BEEP
Wher’d you come from?
I saw the superfast ambulance and saw you guys talking about it so I thought Hey! This would be a good time for some nonsensical humor
8) Sick, dude.
Oh no the ambulance has stopped!
at the ambulance
I’m afraid I’m going to have to give you a speeding ticket.
WHAT!!?? THIS PERSON IN THE BACK IS ABOUT TO DIE!!!
You set a bad example to the traffic.
[random curse word]
Badmouthing the police too? Allright, that’s an extra 50 bucks.
I hate this job.
What’s going on up there?
Shaddup.
Alright, if he’s really dying, I’ll let you through. I wasn’t sure if you were stealing the ambulance and using the siren to look like you NEEDED to be going fast. You know, with all of those other dudes back there you look suspicious.
Thank you sir.
Okay, lets get you to the hospital…
(the doctor dude who looks shocked at medical results)
8) Will he, like live?
Sure, he just needs some shots for any torn muscle, and maybe a few casts. He didn’t hurt himself seriously. Just a little shock from whatever happened.
I don’t think you want to know.
I do.
8) Well, was tying him to a catapult and hurling him through the air so could see what it’s like to fly.
Very dangerous! What was it like?
Alright until the landing.
I guess so!
To be continued, but don’t let him die!!!!!!
15 min. later…
Hello, :neutral:. My name is Dr. DeVille, and I’ll be fixing you up today!
Hello, sir…what’s that?
What, this? *reaches for :neutral:’s back* This is just the needle I’m going to stick in your–
*bursts in the door with camera crew* Hi! My name is Inyo Urface, and I’m here reporting on the catapult incident…tell me all about it!
Well, I–WAAAAAAAA
What’s that, sir? I didn’t quite catch it.
AAAAAAAAAA
I don’t think he said anything…(looking at camera equipment) how do you work this stuff, again?
AAAAAAAAAA
I didn’t quite hear you, :???:, what did you say?
Huh?
AAAAAAAAAA
*puts head in room from next door* Will somebody give him some frickin’ anesthetic?! I’m trying to do brain surgery, here!
*grabs needle and sticks it into :neutral:*
AAAAGGGHHHhhhh…
Thank you! *leaves*
Today, in our arena, and in a grrrring contest!
Grrrrrrrrr!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
What a wierd contest.
and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
runs away
I hated so you both win!
Two weeks later…
I’m glad the surgery is done!
*walks up* Hi I’m Win King!
You’re a king and you win?
Yup. And I’m winking, too.
Out of the way! Out of the way!
Okay sir doctor dude!
I’m Win King. You can’t tell me what to do!
Hurry! is about to perform a dangerous medical procedure that can cause premature death.
Um, gulp. *is scared*
:shocked: Wait, you look familiar. Why are you still here?
Told me to stay, and he stuck me with weird needles.
Get to the surgery room! I might be able to stop the damage! Oh, please dear Win King, go stop !
Okay. I’ll call dude, you know that police guy. He might be able to help, if he’s noy busy stopping ambulances.
Thanks!
*is scared again*
Erp, make that “not”, not “noy”. And I put “shocked” instead of “shock”. *sigh*.
continuation of 102
let me just consult with my judges
i liked :evil:better
i liked better
well i liked better so wins! oh wait thats me!
and the winner is…:mrgreen:
105 – Werid.
continuation of 105
YAY I WIN!!!
Ok here is your You_Win_The_Contest Cheese Puff
*turns into *
IM ALERGIC *runs around and falls over*
I think he’s dead
NO I’m alive
no you are dead
am not
are too
*comes in from absolutly nowhere and slips on ice and falls out the window*
ooookeeeyyy dokey then
hi there
oh hi
lets have a picnic on the rooftop
okay
and have a picnic and eat fruit cake and meatball subs with melted cheese
SOMEONE CONTINUE THIS CUZ IM BAD AT RRRs
fudge that : ) should be
107/108-That was actually pretty funny.
I like this picnic idea!
MMMMMM! Yummy veggie_pretend_meatball_subs_because_HAWK_dude_is_a_vegetarian_yup_that’s_right_he_is_anyway.
Fruit cake!
I know!
Hi dudes!
8) Hey that’s my line!
Hey you get down from there right now!
Hi!
All of you!
I’m Win King, so you can’t tell me or my new friends what to do.
I can when you’re breaking the law by sitting on the roof!
Dude!
8) My line! Ahem!
Whatzupzupzup?
They’re up! They’re up on the roof!
I’ll hypnotize them until they fall off!
Why doesn’t anybody like me?
Or me!?!
You guys aren’t this sad!
Dude!
8) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LINE!!!!!! AHEM! AMAHEMAHEM!!!!
Go ahead, hypnotize ’em!
*rolls eyes*
* 8) fall off because they were the ones who were up there illegally*
Well, thanks !
Yea, glad they’re gone!
Yummy in my tummy!
MMMmmmmmmm…
darnit I hate it when I fall off roofs
Du-
DUDE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU THAT TIME HAHAHHA
stabs
*dies*
hey have you heard that the new “cool” thing to do is jump off roofs?
yeah i have! it sounds like soo much fun!
so since we are on a roof how about we try
ok
and *jumps*
:idea::idea::idea: *catches them on the ground*
thanks :idea:’s u saved my life
*throws pie at and
D&M&I#T!!!! I CANT SEEM TO GET THAT F@C!I%N SMILIE RIGHT!
continued from 111-
what the fudge were you thinkin?
ummahhh
umahhh
youre hopeless get away from me
i cannot believe some smileys are soooooo stupie
yeah i know
good thing we are here to be king of the smileys!
hooray for bunnys!
HOORAY!
:evil:I will destroy your plotte
Ohh includde me!
Okay, I will includde you.
noooooo
yess your plotte shall be destroyede.
OH SNAP! OH SNAP! OH SNAP! HOW COME EVERYTIME YOU COME AROUND…
yes yes we know that songe
OH SNAP!
dude
stabs and dies
*dies* Oh snappe I die a lot
yesse you do
yeahknak
arrrhhggg *runs away and falls off of the edge of the earth*
thanks!
no prob
this never works
what are we supposed to post on this thread?
116- Put a space before it.
(no space)
(space)
Ahhhhhhh!
117- Stupid senseless smiley stories. Right now they’re trying to do an rrr.
Maybe I’ll continue my camoflauge from when I was planning.
You know Beavo it’s really a little dangerous putting your e-mail address there. Is that your real address? (the on in post 112)
*spits*
Now that makes me mad. I went to all the trouble of making you a pie and you spit it out!
It has poison in it!
8) Duditydudedude!
*puts a piece of duct tape over 8) s mouth*
8) Hmmnmpmgnsjdfjfjgjrgjdm!
What did he say?
I don’t know. I put duct tape over his mouth
*gurgle* ahhhhhh…
*suddenly turns into kind and thoughtful dude* Call !
*calls *
ohhhh…
I’m here! Get ‘im in quick!
*pushes dying into ambulance*
Get him to the ER fast!!!
Oh, please tell me you can save him!
*sighing in agony and pain*
I think I can. Get me the super healing shot!
Sure doc!
YAY! I’m saved! *gives a big kiss*
*is shocked*
Hooray!
there is no email address there
: ) im happy
: ( im not
: ) you should be happy
: ( why?
: ) because happy is cool
no im not happy im cool
: ( i want to be cool!
ok. bippity boppity boo
cool im cool
121-There is. When I click on the green part of post 112 it opens a blank email. Did you see that GAPAs? Is it real? I hope it isn’t.
D-
8) DUDE!
Du-
8) DUDE!
Dud-
8) DUDE!
DUDE!!!
8) Aw, dude, why did you do that?
Because the chance was there! Everybody else had gotten up to the right point, so I just finished it and said dude!
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dud
dude
dud
du
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no email came up for me
When I opened it in a new tab it was a blank page. No e-mail.
122 – He was saying the “F” word and bleeping out some random letters of it with random characters but one of them was @ so the computer thought it was an e-mail address.
126-Oh.
GAPAs, could we have a new triangular sentences thread? I tried to open the old one four or five times and I had to force quit explorer.
I’m grinning!
Um, is that legal?
Uh, i don’t know!
Oh.
Lets eat chips with salsa!
Then your tongue would really be sticking out!
= E2MB
=
– Let’s play a game!
– I didn’t know you were nice!
– Sometimes you need to venture off the battlefeild and see what people are like in real life.
– Goodie! What game shall we play?
– Let’s play catch with this grenade I found. *turns it on*
– Okay! Throw it here!
– Catch! *throws grenade at HPB* *grenade blows up*
– Ouch
– You’re not supposed to say anything you blew up!
– Oh. sorry
– Well, now I’ll just have to go play this charming game with that nice plump little HPB over there. Bye!
You like that, don’t you?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH… PRETTYPINKYBUNNY THE COLORS THEY BURN ME EYES
I The Pink Bunny Overlord requests you to Slow DOWN I do not no what u r sayin dood
IT IS TWOO U R PINK
I NO BEECUZ OF MY LEEERNINGS
Whatev dood
Whatev dood
HEY STOP COPYING ME
HEY STOP COPYING ME
:idea:* throws pie bomb at 8O*
THE RED COLOR NOW IIIS BURNING MI EYES
quiet you.
I like red funky culorss………………………
Do you want to play a game?
Sure!
Okay then, lets play put the bunny-hater in jail.
*is dumb and confused* Sure!
*Throws in jail*
Okay!
Good.
Let me play!
Okay. *throws in jail*
Can I play?… ( )
Sure! *throws in…*
.
– Hi I’m E2MB I have come to rescue you from the evil bunny
* lets all the smileys out of jail*
– YAY!!!
– Darn you foiled my plan
– Let’s throw the evil bunny in jail
*all smileys help throw the evil bunny in jail*
– it’s dark in here
– That was fun let’s go do it on some more bunnies!
– Yea!
* go off and have fun throwing all the bunnies in jail*
What happened to games like toss the H-bomb?
133-I don’t know, but I’m glad they’re gone. They were insulting.
A new story:
I have a new potion!
What does it do?
Try it for yourself! *squirts with potion*
I love bunnies! *goes off and squirts the other bunny-haters*
And it never wears off, so no posts with bunny-haters!
Yes! No more posts like that, because they all love bunnies and will forever!
YAY for me and my new potion and no more bunny-haters!
118-OHHHHHHH I knew that
120-Thats an email? No its not mine. Did it open a new message? *tries to click it* No it dosent work…
NO MORE BUNNIE HATERS *chants and it gets really boring*
: ) Ok thats enough shaddup
I’m Back!
*Pies R-t H and all :idea:s* Remember when you had those suits? Do you think that haters are stupid? *reveals anti-:idea: suit*
135- you don’t put a space between them. NOT : ), with no space, but
with a space.
I’m really confused like : )
space at the beginning of the line, remember?
hmmm
OMG I DID IT YAAEEE
141- YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you do that???
Sorry
That’s okay!!!
No, it’s not.
I know. My problem.
Don’t be hard on yourself!
Will you get out of here?
Don’t go!
Don’t worry, I won’t!
*sniffle*
*argh*
Mweeheeheehee!!!
Whateve-
8) Dude!
Can I be cool?
8) Dudity dude_dude!!!
*turns into *
I’m REALLY mad now!
YAY!
8) How’s it feel, being cool?
Great!
I’m leaving.
8) Good dude!
This is nice!
8) DUDE!!!
.
– Oh no! They got my twin in post 134! I must rebel!!! Thems evvilss!
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dude.
That was completely pointless. It didn’t even have any smileys in it, so why was it here?
No!
enough smileys for you?
Why does the ? smiley only work some of the time?
150-When I type the code for it, I always get instead of the ? in a circle. Weird.
147-Maybe because the old triangular sentences thread is so full it crashes explorer. At least when I try to load it. MAPs, can we have a new one?
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d;a;sdfjasdklasdklfjasdljabhsdajfaskldfjals;jalekwjalskdjflaskdjfasl;khasdj!!!
I can’t take it anymore!
*falls down, shaking**pies E2MB* One smiley doesn’t count if it isn’t a story.
153-Oh i think its cool. That was cool E2MB!!
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Mimi- stop bickering
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dangit : )
156 – That is seriously stupid and senseless. But that’s what your supposed to be around here. *applauds*
157/8- NO SPACE!!!! :):):):) NOT : ) : ) : ) : ) : )!
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– Triangular sentences have taken over our thread!
– We must unite!
*earth blows up*
– Well that totally ruins our plans to unite
– Yea I got blasted 10 million miles away from you
– I’m here!
– Get out
I will not get out you cant make me!
:O Can too.
Can not.
:O *tries to* *cant*
*gives :O told you so look*
:O Oh shaddup
Are you stalking me??
No
Cause that would be really cool
Eww
Beavo, it’s ” : D ” not ” : O “
Wait, it’s ” : o ” not ” : O “
Oh whatever :shocked:
thank you very much sorry for popopoing
PUT A SPACE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LINE!!!!
Ok…
You whats up my home fry skillit biscuit
with a side of lemonade!
oh shaddup
make me
ok *pies*
*looks hurt*
*is Mr. Daniel* Hey please dont fight its a big fopah and reshashe and all these random words
and oh shaddup
____________________
I hate bunnies. humph…
Guess you don’t like us, then?
I don’t like you.
Then we’ll invent an annoying song!
Great.
Here it is: wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
You’re telling me if I live with you you would stop singing that annoying song?
Exactly!!!
Deal.
Now we just need to show everybody else how this will work! Then we will stop singing it entirely.
NOTE TO ZEMTEEANS!!!: Copy that song and post it in places that seem to be anti-bunny.
Oh thank you for adding the line GAPAs! I forgot to put a space.
Thanks GAPAs!
Thank you GAPAs!
Thanks much GAPAs!
Thank you!
.
– Don’t be so easygoing! Put on some earplugs!
– I really do hate living with them *puts on earplugs* much better
– Wearepinkandwearecute
– Oh shaddup *puts on earplugs*
– Grrr
*runs to every store in world and takes all earplugs*
Good job! Now when their old ones get all grimy they won’t be able to get more!
=
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.
– Wow. For once the bunnies are not being very nice.
– They are sinners and have not repented! We must go get them!
* and throw all the sinful bunnies into a fiery pit of doom*
=
=
We must ESCAPE!!
s Oh how are we gonna do that?
Unhelpfull I dunno.
*trips on his long tail and falls in fiery pit*
Climb up his tail and out of the pit
E2MB: Shoot.
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
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– Yes sir.
* shoots the bunny, following E2MB’s orders*
*pies e2mb*
*dumps big bucket of thick sticky cream on e2mb*
*blasts e2mb with pie/Ï€)
grrr
*uses thick sticky cream to make ice cream for his leigon of ‘s*
*commands ‘s to attack that cursed bunny*
*some ‘s fire big cannonballs at the HPBs while other ‘s shoot fire arrows at the HPBs*
*after all the HPBs have been knocked over, all the ‘s come and stab them all to death with their machetes*
*sends ‘s off to do the same with Red-Tailed Hawk*
E2MB: Aaaaah. Now I can relax.
IM NOT DEAD YET!! IM INVINCIBLE!! BREWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
*sends ‘s off to deal with Beavo and his bunny*
*stations ‘s to be on the lookout for anymore bunnies that beavo posts and to deal with them immediately*
Alright this is getting downright disgusting. Stabbing me to death with a machete?
*e2mb is put through electronic dough flattener by his own guy*
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
*sneaks up behind and his little mad people army and zaps them with The Almight Zapper of Doome and they all turn into strawberry flavored altoids* *bunnie eats all the strawberry flabored altoids* *comments on how good they are*
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
187-E2MB, its two (or two gazillion) against one (or one thousand). Surrender.
*pulls Red-Tailed hawk into the electronic dough flattener with him*
* throws flattened hawk in the garbage*
* takes e2mb to the doctor and gets him fixed*
*e2mb recruits some more troops who are annoyed with the bunnie’s tyranny
*orders them to attack the HPBs*
*they kill some of the HPBs but drown the rest in their own blood*
*sends ‘s to laugh Beavo’s head off*
THEY ARE ALL GONE!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*thumps chest*
Not just yet hold that thought
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
This is smiley stories, not a war!
*moves in with the bunnies*
*stabs them to death while they are sleeping*
*sends smiley army at Red-Tailed Hawk armed with tons of burlap bags, matches, spears and mace pies*
195 – This is a story involving smileys.
*sends some more after R-T H armed with honey-and-rotten-eggs pies*
*joins the war story*
*pies the war story*
8) and his buddy become the newest recruits and begin to pie the bunny army with mant high fat Bannana creams
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8) I still look gooooood.
/ :D= E2MB
:idea:=:idea:
8O= lovers
8O- I’m going to provoke all of the 8Os into pieing me! Yay! *sings bunny song*
:D- *makes illegal smiley legions**puts on earplugs*
8O- *destroys all earplugs*
:D- *pies 8Os, starting a mini war*
8O- *retaliate*
*SSSS develops into smiley war*
See how stupid it is? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!
192-MURDERRRR!!! turns on e2mb and turns him in to the policeman, who happenes to be…
Well, what have we got here??
A murdererererer.
Oh my. We will have to deal with this ‘un. *sends him to a jailer who happenes to be…*
Hey. Git in that cell *throws e2mb in cell* *locks door*
e2mb-NOOOO!!! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!
That’s your problem. *hands him over to a judge who happenes to be…*
Hmm. 5 years for being a Murdererer, 10 years for thumping chest, 4 years for hyptnotizing , and 1 year for having a name that starts with E. 20 years! *sends him over to the jailer again*
Here is your roomate! *Shows him roomate, who happenes to be…*
Hi.
199-You’re right. Lets stop.
On this thread. GAPAS, LETS HAVE THAT SMILEY WAR THREAD!!!!
My post got snipped!
(: i am hedgehog in the school play
0: no i am!
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*sings* I like to be on dead threads……..
Why? So that you can PoPo with supposed impunity? I’m still here… and I’m the harshest member of the PoPoPo.
205-Good point…
204-I like them too, but since the PoPoPo is everywhere, it wrecks all the fun.
205-No offence…
(Jessie McCartney) I AM WEIRD
Yes you are.
Remember to read my posts, I’m still reminding people.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT??? *dies again*
You do the [a href=”” title=””], put htp:/musefanpage.co/blog/your long comment here in the quotes after [a href= “the html goes here” title=”your short comment here”]. Basically, it looks like this:
[a href=”htp://musefanpage.com/blog/your long comment here” title=”your short comment here”] The things that I did wrong were that I: replaced the angled brackets with [], and I only did htp, not http. Got it? Post with a if you get it right, aying that you understand. To do that, you do the [a href=”htp://musefanpage.com/blog/your long comment here” title=”your short comment here”] [/a> and then possibly more text. You don’t leave space between the smiley and the code for the:!: or the:?:. Remember to put at least one character directly before the code for:!: or:?:!
Good job! Now you don’t have to die because of it anymore, meaning that we get to pie you again!
:evil:meh heh…
:mrgreen:Please don’t take over the world…
:evil:Why not?
:mrgreen:Because it’s not nice.
:evil:But i’m Evil!
:mrgreen:hpb! Help!
:evil:He won’t come.
:idea:Yes I will!*banishes smiley*
:mrgreen:YES! You saved the world!
Hmm. I’m on the ship of a supporter? That’s annoying.
Whoa. Nothing happened.
. Hi there
Why are you always so happy?
Because happiness is good for the soul.
Lucky. I’m stuck being straight-mouthed all the time.
Put on some sunglasses and then you will be happy.
I don’t have any sunglasses.
Here are some sunglasses!
8) Thanks. Hey, now I’m happy!
Yay for sunglasses!
Oh yea it worked!!!
Look, you’re making it sound like the JS side is anti-:idea:, which it isn’t. Stop deluding yourself.
It isn’t????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*hastily joins the E2MB side, which is violently opposed to HPBs*
I lost my glasses.
Sorry about that!
*is sad*
I lost my glasses.
Sorry about that!
*is sad*
Well at least we are on the jadestone side
yup.
This one should work better
well the hpbs :idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea: were sad so they decided to go this way and roll their eyes all day :roll:. then they saw something that made their eyes bug out 8O! another hpb :idea:! then they were really happy :mrgreen:.
think it’s weird? i think so too.
218- You are such a cheater. I saw what you wrote.
220- No matter what you people say, the Jjadestone side is definitely Anti-Bunny.
wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!wearebunniesandwearecute,peopleloveuswithoursnoots,wearecutecute,withoursnoots,wesayw00tw00t,withoursnoots,wearesuperdupercutesolivewithusandwewon’tsingthisanymore!!!
Am I anti-bunny? Is JS anti-bunny? We’re the few left over on the JS side from the Great Pie Wars, and are both neutral on the subject. It’s E2MB and myself a month ago that makes you think that, and the fact that I used to think that it was.
why isn’t anyone responding to me? waaaaaaaaaa!
It’s not worth responding to. Also, please, Please, PLEASE capitalize your posts! For those of us who are used to intelligent writing it makes it really hard. You shouldn’t expect people to respond to you on this thread, anyway.
Also, this thread’s pretty much dead.
ok im confused. are we aloud to tell stories or what? (that is probably the dumbest question i can ask but im lost)
Yep. Stupid senseless smiley stories. For example,
I’m happy. I’m an :idea:, and I’m surrounded by lots of other :idea:s. The only thing that I don’t like is rock music! I love Zemtee!
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………….≤≥/………..\≤≥ – Mwa, ha, ha! with my armies of tiny \m/(≥..≤)\m/s, I will take over the world! Start rocking!!! “Ever since i was a young boy/I’ve played the silv-”
:idea:s- NOOOO! Not The Who!
Me (Glassboro) Why, you insolent creatures! You are bunnius evilus, as sure as I’m Glassboro! *atomic pies*
\m/(≥..≤)\m/\m/(≥..≤)\m/\m/(≥..≤)\m/\m/(≥..≤)\m/\m/(≥..≤)\m/- “ver ball./From Soho down to Brighton/I must have played them all/But I ain’t seen nothing like him/in any amusement hall/that deaf, dumb and blind kid/sure plays a mean pinball” *continue singing, over and over and over and over right behind Rebecca Lasley’s computer*
– Hi, I’m the happy guy.
– Hi, I’m the sad guy.
– Why are you sad?
– I think because he was pixelated that way.
– Then we need to break into the computer files! *breaks into the computer files*
– Nooo stop *is deleted*
– Oops.
– That’s why we must be content with what we are pixelated with.
GAPAs! Can you fix that one thing? Please????????
Oh no! I made mistakes! You can’t view one of the conversations!
(234) E2MB, was there more conversation about the ice cream? If so, there’s nothing we can do about it, as we don’t have the text.
235 – Yes there was. Darnit!
233- HOW DID YOU DO THAT????
.:? What is the point of this thread?
.:| To give us a life.
.:? Why can’t we just live on other threads?
.:|What fun would that be?
.:D I like fun!
.:| That’s good.
This is boring. Sorry, but that story will remain unfinished.
They didn’t turn into smileys. Weird.
You needed a space. I’ll do it for you:
. What is the point of this thread?
. To give us a life.
. Why can’t we just live on other threads?
. :|What fun would that be?
. I like fun!
. That’s good.
:idea:This is my latest invention…
:mrgreen:What is it?
:idea:A duplicator machine!
:mrgreen:That won’t work.
:idea:It will! *climbs into machine and pushes button*
:idea:*climbs out of machine* See? It worked!
follows out of machine* And I’m the proof!
Wow. It did work…
Lemee try!!!
nooooooo!
HELLO, !!!!!!!
AAGH!! *Runs for help*
Wow! I set off an SSSSRRR! (Stupid Senseless Smiley Storie Round Robin ‘Riting) Starring and ! And now, a new actor, :D:
:D: Hi, ! Having fun? I like fun!
No.
:D: Why not?????????
used my duplicator machine, and now there are 12 of him!!!!!!
:D: Who’s that behind you?
I’m ‘s duplicate.
:D: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!! May I get a duplicate?
:idea::idea: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D: Oh well, let’s go un-duplicate
That :D: was supposed to be the new actor. How do you make that smiley?
In post 233, a typographical error in the HTML code caused most of the ice cream conversation to be eliminated. Here is the entire conversation:
– I feel like going to get ice cream? Do you want to come along?
– Sure. Maybe ice cream will help me break out of my sadness.
– Good! *walks over to the ice cream store* How many flavors do you have?
– Only 31.
– That’s a lot! Most of the time ice cream shops have only 3. I’ll take blue ice cream.
– I’ll take Red Rum Rasin ice cream.
– You don’t want a flavor like that!
– Maybe that’s why he’s so sad all the time. He chooses our nastiest flavor of ice cream.
244- PUT A SPACE!!! How many times have I said that?
245- I hate rum raisin ice-cream
This is only a test. Stay away from me, PoPoPo!
Now back to the story:
:D: Can your machine run in reverse?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh oh…
:idea::idea Yes, we are doomed!
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Hi, , , and !
My majik powers are our only hope… Bajjki, hizt, hozta, hoo, :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: No! They’re there!
Oh, come-
Not there, there, they’re there! I mean they’re here! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:idea::idea: *gasps in astonishment* No!
those :D’s were supposed to be :D: the new guy! (I keep having trouble with that smiley!) EVIL :D: !!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…
/:?:\
249-Sorry to have confused you.
There’s peanut butter in your shoe.
Shaddup. *shoots smily*
One of my stupid true stories rendered in smilies….
: I am going to take the dog for a walk.
:D: I am so happy to be outside! What a nice day for a walk!
>O: Get your dog away from my precious flowers!!!
:O: Eeek! I’m going, I’m going!
*runs away*
Oops, the smilies didn’t show up properly…oh well.
Here you go, Eccentric the Afterthought!
– I am going to take the dog for a walk.
– I am so happy to be outside! What a nice day for a walk!
– Get your dog away from my precious flowers!!!
– Eeek! I’m going, I’m going!
*runs away*
0,0: blood!!!!!!!
Are you new?
Hello, I am the evil smiley and I will make an army of :mrgreen:s to conquer the world! Bwa ha!
Hmmm… You seem to be a cat.
So?
I am a hot-pink bunny and, as everyone knows, we replace cats and dogs in letters, so…
:D: Okay! *Aims wand at and :twisted:* vanishtomusemail! *:idea: and vanish to Muse Mail*
Yay! We defeated :twisted:!
257- Devil. Not cat.
258-Oh.
Oooops, is still here!
Ha Ha! *transports himself and back to duplicator*
Yike, wasn’t defaeted! AAAUUGGGHHH!!
He wasn’t a cat after all. He’s a demon.
BWA HA!
229: OK. I will. But please note, on the alter ego thread, my lowercase writing was actually a clue.:twisted:
there’s peanut butter in your shoe.
really? *dies*
well that was random
there’s mayo in your hair
really? *dies*
well that was random
there’s cheese puffs in your purse
really? *dies*
well that was fun
Beavo-Use ” : ) ” to make the instead of tping out “: smile : ”
It does the same thing and it will save you some time!
260- Thank you. Your posts are so much easier to read now!
I have come from nowhere and I will use my Ultimate Blade of Good and Light Magic and Doom and Darkness bane, the most powerful weapon of light ever, to destroy !
No! Not the Ultimate blade of Good and Light Magic and Bane of Doom and Darkness! But, if I act quick… *makes 100 :mrgreen:s with duplicator* Ha! Get :), :mrgreen:s!
:mrgreen:x100 YES SIR! *they charge*
The incredibly strong good magic of my sword will protect me!
:mrgreen:s WE CAN’T GET THROUGH!
A magical shield, eh? I’ll handle him myself! Even the Ultimate Blade of Good and Light Magic and Bane of Doom and Darkness can’t match my evil power!
But I-UGGHHHH!!!!!!
Ha!
:idea::idea: *jump from behind*
No fair! *zaps both :idea:s*
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: *zaps with a bolt of green light* Power of Good! (That’s what they said to zap :twisted:!) *zapped smileys revive*
:idea:s and Thanks!
*zaps everyone**all duplicates vanish* Ha Ha!
You forgot me! *kills :twisted:**everybody revives*
:mrgreen:’s duplicates are gone! But so is mine… and the machine! But at least I still have the blueprints.
Narrator: And so the story of :idea:’s duplicator came to an end. But it was a happy ending, and everyone was, overall, satisfied- except one smiley:
Darn. I was sent back to Hell and defeated in my evil scheme for taking over Earth and corrupting all of humanity, sending all 6,000,000,000 people on Earth to Hell! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator:But happy endings never satisfy the villians, do they? Oh, and one more thing-:evil: was :twisted:, but he became all sad because his evil scheme failed. THE END!
Yes, the SSSSRRR is over. But even so,
was meant to be :), and
was meant as :D.
262-I always mess up when I do that, and I’m a fast typer so : smile : is much faster for me instead of reaching up with all my other fingers and trying to find it.
Fix of 264:
I have come out of nowhere and I will use my Ultimate Blade of Good and Light Magic and Doom and Darkness Bane, the most powerful weapon of light ever, to destroy :twisted:!
:twisted:No! Not the Ultimate Blade of Good and Light Magic and Bane of Doom and Darkness! But, if I act quick…*makes 100 :mrgreen:s with duplicator* Get him!
:mrgreen:x100 YES SIR! *they charge*
:)The incredibly strong good power of my sword will protect me!
:mrgreen:s WE CAN’T GET THROUGH!
A magical shield, eh? I’ll handle him myself! Even the Ultimate Blade of Good and Light Magic and Bane of Doom and Darkness can’t match my evil power!
:)But I-UGGGHHHH!!!!
:twisted:Ha!
:idea::idea: *they jump from behind*
:twisted:No fair! *zaps both :idea:s*
.
– I’m mad
– Want some cheese?
– Die
– AAAUUGGHH *dies*
the potter puppet pals
I am harry potter
and i am ron
lets go bother snape
righto
like kiki the mindboggleing said in 34 we all know how that ends.
he he
I’m Harry potter
8) *pies harry potter*
now I’m evil harry potter
but I’m still anoying ron
help me harry its hermione i turned into a hot pink bunny
turns into
my future girl friend is now a hot pink bunny
look on the bright side ron now you can give ginny a good birthday present!
gives to (ginny)
YaY
269 – That’s not bad…..
thanks E2MB
the cast:
= crazy inventor
:rool: = inventor’s boss
= asistant
– I made a box that shows a moving picture I’ll sell it and make millions!
:rool: – rrriiiiggghhhttt that will work
:mrgreeen: – I am not signifigant to the plot
20 YEARS LATER
– I’m a millionare!
:rool: turns into
– I never douted you
– lalala
a continuation of 269
turns to
I’m afraid of hot pink bunnies
I so smart I can clone myself
x 500 Hehehehehehehehe
eek!
.
– I like cheese.
– Is your name Wallace?
– How did you know?
– I have come to take over the word
– Did you mean “world”?
– No, I meant the word.
– Word of what?
– Word of god.
– Oh, I see. Hello Satan!
– Hey look
– What?
– Haha made you look
– Well, I don’t have a bible on me so you’ll have to find the word of god somewhere else.
– Death! Destruction! Doom!
– Cool!
– Run you idiot!
– Oh, right. I’m running now.
– Come back here!
Hello.
*through clenched teeth* Hello.
Why do you keep smiling?
*still through clench teeth* because I like to.
But seriously, doesnt it hurt?
*still through clenhed teeth* Eh not really
walks in.
And may I ask what in the world you are doing???
275- *sigh* the didnt come out right. I forgot the last : on all of them, unless Im doing them wrong.
276- Okay wait, how did it go through this time with only one : ?
For the “typographic” smileys (as opposed to the “command” smileys), you have to type a space first. I’ll go back and fix them for you.
278- Oh thanks!
March foward, my army!!!!!
An addition to 260-At first I thought that most bloggers typed in lowercase!
But, since I’m here, here are some bunnies taking it out on some smileys.
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Huh? How come those smileys didn’t work?
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LIFE HAS MOMETNS ITS HARD TO DESCRIBE, FEELING GREAT
;)#2 NEVER COMIN DOWN FROM THIS MOUNTAIN WERE ON
that’s aly&aj *shoots them*
announcement ladies and gentlemen our show is about to begin
tonight we will have a tragedy
but it’s a comedy too
let’s start already
(Curtains go up)
♥ but because they are different species he cannot tell her
I ♥ but I cannot tell her! o woe is me…
hi wazzup?
hark she speaks! I am fine dear lady and how art thou this beautiful day?
Shoot, i don’t know what half those words mean, homie
excuse my stupidity oh lovely maiden, but what is a … homie?
a friend, someone to hang with
hang with? get executed with oh dear me!
no no no, hang with means to visit with
oh and I ♥ you!
ok… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(runs away)
noooooooooooooo she hates me!!!!
no wonder you green dude
and you think that is why she despises me so???
of course and if you got a face lift or a nose job or something I bet she’s like you better
thanks (goes to
did you come for a face job?
yes, i did. Could you paint me yellow?
sure (works)
omg! what did you do? I’m neon green now!
hehe, my mistake. green and yellow don’t make yellow do they?
you never learned colors did you?
nope!
The moral of this story is never get a face job!!
:!:Will this work?
Dunno. Will what work?
This is an experiment.
You finally spelled experiment right! Good for you!
Guys, you’re getting sidetracked.
Oh right, the experiment.
You did it again! Hooray!
And again. Get on with it.
But you see, the experiment –
turns into
The experiment already happened. We’re just waiting for the results.
Well, when will they come?
When our dear author hits the submit button. Until then, we might as well converse. What shall we –
*hits the submit button*
It didn’t work. How do you make a question mark smiley?
Þ
I’m using this as smiley practice.
:Þ
I think I see. Can you put smileys in your name?
Not that kind of smiley. How about the other kind?
280 – Smiley armies are frowned upon on MuseBlog as they cause page-loading time to skyrocket.
287 – There has to be something directly before it. Like this: .:?:
Nope.
290 – No you can’t. Nobody but the GAPAs can do any HTML stuff in their names.
294-Oh! That’s prejiducee!
295 – Was my guess that you are an online stalker correct? Do I get to ring-a-ling a bell? Do I get free cookies for life?
296-Suuuure, I’m an online stalker. I’m just waiting for some innocent MuseBlogger to e-mail me and then BAM [dramatic music] I get to know all their personal info and kidnap them.
No, you do not get free cookies. I will give you a granola bar. *granola bar* {[==beavobar==]}
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I lurrrrrve the little smileys. ☺☻☺☻☺☻ Aren’t they cute?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
{[==beavobar==]}
That’s my new sig. No stealing.
{[==beavobar==]}
Alright, who was that??? Weird…
Can we please have a new thread??? It took about three minutes to load with dsl, and I hate to think of trying with dial up…
I can’t make those smileys. Probably because I have a Mac, and you guys have PCs.
(305) Actually, it didn’t take me that long. But long enough. So a new thread to the rescue.