Somehow we never get tired of these. Let’s get the jump on the New Year with a fresh batch.
(Newcomers may want to glance at SSSS, version 2006.2.
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Somehow we never get tired of these. Let’s get the jump on the New Year with a fresh batch.
(Newcomers may want to glance at SSSS, version 2006.2.
Comments are closed.
Real story. llama_loving_vegetarian probably knows it pretty well.
:Good morning sunshine! Awake and greet the day!
: (grrrrr) Good night raincloud. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Once upon a time a bunch of smileys went to camp. Unfortunately, they had to wake up really early. One morning, it seemed that someone was quite enthusiastic about waking up.
And everyone eventually had to wake up and they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Mr. Green came and conquered all.
finally a new one!!!
i haven’t been on this thread since like march. cool! remember the one about the fizzymeboppits?
And then the evil puffball attacked Mr. Green and took over.
o ( *_* ) o
Wait…do puffballs count as smileys?
YAY!!
the fish!!!
:))))))(
ta daaaa!!!
Yay a new thread
8) dude its uncool to be like totally happy
8) dudes like cannot understand you. nedd a like total translator
8) got it dude
(this goes on for a very long time)
*the end*
How do you make the smileys? These are the ones I can do…:
B)
9-Go see the bottom of the HG2MB thread. Loads of smiley how to’s.
THE ADVENTURES OF MR.GREEN!
VOLUME 5
SORRY!
:mrgreen:WHEEEEEOKAY! *:mrgreen: becomes 8O*
MEANWHILE…
8O(
8O(
8O(
*:twisted: and 8O(:mrgreen:) are silent, and then…*
8O(
BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
:twisted:*in ashlike quiet voice* Ow. That’s gonna hurt in the morning…
) HERESYOURCHINAFANDANCE! *does weird dance with Ying Fan that blows wind toward 
) SHHHHHH!QUIETTTIME!
8O(
:twisted:*blown away* NOOOOOO! STOP THAT YOU FOOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………………………
8O(
the end of Volume 5
11- What happened to
? Just wondering…
8) – Yo. I’m cool. Hey look, a nerd.
: oops : Oh no! I ripped my pants again!
: lol : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I am happy! Oh so happy!
how do u do the smileys without words?
thats easy but i cant do the one that smiles for instance. its shown as 
nvm it worked
Part 1
8) – Sup
; + ) – ………………………..
Tune in next time to see what happens to mr. semicolon and steve the parenthesies.
Hellooooooooooooo!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH . . . . . . . . . So,Q:Is it possible we are all smileys living 2gether in 1 big party?
My favorite smileys are the ones that move….
and 
A:(fine,I’ll just do it myself!!!!) Yes!!! PAAAAAARTAAAY!!!
Sweet! I love this thread!
I’m definitely need some new ideas.
wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll . . . . . . so do i metalfairy cuz i got nuthin
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Hello, i’m Bob and this is-
We follow Jadestone around and occasionally appear in her posts, and her sister’s too, when VF is too bored and unoriginal to come up with her own SSSS’s. Yay!
JS is… nowhere to be found. maybe in her room?
Aaaah! JS is holed up in her room, or should i say EVIL LAIR!!!! She’s creating evil genius smileys to take over the world!
MWAHAHAHA!!!
We will take over the world and turn you all into slaves to the almighty JADESTONE!
AAAHHHH!!!!!!
and 
and lead by JS*
now w hat?
i dunno… howabout some pie?
okay.
8) Dude.
8) Dude.
*goes to investigate*
8) Dude!
8) DUDE!!!!
*world is taken over by
…to be cont inued…
darnit they didnt work! this ruins the whole story!
I fixed them. You have to put a space before a “symbol” smiley if it falls at the beginning of a line. Also, the post can’t start with a smiley: you have to add some “throwaway” character first. That’s an annoying bug, but it’s easy enough to work around.
8) Duuuuude. I’m a duudy person.
: cry : boo hoo! I’m a crying person! I have no smile whatsoever! boo hoo!
: cry : boo hoo!
: lol : I like laughing! hahahaha!!!!!
: lol : but I like laughing!!!!!
: lol : I’m not afraid of anyone!
: lol : squee! I wonder how scary this “evil friend” will be!
: twisted : moohaha. prepare to meet your doom.
: lol : oh! dear me!
8) I will save you!!!
: cry : so will I! boo hoo!
: twisted : oh, dear. it looks like I’m outnumbered. bye!
: lol : yay! thanks for helping, guys! Squee! Happiness prevails!!
oh no! what happened to some of my smily things? I copied the code-y things directly from the HG2MB guide. does anyone know what went wrong?
Leave the spaces out between the colons and the words.
ahhhhhhhh. I see. Let’s try again.
Hi. I am the straight-mouth person.
Duuuuude. I’m a duudy person.
Don’t worry! I have enough smile for both of us!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrgghhhhh. stop that laughing
if you don’t stop lauging I will get my friend the evil person to come and make you stop.
all right…you asked for it!!
I will save you!!!
I will save you, too!
so will I!
Part 2- Mr. Semicolon and Steve the Parenthesies Revenge
*uses super evil diabolical potion*
8) – dude thats like, totally like not cool ya know, i mean they’re like choking.
*they die*
8) – dude thats like so totally not like, cool and all.
Tune in next time to see what happens with the new evil Mr. Green!
I love SSSS?
8) Dude
Translator please
dude he like dude can’t like understand like you dude
oh got like dude
thats funny dude
HAHAH THAT LIKE TOTALLY FUNYY YEAH
8) dude…cool
8) What? dude
Everyone: that’s just freaky
Thanks a ton, Bobby. You’d think i’d know by now, wouldn’t you…
dude guy. we don’t want him to get big-headed, do we?
i think people are overusing
32- you’re probably right. but he’s the steriotype of tiffanylaneydom.
:shocked: AHH! RUN AWAY!
8)
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Hi!
Bye!
8) Hi, duuuudde!
8) Bye, duuuudde!
♥Þ / þ Þ/254Ã/ðÐ/240
So, what was that supposed to do?
mwah ha ha! hope all the smileys turnout right.
:):(:dude: pardon me, I’m new here. But back home in these here parts we’re just spliting our sides with the quaint jocularity of it all.
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I’m depressed
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m just freaked out
Don’t be sad be glad
is that all you can say?
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m back to being freeaked out
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m deppressed again
don’t be sad be glad
= 
stop saying that
KABOOM
*:cry: becomes :|* what the heck?
*:| becomes :x* you’re weird, now help me with my problem!
*
*:twisted: becomes: :)* Of Coure! I’ll get them a floozookeilheimerwhattzitkoomerpwnersinkyheimerszitter! Thanks stranger!*walks away*
yay!
army of nerdz
cheese is good!!!
.
laa laa laa!!!!
ohhhh all that skipping makes me feel sick!
ohhhhh *throws up on new carpet*
oopsies!
mr mad comes in
grrrrrr my polyester carpet manufactured from china now has genuine barf on it!
happy man
i am sooooo sorry
i miss my carpet!!!!
thank you soooo much!
you are welcome!
lets take a walk in the park!
ok!
+ 
-la la laaaaa
mr.mad
happy man
8) woah man cool it i’ll buy you a new carpet.
and they all lived happily ever after
Can the GAPAs add smilies at will if they just have the pictures for them? We need hpb+koko smilies.
DY (47),
There might be a way to do that, but we haven’t learned how yet. I’ll let you know when we figure it out.
I just got this off WordPress. I don’t what it means, but you might?
How Can I Have Different Smiley Images Appear?
This is a safe way:
Find your smiley image files in the /wp-images/smilies directory and back them up to another directory
Note the names of each smiley file. Your files must match these names and should be in the same ‘gif’ image format.
For predictable behavior, the image size should match.
Upload your new files to the /wp-images/smilies directory with an FTP program.
If you are up to hacking code:
If you really must change the file names of the images, edit the file that refers to these images, ‘vars.php’, situated in the /wp-includes/ directory. Follow all precautions when “hacking code”.
You can read a tutorial explaining all this in more detail, as well as how to avoid hacking WP code, over at Ars Aranea (http://aranea.zuavra.net/index.php/20/).
There are also WordPress Plugins that will allow you to customize your smilies in WordPress. See Formatting Posts and Miscellaneous Post Plugins.
FLASH BOOM KAZAM!!!!!!!!
THE SCROLLS OF THE SMILEYVERSE
Where am I?
YOU ARE HERE
Where is here? It’s all blackness.
YOU ARE HERE
You’re getting on my nerves.
YOU ARE HERE
Ya know what? I’ll use you to sculpt a world out of this stupid blackness. Maybe I’ll make some other yellow talking heads to keep me company while I’m at it.
No! No! I beg of yAKKKKKK ergle I AM NO LONGER HERE
Volume I, book I
In the beginning- there was nothing. Until He came.
End of book I.
THE SCROLLS OF THE SMILEYVERSE
That guy above my head looks like a good one to start with. Sic ‘im, arrow!
After I do this, will you let me go?
Sure…………………………………….THUNK
Got him.
Great! I’m leaving.
Hi. I have an idea! Let’s make salt colored so that people can’t switch it with sugar!
He could get annoying.
What was that? Speaking of which, I have an idea! I’ll build a listening device…
QUIET! I need some henchmen to shut this guy up. Arrow, where are you?
Get over here!
You’re no longer my master! I will start a revolution! Evil henchmen, get Him!
Yes, master!
Aaaaaa! Idea, I need you!
Volume I, book II
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA……….:arrow::idea: OW!
……………………………………………:arrow: Over here.
End of Book II.
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
The nerdz attACK!!!
8) -urmmm… no.
*every body rebels against 8O*
what will happen next???
grin WHO ARE YOU?!!!
AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!
twisted BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!
WHO ARE YOU?!!!
AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!
evilBWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!
.
8) i am WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too cool to know what that is.
hmm…i wish i could make an angel smiley… 0:-)
8)
That should work.
Once there was a 5,000,000,000 year old kid. He killed his dad. His brother died. He drowned in his own tears.
62- What did that have to do with smileys? There wasn’t a single smiley in that.
&
My eyes are so big and beutiful, and yours are just teeny-tiny dots.
What?
And we are going to take over the universe because we’re the only ones that have the big, beautiful eyes.
:dude: Sorry. I can’t see a thing through these dark glases.
OOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGA
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whoops I REALLY didn’t mean for it to come out like that.
hem hem…
THE ADVENTURES OF MR.GREEN! Volume 6
:lol:heheheh..how may I help ya’ll ? *hehehehe’s into silence*
*:lol: becomes :x* OMG WHAT DID YA’LL DO THAT FOR?
:mrgreen:*loud yells* SUSSSUSUSUSUSUSGAR GOOD! SUGAR….good…
THE END!
All the people who I have never really seen post anywhere else, are now posting here! I mean… Come on! I am feeling totally
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Did that work?
hey I love to post here and I used to do it a LOT.
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THE OASIS MIRAGE THREAD!
runbyfellowbloggersnosalesallthetimecomeondownandwewon”ttreatyoutoicecreambecauseofthe
ok…
im an annoying smiley that probably wont work and im also new…ish and cant be botherd to go to the ssss v1 2006 becos this is a slooooow computer
me too
8) i hope i work
How do you make the little smiley faces?
PLEASE DON’T SEND ANY EMAILS TO ME!
what I mean by above is what do you need the email adress for? If you use it to send, like, emails to me, then could you not?(how do I get out of this?
(74, 75),
Don’t worry, we don’t e-mail MuseBloggers. That blog quirk and many others are explained on the Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog (HG2MB) page.
wow
:dude: like no way. oh i forgot your a nerd.
*note 2 readers . . .
:twisted:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ok, i am awake and now . . . face ur DOOM!!
i luv u, u luv me . . .
OK!OK!OKOKOKOKOKOK! i surrender! God ur annoying!
do u no that im also bluedude?! isnt it like sew kewl!
.
shh!
shh!
whats ur prob
shh!
LALALALALALA I SING THE LLAMA SONG IN A HAPPY LLAMA PLACE
grrrrr * 
turns into 
*blows up everyone in room*
Wow. This is the first time I noticed post 23. Man, why’d you have to tell them, guys??
Jadestone Aww. that’s okay guys. They’ve been saftly moved to a secure location untill I need them now, anyway.
oh is that how u make the red mouth person? cool!
hi i didnt even know i existed
really?!
this doesn’t look good
i agree w/ 
lets run
wait for me!
let me come
and 
no way
cmon little buddy come w/ me!
ok lets do math and spelling
no…but… I CANT STAND MATH AND SPELLING!
*summons evil smiley* i can help you!
no i don’t want… HELP!
i scared you!
good job
ok lets be civilized while doing this
whoa
*turns 
into 
* now i will leave
and 
hi lets do math and spelling
and 
haha
dont make me
and 
no you wont
yes i will! *turns 
and 
into 
and 
not so bad!
so they all went happily ever after to ben and jerrys and ate chocolate fudge brownie until it came out their ears
.
– I’m happy.
– I think we already know that.
– Duuuuude.
– You’re all a bunch of nincompoops!
– Duuuuude.
– I’m happy.
– That does it. I’m summoning mr. evil dude!
– how come I always have to be evil?
– cause i said so.
– That’s dumb. I’ll turn you into something weird.
becomes 
– NOOOO!!!
– That’s okay, Mr. evil. I’ll be evil for a while!
– Thanks!
– Okay. Listen up peoples! I am now evil!!!
– Oh no!!!
– Yarrrrrr!!!
– Help! Twisted mouth is evil!!!
– Dude.
– This story is just plain weird.
– I’m tired of saying dude. I think I’ll say bleh from now on.
– Nooooooooooooooo!
– i LIKE being the good guy! [who does absolutely nothing]
– bleh.
– I hate you.
– Dude.
.
– This is my 42nd appearance on this thread.
– How do you know that.
– Cause I’m smart.
– No you’re not. Those are just big eyes.
– Oh.
– Hello, I am Mr. evil who does not like being evil.
– You lucky, man. I want to be evil, but I’m stuck being happy.
– Oh the irony of it all.
– dude.
– Stop saying that or I will turn you into a blueberry muffin.
– Okay. ******
– Stop cursing!!!
– dude.
– This is hopeless.
– dude.
– Hey you MBer out there. Did you ever realize this is a pathetic way to waste your time?
– No it’s not! They’re worshipping us, and though that wastes your time, pathetic that’s not.
– They’re just staring at us!!! Geez
– I’m smart. I know everything
– NOOOO!!! YOU JUST HAVE BIG EYES!!!
– I’m kinda feeling sad today. But then again, I feel sad every day.
– I wonder why…
– I wish I was evil
– dude.
: l no duh
: l yeah
: l ok