Stupid Senseless Smiley Stories, v. 2007.1
Somehow we never get tired of these. Let’s get the jump on the New Year with a fresh batch.
(Newcomers may want to glance at SSSS, version 2006.2.
Date: December 31, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
Thursday, 18 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Somehow we never get tired of these. Let’s get the jump on the New Year with a fresh batch.
(Newcomers may want to glance at SSSS, version 2006.2.
Date: December 31, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
Real story. llama_loving_vegetarian probably knows it pretty well.
Once upon a time a bunch of smileys went to camp. Unfortunately, they had to wake up really early. One morning, it seemed that someone was quite enthusiastic about waking up.
:Good morning sunshine! Awake and greet the day!
: (grrrrr) Good night raincloud. *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
And everyone eventually had to wake up and they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Mr. Green came and conquered all.
finally a new one!!!
i haven’t been on this thread since like march. cool! remember the one about the fizzymeboppits?
And then the evil puffball attacked Mr. Green and took over.
o ( *_* ) o
Wait…do puffballs count as smileys?
YAY!!
Hello all. I’m Bob!! We follow Jadestone around and occasionally apear in her posts. And this is-
Dude.
As you may know, that’s all we’ve ever been able to get him to say.
Dude.
Well, goodbye for now!
the fish!!!
:))))))(
ta daaaa!!!
Yay a new thread
I am happy
Well I’m happier
8) dude its uncool to be like totally happy
+ whatever. We’re going to a happy place
8) dudes like cannot understand you. nedd a like total translator
calls in as translator
like dude they said they were like going to revel in the mediocrity of their nondepressed lives
8) got it dude
I’m still happier
no way dude
beat me peoples
I give up
why?
look at him! he’s green.
and your point is?
um… I dunno I guess I don’t no
+ + WE SING A HAPPY SONG WE LIKE TO SING A HAPPY SONG IN A FAR AWAY HAPPY PLACE
(this goes on for a very long time)
and blow every one up
*the end*
How do you make the smileys? These are the ones I can do…:
B)
9-Go see the bottom of the HG2MB thread. Loads of smiley how to’s.
THE ADVENTURES OF MR.GREEN!
VOLUME 5
WHATALOVELLLYDAYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYNEWYEARDAY!wo0T!
*rolls eyes* HELLO? It’s also the International Day of Silence, you know! So
SORRY!
rolls eyes* HELLO? It’s also the International Day of Silence, you know! So ZIP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mrgreen:WHEEEEEOKAY! *:mrgreen: becomes 8O*
MEANWHILE…
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!I WILL (silently) TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8O( ) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!BE SILENCYLIKE!!!!!!!
okay……whatever, I DON’T CARE!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!hehee!
8O( ) READY? SILENCE CONTEST!LOSERGETSANUCLEARPIEINTHEKIDNEY!
But.. I…
8O( ) ONETWOTHREEGO!
*:twisted: and 8O(:mrgreen:) are silent, and then…*
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!*farts* OH NO!
8O( ) YOU LOSEEEEEEEEEE!HA!HERESYOURPIE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
:twisted:*in ashlike quiet voice* Ow. That’s gonna hurt in the morning…
8O( ) HERESYOURCHINAFANDANCE! *does weird dance with Ying Fan that blows wind toward
:twisted:*blown away* NOOOOOO! STOP THAT YOU FOOL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………………………
8O( ) SHHHHHH!QUIETTTIME!
the end of Volume 5
11- What happened to ? Just wondering…
8) – Yo. I’m cool. Hey look, a nerd.
: oops : Oh no! I ripped my pants again!
: lol : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I am happy! Oh so happy!
how do u do the smileys without words?
thats easy but i cant do the one that smiles for instance. its shown as
nvm it worked
Part 1
– MWAHAHAHA I will take over the world and destroy all of piekind!!!!
– yeah right!
– i will make you my evil henchmen, steve! – noooo!! oh wait im evil now. Yes!!!!!!!!
8) – Sup
– yo its mrgreen!!! nooooo!!!
– it is i Mr. Green! i have come to stop you!!
+ – how?
– ummmmm look over there
+ – okay, nooooooo!!!! ahhhhh!!!! were being transformed into a semicolon and a parenthesis!!!!! nooooo!!!!!!!
; + ) – ………………………..
Tune in next time to see what happens to mr. semicolon and steve the parenthesies.
Hellooooooooooooo!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH . . . . . . . . . So,Q:Is it possible we are all smileys living 2gether in 1 big party?
My favorite smileys are the ones that move…. and
A:(fine,I’ll just do it myself!!!!) Yes!!! PAAAAAARTAAAY!!!
Sweet! I love this thread!
Hey.
Mm?
There’s something in your eye.
Eh?
Huh?
Wuzzatyousaid?
Dude, nevermind.
I’m definitely need some new ideas.
wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll . . . . . . so do i metalfairy cuz i got nuthin
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Hello, i’m Bob and this is-
8) Dude.
We follow Jadestone around and occasionally appear in her posts, and her sister’s too, when VF is too bored and unoriginal to come up with her own SSSS’s. Yay!
8) Dude.
JS is… nowhere to be found. maybe in her room?
*goes to investigate*
8) Dude!
Aaaah! JS is holed up in her room, or should i say EVIL LAIR!!!! She’s creating evil genius smileys to take over the world!
MWAHAHAHA!!!
We will take over the world and turn you all into slaves to the almighty JADESTONE!
8) DUDE!!!!
AAAHHHH!!!!!!
*world is taken over by and and lead by JS*
now w hat?
i dunno… howabout some pie?
okay.
…to be cont inued…
darnit they didnt work! this ruins the whole story!
I fixed them. You have to put a space before a “symbol” smiley if it falls at the beginning of a line. Also, the post can’t start with a smiley: you have to add some “throwaway” character first. That’s an annoying bug, but it’s easy enough to work around.
Hi! I’m the red-mouth person!
Hi. I am the straight-mouth person.
8) Duuuuude. I’m a duudy person.
: cry : boo hoo! I’m a crying person! I have no smile whatsoever! boo hoo!
Don’t worry! I have enough smile for both of us!!!!!!!!!!!
: cry : boo hoo!
: lol : I like laughing! hahahaha!!!!!
arrrrrgghhhhh. stop that laughing
: lol : but I like laughing!!!!!
if you don’t stop lauging I will get my friend the evil person to come and make you stop.
: lol : I’m not afraid of anyone!
all right…you asked for it!!
: lol : squee! I wonder how scary this “evil friend” will be!
: twisted : moohaha. prepare to meet your doom.
: lol : oh! dear me!
8) I will save you!!!
: cry : so will I! boo hoo!
I will save you, too!
so will I!
: twisted : oh, dear. it looks like I’m outnumbered. bye!
: lol : yay! thanks for helping, guys! Squee! Happiness prevails!!
oh no! what happened to some of my smily things? I copied the code-y things directly from the HG2MB guide. does anyone know what went wrong?
Leave the spaces out between the colons and the words.
Dude!
Dude
Dude!
Dude!
Dude…
DUDE!
Dude?
Duuuude…
DUDE!
Dude.
Dude…
Duuuuuuuuude. Dude dude dude.
Dude, that’s, dude, my word, dude!
*Maniacal laughter*
Yay!
We finally got dude to say something other than “dude”!
Dude!
Nyah nyah.
Dude!
Ouch!
Oh no! Dude just beat up the evil guy!
Let’s run away.
Dude!
and leave. is triumphant!
Dude…
ahhhhhhhh. I see. Let’s try again.
Hi! I’m the red-mouth person!
Hi. I am the straight-mouth person.
Duuuuude. I’m a duudy person.
boo hoo! I’m a crying person! I have no smile whatsoever! boo hoo!
Don’t worry! I have enough smile for both of us!!!!!!!!!!!
boo hoo!
I like laughing! hahahaha!!!!!
arrrrrgghhhhh. stop that laughing
but I like laughing!!!!!
if you don’t stop lauging I will get my friend the evil person to come and make you stop.
I’m not afraid of anyone!
all right…you asked for it!!
squee! I wonder how scary this “evil friend” will be!
moohaha. prepare to meet your doom.
oh! dear me!
I will save you!!!
so will I! boo hoo!
I will save you, too!
so will I!
oh, dear. it looks like I’m outnumbered. bye!
yay! thanks for helping, guys! Squee! Happiness prevails!!
Part 2- Mr. Semicolon and Steve the Parenthesies Revenge
– what!!!!!?????? we have been joined together to make a new smiley!! Mwahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses super evil diabolical potion*
+ – MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahuh* *Hack* *cough* *choke* cant…… breathe …. to…. much ………. maniacal laughter………..
8) – dude thats like, totally like not cool ya know, i mean they’re like choking.
*they die* – bohoooooo!! – your not supposed to cry they’re evil!!!!
– i like cereal
– that waz random\
– or waz it??? Mwahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Mr. green is evil !!!!!!!! oh nooo!!!!!!!!!!
8) – dude thats like so totally not like, cool and all.
Tune in next time to see what happens with the new evil Mr. Green!
I love SSSS?
8) Dude
8) dude…cool
Translator please
8) What? dude
dude he like dude can’t like understand like you dude
oh got like dude
thats funny dude
HAHAH THAT LIKE TOTALLY FUNYY YEAH
Everyone: that’s just freaky
Thanks a ton, Bobby. You’d think i’d know by now, wouldn’t you…
i think people are overusing dude guy. we don’t want him to get big-headed, do we?
32- you’re probably right. but he’s the steriotype of tiffanylaneydom.
Oh happy day!
I can’t beleive he stole my pudding
Oh, you can have my pudding, you poor thing
I DON’T WANT YOUR PUDDING!!!!!!!!
:shocked: AHH! RUN AWAY!
I like this pudding.
8) : mad :
♥ ♥ Þ / þ & # 222 ; / 254 à / ð & # 208 ; / 240
: Pudding?
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Hi!
8) Hi, duuuudde!
Bye!
8) Bye, duuuudde!
♥Þ / þ Þ/254Ã/ðÐ/240
So, what was that supposed to do?
im so happy! oh so happy! im so happy, so happy, im greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!
im so angry! oh so angry! im so angry, so angry, im maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
im so creepy! oh so creepy! im so creepy so creepy, im glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
theyre such weirdos! oh such weirdos! theyre such wierdos, such wierdos, im scaaaaaaaaaaared!!!!!!!!
u guys are strange. oh so stra-ange! ur so strange, so stra-ange your WEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
mwah ha ha! hope all the smileys turnout right.
:dude:
:):(:dude: pardon me, I’m new here. But back home in these here parts we’re just spliting our sides with the quaint jocularity of it all.
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I’m depressed
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m just freaked out
Don’t be sad be glad
is that all you can say?
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m back to being freeaked out
Don’t be sad be glad
now I’m deppressed again
don’t be sad be glad
=
stop saying that
KABOOM
oh woe is me, the birthday of muse has come and I have no presents.
pi=220009*&99%@2rd root of4567*@!#$….
*:cry: becomes :|* what the heck?
pi=220009*&99%@2rd root of4567*@!#$….
*:| becomes :x* you’re weird, now help me with my problem!
floozookeilheimerwhattzitkoomerpwnersinkyheimerszitter
* becomes :evil:* OMG! WHOULD YOU SHADDUP AND HELP ME OUT HERE! OR I WILL JUST DESTROY YOU!
ahremmmhemmm…floozookeilheimerwhattzitkoomerpwnersinkyheimerszitter!
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE! AHAHAHAHAH….wait what did you say?
ahremmmhemmm…floozookeilheimerwhattzitkoomerpwnersinkyheimerszitter!
*:twisted: becomes: :)* Of Coure! I’ll get them a floozookeilheimerwhattzitkoomerpwnersinkyheimerszitter! Thanks stranger!*walks away*
what?
yay!
cheese is good!!!
army of nerdz
.
laa laa laa!!!!
ohhhh all that skipping makes me feel sick!
ohhhhh *throws up on new carpet*
oopsies!
mr mad comes in
grrrrrr my polyester carpet manufactured from china now has genuine barf on it!
happy man
i am sooooo sorry
mr.mad
i miss my carpet!!!!
happy man
8) woah man cool it i’ll buy you a new carpet.
thank you soooo much!
you are welcome!
lets take a walk in the park!
ok!
+ -la la laaaaa
and they all lived happily ever after
Can the GAPAs add smilies at will if they just have the pictures for them? We need hpb+koko smilies.
DY (47),
There might be a way to do that, but we haven’t learned how yet. I’ll let you know when we figure it out.
I just got this off WordPress. I don’t what it means, but you might?
How Can I Have Different Smiley Images Appear?
This is a safe way:
Find your smiley image files in the /wp-images/smilies directory and back them up to another directory
Note the names of each smiley file. Your files must match these names and should be in the same ‘gif’ image format.
For predictable behavior, the image size should match.
Upload your new files to the /wp-images/smilies directory with an FTP program.
If you are up to hacking code:
If you really must change the file names of the images, edit the file that refers to these images, ‘vars.php’, situated in the /wp-includes/ directory. Follow all precautions when “hacking code”.
You can read a tutorial explaining all this in more detail, as well as how to avoid hacking WP code, over at Ars Aranea (http://aranea.zuavra.net/index.php/20/).
There are also WordPress Plugins that will allow you to customize your smilies in WordPress. See Formatting Posts and Miscellaneous Post Plugins.
la la la la la… I’m happy today! And green! Ah, how I love being green.
mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shal spoil your day by making you…. *drumroll* into a YELLOW smilie!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FLASH BOOM KAZAM!!!!!!!!
*transformed into *
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! *disappears*
nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!! CHANGE ME BACK!!!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SCROLLS OF THE SMILEYVERSE
Volume I, book I
In the beginning- there was nothing. Until He came.
Where am I?
YOU ARE HERE
Where is here? It’s all blackness.
YOU ARE HERE
You’re getting on my nerves.
YOU ARE HERE
Ya know what? I’ll use you to sculpt a world out of this stupid blackness. Maybe I’ll make some other yellow talking heads to keep me company while I’m at it.
No! No! I beg of yAKKKKKK ergle I AM NO LONGER HERE
End of book I.
THE SCROLLS OF THE SMILEYVERSE
Volume I, book II
That guy above my head looks like a good one to start with. Sic ‘im, arrow!
After I do this, will you let me go?
Sure…………………………………….THUNK
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA……….:arrow::idea: OW!
Got him.
Great! I’m leaving.
Hi. I have an idea! Let’s make salt colored so that people can’t switch it with sugar!
He could get annoying.
What was that? Speaking of which, I have an idea! I’ll build a listening device…
QUIET! I need some henchmen to shut this guy up. Arrow, where are you?
……………………………………………:arrow: Over here.
Get over here!
You’re no longer my master! I will start a revolution! Evil henchmen, get Him!
Yes, master!
Aaaaaa! Idea, I need you!
End of Book II.
whatup?
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The nerdz attACK!!!
-can we repossess your computer???
8) -urmmm… no.
– can I taake your brains???
-urmmmmmmm…no.
-can I take your grandmother???
-NO!
*every body rebels against 8O*
what will happen next???
grin HI!!!! I’M JOE!!!
grin WHO ARE YOU?!!!
AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!
twisted BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!
HI!!!! I’M JOE!!!
WHO ARE YOU?!!!
AAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!
evilBWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!
.
i play de Floogle Horn. Hurgeedrdrr.
8) i am WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too cool to know what that is.
whatever you say*snorts*
hmm…i wish i could make an angel smiley… 0:-)
8)
♥
That should work.
Once there was a 5,000,000,000 year old kid. He killed his dad. His brother died. He drowned in his own tears.
62- What did that have to do with smileys? There wasn’t a single smiley in that.
&
My eyes are so big and beutiful, and yours are just teeny-tiny dots.
What?
And we are going to take over the universe because we’re the only ones that have the big, beautiful eyes.
“Surrounded, by gad!”
Help me!
:dude: Sorry. I can’t see a thing through these dark glases.
Sorry. I can’t see a thing through these dark glases.
OOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGA
:9 :9 :9 ;O :OP) >
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whoops I REALLY didn’t mean for it to come out like that.
whazzat?!
why
hem hem…
THE ADVENTURES OF MR.GREEN! Volume 6
eldahdoodemdoo, i feel pretty normal right now, which is a first for me. Nothing has happened that could really tweak my blood sugar.
LOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!ITSANICECREAMTRUCK!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHPRETTYMUSICFOLLOWEDBYUNNESCESSARYSUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!*runs after music
:lol:heheheh..how may I help ya’ll ? *hehehehe’s into silence*
IWANT EVVVVVERYTHING!
hehereeehm, you don’t look so calm. are you hehehe sure that you…
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
well, okay heeharharhehah.*gives whole icecream truck*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *eats entire truck, music is muffled, loug gagging*
*:lol: becomes :x* OMG WHAT DID YA’LL DO THAT FOR?
*quietly* sugar…
WHAT?
:mrgreen:*loud yells* SUSSSUSUSUSUSUSGAR GOOD! SUGAR….good…
back away slowly…
AND SO CHILDREN, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS NEVER TO EAT THE ENTIRE MINIVAN OF ICY CREAM.*burps*
THE END!
All the people who I have never really seen post anywhere else, are now posting here! I mean… Come on! I am feeling totally
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hey I love to post here and I used to do it a LOT.
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ok…
im an annoying smiley that probably wont work and im also new…ish and cant be botherd to go to the ssss v1 2006 becos this is a slooooow computer
8) i hope i work
me too
How do you make the little smiley faces?
PLEASE DON’T SEND ANY EMAILS TO ME!
what I mean by above is what do you need the email adress for? If you use it to send, like, emails to me, then could you not?(how do I get out of this?
(74, 75),
Don’t worry, we don’t e-mail MuseBloggers. That blog quirk and many others are explained on the Hitchhiker’s Guide to MuseBlog (HG2MB) page.
wow
hi! let’s do math and spelling!
:dude: like no way. oh i forgot your a nerd.
Meanie pants!
like chill, dude. no i meant nerd.
sigh *does the splits*
what the…
hey i can do it!
oh no my pants ripped!
and :dude: hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello! i am annoying and luv all things
even me? HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . ha . . . teehee?
yes,even u !
*note 2 readers . . . is now *
how can u like me??? i am EVIL
i no! but all things r beautiful ! i will luv u,always b there 4 u , and follow u places
i shall d-stroy U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but first . . . i shall sleep
:twisted:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ok, i am awake and now . . . face ur DOOM!!
i luv u, u luv me . . .
OK!OK!OKOKOKOKOKOK! i surrender! God ur annoying!
do u no that im also bluedude?! isnt it like sew kewl!
ya like whatevers
u like dont understand the principles of being cool. you have to phisicaly know the official…
guys he should be a nerd
like totally, he should like gogogogogogo!!!
lets get started boys
im here so whadaya want
here this dude should be a nerd and-
silence! *destroys
turns into
bwahhahahaha!!!!!! prepare for ur doom!!!
what’s wrong with this guy?
*explodes :roll:* bwahahahah!
*comes out of nowhere*
*sigh* aww, cmon *blows up
that’s all for now, folks!
.
shh!
shh!
whats ur prob
shh!
LALALALALALA I SING THE LLAMA SONG IN A HAPPY LLAMA PLACE
grrrrr * turns into
*blows up everyone in room*
Wow. This is the first time I noticed post 23. Man, why’d you have to tell them, guys??
Sorry Jadestone….
Dude…
Jadestone Aww. that’s okay guys. They’ve been saftly moved to a secure location untill I need them now, anyway.
Well, that’s good news!
Dude!
Well, that’s all we have to say for now, we’re off to other threads.
Dude.
Goodbye everyone!
Dude!
oh is that how u make the red mouth person? cool!
hi i didnt even know i existed
really?!
this doesn’t look good
i agree w/ lets run
wait for me!
let me come
and no way
cmon little buddy come w/ me!
ok lets do math and spelling
no…but… I CANT STAND MATH AND SPELLING!
*summons evil smiley* i can help you!
no i don’t want… HELP!
i scared you!
good job
ok lets be civilized while doing this
whoa
*turns into * now i will leave
and hi lets do math and spelling
and haha
dont make me
and no you wont
yes i will! *turns and into
and not so bad!
no u r wrong!! very bad!!!
and no we are right because we are cool like that
oops! i forgot about that. can i be cool like that
and no way! we dont like you. your mean.
i want ice cream!!! anybody for ben and jerry’s?
and ME!!!
so they all went happily ever after to ben and jerrys and ate chocolate fudge brownie until it came out their ears
.
– I’m happy.
– I think we already know that.
– Duuuuude.
– You’re all a bunch of nincompoops!
– Duuuuude.
– I’m happy.
– That does it. I’m summoning mr. evil dude!
– how come I always have to be evil?
– cause i said so.
– That’s dumb. I’ll turn you into something weird.
becomes – NOOOO!!!
– That’s okay, Mr. evil. I’ll be evil for a while!
– Thanks!
– Okay. Listen up peoples! I am now evil!!!
– Oh no!!!
– Yarrrrrr!!!
– Help! Twisted mouth is evil!!!
– Dude.
– This story is just plain weird.
– I’m tired of saying dude. I think I’ll say bleh from now on.
– Nooooooooooooooo!
– i LIKE being the good guy! [who does absolutely nothing]
– bleh.
– I hate you.
– Dude.
.
– This is my 42nd appearance on this thread.
– How do you know that.
– Cause I’m smart.
– No you’re not. Those are just big eyes.
– Oh.
– Hello, I am Mr. evil who does not like being evil.
– You lucky, man. I want to be evil, but I’m stuck being happy.
– Oh the irony of it all.
– dude.
– Stop saying that or I will turn you into a blueberry muffin.
– Okay. ******
– Stop cursing!!!
– dude.
– This is hopeless.
– dude.
– Hey you MBer out there. Did you ever realize this is a pathetic way to waste your time?
– No it’s not! They’re worshipping us, and though that wastes your time, pathetic that’s not.
– They’re just staring at us!!! Geez
– I’m smart. I know everything
– NOOOO!!! YOU JUST HAVE BIG EYES!!!
– I’m kinda feeling sad today. But then again, I feel sad every day.
– I wonder why…
– I wish I was evil
– dude.
dude i am soooo cool
: l no duh
ur just jealous bcuz im cooler then u
: l yeah
i can teach you how to be cool
: l ok
bippity boppity boo now u r cool
hooray i am cool!!