Saturday, 18 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
It’s amazing how many people on the blog were born on or have been heavily influenced by other planets. Kiki requested that we revive this thread in their honor. The original Art of Being an Alien thread may or may not give some idea of what to expect.
Date: December 31, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
THANK YOU GAPAS!!!
Now, alongside my personality as Duchess Airswallow of Dekrane, I have a personality as Ruby Jewell, Intergalactic Space Reporter. I grew up on Betelgeuse 5 and I knew Zaphod Beeblebrox when he was six. *giggle* If any of you want to be interviewed, just ask. My main broadcasting station is 5723.5346.7234 on the planet Nirikandash. Tune in on your sub-etha receiver at Metric Time 4, and you’ll see me!
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Sun Ra was born on Saturn..
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STARGATE!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
As Ruby Jewell, I have a spaceship with a Finite Improbability Drive. So old… My producer won’t let me get a new one. Stupid Gordon…
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I already asked you this, I think, but you didn’t reply, I think.
Ruby Jewell, were you in the cybercubicle next to Zaphod ever?
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I was, unlike most other MBers, born on earth, but i now live on the planet Pie, in the country of canardquisouritistan to be exact. kiki, how old were you when Zaphod was 6?
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4- No, thank god.
5- I was 6 and a half. I think he liked me…
I’m doing a report on the impossible-to-comprehend Probability Axis. Gordon said it would improve my persona to do something so.. erm… scientific, but even I don’t get it at all.
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Hmm. So what do you think of Earth? Besides it’s complete and utter destruction looming closer with each and every day due to the sheer idiocy of quite a large number of its inhabitants, that is.
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7- Earth. Hmm. Uncivilized, too much industrialization. Nasty place, but good for conferences. And that global warming? If they would accept the fact that there are other sentient civilizations out in the galaxy, then they would gratefully accept the help we’ve been trying to give them for a hundred years.
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I hail from Jupiter… and now I live on Jupiter… O_o
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6-but aren’t you only 11 now? that would mean that Zaphod is 10 1/2, which doesn’t seem likely.
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As Ruby Jewell, I’m a lot older.
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I don’t know much about Earth. As you can see from the previous thread, I am currently stranded on Phobos.
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If any of you are native to Mars, please send a spaceship up. I am the only bk’Phoros to have survived the crash, and just three Vuda lived through it. Our life support is beginning to run out. HELP US.
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Oh dear. I am from Mars as well. My area has a temparate rainforest climate, with giant trees and mist. And mountains, lovely mountains. My Martian name is Q’kela-Hkonplik~bansoaxanthene, a name hard to spell and harder to pronounce- It uses a total of 56 inflections and 149 tones- don’t even try.
If I still lived on mars, Prarilus, I would send out a spaceship. As it is, rescue is difficult- I shall send word to my people and ask for thier cooperation.
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Hello starshine. Earth says hello!
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Of course, I am from earth. Hot PInk Bunny land is far, far away, and in order to get there I went through a maze of Black Holes. I don’t fancy coming back. The Bunnies decided I would rule and one day lead them back to earth (or, as they say, Å“~ø≈ø∫∑) so they can ride on majestik møøses and conquer earth.
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You know, with space travel, the ages of people can get jumbled up in the logistics. It’s the twin paradox you understand.
I’m from earth…uh…this is earth isn’t it?
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I’m the Queen of Kiador on Haskamir. Great place. Depressing to think about, though. We live in these sort of tree-house things…
It’s gone, though. It doesn’t matter anymore.
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18- Awww, your planet got blown up? Or did it get hit by an asteroid? Tell us!
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mine was big old pluto then they called it a dwarf planet and i had to move to boring old neptune. then for buisness reasons i moved to the galaxy glob and now i reside on a big mouantian by a black hole on the planet snorkleooo!
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I will ask questions to pass the time.
1- What’s Nirikandash’s climate like?
2- Who’s Sun Ra?
3- Who’s Gordon?
4- C&Q, where do you come from?
5- What’s your typical day like on Pie?
9- What’s Jupiter like?
14- What are the climates of the other parts of Mars?
16- What planet is HPB land on?
18- What happened to Haskamir?
20- What were the “business reasons?”
All posts- Can someone please get us off this desolate moon?
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I am from the fantastical planet of PurplePandaLand, but I also have a summer home in Museica 
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19, 21(in response to question #18)-It blew up. Exploded. Combusted. Wham, bang, boom, and that was it. Gone. Random particles in a galaxy that never cared. I’m not entirely sure I want to talk about it. I killed Bersonire. It doesn’t matter anymore.
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23- Great Gorglevonk. My problems seem insignificant compared to yours.
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I am from the planet Slippery. We have many perpetual motion machines here on Slippery. Some work, and, well, some don’t.
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24-What’s that? Don’t worry about it. It’s not anyone’s problem anymore.
25-Could these technologies be adapted to other planets?
Does anyone here ever wake up screaming after a nightmare that they’re on earth, then realize that they’re on earth, and keep screaming? I do that.
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I’m not sure. Maybe some could. (*runs off to check the prepetual motion machine issue of Muse*).
Yes. Some of them would, if they have an environment similar to that of Slippery’s.
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Could someone please send a ship? The life support won’t hold out much longer.
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Why didn’t this thread last very long?
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