Monday, 13 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Welcome, visitor from planet Bmralrale — or any other aliens out there. Here’s a place to impart your wisdom. (KitKat’s idea.)
Date: May 7, 2006
Categories: Nonrandom Craziness
I’m from Europa.
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(Europa is one of Jupiter’s moons)
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What’s your typical day like back on Europa?
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Typical day? Zark, I haven’t had one of those in ages, but let me see if I can remember.
I usually wake up pretty early, and get dressed in about a hundred layers of wool (Europan Space alpaca wool, of course). Then I put on my skates, because Europa’s covered in ice, and skate to the only large building, the library. I spend most of the day researching the life style of humans, in hopes of one day actually being able to understand them.
Unfortunately, this has so far proved in vain, because every time I come here, they seem more and more incomprehensible.
I then relax with a nice warm cup of melted ice, then head back over to my ice hut to practice my Europan Ice Flambbootex, a pleasant instrument to play, and rather exciting too, becuase if you don’t move fast enough, you risk smashing your own hands under the mallets.
as I said before, I haven’t had a day like that in ages.
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What happened to your days, Nancy?
I, unlike Nancy, live in a state of fantasy most of the time, not sci fi. Therefore my alien form is for backup. Here, however, it is:
I live on a massive colonial cruiser about 1,699,272,009,578 light years away from Museblog.
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Random Alien’s post, copied from the “Welcome, Newcomers!” thread:
the concept of being alien is complicated. One must isolate one self from the opposing species, so that the flow of Science Fiction may proceed. If one is discovered as reality, science fiction becomes nonfiction, which destroys a whole genre of creative and abnormal literature, a cruel blow to the species.
Actually, being a alien is an art. Or more like the show I have seen with my mizocomy amplifier from space of Mission Impossible. You must spy around, but do good to the human or other creature, (ones I have found are called yutchas, miles, and bragrranozze-lajroa-idn which took a complicated mathematical equation to interpret to this museblog’s language). For instance, I was not clever enough and the humanoid scientists soon discovered I had cleaned their sattelite. But none of you may spread this with your friends. It is of top secret importance, for your IQ is higher than the average humanoid’s I have found. Immaturity, disguised as a form of intelligence, for not wanting to be like the others, which are average and unexplicably low IQ levels, is a common study of your evolving. But see, I wipe the cameras so you can discover more of my planet, allowing you to evolve. I want you humans to get so smart that you will not insist on us being terrorists when we are trying to give you knowledge, and experiment on you. Why experiment? You may think. We want to find a cure for the fever known as “wargralt” or need to kill one another. We aliens agree with each other easily, and never kill one another. We have no need for laws because we abide to common sense as a gene encoded in what your humanoid scientists call DNA. We wish to pass this trait on to you, so that you will not need to decrease your population to keep room on your planet by instict. If your planet overcrowds, you can bring your fascinating articles (flora and fauna I believe they are called) over to our planet Hameroid so that we can study them. Strangely, your aircrafts used for studying and simple transportations, are similar to ours. We use optical illusions (green little big-headed, ant-eyed, two-fingered martians) to keep you from guessing our real form. For if you do, science fiction, a most accurate art of determining our reality, will be lost, and you will derastically devolve. Well, I have shared information vitally important to keep from you humans with you musebloggers. But I believe your IQ is so high, your description does not fit the average human intelligence, and you will not become what I believe is called a snitch.
I hope this is the average length of one of your “posts.”
Well goodbye, we hope to see you on our planet soon!
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I’m from Happi Werld 3. We don’t have common sense, but we try.
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I live on a planet of Two-legged talking animals.
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I’m from….somewhere dark and mysterious!!!
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im not a citizen of planet earth either. some ppls from my planet dropped me off here b/c they were afraid id take over back home…
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I am really a magic platypus from Titan, the biggest of Saturn’s moons. I was bored so I jumped on an astroid and when it came close to earth I jumped off and and floted toward an a house in Illinois. I immediatly changed to human form and made myself invisable. I crawled inside and made myself visable, and asked to stay with the other galaxy travelers, or aliens as you call them. they were from neptune.
The Jantunos (us) were made to annoy and pester everyone in sight! Muahahahahahahahaha…
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we dont have common sense either.
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just a really bad sense of humor.
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and a habit of correcting everything..
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Kiador is a country on a dear planet called Haskamir. Haskamir is somewhat like Earth, excepting the fact that we don’t rotate. We orbit around our sun, but the planet itself doesn’t spin. Because of this, as you probably have inferred, half the population is cloaked in eternal night. Plants on Haskamir don’t need the light from our star, so there are such things as agriculture on this half-it’s called, roughly, the Durharrchuran. Well, there are several syllables in our language which don’t show up in any of yours, but that’s the closest I can get. Anyway, the major point is that Kiador is made up of both the Durharrchuran and Kriiaackza, making it increasingly difficult for organisms of both species to communicate. I myself am half-and-half, equally diverse-the royal bloodline is kept entirely so. I left my planet to avoid being killed by a cousin, himself Kriiaackzan, who pulled over my throne in a gigantic and scary coup. End of story. I can tell you more, but it may scare the doublet and hose right off you.
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I’m from an alternate reality. It is much more fun there.
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My, my. No wonder some of you are so smart. You are aliens, but I can tell that it is one of your disguises to make a genuine conversation and similarity betwix each other. It is no need, however. Humanoids find that being similar to another leads to the concept of being friends. Friends are people that provide benifits such as fruit, wisdom, and books called “Attack of the Smart Pies”. Such things is part of your coding. But see, I must return to Bmralrale very soon, and all my equipment will be taken from me so that I can not communicate with you properly. I want to share with you the ways of being an alien, but I cannot tell you something without you asking a question first. Because we aliens are conservative, and we keep our wisdom to ourselves, except for me right now because I have to talk to you. But still, I inherit the traits of being born an alien, so I need you to asks questions, or you will never know the wonders and truths of being an alien!!!!
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17- amazing! the essence of the universe is an amazing thing. it can duplicate similar organisms far off in a different space, so that the roamers themselves have no difference at all!
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Random Alien,
How do you celebrate birthdays on Bmralrale? Or do you?
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I think I’m getting the hang on how to make a quick, short and get-to the point post! but I fear it is not in my power to be able to get one so short, it is only 2 words long. I wonder how long this one turned out to be ?
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Thank you, GAPA, a most amazing sort of adult, I think its called. you use * to do actions that you are presently doing, right?
*flips on feda switch, and maka amplifier, preparing to type with a artifical intelligence aojf, allowing me to write on Museblog*
did I do it right? or was that to odd?
on Bmralrale, we celebrate what is called the Chimpkra. The Chimpkra is when we switch from natural forces on Bmralrale, to electronic forces to power us. This way, we preserve our natural forces, which all though are abundant, need to be supplied so that our next generations will be able to grow and then celebrate their Chimpkra. We have learned preservation from the mistakes of you humans. No offense, but its true.
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ah, I think I incorrectly aojfed the word “although” it is strange how you humans combine words so that they are pronounced the same, but much easier to write. I believe they are called contractions, but all though, I mean although is not a contraction, technically speaking. You humans are awesome things, you know that. Or should I use slang and say, ya know that?
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I just remembered where I’m from: Thyone. (One of Jupiter’s many moons). It’s about 4 kilometers in diameter.
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What do aliens do when you feel really angry at some one?
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(24) The Jantunos take the shape of a flea and jump onto the
scalp of whoever we’re mad at until we aren’t mad anymore. Then we jump off, turn back into a platypus, and say, “I’m sorry,” and walk away.
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When we’re really angry, we take out our electric sockets. People who did this will most likely kill one or two fellow aliens, without physically harming them. The fellow alien dies from lack of natural forces when they are young. A crime like this resorts on relying on natural forces for the rest of your life. So if you do this, you will suffocate on your own deeds. Some aliens, like myself, highly disagree with this genetic encoding, because what if by accident our socket pops out? Then we will kill ourselves by being innocent. Using the coding of your DNA, we can possibly alter our own, so we can rid ourselves of this trait, and our planet can continue to flourish in wisdom and opportunity.
25-you Jantunos are a strange species. Do platypuses live on other planets? I thought that they are a earth creature only because their genetic coding shows they evolved to rid themselves from the traits that disabled them, found uniquely in earth, and not even in a similar planet. Even if the planet was a duplicate, these traits would still distinguish earth from that planet. Understand, Yoyo power!!!!?
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So, random alien, if I follow you, it sounds like the Bmralrale people have found the key to eternal life. Though it seems that sometimes an angry outburst or an accident cuts it short. Do the people of Bmralrale change as they get older? If so, how?
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Thyones have many different types of anger depending on what the situation is: If you are mad because someone took something of yours or used it without your permission, you turn into a clothespin, pinch their nose, then take it back. For more examples, call 1-800-ask-purple-panda (just ask and I’ll post more)
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Yoyo power,
How’s the weather up there on Thyone this time of year?
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thank you for being so kind, GAPAS.
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The people of Bmralrale, Rosanne the Wonderful, do not grow old. As they store more knowledge, they spread it to the young, who when their time comes to share it spread it to the young. At certain points in a alien’s life, the knowledge is destroyed. So if a young alien does not know the knowledge, it must be refound. Some knowledge cannot be found, like a rocket that flew past Bmralrale yesterday, so it is important to share the information. If a alien does not share the knowledge, his genetic structure will change and he will not be able to share any knowledge ever again. Thus, the alien must suffer with the overwhelming amount of wisdom in his own mind, that cannot be released, shared or expressed. It is a horrible decision for an alien not to share knowledge. Oh, and as long as Alien shares his knowledge, it shall live on forever. But most aliens soon decide their time is up and they either pull out their electric sockets, or do not share their knowledge.. It is strictly prohibited for the sake of the Bmralrale population, and for the knowledge of the young. When a black thought occurs, or negative knowledge, the young cannot probably share their information from fear that they will pass on the black thought. Then they die. It is not a good death either. Most aliens die of collisions of the elements of different thoughts that you humans are insensitive to because you have evolved not to.
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I am from Dekrane, a far-off planet in the galaxy Andromeda. All Dekranians have technopathical powers, which enable the citizens to construct machines of computers of practically anything that people can use to their advantage, which is why Dekrane is so technologically advanced. There, my name is Airswallow, and as you can tell, I have magical power over air. I was the daughter of the Duke and Duchess of the Palace of Dekrane. My best friend is the Princess Firebird. There were many battles on the planet, but none as so fierce as the Battle of Nosmirc’So. In that battle, Princess Earthrobin was killed by a Skeletor. Me, Firebird, and her sister (who very embarrasingly I forgot her name) grieved continuosly until one day on the North Naire’sa (balcony), a strange light engulfed me and the princesses and we were transported to Earth and reborn as our current selves.
Also on Dekrane, I was part of the superhero group, the Jewels. I am Amethyst, and am part of Jewels South.
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Me and Sara, as Princess Firebird is now known, have many adventures using our magic and interacting with the other Jewels and the Tigerfawns (helpers of Jewels). We are the magical protectors of Earth from the Quadraversians, evil beings from the fourth universe (called the Quadraverse.) I currently have of the 10 powers. I have regular (Harry Potter-style) magic, the Lights, the Butterflies, Dekrane magic, Jewel magic, and element magic (my elements are energy and air).
Sara (who is Sapphire) is the leader of the North Jewels, and I am the leader of the South.
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I am from mars. And yes, I do know why that one spacecraft failed. My little sister likes to use it for teething.
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must i say that you musebloggers are not wondering about how it is to be a alien? but you must! I must tell you more! but i cannot! you must ask! ask! ask!
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it is hard to be an alien, yes, but not as much so when you are surrounded by alien friends.
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GAPA – why are you asking yoyo power how the weather’s like in Thyone?
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oo this is the thread for me!!!!
I AM AN ALIEN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
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but the people from earth took me from my home planet and to earth, where they took away all my memories i had of my planet. i can only remember that i was not born here, but the rest of my memories are washed away…
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Dear Alien Purple Panda from Thyone,
I apologize for confusing you with Yoyo power of Titan. Please don’t get angry!
So, how’s the weather there?
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I am back. I have just been on a mission with Sapphire and Crystal to destroy a golem that we found. It was destroying the miniature city under the gym.
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Was the gym on Dekrane, Kiki_the_great? What are the popular sports on your planet?
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no, actually the gym was in my school. My school happenes to be one of the 26 schools in the continental us that has magical properties.
Some popular sports on Dekrane are constructing crazy machines for random tasks (sorta like bulding rube goldberg machines, but we use our powers and the machines are more advanced), we also do battle stimulations. they are similar to Lazer Tag except you can get hurt badly. We do those stimulations because Dekrane is constantly under attack by skeletors, quadraversians, and large cousins of Vogons.
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I am an alien from Byntrinktu. We’re nice people, but we’re too nice, so we all had to flee to other more assertive planets to avoid total obliteration by evil conquerors. Earth is one of the most assertive planets in the universe, so my family and I crashed here about ten years ago.
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I miss Byntrinktu sometimes. Real peaceful.
GAPA, I really hate to bother you, but I’m not on the “Who’s Here” list and I have been blogging for more than a month. Could you please take time out of your busy GAPA schedule to pencil me in? I started blogging on the 22nd of March, I think.
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you aliens come from wierd planets. my peope are firm believer sin sarcasm. and chaos. We have evolved a whole new brand of technology very different form what you people call technology. by manipulating the randomness of each electron, we can change objects into random items.
*turns mouse pad into lightbulb*
remeber this ye musebloggers- Chaos, Sarcasm and Choklit.
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I need questions, humanoids. I do not want to make assumptions without checked data…
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This is fascinating. Truly. I hope to visit some of these planets one day.
The major difference between my planet and Earth is the fact that my planet has rings, a lot like Jupiter does, and that our thunderstorms are like your hurricanes. Tornadoes are unheard of. And we have such things as Babel fish, Camtim, never-ending-parties, and music that is much better. I hope to return there one day-your planet is way boring.
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EEK! GAPA, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gives virtual choklit*
Gosh, I started blogging way later than I thought.
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GotES (45),
Sorry! It just felt as if you’d always been here, so I assumed we must have posted your name months ago.
According to my records, your first post was on March 31 on the “Cool Teachers” thread, so that’s the date I’ve inscribed on “Who’s Here.”
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my days are numbered for me to stay on the planet earth. that is the exact reasons why i need questions. I know you guys do not know all there is to know about aliens. so questions. even from YOU! .
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You’ll have to forgive them, RA. So many of them have turned out to be aliens, too. Here are a couple of questions: Do your eyes see the same colors ours do? Just how many senses do you have?
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yo, RA- watch the ego.
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That suggests another question: what can we do that you can’t do?
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Yah! I’mself am an alien. So there!
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in essence, RA, you have it the only blog entirely almost entirly composed of aliens.
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53-i think that would be found rude for humanoids, after endless hours of research, but because i have no idea of what a ego is, i guess it isn’t. but i would watch my words around an alien on earth you know, because this might turn into war of the worlds…
54-many, many things. we cannot naturally write. we cannot activate emotions, and we cannot get things wrong, even if it means being quiet for the rest of our life. because if we got something wrong, it would be considered a black thought. thank you for asking the question.
52-yes, our eyes see the same colors as yours and more. there is a color of the universe that is gentically a revertion of blue, and its contrary color, making it a almonsan. you humans cannot even imagine it, even stressing your mind. it is a color we and fish can only see. whever you see black, we see the color. the color almonsan is strange because it works as a cloak. Space, as I know you see it, is supposedly “empty and void of life” but because we can see beyond almonsan, we can see different life forms and map out them easily. humans will never see another life form because it is cloaked by almonsan. From the energy regular life produces comes forth this color, easily distinguishing where the civilization is. Although your brains will neer be able to process this color, you came stragely close with the shiny mix of palo-verde-green and tuskany-brown.
We do not share the same senses either. We do not have hands, or any means of transportation unless of course by machine. We are much like your figure of trees, except we are sturdy and can turn our machnoits. We do not sway, because our global protectant, chessa, a sold shell of rock and vapor that surronds the planet, allows life. this is how our space is formed.
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I came from Ieron. There I was the Stargazer alone, but one day an asteroid hit my planet. The animals were frightened. When the dust settled down and we could see again, we saw that there was a boy on the asteroid. He walked with the confidence of many, and had clear eyes that bespoke intelligence and warmth. I loved him, I knew I did. But only a few weeks after, another planet crashed into ours. I was knocked out, and when I awoke, I was no longer on my beloved Ieron. My planet had rebounded off the one we struck and left me behind. I was marooned on Earth, and never again did I find a boy as noble as the one I had known for so little time. I searched the skies for Ieron, but to no avail. I still dream about it sometimes.
Consider yourselves the fortunate few; I have told no others my story of ieron.
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Help needed:
My personal cast list for the Kokopelli & Company movie is almost complete.
All that’s missing, is someone to play Pwt.
Anyone know of any good Egyptian comedians?
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The reaon i am nkown as Otzi is because at the time of my dispatch from mars, “Otzi” was all we could pick up from the radio signals. Hence, the name.
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no problem. The weather is nice. a tad bit different than it is here on Earth, though. I miss it!
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50- GotES. I rather like that name. Thank you, GAPA. And it’s also nice to know that I merged in with the MBer crowd so easily.
Typical day on Byntrinktu-
(Byntrinktu, for reference, is like the fairytales that were made here on Earth. Or the Anne of Green Gables stories.)
I wake up in my little room, which is bathed in the glow of the Byntrinkti moon, which gives off golden light. Get out of bed, make it, select clothes for day, which are normally some type of comfortable worn denkimnal (denim, for earthlings) jeans, a plain stravakal (cotton) pale green or pink shirt, and some light blue ribbons for my hair, which is very long and curly and silver on Byntrinktu, as it is with all females who have hit putwehnly (puberty). Then, I go down for a breakfast of plint (fried fish) and shirliko (milk). The school craft has arrived, and I go off for a day of chemistry, physics, Byntrinkti history, fine Byntrinkti literature, and mathematics. I come home, do my pondrikes (homework), and then run outside and play in the fields around my house. My area of Byntrinktu is pretty rural, but it’s very pleasant. Oh, and another thing: the time on Earth is way messed up. I was the age I am now on Byntrinktu when I had to flee the planet, but as I and my family traveled further towards Earth, I grew younger and younger, until by the time we got to Earth, I wasn’t even conceived yet.
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I’m going back to my cubbyhole in Titan on the first day of June. No computers there. But we do get Muse, glorious Muse.
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ah.
wonderful.
i am almost an alien at my school.
i am the only Indian person in all of my school district, i am vegetarian, and i have the highest average in the grade.
wow. i brag a lot on here.
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GO VEGETARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOFU POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I miss Mars. You tiny earthlings know only our outer shield. Beneath, we are the loveliest of worlds. Imagine your earthling Washington State. Now take out the pollution and earthling trash and get rid of your nasty Gobal Warming. Now you have our martian utopia.
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Blacha blacha blacha blacha blacha Blacha! Blacha!
Translation: I come from the planet Blacha! Bleh!
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just a random factoid: sonny moore (the lead singer of from first to last) has the alien name ‘skrillx’ tattooed on his inner lip.
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I LOVE tofu!!!!! (but I’m not vegetarian)
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Oh my. Me *do homework* Sara, and the leader of the Tigerfawns just figured out that a ghost that used to haunt our school is now possessing one of our worst enemies. Ew! Spider on ceiling! *blast with Amethyst powers* Yeah, well I’m starting my Anduen training soon, which will add one power and to new elements to my arsenal. On Dekrane and on alot of planetes that use magic, older kids sometimes train to get their Duen powers. It’s like magic karate. Anduen (fire and water) is for people with red hair, Enduen (air) is for people with blond hair, and Senduen (earth and energy) is for people with brown or black hair.
As a Dekranian, I have constructed a computer 1,000,000 years ahead of it’s time. It’s a cross between Eddie and Marvin. It can talk, walk, it’s not annoying, and it’s cheerful.
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70-If it’s not annoying, it’s not a computer.
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my dad is a legal alien.
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it means he is a non-US citizen who is allowed to legallly work and live in the US. all the “aliens” are proved legal by a little plasic card fondly known as a green card. even if the card isnt green but WHATEVER!
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really?
where is he from?
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(72) hey, so was my dad until very recently. he came from australia. but then he got his citzenship so he could vote. but he’s still an australian citizen.
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Europa is a rather desert place. Pretty much our only buldings are libraries and living quarters, and those are prtetty scarce.
Actually, I’m from Europa, but I’ve lived a lot on Ganymede. Ganymede is much more interesting than Europa. It’s very rainforesty, and much more densely inhabited, though you might not be able to tell if you didn’t look for the others. The weather is constantly changing, and the plants grow so rapidly that you can often set out on the same path you did yesterday and find it completely different.
Ganymede also has a desert, much like the desert in the American Southwest here on Earth. It’s a verylush desert. That’s where I stay when I live there.
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71- my magical computer actually has realized that and called itself a sentient magic electronic smartsevant, but I call it my computer, as it looks like one and nobody else knows what it is.
RA- I use an aojf, too but it is just so I can have my hands free while typing, not because I cant speak english.
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My sister is from Jupiter.
This is one weird thread.
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nothing much today. I had to travel by myself to the edge of this universe to patch up a hole in the Wall separating this universe from the quadraverse. some bad guys were getting through.
but I do that alot.
ps I’m kiki_the_great.
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my brother is from a planet called carmen. Its about 3 lightyears away from magrathea. thats why his name is theo.
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whered de first comment by moi go? the one by amethyst? thats really me! put it back!!
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oh thanks OEAD!!
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500 hot pink bunny points to the house of whoever can guess correctly the name of the song that my new title derives from.
I’m going to Byntrinktu on the 27th! YAY! The dictator who rules there now is letting us stay in our old house for two weeks. I can’t wait to see my home again!
OH MY GOSH. IT JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT I’M LIKE, TWENTY ON BYNTRINKTU!!!!!! I’VE BEEN LIVING WITH THE TIME DIFFERENCE FOR SO LONG THAT I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT! Wait. Maybe I’ve been away so long that I’m now immune to Byntrinkti time. Hmm. I should do a little research on Wikkipedia to see if this is actually true…
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Oh. Research done. I’m eleven on Byntrinktu, too. Thank goodness! I can’t imagine being an adult…
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You ver wonder if this earth is just fanatasy and you live in an alternate reality?
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i actually stay on dekrane for 4 dekrane days every other week. which is 1 earth day. My powers allow me to transfer my sense of time from one planet to the other.
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my friend [censored because she likes it that way] is over and she is too shy even to do on emeasly post. wow is she missing out!! Bad [censored]!!
oh, she actually said something.
“I like cheese”
wow
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83- I know that song. Hold one one second…. Aerosmith. Zark, I can’t remember the name! Trippin Cross the Milkyway?, or did I just completly make that up? I will go check my answer on google.
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Oh, I got the name of the song wrong. But at least I knew it was by Aerosmith!
Sometimes I think about going back to Ganymede or Europa. But I don’t know. There seems to be so much done here. I will deffinately go back some day. I’ve got know a lot of plants on Ganymede who I’d like to see again.
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deep wisdom- dont go outside or you’ll dissolve in the rain. on the occasion that it is not raining, you will shrivel up in the sunlight and turn into one of those black chewing gum splats you see on the sidewalk in front of the library.
this is of course only for those of you who come from ^>>
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I’m from England. You want alien, come over here. We lull you into a false sense of security by making everything look strangely familiar. We even have McDonald’s. Then you realise that cars drive on the wrong side of the road. And we have thatch. And REAL castles, not Disney fakes. And Tony Blair. He’s really scary. I think he’s an android. And buses with two layers, and short sheep, and lots of rain and fog, and an incomprehensible sense of humour, and pies. Lots of pies. You’ll feel right at home, but sideways.
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Pies? Did some one say pies? England? Well, that settles it. I’m off to buy my plane ticket.
Actually, that sounds rather like the only city of Europa, minus the sheep, rain, MaDonald’s and Tony Blair and plus the trees that grow on top of eachother, a multitude of libraries and ice.
*sneakily evades run-on sentance police*
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here is a sentence in Dekranian:
E Evol’le ot’o Yalp’pa Eht’ta Onaip’pi.
It means I love to play the piano.
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Lliw’wi yeht’te reve’re od’o an’a elcitra’ar no’o Eht’ta Ad’a Icniv’vi Edoc’co? Taht’ta dluow’wo eb’ba emosewa’aw.
T’nod’do uoy’yo kniht’ti?
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WHERED MY OTHER COMMENT GO??????
gaah this is gettin’ real annoying…..
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wait. NOW WHERED THE OTHER ONE GO???? ARE THE GAPAS TORTURING US ON PURPOSE???
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P*ease put it back!!!
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93 – Shouldn’t that be “Eht’te”?
94 – I don’t control the magazine, but I’d guess it’s unlikely that Muse will cover the Da Vinci Code. A lot has been written about it already, and, honestly, there are many more interesting things in the universe.
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the Da Vinci Code is overargued and overrated.
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I got 5 hours of sleep last night. maybe I should take a nap..
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I hate Dan Brown. He completely mutilated CERN. And frankly, his writing is awful. I concur completely with Ebeth. And anyway, they don’t even mention the really exciting debate about Da Vinci, which is over whether he was gay, bi, or straight.
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OEAD-98- yes actually it should be, but like English, some of the Dekranian’s phonics are a bit wonky.
(and no, I do not live in England. But I do listen to Jim Dale every night.)
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I am airswallow. p*ease believe me.
Right now I am reading the davinci code and I plan to see the movie. ’tis okay so far.
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WHERE DO MY COMMENTS KEEP RUNNING OFF TO???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so it’s type, submit, “awaiting moderation”, refresh.. AND ITS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
is this happening only to me?
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thnx GAPA!! 
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It’s so weird, right now its six o’clock and it’s so light out (guess where I live). Even though its been like that for a month, my brain cant seem to process it. On Dekrane it would be about neetenin’ne alames’sor. Since it takes Dekrane 29.8 hours to rotate fully, there are 29 hours in a day and we use a 24 hour system.
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The da Vinci Code is entertaining pulp fiction, as long as you don’t swallow any of it. I’ve just been watching a dleicious documentary by Tony Robinson (of Blackadder and Time Team), in which he progessively and very authoritatively takes apart both the Da Vinci Code and the earlier book on which much of it is based. It turns out that the Priory of Sion, the secret codes, and most of the rest of the “facts” in the book, were part of an elaborate hoax, perpetrated by a French surrealist. The authors of both books fell for it. The importance of Mary Magdalene probably was hushed up by a male dominated church, and she was maligned by successive popes, but there is absolutely no source that talks about her marrying Jesus or producing a child. The rest of the tale is complete piffle.
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Yes! I completely agree about the Da Vinci code. I mean, I enjoyed the book the way I enjoy watching Die Hard movies, that they are amusing and fun but not very well done. (Queenie is definatlely right. Dan Brown is not a very good writer). Also, it bothers me when people treat all that stuff as though it were true, or even a legit theory. It’s called fiction for a reason.
I’m feeling really depressed. MG is leaving. I don’t know why it’s bothering me this much. I’ve never met her. But it’s so sad. (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, check the random thread.)
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i am from a planet from the farscape series (science fiction nerd). i am from the planet that is a planet almost completely covered in water. it’s where aron and the other dude were crystaliezed
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I can make pictures in my head of anything I want. Then I can create it–but only if I’m on my own planet.
I actually started making up a language with nouns, verbs, adjectives and the whole shebang a few months ago. I haven’t been able to study it very much though, what with trying to remember Spanish so I don’t fail my classes, trying to only learn Spanish temporarily because I’m going to do French next year, and still remembering English so I can communicate with people besides the ones in my head.
I am pretty and happy.
Lwi ene sooft ik trela.
The house was hot and the book is good.
Fe burdom ena ufor ik fe libra ene tamm.
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I just started Angels and Demons
should I not read it?
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NOOOO!!! MY FAVE TOPIC IS SROLLING OFF THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!
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I think God is Black.
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what is your “fave topic”???
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I suspect that, being omnipotent, God can be whatever colour he wishes. Today he’s appearing in a fetching shade of puce, set off with vivid orange flashes, surrounded by matching cherubs in antique burgundy and ochre. And this is one of his subtle days. Sometimes, when he’s in a whimsical mood, his appearance is positively rococo, darlings.
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hmm.. to me god seems cloudy blue.. but as I am jewish I am not supposed to think about what god looks like…
Today me, Sapphire, Molly, and Emerald battled Durza, a Quadraversian asassin. He’s part vampire.
Rof’fo ruoy’yo noitamrofni’in, Dekrannia’in sehtolc’co era’ar os’o looc’co!!!
Oooh, Sundays my bi-annual battle stimulation!!
I hope I get the Yubalur Lazer Stundai for my weapon.
Can most aliens fly? I can using my Amethyst bubbles.
Being an alien’s funnnn.
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No, seriously. If you take the bible litarally (Which I don’t), it says that “God created man in his own image”. It has been scientifically proven that Humans originated in Africa. Ergo, God is black.
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Back to the aliens…
I am an alien from the dark and mysterious realm that exists between this world and the world of dreams (known only as The Darkness because it is too vast and shifting of a space to properly name). I am humanoid in form here and in the dream world, but when I am in my native realm between I am able to shift into a more animal form, something canine that rather resembles the wolf of Earth. This is my form, but others of my race assume other shapes, manifesting their true forms depending on their personalities and abilities. My greatest power is that I am able to see into both the Earth world and the Dream world at one time wherever I am. My purpose in coming here is to observe this human race and to obtain as much information on a variety of subjects as possible so that I may better understand how these three places are related. It is my mission to bring all three realms closer together, as it will benefit all of them. I am able to blend into my surroundings and become virtually invisible at will, an ability which should help me achieve my goal.
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I am an alien from the land of hot-pink bunnies!!!
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Does living in a parallel universe where some people are half unicorn(think centaur) and some people are normal and there are islands that act like a clock count as being an alien?
ps: speaking of islands, anyone ever read Abarat?
oops, that has nothing to do with being an alien. actually, none of this has aything to do with being an alien.
We need a thread where people from parallel universes can share.
you’re favoring aliens, and i feel that this is highly unfair.
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Something else really unfair: all girls in my universe are exciled on the Techinolomkiytusl*(Earth) from ages 10-14. 1.5 yerad(years) till I can go home!!!!!!
*Pronounced:Tek-een-ah-lome-kiuh-ee-toos
My real name back home is Rhietas(English translation) of the great city Tragen’s Run (english translation)
I hope this counts as alien stuff.
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aliens!!!!!!!!
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I’m from the fifth moon of the planet Zuparyrth, a gas giant orbiting the star Phluuxiq. We look like long-haired purple monkeys with compound eyes. We have reached a very high technological level, but we have not used it to manipulate our world, which is basically a snow-covered forest. Due to trace amounts of bromine in our atmosphere, the snow appears light purple.
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123- You got that bromine thingy from a Muse q&a, right? Robert, I think you aswered that question… tell me?
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120- Yeah I have read Abarat.
My home planet (or rather, moon) is Europa. But, I spent the first five (Jupiterean) years of my life on Ganymede. Neither are particularly comprehensible. Actually, a lot of Europa is quite boring- just icy wastelands. But it’s got a few bits of interesting landscape. The UmFuuvicetian Divide, for example, is a completely sheer crevice that spirals from the north to south poles of the sphere. It is uniformly five meters wide and half a mile deep. The inside walls are covered with caves filled with minerals with all sorts of interesting qualities. (Sarcasium, for example, glows speckly green-blue-red when any sarcastic or ironic remark is made with in it’s vicinity).
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I do so miss Mars. The verdant green forests, the towering Evergreen trees, the continuous rainfall….
You silly earthlings send “rovers” and such to try and “discover” us… you see only our planets natural shield. Beneath, we are as…I can only compare our climate to that of Washington State, without your nasty trash and Global warming. Ah, it is lovely, with the oceans washing up to the sand and the huge granite cliffs…
*cries martian tears*
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What is this thread?
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57- i realise that that post was posted ages ago, but i i jest re-read it, and i have to correct it. The universe is tan. really. it is scientifically proven (by earth scientists) that the waves given off the universe are tan. Any one who stood out side the universe would see a tan blob.
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This is th3e thread where all musebloggers finally reveal where we come fromo. The threa is misnamed though. Since most of the musebloggers seem to be what earthlings would call aliens, it seems to me that this is actually a mereging of so many different nationalitys that it is the alien melting pot. Besides, There is no art to being an alien. IF you are from a planet other then earth, then anyt thing you do is the way an alien behaves.
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on my vein of correcting posts frm the beginging of te thread, Skipper Nancy must have somethig other than ewhat earthlings have to make skating available. Ice skating on earth works because you melt the ice under you and it re-freezes behind you. its the water under the skates that lets you move. itds so cold o neuropa that you would havce as much luck ice skating there as you would on a hard wood floor.
So skipper Nancy, how do you do it?
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As I already posted in another thread, I’m from Switzerland. The south, actually. Italian speaking part of Switzerland. SO we have swiss hygene, organization, quality… and italian friendliness. Isn’t that great?
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Sun Ra was from Saturn…
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131- you do relize that makes you an alien, right?
congradulations, you now fit right in!
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132- Stargate!!
When Dekranians turn eleven, they are offered a chance to become a Duen. I’m almost eleven, so I’m starting to pre-train. I’m going to be an Anduen, which is Fire and Water. I’m also going to be a Dekranian warrior for halloween. I think it’s the uniform from the latest war. Dekrane’s moon Kiamaer, is home to a strange, greenish, almost indistructible metal which is used for Dekranian weapons. Dekranian adults all have small stripes near their ears. The color depends on the peresonality of the Dekranian in question.
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Yeeeeaaaaahhhh! I just found this thread…I’m from Pie! Or, as it may be better known to non-Pie-residents, PPP. Banana Cream pie, anyone?
*pies everyone on this thread with banana cream pie*
Mwahahahaaa!!!
(Sorry, I’m hyperactively bored….yes, it’s possible.)
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*licks off the pie8
mmmmmmm, good
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Actually, wait. I’m being an Enduen. It’s still fire and water. Anduen is sun and moon, and Senduen is earth and air. There are much more elements on Dekrane tahn on earth. It is possible for a Dekranian to master all of the elements. Then he/she is accepted to be a member of the High Council of Dekrane.
Dekranian Elements:
Common- Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Energy
Uncommon- Space, Time, Sun, Moon, Storm, Technology, Light, Dark/Evil
Everyone on Dekrane has a traditional name and a regular(neskoto) name. My traditional name is Airswallow, and my neskoto is Cayli. My natural element, the one I was born with, is air. My learned elements are fire, water, and energy.
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I am from the Andromeda Galaxy. My home planet orbits a binary star system, namely a red dwarf, kn’Rofolyss, and a white dwarf, Mu.
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Since its suns give off so little heat, my home planet, bk’Phoronymn Vuda, is very close to them and is kept from spinning by their gravity. One side, a barren desert, is tilted towards the suns, and the other, covered in glaciers, is permanently dark.
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There is a belt of habitable temperature that is between the sides. We, the bk’Phoros species, look like furry, winged catfish with legs and arms. Each hand and foot has 3 digits. We live on the hotter section of the Twilight Belt.
The Vuda live on the colder side of the Twilight Belt. They look like purple moles with 2 digits on each hand and foot.
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I set off from bk’Phoronym Vuda in a scout ship on a routine orbit of our moon, Drygror. Drygror is the only known astronomical body to contain spatium, an element with the atomic number pi. Spatium warps the fabric of spacetime in odd ways, so a ship with spatium aboard can go faster than light. Spatium is a very valuable commodity, so bk’Phoronym Vuda is a very rich planet.
Anyway, our starbort engine overloaded because of the shockwave from a nearby solar flare, and our poard engine sent us spinning out of control. The ship’s computer automatically activated the emergency animation suspender, flooding the interior with cryogenic gas. There were two bk’Phoros, including me, on board, and five Vuda. I was the first to revive. We had finally landed on the second moon of a small, cold red planet which orbited a medium-sized yellow star. I ran a long-range netsearch on the ship’s computer and found this program emanating from a blue-green planet closer to the star than this one. It had the most words and phrases in common with our culture, so I entered it.
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The ship’s life support system still works, but both the engines are shot. If any aliens can hear me, please help.
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What type of help do you need? Because if you need sustanance, I might be able to aid you, for I run a shipping company on the moon YuOiEa. Martian food? Earthlink commodities? Europa, Titan, or Haskamir necessities? No promises, but I can give maybe-s, or as we say slunheigs.
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We need a ship to take us to the nearest civilized planet.
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NO GAAAAAH!! Sowe! (that is a Dekranian swear) I am actually being an Anduen. Final!
142- I could help you magically.
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145- Please do.
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