Dear Muse Contest Judges,
The authors of these
Three ladies most beauteous
Sent their warm regards.
These poems are long
But sum the Iliad well
In perfect Haiku!
Sincerely,
Carrie F., 15
Emily F., 16
Grace F., 15
Book I
Runner Achilles
Makes Agamemnon real mad
Rage is felt by all
Book II
Catalog of Ships
Is at the end of this Book
We skimmed the surface
Book III
Paris Duels Greek King
Aphrodite saves the prince
Helen laughs at him
Book IV
Trojans break a truce
Quite a large battle ensues
What a big surprise
Book V
Fighting once again
Can’t they all just get along?
Someone dies–guess not.
Book VI
The domestic book
Where we see Hector in Troy
And Paris acts dumb
Book VII
Hector fights Ajax
But don’t get too excited
It ends in a tie
Book VIII
Lightning sent by Zeus
Stops the fighting for awhile
Believe me, not long
Book IX
There is a meeting
They want the runner back now
Achilles please fight
Book X
Two Greek Captains sneak
To the Trojan camp at night
Like little children
Book XI
The fighters make war
Trojans die along with Greeks
“No way out–no end–â€
Book XII
Trojan soldiers fight
Despite an evil omen
They really shouldn’t
Book XIII
Sneaky Poseidon
Starts the skirmish up again
Still fighting they are
Book XIV
This book is filled with
Seduction, deceit, and death
This sounds like a soap
Book XV
Hector was wounded
We forgot to mention but
He still kills people
Book XVI
In Runner’s armor
Patroclus will fight and die
His friend will be mad
Book XVII
Ajax slaughters foes
Defending buddy’s body
The Gods help him win
Book XVIII
Patroclus has died
Achilles goes all emo
Thetis gets armor
Book XIX
Achilles gets dressed
While all the other Greeks eat
His armor’s shiny
Book XX
Zeus lets the Gods fight
Playground bullies once again
Stealing lunch money
Book XXI
The river is full
Choked with the corpses of men
Such great imagery
Book XXII
Poor Hector is dead
As if we couldn’t have guessed
Blame foreshadowing
Book XXIII
Funeral games start
The end is drawing closer
Only one more Book
Book XXIV
Why is this book here?
A question much debated
Was Homer crazy?
Conclusion
Summary of Book:
Greeks kill many Trojan guys
Trojans kill Greeks too