Gimanator explains: Ahem…my idea was to have an rpg sort of thread, based on the archeological expedition for the scribblemaya. On the thread everyone would not be in character, but under their MB name. Each person who joins would be another archeologist on the expedition. It wouldn’t necessarly be an action filled thread, just sort of us MBers creating and putting together our ideas on the ancient civilization.
Patience, Please
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Umm… okay. My name is Beavo the Great, I’m from somwhere, and I’ve excavated many a tomb in Egypt. My interests are in ancient cultures’ Gods and Traditions.
Oh! I just noticed! That was first post! *dances* *hands over virtual choklit to PoPoPo before they even say anything* and to make this un-pointless, I never dig anything because I’m lazy. I hire workers and inspect what they find.
I specialize in Scribblemaya superstitions and legends.
I know that this isn’t role-playing, but I’m going to go by Lecea on this thread. It’s the most accurate latin translation of Alice, and I fell like I want some variety right now.
Very well. As you probably know, I am an expert on the recordings of scribblemaya. Scribblemayans loved to read, write and eat pies(who doesn’t?). The scribblemayans were a very advanced civilization, until they were taken over and killed by bunius evilus. That is the only reference to bunius evilus on this thread! No pieing about them! Anyway, our expedition will leave an expedition for a temple of scribblemaya, the natives usually built them as much as 20 miles away from their cities, and traveled for 2 to 3 days every year to go to them. It may not be close to the actually city of scribblemaya, but it will give us a basic lead, and perhaps some artifacts, and maybe the recipe for the scribblemayan pies.
*phew…*
we should all leave as soon as we get enough members on our journy.
Righty-O! Off we go! Two or three days, huh? Well, it will be worth it, maybe.
oh, and- (sorry for triple posting) but thanks to the three MBers who helped me make this thread.
(that includes me)
and Lecea-it will definitily pay off! Any artifacts on this trip will help us! Let’s see some optimism!
10- Definitely. I am the human spellcheck, sorry.
That’s fine, I already knew you were.
I am Eccentric the Afterthought, otherwise known as ETA. I have studied the Scribblemayans in general before, but this will be my first chance to handle actual artifacts from their culture, should we find any. I’m looking forward to beginning the expedition!
12- Well, since everyone knows that, I can stop apologising! Goody!
13- Welcome, ETA! I always thought that that stood for Edited To Add. Odd.
In airline travel and other places, ETA can also mean “Estimated Time of Arrival.”
In Spain, it’s the acronym for the Basque separatist terrorist organization Euskadi Ta Askatasuna
15-
I am cellogirl26 ( known on this thread as 26), the, small blind math genius. I am not so good at physical challenges, but am great at puzzles and sneaking into small places. I came to your group from a small village in Greece, and hope to spy on all those pesky other groups trying to find Scribblemaya. (Our village was almost destroyed by bunius evillus a thousand years back, and I am still looking for REVENGE!!!!!)
Oh, and just to have two posts in a row, I am an expert pie thrower (despite the whole blind thing, somehow)!
I am hedgehogboy, also known as hedge.
I am the youngest on this expidition, at age ten. I have a very clouded past and i do not know it but i am one of the very few living people with scribblemanian blood.
Alright! We now have quite a few members on our journy! I beleive the best way to reach our destination will be the most dramatic way possible! Parachuting out of a helicopter in the suspected area! (more people can join along the way if they want to)* Jumps* AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…*Floomp*
Oooh! Fun! I will be a young scholar of around age 20 who has been studying the writings of the maya and wants to see what scribblemaya writings would be like.
Well I don’t really know how related Mayan Writing and Scribblemayan Writings are related…But welcome to the Expedition!
Well, let’s see…we appear to be in a jungle in Brazil…though the maps don’t show where we are, so we might as well be close!
Hey! I’m the Scribblemaya writing expert!
Oh well… I suppose there could be two.
I find something that appears to be a Scribblemayan artifact. It is a tall stone pillar with symbols running in a helix from top to bottom, and a six-fingered hand pointing to the west at the top.
Hey guys! Come look at this!
I sit down and try to decipher the symbols while I wait for the rest of the expedition.
*parachutes out*
*lands right next to giminator*
FLOOOOOOOOMP!!!!
I say we go that way. *points in a random direction*
22 – I expect they will be relatively simaler, but with scribblemaya being more sloppy.
Can we put 25 after 26, because otherwise it makes no sense.
I wander over.
It could be scribblemayan. It doesn’t look like mayan and the aztecs and incas didn’t write.
*is pushed out of plane*
WHEEEEEEEEEEE! FOMP!
Ow.
No, I say we go that way! *points in oppisite random direction* Hey what’s that? *points at pillar* wait a minute, that helix looks kind of like the one over Orisis’ tomb! It means Creator of, and then all the things are what the Creator created! PC, can you figure out what the other items running along the helix are?
Let me see… This one looks like a sun… but there are four in a row. I think they stand for the Vurunox, the suns of the four ages that the Scribblemayans believed the world would go through. We’re in the second.
Now a multifaceted crystal… that’s earth… a sheaf of corn, which is obvious, and a triple concentric circle with red ocher rubbed into it. I think that’s life of all kinds. Now the rest are simple phonograms, saying, to the best of my knowledge, The way to the glorious citadel of Xanpotec-Bananacrimm, most brilliant of jewels in the crown of the Scribblemayan Empire, outshining the Vurunox, and ruled by the wise and terrible Xoxopeltec XI.
15 – Wow, I didn’t know that. Perhaps I have some dangerous initials! o.O
*edges towards the exit, looks down, jumps back quickly*
Um…yeah…how about you guys go first, I’ll be right behind you…
*fiddles with parachute, is suddenly pushed from behind*
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Did I mention I hate heights!!!!
*falls, lands unceremoniously, gets up, brushes self off, and catches up with the others*
Oh! So I’m actually looking at something from the Scribblemayans? Wow…must sketch!!!
*whips notebook out of backpack and quickly copies down what has been said about the pillar, then makes quick sketch*
I think the university will be glad they sent me! Wow…well, anyway, if no one minds, I’ll be the “scribe” and keep a record of the journey.
*looks around*
I took geography and cartography, but neither stuck with me. Darn. Let’s just go…I don’t know…that way!
*points in random direction close to where Beavo pointed*
Oh wait, did my last post get posted? If not-
*runs in direction Beavo was pointing* *trips* Yeeoow! I’m Bleeding! Hey wait…I read in one of the books in the government library that that thorn plant is what scribblemayans used for food! This must be the right way!*runs in same direction* *trips* Yeeoow!
Well, I guess that was irrational…what direction does the pillar point?
No way am I jumping out of a plane! You’ll have to push me first!
*is pushed*
Right. Well, that worked, I guess. Anyhow, that’s interesting, PC. Is there anything on there about their ancient legends, maybe? Well, I guess not. Darn.
*looks around uncertainly, then runs tward the thorn plant. is careful not to touch/trip over it*
Hmm… *inspects plant* *picks a branch and turnes it over*
Aha! Just as I thought. Red berries!!! Owcheus Pricklieus, otherwise known as ‘The Armored Berry Plant’ was eaten by scribblemayans. The berries were used as currency, and thornes were sacrificed to God’s because they belived that the God’s would string a huge fence around Scribblemaya made of the thorns! *spits out berry seed* They are actually quite good, too!
*something rustles in the bushes, near where giminator fell* Oh no.
Hey! you can’t eat those berries! They’re hazardous to human health if they are not cooked! And what’s in the bushes? Ow MY LEG!
*turnes a neon green and starts to levitate*
[in sqweeky voice] Now you tell me? Wait a minute you come back with my shoe you wierd little brownish-yellow-purple feind! And come back with gimanator’s leg too! *it runs away*
Great! *Attempts to run but falls on face because his left leg is numb*Arrrr! Ah…I seem to remember those were called…uh, what was it? Mezzek? Muzak?No, no…Uh…Mezerek!They have a venomous bite, and an atraction stealing small things…
37- Squeaky.
We need to regroup…that mezerek was a small one so the venomous tranquilizer should wear off in a few hours…in the meantime, what are we going to do about beavo?
Quick! Induce vomiting!
Hedge falls off course and wanders a bit before he walks strait into something. “ahh the scribblemanians carved their buildings for ivy to grow on it causing it to blend in with the dense woods. He brushed against the hard stone walking sideways. Suddenly it gave way and he fell through. He fell about 20 feet into a dark room. dots of light slowly appeared all over the roof. It seemed there were holes carved at different angles in the roof so at different times you could see different dots. He tryed as hard as he could but couldnt get out of the pit. He stayed in there for hours. soon dark fell. suddenly there was an odd noise and light burst into the sky. The light wac at the right angle that the holes lit in the shape of a wolf. Hedge saw the wolf in the lights and then blacked out.
39-Yes I know that, I like to spell things instead of q with a w ever since I saw the word sqwee.
*grabs the branch of a tree* *the green fades away and suddenly, Beavo is hanging on a tree branch fifty feet in the air*
Umm… some help up here? Wait, what’s that that hedge found?? *sees hedge fall* Could this be the ancient curse of Scribblemya’s leader, Martinic the Great and Sqwabblable? No, it couldn’t. *starts to slip* Umm… some help up here?
When Hedge woke up, he saw an explorer named Koko du Pelle. After they introduced themselves to each other, Koko du Pelle told his story…
“Precisely one year ago yesterday, I came on an archeological expidition to excavate a Scribblemayan city. I found a Scribblemayan building, and, unable to find an obvious door, despite searching around the entire building, I looked for a secret panel. I found one, but fell into this room. Night fell, and I heard an odd noise, and light burst into the sky creating the shape of a wolf in those holes in the ceiling. I blacked out, and recovered in the morning. So did you, I believe? Any way, I have lived here for a year, drinking from that spring over there,” he pointed to a small spring flowing through the room, “and eating only Scribpy berries from that vine,” he pointed to a vine, about as tall as Hedge, that was covered in pale purple berries,”with only this mezerek for company,” he finished, pointing to a small mezerek in the corner of the room. Hedge reckognized it as the same mezerek that attacked giminator and stole Beavo’s shoe.
~~~~~~~
Any questions, Hedge? I have a question for you, too- whose shoe is that?
26 jumps out of the plane and lands on top of a tree. While climbing up to help her down, Hedge spots more stone pillars in the distance. When 26 runs her finger over these pillars, she fells a secret brail message hidden in the stone. It says *follow the western trail*…..
Oh, and Beavo the Great… you better eat some asdvhjduil sgsyudgfsidugfcbc maximus, commonly known as cheese, for those berries.
Or was it a helicopter….
45- Braille.
45-Good! Because I always keep some of that in my shoe. *eats some* And… I sill need help getting down from this treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *falls out of tree and directly into Hedge/Koko’s little pit*
That would be mine, thank you *takes shoe from mezerek* and now we have to get out of this pit. First I want to get down, now I want to get up, next thing you know I’ll be teleported to a random ship and want to go sideways.
hey..where did beavo and 26 go? *Falls*AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*thump* I can’t feel my leg! I can’t feel my leg! well…I couldn’t feel it in the first place…oh! there you all are! Where am I? Hey it’s the mezerek! *falls on face due to numb leg*
i mean beavo and hedge
I’m here, but this story moves too fast for me to do much……….
You can join, and not visit very often, it’ll still make a good story. We need as much input as possible.
Right now, the only people here are giminator, me, Koko du Puelle, Alice, Lecea, Hedge, and EtA (yes, I know about all the terrorist groups and stuff) so we could definetly use some more people.
I am Alice.
This seems like somewhere between an RRR nd RPG, but still fun. Can I join?
i was kinda thinking other people wouldnt bei n the hole becaqsue the hole would make we werewolf and i wsould wake up out of the hole and woiuldnt know what it did to me till full moon. maybe it didnt work on kokodupelle and we get outt before the flash. Noone thinks anytyhing happened
56-You’re a werewolf on Role-Playing Writing. And if that’s what you were planning you should have said so earlier. Grrrrrrr…
i… like werewolves
54-Yeah, I know but I’m saying Alice and Lecea because you as Alice does the spell checks and you as Lecea is the one playing in the story. I want to change my name too, can I do that? I don’t want to mess up the story.
Too many werewolves. How about you turn into the werewolf in front of us, and then we get scared and run away and leave you to rot? Just kidding, we’re not going to leave Hedge to rot. At least I’m not. Someone should turn into something though, that makes it funner.
53-So I don’t count, huh??? (jk)
O.K., I guess Giminator, Hedge and I am still in the pit. (Just to annoy you, Alice every other word is going to be misspelled in this post now. MUAHAHAHA!!!!) However, whel walking arond the piet, I fel into ae Deep, Daerk Hole Ofe Darkness thaet dropped mie into an anchient Scribblemayan catacoms. HELP!!!!!!!!!
Then i could be a were HPB beast… can i be a werwolf or do i haqve to be something else?
60- I’m not biting.
60-I never get lists right *blushes* Sorry. I’m in the pit too, remember? Was that your revenge?
wait…does that make me a were-hpb monster, or a were-wolf?
64. im a werewolf you can me a HPB beast
Let’s say I’m not for the sake of the story.
ETA spits out a half-chewed berry quickly, then whistles innocently.
“Berry? Ohhh, those? I wouldn’t eat them, nope!”
She then looks on in interest as Beavo levitates, moving quickly to catch up with the group at the same time. She stumbles and almost falls into the hole with the strange lights, but regains her footing after hopping around like an idiot for a few seconds in front of everyone. Rubbing her head in embarassment, she turns to peer into the pit she narrowly avoided.
“Oh! Hey! I’ve got some vines here that you can grab and we’ll pull you out. Just a sec!”
ETA reaches for some thick, trailing vines nearby with one hand, feeling around on the leafy ground for her glasses, which were knocked from her face in her struggle for balance, with the other. When she manages to get her glasses on one-handed at last, she turns her attention back to the vines she is lowering to the people in the pit and jumps, then freezes.
“Um, guys? Guys? What is that…don’t tell me it is what I think it is…”
One of the vines begins to twitch under her fingers. It seems scaly for a vine, and rather warm…
“OMG snake!!!”
ETA abruptly drops her hold on the vines and the snake, backing away slowly from the creature, which is, strangely, hot pink with distinctly bunny-like markings on its scales.
Lecea comes up, hearing the commotion.
“Hi, ETA. What’d you find? Oh wow.”
I peer closely at it. “Hmm. It looks a lot like one of the so-called gods that the Scribblemayans worshiped. ((Why does worshiped have one p, exactly? It ought to have two.)) They actually worshiped them out of fear, because Bunnaya, one of the snake gods, killed their brave, immortal, leader, Margarineman, some several hundred thousand years ago, even though he wasn’t supposed to be able to die.”
I tell everyone in thr pit “everyone jump on eacothers shoulders to get out of the pit.” We all pile up then get out. I rub my hand against my forehead. Its burning hot and aching. “I think I’m coming down with something.”
At last! I’m out of that pit! (note: I am assuming no one is a were-creature yet?…) You seem to be coming down with a fever, Hedge. Hmmmm… A half moon… I got a fever in the pit every half moon, but it always went away at moon-set. *turns into an hpb and spews hot-pink-paint everywhere* roar, roar! *falls asleep*
68-Lecea, I think worshipped does have two p’s… It is the preferred spelling, I think… What about kidnapped? It can be spelled with one p too.
Snake God? Hmm… I seem to remember something about a snakes living in big pits and the Scribblemayas sacraficed virtual choklit, J-Rock cd’s, and hapeless HPB’s into the pit where the snakes live. *looks down in the pit* It seems like there are no more! *waits till everyone is out of the pit* *five snakes emerge from the pit* Umm… you guys? Can snakes climb up from pits?
Wait a minute hedge! You are not coming down with something. There is a big bite on your leg, and it’s getting larger by the second. I recognize it as a snake bite of the fearsome sqweggle biteyourheadofeus, the very same snake that the Scribblemaya’s worshiped! And now I know why *scribbles something down in notebook* Most of the victems died *watches as the snake bite gets bigger* but some survived??…
every full moon i transform but i have a fever and headach because of the magic infused into my bodfy
Every full moon i transform but i have a fever and headach because of the magic infused into my body.
well, on the bright side of things, everybody-my leg is better, we’re out of the pit, and there is going to be a beautiful full moon tonight!
On the down side, I have a pounding headache, and I’m burning up like the sun.
Maybe we need a doctor for the expedition?
75-Half. Just wanted to add a new twist to were-creatures… I will wake up sometime in the night. I have become a werehpb that transforms at half moon. When everybody is asleep, we will flash forward to the morning. Agreed?
A were-HPB? Now, that’s scary.
Normally, I just spew hot pink paint everywhere, but sometimes I bite. If bitten, someone goes temporarily crazy.
harsh.
I’m more dangerous, untill i (if ever) am able to control myself i will pound amazingly silently through the forest, when i find anaanimal I brutally attack it and osmetimes howl eirily at the moon.
72/73-But it’s caused by a weird kind of vampire snake god thingy.
Give hedge a bed and pillow to rest his head on. Yuck Yuck. *turns away*
75-well let’s not be negative…hmm…who has any medical knowledge? Lecea?
No, I’m afraid not. All I know about is legends.
I am awakened by the sound of everybody talking roar roar I bite Lecea, making her go tempoaraily crazy
Argh help help help I was just bitten and now I’m crazy how do you act when you’re crazy?
85-Act completely nonsensical.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Punjabi! Jabberwocky! Deplorable! Three cheers! (Hey, this is kind of fun.)
woah! woah! Rabid human! What’s going on?!?
Argh mateys! Grass stalks! Forest green! Trebuchet! Haberdasher!
I slap Lecea then fall back on the bed in pain.
*runs around in circles* Lecea has gone insane! Lecea has gone insane! Get a doctor! Get a doctor! Wait a minute, I am a doctor. I got a diploma from medical class see? *people remark on how it says ‘restraining order’* *administrators green looking liquid to Lecea* *she coughs it out* Oh no! Call a doctor! Call a doctor! I’m sure she was bitten, she got the same huge bite that expands that hedge got! *trips on vine*
Eeekamouse! No, it’s not! EeekaHPB! No . . . Agh! *falls senseless to the ground*
An HPB, you say??? Where??? *looks around nevously*
*knows Alice will correct his spelling*ACK A MOUSE!!!!! *dosn’t fall sensless to the ground* *trips over Lecea and falls to the ground* *knocks head on rock* *is officially sensless*I just noticed something. I use a lot of *’s. Well, I guess I’m a pretty action packed guy.
93- Senseless and nervously.
I didnt get a bite thats my new expanding ice pack rthats mde to look lie va snake bite! I got it at a yard sale. I scream in pain. “horrible headache!”
63-Whoops! That was not purposeful. It’s just that so much is going on!!!!!
Hey, I’m still in the catacombs!!! *Looks around at the graves lining the walls* It’s kind of creepy. Wait. What ‘s that sou- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63- Whoops, I didn’t mean to leave you out.
Hello…I’m still in the catacombs…And staring at tombstones. Wow, this is really creepy. Wait. What’s that sou-AUGH!!!!HHHEEELLLPPP!
97/98-Wha?? I believe that you did not see the moderation sign and posted twice. Am I correct??? What catacombs anyway? There are snakes in that pit you know. You better get outta there soon.
What was that sound? It sounded like an AUGH!!!! HHHEEELLLPPP! Did anyone else hear it?
*wakes up as a human* Wha…What happened? Eek! Leceaa’s been bitten! Wait… Hmmm… The bite seems to have turned her blood hot pink… As an expert in were-creatures, I think she has been bitten by a Weerus aitchpeebeeus-In English, a were-hot pink bunny.
Hay, Beavo, head to PPP, Please? We are going to have a new soccopelli game!
great-now a bunch of people are knocked out and one of them is bleeding…*sighs**performs treatment for shock*
99- That’s wierd. I posted once and came back later and it was not there. Oh, well. I am in the catacombs, which are underneath our pit. I think you missed the post where I fell under our pit through a deep, dark hole of darkness into tthe catacombs.
HELP MEEEEEEEEEE…. I see MUTANT were-hot pink bunnies. They are huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND COMING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear that? It sounded like HELP MEEEEE! It came from the pit! *mezerek shows up and starts bleeping**I bleep back**we have a short bleeping conversation* Uh-oh! Mezner says there’s somebody in some catacombs under the pit! Quick! To the pit! *runs toward pit*
Wow! Last Saturday, gimanator was telling me how he wanted to have this thread at fencing! Then l leave, and when l come back, it has 104 posts! Congrats!
101-Okay!! I didn’t get to play in the last one; I was busy with catching up on MB cuz of my *ahem* busy scedual.
Koko, I did hear something, but I think it said EEEAT CHEEEESE!!! Not Help me. *scoff* who would say help me here OH MY GAWD IT’S A HUGE HOT PINK BUNNIE CLIMBIMG OUT OF THAT PIT HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME there is no call for cursing, Koko HELP ME HELP HELP HELP
huge bunny?!?!? ok…uh, i think, um…oh yeah! If a mezerek sings it’s mating song(much like birds) in front of one of those, it should fall asleep.(i’m guessing, it works for hpbs as far as I know)now how do we get it to chirp, or whatever?
HALT, HOT-PINK BUNNY! DO NOT HARM BEAVO!
*bunny lunges*
Just as I feared. The infamous overgrown bunnius evilus, also known as….
BUNNY KONG!!!
I think I need to clarify that ^ for the bunny-lovers.
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII! Forget it! Runnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E2MB, stop bumbling about feared stuff and big latin names and HELP ME!
*trips BUNNY KONG*
Ha! Take that, you big brute!
*BUNNY KONG gets up and bares fangs*
Oh snap. RUNAWAY! *runs away* *stops to think* There is a lot of running away and attacks of various sorts in this RPG. There is not actually anything related to what we started the story with. We have done no archeology because we are still stuck where that helicoptor dumped us. Maybe we should get to the point? *sees BUNNY KONG* But that dosn’t matter when you’re being chased by a huge rabbit!
ok, good point. We need to get out of here and set up camp.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*bleeps to Mezner**Mezner chirps**Bunny Kong falls asleep* There. That handles Bunny Kong.
phew, let’s get out of here and set up camp- it’s too late to do anything else today.
Good-*transforms* roar roar *bites giminator*
oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww! scrumfoarrrlyyyyyyy! *is knocked out*
this thread is really dieing
Too confusing. And that’s dying, actually.
ok, let’s start over, here. no more were-anythings, and we’ll start off where we should have been, in the beginning.
Hello fellow collegues I am Dr.Ultimate jeeves, A religios archeologist. I happen to be searching for the Holy Grail. You know, deep down, Jesus was a celebrity, so if I sell his cup on ebay, I will not feel any archeoligical shame. It will just be like selling a famous actors lock of hair!
that was the final insult to this thread, thanks.
Hey!
Umm…. yeah. Let’s start over. Read the first few posts to find out who I am. I’m not changing much.
well…we should let the other people know if this thread is going to keep going
Try the newbies page! Lots go there
yeah, yeah. I see it now “attention newbies! My thread is not dead!”I’ll do that.
that’s not sarcasm by the way.
121 –
I see you went to the newbies page. For once, someone took my advice!
How do you request a rpg?
131-just say you have an Idea for a thread, and when the GAPAS moderate it, they will tell you yes or no(usually yes).
At least some more people came to this thread.
All this thread has become good for is off topic chat. It’s like living in san francisco as a refuge after bombs have hit.
I am the mutant hot pink bunny!!!!!!! Only aldvionjsdl minimus, also known as salsa can cure me. Find some, and fast! Fvndbasipnvknjncvfu! Help!!!!!!!!!
*feeds 26 salsa* *is really bored cuz this is a dying thread*
well, at least other people posted. And it’s already dead.
135&136-Geez, that sucks.
Let’s jump out of a plane and get this moving again. Okay?
OMG! We just discovered a pile of mummies! The “we” being my team, which has secretly been working alongside yours. Now using ancient and unknown magic, we have brought them to life. How do you feel about this, Mr Mummy?
Mr. Mummy
Well, actually, I was having a really nice dream when you woke me up. And I’m a girl.
Actually, we decided to start over because there wasn’t any archelogy. So Fox with drops of rubies’s team was working before our team got here. I am Koko du Pelle, an archeoligist who specializes in the Scribblemayans, and an expert on were-creatures.
*jumps out of plane**panicks because I an’t find the rip cord**realizes it’s an automatic parachute**lands*
Pelle, what do you think about these mummies?
Urk. I think this one is strangling me.
Curiouser and curiouser. They appear to be made of wood.
*kicks mummy**mummy splinters* I killed it!
Umm… that was not so good. Don’t go around killing mummies, they might be cursed. Wait a minute, what does that say on the box? Contains curse, do not kick? Koko, I think you’re in trouble.
Uh oh.
well, it’s dead, but uh…why are you truning green?
148 – I don’t know. Am I turning green?
um…I wouldn’t know…..I mean, if you were cursed…hehe*false smile*
on second thought, if we make too much action, then the thread will end up like it was before, let’s just have us observing the mummified people, does that sound fair?
HELP HELP I’M TURNING INTO AN OCTUPUS QUICK FIND A COUNTERCURSE BEFORE I DROWN!
152-that’s what I want to avoid.
well, the mummies are wrapped in…what is this? Long grass? interesting method.
say, the grass has…what are these jewels made of? Fools gold? I don’t remember anything about that…does anyone remember about these?
The fools gold is supposed to prevent nightmares, I think. Odd.
Why would they put that in the wrappings on the mummies? to prevent bad dreams while they “sleep”? that is an interesting theory, somebody write it down.
Well, we need to move on to the next area. I don’t remember anything about burial grounds so we could be near, or far. Let’s move! *Hikes through foliage*
Hmm……I see human bones and axes. Could this be the site of an ancient battle?
*jumps back after realizing the foliage is poisen oak*
*runs screaming for his canteen*
Poison oak? I am sooooooooooooo allergic to that stuff! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Right, enough action. The ancient Scribblemayans used Belgian tea to counteract the poison (didn’t know there was such a thing as Belgian tea did you? Well, there is.) Does anyone have some Belgian tea with them?
Yes, I brought some because I thought it might help us make French toast. *gives Lecea Belgian tea*
Thanks.
(Archeoligest from other expedition emerges from the forest.)
“Oh my god I have found an ainchient battleground of the of the oct-OH NO! THERES ONE NOW!!!!!”(Screams in terror at Koko.)
(Archeologyst from other expadition comes out of the forest and looks around.)
“Oh my god! I just discovered the great octopus war battleground! This is so-AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE IS ONE NOW!!!!!(Franticaly points at Koko.) “RUN, RUN!!! THOSE OCTOPI HAVE KILLED MILIONS!!!”
164-no, no. Were trying to avoid that, please.
hmmm…what kind of tool is this?*holds up clothes hanger like object*
*bright yellow beam jumps out of clothes hangar-thingy and hits me* Oh good, I’m not an octupus any more. Hey who’s that? *points at Rose D.*
ok…an interesting object. How the heck did it do that?
Here, let me have that. *takes clothes hangar-thingy**touches one of the mummies with it**mummy comes back to life*
that’s not good! bop it again!
*takes clothes hanger and bops mummy with it*
Hi. I’m like new at this. I mean the blog.
BOP HARD!!!
*pies cool seal man*
171- your new? go to the newcomers therd now
AUUGGHHH IT DID NOT WORK! Er…hello, Mr. Mummy! *waves hand febbly*
Mr Mummy
Bwa ha ha! I will take over the world!
Koko du Pelle
Uh oh…
DuhShannuh
*picks up large flashlight and shines it in the mmmy’s face* Take that, you big stupid fool! * gets knocked down by mummy’s large swinging arm* Oof!
I heard that the ancient Scribblemayans fed restless mummies raspberries to make them temporarily immobile. Raspberries, anyone?
Er.. *looks around wildly* LOOK! A RASPBERRY BUSH! WE’RE SAVE-*is knocked out by mummy*
*picks a raspberry* *tries to force-feed it to the mummy* He won’t eat i!
Mmmm. No, it wouldn’t. How about this? *pulls out slingshot* *shoots raspberry at the mummy’s mouth*
Oh drat. That was supposed to be under the name, Lecea. Oops.
Mr Mummy
*catches raspberry and force-feeds it to Lecea* Heh heh now she’s immoblile! *pulls mummy hand puppet out of thin air*
Koko du Pelle
Oh no, Lecea’s-say, what’s he doing with that thing?
Mummy
*speaks into mummy puppet*
Kanohi wrap-dead Lifer. Cloudsneak. Veroay.Koko du Pelle
Well that was odd.
guess it is too late to join now, huh?
Oh no! The mummy is…
This is kind of turning out like the other one…..
Running in circles! Save us! Spills Splenda all over Mummy! Wait a minute! That was suppost to be in *s! Oh no! I’m going to die! Ackness!
ok…yea…bye…
*turns from thread, never to return again*
*mummy collapses for no reason* Yayzers! It is dead again!
no..186-don’t go away, you can still join…
at least the mummy’s dead…
can i join?
*cheesecake pie*
Don’t start that again, Cil, please.
Wow, this thread is DYING! Artificial respiration time!
Okay. The- hey, what’s that?
I want to help ressurect this thread, for I am quite interested in this project of archeology. so…
I think it’s a bone! Quick, let’s go see!
I have my suspicioussssnz that this thread is doomed fore eternetie, but whatevere. Yese, I’m speackin weerd todaye.
It’s a bone all right. The forearmbone of a Scribblemayan Scribbler, I believe.
ah yes. Look at the writings on the fore-arm bone. They carved their own name into their arm! weird, yes. But, now if we can read this, we might be able to tell who it was…hmmm…looks like…it starts with a q…
It says Quentin. Quentin?
Quentin was the name of the classic villain of children’s stories. He always wore a black cloak, and he ended up imprisoned after every story.
*picks up tattered black rag*
So far as I know, no Scribblemayan was named Quentin. It would be like someone naming their child Wicked Witch. And to judge from this rag, which is shaped a little like a cloak, we are in the presence of the remains of THE Quentin. *bows deeply*
How can you be so sure? And if it really is, he was an outcast-I have studied some of those stories-so we’d be far from what we’re looking for-the temple. Ah, well. This is a great discovery anyhoo. *bows to bones, also*
Lecea, how can you be sure he did actually exist? Although, no Scribblemayan would name their kid Quentin.
“So why would a scriibler inscribe that name on his fore-arm? It’s the only possible explanation! Unless they were a bandit trying to put fear into the scribble mayan and thus named himself that…”
Perhaps… perhaps… Or maybe he was real… But if he was, you’re right, he would be an outcast.
“Well, we have to get this find in, anyway!”
*searches for phone*
Drat! I must have lost it during our deleted adventure!
What’s that… sign… over there? *runs to check*
It says… “Beware, you have entered the hunting grounds of the Scrububber”
Scrubbuber…scrubbuber…hmmm…that was like a hunting animal I beleive…there likely wouldn’t be anymore, but…I’m surprised the sign’s still standing.
This…thread…is…dead…not one post in 10 days…*removes hat*. Goodbye, old friend. *stops posting on my dead first thread**sniff*
no…wait…gimanator come back…im still here
208-oh, ok. What are you doing on my dead thread? Is that an alias, or are you new?*pies just in case*
*leaves again since no other post is apparent*
you know what, I’m just gonna ask to start over. It’ll hopefully start the hype up again, and we can just start fresh…oppinions, anyone?
ironic how that last post was on my birthday, no? even more strange-I’m still posting her…oooooo…..
*mummy comes back to life for no reason* *summons HPB mummies to crawl out of the ground* *HPB mummies go on a rampage*
*misses thread anniversary by one day*