H*A*R*R*Y P*O*T*T*E*R
Resistance was useless.
Date: December 29, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
Monday, 13 May 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
This is so predictable. So, who’s RAB?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Thank you GAPA!!!!!
I ♥ sirius ( ), tonks, lupin, ron (yes axa, ron. even if he is pretty clueless at times), hagrid, luna, dumbledore ( ), snape (as a character i mean-he’s pretty interesting), ginny, sirius, mcgonnagall, fred and george, tonks, tonks, and sirius!!!!!
Oh yes and PoA is my absolute fav book of hp. yes yes yessssssssss we loves PoA precious.
The books are better than the movies.
Harry comes off as self absorbed, and an idiot. He isn’t all that smart.
Ron is just class A stupid. Enough said.
Hermione is a bit annoying.
I find it funny that Dumbledore, head of Hogwarts and most powerful wizard *alive*, would spend his time getting chummy with a student.
I love Hagrid, Fred and George, Tonks, Lupin in the books, Sirius, and Neville. It’s just the main characters that annoy me.
Em (#1),
Regulus Black. Next question?
I LOVED the third movie, but the rest were eh. And the first one stunk. But when it first came out the seniors got to go see it in theaters (lucky seniors!), and when they were there the reel of film caugt on fire– right over Harry’s head. So before they got evacuated the seniors got to see Harry’s head on fire, which I heard was very entertaining.
Third book is the best, followed by the first, then the sixth, then the second, then the fourth, then the fifth as dead last. Rowling does an amazing job of portraying fith year Harry as an adolescant, but we don’t WANT to read about Harry as an adolescant. And in the fourth book he does nae do anything for for himself. He is spoonfed the entire time.
Not neccesarily. He could be anyone with those initials.
The only person we know with those initials is Regulus Black. And besides, there was that locket in the black household. Although it COULD just be a red herring……
Ron’s an idiot. My favorite characters are Gred, Forge, and Tonks.
We don’t know for sure, do we?
I would have to be a charecter we have heard of, but since sio many people are getting it she might switch it to some other obscure charecter.
My favorite book is the sixth, but I like dark stories.
Why would it have to be someone we’ve heard of? It could be a new character.
i know, but some people think its not.
why did you add Lucifer to your name?
she did say in some random interview that we’ve pretty much seen all the characters.
Although it does seem a bit obvious. *flashback* stayed up all night reading the book. Thought about it a bit, until other peoples woke up. Other people woke up. Later in the day-*gasp* Regulus Black!!! Raced to the computer. Got on the internet. Face fell. There were about 349876 people around saying the exact same thing. (no the #s are not accurate. i typed some random numbers) *flashback ends* *gasp* could it be a plot to deceive us poor unsuspecting hp lunatics???
order of books
PoA
OOTP
CoS
SS
GoF
order of movies
GoF
PoA
The first two were equally terrible.
hey GAPA why the stars? or asterisks if you want to be completely accurate. And why suddenly bold? Nothing wrong with that, just wondering.
Erk, I kind of want to re-read the awfulness of Book Six now, just because I know I missed some stuff first time around, due to my excitement. I can’t quite make myself, though, as I really, really disliked the book the first time around.
Regulus was killed by some Death Eaters according to Sirius, because he didn’t have enough backbone. I’m not so sure it’s him, but I haven’t got a better suggestion.
Because I am evil. And I’m dating Lucifer.
“Lucifer Laughed.”
Order of Favs:
OotP
PoA
HBP
SS
GoF
CoS
Ooh, Lucifer. ♥
Is it just me or does Harry do dumber and dumber stuff as the books go on? Think about it.
And Lucifer is another name for the devil.
…yes, I know.
pssht wow i totally forgot about HBP. aaaah!!! ok
PoA
OOTP
CoS
HBP
SS
GoF
Ishmael is Mrs. Lucifer. haha. you got married yesterday. yes you did just nod, smile. nod, smile. whatever i say….
actually she’s cheating on her husband with him. She’s married to her locker (????) named Fred, I think.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do you want to break up?
Extra brownie points if you know that song.
I hate HP. I really do. My reasons for this are well-founded, and before I’m lynched for blasphmeny (spelling?) on TWMRAH (That Which Many Regard As Holy) I think it’s TERRIBLE so many people are obsessed with Potty-no, I meant Potter, I really did–and they’re not into reading because TWMRAH is all they read, and Potty is a wet and a weed! So there!
My locker’s name is Gregory, and Lucifer is more interesting. Zallie, he’s mine. You can’t have him.
Ebeth, I married him a while ago. But we eloped, so I’ve kept it secret. Grant, I know he’s the devil. I’m so devilish.
Harry has been stupid all along. I go back and look at the first book, and I can’t believe how niave and immature Harry was. Then I look at the sixth book, and he still seems niave and immature.
Devil = lived. I just realized that. Harry’s naive and immature to the core. He’s also booksmart. Mr. Coontz, could you fix it so we could have a nice umlaut over some of our letters? Thank you very much.
Fiiiine, Ishmael. Pffttt.
Also, satan=santa.
Just thought I should throw that one out there…
Yep. I realized that a while ago. Also live = evil. And Santa and Satan are anagrams.
QJ (#26),
Here are some umlauts you can copy and paste, and I’ll even throw in edh, thorn, and an extra bonus vowel:
Ää Ëë Ãï Öö Üü ÄÄ‘ Þþ Ææ
WOOHOO! Thank you, Mr. Coontz! Go Harry!
(SPOILERS AHEAD)
Who is RAB? Some people think Regulus Black. You know, Sirius'(sniff) brother. Apparently, he was a coward and a Death Eater, but people think he may have taken the Horcrux (the real locket) and did something with it, leaving the fake one in it’s place. The note that was still with the locket said, “I will already be dead when you read this note,” so many assume he had already predicted Voldy (Heehee, JK Rowling hates me now) was going to kill him off. Very likely.
Another possibility is Borgin, from Borgin and Burkes Dart Arts Store. Obviously, his last name is Borgin, so likely his first name is Ronald or Reginald. just a possibility. I have yet to re – analyze all the books to find stuff about this.
God is a dog, and to live is to be evil.
Harry been an idiot the whole time. I look at the first book and say “I wasn’t that stupid when I was 11.”
Being an idiot is a boy thing. You wouldn’t understand. There! I’ve admitted what you’ve suspected all along.
No, I’ve always known that boys were idiots. At least, almost all of them are. There are a couple of exceptions. But then, some girls take their places.
You must be a girl in disguise then.
AAAAAHH!!!!
Harry’s an idiot but that doesn’t matter cuz his friends really do all the work for him. He just shouts out brave sounding lines and fakes it, and hopes that some kind of deep powerful magic will come to his rescue. Which it does of course. You can’t kill the hero until the end, no matter how idiotic and immature he is.
I say the book should be all about sirius… ♥
aaaaah!!! excuse my fangirl alter ego Geraldine. Geraldine is the fangirl of my alter egos. If you see hearts anywhere, it’s Geraldine. Note that she’s the only alter ego w/a girl’s name (besides the Real Identity-me)
hey GAPA u still haven’t told us what the asterisks are for in the title…
That admission is a LIE!!!!! A HORRIBLE, UGLY LIE! A HUGE PUMPKIN WITH A PATHETIC MUSTACHE DRAWN ON IT!! Ok, maybe you’re right, but there are things only girls can be as well.
As long as we’re doing “God, dog,” “Live, evil,” take the word “laughter” and add an “s” on the front. Yes, that’s right: slaughter. And “comic” is only an “s” away from “cosmic”.
You’re right. I don’t undertsnad my brother at all.
Hermione is annoying too, though. And it’s so obvious that she and Ron love each other. They’re already half way to getting married.
When I reread the books, the writing doesn’t even seem that great. They really aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
What are umlauts?
Listen and silent are anagrams.
what? did you say you’re a huge pumpkin with a pathetic mustache?
lol, jk!
Hey GAPA where’d that other person’s thread go? fyoder dostavaskawhatsawho?
nobody wanted to talk about him hey?
i’m procraaastinating. what fun. laaaaa dee daaaa…harry potter rocks….tonks da bomb….hey look it’s the goodyear blimp! haha. wheeeeeee. i’m such a slacker. mwahaha. ohio state buckeyes. lord brocktree. the new american bible. strike up the band. rudyard kipling. rain forest ed-ventures. http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html. buddy biography visual aid by james a. jr. thespians middle skool theater arts fall play. These are the words scattered around james’s desk. Oh joy. I’m sure you’re all thrilled.
“MuseBlog” anagrams into “blue smog” and “emu globs” (you know, like you step on at the zoo). Can anyone come up with a good anagram for “Muse magazine”?
whoa… thats scary. last night there was a thread for some random guy who’s books nobody’s ever heard of and now it’s GONE! it DISSAPEARED! IT WAS A PHANTOM THREAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And what’s with the asteriks anyway?
what with that ‘z’…. hmmm i have to think about that.
ishmael (comment 37) i felt the same way about redwall after i reread it. it was really strange…
AMAZING GEM US
MAGMA SIZE GUN
MAGMA SIZE GNU
AGE MAZING SUM
Ok, i cheated. So sue me. I used an internet anagram finder.
Wait, sorry, that’s messed up.
mine gasmuaze
what about muse mag?
sum game
Hey, Robert, is the title of the thread any relation to H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N? Or am I the only person on the planet who has read those books?
sum game, that muse mag.
Here are some funny anagrams:
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Elvis = Lives
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil’s Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
The eyes = They see
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in’em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I’m Cuter
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z’s
Vacation Times = I’m Not as Active
Software = Swear Oft
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
A Decimal Point = I’m a Dot in Place
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
From Hamlet by Shakespeare:
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
George Bush = He bugs Gore
Tony Blair, MP = I’m Tory plan B
Twenty thousand leagues under the sea = Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense.
The end of the world is nigh! = Down this hole, frightened!
The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
Olo. Those are funny.
I love Sirius and only Sirius.
As a character. Gary Oldman was pssh-aww as Sirius, but we all know I ♥ Dan.
I’ll stop fangirling and go away now. But my favorite books were the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Order of the Phoenix. For obvious reasons.
Wow. I might have to pinch some of those. I think Milton started a trend!
aaaah noooooo not dan!!! whyyyyyyy…
i don’t ♥ gary oldman, I ♥ sirius. Gary oldman, as cool as he is, is not sirius.
hahahahahahaha!!! nice acronyms sphinx.
Ron seems to be getting girly. After a while he starts hiding from Lavender Brown. He’s letting himself be intimidated!
By the way, what’s my name? What’s my name?
I have to say, I don’t think HP is that great. It’s good, but I don’t think it deserves all the hype it gets. J.K. Rowling just isn’t that great an author. Her pacing and characters are good, but her style isn’t much better than mediocre. She had a great idea, but her writing isn’t vivid or strong enough to fully flesh it out.
I fully expect to be attacked with Kokopelli’s special cherry pies for this. The ones with the golf balls in them.
Luna rules all, however. If I could find orange radish earrings, I would wear them proudly.
Thank you for the umlauts, Mr. Coontz. You’ve made my day!
An umlaut, Ishmael darling, is the two dots over some letters (Stürm und Drang, Schädenfreude). It’s like an accent for German. Maybe not just German. Maybe most Slavic languages. I don’t know.
What’s My Name? That’s my favorite Clash song! Never mind, I can tell that’s not what you’re talking about. You’re Ultimate Supreme Exceutive Chairman Grant O. DOPE SLAP!
Nordic languages as well as German. Such as Jörmundgand, the mythological city of the frost giants. That’s one person! Who else?
I HATE KOKOPELLI! REALLY, I DO! HE’S AN OBNOXIOUS MORON! HE’S A MARY SUE! SORRY, I JUST HAD TO SAY THAT. NOW YOU CAN PIE ME TOO!
You know who has awesome character development? Masashi Kishimoto. The man has given abackstiory for every single character, and sone it in a touching way.
Axa-xaa or aax. Not much you can do with it.
Ugh. Em! Even though you may hate him, he’s KOKOPELLI. You’re not a Muser here!!!
EM!!!! I’m shocked!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE..oh wait…we’re all mus…*is pied* KOKO ROCKS HE IS SO NOT A MARY SUE!!!! HE HAS OBVIOUS CHARACTER FLAWS! BUT HE STILL ROCKS!!! GO KOKO!!!! I’m getting one of those hott koko shirts soon yes i am. ordered it yesterday. wheeee.
ok my dad’s playing annoying country music on the speakers. i must go. (country music isn’t all bad, but country music where they try SO hard to make it sound like country music and fail miserably but still classify it as country music is what i’m talking about when i say country music. REAL country music is just…i dunno…music.)
Em, you might want to pack your bags and run away before you are assailed by angry Musers. Just a suggestion.
Won – Won. I laughed about that for hours.
I got a Kokopelli t-shirt last year for my birthday. I wore it to school in my never-ending attempt to get people there to read muse. At the end of the day I probably threw it with my other laundry. I never saw it again. I added this to my long list of complaints against Kokopelli.
Well maybe koko’s shirt could sense your complaints against koko and ran away to get some pies to pie you with. Maybe it’ll come back soon with a choklit and pencil shavings pie.
WON WON!
lavendar bugs me. a lot
I loved the winter ball scene in the GoF movie. Ron and Harry were the worst prom dates in history.
yup. by the way, herr admin, where’s that link on your name supposed to go?
It doesn’t go anywhere, but the WordPress software insists on inserting it whenever Rosanne or I post. I can edit it out later, but that takes time, which I don’t always have. Just ignore it.
okay. i was just wondering. i thought it might be my evil computer again.
so people, how do you think voldy is gonna die?
a gasmuaze is a hyperactive museblogger, in case you were wondering.
voldy will be killed by laughing maniacally at harry and not looking where he’s going, and falling off a cliff at hogwarts where he can’t disapparate in midair and going splat on the ground.
or maybe not…
my brother thinks hedwig’s gonna kill him. He insists that the next book will be called “Hedwig’s Revenge” But he’s been saying that since book four, and books five and six weren’t called “Hedwig’s Revenge” now were they?
Em u should add that to the H2GMB
Spoiler for those who haven’t read the most recent book, I suppose: What is Harry’s scar is the last horcrux? I’m hoping it’s Ron, but you KNOW Jo would never kill him off, even though she should. The only thing I have against Ron is his hair, I’m sorry.
Anyway, then Harry would have to DIE OMGZ11!11111111111oneoneoneelevenafnld.
I predict that Harry, Snape, and Pettigrew will be key in Voldy’s death.
hello
I’m new here
I support the Dark Lord.
The GREAT, ALL POWERFUL Dark Lord
But, I’ll tell you what I think will happen next.
I believe Harry is a Horcruxe. I really do.
So read closely what I write next.
A step of alchemy is listed in every book. The final step is the joining of the ingrediants. In order to destroy the Dark Lord, Harry and the Dark Lord must join together, virtually destroying both.
I also predict that there will be many deaths in the last book.
The following people will die:
Snape, Draco, Myself (Bellatrix), Pettigrew (he’ll probably do some favor for Harry, though), Narcissa Malfoy, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, *take a breath* Lupin, McGonagall (however you spell her name), and Fudge.
THEY ARE ALL DOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEDDDD!!!!!
Anyone else of that opinion?
-Bellatrix
Welcome, BL! You may be MuseBlog’s first Slytherin.
I’m not on Voldemort’s side, but I’m not on Harry’s either. I’m on Luna Lovegood’s side! Yay!
Surprisingly enough, we aren’t all Gryffindor sissies, either. We’re Ravenclaws, who get 0 credit in the books. The closest we ever got to glory is Cho Chang, and than she dirfted off into the world of Roger Davies. Come on, even Hufflepuffs (Cedirc is awesome, though, no doubt) get more credit than us. Foo.
I’m off in my own catergory. You can’t categorize someone like me.
I want Ron to die so badly. Then Hermione can throw herself off a bridge in despair. And Harry can stick his head in the oven.
Then Fred and George can rule!
I never liked Cho Chang, even when she was dating harry.
BUT PHOEBE!!! YOU’RE FORGETTING!!! WE RAVENCLAWS HAVE LUNA LOVEGOOD!!! oh yeah all hail ravenclaw.
do we have any hufflepuffs on here??
luna lovegood’s side is the “we’re all going to die, oh well. lets have a good time” side. its so much more fun than the others.
How do you decide what House you are.
House! Squee!
I have a great deal of affection for the Hufflepuffs, despite not being one myself. They get such a bad rep all the time, just for being kind, accepting and considerate. Bah, many people think they’re stupid also. Pfffft, I say to them. (Also, it’s kind of annoying how Slytherins are the ‘mean’ house. I really get too annoyed by these sorts of things…)
If I were at Hoggywarts, I’d probably be a Slytherin. Or Ravenclaw. Really, it’s a draw between the two.
Oh, and Ishmael, who has excellent taste in husbands, you just decide which you fit, I guess.
& there are a bunch of tests online that supposedly tell you what house you fit in.
I’m an Ooewgwajdfs. We are noted for our ability to pronounce our House’s name.
Pheonix, I’d think you’d love OotP. I know I like GoF.
I think I’d probably get in Gryffindor. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. Probably gryffindor.
As much as it sickens me, I think I’m a Gryffindor. I’d much rather be a Ravenclaw, though.
Yeah for Luna Lovegood!
Mrs. Lucifer. *snort.*
Yeah, Ishamel, you’re a particularly Ravenclawish Gryffindor.
For me it’s Ravenclaw, all the way.
Grant (for post #54): You adolescant-male-acting, pudding-headed, banana-nosed, Neil-Diamond-listening, hazelnut-eating, steriotype-beliving, Newsweek-reading, hamster-mothered English type! I empty my mouth guard at you, you ugly wart on a salamander’s tongue! SEXISM! I am going to take a leaf out of Zyviva’s book and carve out your entrails with a blunt ball point pen! I wil thenl take your intestines and tie them to a rock, and then then throw you off a cliff (idea taken from Beldin of the Belgariad)! It will be part of a new experiment! TO SEE IF SEXIST PEOPLE’S GUTS BOUNCE OR BREAK! Then I will take your remains and force them to listen to telemarketers all day, and then run you over repeatedly with a front-end loader!
*army of feminists, fictional and nonfictional, marches up, led by Eowyn, Alanna the Lioness, Joan of Arc, Polgara the Sorceress, Zyviva, mwah, and Carrie Nation wielding an axe*
Army: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE, fiend!
Please, Grant. Please try to resist the adolescant male instincts coursing through your viens. Hold on… for just a little longer. Remain a Muser, Grant, and may the Shwartz be with you.
I’m in house SPARKLYPOO!
*gag* no not really
Boy was that random.
Phoenix, what you said could be seen in an offensive light, if the reader so wishes to see it.
yeah it was.*gasphackwheeze* the….plague…*hackcough* of….randomness….it is upon me! I can bear it no longer!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs off into the woods to be random for the rest of her life*
I meant my last comment was random, Ebeth, not yours.
ANd I, knowing Ishmael and Sphinx personally, say that I think Sphinx is in Gryffindor and Ishmael is probably in Slytherin. Or just in a house for phsycotic nuerotic people. And Zyviva has qualities of Ravenclaw, but those are overruled by her Gryffindor and Slytherin qualities. IT IS SO HARD TO CLASSIFY A PERSON! Why do you think we all have code names? Personality expression, of course, and all custom made!
I’m with you all the way, pheonix. Rude Sexist Chauvinist (big word!) male pigs shall DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
That’s why we have the Sorting Hat! (And the personality thing in the applications on our site.)
My Operation Mostly Harmless name is Agent Smith. Do I need to make another?
Not unless you feel some pressing desire to do so, Pheebs. By the by, why do you like angsty charecters so much? Don’t worry– be happy! *Phoenix is punched in the mouth by grumpy people who don’t want to hear that stupid, insensitive phrase any more*
I don’t mean you, I just thought that would sound funny.
Where is MontgomoryGurl? I have nae seen her for a while…
Why do you think I belong in Slytherin? I took a few quizzes, and they all put me in Gryffindor. Although my Mom calls me sneaky, sly, and subversive.
The house for phsycotic nuerotic people would probably suit me best.
pssht phoenix we’re all random here. musers=randomness.
aaaaah eeeevil sextists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Potter is AWESOME-especially since he shares my first name.
You dare call me that?!?? That’s completely unnecessary! Come get some! Feckaaaa! Su-Fi to you!
I am not sexist, racist, or anything else you might care to throw at me! Where in my comment do you see anything that is an example of me being a chauvinist? I use the adjective “girly” as meaning that he’s a pansy.
I warn you: The Chairman is not a good person to have as an enemy. Retract your insult immediately, or I will burn everything you love. EVERYTHING.
I was not trying to be chauvinist, sexist, or anything of the sort. I was merely meaning that Ron is a loser who needs to stand up for himself.
You have an army of fictional and dead people? Tchah! I will summon my very real Shadow Sector and meet you on the field of battle. I play strategy games; you will not stand a chance.
FÆR MÆ. APOLOGIZE. Oops, I dug grooves into the table with my fingernails. THAT SORT OF THING IS UNCALLED FOR. YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING? I WILL END IT. THE JACKALS FEAST UPON THE CORPSES OF YOUR COMRADES AND CARRY THEIR HEADS HOME AS PLAYTHINGS.
You wanna go? Want a piece of me? I will feast upon your infidelic heart, O perpetuator of my wrath. Think of the worst torture you can, then think of something a million times worse. I wouldn’t do that; I’d do something even worse.
I give you an ultimatum, if this has been unclear. Take back your most grievous verbal offense, that which was uncalled for. If you don’t, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for every day of the week. Oh wait. If you don’t, I will bear a deep grudge, one which will come out in the worst possible way and moment. You have awakened a supreme anger, one which has been known to wipe people off the face of the earth, if they’re lucky.
I’m going to go get a drink before either I get an ulcer, my heart explodes, or I get a cerebral aneurysm. Apologize, please. It will be for the good of humanity.
BELLATRIX!!!! YOU KILLED SIRIUS YOU FIEND!!!! RARUGH!!!!!!!
I never liked Cho because she was dating Harry. :grumbles: I was also displeased Jo chose a name that is rather stereotypical. Not all Chinese people have a lasot name of “Chang”. I mean really.
I killed myself when Cedric died. Always my favorite ones…:sobs alone in a dark corner:
You experiment would be pointless if you used me, because I’m not sexist.
Random thought, or maybe not so random: I have a cavalry sword used in the American Civil War hanging on the wall of my room. It was used by one of my ancestors in the Union army.
Right now all that’s “coursing through my veins” is pure, insane, berserk rage. Insults such as the ones you have used slice deep to the innermost recesses of my soul, where dwell primordial urges to decapitate those who offend me. You think your complicated names you called me sound so pretty and eloquent, but in the end you’re just a bag of ill-mannered hot air. I was going to resolve to restrain my anger, but you should really take those things you said about me back or I will fail before the new year’s even started.
I hope everyone appreciates how hard it is not swearing in these tandem posts.
KAKAKAOUIN KAKA KAKAOIUN BANG!!!!!
Phoenix, before you can take a leaf out of my book, i will up root the whole tree and smack him.
bad Grant *smack* *whack*
ron was not being girly *whack*
he was being a typical idiotic teenage boy *takes out ball point pens and moves towards your inards*
who’s Polgara the sorcerous?
Operation Mostly Harmless?
What Sorting Hat?
Ho no he wasn’t. Boys don’t hide from their ex-girlfriend.
And leave my innards alone.
Phoenix, it seems that you and Grant are doomed to be at never ending war, peace just a hazy blur on the horizon.
Grant, ditto.
And I’m going to require a Zyvivan apology as well, or I will tell my school about the HP forum. You do not want that. Trust me.
*bares vampiric teeth*
For real. My school once found out about my friend’s website and he had to have N2H2 block it because of the amount of spamming. So I’d like that apology.
GAPA, could you block stuff like that?
Grant, i require an apology from you- you insulted by gender, my ideals, my beliefs..etc.
Not really. He called Ron girly. I think Ron is a baby. Are all the babies of the world going to hunt me down and flame me?
That is a filthy lie. It has dragged itself from a pool of excrement in order for you to continue in your hideous slander of me. I never insulted your gender, ideals, or anything of the sort. I was merely expressing distaste for how Ron was acting. He was acting a bit like a friend of mine in the respect that he never stands up for himself.
You have approximately 21 hours until I am able to tell certain dubious individuals in my school the IP address of your website. It wouldn’t give me pleasure to do so, but it is necessary.
Virtual disembowelment is heading your way. Turn back! Give me an apology.
Wonderful. The War of the Musers. The War of the Harry Potter RPG Playing Musers. I think I’m going to go hide in a closet somewhere. With chocolate, of course, because hiding in closets requires eating chocolate.
Grant, you have too much time on your hands. Really, your well of insults is never-ending. And Zyviva doesn’t even go on the HP site, and Pheonix can only lurk for now. It would be biting yourself to tell your school about it.
I blame Bush!
This started out as what looked like a typical can-you-top-this insultfest, but threats have escalated it into a flame war, or close to it. De-escalate, please.
Bush got us into this mess! It’s all his fault!
Plus, he tastes bad.
All I ask for is an apology and a detraction of libelous statements about me by Phoenix. I stand by my ideals, which do not include bigotry, sexism, and/or chauvinism. I demand an apologetic statement by the injuring parties, i.e. Phoenix and anyone who agreed with her in her detrimental remarks about me.
And Sphinx, you have to admit they’re good insults.
you ate bush?
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………………………Yeah, okay. Ishmael, a-………..nevermind.
Yus. He was a bit bristly, and hard on the digestion, but I managed to get him down.
oh good.
ishmael, i know you posted this many posts ago, but its OK not to like harry potter. you’re not really missing anything. on a similar note, its okay not to like Kokopelli. i mean, there are 8 other muses. wait- or is it 7? its the apocalypse people, i can’t remember how may muses there are!
Cannibalism causes kuru, you know.. but we all appreciate you sacrificing yourself for the common good, Ishmael.
Cannibaliam causes indigestion, more like it.
Kokopelli is awesome! Harry, however, is a jerk.
Are there leftovers? Can you send me some?
Grant, we are feminists here. We do not like your gender discriminancies. And we especially do not like how you keep declaring your superiority to us in the areas of insult giving and weird threat making. You keep telling me I, and I quote, will get ‘owned’ by your superior skills in these departments. BUT YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE DONE THIS!!!! You have never once proved this “fact”.
If I misunderstood you, I offer my most sincere apologies. But I don’t think I did.
I think you owe ME an apology.
And why the heck would I care if the HP board gets spammed?!? I’m not even on it!
(actually I would care by virtue of the fact that it is modded by Musers, but you should have more honor than to spam fellow Musers! Even Zyviva would never sink that low! *Zyviva, who is sitting next to her, does not preform as expected, namely she does not beat Phoenix up, for which Phoenix is grateful. Thanks, Zyv*)
Zyviva is at your House?
Speaking of House, I’m having a Houseathon soon!
House is soooo much better than Harry Potter.
You’re not paying attention. I am not offering gender discriminancies of any kind. I am not imposing them either. I, as I have said now at least twice, was merely expressing distaste for Ron’s actions. If you want to ignore my explanations, fine. I won’t forgive you.
I may owe you an apology, but my unMuselike behavior only partially my fault as I haven’t gotten around to renewing my subscription. This means that I have been deprived of Muse for over 2 months, and you ought to be tolerant.
You did bloody misunderstand me. I think now, that after my explanations, you do understand me, but continue to pretend to misunderstand me so you can find a scapegoat. Find another bloody scapegoat. Find one that at least you have a plausible explanation for using. Instead of continuing under the delusion that I’m sexist, read my original post. I use the word “girly” as a loose description of one who is being a pansy. I use the word “girly” on girls. Would you rather I find a different one? Fine, I will, but stop slandering me.
Actually read this entire thing, not just the portions that serve your radical feminist agenda. (YOUR description, not mine.)
I accept your apology, if it is indeed extended.
And you misunderstood my threat. I, myself, was not going to spam the site. I was going to leak its location to a hive of vicious spammers, my dearly beloved (sarcasm) [name of high school deleted by administrator].
I feel that your initial attack was unprovoked. I may have overreacted a little bit, but so what? My reaction to your libel does not excuse the fact that it was libel. I do not take things like this lightly. I’d like to send you an e-card, but the GAPA (I still don’t know what that stands for) wouldn’t allow email addresses on here.
If you are going to use bloody, excuse my Klatchian, you should say something like excuse my Klatchian.
Grant and Phoenix are doomed to be ever at war.
You left out my title. I am Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Grant O.
Grant, I did, in fact, read your entire posts. I will restate my objections to the contents thereof:
1) I object to the term ‘girly’. The TERM. Not the context.
2) I object to the fact that you are always declaring your superiority to me, and never provng it.
finis.
Actually i think i would be quite frightened if they stopped insulting each other. By now it’s such an accepted part of life to come on the hp thread and chuckle over their various insults that if they stopped I would run around the house screaming and end up deciding that the world was going to end and packing my towel for the next spaceship.
GAPA stands for Great And Powerful Administrator.
And USECGO-why have you been muse-deprived for 2 months??? tsk tsk tsk. Shameful.
and now today’s pathetic attempt to relate this post to the topic! erm….tonks rocks. Yeah. All hail tonks!!!
That’s three excuses you’ve given, Grant. We get the point.
Very well. I apologise, Mr. Chairman, for preforming what you, possibly accurately, but not fixedly so, saw as libel. I assure you that my conclusions were drawn from your post and I would not seek to judge without reading the comment in question. Please note that I am not seeking conflict; we merely seem to have incompatible personalities (e.g. quite nearly the same one). I did not mean for offense to be taken at my comment; it seemed to me to be a mild accusation coupled with several ridiculous and vaguely amusing threats. If you failed to take it that way I am most regretful.
In the future, please do not use that offensive term. And please, Mr. Chairman, do not make empty threats, as I find that distressing along with the implication that I am stupid. I once again offer my most sincere apologies for offending you, and I ask that you do the same.
In addition, if you resent the use of the name ‘Grant’ by one who has unwittingly insulted you, I shall refrain from the use of that name in the future.
And for goodness sakes get your subsription back in before you bite my head right off.
Tonks is cool.
Grant, i would like to take you up on that offer to find a different word. might i sugest pansy?
(isn’t it ironic that phoeinx is the one blowing up and i sit here (mostly) calm and reasonable?)
I mean, wow, you sure take insults hard, don’t you? *raises eyebrows* and I’m telling you, I play strategy games too. Please, please, PLEASE do not continiue to underestimate me just because of my gender. And if you aren’t underrating my abilities because of my gender, you have no reason to assume I am any worse at strategy than you are.
Hehe. I love trapping people with words.
(undoubtably USECGO is going to take offense at the that. learn to take a joke, sir.)
no, I’m being mean. just, y’know, treat me as an equal, okay? the reason I argue with you all the time is that you don’t seem to judge me ‘worthy’ enough to argue with you.
man, I was just my own phsycologist! cool!
Why should you say “excuse my Klatchian” for saying “bloody”? It’s a perfectly good British swear word…
it’s not technically a swear word in America.
I don’t think threatening the HP forums with spam is such a wise idea, Grant.
This is where I would normally drop in to say something profound…
Nothing comes to mind.
I miss the GABOOMBA
Others have said the same thing, D_Q. Was there something about the old format that made you more profound?
Lizzie: Because that’s what they do in Terry Pratchett books! You know how some people say “Excuse my French” after they curse? It’s a parody off that.
Phoenix thinks using big words will make her seem more intelligent. But I know a truth!
Quack, Pheonix! Quack!
With the GABOOMBA, there were only like five of us… and if there were four new messages in a day it was a lot. Now, there’s upwards of 90 people here, and the January thread that isn’t even three days old yet has 59 messages. It’s just really hard to keep up with the latest plans for world domination, debates, flame wars, etc., when you can’t spend every waking moment on this site
Plus, on the GABOOMBA, you wrote in orange which was cool.
–D_Q
It’s bad that we are active?
Lizzie and Ebeth (#143-144),
“Bloody” is a fairly strong swear word in Britain. Americans think it sounds quaint and Old-World exotic, but we really should be more careful with it.
D_Q and Ishmael (#149-150),
Rosanne and I could slow things down by approving posts only once a day, Gaboomba-style, but I suspect that would only frustrate people. Not too long ago I tried to carve out part of the blog for “longer, slower, more thoughtful posts,” but the thread never took on a life of its own. Maybe I could start a Gaboomba section for people like you and Elassë-Adæl who don’t check in as often, but it would need a core of regulars to keep it going. I’m open to suggestions.
–Robert
Power-That-Be, what about intestiney, or bodily fluidy? How are those better than bloody? I was making latkes last night, and I cut myself while I ws peeling potatos. My thumb was all BloodY. (Don’t worry, none of it got in the latkes.)
Obviously a topic like that would be hills and valleys. Active sometimes, and at other times dead. There’s no ay you can accomidate to fit everyone’s schedule.
haha story time-the last time we went to nana+granddad’s (years ago, not the recent trip) we were on the way there and i cut my finger and after a while the band-aid had blood on it. So i said something about “the bloody band-aid” and mom was like “oooh you better not say that in front of nana+granddad or you’ll be in big trouble” and i was like “huh???? noooo the band-aid has BLOOD on it…” ok story time over.
I like the activity here. Especially since it helps so much with my procrastination
I don’t know, I liked the Gaboomba and it had things that were nice to it that we don’t have here- text colors, the links that you put in, subjects, and went slowly enough that if you couldn’t check in for a week, or two weeks, it didn’t really matter, and most posts had more substanence (sic).. on the other hand, the Museblog’s attracted a whole lot more people than the Gaboomba did and it is kind of nice having so many different topics… But no one asked my opinion in the first place, so yeah…
Well, you can’t really kick everyone out and go back to the Gaboomba. Although post colors would be nice. You know what would be really nice? A forum instead of a blog.
thats why im on here so much, because im afraid i wil miss something.
‘Ello! I just took a long time to make peace (sort of) with Grant, and he does nae even read it! Typical.
Boys. *shakes head*
Yes, there’s been like…a BAJILLION posts since I was last here. Five minutes ago . Not really bad, but, I dunno. I wish I had been there for Gaboomba.
yayayayaya!!! a GOOMBA thread!!!! pwease? plz?
pansy is a “girly” word…. i would never use the word pansy in my life!! oh my, it has seemed i have just did!!!! oh dear what has happened to the world?
i luv it when i change personalities… that one was a mixture of British and … was it D_Q or Grant?
I was using “bloody” strongly. I use it not because it sounds “Old World and quaint.” I use it when I am angry, in place of American swear words that people would take more offensively.
Anyway, back to what I was talking about before Phoenix started the flame war….
Ron is irritating to me because I have a friend somewhat like him. He doesn’t take assertive action and lets more powerful people, such as me, protect him. His comebacks are slop and he is very slight of build. However, I don’t know whether he’s as scared as Ron is of his ex-girlfriends because he hasn’t managed to get one yet. *snicker snicker.* Before you start, yes, I do. Have a girlfriend, that is. So you can’t accuse me of making fun of the same situation I’m in.
Well excuse me for living. I deny ever starting a flame war.
Is there anything wrong with being slight of build? I’m slight of build…
*sighs* Don’t make fun of people.
Ahhh! Don’t take offense! He’s going to take offense, I can feel it! Run away!
I wasn’t making fun of anyone, and you’re exaggerating. I wasn’t saying that there’s anything wrong with being slight of build, just that he’s not assertive.
Is he really your friend? Don’t jump on me too, I’m not dissing you, but you don’t sound very friendly with him…
No comment. Whatever I say to the Chairman gets me in trouble.
Yes, he’s my friend, and he’s cool, but sometimes he can be somewhat annoying, and when I warn him to stop he doesn’t. This leads to physical violence.
But I’m guilty of annoying him too, if only as revenge for how he annoys me. I steal his stuff and run around with it. The funny thing is he takes it so seriously. When I take his flashdrive, which he leaves hanging out of his pocket, he threatens to take legal action. It’s so comical.
no comment
Wow that was so enlightening of me, wasn’t it? Come on people, you know that’s the best comment EVER!
no, this is this best comment ever:
Time for Grant’s pointing and laughing time!!
Ha ha, Sirius! Ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Hee hee hee…..heh heh…eh heh heh heh…..Sirius heh heh…….
Ok, done. The above is in an Indian accent.
AAARRGH!! CURSE YOU GRANT!!!!!!!! #$%^^#$! SIRIUS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ♥ ♥
I like Sirius, but he’s rather dead now, inn’he?
Also, Lupin loves Sirius.
no comment.
my name was in harry potter 5! *does happy dance*
but then i died in 6
When was your name in potter 5, Em the Hot Pink Bunny # 175?
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my general message – bow down to the Dark Lord, you muggle… person…you…
Ugh. I feel yucchy.
I need to go write a story to vent my feelings.
oh come on peoples these threads are just dying out here!!!!
Thread: *dies*
HP-hating musers: YAY!
HP-loving musers: BOO!
GAPA: Oh dear!
Printer: I need more hot pink!!!
my name is *ahem* Emmeline. you of all people should know where that is.
Emmeline Vance. YES! go me. haha i used to stump everybody on that person!!! of course there weren’t many people to stump…if you’ll believe it i once went to one of those cheesy harry potter parties and we played a trivia game and nobody could even remember mrs. weasley’s first name except me. Pretty sad…
erm… thats sad. all of the adults call her “molly” now, do you remember mrs. flamel’s name?
yeah. I miss the Gaboomba, but I like the muse blog too.
Tonks is awesome.
Perenelle.
Tonks rocks. Yay all hail!
i sadly have nothing more to say.
in response to QJ’s #26, Harry is not booksmart at all. Most of what he does is based on instinct, and his knowledge of spells and stuff is largely borrowed from Hermione, who is booksmart.
Why are there 2 Harry Potter things?
Harry isn’t booksmart, agreeing with #185
That whole lovey dovey thing in book #6 – yuck
does Luna Lovegood die? i really want to know
I’m not sure…
hey, if you want a Harry Potter thread, seeign as no one’s posted on this since May 6th, ask the GAPAs for one…
Harry Potter books ROCK!!! One of my favorite series ever. This thread is strangely unused. I thought that there were more active Harry Potter fans on MuseBlog!